【英语学习资料】老友记字幕Word版第一季第十一集

你想他们有昨天的《每日新闻报》吗

Do you think they have yesterday's Daily News?

干吗

Why?

我只想看看我的星座占卜准不准

I just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.

天啊菲比别看你背后有个男的

Oh,my God! Don't look now. Behind you there's a guy...

完全有可能让咱俩心碎欲绝痛不欲生

...who can break our hearts and plunge us into depression. 哪呢

Where?

到妈妈这来吧

Come to mama.

他来了冷静淡定淡定

He's coming. Be cool. Be cool. Be cool.

-帽子不错 -谢谢

- Nice hat. - Thanks.

咱们得做点什么吹口哨

We should do something. Whistle.

不能吹口哨

I'm not whistling.

-来吧吹吧 -不

- Come on, do it! - No.

吹吹吹

Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

我不敢相信你居然这么干了

I can't believe you did that.

我为什么要喊"呜哇哦"啊

Why did I whoo- hoo?

难道我期望他回过头来然后说

Was I hoping he'd turn around and say... "我喜欢那声音我现在就要你" ..."I love that sound. I must have you now"? 我只希望我们能帮上一点忙

I wish there was something we could do.

你好

Hello.

你好昏迷的帅哥

Hello, coma guy.

起来你个美女杀手起来起来

Get up, you Girl Scout! Up,up,up!

菲比你在干什么

Phoebe, what are you doing?

也许没人试过这个方法

Maybe nobody's tried this.

希望至少能知道他的名字

I wish we at least knew his name.

瞧他这张脸

Look at that face.

即使他在昏迷中仍一副聪明样

I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart.

我猜他是个律师

I doubt he is a lawyer.

你看到他手指节上的茧子了吗

Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckless?

这意味着他是个艺术家

That means he's artistic.

他是律师但是兼职教雕塑

Okay. He's a Lawyer who teaches sculpting on the side.

而且他会跳舞

And he can dance.

他是那种静静听你讲话的人

And he's the kind of guy who, when you're talking, he's listening... 而不会是那种嘴上说"我了解"

... not saying, "I understand"...

心里却猜想着你裸体的男人

... but really wondering what you look like naked.

我希望男生都像他这样

I wish all guys could be like him.

我知道

I know.

城里难道没有适合你们的清醒男生吗

Are there no conscious men in the city for you two?

他身旁没人照顾

He doesn't have anyone.

我们觉得应该负起责任

Yeah, we-we feel kinda of responsible.

我不敢相信你会喊出"呜哇哦"

I can't believe you said"whoo-hoo."

连我都不说"呜哇哦"

I don't even say"whoo-hoo."

哦她要出场了

Oh, she's coming up. She's coming up!

观众朋友们稍后

Folks, when we come back

我们将会讨论她的新书《往日谊情》

we'll be talking about her new book, 'Euphoria Unbound': 以及永远都那么迷人的诺拉·泰勒·宾

the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing.

该让你的孩子上床睡觉了

You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one

咱们不用非得看这个

Y'know, we don't have to watch this.

Showtime HBO和Cinemax都

Weekend At Bernie's is on

正在播《老板度假去》呢

Showtime, HBO, and Cinemax.

没门省省吧

No way, forget it.

拜托她是你妈妈

C'mon, she's your mom!

没错《老板度假去》正上演

Exactly. Weekend at Bernie 's

尸体的腹股沟被打了二三十下哦

Dead guy getting hit in the groin 20, 30 times. 钱德勒我得告诉你

Chandler, I gotta tell you,

我爱你妈妈写的书我很喜欢读

I love your mom's books! I love her books!

坐飞机的时候我必须看她的书

I can't get on a plane without one.

她的书简直棒极了

I mean, this is so cool.

是啊如果你在11岁大的时候

Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool

你的朋友都竞相传阅

if you're eleven years old

《情妇婊子》79页时

and all your friends are

你就不会觉得棒了

passing around page 79 of "Mistress Bitch".

拜托钱德勒我喜欢你妈妈

C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom.

我觉得她不同凡响

I think she's a blast.

你这样说是因为她不是你妈

You can say that because she's not your mom. 拜托她可是

Oh, please. She's the

-亲爱的 -晚上好

- Hi, sweetie. - Bona sera

那个意大利佬什么时候从罗马回来了

When did "Rigatoni" get back from Rome?

-昨晚 -真的

- Last night. - Really?

这么说他的飞机没在空中炸成火球

So, his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire? 只是我做过的一个梦

Just a dream I had.

但呼

But, phew!

她上场了

Hey hey hey! She's on.

诺拉·宾

Nora Bing.

再谈你的书吧

Back to the book.

你在伦敦被捕了

What is this about you being arrested in London?

到底是因为什么原因

What is that all about?

你妈被逮捕过

Your mom was arrested?

嘘我正感到无比的骄傲

I'm busy beaming with pride.

说来有点难为情

This is kind of embarrassing...

但是有时候在和男人亲热之后

...but occasionally,after I've been intimate with a man... 她现在竟然会说难为情

Why would she say that's embarrassing?

我会非常想吃宫保鸡丁

...I just get this craving for kung pao chicken.

说得太详细了

That's too much information.

现在你正到处为新书做宣传

Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing,

有什么计划吗

how is that going?

好吧明天我将

Oh, fine. I'm leaving for

前往纽约我不喜欢那里

New York tomorrow, which I hate.

不过我可以去看看我儿子我爱他

But I get to see my son, who I love.

我只能通过这种方式得知情况

This is the way that I find out.

大多数妈妈都会使用电话

Most moms use the phone.

请别误会

Y'know, don't take this wrong,

我一点没看出你已为人母

I just don't see you as a mom somehow.. 我不是那个意思我没有恶意的

I don't mean that, I don't mean that bad. 没事我是个很开明的妈妈

Oh, no. I'm a fabulous mom.

我儿子的第一个保险套都是我买给他的I bought my son his first condoms.

然后他就欲火焚身了

And then he burst into flames.

议会正在讨论一项新的赤字削减法案

Let's see. Congress is debating a new deficit- reduction bill. 市长打算再次提高地铁票价

The mayor wants to raise subway fares again.

今天最高气温45度

The high today was 45.

还有各种比赛正在进行

And- oh, teams played sports.

格伦怎么样了

What about GIen?

可以叫他格伦的

He could be a GIen.

不还不够特别

Nah... not-not special enough.

阿伽门农怎么样

How about Agamemnon?

太特别了

Way too special.

我饿死了我想吃什么呢

I'm famished. What do I want?

拜托别又是宫保鸡丁

PIease, God, don't let it be kung pao chicken.

你看节目了感觉如何

You watched the show. What did you think?

我觉得你应该更放开一些

I think you need to come out of your shell. 这是什么小饭店

What is this dive?

只有你才会选这种地方

Only you could've picked this place.

拜托闭嘴这里很有趣

Come on. Shut up. It's fun.

来抱一个

Give me a hug.

我想我们可以喝点龙舌酒了

Well, I think we're ready for some tequila. 我知道我该喝了

I know I am.

谁想来干一杯

Who's doing shots?

-我要 -我也是

- Hit me. - I'm in.

你呢罗斯

There you go. Ross?

我不是那种喜欢喝酒一口干的人

I'm not really a shot-drinking kind of guy. 抱歉我们迟到了

Hi! Sorry- sorry we're late,

我们有点你懂的忘记时间了

we, uh, kind of just, you know, lost track of time.

但人是会变的

But a man can change.

有人想要我评价什么事情吗

Anyone want me to appraise anything?

宾太太我得告诉您

Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you,

你写的每本书我都看过

I've read everything you've ever written.

不我是说真的

No, I mean it!

我读《爽在午夜》时

I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight,

满脑子就当一个作家

all I wanted to do was become a writer.

别这么说我能办到的大家都能办到

Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. 你只要从描写几个欧洲城市开始

You just start with half a dozen European cities...

以30个委婉语形容男性生殖器

...throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia,

这样嘭你的书写好了

...and bam! You have got yourself a book.

女士们先生们这就是我母亲

My mother, ladies and gentlemen.

226房有留言吗

Yeah, any messages for room 226?

-你还好吧猛男 -嗯我还好

- You okay,slugger? - Oh,yeah. I'm fine.

你今晚怎么了

What is with you tonight?

没什么我没事没事

Nothing. Nothing, nothing.

谢谢

Okay,thank you.

是因为那个意大利舔手男对吧

It's the Italian hand-licker, isn't it?

不是因为被他舔的那个人

No. It's the one he's licking.

她应该和你在一起

She's supposed to be with you.

你真行

You're good.

罗斯听我说

Oh, Ross, listen to me.

我的书通常都能卖出上百万本

I have sold 100 million copies of my books,

知道为什么吗

and you know why?

因为封面上的辣妹露两点

The girl on the cover with her nipples showing? 不因为我知道如何描写

No, because I know how to write men

让女人芳心暗许的男人

that women fall in love with.

相信我保罗没有市场

Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo.

人们不会愿意翻到第325页去看他

People will not turn 325 pages for a Paolo.

拜托那家伙只是个二流角色

Come on. The guy's a secondary character.

最终还是会被你打败的

y'know, complication you eventually kill off.

什么时候

When?

他不是英雄

He's not a hero.

知道我们的最佳男主角是谁

You know who our hero is?

封面上露两点的猛男

The guy on the cover with his nipples showing?

不是你

No, it's you.

-得了 -不我说真的

- Please. - No ,really.

拜托你那么聪明那么性感

Come on. You' re smart. You' re sexy.

-是嘛 -真的

- Right. - Yes, you are.

你会没事的相信我

You are gonna be fine, believe me.

我去街上尿吧

I'll just pee in the street.

钱德勒在吗

Is Chandler here?

-在啊 -过来

- Yeah. - Come here.

那个关于昨天晚上的事

Okay, uh, about last night,

钱德勒你没告诉他吧

um, Chandler.. you didn't tell...

好因为我想没必要告诉他

Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, 只是个吻而已对吧

I mean, it was just a kiss, right?

吻一下没什么大不了的对吧

One kiss? No big deal? Right?

-是啊没什么大不了的 -好

- Right. No big deal. - Okay.

除非在疯狂世界中[漫画超人中的地方]

In bizarro world.

你坏了规矩了

You broke the code.

-什么规矩 -不能亲你朋友的妈妈

- What code? - You don't kiss your friend's mom. 姐妹还可以漂亮的姑妈也行

Sisters are okay. Maybe a hot- looking aunt.

但是不可以是妈妈绝对不行

But not a mom. Never a mom.

你们在外面干什么

What are you guys doing out here?

乔伊和我正在讨论

uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed

要早起去打壁球

getting in an early morning racquetball game.

但是很显然有人睡过头了

But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.

对啊你也没有带球拍

Yeah, well, you don't have your racket.

不我没带球拍拿去换线了

No. No, I don't, because it's being restrung.

有人应该帮我准备一个的

Somebody was supposed to bring me one.

是吗但你也没有告诉我你的手柄尺寸

Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size.

好吧看来你俩耗在一起的时间太多了

Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together. 好吧我是人渣我是人渣

Okay, I'm scum, I'm scum.

罗斯你怎么能干出这种事呢

Ross, how could you let this happen?

我也不知道天哪我

I don't know, God, I...

她不像是一般的妈妈你明白吗

well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know?

她她很性感

She's, she's sexy.She's....

你觉得我妈不性感吗

You don't think my mom's sexy?

不一样的性感

Well, not in the same way.

我得让你知道

I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani

葛罗瑞亚·崔比安尼当年也是美得不得了

was a handsome woman in her day, alright?

你觉得生七个孩子容易吗

You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?

好吧我觉得咱们越说越离谱了

Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area here. 你们俩在外面干嘛呢

What're you guys doing out here?

反正不是打壁球

Well, not playing raquetball.

他忘了告诉我他的手柄尺寸了

He forgot to leave his grip size.

他也没有拿护目镜

He didn't get the goggles.

看来你们俩似乎有点猫腻啊

Well, sounds like you two have issues.

-再见宝贝 -再见甜心

- Goodbye, baby. - Ciao, bela.

他们是故意做给我看的吗

Do they wait for me to do this?

-你准备告诉他吗 -我干吗要告诉他

- So are you gonna tell him? - Why would I tell him? 如果你不说他妈妈或许会说

How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might.

你俩干嘛呢

What are you guys doing here?

他连护裆都没有穿

Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap.

我刚问了什么

What did I ask?

你在这儿干什么

What are you doing here?

没事我只是顺路过来我从那个

Nothing. I just thought I'd stop by, you know, after... 那个地方过来你知道的

...that I, you know.

那么你来这里干嘛呢

So, what are you doing here?

我不是专程来这里的

I'm not really here.

只是顺路拿这些过来顺路

Just thought I'd drop these off on the way. My way. 你经常来吗

Do you come here a lot...

自己来

...without me?

不不不

No, no, no.

那么你觉得他现在比起早上来好点没有

So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning? 我怎会知道我早上又没来

How would I know? I wasn't here.

真的吗也没替他换睡衣

Really? Not even to change his pajamas?

我的天

Oh,my God.

你是我朋友我得告诉你

You're my friend. I had to tell you.

我简直不敢相信

I can't believe it.

保罗亲了我妈妈

Paolo kissed my mom?

对不知道你注意到没有

Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed,

但他喝了很多酒

but he had a lot to drink,

而你知道他喝多了之后的德行

and you know how he gets when he's drun...uh

我办不到是我

I can't do this. I did it.

是我干的抱歉我亲了你妈

It was me. I'm sorry. I kissed your mom.

什么

What?

瑞秋和保罗的事令我很沮丧

I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo,

我想我是喝太多龙舌酒而诺拉

and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um,

妈妈太太你的宾又对我非常好

Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know,

不过什么事情都没有发生

and- But nothing happened,

什么都没有你问乔伊

Nothing. Ask Joey.

-乔伊进来了 -你知道这件事

- Joey came in - You knew about this?

你知道的知道这个概念很值得玩味的

You know, knowledge is a tricky thing.

我一整天都跟你在一起为啥不告诉我

I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me?! 喂喂他们被我逮到算你幸运

Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did,

不然后果可不堪设想

or else who knows what woulda happened.

谢了老兄帮大忙了

Thanks, man. Big help.