孔雀东南飞英语话剧,6人英语剧本
Wanders every five miles焦仲卿Johnny (J for short) 刘兰芝Lunch (L for short)焦母Johnny's mother (JM for short) 刘母Lunch's mother(LM for short)太守
Wanders every five miles
焦仲卿Johnny (J for short) 刘兰芝Lunch (L for short)
焦母Johnny's mother (JM for short) 刘母Lunch's mother(LM for short) 太守之子Mayor's son(MS for short) 强盗Burglars(A B and C)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J: Everybody says that I'm henpecked, but in fact, I'm as strong as a tiger, (小声) while my wife is WuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I'm not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,Ｊ接住当成盾牌护着头)Then, I'm afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighborhood. She is braver than me, smarter than meand stronger than me. All this I do not care. I only want her to be tender than me. But she is not! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
My God! Who can help me?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上): I can!
(对门内)Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来): I'm here! What's up mum?
JM: I've told you again an dagain that you should call me "my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law".
L: OK. My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what's up? JM: Since you married my son you have be haved so badly. You have been so rude, so brusque, so lazy……
L: But……
JM: Never interrupt me!
L: Never interrupt me! Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny, I have been working hard all day long, cooking and washing. I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……
JM: But all those you have done are not as valuable as agrandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲): Oh, you want a grandson, don't you?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your son. I'm leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L: Mum, I'm back!
LM: You are back? Why? What happened?
L: I was kicke dout by my most beautiful graceful and dearest
mother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情): See! I have already told you! When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny, I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor, but you did not listen tome. Look at yourself…… L: But,mum……
LM: Neverinterruptme!
L:
Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK? And
I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(大喜): Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid: “Ifyoudaughter
Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain, I’llgo
andtellhim.(下)
L(惊愕):
What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道): Lunch! Lunch! Where are my socks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下)Er! How smelly! They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone! I have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh, I'm so hungry! But there's no breakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)This is what Lunch always wears! I miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! Now she has gone. I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上): Where's my breakfast? Where's Lunch? Hasn't she got up yet? J: Mum, can't you remember? Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻): Well, to tell you the truth Johnny, a son without a wife is useless. Lunch is an ice girl, go and take her back!
J(立正敬礼): Yes madam!
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6人英语话剧剧本
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孔雀东南飞剧本中文版
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8分钟英语小品剧本
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