尼古拉斯

∙尼古拉斯·凯奇（Nicolas Cage）—罗伊·华勒（Roy Waller）∙萨姆·洛克维尔（Sam Rockwell）—弗兰克·摩斯尔（Frank Mercer）∙艾莉森·洛曼（Alison Lohman）—安洁拉（Angela）∙Bruce Altman — Harris Klein医生∙Bruce McGill — Chuck Frechette∙Sheila Kelley — Kathy∙Beth Grant — Laundry Lady∙Jenny O'Hara — Schaffer女士∙Steve Eastin — Schaffer先生∙Melora Walters — Heather∙艾伦·阿金 Alan Arkin ....Grandpa阿比吉尔·布莱斯林 Abigail Breslin ....Olive史蒂夫·卡瑞尔 Steve Carell ....Frank托妮·科莱特 Toni Collette ....Sheryl格雷戈·金尼尔 Greg Kinnear ....Richard保罗·达诺 Paul Dano ....Dwayne1．Richard的一番“成功学”演讲There are two kinds of people in this world, winners and losers. Inside each and every one of you at the very core of your leading is a winner waiting to be awakened and unleashed upon the world. With my nine-step “Refuse to Lose” program, you now have the necessary tools and the insights and the know-how to put, your losing habits behind you and to go out and make your dreams come true. (Sighs) No hesitating. (Chuckles) No complaining. And no excuses. I want you to go out in the world, and I want you to be winners! Thank you.2．一家人热闹非凡的晚餐Grandpa: What’s that? Chicken? Every night it’s the fucking chicken! Holy God Almighty! It is possible just once…Richard: Dad!Grandpa: … we could get something to eat around here that’s not the goddamn fucking chicken?Richard: Hey, Dad! Dad!Grandpa: I’m just sayin’…Richard: Dad!Grandpa: Christ.Richard: When you want to start cooking your own food, you’re welcome.Grandpa: At Sunset Manor, you know…Richard: If you like Sunset Manor, you shouldn’t have got kicked out.Frank: (to Dwayne) So when did you start with the vow?Richard: Been nine months, Frank. He hasn’t said a word. Not one. I think it shows tremendous discipline.Sheryl: Richard.Richard: I really do. Really, I think we could learn something from Dwayne. Dwayne has a goal. He has a dream. It may not be my dream, may not be yours, but he’s pursuing it with great conviction（深信） and focus. In fact, I was thinking about the nine steps…Grandpa: Oh, for crying out loud!Richard: The nine steps, and how Dwayne’s utilizing（利用） seven of them in his personal quest to self fulfillment.Sheryl: Richard, please.Richard: Well, I’m just saying I’ve come around. I think he could use our support.Oliver:（to Frank） How did it happen?Frank: How did what happen?Oliver: Your accident.Sheryl: Honey, here.Frank: Oh, no, it’s okay. Unless you object.Sheryl: No, I’m pro-honesty here. I just think, you know, it’s up to you.Frank: Be my guest.Sheryl: Olive, um. Uncle Frank didn’t really have an accident. What happened was he… tried to kill himsel f.Oliver: You did? Why?Richard: I’m sorry. I don’t think this is a appropriate conversation. Honey, let’s Uncle Frank finish his dinner, okay? Shh.Oliver: Why did you want to kill yourself?Richard: No, don’t answer the question, Frank.Sheryl: Richard! Richard!Richard: He’s not gonna answer the question. Frank.Frank: I wanted to kill myself…Richard: Don’t listen to him. I was very unhappy. He’s sick in his head.Sheryl: Richard!Richard: I’m sorry! I don’t think it’s an appropriate conversation for a seven-year-old.Sheryl: She’s gonna find out anyway.Richard: Okay.Sheryl: Go on, Frank.Oliver: Why were you unhappy?Frank: Um, well, there are a lot of reasons. Mainly, though, I fell in love with someone who didn’t love me back.Oliver: Who?Frank: One of my grad（毕业生） students. I was very much love with him.Oliver: Him? It was a boy? You fell in love with a boy?Frank: Yes, I did. Very much so.Oliver: That’s silly.Frank: You’re right. It was silly. It was very, very silly.Grandpa: There’s another word for it.Richard: Dad.Oliver: So, that’s when you tried to kill yourself?Frank: Well, no. The boy that I was in love with fell in love with another man --- Larry Sugarman.Sheryl: Who’s Larry Sugerman?Frank: Larry Sugarman is, perhaps… the second mo st highly regarded Proust scholar in the U.S.Richard: Who’s number one?Frank: That would be me. Rich.Richard: Really?Frank: Mm-hmm.Oliver: So that’s when.Frank: No. What happened was I was a bit upset, so I said some things that I shouldn’t have said, and I did some things that I shouldn’t have done and subsequently I was fired from my job and forced to move out of my apartment and move into a motel.Oliver: And that’s when you tried to…Frank: Well, no. Actually, all of that was okay. What happened was two days ago the MacArthur Foundation, in its infinite wisdom awarded a genius grant to Larry Sugarman. And that’s when I…Grandpa: Decided to check out early.Frank: Yes. Yes. And I failed at that as well.Richard: Olive, the important thing to understand here is that Uncle Frank gave up on himself. He made a series of foolish choices… I’m sorry… and he gave up on himself which is something winners never do.Sheryl: So that’s the story, okay? Now, everyone, just let’s move on and, uh…Frank:（to Dwayne） Is he always like this? How can you stand it?3． Oliver谈到自己要去竞选Miss Little SunshineFrank: Well, what do you think your chances are?Oliver: I think I can win, because some of the other girls they’ve been doing it longer, but I practice every day.Frank: Yeah. Good luck.Richard: Not about luck, Frank. Luck is the name losers gave to their own failings. It’s about wanting to win, willing yourself to win. You’ve got to want it badder than anybody else.Oliver: I do.Richard: Then you’re gonna be a winner.4．在车上Grandpa: Jesus, I’m tired. I’m so fucking tired. Do you know how tired I am? If some girl came up to me, begged me to fuck her. I couldn’t do it.Richard: Dad! Watch the language, huh?Grandpa: That’s how tired I am. She’s listening to music. Olive,I’ll give you a million dollars if you turn around. See?Richard: All right. But the rest of us.Grandpa: Oh, the rest of you. (to Dwayne) Can I give you some advice? Well, I’m gonna give it to you anyway. I don’t want you making the some mistake I made.Richard: Can’t wait to hear this.Grandpa: Dwayne… That’s your name, right? Dwayne? This is the voice of experience talking. Are you listening? Fuck a lot of women, Dwayne.Richard: Hey! Dad!Grandpa: Not just one woman. A lot of women.Richard: That’s eno ugh, all right?Grandpa: Are you getting’ any?Richard: Day!Grandpa: You can tell me, Dwayne. Are you getting’ any?Richard: Come on, please.Grandpa: No? Jesus. You’re what. 15? My God, man!Richard: Dad!Grandpa: You should be getting’ that young stuff. That young stuff is the best in the world.Richard: Dad, that’s enough! Stop it!Grandpa: Will you kindly not interrupt! See, right now you’re jailbait（未成年少女,导致犯罪入狱的诱因）. It’s perfect. I mean, you hit 18… Man, you’re talking about three to five.Richard: Hey, I will pull this truck over right now!Grandpa: So pull the truck over! Fuck you! I can say what I want. I still got Nazi bullets in my ass!Richard: Ah, the Nazi bullets!Grandpa: You’re as bad as those fuckers at Sunset Manor.Frank: What happened at Sunset Manor?Sheryl: Frank, don’t encourage him.Grandpa: I’ll tell you what happened. I paid my money. They took my money. I should be able to do what the fuck I want!Sheryl: He started snorting heroin（海洛因,吗啡）.Frank: You started snorting heroin?Grandpa: I’m old!Frank: Well, that stuff’ll kill you.Grandpa: What am I, an idiot?（to Dwayne）And don’t you start taking that shit. When you’re young, you’re crazy to do that stuff.Frank: What about you?Gr andpa: I’m old. When you’re old, you’re crazy not to do it.Sheryl: We’ve tried. Believe me. The intervention（干涉） was a fiasco（惨败）. He’s worse than a two years old.Richard: Can we please talk about something else?Frank: I take it you didn’t like at Sunse t Manor.Sheryl: Frank.Grandpa: Are you kidding me? It was a fuckin’ paradise. They got a pool. They got golf. Now I’m stuck with Mr. Happy here, sleepin’ on a fuckin’ sofa. Look, I know you’re a homo and all, but maybe you can appreciate this. You go to one of those places, there’s four women for every guy. Can you imagine what that’s like?Frank: You must’ve been very busy.Grandpa: Whoa! I had second-degree burns on my Johnson. I kid you not.Frank: Really?Grandpa: Forget about it.Oliver: What are you guys talking about?Grandpa: Politics.Oliver: Oh.Grandpa:（to Dwayne）Fuck a lot women, kid. I have no reason to lie to you. Not one woman. A lot of women. You heard what I said? Did it go in anywhere?Richard: Yeah, I think we get the point. Dad.Grandpa: Don’t show me the pad. I don’t want to see the fuckin’ pad.5．在餐厅里Oliver: Mom, how much an we spend?Sheryl: I would say four dollars. Anything under four dollars.Frank: Actually, Olive, “a la mode” in French translates literally as “in the fashion.”A la mode. “Mode” is derived（起源）from Latin modus, meaning “due or proper measure.”Richard: Frank, shut up.Sheryl: Richard!Richard: Olive, can I tell you a little something about ice cream?Oliver: Yeah.Richard: Well, ice cream is made from cream whic h comes from cow’s milk and cream has a lot of fat in it.Sheryl: Richard.Richard: What? She’s gonna find out anyway, remember?Oliver: What? Find out what?Richard: Well, when you eat ice cream, the fat in the ice cream becomes fat in your body.Sheryl: Richard, I swear to God…Richard: It’s true.Oliver: What? What’s wrong?Sheryl: Nothing, honey. Nothing’s wrong.Richard: So if you eat a lot of ice cream, you might become fat. And if you don’t, you’re gonna stay nice and skinny, sweetie.Oliver: Mom…Grandpa: Olive, Richard is an idiot. I like a woman with meat on her bones.Oliver: I don’t… Why’s everyone so upset?Sheryl: No, no one’s upset, honey, I… I just want you to understand… it’s okay to be skinny, and it’s okay to be fat, if that’s what you wan t to be. Whatever you want, it’s okay.Richard: Okay, but, Olive, let me ask you this. Those women in Miss American… Are they skinny, or are they fat? Honey?Oliver: Well, they’re skinny, I guess.Richard: Yeah, I guess they don’t eat a lot of ice cream.6． Dwayne说的第一句话Fuck！！！！！！！7． Oliver见到加利福尼亚小姐Oliver: Hmm, Miss California? Do you eat ice cream?Miss C: I love ice cream. My favorite flavor is Chocolate Cherry Garcia, although, technically, I think that’s a frozen yogurt（酸奶酪,酵母乳）. Okay?Oliver: Okay. Thanks. Bye.Miss C: Bye.Oliver: Mom, she eats ice cream.Sheryl: I heard.8． Dwayne和Frank在海边的对话（个人最喜欢的一段）Dwayne: Sometimes I just wish I could go to sleep till I was 18 and skip all this crap--- high school and everything--- just skip it.Frank: You know Marcel Proust?Dwayne: He’s the guy you teach.Frank: Yeah. French writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited（无报酬的） love affairs. Gay. Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads. But he’s also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Anyway, he, uh… he gets down to the end of is life and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered… Those were the best years of his life, ‘cause they made him who he was. All the years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn’t lea rn a thing. So, if you sleep until you’re 18… ah, think of the suffering you’re gonna miss. I mean,high school? High school… Those are your prime（最初,青春,精华） suffering years. You don’t get better suffering than that.Dwayne: You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. You know, school, then college, then work? Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I wanna fly, I’ll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest.Frank: I’m glad you’re talking again, Dwayne. You’re not nearly as stupid as you look.（Both laughing.）- Teach me a con.- You're funny.No, come on, really!Teach me something.- I'm not teaching you anything.- Why not?You're a bright, innocent,beautiful girl....and I'm not gonna screw that uplike everything else.Really?- What?- You think that?That I'm beautiful?No.Then why won't you?Because crime doesn't pay?}No, it does. It does.Just not very well.- You seem to be doing okay.- I'm not.Believe me, it's no fun doing what I do.It's usually stealing from peoplewho don't deserve it.Old people, fat people. Lonely.A lot of the time, I feel sick about it.Then why do you do it?I'm not as innocent as you think.I've done stuff with boys.I've done stuff with boys,if I told you......you'd throw up.- Then don't tell me.- Then teach me something!- No! Final.At the Christmas dance last year,I went with this boy Josh Ward.- He's cute, and I really liked him.- I'm not listening.After the dance, we went to Carrie's,and he pushed me against the bed...- Not listening!...and he took his hand...- No! Okay. I'll show you one thing!- You will?杰克·布莱克Jack Black 饰杜威·费恩琼·库萨克Joan Cusack 饰罗莎莉·穆林斯莎拉·席维曼Sarah Silverman 饰帕蒂麦克·怀特Mike White 饰内德·斯尼勃利乔伊·格迪斯Joey Gaydes 饰扎克1.Battle of the Bands director: Really? I've never heard of a disease like that.2.Billy: Liza Minelli...?3.Billy: You're gonna talk to me about style? You can't even dress yourself...look at that bow tie.4.Billy: You're tacky and I hate you!5.Billy: You.6.Dewey Finn: All right, hit me.7.Dewey Finn: Because I like to eat! Is that such a crime?8.Dewey Finn: Come on, Freddy, throw me off!9.Dewey Finn: Does any one have any food?10.D ewey Finn: Does anyone play drums?11.D ewey Finn: Don't you be talkin' about my bow tie.12.D ewey Finn: Dude, I service society by rocking, O.K.?13.D ewey Finn: Give me a platform. Let's rock, let's rock, today. Now do itto me.14.D ewey Finn: Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah,you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because theworld is run by the Man. The Man, oh, you don't know the Man. He's everywhere.In the White House... down the hall... Ms. Mullins, she's the Man. And theMan ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamuand put her in a chlorine tank! And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!15.D ewey Finn: God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are yourhumble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray, Amen.16.D ewey Finn: Hey, Miss Mullins.17.D ewey Finn: Hmmm... hmmm... What's your name?18.D ewey Finn: I have a hangover and the runs.19.D ewey Finn: I pledge allegiance... to the band... of Mr. Schneebly... andwill not fight him... for creative control... and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band.20.D ewey Finn: In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite...and for those about to rock... I salute you.21.D ewey Finn: It's a science project.22.D ewey Finn: Katie, what was that thing you were playing today, the big thing?23.D ewey Finn: Nailed it. And fifty-four is forty-five more than what is theanswer, Marta?24.D ewey Finn: No Billy, we're past yelling at me.25.D ewey Finn: No, it's eight.26.D ewey Finn: No, it's too sissy.27.D ewey Finn: No, what are you talking about? It's too sissy.28.D ewey Finn: No, you're not gonna get in trouble. I'm hungry.29.D ewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.30.D ewey Finn: Now raise your goblet of rock. It's a toast to those who rock!31.D ewey Finn: Ok, Freddy Jones, shut up!32.D ewey Finn: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?33.D ewey Finn: Ok. This is a bass guitar. And it's the exact same thing butinstead of playing it like this you tip it on the side... cello, you gota bass.34.D ewey Finn: Really?35.D ewey Finn: See me after class!36.D ewey Finn: Sell my guitars? Would you tell Piccasso to sell his guitars?37.D ewey Finn: That's good. Slap it, shoot it, ka-boot it.38.D ewey Finn: That's right. And six times a billion is?39.D ewey Finn: There is one at the end of the month... but you have a policyabout field trips.40.D ewey Finn: Those kids are infected with a very rare disease. It's called"Stickittodamoninosis".41.D ewey Finn: Those that can't do, teach, and those that can't teach... teachgym.42.D ewey Finn: Uh oh, it looks like Mrs. Lemmons is on crack, right kids?43.D ewey Finn: We're not goofing off. We're creating musical fusion.44.D ewey Finn: Would it be educational? It would be VERY educational they playBeethoven and Mozart and stuff.45.D ewey Finn: Wrong.46.D ewey Finn: Yeah, she put on the best show I've ever seen. And she is somuch better live than she is on the album!47.D ewey Finn: Yeah... Stevie!48.D ewey Finn: YES!49.D ewey Finn: Yes.50.D ewey Finn: You don't have to worry about me because I'm a hard-ass. Andif a kid gets out of line, I got no problem smacking them in the head.51.D ewey Finn: You have to use your head and your mind and your brain.52.D ewey Finn: You know, I'd like to take the kids to a concert.53.D ewey Finn: You're lucky. It's Hell.54.D ewey Finn: You're right I was testing you... it's nine. And that's a magicnumber.55.D ewey Finn: You, Freddy, what do you like to do?56.D ewey Finn: Your kids have all really touched me, and I'm pretty sure thatI've touched them.57.D ewey Finn: [improvising some educational sing-song] Math is a wonderfulthing. Math is a really cool thing. So get off your ath, let's do some math.Math, math, math, math, math. Three minus four is?58.D ewey Finn: [raising his first three fingers] Read between the lines!59.D ewey Finn: [seeing bus and students] No way! That's so punk rock.60.D eweyFinn: Does anyone have the guts to tell me off? Huh?61.D eweyFinn: Its gonna be a really tough project, you're gonna have to useyour head, your mind and your brain too.62.E leni: The Bumblebees?63.E leni: The Koala Bears?64.F rankie: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?65.F rankie: Yea, that's cause he couldn't play anything else!66.F reddy Jones: Okay... shut the hell up!67.F reddy Jones: Shut the hell up Schneebly.68.F reddy: Are we going to be goofing off like this everyday?69.F reddy: Burn stuff?70.F reddy: Come on man, we're on a mission. One great rock show can change theworld... look out the window...71.F reddy: Cool!72.F reddy: Freddy Jones.73.F reddy: I dunno.74.F reddy: I play percussion.75.F reddy: It means you're an alcoholic.76.F reddy: Ok, so are we going to be creating musical fusion everyday?77.F reddy: Shut up!78.F reddy: You wouldn't come to work with a hangover unless you were analcoholic. Dude, you got a disease!79.K atie: Cello.80.L awrence: Let's rock, let's rock, today.81.L awrence: You're fat, and you have body odor!82.M arco: Six billion?83.M arta: Nine.84.M arta: No, it's nine.85.M ichelle: How about, Pig Rectum?86.M ichelle: Mr. S? We came up with some names for the band.87.M iss Mullins and Dewey: [singing the Stevie Nicks song while doing a high-5]Sings a song, sounds like she's singing whooo! Baby whoo! Said whooo!88.M iss Mullins: Concert?89.M iss Mullins: Maybe we can make an exception!90.M iss Mullins: Sorry to interrupt, Mrs. Lemmons said that she heard musiccoming from the classroom.91.M iss Mullins: Well I went today, maybe I will go again... TOMORROW!92.M iss Mullins: Would it be... educational?93.M iss Mullins: Yes! Stevie Nicks!94.M iss Mullins: Yes, oh my gosh! No comparison!95.M iss Mullins: You know she came to town and she did a concert and she wasjust so... wild! Oh my gosh! Oh!96.R osalie Mullins: I LOVE THIS SONG!97.R osalie Mullins: Michelle!98.S pider: What's up, dog.99.S ummer: Negative one.100.Theo: You're out. This is Spider; he's replacing you.101.Tomika: So why don't you go on a diet?102.[Dewey Plays the song in the jukebox]103.[Dewey sees Miss Mullins]104.[no one raises their hands]105.[pause]。