生活大爆炸第七季第三集 台词

陈思维（Rajesh）好了大家注意

Okay, everybody.

你们准备好...

Who's ready for a...

去寻宝了吗?

scavenger hunt?

在这个...

Somewhere...

Pasadena城市某处

in the city of Pasadena,

我藏着

I've hidden

一枚金币

a golden coin.

哦!

Oh!

你们将会遇到十个

You will be faced with a total

难解的谜题!

of ten puzzles!

每个咳...

Each p... 每个...

Each...

谜题都会指引你们

each puzzle will lead you

去下一个地点

to the location of the next.

最后一个谜题

The last of which

则会指出宝藏的地点

will lead you to the coin.

第一个发现宝藏的队伍...

The first team that finds it...

胜利!

wins!

田文（谢耳朵）

一身的表演细胞啊

He is a born showman.

陈思维（Rajesh）有问题吗?

Any questions?

申一凡（红衣服）我有为了公平

Yes, to be fair, do people

要不要让一下普林斯顿的? (嘲讽Leonard) who went to Princeton get a head start?

申一凡（戴眼镜）这不好笑

That's not funny.

田文（谢耳朵）

你听懂之后就会觉得好笑了

Oh, it actually is if you get the joke.

这个讽刺的梗是

It's based on the premise

普林斯顿不是一所好学校

that Princeton isn't a very good school.

申一凡（戴眼镜）

Ha-ha.

田文（谢耳朵）

瞧? 现在他懂了

Oh, see? Now he gets it.

陈思维

好了开始吧

Okay, guys, go ahead 分成两个组

and divide yourselves into teams of two.

王婵（红衣女）

情侣组队?

Should we just do couples?

申一凡

情侣可以

Couples sounds great.

也可以试试抽签

Or we could mix things up.

从帽子里抽名字

Maybe pick names out of a hat.

随便了

Whatever.

姚瑶

等等...

Whoa, whoa...

等下

whoa.

你为啥就不承认

Why don't you just admit

你不想和我一队呢

you don't want to be on a team with me.

申一凡

我说了"情侣组队也不错"

I just said, "Couples sound great."

姚瑶

我知道了你认为我是笨蛋

Mm-hmm, yeah, you don't think I'm smart enough.

觉得我是个累赘

You think I'm gonna be a liability.

尽管我说话还用了

Even though I totally just used

"累赘"这种高级词汇

the word "liability" correctly

还用对了

in a sentence.

王婵

用对了

Yeah.

申一凡

好吧那就... 那就情侣吧All right, let's... let's do couples.

我想和你一队

I want to.

姚瑶

不不不

No, no, no.

我们随机组队

Let's mix things up.

我和Sheldon一队把你打得屁滚尿流!

I choose Sheldon, and we're gonna kick your ass!

田文

嗯... 真的吗?

Yeah... really?

我第一次组队就得

The only time I'm ever picked first for a team

带着个累赘?

and I'm stuck with the liability?

王婵（黄衣服）

别这么说Penny才不是累赘

Stop that. Penny is not a liability.

姚瑶

谢谢你想和我组队吗?

Thank you. Do you want to be on my team?

王婵

我们还是随机抽名字吧

Maybe we pick names out of a hat.

姚瑶

好了快点把门关上

All right, hurry up and close the door

别让他们听到了

so they can't hear us.

你能别撅嘴了吗?

Would you stop pouting?

是你自己抽到我的

So, you picked my name.

别纠结了

Get over it.

田文

没错你知道我要抽到你

Yes, and do you know what the odds are

有多难吗?

I'd pick your name?

姚瑶不知道

No.

田文

还挺难的... 五分之一呢

It's not hard... one in five.

现在你知道我干嘛要撅嘴了

Now you know why I'm pouting.

陈思维（电话）各小组注意

All right, teams.

准备好打开第一个谜题

Get ready to open your first puzzle.

开始!

Go!

看到我的良苦用心了吗?

Do you see what I did?

第一道谜题就是拼图!

The first puzzle is a puzzle!

天啊多可爱啊

Oh, my God, how adorable is that?

我真希望我有个像我一样的朋友

I wish I had a friend like me.

姚瑶

你在干什么?

What are you doing?

田文

拼图得从边框开始

You have to start with the edges.

姚瑶

拼图又没有定则Sheldon

Well, there's no right way, Sheldon.

我已经找到几块能拼在一起的了

I already found a few pieces that fit.

田文

没错那就拆了它们从边框开始拼

Yeah, well, take them apart and start with the edges.

别再浪费时间了

And stop wasting time.

申一凡

你拼图技术真不错

Wow, you're really good at puzzles.

王婵

我小时候经常拼I did them all the time as a kid.

我妈妈说

As my mom used to say,

"当你拼图的时候

"When you're doing a puzzle,

感觉就像是有一千个小伙伴"

it's like having a thousand friends."

她总是说这样有趣的谎言

She was full of fun lies like that.

申一凡

比较一下你会好受点

If it makes you feel any better,

我妈只会吃油腻的蛋糕

my mom's just full of pound cake.

王婵

很抱歉你得跟我一组

I'm sorry you got stuck with me.

我猜你肯定很想和Bernadette一组

I bet you wanted to be with Bernadette.

申一凡

你和Bernadette一起玩过游戏吗?

Have you ever played a game with Bernadette?

王婵

没有

No.

申一凡

你有没有和狼人一起

Have you ever gone

被关在铁笼子里过?

into a steel cage with a wolverine?

姚瑶

快点快点快点!

Faster, faster, faster!

你听得懂吗?

Do you not know that word?

就是"再快点"!

It means "more fast"!

陈思维

别对我大吼大叫

Stop yelling at me.

姚瑶嘿!

Hey!

我这可不算大吼大叫

You'll know when I'm yelling at you.

姚瑶

噢是漫画书店!

Ooh, ooh, it's the comic book store!

好了我们走吧

All right, come on.

我们得去那儿

That's where we have to go.

田文

但我们还没拼完图

But we haven't finished the puzzle.

姚瑶

这... 这又没关系!

Well, it... it doesn't matter!

我们知道答案了!

We know the answer!

田文

得了吧你自以为知道了答案

Come on. You think you know the answer.

说不定这是个陷阱

But it could be a trick.

万一等拼完图

What if when the puzzle's complete,

发现窗玻璃上有个标志写着

there's a sign in the window that says,

"去卖小火车的店"?

"Go to the train store"?

姚瑶

根本不会有这样的标志

Okay, it's not gonna say that.

田文

我希望你错了

Well, I hope you're wrong.

因为我真的很想去卖小火车的店

I really want to go to the train store.

姚瑶

是漫画书店

It's the comic book store.

我们走! Let's go!

快点蠢货是漫画书店!

Come on, numb nuts, it's the comic book store!

是漫画书店就是漫画书店

It's the comic book store, it's the comic book store,

肯定是漫画书店!

it's the comic book store!

田文

的确是漫画书店

It's the comic book store.

陈思维（戴眼镜）

你觉得Penny在生我的气吗?

Do you think Penny's mad at me?

王婵（红衣戴眼镜）因为你在右车道

Because you're in the right lane

前面有辆公交车你却不超车?

behind a bus and you won't go around it?

她肯定觉得这很迷人

I'm sure she finds it charming.

陈思维

不是因为我不想和她一组

No, because I didn't want her on my team.

王婵

我开始觉得她闪过了一枚子弹

I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.

还是世界上最慢的子弹

The slowest bullet in the world.

陈思维

天啊我从来都不知道你那么好斗

Geez, I never realized you were so competitive.

王婵

我知道

Yeah, I know. 可能... 是因为我和

It's... it's probably because I grew up

五个兄弟姐妹一起长大

with five brothers and sisters

所以我得为每个...

so I had to fight for every...

天啊刚才有鸟飞过你竟然踩刹车!

Oh, my God, you did not just slow down for a bird!

它们会飞的懂吗?!

You know they fly, right?!

姚瑶（黄衣服戴眼镜）我觉得这是第一次

I think this is the first time we've ever

我们俩单独在一起

actually been alone together.

申一凡（红衣服）

我猜你说对了

Huh, I guess you're right.

这是什么原因呢?

Wonder why that is?

姚瑶

要我说最有可能是因为除了交际圈

Well, off the top of my head, I'd say we don't have a lot

我们没什么共同点

in common except for the people we're involved with.

再加上我们刚认识的时候Penny警告我Plus, when we first met, Penny warned me never

别单独上你的车

to get into a car alone with you.

申一凡

这样啊

Yeah.

我猜我们的共同点比想象中的多

You know, I bet you and I have more in common than we think.

姚瑶

比如?

Such as?

申一凡

我不知道

I don't know. 跟我说说你喜欢什么

Tell me some things you like.

姚瑶

我想想

Uh, let's see.

我喜欢竖琴"普雷里的小屋"

I like harps, Little House on the Prairie,

中世纪诗词中世纪文学...

medieval poetry, medieval literature...

申一凡

要不还是听听音乐吧?

Hey, how about some music?

姚瑶

好啊

Great.

Sheldon从来不让我在车里听音乐

Sheldon never lets me listen to music in the car.

他不想别人觉得他是黑社会的

He doesn't want to be mistaken for a gang member.

申一凡

找点你喜欢的歌

Find something you like.

姚瑶

披头士的太无聊Beatles, boring.

阿姆的太疯狂

Eminem, scary.

艾尔·扬科维奇?

Weird Al?

{\an8}著名歌曲恶搞专家

你到底多大啊?

How old are you?

尼尔·戴蒙德?

Neil Diamond?

申一凡

没错我爱尼尔·戴蒙德Yeah, I love Neil Diamond.

姚瑶

我也爱尼尔·戴蒙德

I love Neil Diamond.

唱# 甜美的卡洛琳#

# Sweet Caroline #

# 嘣吧哒#

# Bum-ba-da #

# 美好时光总是那么棒#

# Good times never seemed so good #

# 那么棒那么棒那么棒#

# So good, so good, so good #

（蓝衣服）田文

嘿谢谢你愿意把店借给我

Oh, hey, thanks for letting me use

做寻宝游戏的场地

the comic book store as part of the scavenger hunt.

（店主）陈思维

不用客气

Oh, my pleasure.

我特别乐意帮忙组织这些

Always happy to help out with fun things

我没被邀请的有趣活动

that I wasn't invited to be a part of.

（蓝衣服）田文

恭喜

Oh, congratulations.

你们是第一支到达的队伍

You're the first team to arrive.

姚瑶（黄衣服戴眼镜）太棒了! 别小看我

Yes! It's not a ruse to make fun of me.

这场游戏我赢定了!

It's a real game and I'm winning it!

蓝衣服田文

下一个谜题是个谜语

Your next puzzle is a riddle.

还是由"谜题大师"

And who better to give it to you

来揭晓谜语吧

than The Riddler?

王婵（红衣戴眼镜）快点快点快点

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

快点快点快点!

go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

你怎么跑得比我还慢?

How am I faster than you? 我穿着高跟鞋还停下来接了个电话

I'm wearing heels and I stopped to take a phone call.

陈思维（戴眼镜）

我有哮喘

I have asthma.

2

滚开!

Back off!

申一凡（红衣服）

"请你猜猜我的谜

"Riddle me this.

啊哟啊哟快来围观

Arrah, Arrah, and gather round,

他隶属于超级英雄军团

the work of this hero is legion-bound.

他的数字乘以N

He multiplies N by the number of He,

此物便在屋中寻"

and in this room the thing you'll see."

蓝衣服

- 写得不错吧? - 是啊

- Good riddle, huh? - Yeah.

店主

所以说你们商量玩什么的时候

So when you guys plan fun activities,

是不是压根就...

does my name even...

没想起我来还是...?

come up, or...?

蓝衣服田文

我邀请过你参加我的杀人解密聚会

I invited you to my murder mystery party.

店主陈思维

你才没有

No, you didn't.

蓝衣服田文

噢

Oh.

姚瑶（紫衣）

我们是最后一组到的动作快啊!

We're the last ones here, hurry up! 田文

这是马拉松又不是百米冲刺

It is a marathon, not a sprint.

姚瑶

马拉松也是要跑的啊!

People run in a marathon!

田文

人家可没背着个保龄球跑马拉松

Not with a bowling ball on their back.

陈思维（戴眼镜）

嘿Penny 我只想说祝好运

Hey, Penny, I just wanted to say good luck,

希望你别记恨我

and I hope there's no hard feelings.

王婵

嘿罗密欧同学!

Hey, Romeo!

用你自己的时间修复感情去

Repair your relationship on your own time.

陈思维

放轻松嘛这个谜有难度

Relax, it's a hard puzzle.

得一会儿才解得开

It's gonna take a while to solve.

田文

- "请你猜猜我的谜..." - 搞定

- "Riddle me this..." - Got it.

姚瑶

嘿普林斯顿小子瞧瞧看

Hey, Princeton, look at that,

社区学院的夜校队可是遥遥领先了噢

Team Community College Night School is in the lead.

田文

我还以为咱们叫闪电鲨二人组呢

I thought we were the Lightning Sharks.

申一凡

嘿你觉得这个是不是...

Hey, you know what this could mean... 姚瑶

哦哦说得好

Oh, oh, that's good.

那这个就是...

Then this would be...

申一凡

没错了

That's it.

紫衣姚瑶

去我们的Neil小车车咯!

To the Neil Mobile!

红衣戴眼镜王婵我就知道咱们输定了!

I knew it, we're gonna lose!

陈思维

等等我知道了我想出来了!

Wait, I got it. I got it!

红衣王婵

那真是要给你发去贺电了末班车同学

Congratulations, you got it last.

陈思维

你真的好凶你知不知道?

You're really mean, you know that?

店主申一凡

原来没一个是来买东西的

So no one's gonna buy anything.