功夫熊猫1完整版英文台词

legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. he travelled the land in search of worthy foes. i see you like to chew. maybe you should on my fist. the warrior said anything for his mouth was full. then he swallowed. and then he spoke. enough talk. let's fight. he was so deadly in fact that his enemies will go blind from over exposure to pure awesomeness. my eyes! he's too awesome! and attractive. how can we re-pay you there is no charge for awesomeness.. or attractiveness.

it mattered not how many foes he faced. they were no match for his voracity. never before had a panda been so feared and so loved. even the most heroic heroes in all of china the furious five.

bowed in respect to this great master. we should hang out.

agreed.

but hanging out would have to wait. cause when you're facing the ten thousand demons of demon mountain. there is only one thing that matters and that...

get up! you'll be late for work.

po... get up! hey po. what are you doing up there

ahh.. nothing.

monkey mantis crane viper tigress ... roarrrr!

ahh...

po. let's go. you're late for work. coming! sorry dad.

sorry doesn't make the noodles. what were you doing up there all that noise oh...nothing.

just had a crazy dream. about what uh what were you dreaming about what was i...aah...

... i was dreaming about a... noodles.

noodles

you were really dreaming about noodles uhh... ya what else would i be dreaming about oh careful.

that soup is - sharp! oh... happy day.

my son finally having the noodle dream. you don't know how long i have been waiting for this moment. this is a sign po. uh... a sign of what you are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient ... of my secret ingredient soup. and then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant. just as i took over from my father who took over from his father. who won it from a friend over a game of mahjong. dad dad dad. it was just a dream. no it was the dream. wu xiang noodles. po broth runs through our veins.

but dad didn't you ever wanted to do something else something beside noodles. actually when i was young and crazy.

i thought of running away and learning how to make tofu. so why didn't you oh because it was a stupid dream.

can you imagine me making tofu ha ha ha. tofu!

no we all have our place in this world. my is here and yours is...

... i know "is here". no it's tables 2 and 12. service with a smile. well done students...

... if you were trying to disappoint me. tigress you need more ferocity. monkey greater speed. crane height. viper subtlety. mantis... master shifu... master shifu... what it...its master oogway he wants to see you.

master oogway you summoned me is something wrong why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend so nothing is wrong well i didn't say that.

you were saying i have had a vision. tai lung will return. that is impossible. he's in prison. nothing is impossible. zeng fly to chordom prison. tell them to double the guards double the weapons. double everything.

tai lung does not leave that prison. yes master shifu. one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it. we have to do something. we can't just have him march in the valley. and take his revenge. he'll he'll...

your mind is like this water my friend. when it is agitated... ... it becomes difficult to see. but if you allow it to settle the answer becomes clear. the dragon's scroll. it is time.

but who who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power to become the dragon warrior. i don't know. excuse me. sorry.

oo...oo sorry. hey watch it po. sorry. aah... oop! sorry a thousand pardon. what master oogway is choosing a dragon warrior today. everyone everyone go! get to the jade palace! one of the five is going to get the dragon's scroll. we have been waiting a thousand years for this. just take the bowl! this is the greatest day in kung fu history! don't worry about it. just go! po! where are you going to the jade palace.

but you're forgetting your noodle car. the whole valley will be there and you will sell noodle to all of them. selling noodles but dad. you know i was kind of thinking maybe i...

ya

i was kind of thinking maybe i... ahh...haa..

could also sell the bean buns. they're about to go bad.

that's my boy!

i told you that dream was a sign. ya...

i'm glad i had it. almost there.

what

no!

no! no! sorry po.

we'll bring you back a souvenir. no i'll bring me back a souvenir. it's a historic day.

isn't it master oogway yes. the one i feared i would not live to see. are your students ready yes master oogway. now know this old friend... whomever i chose will not only bring peace to the valley but also to you. let the tournament begin!

no no no wait! i'm coming.

hey! open the door.

let me in!

citizens of the valley of peace.

it is my great honour to present to you tigress viper crane monkey mantis. the furious five!

ah...ah...ahh... they're the furious five! aah..aah... ouch! warriors prepare! blast no quick po. ready for battle. the thousand tons of fire!

ho...ha...howw! wow... look at that! hey! get out of the way!

uhh...oh...ohh!

ah...ah...aah!

hiyaah...ouch!

and finally master tigress.

believe me citizens

you have not seen anything yet.

i know!

master tigress faces iron arms and its blades of death.

i sense the dragon warrior

is among us.

citizens of the valley of peace master oogway will now choose the dragon warrior.

hah...butta...

no no no wait!

yaa...ahh.

ha...ha...haah!

ha...ha...haah.

po! what are you doing

what does it look

like i'm doing stop! stop!

i'm going to see the dragon warrior. but i don't understand you finally have the noodle dream. i lied.

i don't dream about noodles dad.

i love kung fu...uuu! oh come on son.

let's get back to work.

1 1

heay...okay. ahh...aahh...aah.

po!...heay...heay...hey.

oh...somebody...

oh. what's going on

... where

why are you pointing...

oh. okay. sorry. i just wanted to see who the dragon warrior was how interesting master are you pointing at me him.

who you. me the universe has brought us the dragon warrior. what what what what! stop wait.

who told you to... master oogway wait. that crabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem. you were about to appoint the tigress. and that thing fell in front of her. that was just an accident. there are no accidents. forgive us master. we have failed you.

no. if the panda has not quit by morning then i would have failed you. wait wait wait!

i bring a message from master shifu. what double the guard. extra precautions.

your prison may not be adequate you doubt my prison security absolutely not! shifu does. i'm just the messenger.

1 1 1 1 i'll give you a message for your master shifu. escape from chordom prison is impossible. impressive isn't it yes very impressive. it is very impressive. one way in. and one way

out. one thousand guards and one prisoner.

yes except that prisoner is tai lung. take us down.

ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh oh...oo...oh.. oh my... behold tai lung. i'll umm...i'll just wait right here. it's nothing to worry about. it's perfectly safe. both posts. at the ready. hey tough guy. did you hear... oogway is finally going to give someone the dragon scroll...

...and it's not going to be you. what are you doing don't get him mad.

what is he going to do about it i've got him completely immobilised.

haa...haa...haa...haa!

oh...did i step on the wooly kiddy's tail

i'm gonna... i've seen enough. i'm gonna tell shifu that he has nothing to worry about. no he doesn't. okay i'll tell him that. hmm...

can we please go now oh. wait a second.

i think there has been a slight mistake. err...everyone seems to think i'm err... ahh...the sacred hall of warriors. no way. look at this place. master flying-rhino's armour. with authentic battle damage! wow...the sword of heroes. said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking ... aah!...oww!

the invisible dragon of destiny. uuhhs... i've only seen paintings of that painting. aah...ah...ha...ha...ha... heeyah...yah.. aah...ah...ah.. noo..! ho...oh oh oh...

the legendary urn of whispering warriors. said to contain souls of the entire tenshu army. hello

have you finished sightseeing sorry. i should have come to see you first. my patience is running thin. ohh well. i mean it's not like you are going anywhere. you turn around. sure. hey how is it going

how do you get ...master shifu!... ooh!... ohh...whooo...

someone broke that... but i'm going to fix it...i... do you have some glue... whooo

aah...ouch...ooo! i've a splinter.

so you are the legendary dragon warrior hmm...

ahh i guess so wrong!

you are not the dragon warrior.

you will never be the dragon warrior... ... until you've learned the secret of the dragon scroll. wow...so...

how does this work do you have a ladder a trampoline or... umph...you think it is that easy that i'm just going to hand you the secret to limitless power no! i...

one must first master the highest level of kung fu and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you. someone like me yes! look at you!

this fat blob. flabby arms. those are sensitive. in the flabby parts. and this ridiculous belly. hey...whooo...

and utter disregard for personal hygiene. now wait a minute.

that's a little uncalled for.

don't stand that close. i can smell your breath. listen oogway said that i was the...

uh... the wushi finger hold. never... master shifu don't... haa...oh... you know this hold developed by master wushi in the rd dynasty. yes.