《荆轲刺秦王》(搞笑英语小话剧-英语及翻译)
《荆珂刺秦王》
旁白：Long long ago, there was a crazy country, where some crazy people live, who are trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。荆轲是最有名的剑客并被派去杀清王，嬴政。但最后他失败了。你想知道当时发生了什么事？好吧，下面将会告诉你真相。
Action I
太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?
(画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister?
镜子，镜子，告诉我，这个世界上最漂亮的人是谁？(画外音：是你，太子丹！)谢谢你的镜子！我是太子丹，魔镜说我是世界上最有吸引力的男人。但嬴政是一个嫉妒的家伙，我觉得如果镜子告诉他真相他会杀了我。我很害怕。我该怎么办呢？我大臣在哪里？
阿三: Honey, I am coming.
亲爱的，我来了。
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
我告诉过你一次又一次，你应该叫我“我最美丽的、优雅、英俊、迷人、可爱、聪明和最亲爱的太子丹”！
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~ 当然，亲爱的！我有一个好主意。我们可以找一个英雄去杀嬴政~
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent! Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
欧耶！二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！好主意！但谁是合适的人选？
阿三：After screening , I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JingKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
经过筛选后我手上有两个有前途的人。一是李莫愁小姐，另一个是荆轲先生。明天他们将PK为世界头号杀手。
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
好的，给我尽快得主，好吗？
阿三：Yes.
Action II
荆轲：Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁：Yes.
荆轲：OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.
好的。我是荆轲，你知道，我会让你知道我是世界头号杀手之王。
李莫愁：Are you challenging me?
你想挑战我吗？
荆轲：Off course!
李莫愁：Come on!
李莫愁：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?
发生了什么？你为什么不疼？
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we?
赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
妈妈常说：“生活就像一盒巧克力，莫愁。你永远不知道你会得到什么。“我明白了，妈妈是对的。
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
哦，天哪！你能给我一个创新的回答“你好吗？”？
荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too! May I have your name card, please?
哦，我也是在开玩笑呢！我可以要一张你的名片吗？
阿三：Hero，we need your help.
荆柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荆柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
IC、ID、IQ卡？
荆柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三: Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
看！她是世界上最漂亮的女孩。如果你说好的，她就是你的。
荆柯：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
我不得不说她是一个非常性感美丽的女孩，但中医是我唯一的爱！
阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯：Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
嘿，兄弟！你这么聪明，但为什么你不知道中医？任何人都可以给你答案。
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM.
传统的中国美眉
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.
我必须告诉你的王牌。女士们，先生们，这是立顿减肥茶。这是一个全新的联合利华中国产品。
荆柯：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.
减肥茶！我梦想它数千次。我的妻子总是威胁说要离开我，如果我不能减轻我的体重。
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?
你想得倒好？假如你想要！你为什么保持沉默？你为什么看着我？虽然你很有诚意，我很高兴，你还是要说出来。你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要？
荆柯：Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
告诉我，我应该做什么？我会为你做任何事。
Action III
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
英雄，我们已经达到了沂水河。
荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
就停在这里。再见，我的朋友
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
荆珂：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!
我爱你。对我而言，你比这个世界上的任何东西都更有意义。
荆珂：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.
我更爱你。哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你。
妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
怎么样。作为一个男人，就去做！我会一直在这里等你。
荆珂：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise
亲爱的！你一定要帮我这个忙…答应我你会活下去…你绝不会放弃…不管发生什么事…无论多么的绝望…现在就答应我，永远不要忘记你的承诺
妻子："I promise."
荆轲："Never let go. “
永不放弃
妻子："I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
这是一个去死的好日子。再也回不来了。不......从未......
妻子：Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
谢谢你.当我得到人寿保险1000000美元，我将把它的一半，500000美元到您的帐户。
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
然后荆轲送往秦，最终被嬴政杀了。
搞笑英语话剧剧本.1doc
搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous sword 搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman 剑客and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状） 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
荆轲刺秦王英语搞笑剧本
荆轲刺秦王英语搞笑剧本 The man wants to kill the king 旁白：It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed so me good men at home…… This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way. 第一幕：Conspire(密谋) 太子丹（上，叹气）：Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again(急)。Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? (大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now? 阿三：（毕恭毕敬）Just keep calm,please!Let me see!（盘坐在地。两手在头上画画如一休）（旁外音：当当当，砰！！）（阿三起）Ok,I get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~（作杀状）Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qing is ours~~~ （淫笑）太子与阿三作流口水状. 太子：Ha, ha~~~. Good idea,Good idea!But do you think who we can sent? 阿三：I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue .He is traveling in our country these days. I think we can’t lose the chance. We must employ him quickly. 太子：Well, deal with the things as soon as possible. 第二幕：tournament (比武) 西门吹雪（上台，摆出一幅酷式，手一张，一条纸带随风而下） 西门吹雪 （Xi Men Chui Xue） 身高：190cm Height: 190cm 最爱干的事情：聊qq Favorite doing: chatting 战斗力：无限War power: endless 最爱的颜色：黑色Favorite color: black 武器：长剑Weaponry: long sword 最爱喝的饮料：啤酒Favorite drinks: beer 血型：O Type of blood: O 最崇拜的人：小燕子，****** Favorite idol: Xiao Yanzi Mao Zedong Today I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out. 荆轲（抖嗦而上）站在一边，不敢出大气。 旁白：Competition begins. 荆轲（带剑冲向西门吹雪，半途停住）Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue? 西门吹雪：Just come on. 荆轲：（又冲，停在西门吹雪面前）Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the story? 西门吹雪：（不耐烦）what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question?
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第二场：在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood：Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
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搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》 人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。 农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台] 兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here. [农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子] 农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]
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荆轲刺秦王剧本
荆轲刺秦王 时间：战国。 地点：燕都蓟，秦都咸阳。 人物： 荆轲、嬴政、太子丹、高渐离、樊於期、秦舞阳、蒙嘉、夏无且 第一幕 （旁白：秦国猛将王翦攻破赵国，俘虏了赵王，将赵国领土全部纳入秦国版图。然后又向北进军，直逼燕国南部边界。）(同时，王翦正一脚踩赵王身上，然后抬头很狂地看着太子丹) 燕国太子丹恐惧（丹来回踱步，神色焦急），于是请来荆轲（荆轲上），说：秦兵早晚会渡过易水，这样的话，燕国不保啊！ 荆轲：就算太子没有说这些话，臣也是要自请行动的。而现在行动的话，没有什么信物，是无法接近秦王的。但是眼下，秦王以千斤金万家邑悬赏樊将军的人头。如果得到樊将军的人头和燕国督亢一带的地图，献于秦王，秦王必定会很高兴接见臣，然后。。。（笑） 太子：你的意思是？ 荆轲：（很邪恶一笑，手中拿出一张牌:杀）杀！ 太子：樊将军陷入困境而投奔燕国，丹不忍心以一己之私利辜负了长者的情意，希望你重新考虑一下吧。（拜） 第二幕 （旁白：荆轲知道太子心软，于是私下里单独去见了樊於期。） （樊於期在房中，荆轲上。）（与旁白同步） 荆轲：秦国对将军实在残忍，杀将军全家，购将军人头，将军您咋办？ 樊於期（很重很重一叹）：我每次想到这些，痛都深入骨髓，不知。。奈何！（做思考着状，然后慢慢抬头）（注意表情） 荆轲：现在有个办法可以解决燕国的困境，又可以报将军的深仇，您觉得怎么样？ 樊於期（瞪眼，疾步走上前去，一掌拍过去）：啥？ 荆轲：若得到将军的首级进献给秦王，秦王必定高兴而宣见我。我就用左手抓他袖，右手裖他胸，然后将军的仇也报了，燕国被羞辱的耻辱也没了，将军觉得怎么样？（说完后再把那个抓修刺胸的动作很夸张的来一遍） 樊於期（头一甩，很潇洒）：大爷的我天天在想这件事！小子，说的好！（刎颈自杀特技）（旁白：太子丹听说了这件事，立刻赶了过去。） 太子丹（与上面的旁白同步，冲进房间，看到地上的尸体，趴在上面，痛哭失声直到下面的旁白结束）：将军！ （旁白：事情已经发生，太子丹无可奈何，于是吩咐安放好樊於期的头颅，用匣子装好。） 第三幕 （旁白：太子丹预先征集世上最锋利的匕首，得到了赵国徐夫人的匕首，用一百金将它买了下来，让工匠用毒药淬炼。用此匕首试人的时候，鲜血渗透衣服，没有不立即死去的。）（与上面旁白同步：龙套用刀试几个人，死法各异） （旁白：燕国有一勇士名叫秦武阳，十三岁就杀了人，人们都不敢与他对视。于是太子丹令秦武阳做荆轲的副手。） （与上面的旁白同步：1.秦舞阳很狂地抱胸，眼神吓人来个龙套被吓着。2.太子丹端坐于大殿中，秦武阳单膝跪地接受命令。）
六年级英语小剧本小红帽
英语小剧本-----小红帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood：Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy. Mum：Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场：在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood：Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you．Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks：Goodbye． 第三场：Grandma家 Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。） Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma：Who is it？ Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma：(边说边起床) Come in, come in. Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you. Grandma：（惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？ Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in，Come in.
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英语搞笑话剧剧本-A Story about Love and Stinky Feet 从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。 有一天她来到"香国" 。她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。 有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。 最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。 最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。 人物 Ada: Little girl Candy: Queen Evander: King Evelyn Joel: Prince Rita: Singer /Woman Yilina: Witch Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet. There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
小学英语短剧剧本-喜羊羊与灰太狼
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搞笑英语话剧剧本5-7人--心碎
Heart broken Billing： XiMenchuixue YeGucheng HuaManlou King PanJinlian Narratage/soldier N：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches . Y与X相遇． Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you ! X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name? Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you? X: I am XiMenchuixue. Y:Ah??? XiMenchuixue? X: Yes, what’s wrong? Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu. X: Great, you know me ! Y: But your wife is my first lover. X: What??? Y抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go! X:No, I must kill you ! Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old son to be looked after by me! X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know? Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me! X: 拔刀砍向Y (Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去) X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that? Y: Just drink it! X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha. Y: Do you still want to kill me? X: Sure! Milk is milk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!? X:I’m sure I won’t! Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0! X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !
最新《荆轲刺秦王》(搞笑英语小话剧-英语及翻译)
《荆珂刺秦王》 旁白：Long long ago, there was a crazy country, where some crazy people live, who are trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. 很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。荆轲是最有名的剑客并被派去杀清王，嬴政。但最后他失败了。你想知道当时发生了什么事？好吧，下面将会告诉你真相。 Action I 太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister? 镜子，镜子，告诉我，这个世界上最漂亮的人是谁？(画外音：是你，太子丹！)谢谢你的镜子！我是太子丹，魔镜说我是世界上最有吸引力的男人。但嬴政是一个嫉妒的家伙，我觉得如果镜子告诉他真相他会杀了我。我很害怕。我该怎么办呢？我大臣在哪里？ 阿三: Honey, I am coming. 亲爱的，我来了。 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 我告诉过你一次又一次，你应该叫我“我最美丽的、优雅、英俊、迷人、可爱、聪明和最亲爱的太子丹”！ 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~ 当然，亲爱的！我有一个好主意。我们可以找一个英雄去杀嬴政~ 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent! Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 欧耶！二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！好主意！但谁是合适的人选？ 阿三：After screening , I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JingKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 经过筛选后我手上有两个有前途的人。一是李莫愁小姐，另一个是荆轲先生。明天他们将PK为世界头号杀手。 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 好的，给我尽快得主，好吗？
小学英语四年级情景剧《小狮子找食物(I Am Hungry)》中英对照剧本脚本
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