看看标准的中式英语Let me give you some color see see!We two who and who!各种Chinglish! – 【人人分

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1．we two who and who! 咱俩谁跟谁啊！

2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你？怎么老是你？

3．you have seed，I will give you some color see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们！一起上！

4．as far as you go to die！ 有多远死多远！

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 ！！

6．you me you me 彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ ！

8．know is know ，noknow is noknow... 知之为知之，不知为不知…

9．WATCH SISTER 表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose your face ,I turn my　face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述

13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son 你有两下子。

19.好好学习，天天向上： good good study,day day up!

20、Open the door see mountain 开门见山

21、five flowers eight doors 五花八门

22、people mountain people sea 人山人海

23、Un-ding-able 顶不住了

24、You go see see 你去看看.

25、Moon under old man 月下老人

26.many people die, no see you die. 咁多人死唔见你死。

27.die away 死开

28.If you no three no four, I give you some color to see see! 如果你不三不四，我给你点颜色看看。

29.Ask what ask! 问什么问！see what see 看什么看！laugh what laugh 笑什么笑！

30.Have one leg with somebody. 跟某人有一腿。

31.What thing? 什么事？

32.Two breasts. 二奶。

33.Pack two breasts. 包二奶。

34.watch uncle.表叔