奥巴马2014白宫记者协会晚宴演讲稿中英文全文

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2014年5月3日，美国总统奥巴马在华盛顿希尔顿酒店出席一年一度的白宫记者协会晚宴（White House Correspondents Dinner, WHCD），这是奥巴马第六次出席白宫记者协会晚宴。Remarks by the President at White House Correspondents' Dinner

10:21 P.M. EDT

THE PRESIDENT: Thank you so much,

e very body. Have a seat, have a seat. Before I get started, can we get the new presidential setup out here?

(Aides bring out two ferns.)

It was worked before. (Laughter and applause.) That’s more like it.

It is great to be back. What a year, huh? I usually start these dinners with a few

self-deprecating jokes. After my stellar 2013, what could I possibly talk about? (Laughter.)

I admit it -- last year was rough.

Sheesh.(Laughter.) At one point things got so bad, the 47 percent called Mitt Romney to apologize. (Laughter.)

Of course, we rolled out https://www.360docs.net/doc/995135075.html,. That could have gone better. (Laughter.) In 2008 my slogan was, “Yes We Can.” In 2013 my slogan was, “Control-Alt-Delete.” (Laughter.) On the plus side, they did turn the launch of https://www.360docs.net/doc/995135075.html, into one of the year’s biggest movies. (Laughter.)

But rather than d well on the past, I would like to pivot to this dinner. Let’s welcome our headliner this evening, Joel McHale. (Applause.) On “Community,” Joel plays a preening,

self-obsessed narcissist. So this dinner must be a real change of pace for you. (Laughter.)

I want to thank the White House Correspondents Association for hosting us here tonight. I am happy to be here, even though I am a little jet-lagged from my trip to Malaysia. The lengths we have to go to get CNN coverage

these days. (Laughter and applause.) I think they’re still searching for their table. (Laughter and applause.)

MSNBC is here. They’re a little overwhelmed. (Laughter.) They’ve never seen an audience this big before. (Laughter.)

But, look, e very body is trying to keep up with this incredibly fast-changing media landscape. For example, I got a lot of grief on cable news for promoting Obamacare to young people on Between Two Ferns. But that’s what young people like to watch. And to be fair, I am not the first person on television between two potted plants. (Laughter and applause.)

Sometimes I do feel disrespected by you

repo rters. But that’s okay. Seattle Seahawk cornerback Richard Sherman is here tonight. (Applause.) And he gave me some great tips on how to handle it. J ake Tapper, don’t you ever talk about me like that! (Laughter.) I’m the best President in the game! (Laughter.)

What do you think, Richard? Was that good? A little more feeling next time?

While we’re talking sports, just last month, a wonderful story -- an American won the Boston Marathon for first time in 30 years. (Applause.)Which was inspiring and only fair, since a Kenyan has been president for the last six.(Laughter and applause.)Had to even things out.(Laughter.)

We have some other athletes here tonight, including Olympic snowboarding gold medalist Jamie Anderson is here. We’re proud of her. (Applause.)Incredibly talented young lady. Michelle and I watched the Olympics -- we cannot believe what these folks do --

death-defying feats -- haven’t seen somebody pull a “180” that fast since Rand Paul disinvited that Nevada rancher from t his dinner. (Laughter.) As a general rule, things don’t like end well if the sentence starts, “Let me tell you something I know about the negro.” (Laughter.) You don’t really need to hear the rest of it. (Laughter and

applause.) Just a tip for you -- don’t start your sentence that way. (Laughter.)

Speaking of Rand Paul -- (laughter) -- Colorado legalized marijuana t his year, an interesting social experiment. I do hope it doesn’t lead to a whole lot of paranoid people who think that the federal government is out to get them and listening to their ph one calls. (Laughter.) That would be a problem. (Laughter.)

And speaking of conservative heroes, the Koch brothers bought a table here tonight. But as usual, they used a shadowy right-wing organization as a front. Hello, Fox News. (Laughter and applause.)

I’m just kidding. Let’s face it, Fox, you’ll miss me when I’m gone. (Laughter.) It will be harder to convince the American people that Hillary was born in Kenya. (Laughter and applause.)

A lot of us really are concerned about the way big m one y is influencing our politics. I remember

when a Super PAC was just me buying Marlboro 100s instead of regulars. (Laughter.)

Of course, now that it’s 2014, Washington is obsessed on the midterms. Folks are saying that with my sagging poll numbers, my fellow Democrats don’t really want me campaigning with them. And I don’t think that’s true -- although I did notice the other day that Sasha needed a speaker at career day, and she invited Bill Clinton. (Laughter.) I was a little hurt by that. (Laughter.)

Both sides are doing whatever it takes to win the ruthless game. Republicans -- this is a true story -- Republicans actually brought in a group of consultants to teach their candidates how to speak to women. T his is true. And I don’t know if it will work with women, but I understand that America’s teenage boys are signing up to run for the Senate in droves. (Laughter.)

Anyway, while you guys focus on the horserace, I’m going to do what I do -- I’m going to be focused on e very day Americans. Just yesterday,

I read a heartbreaking letter -- you know I get letters from folks from around the country; every day I get 10 that I read -- t his one got to me. A Virginia man who’s been stuck in the same

part-time job for years; no respect from his boss; no chance to get ahead. I really wish Eric Cantor would stop writing me. (Laughter.) You can just pick up the phone, Eric. (Laughter.)

And I’m feeling sorry -- believe it or not -- for the Speaker of the House, as well. These days, the House Republicans actually give John Boehner a harder time than they give me, which means orange really is the new black. (Laughter and applause.)

But I have not given up the idea of working with Congress. In fact, two weeks ago, Senator Ted Cruz and I, we got a bill d one together. And I have to say, the signing ceremony was something special. We’ve got a pictur e of it I think. (Laughter.)

Look, I know, Washington seems more dysfunctional than ever. Gridlock has gotten so

bad in t his town you have to wonder: What did we do to piss off Chris Christie so bad? (Laughter and applause.)

One issue, for example, we haven’t been able to agree on is unemployment insurance. Republicans continue to refuse to extend it. And you know what, I am beginning to think they’ve got a point. If you want to get paid while not working, you should have to run for Congress just like e very body else. (Laughter and applause.)

Of course, there is one thing that keeps Republicans busy. They have tried more than 50 times to repeal Obamacare. Despite that, 8 million people signed up for health care in the first open enrollment. (Applause.) Which

does lead one to ask, how well does Obamacare have to work befo re you don’t want to repeal it? What if e very body’s cholesterol drops to 120? (Laughter.) What if your yearly checkup came with tickets to a Clippers game? (Laughter.) Not the old, Donald Sterling Clippers

-- the new Oprah Clippers. Would that be good enough? (Laughter.) What if they gave Mitch McConnell a pulse? (Laughter.) What is it going to take? (Laughter.)

Anyway, this year, I’ve promised to use mo re executive actions to get things d one without Congress. My critics call t his the “imperial presidency.” The truth is, I just show up

e very day in my office and do my job. I’ve got a picture o

f this I think. (Laughter and applause.) You would think they’d appreciate a more assertive approach, considerin

g that the new conservative darling is none other than Vladimir Putin. (Laughter.) Last year, Pat Buchanan said Putin is “headed straight for the Nobel Peace Prize.” He said t his. Now I know it sounds crazy but to be fair, they give those to just about anybody these days. (Laughter.) So it could happen.

But it’s not just Pat -- Rudy Giuliani said Putin is “what you call a lead er.” Mike Huckabee and Sean Hannity keep talking about his bare chest,

which is kind of weird. (Laughter.) Look it up -- they talk about it a lot. (Laughter.)

It is strange to think that I have just two and a half years left in t his office. E very where I look, there are reminders that I only hold this job temporarily. (Laughter.)

But it’s a long time between now and 2016, and anything can happen. You may have heard the other day, Hillary had to dodge a flying shoe at a press conference. (Laughter and applause.) I love that picture. (Laughter.)

Regardless of what happens, I’ve run

my last campaign and I’m beginning to think about my legacy. Some of you know -- Mayor Rahm Emanuel recently announced he is naming a high school in Chicago after me, which is extremely humbling. I was even more flattered to hear Rick Perry, who is here tonigh, is doing the same thing in Texas. Take a look. (Laughter.) Thank you, Rick. It means a lot to me. (Laughter and applause.)

And I intend to enjoy all the free time that I will have. George W. Bush took up painting after he left office, which inspired me to take up my own artistic side. (Laughter.) I’m sure we’ve got a shot of t his. (Laughter.)Maybe not. The joke doesn’t work without the slide. (Laughter.)

Oh well. Assume that it was funny. (Laughter.) Does this happen to you, Joel? It does? Okay.

On a more serious note, tonight reminds us that we really are lucky to live in a country where reporters get to give a head of state a hard time on a daily basis -- and then, once a year, give him or her the chance, at least, to try to return the favor.

But we also know that not every journalist, or photographer, or crewmember is so fortunate, because even as we celebrate the free press tonight, our thoughts are with those in places around the globe like Ukraine, and Afghanistan, and Syria, and Egypt, who risk everything -- in some cases, even give their lives -- to report the news.

And what tonight also reminds us is that the fight for full and fair access goes beyond the chance to ask a question. As Steve menti one d, decades ago, an African American who wanted to cover his or her President might be barred from journalism school, burdened by Jim Crow, and, once in Washington, banned from press conferences. But after years of effort, black editors and publishers began meeting with FDR’s press secretary, Steve Early. And then they met with the President himself, who declared that a black reporter would get a credential. And even when Harry McAlpin made his tory as the first African American to attend a presidential news conference, he wasn’t always welcomed by the other reporters. But he was welcomed by the President, who

to ld him, I’m glad to see you, McAlpin, and

I’m very happy to have you here.

Now, that sentiment might have worn off once Harry asked him a question or two -- (laughter) -- and Harry’s battles continued. But he

made his tory. And we’re s proud of Sherman and his family for being here tonight, and the White House Correspondents Association for creating a scholarship in Harry’s name. (Applause.)

For over 100 years, even as the White House Correspondents Association has told the story of America’s progress, you’ve lived it, too -- gradually allowing equal access to women, and minorities, and gays, and Americans with disabilities. And, yes, radio, and television, and Internet reporters, as well. And through it all, you’ve helped make sure that even as societies change, our fundamental commitment to the interaction between those who govern and those who ask questions doesn’t change. And as Jay will attest, it’s a legacy you carry on enthusiastically e very single day.

And because this is the 100th anniversary of the Correspondents’ Association, I actually recorded an additional brief video thanking all of you for your hard work. Can we run the video?

(Video fails to play.)

THE PRESIDENT: What’s going on? (Laughter.)

I was told this would work. Does anybody know how to fix this? (Laughter.)

(Secretary Sebelius enters from backstage.) THE PRESIDENT: Oh, thank you. (Laughter and applause.) You got it?

SECRETARY SEBELIUS: I got t his -- I see it all the time. There, that should work.

(Video plays.)

THE PRESIDENT: Thank you very much, everybody. God bless you. And God bless America, and thank you, Kathleen Sebelius. (Applause.)

我要感谢白宫记者协会举办今晚的活动。来到这里我很高兴。虽说我还没从马来西亚之旅中倒过时差。如今不这么干，CNN都不报道你啊【谷大白话注：吐槽CNN对马航的长期连续报道】

我觉得他们还在“搜寻”自己的座位呢？MSNBC

也来了，他们有点太激动了，他们从来没见过这

么多的观众。不过你看大家都在试图跟上媒体飞

速变革的脚步。比如说，做客“蕨间访谈”向年轻人宣传奥氏医保的事被有线新闻台指责。但这是年

轻人喜欢看的节目。公平来讲，我不是首位在电

视上坐在两株盆栽植物之间的人。

有时候我确实觉得你们记者不大尊重我，不过没

关系。西雅图海鹰四分卫Richard Sherman今晚也到场了。他给了我对付媒体的妙计：

Jake Tapper不许你这样说我！【谷大白话注：Tapper是CNN记者】我是天下最棒的总统！！！【谷大白话注：这两句都是Sherman的经典怒吼】Richard你觉得如何？够霸气不？下回感情再激

烈点。

说到体育，就在上个月，很赞的故事。30年来，美国人首次在波士顿马拉松中夺冠。多么励志啊。肯尼亚人都做了六年总统，这样才公平嘛，我们

就扯平了。【谷大白话注：自嘲出生地问题，善

于长跑的肯尼亚人当了美国总统，那美国人就该

拿个长跑冠军】

今晚在场的还有其他体育运动员，包括冬奥会滑

雪板金牌得主杰米?安德森。我们为她骄傲，极有天赋的年轻女士，我跟米歇尔看奥运比赛时，我

们简直不敢相信他们的动作。挑战生死极限的壮举啊。很久没见过谁能如此迅速地180度转身了。上次是Rand Paul拒绝那位内华达农场主出席今天的晚宴。【谷大白话注：武装对抗政府的农场主Bundy在发表种族言论后，Rand Paul等右派跟他翻脸划清界限】

一般来说，你一句话的开头要是这样说肯定会出事的：“我跟你们讲讲我对黑鬼的了解”【谷大白话注：农场主Bundy的名言】后面的话就不用听了。给大家的温馨提示哦，说话是千万别这样开头。说到Rand Paul，今年科罗拉多州将大麻合法化，有趣的社会实验，我希望这不会让很多人出现妄想，认为联邦政府要迫害他们，窃听他们的电话什么的那就麻烦了。【谷大白话注：自嘲NSA窃听门事件】

说到保守派的英雄，Koch兄弟今晚买了张台子【谷大白话注：Koch兄弟是共和党金主，石油大亨】但跟以往一样，他们用神秘的右翼组织来打掩护，福克斯新闻，你们好啊，我是开玩笑啦。【谷大白话注：吐槽福克斯新闻是右翼喉舌】承认吧福克斯新闻，我卸任后你们会想念我的，要让国人相信希拉里出生在肯尼亚可要困难的多啊【谷大白话注：出生地的梗，并暗示希拉里能拿

下2016】。

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很多人在担忧巨额献金对政治的影响，我记得在过去“Super PAC”只是我买的万宝路100s装而不是普通装而已。【谷大白话注：超级政治行动委员会可无限捐款，pac谐音pack】

当然了，现在是2014年，华府政客满脑子都是中期选举。人们说，我的支持率如此萎靡，民主党同仁都不愿意让我为他们助选。我觉得不是这样，但我确实注意到，有天我女儿的学校“职业日”需要演讲者，结果她邀请了比尔?克林顿，这事让我有点受伤啊。

两党都竭尽全力要在这场无情的比拼中获胜，共和党——这是真事啊——共和党找来一群顾问来教导候选人，如何对女性说话，这是真事。我不知道这样对女性是否奏效，不过我发现全国的少男们都成群结队来申请竞选参议员了。【谷大白话注：调侃少男不会泡妞】

总之，在你们全心全意忙着对战时，我要去做我该做的事，我会专注于普通美国人的生活。

昨天我看到一封令人心碎的信。每天我都会收到全国各地人民的来信，我会阅读10封。这一封是说弗吉尼亚男子一份兼职工作干了好多年，老板

不尊重他，前途没有希望，我真希望Eric Cantor 以后别再给我写信了，Eric 你直接打电话就好了啊。【谷大白话注：Eric Cantor共和党大佬，奥巴马在这里吐槽他被共和党人士抨击】

而且我也……信不信由你，为议长而感到遗憾，如今，众议院的共和党人对博纳比对我还凶残，这说明“橘色”如今真的算是“黑色”了。【吐槽博纳晒成橘色，且博纳如今被当成奥黑一样被喷】

但我还没有放弃跟国会合作的愿望。实际上两周前，Ted Cruz参议员和我合力通过了一项法案。我得说，签署仪式真是与众不同。你看，我知道，华府正处于史上最瘫痪的时期，这里的堵塞如此之严重，你不禁会想，我们到底做了什么克里斯蒂会如此生气啊？【谷大白话注：此处吐槽克里斯蒂滥用权力堵塞大桥的事件】

我们无法达成一致的问题之一是：失业保险。共和党一直反对延长这项保险。你猜怎样，我开始觉得他们有道理。如果你想又不干活又能拿钱，那你就该跟其他人一样通过竞选进入国会啊。当然了，有一件事让奥巴马医保很头疼。他们进行了50多次推翻奥氏医保的尝试。尽管如此，800万人在首轮公开申请中注册了医保。这就让人不禁要问，医保要做到多么好你们才不想废除呢？

让所有人的胆固醇指标都降到120如何？年度体检赠送快船球票如何？不是过去斯特林的快船队啦，是奥普拉新买的快船队【谷大白话：吐槽近期斯特林的种族主义言论，而NBA联盟最近在呼吁斯特林卖掉快船队，奥巴马顺便又吐槽了下美国著名主持人奥普拉是土豪】

这样够好了吗？给Mitch McConnel来点脉搏如何？【谷大白话注释：这里奥巴马吐槽共和党大佬McConnel半死不活】要怎么样你们才满意啊？反正吧，今年我承诺要更多利用行政手段来绕开国会处理问题。批评者称，这是帝国主义总统，实际情况是，我只是每天到办公室上班而已。本以为，他们会喜欢更独断的做法，因为保守派的新男神是普京啊。

去年Pat Buchanan说，普京是直奔诺贝尔和平奖而去啊。【谷大白话注：Pat Buchanan是美国保守派政客】他是这么说的，我知道听起来很疯狂，不过实事是，如今和平奖是见人就给的，所以，这是可能的。不过，不只是Pat，Rudy Giuliani 说普京那才叫真正的领导人呢，Mike Huckabee 和Sean Hannity总提起他裸露的胸膛。【谷大白话注：三者分别是前纽约市长、08年总统候选人、福克斯名嘴】你去搜搜，他们说过很多次的，嘿

嘿嘿。

想到我只剩两年半的任期，感觉很奇怪，身边的

一切都在提醒，我只是临时工。不过，从现在到2016年大选期间，什么事情都有可能发生。你们可能听说了，希拉里前几天在新闻发布会上被人

扔鞋。

不管会发生什么，我是已经选完最后一次了。我

开始考虑自己给后人留点什么了。芝加哥市长Rahm Emanuel最近宣布要用我的名字命名一所高中【谷大白话注：Rahm曾是奥巴马幕僚长】，这事让我很受宠若惊，更让我感到开心的是Rich Perry他今晚也来了【此人是得州州长】，在得州也要这样做，瞧瞧吧，这对我来说太重要了。

我打算享受我卸任后所有的自由时间，小布什卸

任后开始作画，此事激励我也去发掘自己的艺术

天赋，我们肯定有图片的吧，或者没有，没有幻

灯片这段子就讲不了啊。哦，那好，大家就假设

这段子很好笑吧。

Joel你也遇到过这样的情况吗？你也是吗？好吧，我们来说点正经的。

今晚提醒我们，我们有幸能生活在这样的国家。

在我国，记者们可以每天抨击国家领导人，然后

每年一次，领导人能有机会以其人之道还治其人