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English Drama Peacocks Southeast Traveling
2013.10.18
Background
We have known many Greek tragedies in the past one month. In fact, there are so many tragedies in the Chinese traditional culture. So we team consider shooting a film about Chinese tragedies. When we were middle school students, we all knew some sentimental love stories and looked forwards to love. We like story such as Butterfly Lovers(梁祝), Peacocks Southeast Traveling（孔雀东南飞）, The Legend of White Snack（白蛇传）and The Cowherd and the Girl Weaver（牛郎织女）. We Chinese all like happy ending.Then we’ll shoot a film about Peacocks Southeast Traveling that has a new story and a happy ending .
Character
焦仲卿Johnny (J for short)
刘兰芝Lunch (L for short)
焦母Johnny’s mother (JM for short)
刘母Lunch’s mother (LM for short)
丫鬟Servant Girl（SG for short）
太守之子Mayor’s son (MS for short)
强盗Burglars (A B and C)
Prologue
(焦刘的父母坐在一起讨论他俩的婚事，吵得不可开交)
LM：Do you have a big house? Do you have an expensive car? Do you have enough money? My daughter——Lunch can do everything. She can play the piano and her teacher is Richard Clayderman. She can play Go(下围棋) and her teacher is Guli.She have a masterful Calligraphy and her teacher is Wang Xizhi. She can draw well and her teacher is Qi Baishi. I spent all my things on her .Do you know ?(很鄙视的看着J，不屑与之交谈)
J：Oh, my father-in-law, I ....（很委屈）
LM: Never interrupt me and don’t call me mother-in-law.
J : OK. My mother-in-law. Oh sorry. I love Lunch and I have a heart that is full of her.（深情的看着兰芝，乞求的看着LM）
L：Dad，I love Johnny. He is a kind and gentle man. He can do everything for me. That’s enough. I must marry him or I’ll die.(坚定的看着彼此)
JM : OK OK OK. Please... I don’t force you to do such a thing.
Act1
(几经周折焦刘终于结婚了，他们的生活就这样开始，是甜蜜还是悲伤？)
L：Johnny! Johnny! Where are my socks?（揉着惺忪的眼，披着散乱的头发）J: Here you are.(从厨房赶紧跑出来找袜子)
L：Johnny! Johnny! Where are my clothes?
J: Here you are.(刚要去厨房继续做饭)
L：Johnny! Johnny! Where are my shoes?
J: Lunch , my dear. I’m preparing the breakfast .Cann’t you do it yourself?(一股煎蛋的焦味袭来，赶忙跑去厨房处理)
L: Terrible Johnny, you don’t love me. I will go my home!
J: Oh dear, don’t go away. I am just cooking and I have no time doing that. L: That’s excuse. I don’t want to hear. I’ll go.
JM: Lunch! Stop! It’s your fault. Since you married my son, you have behaved so badly. You have been so rude,so brusque,so lazy....(拄着拐杖走出)
L: He promised me to do everything for me.
JM: You should do what you should do!(很生气的骂道)
L: You blame me! My father is not willing to scold me. I‘m leaving.(打开门往外跑)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,)
L: Mum, I’m back!
LM: You are back? Why? What happened?
L: I was kicked out by mother–in-law. She and her son blamed me.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See! I have already told you! When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny, I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor, but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself…
L: But,mum…
LM: Never interrupt me!
L: Mum,I‘m not interrupting you. I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl! Just now, I met the mayor’s son in the market. He said:“If you daughter haven’t been married, I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again, I’ll go and tell him.
L(惊愕):What? The mayor’s son? I just know he is the most famous play-boy in the neighborhood. Oh year, I’ll play many interesting toys.(很憧憬)
Act3
(Lunch家中，丫鬟和兰芝谈起太后之子)
SG：Miss Lunch, don’t you know mayor’s son have got a divorce? His wife is virtuous and capable, but is not good-looking. She did everything for him. Mayor’s son just like your appearance.(很嫌弃的说出)
L:Nani？(日语，意为什么)Why didn't you say that earlier! I have undertaken my mom that I’ll marry whom ever you want me to. I miss Johnny.(很后悔对妈妈说的那些话，突然很想念J)
(Johnny家中，仲卿一如往常的做早饭，已经忘记兰芝走了)
J: Lunch, my dear ,get up and have breakfast.
J(等了半天，没人回应): What are you doing, dear ?
JM: My son, Lunch has gone. She is terrible. Let her go.
J: Mom, I love her and I don’t want her leave me. I’ll go to her home. I miss Lunch.(抬头仰望天空)
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A: Hey you! Stop and listen to us!The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B: And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C: If you want to go by this street,(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C: Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出１角硬币):Is 1 jiao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A: What bad luck! This guy is poor!
B: If we cannot rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C: I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Lunch next month. We can go and rob the wedding!
A&B: Good idea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married? It’s impossible!
AB&C: Why?A pretty girl and a rich man, what a good couple!
J: But Lunch is my wife! We haven’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea! You are going to rob the wedding, don’t you? I’ll go with you. You take the money and I take the bride.
B: Have you got any experience?
J: No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄１，０００，0００)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J: Hey you! Stop and listen to us!
A: The road is built by me!
B: And I planted one tree.
C: If you want to go by this street.
J: Give us all your money!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey, how are you?
L(哭状):I hurt a lot!
J: Don’t cry baby. I am here.(拥抱L，让她依偎)
L: I am sorry ,darling. I am aware that I was wrong. I’ll be a good wife.(在J怀里哭泣)
（灯光暗，落幕）
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孔雀东南飞的剧本 剧中人物（按出场顺序）： 1 、焦母-- 焦仲卿之母，一个典型的封建卫道士，忌妒心极强。 2 、刘兰芝-- 庐江小吏焦仲卿之妻，一个孝顺而又知书答礼的女子。 3 、焦仲卿-- 刘兰芝之夫，庐江小吏，对爱情至死不渝，但又无法改变自己的命运。 4 、刘母-- 刘兰芝之母，一个无主见的家庭妇女。 5 、兰芝兄-- 刘兰芝的长兄，见钱眼开，贪图富贵而不顾一切。 6 、兰芝嫂-- 刘兰芝的大嫂。忌妒、狡猾而又心狠手辣。 【旁白】故事发生在东汉末期，一对原本恩爱的夫妻，被生生拆散，两人为了保全彼此的爱情，最终双双殉情而死。这样凄美的故事，在今日读来也令人感到痛彻心肺，我们宁愿相信他们并不是死去，而是在天上重新开始了他们幸福美满的生活。所以我们希望通过这样的演绎方式，让大家再一次去体味爱的真谛…… 第一场分离 【旁白】（舒缓的音乐）焦仲卿和刘兰芝结婚三年，一直恩恩爱爱，相敬如宾。可惜焦母对这个儿媳不满，尽管兰芝日夜操劳，仍然不能让这位婆婆满意。后来，焦仲卿在衙门里谋了个差使，常常不能回家，焦母则更加变本加厉，百般刁难。这一天，焦母又把兰芝叫到房中。[ 响起乌云滚滚，天地变色的音乐] 焦母（气急败坏的）：兰芝，兰芝！ 刘兰芝：请问母亲，你有什么吩咐！ 焦母：现在你即是我的儿媳，那就应该听我的话！ 兰芝：儿媳当然要听母亲的话。 焦母：现在我儿已经去府里当差去了，我又年老体弱，你可要为家里多操心才是！ 兰芝：谨从母命！ 焦母：（不高兴地看了看她，实在找不出什么错处来，但是心里有愤恨不已）为什么，为什么我的儿子不娶那秦家的姑娘，你可知道人家可比你强万倍，强千倍呢！ 兰芝：（为难自语）我…… 焦母：为什么？为什么我的儿子会违背我的意思，你不过是一个普通的采桑女，而那秦家的女儿贤慧漂亮！知书达理！你跟她一比，就象星星和月亮，烛光和太阳一样！
搞笑英语话剧剧本
搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿 旁白 道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。 第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠 旁白：Aquietvillageiscoveredwithwhitesnow. Birdsaredancinginthecold. Amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep. Windiscominginsilence. Anothermysteriousmanapproaches. Y与X相遇． X：oH,Iamsorrytoknockyou! Y:,Nevermindbaby. X:Excuseme，whoareyouonearthCouldyoutellmeyourname？ Y:,Iwon’tchangemyname!’mthemostfamous——？ X:Iamximenchuixue. Y惊讶:Ar,ximenchuixuethebestMartialArts？ X:Great,youknowme!Todayisyourdeaddate! Y抱腿：Please,please……Don’tkillme!Letmego! X:No,Imustkillyou! Y:I don’! X:Noway!Becausewearefightingnow!youknow？ Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don’tforceme!
X:Pardon! (Y拿出一袋牛奶) X抢过牛奶:milk,verygood!？ Y:pleasedrinkit! X喝完牛奶:Thanks, Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme？ X:Sure,must!Milkismilk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood!verygood!Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!？ X:I’msureIwon’t! Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfI don’tbeatyout histime,you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1! X捂着肚子，蹲下（做痛苦状）：Oach,Oach! Y大笑：HaHa……themilkisexceedthetimelimit （一人路过，x起身跑过去） X可怜状:excuseme!Help,help,Whereisthewashroomplease,tellme. Y:Oh,Isee,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad! X:Thanks,byebye. Y:byebye(以胜利者的语气，转头,看见花满楼) Y:Whoareyou？ H:Hua—man—-lou!Haveyouseenximenchuixue？ Y:Yes,hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC”. H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld! Y:Youareright! H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor!doyouwantjoininusIfyoufollowmyking,hewillgive whatyouwant. Y:Yes,It’sverygood. H:Ok,followme,Let’sgotoseemy king!
孔雀东南飞剧本中文版
孔雀东南飞中文版剧本 剧本部分（共六幕） 焦仲卿（卿） 刘兰芝（芝） 焦母（焦母） 刘母（刘母） 太守之子（太子） 结巴强盗（结巴盗） 方言强盗（方言盗） 娃娃音强盗（娃娃音盗） 【序幕】 旁白：很久很久很久以前，有一个叫焦仲卿的三无屌丝——无名无钱无权，同时还是一个妻管严重症患者。当然，如果你问他，他更愿意回答你，他不是害怕他老婆，而是尊重她。（卿作被打状跑上台，内砸出一卷纸筒，卿被打中，狼狈不堪） 卿：别人都说我在我老婆面前弱的跟个小鸡仔儿一样。呸，才不是呢，我就像只老虎一样雄壮威武！（小声）只不过我老婆一直都处于武松模式…… （指着上台处的门大声道）大爷我才不怕你呢！ （内砸出一脸盆，卿接住当成盾牌护着头）芝芝我错了，消消气，大爷给你笑一个~（谄媚状笑） （《我在那一角落患过伤风》响起，唱词响起之前做悲痛状，随着“daladaladala”响起开始自白）我老婆有个华丽丽的名字，叫做刘兰芝，她是方圆千里之内最出名的女人。她比我霸气，比我聪明，还比我壮硕。这些我都不在乎，我就只想她能对我温柔点儿。但是她好凶残的！每天在家里对着这样一个母夜叉，简直就像活在地狱里！（停） （内又砸出一卷纸筒，击中卿） 苍天啊，大地啊，哪路神仙来拯救我啊！（下） 【第一幕】 （序幕结束时，焦母作窃听状） 旁白：焦仲卿的母亲一点儿也不喜欢这个媳妇儿。她认为，女人就该文文静静的，相夫教子，三从四德，大门不出二门不迈，每天在家埋头做家务带孩子，事事都要听从丈夫的安排，指东不往西，说二不做一。更何况不孝有三，无后为大，刘兰芝和自己的儿子结婚两年到现在都没有生孩子，还说现在家里经济条件不行，社会经济状况不好，工资低物价贵，居然还要晚点儿再生，这让焦母非常不爽。 焦母（拄拐棍上）：我来拯救你！ （对门内）兰芝！兰芝！你死哪儿去了！ 芝（扎着围裙，拿着锅铲，从门内跳出来）：这儿呢这儿呢！老妈你干啥呀？ 焦母：我都告诉你多少次了，不要叫我老妈，要叫我女王大人！
家庭特困学生申请书范文
家庭特困学生申请书范文 每年都会给高中生发放助学金，然而在落实中，却出现了令人扼腕叹息的情况。 按要求，“资助对象主要是普通高中家庭经济困难的学生，并优先资助孤残学生、城乡低保家庭或持《特困职工证》家庭的学生、革命烈士或因公牺牲军人子女、少数民族家庭经济困难学生、因遇天灾人祸或重大疾病造成家庭特别困难的学生等。”平均有15%的学生能领到补助，一般是按班级分配名额，以班主任来确定领取人员。 在具体的操作中，出现了这样的情况：有的班主任让全体同学都写助学金申请表，最后自己定夺，只是根据学生的书面申请决定名额，不调查不走访；有的班主任把名额扩大，比如本来班级里有十个名额，他打算给二十个同学助学金，填表的时候仍然是十个同学填表，发放的时候把钱平均分配给二十个同学；有的班主任碍于情面，把熟人的、亲戚的以及关系户的子女安排进来，挤走真正的贫困生；有的班主任不看家庭条件，只看学习成绩，成绩好的就给，成绩不好的就不给，理由是“他不争气给也没有用”；还有的班主任综合各种因素来发放，如是否遵守记录，能否在管理班级方面做贡献等……
以上种种情况都违反了相关规定，但是由于把关不严，出现了一些同学领到助学金之后便去买手机、大吃大喝的不良现象，那些真正贫困的学生领到的钱却少之又少。更可恶的是，一些人对这点利益也盯上了，想方设法和班主任“交流沟通”，甚至出现了请吃请喝的现象；一些学校领导也向班主任暗示“关系户”。 当然，这是七八年前的事了，不知现在有没有改进。 大学奖学金申请书敬爱的领导：我是**学院**级****专业二年级的在读学生，来到**大学一年多的时间里，我一直在各个方面严格要求自已，作为一个学生我努力地学习科学知识，弥补自身的不足。此外在大学期间，我特别注意各方面的均衡发展，锻炼自已在各方面的能力，积极的参加学校的各种活动，协调协作能力较强。三好学生的标准是德、智、体、美、劳全面的发展,一直以来这都是我努力的方向和目标。在大学的这段时间里,我一步步地朝这个目标在前进,在努力，全面认识自己，提高自己，不断在学习中增长知识，不断在人生旅途中陶冶情操，不断在社会实践中磨练意志。在思想政治方面,我积极向上，热爱祖国，热爱中国共产党，拥护中国共产党的领导，积极响应中国共产主义青年的号召，在大一的时候,就主动递交了入党申请书,并参加党校学习，在党校学习的那段时间里，我认真地学习“ ___”的重要思想,以理论知识来武装自己,通过党校的学习，她我刻地体会到党员所肩负的重责,成为一名党员,
英语话剧《孔雀东南飞》剧本--完美版
英语话剧《孔雀东南飞》剧本--完美版
Wanders every five miles 《孔雀东南飞》英语话剧 ----------------------10级生物制药班 角色：焦仲卿Johnny(J for short) 刘兰芝Lunch(L for short) 焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short) 刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short) 太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short) 强盗Burglars(ABandC) Act1 J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is Wu Song. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you! (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J) My God!Who can help me?(下) (JM作窃听状) JM(拄拐棍上):I can! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum? JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. L :OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up? JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Never interrupt me! L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……
英语搞笑话剧剧本
英语搞笑话剧剧本-A Story about Love and Stinky Feet 从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。 有一天她来到"香国" 。她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。 有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。 最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。 最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。 人物 Ada: Little girl Candy: Queen Evander: King Evelyn Joel: Prince Rita: Singer /Woman Yilina: Witch Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet. There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
孔雀不愿东南飞
1君生我未生，我生君已老 薛米读大三的那一年，课程很少，有大把大把的时间用来吃饭聊天，购物逛街，或者谈恋爱。春天，白玉兰开的一树又一树，全宿舍的女孩子都提着裙角兴奋地跑下楼去，她们有罗密欧等在楼下，骑二八自行车，载她们摇晃着穿行在校园。 剩薛米一个人抱着厚厚的小说宅在宿舍，浇浇花，扫扫地，晒晒被子。一宿舍的姐妹们说，薛米，该推销推销自己了，咱们已经是下市的白菜论斤卖了，比不得大一的师妹们水灵。薛米笑笑不说话，反客为主送货上门的爱情，薛米不干，女孩子还是矜持一点的好。 薛米摇头浇花的空隙，初年在楼下喊，“薛米，薛米，有你的信件！”一宿舍的女孩子像鸟一样呼啦一下子挤在阳台，初年仰起的脸白皙微红，浓浓的眉毛好看的眼睛盛了满满的笑。“师姐们，让薛米下来啊！” 初年读大二，碰到和薛米一样读大三的女生，都会认认真真地叫师姐，可是对薛米，他把腰杆挺得笔直，字正腔圆，就叫薛米。薛米跑下楼，接过信件，说谢谢。初年还是会问，“薛米，谁写来的信啊？”薛米握紧手中的信，踮起脚尖，拍一下初年的脑门，“小孩子家家的，不该问的别问。”初年一脸的不高兴，别过头去，打掉薛米的手。 其实薛米只比初年大10个月。10个月，并不像诗里说的，君生我未生，我生君已老。 2孔雀东南飞，五里一徘徊 大学里读文科的男生本就很少，读中文系的男生更是少上加少，而像初年这样俊朗美目风度翩翩的男生就是如获至宝。 一年一度的迎新晚会，中文系的话剧排练愁煞众人，男主角的挑选太过乏善可陈。初年入学的那个秋天，中文系话剧的剧目是《孔雀东南飞》，迎新的师姐说，从瞄到初年的
那一刻起，焦仲卿就在众人的心里复活。子曰：“质胜文则野，文胜质则史，文质彬彬，然后君子。” 初年是文质彬彬的君子。 薛米把改好的剧本交给“焦仲卿”和“刘兰芝”，然后静坐在一边等两位主角的提问和建议再做修改。初年把剧本看得飞快，像发现了新大陆一样兴奋地对薛米喊，“你写得真好！”演刘兰芝的女生和薛米同班，她拍了拍初年的肩膀，“小子，这是咱们系的才女，你得多学着点，还不叫师姐？”初年灿若星辰的眼眸忽然一转，一副书生的风流倜傥作揖行礼，“小姐，初年有礼了。”光线模糊的排练厅下，薛米的脸微微红了，她把剧本高高举起遮了脸庞，“初年师弟，有劳了。” 窗外，秋天的梧桐叶渐渐泛黄，一片一片零星飘落，化为春泥。书上说，孔雀东南飞，五里一徘徊。 3今若遣此妇，终老不复取 薛米读大二时已见过不少轰动的表白：艺术传媒学院的男生会抬一架黑色的钢琴，在女生宿舍楼下流水奏歌；化学系的男生会买上千打的蜡烛围成硕大的心，激情点燃；物理系的男生会捧着大把的氢气球和玫瑰花。他们像是八仙过海各显神通一定要虏获女生的心。 初年和薛米一同经过某栋女生宿舍楼，看到这样激烈的表白场景时，薛米摇摇头笑了，初年则是目瞪口呆，继而饶有兴趣。薛米踮起脚尖，拍了一下初年的头，“师弟，走了！”是的，站在初年身边的薛米，侧侧头恰好可以靠上初年的肩膀。 如果不是饰演刘兰芝的女生在上台时扭到脚踝，薛米也不会摊上这档子破事。什么破事？迎新晚会还有两天开幕在即，女主角却只能务必换人。中文系美女如云，各个聪慧过人，演刘兰芝是一顶一的好，数来数去也数不到薛米。可是大家都摆手不干，那么一大段一
孔雀东南飞英文剧本
剧本部分 焦仲卿Johnny（J）刘兰芝Lunch（L） 焦母Johnny’s mother（J）刘母Lunch’s mother（LM） 太守之子Mayor’s son（MS）强盗Burglars（A B C） Prologue 旁白：Long long ago, there was a young man called Jonny, He has no achievement and no money. And he has an uncontrolled wife. He is very afraid of his wife - in other word, he respect his wife, if you are willing to think so. （J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪） J: Everybody says that I’m hen pecked, but in fact, I’m as strong as a tiger,（小声）while my wife is WuSong. （指着上台处的门大声道）I’m not afraid of you! （内砸出一脸盆,Ｊ接住当成盾牌护着头）Then, I’m afraid of whom? （《我在那一角落患过伤风》响起，唱词响起之前做悲痛状，随着“daladala”响起开始自白）My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood. She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me. All I don’t care. I only want her to be tender than me. But she is not! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell! （停） （内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J） My God! Who can help me? （下） Act1 （序幕结束时,JM作窃听状） 旁白：The mother-in-law doesn’t like Lunch. She always thinks that women should have quiet and work hard, everything all want to listen to their own husbands. And Lunch have borne no children until now, it made her very dissatisfied. JM（拄拐棍上）:I can! （对门内）Lunch! Lunch! Where are you? L（扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来）:I’m here! What’s up mum? JM: I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. L: OK. My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up? JM: Since you married my son you have behaved so badly. You have been so rude, so brusque, and so lazy…… L: But…… JM: Never interrupt me! L: Never interrupt me! Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny, I have been working hard all day long, cooking and washing. I have raised soft pigs and ducks and chicken and…… JM: But all those you have done are not valuable unless you have a son! L（生气地挥动着锅铲）:Oh, you want a grandson, don’t you?（开始解围裙）Go and ask your son. I’m leaving! （扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下）
英语搞笑短剧剧本
三打白骨精 Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） J: This is…..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King!