A4纸打印方格做方格笔记本

A4纸打印方格做方格笔记本
A4纸打印方格做方格笔记本

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1、不知怎么吃坏了肚子,一直吐,饿的半死!想吐吐不出来!巨难受! 上网搜了下,说可以用筷子伸进喉咙。就吐出来了! 我握着一双筷子蹲在马桶边犹豫了半天! 刚伸进嘴里。我妈进来了! 她惊恐万分,一把打掉我的筷子,“再饿你也不能吃屎啊!” 2、我和老婆外出就餐。 “啊!你怎么可以挖了鼻屎就抹在桌子下面呢?”她质问我。 “呃,你怎么知道我抹了。” “这张是玻璃桌。。。” 3、在树林里便便后发现没带手纸,给朋友打电话求救。 朋友:“你找片树叶不就解决了!” 我:“尼玛,这是松树林!!!” 4、有个朋友,每次放屁必定要弄出巨大的声音,然后配一句“是我放的”。 他是这样解释的:“我不能让我的屁没有妈。”

5、昨晚喝多了,早上起床袜子少一只,连忙又找一双新的。 到了晚上公司请客,给领导倒酒时,那只袜子从袖子里掉到饭桌上。。。 6、两个小伙子去参观一家当代艺术美术馆,发现在现代雕塑的一间展室里只有他们两人。 看着那些扭曲的铁管、破碎的玻璃和杂乱的形状,其中一个说道:“咱们出去吧,别让人家以为是咱们把这儿糟蹋成这个样子的。” 7、某吃货感冒到医院看病,医生给他开了点药,并嘱托道:“这些药你要空腹吃!” 吃货很为难的说:“你能不能换点别的药,我。。。我什么时候空过腹啊?” 搞笑吝啬,抠门到没法说。 1、一个穷人来到一位富翁的家里,向富翁讲述自己的贫苦,使这位富翁受到了从来没有过的感动。 他对仆人说:“快把这个穷汉赶出去,他让我的心都要碎了!” 2、有个富翁临死前对妻子表示,要将全部财产都遗赠给她。 妻子感激地问他在死前还有什么愿望,富翁说希望能吃一盘火腿。 妻子说:“那可不行,那是准备葬礼之时招待客人用的。”

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