幽默英语脑筋急转弯大全

搞笑英语脑筋急转弯

1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)

答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)

2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)

答：When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨)

3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)

答：When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤flea market 旧货市场)

4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)

答：Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)

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5.What tree is always very sad? (哪种树总是很伤心?)

答：Weeping willow. ( 垂柳weep哭泣willow柳树)

6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)

答：When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)

7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?

答：He's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。

8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?

答：Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母S 中间隔了一里。

9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?

答："What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?

10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?

答：In the darkness. 在黑暗中。

1.What will you break once you say it? (什么东西一说出来就打破？)

2. Will liars be honest after they die? (骗子死了之后会诚实吗？)

3. What always goes up and never goes down? (什么东西只升不降？)

4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下？)

5. Why can a bride hide nothing?(为什么新娘子什么也藏不住？)

6. Why is the library the highest building?(为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物？)

7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的桥梁是什么？)

8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北极与南极的区别是什么？)

9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? (淘气的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作？)

10. What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鸟能举起重物？)

11. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine person in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks. Why? (有一艘船只能容纳50人，现在已有49人。这时一位孕妇上了船，船就沉了。为什么？)

12. What's the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最贫穷的银行是什么？)

13. What month do soldiers hate?(军人憎恨什么月？)

答案Answers:

1. Silence. (沉默)

2. No, they won’t. They lie still after they die。(不会，他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，依旧撒谎。)

3. Your age. (你的年龄)

4. He wants to have a hot dog. (他想要一条热狗。)

5. Because someone will give her away. (因为有人会揭发她。Give away 揭发，在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎)

6. It has the most stories. (它的楼层最多。Story 故事，楼层)

7. The bridge of a nose. (鼻梁)

8. A whole world. (整个世界。a world of difference 天壤之别)

9. They want to make faces. (make face 做鬼脸，做钟表面)

10. Crane. (鹤。Crane鹤，举重机)

11. Because is a pigboat. (那是潜水艇。pigboat，潜水艇)

12.The river bank。(河岸。)

13.March。(行军。)

1. What will you break once you say it?

什么东西一说出来就打破？

2. Will liars be honest after they die?

骗子死了之后会诚实吗？

3. What always goes up and never goes down?

什么东西只升不降？

4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun?

男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下？

5. Why can a bride hide nothing?

为什么新娘子什么也藏不住？

6. Why is the library the highest building?

为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物？

7. What is the smallest bridge in the world?

世界上最小的桥梁是什么？

8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?

北极与南极的区别是什么？

9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory?

淘气的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作？

10. What bird lifts heavy things?

什么鸟能举起重物？

11.A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is already forty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on and boards the ship. The ship sinks.Why?

有一艘船只能容纳50人,现在已有49人。这时一位孕妇上了船,船就沉了。为什么?

12. Why is the comet like Micky Mouse?

为什么是彗星像米老鼠？

13. Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?

谁跟你比较亲密,你的妈妈或你的爸爸?

14. What's the poorest bank in the world?

世界的最贫穷的银行是什么?

15. What month do soldiers hate?

军人憎恨什么月?

16.An old woman has lived in one-story house before.Her body is very short. Afterwards,she moves into a big building and lives in the ninth story. However, when she comes back home each time,she always takes an elevator to the sixth story and gets off,then she walks to the ninth story.Why?

有位老妇人,从前住平房,并且个子非常矮,后来她搬进了一个很高的楼里,住在第九层,但是她每次回家,她总是乘电梯到第六层就下来,然后走到第九层.为什么?

答案：

1. Silence. 沉默

2. No, they won't. They lie still after they die.

不会，他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，依旧撒谎。

3. Your age. 你的年龄

4. He wants to have a hot dog. 他想要一条热狗。

5. Because someone will give her away.

因为有人会揭发她。Give away 揭发，在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎

6. It has the most stories. 它的楼层最多。Story 故事，楼层

7. The bridge of a nose. 鼻梁

8. A whole world. 整个世界。a world of difference 天壤之别

9. They want to make faces. make face 做鬼脸，做钟表面

10. Crane. 鹤。Crane鹤，举重机

11. Because is a pigboat. 那是潜水艇。pigboat,潜水艇

12.Because it is a star with a tail.因为它是有尾巴的星星。

13.Mom is closer, because Dad is father（farther）.

因为爸爸是父亲, 所以妈妈比较靠近。

14.The river bank.河岸。

15.March.行军.

16.Because she was too short to press the ninth button.她太矮了不能按到第九层的按钮.

Q:What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？

Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?

A: By treading on his corn?

如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。

Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？

Q: What do people do in a clock factory?

A: They make faces all day.

一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。

Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?

A: Keep him awake.

怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。

1）---- Who is closer to you，your mom or your dad ? (爸爸和妈妈谁和你更近？）

—— Mom is closer because dad is father.

（2）---- What fruit is never found singly ? (什么水果永远不会是单个的？）—— A pear.

（3）---- Why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the Fortunes ? (年轻人为什么不愿意和福琼家女儿约会？）

—— Because she is Miss Fortune.

注: 以上脑筋急转弯泛采用了同音词（homonyms）:

（1）“father”（父亲）与“farther”（更远）

（2）“pear”（梨）音同“pair”（一对），

（3）“Miss Fortune”音同“misfortune”（不幸）

（4）Why is an empty matchbox the best thing to have in the world ?(为什么空火柴盒是世界上最好的东西？）

——Because it is matchless.

（5）Why did little Tom put his brother's guitar in the refrigerator ?(小汤姆为什么把哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里？）

——Because he enjoyed cool music.

（6）What stays hot even if put it in a fridge?(什么东西即使放在冰箱里也热？）

——Pepper.

注: 以上脑筋急转弯大量运用了双关语（puns）：

（4）“matchless”既可理解为“没有火柴的”，又可理解为“举世无双的，无可匹敌的”；

（5）“cool”可表示“冷的、凉的”，也可指“棒、时髦、美妙的”；

（6）“hot”有两个意思："热"、"辣"。