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Alice In Wonderland script

Charles, you have finally lost your senses

This venture is impossible.

For some.

Gentlemen, the only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it IS possible. That kind of thinking could ruin you

I'm willing to take that chance.

Imagine a trading post in Rangoon! Bangkok, Jakarta!

The nightmare again?

I won't be long

I'm falling

Down a dark hole.

Then I see strange creatures.

What kind of creatures?

There's a dodo bird, a rabbit in a waist coat

and a smiling cat

I did not know cats could smile.

Neither did I.

And there is a blue caterpillar.

A blue caterpillar?

Do you think I've gone round the bend?

I'm afraid so.

You're mad, bonkers, off your head

But I'll tell you a secret.

All the best people are.

It's only a dream, Alice, nothing can harm you there.

But if you get too frightened, You can always wake up.

Like this

Must we go?

I doubt he'll notice if we never arrive

He will notice

Where 's your corset?

- And no stockings. - I'm against them.

But you are not properly dressed

Who is to say what is "proper"?

What if it was agreed that "proper"was wearing a codfish on your head, would you wear it? Alice ...

For me, a corset is like a codfish

Please, not today.

Father would have laughed.

I'm sorry.

I'm tired. I didn't sleep well last night.

Did you have bad dreams again?

Only one.

It's always the same, ever since I can remember

Do you think that's normal?

Don't most people have different dreams?

I don't know.

There.

You're beautiful.

Now, can you manage to smile?

At last. We thought you'd never arrive

Alice, Hamish is waiting to dance with you .

Go.

You do realize it's well past 4??

Now everything I've been rushed through

- I am sorry. - Oh, nevermind.

Forgive my wife. She been planning this affair for over 20 years.

If only Charles were here.

My condolences

I think of your husband often.

He was truly a man of vision

I hope you don't think I've taken advantage of your misfortunes

Of course not.

I'm pleased that you've purchased the company.

I was a fool for not investing in his mad venture when I had the chance

Charles thought so too

Hamish, do you ever get tired of quadrille?

On the contrary. I find it envigorating

Do I amuse you?

No.

I had a sudden vision, of all the ladies in trousers and the men wearing dresses It would be best to keep your visons to yourself.

When in doubt, remain silent.

Pardon us, sir. Ms. Kingsley is distracted today.

- Where is your head? - I was wondering what it would be like to fly.

Why would you spend your time thinking about such an impossible thing? Why wouldn't I?

My father said he sometimes believed in six impossible things

before breakfast.

Alice, meet me at the Gazebo in precisely ten minutes.

We have a secret to tell you.

If you're telling me, then it's not much of a secret

- Perhaps we shouldn't. - We decided we should.

- If you tell us, we won't be surprised. - Will you be surprised?

Not if you tell me

But now you've brought it up, you have to

- No, we don't - In fact, we won't

I wonder if your mother knows that you two swim naked in the Havershim's pond. - You wouldn't. - Oh, but I would

There's your mother right now

Hamish is going to ask your hand.

You ruined the surprise.

Oh, I could strangle them!

Everyone of us went through so much effort to keep it a secret

Does everyone know?

That's why they've all come. This is your engagement party.

Hamish will ask you under the gazebo

When you say "yes" ...

But I don't know if I want to marry Hamish.

Who then? You won't do better than a lord.

You'll soon be 20, Alice. That pretty face won't last forever.

You don't want to end up like Aunt Imogen.

You don't want to be a burden for mother, do you?

No.

So, you'll marry Hamish.

You'll be as happy as I am with Lowell and you live will be perfect

It's already decided.

Alice, dear

I'll leave you to it.

Shall we take a leisurely stroll through the garden, just you and me? Do you know what I've always dreaded?

The decline of the aristocracy ?

Ugly grandchildren.

But you are lovely.

You are bound to produce little... Imbeciles!

The gardeners planted white roses when I specifically asked for red. You could always paint the roses red

What an odd thing to say

You should know that my son has extremely delicate digestion.

- Did you see that? - See what?

- It was a rabbit, I think - Nasty things

I'd enjoy setting the dogs on them

If you serve Hamish the wrong foods, he could get a blockage.

- Did you see it that time? - See what?

- The rabbit! - Don't shout!

Now pay attention.

Hamish said you were easily distracted.

What was I saying?

Hamish has a blockage.

I couldn't be more interested, but you'll have to excuse me

Aunt Imogen!

I think I'm going mad.

I keep seeing a rabbit in a waist coat

I can't be bothered with your fancy rabbit now

I'm waiting for my fiancee.

Your have a fiancee?

There! Did you see it?

He's a prince.

But alas he can not marry me unless he renounces his thrown - It's tragic, isn't it? - Very.

Lowell?

Alice! We were just ...

Kat is an old friend.

I can see you're very close.

You won't mention this to your sister, will you?

I don't know.

I'm confused. I need time to think

Well, think About Margaret.

She'd never trust me again

- You don't want to ruin her marriage, do you? - Me?

But I'm not the one who is sneaking around behind her back... There you are.

- Alice Kingsley ... - Hamish.

- What is it? - You have a caterpillar on your shoulder. Ew!

Don't hurt it.

You'll want to wash that finger.

Alice Kingsley ...

Will you be my wife?

Well...

Everyone expects me to

And, you're a Lord.

My face won't last and I don't want to end up like..

But this is happening so quickly, I...

I think I ... I need a moment.

Hello!?

It's only a dream.

You'd think she'd remember all this from the first time. You brought the wrong Alice.

She's the right one. I'm certain of it.

- She's the wrong Alice! - Give her a chance. Curiouser and curiouser

I told you she's the right Alice

- I am not convinced. - How is that for gratitude?

I was out there for weeks, trailing one Alice after the next

and I was almost eaten by other animals.

Can you imagine ... They go about entirely unclothed

And they do there shukm in public, I had to avert my eyes

-Doesn't look anything like herself!

That's because she the wrong Alice!

- If she was, she might be. - But if she isn't, she ain't

- But if she was so, she would be. - But she isn't, no how!

How can I be the wrong Alice when this is my dream?

And who are you if i might ask?

Oh, I'm Tweedledee and he's Tweedledum.

Cherry wise, I'm Tweedledum and he's Tweedledee.

- We should consult Absolum. - Exactly!

- Absolem'll know who she is. - Alice, come on dear.

- It's not being your turn, it's so unfair, hey! Leave off her! - Let go! - Are they always this way? - It's a family trade.

You can both escort her

- Who is this Absolem? - He's wise. He's Absolute ...

He's absolute!

Who are you?

- Absolem!? - You're not Absolem. I'm Absolem.

The question is ... Who are you?

- Alice. - We shall see.

What do you mean by that? I ought to know who I am

Yes, you ought. Stupid girl!

Unroll the Oraculum.

The Oraculum, being the calendrical compemdium of Underland

- It's a calender. - Compendium.

It tells of each and every day since the beginning

Today is Gribling day, in the time of the Red Queen

Show her the Frabjus Day.

Yes, Frabjus, being the day you slay the Jabberwocky

Sorry? Slay the what?

That being you there with the V orpal sword.

No other swords can kill the Jabberwocky. No how.

If it ain't Vorpal, ain't dead

- That's not me. - I know!

Resolve this for us, Absolem. Is she the right Alice?

Not hardly.

I told ya!

- I said so - I said so

Contrary wise, you said she might be.

No, you said she would be if she was.

Little Impostor! Pretending to be Alice! She should be ashamed!

- I was so certain of you. - I'm sorry, I don't mean to be the wrong Alice!

Wait.

This is my dream.

I'm going to wake up now and you'll disappear.

That's odd. Pinching usually does the trick

- I could stick you if that would help? - It might actually, thank you. My pleasure!

Bandersnatch!

Wait.

It's only a dream.

Nothing can hurt me.

- What is she doing? - He can't hurt me, he can't hurt me ...

Run, you great love!

SNUD QUEAST

- This way! - East to QUEAST.

No! South to SNUD!

Someone has stolen three of my tarts!

- Did You steal them? - No, Your Majesty.

- Did You? - No, Your Majesty.

- Did You steal them? - No, Your Majesty.

- Did you steal my tart? - No, Your Majesty ...

It's cranberry juice.

- I was so hungry! I didn't mean to ... - Off with his head!

My family! No, please, please don't! I have little ones to look after! Go to his house and collect the little ones.

I like frog eggs on toast almost as much as I like caviar.

Yes, your Majesty

Drink.

Majesty.

Ilosovic Stayne

Where have you been lurking?

Majesty ... I have found the Oraculum

That? Looks so ordinary for an Oraculum.

Look here. Frabjus Day.

I'd know that tangled mess of hair anywhere.

Is it Alice?

I believe it is.

What is she doing with my darling Jabberwocky?

She appears to be slating it

She killed my Jabberbabywocky?

Not yet. But it will happen if we don't stop her.

Find Alice, Stayne. Find her!

Find the scent of human girl and earn your freedom.

For my wife and pups as well?

Everyone will go home.

Dogs will believe anything.

It looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws

- I must be still dreaming ... - What did that to you?

- A "bander" or "bandips" ... - A Bandersnatch?

- Well, I'd better have a look. - What are you doing?

It needs to by purified by someone with evaporating skills

or it will fester and putrify

I'd rather you didn't. I'll be fine as soon as I wake up.

At least let me bind it for you

- What do you call yourself? - Alice.

THE Alice?

There has been some debate about that

I never get involved in politics.

You'd best be on your way.

What way? All I want to do is wake up from this dream.

Fine. I'll take you to the Hare and the Hatter, but that's the end of it Coming?

Watch what you're doing!

It's you!

No it's not. The Twisp brought us the wrong Alice

- Its the wrong Alice? - It's absolutely Alice.

You're absolutely Alice. I'd know you anywhere.

I'd know him anywhere!

Well, as you can see, we're still having tea.

And it's all because I was obliged to kill time waiting for your return.

You're terribly late, you know Naughty!

Well anyway, time to came quite offended has stopped all together. Not a tick off a finger - Cup. - Time can be funny in dreams.

Yes, yes, of course, but now you're back, you see.

- And we need to get on to the Frabjus Day. - Frabjus Day!

I've been investigating things that begin with the letter "M".

Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?

- "Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid "! - What?

"Down with the Bloody Big Head"

Bloody Big Head, being The Red Queen

Come, come we simply must commit to the slaying in such

Therefore, is it high time to forgive and forget or forgive and forgive

whichever comes first, or is in any case the most convenient, I'm waiting.

It's ticking, it's ticking again

All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea

The entire world is falling to ruin and poor Chester is off his tea.

What happened that day was not... my fault

Oh, dear

Your were out and then to save your own skin

You gutless Scottisch pelgrim juggling slurking urpal slackush scrum Barlemot Hatter!

Thank you.

I'm fine

What wrong with you, Tarrant? You used to be the light of the party.

You used to do the best Futterwacken in all of WitzEnd

Futter what?

It's a dance.

One day, Frabjus Day,

when the White Queen once again wears the crown

On that day I shall Futterwacken ... vigorously.

Oh no!

- The Knave - Goodbye.

Drink this quickly.

Oh, dear

Let me out!

Well! If it's not my favorite trio of lunatics.

Would you like to join us?

You're all late for tea!

I'm looking the girl called ... Alice.

Speaking of the Queen,

Here's a little song we used to sing in her honour.

Twinkle, twinkle little red how I wonder where you're at If you're hiding her, you'll lose your heads.

Already lost them.

All together now!

Up Above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky Twinkle, twinkle little Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle,twinkle Don't be bloody beggin'!

Would you like some tea?

Follow the blood hound

- Sugar? - Yes, please.

- You're all mad ! - Thanks very much.

Pass the scones, please.

Try this on for size.

I like it!

Good thing the blood hound is one of us, or you'd be... What do they want with me?

Best take her to the White Queen, she'd be safe there! Spoon.

- Your carriage, m'lady. - The Hat ?

Of course!

Anyone can go by horse or rail

But the absolute best way to travel is by hat

Have I made a rhyme?

I love travelling by hat!

Mally,just Alice, please Fairfallen all!

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wab

All mumsy were the borogoves And the mome raths outgrabe Sorry, what was that ?

What was what?

The Jabberwock with eyes of flame, jaws that bite and claws that catch Beware of the Jubjub bird,my son The frumnious Bandersnatch!.

He took his V orpal sword in hand

The V orpal blade went snicker-snack

He left it dead, and with its head

He went galumphing back

It's all about you, you know

I'm not slaying anything , I don't slay, so put it out of you mind! Mind?

Wait! You can't leave me here!

You don't slay?

Do you have any idea what the Red Queen has done?

You don't slay?

I couldn't if I wanted to

You're not the same as you were before

You were much more, muchier You lost your muchness

"My muchness?

In there, something's missing

Tell me what Red Queen has done

It's not a pretty story.

Tell me anyway.

It was here

I was the Hatter to the White Queen at the time

I took clan of all that's been employed at court

Hatter ... Hatter!

I'm fine.

Are you?

Did you hear that? I'm certain I heard something.

What?

Oo, Red Knave

Go south to Trottler's Bottom The White Queen's castle is just beyond. Hold on tightly.

Done it with the Bloody Red Queen!

You were supposed to lead them away! The Hatter trusted you!

They have my wife and pups

- What is your name? - Bayard.

Sit!

Would your name be Alice, by any chance?

Yes, but I'm not the one that everybody is talking About

The Hatter would have given himself up just for any Alice.

Where did they take him?

To the Red Queen's Castle, it's Salazen Grum.

We're going to rescue him.

That is not foretold

I don't care!

He wouldn't be there, if I weren't for me

The Frabjus day is almost upon us.

You must prepare to meet the Jabberwocky.

From the moment I fell down that rabbit hole, I have been told what I must do and who I must be. I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched and stuffed into a teapot.

I've been accused of being Alice and of not being Alice, but this is my dream.

I'll decide where it goes from here!

If you diverge from the path...

I make the path!

Take me to Salazen Grum, Bayard, and don't forget the hat.

There's only one way across

I've lost my muchness, have I?

Bayard! The hat!

Your Majesty.

So sorry

Splendid shot!

Where's my ball? Page!

Yes, Your Majesty.

I want to help you

Well, If it isn't the wrong Alice

What brings you here?

I've come to rescue the Hatter.

You won't be rescuing anyone being the size of a jerbel.

Do you have any more of that cake that made me grow before? "Upelkuchen? Actually, i might have some left

Not all of it!

Oh, no stop! Oh no, don't do that!

Oh dear,

And what is this?

It's a who, Majesty.

This is...umm...

Um?

From Umbridge.

What happened to your clothes?

I outgrew them. I've been growing an afwul lot lately

I tower over everyone in Umbridge.