破产姐妹_双语剧本_第一季_第2集

破产姐妹第一季第二集Hi, ready to order?

准备好点餐了吗

Do you have anything that's really special?

你们有什么特色[菜]说来听听

Not according to my high school guidance counselor.

我高中辅导员说我没有特色

I'll have the veggie plate.

那我要个蔬菜拼盘

But instead of beets, I want kale. 不要甜菜换甘蓝

And instead of broccoli, more kale. 不要花椰菜再放点甘蓝

I want the veggies steamed.

蔬菜要用蒸的And instead of dressing, I want

lemons.

色拉调料改用柠檬代替

Don't you need to write this down?

你怎么还不动笔记下来啊

I'm afraid if I start writing that down,

现在只有心情写遗书

it'll turn into a suicide note.

因为要被烦死了

I'm assuming this table's gonna

have a lot more of those requests.

我猜你们都会这么点餐吧

Yes, I could tell by the hats.

没错看你们那帽就知道是事儿精

Earl, I have something new I want

you to try.

厄尔我有新东西想你尝尝

That's the exact same sentence

正是因为这句话

that got me hooked on cocaine in

the '80s.

我才会在几十年前染上吸毒的恶习

It's my new cupcake flavor.

我说的是蛋糕的新口味啦

Delicious dark chocolate the ladies

can't help but love.

女人无法抗拒的美味黑巧克力口味

I'm calling it "The Earl."

我把它称为"黑伯爵厄尔"

I know you got that right.

说得好

Hi, I'm here.

我来了

I was running late so I decided to

hail a cab.

本来我以为要迟到了想说打个的吧And then I remembered I didn't have any money on me.

然后才想起我没带钱

And then I remembered I didn't have any money at all.

接着意识到我现在是两袖清风的穷光蛋So I walked the whole way here.

所以我不辞辛苦地走来上班

The apartment's three blocks away. 我家到这里才隔三条街

Yes, I know.

我知道

Three blocks and 15 "hola chicas" away.

三条街外加十五声"哟呵妹子"那么远Well, you can't be late again.

你不能再迟到了I'm already worried about me being

late...

我够烦我每个月迟到的...

every month.

大姨妈了

On my way here, a homeless man

asked me for money.

在我来的路上一位无家可归的流浪汉

向我讨钱

And I told him that I usually always

give,

我跟他说通常我都会慷慨解囊

but that my father was indicted in a

Ponzi scandal

但我的父亲因为非法敛财而被起诉了

and I've lost my family fortune and

my Manhattan townhouse,

我们家产没了曼哈顿豪宅也没了

so I've been sleeping on a couch in

Brooklyn, but,

还得在布鲁克林区朋友家的沙发过夜

in spite of it all, I'm still optimistic

尽管世事无常但我还是对于

that you and I will achieve success

开小蛋糕店持乐观态度

in our exciting new cupcake

business venture.

并坚信未来将会取得成功

And look what he gave me!

瞧看他给了我啥

You took money from a homeless

man?

你连流浪汉的钱都拐啊

I prefer to think of Bob near the

bridge as our first investor.

应该说是桥边的鲍勃入股投资才对

Pickup! Special sandwich.

上菜特制三明治

I can think of even more special sandwich.

我还想到一种更妙的三明治

You, me and the hot blonde giraffe. 你我金发长颈鹿夹一起

Well, she recently lost her dignity, 她破产后尊严全没了

so you might have a shot.

搞不好她会愿意屈就

Hello today!

今天好啊

I have nametag for you.

我给你做了个名牌

Only your second day and look, nametag already.

你才来第二天我就给你备好名牌了As new owner, I am killing it.

这新东家当的太牛逼了

Thank you.

谢谢

Oh, it says "Carolin."

上面写的是"卡洛淋"

It's Caroline. With an "E".

我叫卡洛"琳" 是"王"字旁

I'm Caroline.

我叫卡洛琳

As new owner, I am sucking it.

这新东家当的太二逼了

Just put it on.

你就挂着就是了

You can't tell an Asian he made a

mistake.

不能告诉亚洲人他犯了错误

He'll go in the back and throw

himself on a sword.

不然等会他就去拔剑自刎了

Thank you, Mr. Lee.

谢谢你李老板

You may call me Han.

你可以叫我憨

H-a-n.

勇"敢"的"心"

No trap in my name.

好记不会错

I'm thinking we should take

我在想我们可以迈出

the first step in our new cupcake

business

我们蛋糕事业的第一步了

by writing "Max's Homemade

Cupcakes"

就在优惠餐板上

up on the specials board.

写上"麦克斯自制蛋糕"吧

No, I can't have my name up there. 不行姐的大名不能张扬

Everyone I owe money to thinks I live in Seattle.

我的债主们都以为我住在西雅图呢Oh, we used to own Seattle.

哎以前西雅图是我家的呢

Max, we've got to get the name out there.

麦克斯你的名字一定得亮相

Create a buzz.

制造名气嘛

Ooh, good idea!

好棒好棒

Let's create a buzz. 赶紧开始名气大作战

Exactly, in order to launch--

没错要想打开市场

I'm mocking you.

我是在模仿你那傻样儿

When in doubt, I'm always mocking

you.

以后别怀疑我向来都是在嘲笑你

Seriously, Max.

说真的麦克斯

This new cupcake business is our

lifeline.

这个蛋糕事业是我们的救生索

A way out for both of us.

能助我们走上脱贫致富的道路呀

And I wanna thank you again for

letting me move in.

我还想再次感谢你让我搬进你家住

If there's anything I can do to help

you--

如果有任何事我能帮得上忙的

You mean besides starting to wait

on tables?

是指除了招待客人以外的忙吗

I meant, anything I can do to help

you

我是说任何能帮你平复

through your breakup with Robbie.

和罗比分手的难过心情的事

Oh. Thanks, but I'm fine.

谢了我没事

And we're working.

而且现在是我们工作时间

Well, one of us is.

你不干活我还干呢

Are you sure you're fine?

你确定你没事吗

'Cause I heard you crying last night. 昨晚我听见你在哭

I don't cry.

我才不哭

I sold my tear ducts to an organ bank for cash two years ago.

早在两年前我就把泪腺拿去器官银行卖钱了

I was on the couch.

当时我躺在沙发上

And I heard you crying alone in your bedroom.

听到你在卧室里独自啜泣

Really? What did the crying sound like?

真的吗那哭声听起来像啥样Like... 像这样...

I wasn't crying.

我不是在哭

Well, then what were you d--

那你是在干嘛...

Oh! So none of my business.

哎哟那事我管不着

That's right.

正确

- And remember that.- Got it.

-麻烦记住这点 -收到

In fact, let's just say that anything

having to do

事实上任何有关于

with my bedroom, my tables, or my

life--

我卧室我桌子或我生活的事

you should stay away from.

你最好都别多管闲事

Boundaries. Got it.

界限明白

And please don't tell anyone at

work

而且千万不要告诉任何同事

I let you move into my apartment.

我让你搬进我家住

That is one boundary we both don't

want crossed.

一说出去后果难以想象

Why?

为什么

Hey, roomies.

嗨同居"蜜"友

That's why.

懂了吧

Hope those sheets are okay.

希望你能睡得惯这床单

Oh, don't worry about it.

不用担心

I know they're the best you could afford.

我知道你就只能买这么好的了

Not really. The good ones are on my bed.

其实不是更好的我自己用着呢

Max, that oven is so hot.

麦克斯烤箱太热了

Could you do me a favor and open the back door?

你能帮我开开后门吗

We've known each other two days 我们才认识两天

and you're already asking for back door? 你就想开我"后庭"啊

Dear God!

上帝呀

I forgot you're Equestrian Barbie.

我忘了你是骑师芭比

You came with a horse.

买芭比还附赠马一只

No.

不行

Out, horse, bad! Bad horse.

出去小马不乖哦大坏马

Chestnut.

栗宝

No need to yell, he's a champion.

没必要嚷它它可是冠军马

Champion stink bomb.

米田共臭度也是冠军

It's smelling pretty ripe out in that

yard.

整个院子臭味四溢

That's not Chestnut, that's Brooklyn.

这不关栗宝的事布鲁克林本来就这味

儿

Okay, well, I'm watching "The

Champion"

好吧我现在就看见"冠军马"

drop some steaming hot "Brooklyn"

right now.

拉出几坨热气腾腾的"布鲁克林"呢

Max, I've been thinking about how

you completely overreacted

麦克斯对于把名字写在板子上这件事

to your name up on the specials

board.

我觉得你有点反应过大了

Do you think it's a fear of success? 你觉得那是对成功的恐惧吗

I am too poor to have a fear of success.

我穷到恐惧不起成功

At Wharton Business School, we learned

我在沃顿商学院学过

that every new venture can bring up a certain amount of fear.

但凡创业都会伴随着一定的恐惧

Is there any way to do a yelp review of Wharton Business School?

Yelp 美国最大点评网站我能去Yelp网上给沃顿点个差评之类的吗

Maybe you're having a hard time imagining 或许因为没人相信过你和你的梦想

this cupcake business could ever

even happen

所以你才无法想象

because nobody ever believed in

you or your dreams.

这个蛋糕事业会有实现的一天

I'm guessing.

我瞎猜的

I can make this happen, Max.

我能帮你美梦成真麦克斯

For me, for you, for us.

为了我为了你为了我们

Just keep making those amazing

cupcakes.

你就接着烘焙超好吃的小蛋糕

And I'll do the rest till you believe.

其他我来做做到你相信为止

I believe everything you just said

我"相信"你说的每一句话

and that children are the future.

我也"相信"孩子是未来的主人翁

Max, it's me!

麦克斯是我

I know it's you.

我知道是你

You sleep with a knife under your

pillow?

你睡觉时枕头底下还藏把刀啊

It's the only home security system I

can afford.

这是我唯一付得起的家庭安保项目

And I'm a cutter.

而且割腕儿童欢乐多嘛

I can't sleep on that couch.

那沙发我睡不了

I think Ikea might be the Scandinavian word for sciatica.

我想 "宜家"是脊椎"移架"的意思吧And there's weird sounds in the street.

而且大街上有奇怪的声音

And I don't have my white noise machine.

我也没带助眠白噪音机

Well, that's Puerto Rican noise.

只是波多黎各街头艺人在瞎吹奏嘛You'll get used to it.

你听听就会习惯

Can I just lay down here and get a little sleep?

我能躺在这睡一会儿吗

I don't even let the men I sleep with sleep with me. 我的男人都不准在这睡

I can't get into your issues right now.

你的心里毛病我现在没力医

I just need to sleep!

我只是想睡觉

Fine, get in then.

好吧钻进来吧

What is that?

这是什么

Potato chips. I sleep-eat.

薯片我边睡边吃

Cool ranch and bacon?

清凉牧场培根味

Dude, they're delicious.

拜托好吃到做梦也会笑

Because of your breakup with

Robbie?

跟人分手就得自暴自弃吗

Just get in.

少废话快上来

I have to be in the city to babysit in

five hours.

我五个小时后得去市里给人看孩子呢

Oh, great, you're like a nightlight.

天啊你就像盏灯

You're so blonde.

金发亮得真晃眼

Thank you.

多谢夸奖

Max, someone's in the living room.

麦克斯有人进了客厅

Max, someone's in the bedroom!

麦克斯有人进了卧室

Robbie!

罗比

What's up, babe?

怎么了宝贝

Robbie, what are you doing here? 罗比你来这儿干嘛

We broke up.

我们已经分手了

Still?

还分着啊

Yes, still. You hit on me.

没错还分着你调戏我

And then she caught you with someone else

然后她还发现你和别人

in these very sheets.

在这张床上滚床单

Which I'm hoping she washed.

希望你洗过这床单了

Oh, I get it.

我懂了You blew me off 'cause you like the

ladies.

你跟我分手是因为你喜欢女人

Which is cool. I like the ladies, too.

没关系我也喜欢女人

And right now, it's the two ladies I

like.

而现在床上的两个女人我都喜欢

Robbie, if I were gonna go lesbian,

罗比如果我要玩百合情

she would be the last "les" I'd

"bian."

她是我最不可能"合"的那位

Listen, babe--

听我说宝贝

You really hurt her.

你伤她很深

Stop.

闭嘴

She sleep-eats trans fats thanks to

you.

都是你弄的她边睡边吃垃圾食品

Here, stuff all of these in your

mouth.

给把这些都塞进你嘴巴里

Got it, your thing. I'll be quiet.

收到你的事我闭嘴就是了

Robbie, this isn't cool at all.

罗比这样是不对的

Showing up here after what you did?

你都做出那种事了怎么还有脸回来

You go, girl.

说得好姐妹

I have something to say to you and

you had better listen.

我说的话你最好给我听清楚

What are you, the relationship ghost? 你这算什么恋情背后灵吗

Robbie, just go!

罗比你走吧

I can't say what I need to in front of the relationship ghost.

在恋情背后灵面前事请不好谈

I'll call you to come get your stuff

我会打电话叫你来拿东西

and we can talk then.

到时候再谈吧

Leave the key.

把钥匙留下

Straight up, Max, you're breaking my heart.

坦白说麦克斯你伤了我的心

You're the only woman that I feel this way about. 你是我唯一深爱的女人

Here.

给

Ladies, I don't know what's going

on here,

女士们我不知道你们俩在搞啥

but it would've been a lot sexier if I

was in it.

要是有我一定更高潮迭起

Are you okay?

你没事吧

If you wanna talk, I'm here.

如果你想倾诉我就在这儿

Can I get a hit off that?

我能尝一口吗

You think these are good?

你觉得这就算好吃吗

God, we're poor.

天啊我们真穷

Morning!

早安

It's a beautiful day.

真是美好的一天

These shades belong down.

这些帘子的职责就是遮挡阳光

From now on, think of me as a

vampire

从现在开始把我当作

without all the annoying marketing.

不用看我行销的吸血鬼

Bad news.

坏消息

A pipe broke in the street so the

water's off.

这街的水管坏了所以今天断水

Good news, when I went out to get us two coffees,

好消息是我出去给咱俩买咖啡时

I spoke to Juan and Javier, two city workers.

两个市政工人胡安和哈维尔告诉我And they assured me the water'll be on no later than 3:00.

最晚下午三点就会恢复供水

I also stopped at the health food store

我还去健康食品店

and got us a fresh-squeezed juice to split.

给咱俩买了一杯鲜榨果汁来分着喝

It's ginger-apple-strawberry.

是生姜苹果草莓味的哦

That was the name of the hooker 这屋子上一位租客的

who had this apartment before me.

卖淫艺名就是这个

What is this?

这是什么

From me.

我给你的

It says "Thanks for letting me sleep

in your bed last night."

上面写道谢谢昨晚让我睡你的床

I prefer my usual cash on the

bedside table.

在我床头柜上留点钱我会更喜欢

When I went to the cute coffee

place,

我在那家可爱的咖啡店时

I spoke to the counter girl,

Nabulangi--

我跟柜台的女孩娜不浪鸡聊了会儿

If someone named Nabulangi is

making an appearance

听以名叫娜不浪鸡的人开场的事情

in the first sentence, I have to sit

down.

请容我坐好再听

And she said her manager'll be in at

11:00.

她说她的经理十一点会来店里

So I thought I'd chanel it up,

所以我想我得换上香奈儿

walk on over there,

然后美美地走到那儿

introduce myself and your fabulous

cupcakes.

介绍自己和你美味的小蛋糕

That's exactly what I was gonna do.

我"真"的有打算这么做呢

I'm just gonna go say good-bye to Chestnut and get going.

我去跟栗宝道个别就走

You know, having only one cute outfit

跟你说哦只有一件见得人的衣服takes hours off getting dressed. 省了好几个小时的挑衣时间呢

Oh. That is a lot of fresh Brooklyn. 哇外面好多新出炉的"布鲁克林" Morning, Chestnut.

早安栗宝

It's a beautiful--

今天真是美好的...

No. Way.

不会吧

Look, Chanel Number Two. 哇屎奈儿

Tell me it's mud.

告诉我这是泥

T-tell me it's mud.

快告诉我这是泥

It's mud?

不是屎吗

What is that?

这是什么

A carrot?

胡萝卜吗

There's carrots in the mud?

泥里怎么会有胡萝卜

There's no water.

没水

Oh, get it off me, please.

帮我弄掉拜托

Please do something.

帮帮我

Just get it off me, get it off me.

快帮我弄掉帮我弄干净

Stop!

住手

This is dry-clean only.

这衣服只能干洗

Max, please, please take me

somewhere they have a hot shower,

麦克斯拜托带我去洗个热水澡吧

I beg of you.

我求您了

Calm down, it's just mud.

冷静不过是泥而已

Max, please--

麦克斯求你了

Don't touch me!

别碰我

Thank you so much for taking me to shower

你带我来你兼职的地方洗澡

at your babysitting job.

我感激不尽

Well, I didn't have much of a choice. 我也是被逼无奈

You pulled the pillow knife on me. 你都拿枕头刀来威胁我了

I'll just introduce myself to your boss

我会向主人介绍自己

and tell her what happened.

并说明情况

Look, I don't want Peach to know you were here.

我不想让琵琪知道我带你过来

This is a job. Not a meet-and-greet. 这是工作不是什么见面会

Got it.

明白

You get in there, you take a five-

minute shower,

我带你进去给你五分钟时间洗澡

clean it up and go.

整理干净就马上走人

Fine, I'll hide in the hallway till she's

gone.

好我先躲走廊等她走了再进去

No need, just follow me in.

没必要跟着我进来就行

She never really looks at me.

她从来不正眼看我

Morning!

早安

Hi, Max.

早啊麦克斯

Go!

快去

Hey, Peach.

琵琪

Uh, hair and makeup.

梳妆打扮

What's the big occasion?

要出席什么场合吗

Pilates.

去练普拉提

Max, good news.

麦克斯好消息

They found a way to make

diamonds more sparkly?

人们发明了能让钻石更闪耀的方法吗

I got Brad and Angelina a playdate

我帮布莱德和安洁莉娜找到玩伴了

with another set of twins in the building.

是楼里的另一对双胞胎

It starts in five minutes.

五分钟后见面

Cool, what are their names?

不错他们叫什么

6B.

六楼B座

Bye-bye, Brangelina.

再见布莱洁莉娜

Mommy loves you.

妈咪爱你们

Guys? Before you leave,

伙计们走之前

stop at this one.

顺便帮整整这个

Angelina could use a little help. 帮安洁莉娜整一下

Contour that neck, she's a fatty.

拿粉修修脖子吧她太肥了

Peach, come on, that's baby fat.

琵琪拜托婴儿肥很正常吧

Still, kids can be cruel.

可人家的孩子也是会以貌取人的呀

Don't you listen to your mommy,

Angelina.

别听你妈咪瞎说安洁莉娜

She never eats.

她自己老不吃东西

Oh, no, she doesn't.

对啊她自己不吃东西

Here it is.

做好了

Caroline with an "E."

有"王"字旁的卡洛"琳"

I have your new and correct

nametag.

我帮你重新做了一个正确的名牌

Oh, thank you, Han.

谢谢你憨

I've seen something I should not

have.

哎呀看到了不该看的东西

I will just put correct nametag here

on counter.

我把正确的名牌放在柜台了

So sorry, but many thank yous.

对不起但是谢谢你的"美好"

What are you doing?

你这是在干嘛

I know you said you don't want it up

there.

我知道你不想被写上去

But now that you see it...

但现在亲眼看见成品了

How does it feel?

感觉如何

It feels like you're not listening to me

感觉就是你不听话

at this job or at my other job.

去哪都不听我话

I said a five-minute shower and get out.

我说给你五分钟洗完就快闪

Did you take a nap at Peach's?

你还在琵琪家睡了一觉

The thread count was calling to me. 是高档柔软的寝具勾引我

Peach found blonde hairs in her bed 琵琪在她床上发现金发and thought her husband was

cheating on her.

还以为她丈夫搞外遇呢

Which he is, but that's not the point.

他是有乱搞没错但这不重要

You almost ruined a perfectly happy

fake marriage,

你差点毁了人家貌合神离的婚姻

and there are innocent children

involved.

而且还可能导致无辜孩子受罪

Well, I have some good news.

我有个好消息

Look, it's Nabulangi.

瞧那是娜不浪鸡

I invited her in to taste your

amazing cupcakes.

我邀她来品尝你美味的小蛋糕

And when she loves them, we'll

have an in at her bakery.

只要她喜欢我们就能进驻她的面包房

了

- Come over and say hello.- No, I

can't now.

-过去跟她打声招呼吧 -不行我现在没

空

I wanna call Robbie before we get

too busy.

我要在忙得抽不开身前打电话给罗比

Tell him when to come over and get

his stuff.

告诉他什么时候过来拿东西

Max, wait.

麦克斯等等

No, don't distract me.

别别打扰我

I wanna sound cool and hot and all like,

我想让声音听起来冷酷又性感

"You can't have me anymore, sucka."

"以后姐的身心你都得不到啦蠢蛋" Max--

麦克斯

Robbie, it's me.

罗比是我

Classy burp on your outgoing message.

录留言信息还打嗝就你这么恶心Max, I--

麦克斯我

No.

别吵I need you to come get your stuff

tomorrow.

我想你明天过来拿东西

I don't know how you've been

surviving

少了单杠和香体喷雾的日子

without your chin-up bar and Axe

body spray.

想必是度日如年吧

Max, hang up.

麦克斯挂了吧

I already called him.

我打给他过了

You called Robbie?

你打给罗比了啊

You've done so much for me.

你为我做了这么多

I wanted to do something for you,

too.

我也想帮你做点事

So I called Robbie and I had him

come over,

所以我打电话给罗比让他过来

and I gave him his stuff.

把东西都还给他了

Now you won't have to go through

with all that mess.

这样省得再勾起你的伤心事

And I think you'd be pleased, I really

let him have it.

而且我还帮你教训了他一顿开心吧

What is with you and boundaries?

你搞毛啊说好的界限呢

You're in my bed, you're in my boss'

bed,

你不但挤上我的床还睡了我老板的床and now you go and call Robbie? 现在你又擅自打电话给罗比

You're like-- you're like your big-ass horse.

你就像你就像你那头大屁股的马一样Charging in everywhere you don't belong.

在别人的地盘肆意妄为

I thought I was doing you a favor. 我以为是在帮你个忙嘛

In spite of what you say about the sounds I heard

那晚从你卧室传出的声音

coming from your bedroom the other night,

尽管你不愿意承认

I know you're upset. 我还是知道你很难过

I was masturbating.

姐当时在自慰

I love my job.

我爱死我的工作了

I need to see you outside. Now.

我们出去谈快

Don't get involved with her.

不要跟她扯上关系

She takes money from the homeless.

她连流浪汉的钱都拿

Not true, Bob's an investor.

不是这样的鲍勃是投资者

Be right back.

马上回来

Good cupcake, right?

小蛋糕不错对吧

Max, I don't know how smart that

was,

麦克斯有理智的人是绝对不会

blowing by our only potential

business contact.

把我们唯一的潜在商业伙伴吓走

You stole my breakup scene.

你把我的分手场景偷走了

The only remotely good thing about

breaking up with a guy

跟男人分手仅有的乐趣就是

is telling him how much better you

are than him

在还他东西的时候告诉他

when you give him back his stuff.

自己比他好个上千万倍

I don't know if you noticed,

我不知道你有没有注意到

but my entertainment budget is pretty low

我的娱乐预算超级有限

and I was really looking forward to that.

所以我可是相当期待这一幕

And then you went and stole it.

结果半路杀出个卡洛琳

But I guess you couldn't help it,

但我猜你是情不自禁

'cause that's what you channings do, you steal things.

你们钱宁家都是一路货色偷东西的惯犯

Interesting.

有意思

Okay, you wanted a breakup scene? 好吧你这么想要分手场景You're in one.

我现在还一个给你

I'm breaking up with you.

我要跟你分手

Oh, okay.

好啊

The cupcake business is over, the

dream is dead.

蛋糕事业终止梦想已死

Oh, I'm sure Nabulangi will be

devastated.

我肯定娜不浪鸡会很震惊的

I don't need you or your cupcakes

to survive.

我不需要靠你或你的蛋糕来生存

I'll figure something else out.

我会找到别的出路的

Because, aside from your constant

Wharton putdowns,

因为除了老被你瞧不起的沃顿学位

I'm a business genius

我还是个商业天才

and I will always land on my feet.

我一定会逢凶化吉的

Oh, really?

真的吗

'Cause today you kind of landed on

your front.

今早你还丰胸化屎呢

We're done.

我们玩完了

After work tonight, I'll get my things

and be gone.

今晚工作结束后我会打包走人的

Ooh, you gonna load up your dream-filled wheelie bag

你要拖着你满载梦想的小拖轮箱

and ride away on Sir muds-a-lot? 骑着屎粑粑爵士离开了吗

Go ahead. Be as negative as you want.

尽管嘲笑我吧想多消极就多消极

'Cause you're in charge of your own future again.

你的未来你自己看着办吧

Oh, joke's on you. I don't have a future.

白痴我穷得没未来

Max...

麦克斯

Are you up?

你醒着吗No.

不

Max, are you mad?

麦克斯你生气啦

Yes.

是

Are you up and mad?

你醒着生气呢

No and yes.

不是

Oh, your bed's so soft.

你的床好软啊

That's my boob.

那是我的胸

I know I moved out, but I came back.

我是搬走了但我又回来了

I took the rest of our dead dream

money

我把咱们死去梦想的余钱拿走了

and bought some cocktails for

myself and some people.

然后买了几杯鸡尾酒给自己和其他人

And myself.

和自己

Did you bring me back any of those?

那你有外带给我吗

'Cause I can't listen to this sober.

不先喝醉我听不下你念叨

Max...

麦克斯

I have nothing.

我一无所有

I really need the cupcake business.

我真的很需要这个蛋糕事业

I can be different.

我会改的

No, you can't.

不你不会

No, I can't.

嗯我不会

But I can be better.

但我可以进步一点

Please?

求你了

Please, let's do this.

求你了咱们放手去做吧

I know you have a fear of success. 我知道你对成功有恐惧

You do, because no one ever believed in your dreams.

你之所以这样是因为没人相信你的梦想

But I believe in your dreams.

但我相信We have a dream.

我们有个梦想

God, you are so drunk.

天啊你好醉

So you probably won't even

remember this.

所以你估计不会记得这段话

I'm sorry I said that stuff about your

father.

抱歉我这么说你父亲

Did you hear me?

你听见了吗

Max, are you up?

麦克斯你醒着呢吗

Hey, do you have any more of those

poor people chips?

你还有那个穷人吃的薯片吗

What's up, Hangover three?

起床啦宿醉第三集

Why are these up?

为什么把帘子拉起来

I thought we were vampires.

我们不是吸血鬼吗

Here, I took the rest of last night's

cupcake money,

给我拿昨晚卖小蛋糕的余钱

and brought you a coffee and a

fresh juice.

给你买了一杯咖啡和一杯鲜榨果汁

Which means that, after two days in

business,

也就是说做了两天生意

we are $23 down from where we

were.

我们还亏了二十三块钱