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Teacher： whoever answers my next question, can go home.老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就能够回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher： who just threw that?!
老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?
Boy：Me! I’m going home now.
男孩：我!我现在要回家了。
2.
What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大楼跳的还高?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。
3.
What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?
A coin!
硬币。
4.
What has one eye but cannot see?
什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?
A needle.
针。
5.
Wife： "How would you describe me?"
妻子：你会怎么形容我呢?
Husband： "ABCDEFGHIJK."
丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife： "What does that mean?"
妻子：那是什么意思?
Husband： "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
Wife： "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?
Husband： "I'm just kidding!"
丈夫：开个玩笑!
6.
The plural Form of "Child"
Teacher： What is the plural of man, Tom?
Tom： Men.
Teacher： Good. And the plural of child?
Tom： Twins.
"孩子"的复数形式
老师：汤姆，‘男人’这个词的复数形式是什么?汤姆：男人们。
老师：答得好。那‘孩子’的复数形式呢?
汤姆：双胞胎。
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