三分钟英语幽默小故事三篇.doc
三分钟英语幽默小故事三篇
三分钟英语幽默小故事篇一
推理
a fourth-grade teacher was diving her pupils a lesson in logic.”here is the situation, she said.”a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river，fishing. he loses his balance，falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.his wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. why do you think she ran to the bank?
小学四年级的教师在给学生们讲逻辑学。“有这样一种情况。”她说:“一个男人站在河中心的一条船上钓鱼。他突然失去重心，掉进了水里。于是，他开始挣扎并呼喊救命。他的妻子听到了他的喊声，知道他不会游泳，所以她就急忙跑向bank。请你们告诉我这是为什么?”
a girl raised her hand and asked，to draw out all of his savings?
一个女学生举起手答道:“是不是去取他的存钱?”
三分钟英语幽默小故事篇二
训兽童
a boy of about ten was sitting on a city bus with a briefcase on his lap. periodically the youngster would whisper into his coat. a woman passenger caught his eye with a quizzical look and，in response，the boy produced a small white mouse from his shirt pocket.”he's just a baby. explained the youngster. his parents are in here. opening his briefcase，he brought forth a pair of slightly larger. white mice from among a dozen or so that scurried around inside. by this time several other passengers had formed an audience, and the boy patiently explained his interest in mice，how to take care of them, their eating habits, their different personalities and so on.
一位十岁的男孩腿上放着会文箱，正坐在一辆城市公共汽车上。这个孩子不断地对着他衣服小声嘟嚷。一位女乘客从这个男孩的眼神里看到一种疑感。紧接着这个小男孩从他的衬衣兜里拿出一只小白鼠，并解绎说:“这是个鼠息子。他的父母也在这里。”打开他的手提箱，他从大约有十几个的白鼠中挑出一对稍大的。这时其他的乘客也围了过来。小男孩耐心地讲着他对白鼠的兴趣，怎样照顾它们，它们的饮食习惯及不同的特性。
as the bus pulled up to his stop，the boy slipped the mice back into his briefcase and rose to leave his rapt audience. starting down the steps，he turned back for a moment.
待车在汽车站停下时，小男孩把小白鼠放回到手提箱，站起来，离开了这些着了迷的观众。他下车时转过身对大家说:“这些是用来喂我助蛇的。”说着，他就消失了。
they are for my snake. he said and disappeared out of the door.
三分钟英语幽默小故事篇三
事得其反
a fellow pilot flying over the midwest heard an air-traffic controller trying to contact an airliner for normal frequency change.“flight 354，“said the controller，contact kansas city center on frequency 135.5.“the request was repeated several times with no reply from the pilot.
一名飞行员在中西部上空听到地面指挥塔的指挥员在呼叫一民航调整其正常接收频率。354航班，”指挥塔在呼叫，“请与堪萨斯市中心135.5频率联系.”这一指令重复了几次之后，竟没得到任何回音。
finally，in exasperation the controller raised his voice. flight 354，simon says contact kansas city center on frequency 135.5.”the call was acknowledged with an emharrassed reply and prompt compliance.
最后，指挥塔的指挥员显然是被激怒了，他大声地锐: 354航班，西蒙说速与135. 5预率联系。”这一声显然奏效，只听对方慌忙地做了回答并迅速服从了指挥。”
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Story 1 Three Good Friends One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river. This time he sees a lion under a tree. The lion runs at him. He is afraid and falls into the river. He can’t swim. He shouts. The rabbit hears him. He jumps into the river. The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can’t help him. Luckily, an elephant comes along. He is very strong. He helps the rabbit and monkey. Three friends are very happy. They go to the elephant’s home. Then, three of them become good friends. 故事1 三个好朋友 一天，一只猴子在河边骑车。这时他看见树下有一只狮子，狮子向他跑来。他非常的害怕，掉进河里。他不会游泳，大叫起来。兔子听见了，跳进水里，但他却没有办法救猴子。幸运的是，一只大象过来了。大象非常强壮，救出了兔子和猴子。他们来到大象的家，在那里吃了一顿大餐。从此他们成了好朋友。 Story 2 The Old Man and the Old Cat An old man has a cat. The cat is very old, too. He runs very quickly. And his teeth are bad. One evening, the old cat sees a little mouse. He catches it, but he can’t eat it because his teeth are not strong enough. The mouse runs away. The old man is very angry. He beats his cat. He says: “You are a fool cat. I will punish you!”the cat is very sad. He thinks：“When I was young, I worked hard for you. Now you don’t like me because I’m too old to work. You should know you are old, too.” 故事2 老人和老猫 一个年迈的老人养一只猫。这只猫也非常老了。她跑得很快，但是牙齿很糟糕。一天王还是那个，这只老猫看见一只小老鼠。它抓住了小老鼠，但是它却吃不了它，因为它的牙齿不够锋利了。这只小老鼠逃跑了。老人很生气，他打了小猫，并且对它说：“你这只蠢猫!我要惩罚你!”猫非常伤心，它想：“在我还年轻的时候，我为你努力工作。现在你却因为我太老了不能工作而不喜欢我。你应该知道你也老了。”