让人笑翻的中国式英语造句

让人笑翻的中国式英语造句

1、We two who and who　？
咱俩谁跟谁啊
2、how are you？how old are you？
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3、You Give Me Stop！！
你给我站住！
4、know is know, no know is no know
知之为知之，不知为不知.
5、Watch sister
表妹
6、dragon born dragon，chicken born chicken，mouse’s sons can make hole！！
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
7、American Chinese not enough
美中不足
8、I’ll give you some color to see see
我要给你点颜色看看
9、heart flower angry open
心花怒放
10、go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
11、If you want money，I have no；if you want life，I have one！
要钱没有，要命一条
12、you have two down son。
你有两下子
13、I give you face you don’t want face
给你脸你不要脸
14、No three no four
不三不四
15、people mountain people sea
人山人海
16、morning three night four
朝三暮四
17、want money no，want life one！
要钱不给，要命一条
18、no care three seven two ten one
不管三七二十一
19、Play a big knife before guangong
关公面前耍大刀
20、we are brothers，who and who ah！
咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊！
21、good good study，day day up.
好好学习，天天向上！
22、you ask me，I ask who？
你问我，我去问谁？

最后落日再来一句：

Open heart laugh one laugh, ten years young.

开心笑一笑，十年少．

落日惊鸿

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