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Hello,everyone,My name is Feng Qinyue, Eric is my English name. I’m a 4th grade student from Nanjing Ruijinbeicun Primary School.Today I will tell you a little funny story and i hope you guys like it! It calls“a nice man”

A man was walking along the street when he saw a woman struggling with a large box. It was half in and half out of her car. He was a nice man, so he went up to the woman and said, “Let give you a hand with that box, It looks very heavy.”

“That’s so kind of you,”the woman said. “I’m having a lot of trouble with it. I think it’s struck.”“Together we’ll soon move it.”The man said, He got into the back seat of the car and took hold of the other end of the box. He said, “And he began to push hard.”

For a few minutes the man and the woman struggled with the box. Soon they were tired. “Let’s rest for a minutes,” the man said,” I’m sorry, but it is struck.” A few minutes later, the man said, “let’s try again.Are you ready?” Both of them took hold of the box again. “one, two, three!”the man said, and they went on with their struggle.

At last, when they were very tired, the man said, “you’re right, It is really struck, I don’t think there’s any way we can get it out of the car.”

The woman cried. “I’m trying to get it in!”

Thanks for your thanks for your listening!

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