爆笑少儿英语笑话大全超级搞笑的

爆笑少儿英语笑话大全超级搞笑的

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爆笑少儿英语笑话：When he grows up

A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"

"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," replied the boys father. His friend thought for a moment and responded, "Thats a rather strange ambition to have for a career."

"Well," said the boys father, "he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"

爆笑少儿英语笑话：Circumcision

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside an operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "Im in here to get my tonsils out, and Im

a little nervous."

The first kid says, "Youve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. Its a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

"A circumcision," the first kid answers.

"Whoa!", the second kid says. "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. I couldnt walk for a year."

爆笑少儿英语笑话：When I grow up...

The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorusof responses came from all over the room.

"A football player," said Jim.

"A doctor," said Alfred.

"An astronaut," said Suzy.

"The president," said little Al. (Everyone laughed).

"A fireman," said Fred.

"A teacher," said Lisa.

"A race car driver." said Mario.

Everyone that is, except Tommy.

The teacher noticed he was sitting there quiet and still. So she said to him, "Tommy, what do you want to be when you grow up?"

"Possible." Tommy replied.

"Possible?" asked the teacher.

"Yes," Tommy said. "My mom is always telling me Im impossible. So when I get to be big, I want to be possible."

爆笑少儿英语笑话：Looking for me

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.

He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a childs whispered, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"

"Yes", whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?" the man asked.

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No." Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes", came the answer.

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "no".

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the bossdecided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child.