两人英语长对话材料

两人英语长对话材料
两人英语长对话材料

英语课堂搞笑对话

英语情景对话,自己和舍友5个人在课堂上表演过.材料是自己整合了几个小故事和网上的对话小片段,在此为需要帮助的同学提供点参考.为了更好的说明,中间穿插了汉语.(英语水平不行啊).主要以娱乐为主.故事大概是这样的,有一个老师(也是旁白)和他的四个学生,一个美国人,一个印度人,一个中国人,一个日本人.看到这儿,应该可以猜到内容了,恶搞日本人的.对话如下: Pangbai: Long time ago, I was a teacher in a village and My name is Hutu and I have four students: an American. a Chinese , an India and a Japanese. Now they are coming . 四个人登场,进行自我介绍 (印度人):Good morning, boys and girls. I’m India and the monitor of the class. (中国人): Hello, everyone. I’m Chinese. (美国人): Hi, I’m American. (日本人,自我介绍的时候鞠个躬,显示所谓的礼仪): Hi, I’m Japanese and my English is very poor; Pangbai: During the National Day ,they travelled from Xi’an to Shanghai passby Luoyang. It’s said that some interesting and funny story have been happened when they travelled. Now , they will show us what actually happened in their trip.

一个有趣的英语对话

Time: afternoon Place: restaurant A--jujian B--Allen A: Hi Allen ,long time no see. how you doing? B:oh, not so good. A:what is wrong with you? B:I bought a new cell phone the other day. But it turned out to be a substandard product. A: oh, that is too bad. What is wrong with it? B: One part of the screen did not response to my finger touch. I didn’t find that until I tried to send a micromassage(微信), when the “send” button just in the no-reaction area. A: When did you find the problem? B : One day after I bought it A: so you can return the purchase? B: Oh , not that easy. If I want to return the purchase, I must bring it to the specific repairment office to do a 5 days test to prove that the breakdown did not result from my improper use. A:Oh,that would be too complicated. Moreover , it brings about so much in convenience. How can one live without a mobilephone for a week nowadays? B: Yes. So I simply bought a new one on the internet. A: Oh,that is not your style. B:yes ,but I change my mind. much less it is not a good cell phone it is cheep ,so I bought

十个英语情景对话

情景一A:你是北京交通职业技术学院的学生李磊,被派往机场迎接来自哈佛大学的White 教授。你询问他飞行是否愉快,并表示飞机没有晚点就是最好的事情了。B:你是来自哈佛大学的White 教授,你感谢李磊来接机。15个小时的飞行你很累。你希望能够赶快去酒店洗个热水澡,睡一觉。情景二 A:你是学校秘书王小姐,见到了来自哈佛大学的White 教授,你邀请他周日参加你们学校50周年校庆,并在周日下午做一个关于Lifelong Study 的讲座。告诉他全校学生都会参加,并相信学生们会有所收获。B:你是哈佛大学的White 教授,你被邀请周日参加北京交通职业技术学院50周年校庆,并在周日下午做一个关于Lifelong Study 的讲座。你询问了题目、具体时间和地点、参加人员等问题。情景三A: 你是Annie,你的姐姐Jennie下周日结婚,你打电话恭喜她新婚快乐,并祝她早生贵子,并表示一定会按时参加他们的婚礼,期待姐姐穿婚纱的样子。并建议他们巴黎度蜜月。B:你是姐姐Jennie,你下周日结婚,你妹妹打电话祝贺。你表示感谢,并邀请他参加你们的婚礼派对。你询问妹妹对去哪里进行蜜月的建议。情景四A:你是Annie, 你邀请你的搭档Jennie周日一起去看京剧---你们的共同爱好,你们都认为京剧是中国传统文化,体现了中国的文化历史,应该吸引更多青年人喜欢。B: 你是Jennie, 你邀请你周日一起去看京剧,你表示感谢并询问见面的时间地点等内容。你表示现在越来越多的人喜欢京剧了。要赢得更多人喜欢,京剧需要融入新的元素。情景五 A:你是李磊.你的朋友王宇搬入了新房子,你去拜访。你带了一瓶红酒作为礼物。你夸赞了新房子:很大,阳光充足、装修漂亮。 B: 你是王宇。李磊来你新家做客并带了礼物,你表示感谢。你请李磊留下来吃晚餐,并欢迎你经常来做客。情景六A:你是ABC公司总经理秘书Annie, 你接到了来自客户Tommy的电话,他想和总经理谈一下订单发货的事情,但经理在开会。你打算记录留言并转告经理。B:你是客户Tommy,你想想和总经理谈一下订单发货的事情,你希望尽快发货以方便圣诞节前的销售。经理不在,你决定让秘书转告,并期待经理尽快回电话给你。情景七A: 你是Annie, 你最近瘦了10斤,你的方法和健康:每天3千米的长跑,周末游泳一个小时,合理饮食,多吃蔬菜和新鲜水果。B:你是Jennie,你很羡慕Annie最近瘦了10斤,你询问Annie减肥的方法。你觉得自己生活方式不健康:睡得太晚,不爱运动,吃太多肉。你打算改变,从下周开始每天跑步和注意饮食。情景八A: 你是Annie,你来自内蒙古,现在在北京上学,你表示不太喜欢北京的气候,太干燥。而且夏天太热。不过你觉得北京冬天比你们家乡暖和。你觉得内蒙古的空气更好,晚上可以清晰看到很多星星。你邀请你好朋友Jennie 暑假去你们那里玩。B:你是Jennie,你是北京人,没去过内蒙古。你和来自内蒙古的Annie聊天,你询问她对北京天气的看法。你表示北京夏天没有空调不行,北京的空气正在逐渐改善。希望有机会去内蒙古看看。

有趣的英文对话

有趣的英文对话 (电视台主持人Jimmy/希尔顿酒店美女老板Hilton) Host: Paris Hilton,the name that’s on every one’s lip these past few week, and here now her an exclusive interview with Jimmy Fallon is Paris Hilton Jimmy: As we agreed, we won’t be discussing the scandal that's been in the papears these last couple weeks, ok Paris Hilton: Thank you, Jimmy I appreciated that Jimmy: No problem, no problem, we just want to find out about you, Paris Hilton, so your family, they own hotels, they go around the world right? Paris Hilton: They are set at New York, London, Paris Jimmy: So, so there actually there is a Paris Hilton Paris Hilton: Yes, There is Jimmy: Is it hard to get into the Paris Hilton? Paris Hilton: Actually it’s a very exclusive hotel, no matter what you’ve heard Jimmy: Yeah, I hear that Paris Hilton is very beautiful Paris Hilton: I am glad you heard that Jimmy: I actually hear its picture is prefect, can I take picture of it? Paris Hilton: Not any more Jimmy: Can’t do that any more, today ahh, they allow double occupancy at the Paris Hilton? Paris Hilton: No Jimmy: Is the Paris Hilton roomy?

两人幽默的英语口语对话

两人幽默的英语口语对话 【篇一】两人幽默的英语口语对话 Leonard is preparing for his date, a little nervous. 伦纳德在为他的约会作准备,有些紧张。 Leonard: How do I look? 伦纳德:我看起来怎么样? Sheldon: Could you be more specific? 谢尔登:你能更具体些吗? Leonard: Can you tell I'm perspiring a little? 伦纳德:你能看出我在冒汗吗? Sheldon: No. The dark crescent-shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely.What time is your date? 伦纳德:不能。你腋下深色的新月状图案将其隐藏得很好。你几 点约会? Leonard: 6:30. 伦纳德:6点半。 Sheldon: Perfect. That gives you two hours and 15 minutes for that dense molecular cloud of aromas to dissipate. 谢尔登:太好了。那你还有2小时15分钟,让那片稠密的人造纤维分子云消散。 Leonard: Is it too much? 伦纳德:汗很多吗?

Sheldon: Not if you're a rugby team. 谢尔登:如果你是橄榄球队员就不算多。 【篇二】两人幽默的英语口语对话 Son: Mum ,if someone broke your best. vase what would you do? 儿子:妈妈,如果有人打碎了你的花瓶,你会怎么办? Mum: I'd spank him and send him to bed without any supper! 妈妈:我要揍他,还不让他吃晚饭就去睡觉! Son: Well,you' d better get the slipper. Dad's just broken it ! 儿子:好了,你准备好拖鞋吧,爸爸刚把那只花瓶摔碎了。 【篇三】两人幽默的英语口语对话 A Hi Bob, are you all right? You look quite disturbed to me. B Well, I'm all right I guess.it's just that.. A Don't worry, you can tell me what's going on, maybe I can help you out. B Well, I just broke up with my girlfriend. A Really? I'm sorry to hear that. So how come you broke up with her? B You see, she wanted to stay with me all the time, but I have my own work.

英语对话笑话

爱因斯坦,,被公认为是自伽利略、牛顿以来最伟大的科学家、物理学家,被美国《时代周刊》评选为“世纪伟人”。查理·卓别林,20世纪著名的英国喜剧演员,现代喜剧电影的奠基者,在世界范围内享有盛誉。他们这样的两个人在一起会聊什么呢? Meeting between Einstein and Chaplin 卓别林和爱因斯坦间的搞笑英语对话 爱因斯坦:What I admire most about your art is that's universal. You don't say any word and the whole world understands you! 对于你的艺术,我最惊奇的就是它如此的国际化,你一个字也不说,但是全世界的人都懂得起。 卓别林:True. But your glory is greater! The world admires you while no one understands you! 这个我承认,但是你的荣誉更大,你的东西全世界发的人都懂不起,但他们还是如此敬佩你。 I Have His Ear in My Pocket 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?” "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. “一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说。 "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. “再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。

幽默英语笑话对话精选

幽默英语笑话对话精选 Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. 老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了. Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world? 老师:彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大? Peter: Well, well.eyelids. 彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮…… Teacher: What?Eyelids? 老师:什么?眼皮? Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world. 彼得:是的,老师.因为我眼睛一闭,眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了. A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了?” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?” “她是个卖糖果的。” Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!" 醉酒 一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了。” “可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”

搞笑英语两人短对话

男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions 女:Sure. 男:What is your father’s name 女:Happy! 男:Then, What is your mother’s name 女:Smile! 男:Are you joking 女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff 男:Of course not. 女:Go ahead. 男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a band. Will you join us 女:Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band 男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play I heard that you can play piano very well. 女:Piano I don't play an instrument actually. 男:What are you good at 女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics. 男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us 女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one.

男:Really What does he like 女:He prefers quiet music. 男:Good. How about Harry He plays the guitar, doe sn’t he 女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco . 男:That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends.女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music 男:Why not 女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben 男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to. But we have one problem with our band 女:what is it 男:I'm not a musician and I can't sing. 女:Are you joking 男:No, that’s you r sister’s name. Just now I was kidding. 女:Well, that makes sense!

幽默英语面试对话

幽默英语面试对话 是进入职场的第一个环节,主要适用于外企,下面小编就为大家带来幽默英语面试对话,供大家参考! 面试官:L 应聘者一:Z 应聘者二:T 室内 L:(上来擦桌子,摆放文件,然后回头)Today is the first day of Foxconn Groups job interview. Im responsible for the recruitment 。Im Li. We recruit all kinds of elite from nationwide . Swift horse is very often but bole is hard to find。Im just the bole . It is well known,Our companys benefits occupy a certain height in the world, Foxconn second, who would dare to say the first? Welcome to the job fair today. Let s start the interview with some questions. Now please make a simple introduce

about yourself. Z:Good morning. It is really my honor to have the opportunity for an interview. I hope I can make a good  performance today and I am confident that I can succeed. My name is WangYe. My father is “Li Gang”.  Li,we have known each other ,right? Last night you and I had our dinner together and I wonder if you have lost something. I believe that this book must belong to you. (Z拿出一本书,书中夹着几张100元钱,施接过书,把钱收起来,咳嗽两声,假装正经继续面试。) I have just graduated from XX University with good aility. And also, I have a powerful family background. I think it will be helpful to both of us if I can entre this company. That’s all, and I believe it is enough. Thank you. L: I am very optimistic about you. T:I am almost a saint, I have no shortcoming. It does not matter where I come from or where I will go.  Never expcet me to question, I am not a good questioner. you do not need to keep my words in your mind, because what I say is trivial. If beauty is a sin, I have committed heinous crimes; if there is wrong with a type, I have made the same mistake again and again; if wise must be punished, I will be hacked in pieces; if modesty is subjected to be torture, how could I ever

英语幽默对话

英语幽默对话 I:Good morning ,everyone! My name is Lily , I’m honored for this interview . B: Good morning ,let’s calm down then we ‘ll start our question . Why are you interested in working for our company? I:Because your operations are global, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of environment. B: Why did you leave your former company? I: Because I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging. B: Have you done any work in this field? I:Y es ,my major is on it . B: What are your geart strenghs? I: I'm a hard-working, persistent person. B: What's you major weak point? I: I haven't been involved in international business, so I don't have any experience,but I have enough confidence for the challenge! B: In what specific ways will our company benefit form hiring you? I: I'm very familiar with this market and have many customers. I think your company will benefit from it. B:OK, If we hire you ,we’ll give you a call .

1000句英语日常对话

1. I see.我明白了。 2. I quit! 我不干了! 3. Let go! 放手! 4. Me too.我也是。 5. My god! 天哪! 6. No way! 不行! 7. Come on.来吧(赶快) 8. Hold on.等一等。 9. I agree。我同意。 10. Not bad.还不错。 11. Not yet.还没。 12. See you.再见。 13. Shut up! 闭嘴! 14. So long.再见。 15. Why not? 好呀! (为什么不呢?) 16. Allow me.让我来。 17. Be quiet! 安静点! 18. Cheer up! 振作起来! 19. Good job! 做得好! 20. Have fun! 玩得开心! 21. How much? 多少钱? 22. I'm full.我饱了。 23. I'm home.我回来了。 24. I'm lost.我迷路了。 25. My treat.我请客。 26. So do I.我也一样。 27. This way。这边请。 28. After you.您先。 29. Bless you! 祝福你! 30. Follow me.跟我来。 31. Forget it! 休想! (算了!) 32. Good luck! 祝好运! 33. I decline! 我拒绝! 34. I promise.我保证。 35. Of course! 当然了! 36. Slow down! 慢点! 37. Take care! 保重! 38. They hurt.(伤口)疼。 39. Try again.再试试。 40. Watch out! 当心。 41. What's up? 有什么事吗? 42. Be careful! 注意! 43. Bottoms up! 干盻(见底)! 44. Don't move! 不许动!

幽默英语面试对话

幽默英语面试对话 是进入职场的`第一个环节,主要适用于外企,下面就为大家带来幽默英语面试对话,供大家参考! 面试官:L 应聘者一:Z 应聘者二:T :(上来擦桌子,摆放文件,然后回头)Today is the first day of Foxconn Groups job interview. Im responsible for the recruitment 。Im Li. We recruit all kinds of elite from nationwide . Swift horse is very often but bole is hard to find。Im just the bole . It is well known,Our panys benefits oupy a certain height in the world, Foxconn second, who would dare to say the first? Wele to the job fair today. Let's start the interview with some questions. Now please make a simple introduce about yourself.

:Good morning. It is really my honor to have the opportunity for an interview. I hope I can make a good performance today and I am confident that I can sueed. My name is WangYe. My father is “Li Gang”. Li,we have known each other ,right? Last night you and I had our dinner together and I wonder if you have lost something. I believe that this book must belong to you. (Z拿出一本书,书中夹着 几张100元钱,施接过书,把钱收起来,咳嗽两声,假装正经继续面试。) I have just graduated from XX University with good aility. And also, I have a powerful family background. I think it will be helpful to both of us if I can entre this pany. That’s all, and I believe it is enough. Thank you. : I am very optimistic about you. :I am almost a saint, I have no shorting. It does not matter where I e from or where I will go. Never expcet me to question, I am not a good questioner. you do not need to keep my words in your mind, because what I say is trivial. If beauty is a sin, I have mitted heinous crimes; if there is wrong with a type, I have made the same mistake again and again; if wise must be punished, I will be hacked in

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