大学英语3剧本
Part 1
(It happened twenty years ago.In the letter she said she was spending the morning at the Luxembourg and would I give her a little luncheon at Foyot’s afterwards.I was too young to have learned to say no to a woman.So,I agreed to her suggestion.)
(I was startled when the bill of fare was brought,for the prices were a great deal higher than I had anticipated.But she reassured me.)
W:I never eat anything for luncheon.
M:Oh,don’t say that.
Part 2
W:I never eat more than one thing.I think people eat far too much nowadays.A little fish,perhaps.I wonder if they have any salmon.
(I think it was early in the year for salmon and it was not on the bill of fare.)
M:Waiter.
W:Yes,Mr.
M:Do you have the salmon?
WA:Yes,a beautiful salmon had just come in,it was the first we had had. M:Take a salmon for the lady please.
WA:Ms.Do you have something while it was being cooked?
W:No,I never eat more than one thing.Unless you have a little caviare.I never mind caviare.
(My heart sank a little,I could not afford caviare,but I could not very well tell her that.)
M:Please give the Ms.caviare and give me a mutton chop.
WA:Yes,Mr.
W:I think you are unwise to eat meat.I don’t know how you can expect to work after eating heavy things like chops.I don’t believe in overloading my stomach.
(Then came the question of drink.)
W:I never drink anything for luncheon.
M:Neither do I.
W:Except white wine.These French white wines are so light and wonderful for the digestion.
M:What would you like?
W:My doctor won’t let me drink anything but champagne.
(I fancy I turner a trifle pale.)
M:Please give us half a bottle champagne,my doctor had absolutely forbidden me to drink champagne.
WA:Mr.What are you going to drink?
M:Water.
(When she is eating the caviare and the salmon,i wondered what the bill would come to.I listened to she talked gaily of art and literature and music.)
W:I see that you’re in the habit of eating a heavy luncheon.I’m sure it’s a mistake.Why don’t you follow my example and just eat one thing?I’m sure you’d feel ever much better for it.
M:I am only going to eat one thing.
WA:Do you need some more?
W:No,no,I never eat anything for luncheon.Just a bite,as an excuse for conversation.Unless they had some of those giant asparagus.I should be sorry to leave Paris without having some of them.
(My heart sank.I had seen them in the shops,they were horribly expensive.) M:Madame wants to know if you have any of those giant asparagus. WA:Of course.We have some so large,so splendid,so tender,it was a marvel. W:I’m not in the least hungry,but if you insist I don’t mind having some asparagus.
M:Order some of those asparagus please.
WA:OK,Mr.Wait for a moment.
W:Aren’t you going to have any?
M:No,I never eat asparagus.
W:Oh,you eat so many meat.
(When waiting for the asparagus to be cooked.Panic seized me.It was not a question now how much money I should have left over for the rest of the month,but whether I had enough to pay the bill,what should I do.) (The asparagus appeared.They are enormous,juicy,and appetising.At last she finished.)
M:Coffee?
W:Yes,just an ice-cream and coffee.
(I was past caring now.)
M:Give me a cup of coffee, and a cup of coffee and an ice cream to the lady.
WA:OK,Mr.
M:Are you still hungry?
W:Oh,no,I’m not hungry;you see,I don’t eat luncheon.I have a cup of coffee in the morning and then dinner,but I never eat more than one thing for luncheon.I was speaking for you.
M:Oh,I see.
(Then the terrible thing happened.)
W:You see,you’re filled your stomach with a lot of meat,and you can’t eat any more.But I’ve just had a snack and I shall enjoy a peach. Part 3
(The bill came,when I paid it I found that I had only money for this and than I left 3 francs to the waiter.After that ,we walked out of the restaurant together.）
W:follow my example,and never eat more than one thing for luncheon. M:I will do better than that,i will eat nothing for dinner tonight.
W:Humorist! You are quite a humorist!
(But I have had my revenge at last,I do not believe that i am a vindictive man,but when the immortal gods take a hand in the matter it is pardonable to observe the result with complacency.Today she weights twenty-one stone.）
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The Tale of Aladdin Characters: Aladdin, Genie, Jasmine, and Sultan Scene 1 旁白: Welcome to my store. What are you in need of today? What about this (Hold up a strange item) Or this? (Holds up another item) Or look at this… (Holds the third item) Wait don’t go… I can see that you are only interested in special things. Why not co nsider this? (He pulls out the magic lamp) This… this is no ordinary lamp! It once changed a young man's life. His name was Aladdin. SCENE 2（白 when Aladdin is on the way home） Aladdin:(Notices the lamp) Hey wh at’s this? (He picks it up) W o w… it’s so dirty. (He rubs the lamp clean) Genie: (Genie appears. Aladdin is astonished.后退，倒下，惊叫，向门外逃被无形的 力量牵住) Who are you and why call me from my lamp? Aladdin: please don’t kill me，I’m Ala ……Aladdin. Ah… I am sor ry to disturb you(Genie interrupt Genie: (Bows to Aladdin) I am the genie of the lamp and I will obey you. I will do anything you ask. What is your command?
大学生道德情景剧剧本
背景：大学生本应意气风发，至筹已满，但是，如今的大学校园里，很多人对前途是迷茫的，丧失了理想，得过且过，他们逃课，然后考试抱着及格就行的心态。 时间：某次考试前几天。 地点：某女生宿舍 人物：老大、老二、老三、小四 道具：三张椅子、一张桌子、几本书 开场：考试前老三坐在桌前认真的复习着，老大坐在一边嗑着瓜子，老二和小四则抱着手机，一个打电话，一个听音乐。 老大：三啊！怎么这么认真呢？考试嘛！只要及格就行，你平时已经很认真了，及格对你来说肯定没有问题，所以不用这么认真啦！ 老二：是嘛！三，及格就行，多一分是浪费。不要那么认真啦，我们聊天啊！ 老三：不是，我?????? （突然被小四打断，小三则低下头继续复习） 小四：就是啊，老三。我们聊天吧！不如就聊聊我们高中时的考试吧。像你这样的乖宝宝应该没有做过弊吧。对于作弊我可是有着一定的心得的。 老二：哎???让我来和你们分享下我的作弊生涯吧。有一次期末考试数学题目巨难。最后一道20分的大题一点头绪也没有。手里一边做着76+20的算术，嘴里一边念念有词：“20分的大题如果答对了，及格就没有问题了”。然后我看了一下手表还有最后的15分钟，觉得不能再等了，于是悄悄的拿了一张纸，在纸上写道：最后一道大题你会不会？在瞄准目标前又浪费了5分钟，终于等监考老师转身之际我找到了个机会把它扔了出去。 老四:切，你作弊的水平这么低啊??? 老二：等我说完好不好，那张纸条幸好纸条落到了我瞄准的对象那里，她也我们班上前几名的。在煎熬的等待中又过了5分钟，终于她把纸条传了回来，当时你知道吗，我心里的那个激动啊！心情那个澎湃啊！ 老大：结果嘞？抄到没？ 老二：哎???（竖起两根手指）只有两字。 老大、小四：哪两字？ 老二：我会！ 老大、小四：哈哈??? 老三：（抬头看着她们）你们快看一会儿书吧！待会儿就考试了。 老大：恩。不过说来也奇怪，上了大学之后，就没想过考试要作弊，这是为什么呢？ 老三：那是因为现在没有升学的压力，而且都是靠自已，老师也不会像高中时那样一天到晚都盯着你。还有就像你们所说的考试及格就行，多一分是浪费，所以啊大家就这样学学及格就行。 老大：肯定的呀~ 必须及格呀，是吧老二（边说着坏笑着看着老二） 老二：嘿嘿，大哥咱们这次可真是必须要互相合作呀。 老四：合作什么东西？你们知道哥当年高中英语怎么过来的么？每次坐我前面那伙计我压根就不认识。可是最后他答案都会跑我试卷上来！哈哈这叫充分发挥自我能动性！ 老大老二：切~你就净吹牛吧~ （老三这是觉得宿舍里有些吵闹，就抱这书本去阳台了） 老大：（看见老三出去了）哎，估计还嫌我们吵到他了呢，其实到时候估计还没我们考的好呢！是吧老二。
英语搞笑话剧剧本
英语搞笑话剧剧本-A Story about Love and Stinky Feet 从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。 有一天她来到"香国" 。她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。 有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。 最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。 最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。 人物 Ada: Little girl Candy: Queen Evander: King Evelyn Joel: Prince Rita: Singer /Woman Yilina: Witch Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet. There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
大学英语话剧表演
The Taxi Driver 自动087 ———Miracle
角色： 孙兆琪-Narration（旁白） 张咏华-Robber 王洪万-Girl 贾长鑫-Police 于亮-Driver（Tommy）① 高越- Driver（Tommy）② 王阳-Ghost student Narration：This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day and lose his life. First, he carries a girl who wants to harass him. Second, he carries a robber and the robber shot and killed，then his Ghost meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student. 第一幕：于亮-Driver（Tommy）①王洪万-Girl Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go? G irl: I’m going to the South Mountain, please. Tommy: Ok, South Mountain , no problem. Um? I remember t here’s only a North Mountain. A re you sure you’re going to South Mountain? G irl: Um, I’m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later. G irl: How old are you? Are you married? You’re probably not married since
搞笑英语话剧剧本5-7人--心碎
Heart broken Billing： XiMenchuixue YeGucheng HuaManlou King PanJinlian Narratage/soldier N：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches . Y与X相遇． Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you ! X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name? Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you? X: I am XiMenchuixue. Y:Ah??? XiMenchuixue? X: Yes, what’s wrong? Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu. X: Great, you know me ! Y: But your wife is my first lover. X: What??? Y抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go! X:No, I must kill you ! Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old son to be looked after by me! X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know? Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me! X: 拔刀砍向Y (Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去) X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that? Y: Just drink it! X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha. Y: Do you still want to kill me? X: Sure! Milk is milk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!? X:I’m sure I won’t! Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0! X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !
大学生英语短剧剧本(4人)
Scene ⅰ: 地点（at campus） 人物：kevin Jason and Rita Jason: Oh ,I’m sorry ,are you ok ? 对不起，你还好吗？ Rita: How familiar! 好眼熟啊！ J: you pick? 是你捡的吗？ Kevin: Shut up ！谁说的！ R and J: Kevin ? 是Kevin 吗？ K: Jasson ? Rita ? Rita:Kevin! Do you know ? I miss you so much. we have lost much romantic without you 你知道吗? 我太想你了kevin,没有你我们少了很多浪漫 Jason:It’s so nosiy here ,let’s find a quiet place to talk.这里太吵了，我们找个安静的地方聊吧 K to R: Is it convenient for you to share your department with me during my finding job?在我找工作期间方便让我住你的宿舍吗? R: Sure ,no problem,as long as avoid dormitory administrator当然没问题,只要躲过宿管就可以了 J: But why? What happened to you ? I thought that after graduation you will live well.但是为什么啊？你怎么了？我以为你毕业后会过的很好
R: You’re such a dream catcher .why are you come back to the place where you were sick of?你那么有梦想的人，怎么还要回到你曾经连做梦都不爽的地方？ K: Because no money ,no job,even there’s no place to live.Nothing at all. 因为我没钱、没工作，甚至连住的地方都没有，一无所有。R：Impossible !这不可能！ K: This is what happened…事情是这样的。。。 Scene ⅱ: (at kevin’s home) 人物：Kevin , land lady Marry M: Open the door, open the door.开门开门 K: What’s wrong ？Marry？有事吗Marry? M: Look,you must be paid as rent, You’ve defaulted if for 6 months. Not only didn’t I take your deposit,but also I disbursed ultilities for half a year. I’m enough of it .pay of f your bills ,right now.听着，你现在必须付房租，你已经拖6个月了，我不仅没收你押金，连水电都帮你垫付了半年。我受够你了，付清账单，现在，马上，立刻，马上！ K: please, I have no money now. Look , I only eat the cheap bread for food . 拜托，我现在真的没钱。看，我只能吃这种廉价的食物。M: Wow , turn to black , is it my dog’s food ? 哇，都变色了！是我家狗的食物吗？