校园表演《喜剧小品》剧本
《喜剧小品》修改剧本
拱北小学杨金玲
女：大家圣诞节快乐！
男：快乐！
女：今天真是太高兴了！今天是圣诞节！我们又在这里演节目，这就是缘分！
男：恩！缘分！
女：这是。。。这是。。。有句话说得好！有缘千里来相会，无缘对面。。。谁也不认识谁。。。那是。。。我是觉着我现在谁也不认识！。。。恩!
男：是是是!
女：没事！没事！。。。因为我们是认钱不认人，。。。。
男：谁说的？谁告诉你只认钱的？谁告诉你只认钱的？
女：导演说的！
男：不能瞎说话！导演教导咱们，观众顾客是演员的上帝，是演员的衣食父母，说话注点儿意!
女：啊！什么什么？衣食父母啊？
男：对！衣食父母！知道不？
女：我知道，衣食父母就是。。。就是你们都是他。。他爸？。。。还，还有妈妈啥的！
男：行了行了！别说了，不能瞎说话！咱俩是来演节目的，是不是啊！
女：是啊！是啊！
男：我今天给大家带来一样自制的乐器，
女：还能自己做，不错啊，
男：请——看——（拿出竖笛）
女：哎呀，我的妈呀!这不是竖笛吗？这还是你自制的啊？我们五年级都会吹的啊，哈哈哈哈！
男：我给大家露一首吧，不用鼓掌啊，不用鼓掌啊，不——用鼓掌啊!我说不用停，不用停！
女：你会吹啊，
男：是啊，其实我有才的地方很多，就是没展示，还会吹很多乐器啊，
女；会吹什么乐器啊？
男：比如会吹长笛、葫芦丝、小号，会吹钢琴、小提琴等等！
女：哈哈哈哈！笑死我了！钢琴、小提琴也是吹的啊，钢琴是弹的，小提琴是拉的，而不是吹的！拜——托——！
男：一样一样！（吹竖笛）
女：看能吹响不啊！哎呀我的妈呀，这真像是昨天才练的，今天就拿来吹了啊，呵呵呵！
男：（骄傲地）没有这两下敢在拱北小学混吗？没有这两下敢在舞台上展示吗？但是，光我自己演没什么意思，不如我们俩合来一段好不好/
女：合。。。合来行啊！
男：我给同学们唱一首歌曲，你给我伴唱！
女：行！
男：唱一首《众人划桨开大船》！
女：那那。。。
男：准备好了吗？走——了——（出《众人划桨开大船》伴奏）
（男女一起唱。。。。。）
男：干啥呢？干啥呢？我是主唱！
女：那——那你怎么不唱呢，看把我累得！
男：你是伴唱你知不知道啊？
女：啊？
男：我能抢过你吗？你这东一头西一头的啊，你是伴唱，你不能多唱，就唱三个字：“吼嘿吼”。
女：那我就三个字啊？
男：三个字已经不少了！看你得瑟的，
女：这是。。。（数手指）
男：音乐——走！（出《众人划桨开大船》伴奏）靠边！我是主唱！知不知道啊？
（二人唱）
男：停！
女：是。。。你让我“吼嘿吼”得不？是你让的！
男：我让你“吼嘿吼”我没让你连着唱啊，你这一连着唱我能张开嘴吗？你不断开唱会不会？不断开唱会不会？
女：就是那个什么的连着唱啊？连一起的啊？
男：连一起，不断开！走，音乐！
（二人唱）
男：你给下去！。。。。。
女：大鹏展翅！金鸡独立!
男：你要跟我斗鸡是怎么的？
女：你。。。你那什么的。。。
男：你都要撑死我了你知道不？你会不会伴唱啊？啊？你老抢什么啊？
女：你。。你。。。会不会，会不会唱？你？
男：我什么我会唱，你老抢什么玩意啊？
女：你。。。抢。。。那谁让你是主唱啊？谁不想主唱啊这是！上一次太多不容易啊！你说是不是？
男：来来来！没问题，你不是想主唱吗？哎！你唱，我给你伴唱，我让你学一学，你看我怎么给你伴唱的，好不好？
女：唱就唱呗！怕谁唱不了似的，这是。。。音乐——
同时（男：）长的跟个小星仔似的，你看！来吧，我给你伴唱啊！。。。来吧！
男：我给你伴唱啊！
男：上帝啊！。。。
女：耶~~~你们都忐忑了没？
男：什么忐忑不忐忑的，你给我回去!
女：你们都忐忑了没有？你们哪？哎呀！
六人英语短剧(大学)
13物电一班212宿舍英语短剧 演员：盛鹏扬，林仕杰，林雄斌，林衍平，洪艺伟，兴爷（家兴）编剧兼导演兼制作人兼出品人兼监制兼很多很多：伟大的兴爷 翻译：林仕杰 人物 旁白/低头族A/低头族B/医生哥哥/A家长/B家长 事件：两个低头族(A/B)在街上相撞，其中一个(A)的手机被摔坏，两人在大街上争吵起来，A打伤了B的眼睛。两人被带到了医院，但是仍然在争吵，医生过来询问两人的情况，了解到事件的起因经过，此时，双方家长都赶到了，医生教育了家长与孩子，孩子意识到了错误，家长也认识自己教育孩子的不足，最终向大家阐述了低头族的害处。并且表明自己不做低头族的决心。 场景1（街道） A：Bye bye, mom.（挥手） A家长：Bye bye, pay attention to safety on the road, don't play mobile phone! B：Bye bye, dad.（挥手） B家长：Well, pay attention to safety.。 旁白：（AB respectively with parents farewell after set out toward the school, A bow is playing with A popular summer cool running(天天酷跑) every day, at this time and he walks across the B bow is playing with A
mobile phone, two people have not looked up and saw each other, so, two people together. A: oh! My local tyrants gold! B: oh! Is who ah! Walk without eyes? A: look at what you have done! You lost my mobile phone, it is I who give me birthday gift, this is a local tyrants gold! How do you compensate me!!! B：: it's none of my business, is that you yourself walk don't hit me A：I can't stand it! How can you be so unreasonable! You have to accompany my mobile phone. B：Don't tease? What were you thinking? It is not entirely my responsibility. A：It seems I have to give you some lessons（对着B挥拳相向） B：Ouch! My eyes! 场景2（医院） 旁白：B eyes after being injured, was rushed to hospital. B：You wounded me, you have to compensate me. A：What did you say? You should pay for my cell phone!（两人相互推搡） Balabalbal。。。 医生：Please keep quiet in the hospital, ok, tell me about why do you quarrel with me.
英语表演剧本 (完整版)
English Schedule Book ——Class presentation Introdution English Class---34 School Class---Acounting Q Team--- name:Big Bang News Team---slogan:Big Bang news,Big Bang students！ Team---members:G、F、W、D、Y、T Topic---Big Bang News Character Two hosts:G Country leaders—F Merry Christina--W Amily, a journalist of Big Bong news--D Special journalist of Big Bang News--Y A host for weather forest—T Prepartion We discuss the team name together,then divide into five groups,every group look for related information ,some of which by surfing the internet or some are written by ourself. Last we make a camera plan inMay14th. Script Big Bang News
Leading G:Good morning ,everyone.I’m G. Z:I’m Z G&Z:Welcome to our programme-- BigBang News! G:Have you ever heard of it? Z:If your answer is no, then that means you are out of fashion. G:You know ,the America presidential campaign is coming ,the only common thing between Obama and Romney is that they both like our programme BigBang News. Z:Now,you know how famous our programme is!So,Next,we will show you the first Big Bang News program .Let’s go to the part1! Part1 International Meeting G:First let us watch some tntertional mews.Today Yahoo has confirmed that its CEO Scott Thompson has left,and A new sculpture set in the heart of the Olympic park has opened to the public.The details as follows. Q：Yahoo has confirmed that its CEO Scott Thompson has left. The company has named Ross Levinsohn as interim CEO.Thompson was former president of eBay’s subsidiary PayPal,and became Yahoo’s CEO this January. He has been under fire after the allegement from Yahoo shareholder Daniel Loeb that he does not have a computer science degree from Stonehill College.He has claimed that degree from his job at eBay
英语话剧表演剧本
** Learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. --someone ** They have been married for two years. He loves literature, and often posts his work on the net, but nobody ever reads them. He is also into photography, and he handle their wedding photos. He loves her very much. Likewise with her. She has a quick temper, and always bullies him. He is a gentleman, and always gives in to her. Today, she’s being "wilful" again. Her : "Why can’t you be the photographer for my friend’s wedding? She promised she’d pay." Him : "I don’t have time that day." Her :"Humph!" Him : "Huh?" Her : "Don’t have time? Write less of those novels,and you will have all the time you need." Him : "I...someone will definitely recognize my work some day." Her : "Humph! I don’t care, you’ll have to do it for her.! " Him : "No." Her : "Just this once?" Him : "No." Negotiation’s broken. So, she gave the final warning: "Give me a Yes within three days, or else..." First day. She "withheld" the kitchen, bathroom, computer, refrigerator, television, hi-fi...Except the double-bed, to show her "benevolence". Of course, she has to sleep on it too. He didn’t mind, as he still has some cash in his pockets. Second day. She conducted a raid and removed everything from his pockets and warned, "Seek any external help, and you bear the consequences." He’s nervous now. Night. On the bed. He begs for mercy, hoping that she’ll end this state. She doesn’t give a damn. No way am I giving in, whateve r he says. Until he agrees. Third day. Night. On the Bed. He’s lying on the bed, looking to one side. She’s lying on the bed, looking to the other side. Him : "We need to talk." Her : "Unless it’s about ! the wedding, forget it." Him : "It’s something ve ry important." She remains silent. Him :"Let’s get a divorce." She did not believe her ears. Him : "I got to know a girl." She’s totally angry, and wanted to hit him. But she held it down, wanting to let him finish. But her eyes already felt wet. He took a photo out from his chest. Probably from his undershirt pocket,
大学英语剧本(大学生活)
情景剧剧本：College Life 08会计1班第三小组全体成员 人物：Cast George Mancy Ken Tida Annie Character descriptions: (G)George －He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Ti da. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His gir lfriend is Mancy. (K)Ken －He fools around all the time. He doesn’t know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn’t like to be blamed. (T)Tida －He doesn’t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life. (M)Mancy－She is George’s girlfriend. She doesn’t have her own ideas. She wan ts to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie’s fe elings. (A)Annie －She is Mancy’s good fr iend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy’s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn’t like her evil thinking. Plot: There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accide nt changes their l ives…..
三人英语小品
大学生英语话剧剧本Michael: 泽泓Scolfield: 仲铨Lincoln: 桂帆T-bag: 捷驰宿舍3人：M：（reading book) rules for students the book is so hard to understand,it's a little boring..Scolfield,what are you doing ? S: (刚开始没应答，忙于dota) - 大学生英语话剧剧本 Michael: 泽泓 Scolfield: 仲铨 Lincoln: 桂帆 T-bag: 捷驰 宿舍 3人： M：（reading book) "rules for students" the book is so hard to understand,it's a little boring..Scolfield,what are you doing ? S: (刚开始没应答，忙于dota) i'm dota ing...Oh,no..I lost again(中文说：队友不给力啊). what a day! I lost five times today.I couldn't dota any more..And Lincoln ,what are you busy with ?大学生英语话剧剧本 L: nothing,just watching video. M: which kind of video are you watching ?I guess it's American,right? L: Yeah,American .. of course.clever boy,you know I like American movies very much. but this movie I'm watching is not that funny.Hey..guys,it's holiday ,is there any fun we can have? S: Say..I remember there's a party tonight at E502. M: Oh,yes,I almost gorget it.there's a fellowship gathering tonight,which can be a good chance to make some friends..you know.. L: with some beautiful girls,right? S: Yeah,that's really wonderful,you know ,I like this kind of gathering party..pretty girls are everywhere.. M & L :haha..we know what you mean. L : all right.it's a deal.four of us should go to the party together. M: OK..but where is T-bag ？ S: T-bag.. T-bag 进来 L: T-bag,where have you been? M: we have a good news . S: Yeah,there's a party tonight,and we can have fun ,would you come with us? T-bag: (装悲剧ing..)sorry ,I don't want to,I'm not in a good mood.
搞笑英语话剧剧本.1doc
搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous sword 搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman 剑客and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状） 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
大学英语四人情景短剧
角色：四个大学生，名字分别是：A，B，C，D。 （旁白）我们一直在想，所谓的大学究竟应该是怎样，我们一直在迷茫，为什么自己已经回不到高中时期的状态，于是很多人迷失了自己觉得现在的大学配不上自己，于是很多人与曾经的梦想渐行渐远，于是很多人选择了这样的生活。。。。。。 （在四人间的寝室里，灯光昏暗，三台电脑全开，背景音乐是摇滚乐，十分吵杂，配合有不断地鼠标点击的声音，还有打游戏时的喊声。） C：唉，又死了。这垃圾键盘，该死鼠标！垃圾键盘，该死鼠标！ D：哈哈，小撸怡情，大撸伤身，樯橹灰飞烟灭。王跃同志是你不行吧，不要勉强。。。 C：什么竟敢怀疑我的能力，好歹我也是在咱们寝室积极推广LOL文化第一人好不好 B: 哎哎，你两别吵了，我在跟媳妇视屏呢，声音小点好不。 C：哦，原来呀，我说网速咋这么慢。（敲门声响起，寝室里停止讲话） B：（上前开门，诧异状）张松一天不见你了，干啥去了 A：（拿着书本，满脸疲倦，走进寝室）老样子，还是去自习。 D：（转过身来）我就一直不明白，这是大学了，还起早贪黑上什么自习呀。 C：其实吧，我也挺想改变一下自己。有时候我老想像他一样每天做一点事，真的不能这样浑浑噩噩了。现在这般的生活确实很惬意，只是完了之后老是有一种愧疚感。 B：你们这么一说，我更加觉得我们对不起自己了。跟你们说个事吧，其实我一直就有个梦想，只是到了大学渐渐地把它抛在了脑后 A：说说吧 C：嗯，以前我想当一个企业家，创造出属于自己的一个商业帝国，为了这个梦想我曾经付出了很多努力，可是，唉，但是看看现在，自己一直萎靡不振，大家应该也有梦想吧。 B：我进入大学的时候曾满怀壮志，想要学好我的专业知识，成为一流人才，为了自己能更好的活着而努力。 A：其实吧，我的梦想很简单，就是以后可以和一个自己爱并爱着自己的人过着简单的生活，但要做到这点不是很容易，所以我很珍惜所拥有的每一天。 D：我的梦想是做一位美食家，我想吃遍天下美食，然后把它们推向世界，中国美食有着中国上下五千年文化的积蕴，不应该泯灭在历史的长河中，可现在我离梦想越走越远。 A：古人曾说过少年智则国智，少年富则国富，少年强则国强，我们的梦，中国的梦，中国梦，从我们的梦开始；当我们的梦实现之时，中国母亲的梦也就会实现，这时，我们民族可以无晦涩地立在人类面前，我们的祖国母亲也会最美的装饰起来，与世界各位母亲平等的携手了! D：是啊，不仅如此，我们身上还有父母们梦想的影子，我们还有很多的责任。 （旁白）最终，我们明白了，不是现在的大学配不上你，而是现在浑浑噩噩的你配不上你曾经的梦想。其实我们的梦想从未离我们远去，只要让自己静下心来，让自己的梦想与祖国的梦想联系起来，我的梦，中国梦，我们已经在追梦的路 上了。
大学英语舞台剧剧本
Cast Anita :Never understand why students like to ship classes; Kevin:Treats “skipping classes ” as the principle of university life; Ken : Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it ; Jason:Always commits himself not to skip cases; Steven:Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping classes; Rita:A professional class skipper Scene I (Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.) Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination. Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy? Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today. Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning. Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday. Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene II (Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.) Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes.Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason. Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time. Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ... Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow? Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow? Kevin: T wo o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful! Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?
搞笑英语话剧剧本(修改版)
搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 演员表： 西门吹雪 叶孤城 花满楼 打更的太监 旁白 道具：牛奶两袋，纸屑若干。 第一幕：决战乡村陌路 旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is walking along the street, step by step. Wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches. 打更的太监：The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire! I’m 打酱油的！ Y与X相遇． X：Ohm, I’m sorry to knock you! Y: Ha-ha, Never mind baby. X: Excuse me, Could you tell me your name? Y: ha ha, I won’t change my name! No matter what happens. I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng（登登登登！！！）. Who are you? X: I’m ximenchuixue. Y(惊讶): Ar, ximenchuixue? X: Yes, what is wrong? Y: I heard that you are the best Martial Arts? X: Great, you know me! Y: By the way,who is her? W: Hi,i am 西门吹雪wife. Y: What your name? W: My name is 李莫愁！ Y: You mean you are the killer who murder people in cold blood! W:Ha! Ha! Do you think I make false? Well,let you see what is the really killer!!(准备拔剑） Y(抱腿)：Please, please……Don’t kill me! Let me go! X&W: No, I must kill you! W: Do you remember you killed my 小强2years ago ? Now, i will revenge to you!! Y: I don’t want to be killed. Let me go! Mr 西门吹雪！ X: No way! You know? Y(突然站起冷冷的说)：Don’t force me! X: Pardon! (Y拿出一袋牛奶) X(抢过牛奶):Milk, very good! I like drinking it.
大学英语话剧剧本,适合4~5个人演(不用修改,建议和ppt一起下)
The Tale of Aladdin Characters: Aladdin, Genie, Jasmine, and Sultan Scene 1 旁白: Welcome to my store. What are you in need of today? What about this (Hold up a strange item) Or this? (Holds up another item) Or look at this… (Holds the third item) Wait don’t go… I can see that you are only interested in special things. Why not co nsider this? (He pulls out the magic lamp) This… this is no ordinary lamp! It once changed a young man's life. His name was Aladdin. SCENE 2（白 when Aladdin is on the way home） Aladdin:(Notices the lamp) Hey wh at’s this? (He picks it up) W o w… it’s so dirty. (He rubs the lamp clean) Genie: (Genie appears. Aladdin is astonished.后退，倒下，惊叫，向门外逃被无形的 力量牵住) Who are you and why call me from my lamp? Aladdin: please don’t kill me，I’m Ala ……Aladdin. Ah… I am sor ry to disturb you(Genie interrupt Genie: (Bows to Aladdin) I am the genie of the lamp and I will obey you. I will do anything you ask. What is your command?
大学生道德情景剧剧本
背景：大学生本应意气风发，至筹已满，但是，如今的大学校园里，很多人对前途是迷茫的，丧失了理想，得过且过，他们逃课，然后考试抱着及格就行的心态。 时间：某次考试前几天。 地点：某女生宿舍 人物：老大、老二、老三、小四 道具：三张椅子、一张桌子、几本书 开场：考试前老三坐在桌前认真的复习着，老大坐在一边嗑着瓜子，老二和小四则抱着手机，一个打电话，一个听音乐。 老大：三啊！怎么这么认真呢？考试嘛！只要及格就行，你平时已经很认真了，及格对你来说肯定没有问题，所以不用这么认真啦！ 老二：是嘛！三，及格就行，多一分是浪费。不要那么认真啦，我们聊天啊！ 老三：不是，我?????? （突然被小四打断，小三则低下头继续复习） 小四：就是啊，老三。我们聊天吧！不如就聊聊我们高中时的考试吧。像你这样的乖宝宝应该没有做过弊吧。对于作弊我可是有着一定的心得的。 老二：哎???让我来和你们分享下我的作弊生涯吧。有一次期末考试数学题目巨难。最后一道20分的大题一点头绪也没有。手里一边做着76+20的算术，嘴里一边念念有词：“20分的大题如果答对了，及格就没有问题了”。然后我看了一下手表还有最后的15分钟，觉得不能再等了，于是悄悄的拿了一张纸，在纸上写道：最后一道大题你会不会？在瞄准目标前又浪费了5分钟，终于等监考老师转身之际我找到了个机会把它扔了出去。 老四:切，你作弊的水平这么低啊??? 老二：等我说完好不好，那张纸条幸好纸条落到了我瞄准的对象那里，她也我们班上前几名的。在煎熬的等待中又过了5分钟，终于她把纸条传了回来，当时你知道吗，我心里的那个激动啊！心情那个澎湃啊！ 老大：结果嘞？抄到没？ 老二：哎???（竖起两根手指）只有两字。 老大、小四：哪两字？ 老二：我会！ 老大、小四：哈哈??? 老三：（抬头看着她们）你们快看一会儿书吧！待会儿就考试了。 老大：恩。不过说来也奇怪，上了大学之后，就没想过考试要作弊，这是为什么呢？ 老三：那是因为现在没有升学的压力，而且都是靠自已，老师也不会像高中时那样一天到晚都盯着你。还有就像你们所说的考试及格就行，多一分是浪费，所以啊大家就这样学学及格就行。 老大：肯定的呀~ 必须及格呀，是吧老二（边说着坏笑着看着老二） 老二：嘿嘿，大哥咱们这次可真是必须要互相合作呀。 老四：合作什么东西？你们知道哥当年高中英语怎么过来的么？每次坐我前面那伙计我压根就不认识。可是最后他答案都会跑我试卷上来！哈哈这叫充分发挥自我能动性！ 老大老二：切~你就净吹牛吧~ （老三这是觉得宿舍里有些吵闹，就抱这书本去阳台了） 老大：（看见老三出去了）哎，估计还嫌我们吵到他了呢，其实到时候估计还没我们考的好呢！是吧老二。
英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)
甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie
大学英语话剧表演
The Taxi Driver 自动087 ———Miracle
角色： 孙兆琪-Narration（旁白） 张咏华-Robber 王洪万-Girl 贾长鑫-Police 于亮-Driver（Tommy）① 高越- Driver（Tommy）② 王阳-Ghost student Narration：This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day and lose his life. First, he carries a girl who wants to harass him. Second, he carries a robber and the robber shot and killed，then his Ghost meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student. 第一幕：于亮-Driver（Tommy）①王洪万-Girl Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go? G irl: I’m going to the South Mountain, please. Tommy: Ok, South Mountain , no problem. Um? I remember t here’s only a North Mountain. A re you sure you’re going to South Mountain? G irl: Um, I’m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later. G irl: How old are you? Are you married? You’re probably not married since