Jizz In My Pants

The Lonely Island - Jizz in my pants
by 小学长
Lock eyes from across the room 横跨房间交错视线
down my drink while the rhythms boom 我在节奏轰鸣下放下酒杯
take your hand and skip the names 牵起你的手交换姓名
no need here for the silly games 没必要玩愚蠢的游戏
make our way through the smoke and crowd 我们穿过烟雾弥漫的人群
the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud 我乘着你的云朵在舞厅的天空上
move in close as the lasers fly 亲密接触雷射飞舞
our bodies touch and the angels cry 肢体交错天使恸哭
leave this place go back to yours 离开这里前往你家
our lips first touch outside your doors 在家门口彼此热吻
a whole night what we’ve got in store 享受剩余今宵
whisper in my ear that you want some more 你耳语道:你想要更多
and I 然後

JIZZ IN MY PANTS 我 就 射 了 !!!
This really never happens you can take my word 我跟你保证我从未这样过
I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd 我不会道歉 那很蠢
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance 都是你性感舞姿惹的祸
and now I 然後
JIZZ IN MY PANTS 我就 射 了 !!!
don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a slut 别告诉你朋友 不然我会宣扬你很贱
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt 而且都是你乱摸我屁股害的
I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus 我非常敏感 有人说这是优点

Now I’ll go home and change 我要回家换裤子了

I need a few things from the grocery 我去买些东西
do things alone now mostly 只想一个人独处
left me heart broken not lookin’ for love 心碎的我不想寻欢
surprised in my eyes when I looked above 我惊讶的往前看
the check out counter and I saw a face 看到结帐台有张脸孔
My heart stood still so did time and space 我的心跳与时空猛然停止
Never felt that I could feel real again 没想到感觉突然变的如此真实
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend 看着她的双眼告诉我需要个伴
She turned to me that’s when she said it 她转头盯着我的脸
Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?” 问我 现金还是信用卡
And I然後

JIZZED IN MY PANTS 我 就 射 了 !!!
It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me 这很正常
But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3 但我需要去第三排架子後面清理一下
And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I 现在我表现的如此尴尬 因为
JIZZED IN MY PANTS 我 射 了 !!!
To be fair you were flirting a lot 讲老实话是你刚才调情不断
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot 而且你胸前打包的两颗让我兴奋又困扰
please stop acting like you’re not impressed 别再表现你的唾弃
One more thing, I’m gonna play by check 对了 我要用支票

Last week - I saw a film 上个礼拜 我看了部电影
As I recall it was a horror film 我记得是部恐

怖片
Walked outside into the rain 我走出戏院走入雨中
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I 打开电话你刚好打来
JIZZED IN MY PANTS 然後 我 就 射 了 !!!

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash 红灯闪烁 飙车上街
need to get away need to make a dash 想靠速度逃避自己
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I 耳边响起一首回忆你我的歌曲
JIZZ IN MY PANTS 然後我 就 射 了 !!!

The next day my alarm goes off and I 隔天我闹钟响
JIZZ IN MY PANTS 然後我 就 射 了 !!!

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I 打开窗户 刮起凉风
JIZZ IN MY PANTS 然後我 就 射 了 !!!

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I 灵异第六感布鲁斯威利最後死了
JIZZED IN MY PANTS 然後我 就 射 了 !!!

I just ate a grape and I 我咬了一口葡萄
JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS 然後我 就 射 了 !!!
Ok seriously you guys can we…ok… 好了 给我认真点
JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS 然後我 就 射 了 !!!

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU’RE NEXT TO ME 每次你站在我身边我就射了
AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME 每次你牵我的手 就像上床
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY 你说我很幼稚 我说叫激情
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY 我时时刻刻都戴着保险套以防万一

Cuz I 因为
JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS 我 就 射 了 !!!
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants) 我 就 射 了 !!!
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants) 我 就 射 了 !!!