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Mask
Look! This is my mask. It’s a small duck. Quack… Q uack… It can sing. It is yellow. It is lovely. I love it.
Small animals
Today (今天) Kitty and I go to the farm. We can see some (一些) small animals on the farm. I like small animals. Look, this is a rabbit. It is white. It can jump. This is a bird. It is small. It can sing and fly. Look at the bee. It likes flowers.
Toys 1
Hello! I am Alice. I am seven years old. Look at my toys. I have a doll and a kite. They are beautiful(漂亮的）. Ben is my good friend. Today(今天）we go to the toy shop. Ben likes the bicycle. But(但是）I like the toy bear.
Toys 2
I’m Danny. I’m a boy. I like toys very much. I go to the toy shop today. I see a ball. It’s green and yellow. I see a bicycle, too. I can ride the bicycle. I like the red kite. The kite is big. I can fly the kite.
Food
I am Kitty. I am tall. I am not fat. I like to drink milk. I like
to eat eggs, cakes and noodles. I have a good friend. Her na me’s Alice. She likes fish. She likes soup too. Smell the soup. It’s nice. Today(今天) we go to the restaurant. We can eat nice food. We are happy.
On the farm
Look, it’s a farm. It’s very big. What do you see? I see a dog. It’s brown. It can run. It goes “Woof! Woof!”. Is that a dog? No, it’s a cat. What colour is it? It’s brown and white. “Baa! Baa!” What do you hear? I hear sheep? How many sheep? Seven sheep. They are white. They are on the farm. They are happy.
My friends
I have two friends. They are Tom and Ann. Tom is a fat boy. He is seven years old. He likes to eat cakes and pizzas. Ann is six years old. She likes to eat sweets. I like to eat ice creams. We are happy.
My family
Look! This is my father. He is tall. This is my mother. She is thin. She can sing very well(唱得很好). This boy is my brother. He is four years old. He is fat. He likes to eat biscuits and eggs. He likes balls. He is lovely (可爱的).
Small animals
I am black and white. I give me milk. Guess (猜) who I am. It’s me. I am a cow.
I am white. I have two lone ears. I can run very fast (跑得非常快). I can jump, too. I like grasses (青草). Guess who I am. It’s me. I am a rabbit.
I am small. I am green. I can swim in the water ( 水). Guess who I am. I t’s me, the fro g.
Miaow… Miaow… Guess who I am? It’s me, the cat. I like to eat fish. I can run very fast (跑得非常快). I like to chase mice (追逐老鼠).
At the restaurant
Today I go to the restaurant with my father. My father likes noodles. I don’t like noodles. The noodles taste bad. I like chicken. The chicken tastes good. And I like onions (洋葱) very much. We are happy.
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英语幽默小故事10篇 Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!" The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!" The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE". 中间战术 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。 右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减 价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”
中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。 Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months. Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England. Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys." "Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said. "Oh, that‘s all right," answered Joan. "I‘m his sister." "I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I‘m his mother!"
英语小故事+经典短语
你是独一无二的你 I will never forget the lessen which Mr. Li gave us. One day Mr. Li was speaking to us in our school meeting room. He began his speech by holding up a ￥100 bill. He asked, "Who would like this ￥100 bill" Most of us put up our hands quickly. Then he said, "I am going to give this ￥ 100 to one of you, but first let me do this." He then made the bill into a ball and said; "Who wants it now" We raised our hands again. But he said, “Wait a moment.” He then dropped it On the floor and stepped on it. After that, he picked up the dirty bill and said, “Who still wants it” Many hands were still up. "My friends," he said, "you have learned a valuable lesson today. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not go down in value. It was still worth ￥10O. "We always lose many chances we take in our lives. "He went on speaking, "We feel as if we are worth nothing. But remember, no matter what has happened to you, you will never lose your value: you are always valuable to those people who love. you,. Your value doesn't come from what you do or who you know, but WHO YOU ARE." "You are special and valuable. Don't ever forget it!"。 我难以忘怀李老师给我们上的那一课。有一天天，他在学校的会议室给我们做了一次演讲。他手持一百美元，开始了他的讲话。“谁想要这100美元”他问道。 绝大部分的学生迅速举手。接下来，他说：“我会把这一百美元给你们之中的一个人，但是，我先得做点什么。”他将这张钞票揉成一团（这里个人觉得应该这样翻译比较准确）后说道：“现在，谁还要这100美元”学生再一次举起手来。但是，他又说：“请稍等片刻。”他将钞票扔到地上用脚踩它，之后，他拾起这张脏了的钞票问道： “谁还要它”很多人依然举手。 “我的孩子们”，他说道，“今天，你们得到了宝贵的一课。不管我怎么对待这张钞票，你们依然想要得到它，这是因为我并没有贬低它的价值。它仍然是一张价值一百元的钞票。”“我们总是与生命中许多机会失之交臂。”他接着说道，“我们觉得自己没有价值，但是，要牢记，无论发生什么，我们的价值仍然存在，对于爱着你的人们来说，你有很大的价值，你的价值并不来源于你的出身还有你的作为，仅仅来源与你自身。” “别忘了，你是珍贵而特殊的存在。” 寓意：正如世界上没有两片相同的叶子，我们每个人都是独一无二的。相信自己，命运就掌握在我们的手中。 ?: You Love Her Enough 只要你爱得够深 ?: friend John always has something to tell me. He knows so much that young men have to have older and more worldly wise men to tell them. For instance who to trust, how to care for others, and
英语幽默小故事10篇
英语幽默小故事10篇 Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!" The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!" The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE". 中间战术 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。 右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!” 中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。 Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I…m going abroad tomorrow, but I…d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months. Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England. Joan went there and said to the matron, "I…ve come to visit Captain Humphreys." "Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said. "Oh, that…s all right," answered Joan. "I…m his sister." "I…m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I…m his mother!" 在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了许多男士，包括军官和士兵。