经典美剧《老友记》-第一季-第十五集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语

- Coffee. - Thank you. -咖啡 -谢谢

- Cappuccino. - Grazie. -卡布其诺 -谢谢[意大利语]

And a nice, hot cider for Monica. 这杯美味的热苹果汁是莫妮卡的

Thank you. 谢谢

Rach, why does my cinnamon stick have an eraser? 瑞秋为何我的肉桂棒上有橡皮擦That's why. 原来是这样

Sorry. 对不起

Chandler? 钱德勒

Miss Tedlock, you look lovely today. 泰洛克小姐你今天真漂亮

May I say that is a very flattering sleeve length on you. 我能说你这袖口长度真显身材吗Mr. Costilick would like you to stop by his office today.

科斯特力克先生希望你下班后到他办公室去

If it's about those prank memos, 如果他是为搞笑备忘录的事

I had nothing to do with them, really. 那绝不是我干的真的

Hey, you guys! 各位,

Chandler's coming and he has incredible news. 钱德勒马上来他说有天大的好消息

So when he gets here, let's all act, like, you know 所以他来的时候我们就......

Never mind. But it was gonna be really good. 不管了这一定是很好的消息

What's going on? 到底怎么了...

So it's a typical day at work... 今天和平常没什么两样

...and Big Al calls me into his office 然后艾尔叫我到他办公室

and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor. 说他要我当处理主管

- That is great! - Congratulations! -真是太好了 -恭喜...

So I quit. 所以我就辞职了

Why? 为什么

Why? This was a temp job. 为什么因为这只是暂时的工作

Chandler,you've been there for five years. 钱德勒你已在公司五年了

I know, but if I took it, 我知道但接受升职

I'd be admitting that this is what I do. 不就代表承认这就是我的职业

Was it a lot more money? 那不是能赚更多钱

Doesn't matter. I just don't want to be 我不在乎我不想成为

a guy who sits in his office until 12'o clock in the night... 在办公室坐到午夜

...worrying about the WENUS. 担心"周净计"的那种人

The "WENUS"? "周净计"是啥

Weekly estimated net usage system. "每周估计净值使用统计系统"

It's a processing term. 这是处理用术语

Oh, that WENUS. 这么回事啊

What will you do? 你有何打算

I don't know, that's the thing I don't know what I want to do. 我不知道

问题就在于我不知道想做什么

I just know I'm not going to figure it out working there.

我只知道我在那工作下去就永远想不明白

I have something you can do! 我这有份活给你

I have this new massage client, Steve. 我的新按摩客户史提夫

Anyway, he's opening up a restaurant... 不多说了他开了一家餐厅

...and he's looking for a head chef. 他正在寻找主厨

- Hi, there. -Hi. -你好 -你好.

I know. You're a chef and I thought of you first. 我知道你是个厨师而且我先想到你But Chandler's the one who needs a job right now,so.... 但钱德勒目前没有工作所以...

I just don't have a lot of chef-ing experience. 我没有太多厨师的经验

Unless it's an all-toast restaurant. 除非那是家只卖吐司的餐厅

What kind of food is he looking for? 他想要什么菜色

He wants to do something eclectic. 他想要菜色丰富多变

He's looking for someone who can create the entire menu.

因此他在找一个能创造出整个菜单的人

- Oh my God! - I know! -天啊 -很棒吧

So, what do you think? 所以你意下如何

Thanks. Pheebs. 谢了菲比

- I just don't see myself in a big, white hat. -Ok. -我觉得自己不适合戴白色厨师帽 -好吧Oh, Monica! Guess what? 莫妮卡你猜怎么着

Can you see my nipples through this shirt? 你们能透过衬衫看见我的乳头吗

No, but don't worry. I'm sure they're still there. 看不见但别担心它们肯定还在

Where are you going? Mr. suity man 你要上哪儿去西装笔挺先生

I have an appointment with Dr. Robert Pilman, 我和罗伯·提曼博士有约

career counselor-a-go-go! 求职顾问阿哥哥

- I added the "a-go-go." - Career counselor? -阿哥哥是我加的 -求职顾问

You guys all know what you want to do. 你们都已找到人生的方向

I don't. 还没

You guys in the living room all know what you want to do.

在客厅里的各位全都已找到人生的方向

You have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream! 你们有目标有梦想我却没有梦想You have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream!

以马丁·路德金的"我有一个梦想"演讲作讽

The lesser-known "I Don't Have a Dream" speech. 少见的"我没有一个梦想"演说

I love my life! I love my life! 我爱我的人生我爱我的人生

"Brian's Song"! 布莱恩的歌

- The meeting went great? - So great! -见面的结果如何 -相当顺利

He showed me where the restaurant's gonna be. 他告诉我未来餐厅的位置

It's this, it's this cute little place on 10th Street. 就在第十街上有个温馨的小店面

Not too big, not too small. Just right. 不太大也不太小大小适中

Was it formerly owned by a blond woman and some bears? 前任老板是金发女人和几只熊吗I'm cooking for him Monday night, kind of an audition. 周一晚我要煮一餐让他品尝算是面试

Phoebe, he wants you here. 菲比他也要你在场

It's great for me. You can make yummy noises. 这样对我有好处因为你可以装作吃得很香- What are you gonna make? - Yummy noises. -你打算做什么 -吃得很香

And Monica, what are you gonna make? 那莫妮卡你要做什么菜

I don't know. It's gotta so be great. 我也不知道但一定会很棒的

I know what you can make! I know! 我知道你可以做什么了我知道

You should make that thing with the stuff. 你应该用那些东西做这个

You know that thing with the stuff? 你知道用那些东西做的这个

Okay, I don't know. 好吧我也不知道

Guys. Anyone know a good date place in the neighborhood? 各位

谁知道附近有约会的绝佳地点

How about Tony's? If you finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free. 东尼餐厅如何

吃下一公斤牛排就免费

Anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma?

有谁知道哪家不用带美洲豹过去的好餐厅

- Who are you going out with? - Is this the bug lady? -你要和谁约会 -是昆虫女吗

"I love you, Ross." "我爱你罗斯"

Her name is Celia she's not a bug lady 她叫希莉亚不是昆虫女

and she's curator of insect at the museum. 她是博物馆的昆虫部主任

- What are you gonna do? - Go out to dinner... -你们打算做些什么 -出去吃晚餐

...then bring her back to my place 然后带她回我的住处

and introduce her to my monkey. 带她看看我的猴子

And he's not speaking metaphorically. 他这不是在打比方

So back to your place? You thinking maybe.... 回你的住处啊你有没有想...

Well, I don't know.... 我不知道你啥意思

I'm hoping.... 我希望...

I'm telling you. That monkey is a chick magnet. 告诉你那猴子是魅力十足

She'll take one look at his cute, little face 她一旦看见它可爱的小脸

and it'll seal the deal. 然后一切就搞定

Celia, don't worry. He's not gonna hurt you! 希莉亚别担心它不会伤害你的

Soothing tones. 用安抚的语调

- Here, Marcel. - I can't stand this. -过来马赛尔 -我受不了了

- He's got his claws on my - Yeah, all right. -它的爪子在我的 -好了乖..

Okay, try this salmon mousse. 试试这鲑鱼慕斯

Good. 好吃

Is it better than the other salmon mousse? 比其他的鲑鱼慕斯好吃吗

- It's creamier. -Yeah? Well, is that better? -更滑更柔 -是吗这样更好吗

I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish. 我不知道这是条搅成泡沫的鱼

I'm just happy I'm keeping it down. 我能不吐出来就已经不错了

God, what happened to you? 天啊你怎么了

Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests... 8个半小时的天资测验

...intelligence tests, personality tests, and what do I learn? 智力测验个性测验我了解了什么"You're suited for data processing "你适合在大型跨国公司

for a large multinational corporation." "数据处理部门方面发展"

That's so great! You already know how to do that. 这太好了因为你已知道该如何做

Can you believe it? 你们能相信吗

Don't I seem like I should be doing something cool? 我不像是做那种酷工作的人吗

I just always pictured myself doing something.... 我总是想像自己能做点事情

Something! 了不得的事情

Chandler, I know, I know. 钱德勒我知道

Hey, you can see your nipples through this shirt. 原来透过这件衬衫能看到你的乳头啊Here you go. Maybe this will cheer you up. 给这个或许能让你开心点

I had a grape about five hours ago, 5小时前我吃了一颗葡萄

so I better split this with you. 所以我最好和你平分吃

It's supposed to be small. It's a pre-appetizer. 它本来就应该那么小这是餐前开胃菜

The French call it an amuse-bouche. 法国人称它为"阿姆兹布许"

Well, it is amusing. 这简直是太神奇了

Hi, Wendy. Yeah, 8:00. 温蒂对八点

What did we say, $10 an hour? 我们不是说过吗每小时十块

Okay, great. All right, I'll see you then. 很好再见了

$10 an hour for what? 什么每小时十块

I ask one of the waitress from work, she's helping me. 我请餐厅里的女服务生帮忙Waitressing? 服务生

Of course I thought of you. But.... 当然我考虑过你但...

- But.... - But, but.... -但是... -但是什么

But it's just this night has to go just perfect, you know? 但是今晚一定要做到完美你知道吗Wendy's more of a professional waitress. 温蒂的经验丰富是个职业服务生

And I'm maintaining my amateur status 我应该继续保持业余的姿态

so I can waitress in the Olympics. 将来才能在奥运会上当服务生

I don't mean to brag, 我不想自吹自擂

I don't mean to brag, 该年冬奥会在因斯布鲁克召开

but I waited tables at Innsbruck in '76. 但我1976年在因斯布鲁克当过服务生

Amuse-bouche? 来点阿姆兹布许

Talk to me. 和我说话

A weird thing happened on the train this morning 早上我坐地铁时发生了一件怪事

Talk dirty. 说下流话

- Here? - Come on. Come on. -在这里 -对来吧

Say something hot. 说点火辣的

What? What? 什么什么

Vulva. 外阴

Vulva? 外阴

I panicked, all right? She took me by surprise. 我当时好害怕她吓了我一跳

But it wasn't a total loss. We ended up cuddling. 但也不算一败涂地我们以爱抚收场

You cuddled? How many times? 爱抚了啊几次

Shut up. It was nice. 闭嘴感觉还不错

I just don't think I'm a dirty-talking kind of guy. 我只是不是那种讲下流话的人

What's the big deal? Just say what you wanna do to her. 有什么啊你只要说出你想对她如何Or what you want her to do to you. 或是你想她对你如何

Or what other people might be doing to each other. 或是别人想对彼此如何

I'll tell you what. Try something on me. 这样吧对我说两句试试

Please be kidding. 你是在开玩笑对吧

Why not? 有何不可

Just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now. 只要闭上眼睛告诉我

现在你想干什么

Ok, I'm in my apartment.... 好吧...我在我的住处

- Yeah, what else? - You're not there. -然后呢 -你不在那里.

- We're not having this conversation. - All right, I'll start. -我们没有这次谈话 -好吧那我先来- Joey, please... - Come on, ready, look. -乔伊别这样 -来嘛准备好

Oh, Ross... 罗斯

...you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now. 你让我欲火焚身我要你马上舔我

- Now you say something. - I really don't think so. -该你了 -我看还是算了吧

- You like this woman, right? - Yeah. -你喜欢她对吧 -对

- You wanna see her again, right? - Sure. -想再见到她对吗 -当然

If you can't talk dirty to me, 如果你对我都说不出下流话

how will you talk dirty to her? 你如何对她说呢

Now tell me you wanna caress my butt! 现在告诉我你想爱抚我的屁股

Okay, turn around. 好吧转过去

I don't want you staring at me while I'm doing this. 我说话时不想你盯着我看

All right, I'm not looking. Go ahead. 好吧我不看说吧

I want Okay, I want... 我要...

...to feel your hot, soft skin with my lips. 用我的双唇感觉你那火热光滑的皮肤

There you go. Keep going, keep going. 这就对了继续

I want to take my tongue and 我要用我的舌头...

Say it. 快说啊

Say it! 快说

run it all over your body... 舔遍你的全身

... until you're trembling with 直到你颤抖...

With? 然后呢

- Funny story. - You're not gonna believe this. -说来好笑 -你不会相信的

It's Ok, I was always rooting for you two kids to get together. 没事

我一向赞成你们两个小子交往

Chandler, while you were sleeping, 钱德勒你睡觉时

that guy from your old job called again. 以前的公司又打电话来

- Again? - And again and again and again. -又打来 -一遍又一遍

Hello. And again. 喂又打来了

Hey, Mr. Costilick. How's life on the 15th floor? 嘿科斯特林克先生 15楼的情况如何Yeah, I miss you too. 我也想念你.

Yeah. It's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home. 对偷自己家里的笔不够刺激That's very generous. But this isn't about the money. 你真慷慨但这不是钱的问题

I need something more than a job. 我需要的不只是一份工作

I need something I really care about 我要的是我真正想要的

That's on top of the year-end bonus you metioned earlier?

这津贴不包含在你稍早提过的年终红利里

Your dream! 你的梦想...

Look, Al, I'm not playing hardball here, okay? 听着艾尔我不是在故意为难你This is not a negotiation. This is a rejection! 这不是交涉这叫拒绝

No, no, no Stop saying numbers! 不不不别再讲数字了

I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! 告诉你你看错人了你看错人了

I'll see you Monday! 星期一见

Wow! It's huge! It's so much bigger than the cubicle. 好大比小格子大多了This is a cube! 这是一个格间

Look at this. 看这里

You have a window! 你有窗户

Yes, indeed-y. With a beautiful view of 没错还有美丽的风景...

Look! That guy's peeing! 看有人在小便

That's enough of the view. Check this out. 风景看够了看这个

Okay, sit down here. 坐下

This is great. 这个最酷,

- You ready? - Yeah. -准备好没 -好了

Helen, could you come in here? 海伦能进来一下吗

Thank you, Helen. That'll be all. 谢谢你海伦没事了

Last time I do that. I promise. 最后一次了我保证

Wendy, We had a deal. 温蒂我们约好的

Yeah, you promised. 你答应过我

Wendy! Wendy! Wendy! 温蒂温蒂温蒂

- Who was that? - Wendy bailed. -那是谁 -叛徒温蒂

I have no waitress. 我没服务生了

That's too bad. Bye-bye. 真是太糟糕了再见

Ten dollars an hour! Twelve dollars an hour! 一小时十元一小时十二元Mon, I wish I could, 莫妮卡我也希望能帮你

but I've made plans to walk around. 但我已经计划好去走走

Rachel. When you ran out on your wedding, I was there for you. 瑞秋

你逃婚之后是我一直在支持你

I put a roof over your head! 我让你有地方住

If that means nothing to you.... 如果这样对你仍毫无意义...

Twenty dollars an hour. 一小时二十元

Done. 成交

Hello. Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat? 欢迎光临莫妮卡家我能帮您拿外套吗- Hi, Steve. - Hello, Monica. -嗨史提夫 -嗨莫妮卡

Hello, greeter girl. 你好招待小姐

- This is Rachel. - Yeah, okay. -她叫瑞秋 -好吧随便

Everything smells so delicious. 味道好香

I can't remember ever smelling such a delicious combination of

我已忘记上次闻到这种美味的混合物是...

Okay, smells. 好吧香味

- It's a lovely apartment. - Thank you. Would you like a tour? -这房子真漂亮 -谢谢

想参观一下吗

I was just being polite, but all right. 我只是客套一下但好吧

- What's up? - In the cab on the way over... -怎么了 -坐计程车来时

...Steve blazed up a doobie. 史提夫抽了一根大麻烟

What? 什么

- Smoked a joint, you know? Lit a bone. Weed, hemp, ganja - Ok. -抽了一根大麻之类的... -好了我懂

- Smoked a joint, you know? Lit a bone. Weed, hemp, ganja - Ok.

电影《大麻双人组》中主角之一

I'm with you, Cheech. 我跟你统一战线切奇

Is it dry in here? 这里很干燥吗

Let me get you some wine. 我来为您倒杯酒

I think we're ready for our first course too. 我们可以上第一道菜了

These are rock shrimp ravioli in a cilantro ponzu sauce... 这些是石虾小方饺蘸芫萎调味酱...with just a touch of minced... 加上一点点...

...ginger. 碎姜

Well, smack my ass and call me Judy! 打我屁股叫我朱蒂吧

- These are fantastic! - Gosh! I'm so glad you liked them. -真是太好吃了 -我真高兴你喜欢Like them? I could eat 100 of them! 喜欢吗我可以吃下上百个

That's all there is of these... 只有这一些

...but in a few minutes, we'll serve some delicious onion tartlets.

但再过8分半就有美味的洋葱馅饼吃

"Tartlets?" "馅饼..."

"Tartlets." "馅饼..."

"Tartlets." "馅饼..."

Word has lost all meaning. 文字都已失去意义

Excuse me. Can I help you with anything? 请问需要任何帮忙吗

You know, I don't know what I'm looking for. 你看我也不知道自己在找什么

Cool! Taco shells! 酷墨西哥馅饼

They're like a little corn envelope, you know? 这个就像是玉米卷饼一样你懂吗

- You don't wanna spoil your appetite. - Hey, Sugar-O's! -你不该影响食欲 -糖片

You know, if you just wait another 6 1/2 minutes 你知道吗再等6分钟半

Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this! 干酪通心面我们要做这个

- No, we don't. - Oh, okay. -不我们不做 -哦好吧

Sorry. 抱歉

Why don't you just have a seat here? 我们何不坐这儿

- Give me the gummy bears. - No. -小熊软糖给我 -不

- Give them to me. - We'll share. -把它们给我 -好吧分你一半

- No. Give me the bears. - Then you can't have any. -不小熊给我 -那就一点不分你

- Give them to me! - It's not worth it! -把他们给我 -这样不值得

Bears overboard! They're drowning! 小熊落水了他们快淹死了

Hey, fellas, grab onto a Sugar-O! Save yourselves! 伙计们抓住糖片逃命啊

Help! Help, I'm drowning! 救命啊....我溺水了

- That's it! Dinner is over! - What! Why? -我受够了晚餐结束 -什么为什么

Why? 为什么

I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this... 这种机会我已等了七年

...and you can't wait 4 1/2 minutes for a stupid tartlet?

而你却等不了四分半钟之后再吃洋葱馅饼

You don't wanna work for that guy like that. 你不会想为那种人工作的

I know, I just thought that this was it. 我知道我只是以为我的机会来了

You get it. You're an amazing chef. 不要担心你是个了不起的厨师

Those yummy noises? I wasn't faking. 那些赞美的声音我不是装的

So, how did it go with Celia? 和希莉亚的状况如何

- I was unbelievable. - All right, Ross! -简直是不可思议 -干得好罗斯

I was the James Michener of dirty talk. 我是讲下流话的行家

It was the most elaborate filth you have ever heard. 那简直是天下最具巧思的下流话

I mean, there were characters, plot lines, 有人物主线

themes, a motif. 剧情主题

At one point, there were villagers. 其中一段连村民都冒出来了

And? 然后呢

By the time we finished all the dirty talk it was kind of late 下流话讲完后已经有点晚了and we were kind of exhausted, so... 而且我们也有点没劲了所以

- You cuddled. - Yeah, which was nice. -你们爱抚 -那种感觉好好

Do you guys want to try to catch a late movie? 你们想看晚场电影吗

Maybe, but shouldn't we wait for Chandler? 或许吧但我们不是该等钱德勒吗Where the hell is he? 他到底跑哪儿去了

Yes, friends, I know what time it is... 对朋友我知道现在几点

...but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy! 但我看着"周净计" 它让我相当不高兴Let me tell you something. 我跟你讲清楚

You will care about it because I care about it. 你会在乎的因为我在乎

Got it? Good! 明白了吗很好

How's this? 这样如何

Sorry. How about over here? 不好意思这边呢

That means it's working. 这就说明有效果了.

- Does this hurt? - No. -痛不痛 -不痛.

How about this? 这样呢

There you go! 这就对了

I'm gonna throw up! 我快吐了!

第一季第十五集老友记

So no one told you life was gonna be this way 没人告诉你生活会是这样

your jobs a joke, you're broke, 你滑稽的工作你的差劲

your love life's D.O.A. 你半途而废的爱情

It's like you're always stuck in second gear, 就像开车卡在二档

And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, 每日每周每月

or even your year, but 甚至每年都是如此

I'll be there for you, 大雨倾盆时

when the rain starts to pour. 我会陪伴你

I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你

like I've been there before. 像我以前那样

I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你

'cause you're there for me too. 因为你也陪伴着我