英文版非诚勿扰短剧剧本

Host H

Grils Sally(s) MollyM Cici C LilyL

Boys TomT Jack J David(D)

上音乐Welcome the host of “If you are the one.”

H: Good morning, ladies and gentleman. welcome to our wonderful program …If you are the one” I?m the host Meng Xiaofei. If you are ready, let?s welcome the pretty singles girls. 音乐起，女孩上台

Wow , wonderful girls. please introduce yourself to the others.

S:Good morning,everyone.I?m sally,24. today I come here to find a man who can understand me .No matter who you are, love me ,that?s enough. I?m waiting for my true love. If you are the one, come here.

C:Hi ,everyone. I?m cici,I?m 22 .夸张Am l beautiful, am I sexy. I want to find a boyfriend here who can give me the dream of living in big houses. I would rather cry in BMW than laugh on the bike.

L: Good morning, I am lily. I?m energetic, and I love sports and singing very much. If you love them, like me. Come here let?s go.

M: Hello everybody. If you are a lier, get out ,if you are a

lazy man, get out. If you are a sissy men, get out.

H:ok,girls,wonderful .hope you?ll find the one today.please bright your lights.And let?s welcome the guys.The frist one,welcome(音乐上，男嘉宾上)

H:So,handsome,right?please introduce yourself frist.

J:I?m John.I?m a CEO. I have a company with lots of employees and I have lots of money. Here ,I want to find a girlfriend who can help me to use the money.

H: Wow. You are rich (藐视的表情), confident

Well girls.What do you think about him?Please give your choices(灭了两盏).

H: So sally,Why you put out your light first?

S: I just want to say that you bring a terrible smell when you come here.

J: A smell ? What? I take a shower for 2 hours this morning. S: Yes, a smell . A smell of money .Sorry , you are not my cup of tea (灭了灯).

J: It doesn?t matter. I believe someone else want to know more about me.

H: Yes, right. Any questions, girls?

M: Here, guy . You said that you were a CEO. What?s the company ? what do you do?

J: well . I sell the pen. Red pen for …….

M: So how about your car ,what?s it .

J: It?s BMW(自行车).

M: See you .You can go now ,a lier(熄灯) .

J: Oh , no ,why ?(加动作)

H: I?m sorry. I think you should be honest before you come here . Then might you find your true love. Thanks for coming , see you.

J: I?ll come back.

H: Let?s welcome the second gentleman (音乐上).

T: Hello , everyone . I?m Tom(结巴). I graduate from qinghua university .I …….

H: Ok, boy . Relax ! They are friendly .What?s your first expression , girls . Please make your decision . If you have any questions , please hands up, girls.

M:How old are you , boy .

T: I?m 21 ,I?m…..

M: Ok. Little boy. Maybe you can go home to sleep .

T: Though I?m 21.I?ve gotten a lot of certificates .I have 7 degrees . And I……

H: Ok , Tom . Let?s see what other girls think .

C: I like you , Tom. But do you have a car .What about

the house you live in .Can you support me a life time . Sorry ,I like you . But …… I prefer a rich one who can give me a beautiful dream.

H；I believe he will back some day .

S: Maybe you can come back some day .Maybe you can come back some day （转身）.

H;Whatever girds you still need to your chaicewhatever .(剩一盏灯)

H:Yeah. A light for you ,man. Do you want to go with him ,Sally.

S: Trust you know what I trust him. I can go with you .

H: Wonderful ,let?s applause for them （鞠躬下台)。

H: That?s a good start today. I hope you all can find next true man. Let?s welcome the next one(嘉宾上场，放音乐). D: (跑向舞台) Hi , girls , hi, Miss Meng. Hi, everyone .

I?m David. I like sports very much. I want to find a girl I love and can spend all life with me.

H: Romatic, boy. Will you find your Julie today?

D: Yes.

H: Maybe you can tell me secretly, which one do you like best?

D:I have one, but I can?t tell you.

H: Wow, girls. A clever, an energetic boy do you like.Please give your choices. （都亮灯）

L：Jack, right? I like you, but my problem is … what you can do for me if your girlfriends doesn?t like sports.

D: That?s not a problem. I will give her part of my time to do something she like. Stay with her.

L: I have a question. About your income.

D:I work in Wen Fang Middle School. I?m a teacher and I love this job. It gives me pleasure all the time.

C:A teacher, do you think that you can support a family with that income.

D: Yes, that might be a problem. However, I believe my true love, the only one, she can understand me and we can work together to enjoy our own life. Maybe not rich, but stay with each other happily. Just like this, a simple life.

H: that?s touching , girls .Do you want to know more about him , please give your choice (留了两盏).Well, you can make you choice now ,David.(turn around)

D: I have no car , no BMW , no big house . I?m just a teacher with a sincere heart . Do you really want to spend a life time with me .

L: David , I know you are the one I?m finding . I?ll be the

girl who will live a simple life with you all my life .

H: That?s so moving .I can see my tears. David, you know what . I?m single , too. Haha, Just joking ,I like you . Ok , let?s give the last choice .

D: Will you go with me ?(走过去,牵手唱歌)

L: Yes ,I will .

H: Congratulations ! Also be regarded as married lovers. Let?s bless them . So proud of you both . That?s all the show for today. Thank you for coming . Have a nice day ,everyone .

搞笑英语话剧剧本.1doc

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中国神话英语故事三篇精卫填海 Once upon a time, the youngest daughter of Yan, legary ruler of primitive China, went boating on the Eastern Sea. While she was enjoying herself, a strong wind rose on the sea and her boat capsized. Jt before she was buried by the surging waves, her spirit turned into a beautiful bird. As it flew over the roaring sea, it cried sadly in the sound "jinwei, jingwei". That was why people cal it "Jingwei". The bird lived on a mountain near the sea. It hated the sea so much that it decided to fill it up. Every day, it flew to and fro between the mountain and the sea, carrying in a twig or a pebble from the mountain and dropping it into the sea. One day, the roaring sea said to Jingwei, "Poor little bird, stop doing that meaningless thing! You'll never fill me up." Jingwei replied, "I'll fill you up doubt! I will, even if it'll take me thoands of years! I'll fight on until doomsday!" The brave little bird kept carrying twigs and pebbles from the mountain to the Eastern Sea without taking a rest. From t fable comes the idiom "The bird Jingwei trying to fill the sea". We e it to describe people who are firm and indomitable and will t stop until they reach their goal.

英语短剧剧本

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年会小品剧本《非诚勿扰》第一部分：（1’30’’）《大学生自习曲》前奏；MTV背景，RAP鼓点起，男甲上场，演唱啊～啦啦啦啦啦吆吆吆今天天气不错挺风和日丽的元旦放假好几天这的确挺爽的盼望年终奖金能发个几大捆心想ＡＶＬ中国是多么地美好啊（间奏，）早上同事来电给我介绍个对象听说年轻美丽又温柔大方公司里面美女其实也挺多的可狼多肉少好几个比一怎么轮到我（间奏，）

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去吧 ………… （音乐渐弱，画面定格在“我们结婚啦”印章处，按暂停）第二部分：（8’00’’）女乙上场，年轻，新潮，娇气；花枝招展，挎包女：唉，走路来怕太累，打的来嫌太贵，这好不容易挤上公交车，跑错地方不说，还直反胃。不过我妈说啦，这就是咱京城，柴米油盐贵，城楼都收费；人车多的光排队，房价高的没地儿睡。嗯，我妈还说啦，如今这城里呀光棍多，大风一吹一大堆；唉，不知道今天怎么样，还是前去会一会。（女主角坐于椅子上，掏出一本杂志，左顾右盼）男甲上场，AVL工作服、劳保鞋；双肩包，拉杆箱，工具包。到台上，从工具包中翻出一面镜子，梳子，一把扇子，扇子放于口袋；照镜子，梳头。男甲（对着镜子顾盼自雄）：没办法，帅过刘德华，酷过周润发；这从头到脚，从裤子到棉袄，从内心到外表，不是吹滴，绝对人见人爱，花见花开。（问观众）哎，知道我谁吗？我就是传说中的——（拿出扇子，打开，扇面上“马大帅”字样对观众）马大帅！（扇子反面向观众，“山寨版”字样）（突然想起）咦，说好的三点，（抬手，看表）这不都两点六十了吗？（发现女主角，对观众说：）

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孩子：“爸爸为了让我吃得好、穿得好、别的同学有的爸爸也想让我得到，所以爸爸为了我拼命的工作，为了应酬又不得不喝酒，跪羊图里是这样唱的：父身病是为子劳成疾呀！”爸爸，我给你倒水喝药：吹一吹，旁白：亲有疾，药先常昼夜侍，不离床。爸爸说：还是我宝宝心疼爸爸，孩子：“可是，爸爸，弟子规里还有一句话：大家念：年方少，勿饮酒，饮酒醉，最为丑。孩子：爸爸，我不要你喝酒，我要你健健康康的！爸爸：孩子，爸爸答应你，孩子：拉钩，“爸爸，凡出言，信为先，诈与妄，奚可焉！“ 爸爸：哎呀，宝宝的学问快超过爸爸了，真厉害呀！爸爸佩服佩服！孩子：谢谢爸爸夸奖！其实，我不是最棒的，我们学校所有的学生都会背呢！还会背中庸呢，不信你听：其余家庭同上，共同表演。全体说：叔叔！我们棒不棒呀？爸爸：很棒，还能背《笠翁对韵》吗？生背《笠翁对韵》“哈哈，叔叔，还是没难倒我们，叔叔太佩服你们了，你们当我的老师，我们一起来诵读经典，好吗？音乐响，齐朗诵：“亲子阅读，其乐无穷，让经典与我们同行，让每个家庭和谐、幸福、平安、阳光！让世界充满爱！” 田家硕古筝滑音结束。。一、激趣导入 1、导语：同学们，当我们眼望蔚蓝的天空和广阔的大地时，是否曾想过，这天和地是从哪里来的呢？其实，这个问题，在很久很久以前，我们的祖先们已经想过了，并由此编出了许多精彩的神话故事，我们今天要学的就是这其中最精彩的一个。（板书课题：开天辟地） 2、齐读课题2遍 3、大家知道开天辟地是什么意思吗？（宇宙的开始）

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的，天天想着越狱吗？（8）葛优：你不算顺眼的，你是仙女级的，人都说情人眼里出西施，你在仇人眼里都是西施。（9）葛优：你这么漂亮，吃了多可惜，不如留着生小熊吧！（10）葛优忏悔忏悔了4个小时，牧师受不了了。牧师：我们的教堂太小了，装不下他那么大的罪恶，前面还有一个比较大的教堂。上周去看了，纯粹的一个商业片，到处都是广告，海航的、还有什么油轮的，还有斯巴鲁，西湖旁边的西溪地产…… 台词挺逗的，博大家一乐。

英语搞笑短剧剧本

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T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） J: This is…..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King!

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道具：（两张桌子，6只手电筒，演员：女1（李**），女2（李**），女3（程**），女4（**），女5（***）女6（张*），6盏灯，”）、（男1号邹*、2号李兆*、3号吴*红）画外音：（欢迎来到，挑战自我，永无止境，楚天龙特别节目非诚勿扰，有请主持人！梦游！）音乐1主持人出场音乐（放8秒钟）主持人：ladies and相亲们，大家好！我是梦游，您现在收看的是由全球知名企业广东楚天龙智能卡有限公司冠名播出的新潮交友节目《非诚勿扰》。在节目正式开始之前，我要沉重的宣布一个事情，本节目的特约嘉宾乐佳老师和黄含老师原本打算搭乘地铁来参加节目，可是由于地铁还没有通到凤岗，所以很遗憾，两位万人景养的老师也只能一直等下去了…不过，我相信，没有乐佳老师和黄含老师在场的非诚勿扰，也一样会让你如痴如醉，流连忘返，好，我们抓紧时间，请出今天6位美丽的单身女生，有请… 音乐2女嘉宾6位出场音乐（放15秒）（音乐，女嘉宾上场，走台、招呼观众，就位）主持人：下面有请6位女生亮灯（音乐3 非诚勿扰 - 亮灯）（放5秒）我们先来认识一下她们。6号。 6号：大家好，我叫索菲亚，25岁，我喜欢茶艺，没事的时候不爱出门，但是我不叫宅女，请叫我居里夫人，我喜欢的男人，要有我们罗经理一样的和蔼可亲，有我们郭经理一样的成熟稳重，有我们周经理一样的年轻帅气，有我们展经理一样的温文尔雅。（陶醉中……）主持人：我们欢迎索菲亚。5号。 5号：大家好，我叫丽莎：24岁。搜猪网络媒体策划。我的人生目标是-做个有气质的管家婆，做个有知识的拜金女。我最喜欢的歌是《传奇》，因为我的朋友都说我本身就是一个传奇。主持人：我也喜欢《传奇》，不过是游戏（一本正经的说）。4号。 4号：大家好，我叫小月月25岁。个体服装店老板。我对自已的评价是人美心又甜，好看又不讨嫌，我的金钱观是：别人的钱财，乃我的身外之物。择偶标准：喜欢有才、幽默的花样美男，最好长得像吴尊。我的兴趣爱好有很多，最喜欢做饭，最不喜欢的是别人让我做饭。主持人：欢迎小月月。3号。 3号：大家好，我叫凤姐今年24岁，是来自中国广告联合总公司的高级白领。我认为灵魂的性感，才是骨子里的真正的性感，而我从骨头到神经，从发根到发丝，都很性感。我的择偶标准：讨厌大男子主义，不喜欢留长指甲的男生。主持人：欢迎凤姐。下面是2号来自大理的梳子。 2号：苏紫紫啦，紫色的紫，不是梳子啦~！主持人：哦，实在对不起，这两个词，我一直都没分清~~~。那请你说下你的择偶标准。 2号女：大家好，我叫苏紫紫26岁。来自云南大理，我的职业是平面模特，我理解的男女分配定律是：

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