搞笑英文翻译

搞笑英文翻译

在北京工作时有一次去了东三环边的“辣婆婆酒家”,里面的菜以川菜为主,菜的味道确实不错。因为地点靠近北京的使馆区,为了方便老外,所以附近的酒店的菜单一般都配有英文说明。

因为我们公司是印度独资企业,印度人的口味也挺重的。第一次带他们到川菜馆用餐,我点了几个有代表性的菜:

干炒童子鸡:Fuck take chicken

without sexual life

夫妻的肺片:Man and wife lung slice 干锅鱼头:Fuck pan with a fat fish head

麻婆豆腐: Beancurd made by a pockmarked woman

主食是驴打滚:Rolling donkey

酒水是长城干红:Great wall fuck red

同去的老印的英文已经很难听懂了,可要为

他们解释这个菜单上的英文说明,实在是难为我了,越说越复杂,越说越不明白, :后我只能说: Let we see see they give we what food 吃完后老外才知道原来中国的厨艺那么好,他们只说了一句: Chinese food is very good, the restaurant menu is

so so .

中国人学英语学了200多年了,现在究竟是

中国人在影响英语的语法和词组还是英语在改变中国的汉语?据报到今铺月,美国“全球语言监督”机构发布的报告称,上世细0年代逐字翻译的中式英语Long time no §©©(很久不见)已经

进入英语的标准词组。而今天中国2.5亿的英语学习者,正在让国际英语经历前所未有的中国式英语的强烈冲击。

有兴趣的话你可以试着互译下面的句子,在我的评论里即可,在下先在此谢谢了。

You Give Me Stop!

你给我站住!

Let me see see !

让我瞧瞧!

we two who and whG

咱俩谁跟谁啊?

how are you how old are yoi?

怎么是你,怎么老是你?

you don’t bird me I don't bird you

你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers! together up!

你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

hello everybody!if you have something to saythen say!if you have nothing to say go home!有事起奏,无事退朝

you me you me

彼此彼此

dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole !

龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子打地洞

American Chinese not enough

美中不足

one car come one car go , two car pengpeng people die.

车祸现场描述

heart flower angry open

心花怒放

go past no mistake past

走过路过,不要错过

小强:I am sorry!

老夕卜:I am sorry tod

小强:I am sorry three

老外:What are you sorry for

小强:I am sorry five!

If you want money I have no ;if you want life I have one!

要钱没有,要命一条

I call Li old big. toyear 40.

我叫李老大,今年40。

you have two down son

你有两下子。

as far as you go to die

有多远,死多远!!

I give you face you don''t wanna faceyou lose you face , I turn my face.

给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸

老外:“Hi,”

前台小姐:"YO U have what thing”

老夕卜:"Can you speak English ”

前台小姐:"If I not speak English, I am speaking wha?”老外:"Can anybody else speak English ”

前台小姐:"You yourself look.All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, again wait, if you not wait, you can gO'

老夕卜:"Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”

前台小姐:"Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on

earth have what thin? ”

老外:"I want to speak to your head.

前台小姐:"Head not here. You can tomorrow

come! ”

九阳神功nine man' 'power九个男子的力量

九阴真经nine womai f' story九个女人的故事)

干果区:Fuck the fruit area

干货:Fuck Goods

一次性用品:A Time Sex Thing

老虎菜:Tiger dish

残疾人公厕Deformed man Toilet go and look!走着瞧good good study,day day u的好学习,天天向上no mao

ze dong ,no new china,没有毛泽东,没有

新中国

go a head!去个头!

people mountain people sea A山人海

no three no four 不三不四

u ask me,i ask who?你问我,我问谁?

if you old three old four,i will give you color see see

如果你老三老四,我就给你点颜色看看

dog da/ s狗日的

poor light egg 穷光蛋

do early fuck 做早操

go to your mother 去你妈的

full clear ten big cool punishmen满清十大酷刑after i do something! aid爱滋病!

day day do morning fuck!天天做早操night night do

succeed class 夜夜做功课

i saw a man saw a saw with a saw〜〜〜〜我看到一个男人拿一把锯子在锯一把锯子

kill one police hundred杀一警百

give your face,you don t sport!给你脸,你不会运用!

gold basih washes my hands!金盆洗手

fuck do system.操作系统

horse horse tiger tiger马马虎虎

where cool where you stay!!哪儿凉快哪儿呆着

fish yes于(鱼)是see you tomorrow 谁又偷猫肉sir, you going down?先生,你够淫荡

eyes keep healthy fuck 眼保健操

across knifei take out love 横刀夺爱

king eight egg 王八蛋

5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 love五讲四美三热爱

you ask me, i ask who你问我,我问谁啊

look through autumn water嚏穿秋水

we two be four be four !咱俩比试比试

why?为什么no why!不为什么

why no why?为什么不为什么

no why no why!不为什么不为什么you have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry

fart!有话快说,有屁快放!

give you a colour see see给你点颜色瞧瞧!

fuck do computer 操作电脑

watch sister 表妹

blue whose and whose不入虎穴,焉得虎子

ice snow clever 冰雪聪明

blake new new 黑猩猩

save water. shower with your girlfriend要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡

love the neighbor. but doh t get caught.要用心去

爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道

“your future depends on your dreams." so go to sleep.“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”所以还是再睡一会吧。

"hard work never killed anybody." but why take the risk? “努力工作不会导致死亡?不过我不会用自己去证明。

"work fascinates me." i can look at it for hours!" “工作好有意思耶”尤其是看着别人工作。

the more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know. so why bother to learn.

的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?!

一位学生在美国加州目睹了一起交通事故由于好奇,一直没有离开,警察来了以后问他知不知道事情的经过。he said :one car come one car go

two car peng peng one man die

一个小强去看电影,到了电影售票处,发现一个老外和售票小姐连说带比得好半天就自告奋勇的上前做翻译,售票小姐说:麻烦你告诉她,现在坐票售完了只剩下站票,如果要看要站着看。

小强转头就对老外说:no sit see,stand see. if see stand see.

老外回答说:sorry i don’ t understand your english.

小强就对售票小姐说:哦,他说他不懂英文

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsucce ssfUl man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in li fe.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系X

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in

backseats cause chil dren.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

“Your future depends on your dreams* So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来,所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning

.应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律

的在每个上午都醒来。

Hard work never killed anybody* But why take the risk? "

“努力工作不会导致死亡”不过我不会用自己去证明。

Work fascinates me产I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶”尤其是看着别人工作。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神决定了谁是你的亲戚幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

When two's company, three’s the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restric ting the view.

服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you f orget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?

老师在黑板上写了一句Time is money并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:汤姆是玛丽” 小明上英文课时是艮老师说May I go to the toilet?

老师说:Go ahead.

小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿,小明又踉老师May I go to the toilet?

老师说:Go ahead.

小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问:你不是踉老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去?小明说: 你没听老师说「去你个头」啊

2某日刘洪涛遇到外宾,上前搭话日:am hongtao liu外宾曰:我他妈还是方片七呢!江青会见外宾,要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻不许走样。外宾一见到江青,立刻拍马屁道:“Miss Jiang, you are very beautifUl翻彳译照翻,江青心花怒放,嘴上还要谦虚一下“哪里,哪里"。翻译不

敢怠慢,把江青的话翻成英文:

Where? Where?

外宾一愣,还有这样的人,追问哪里漂亮的干脆马屁拍到底::Everywhere,everywher^^译:“你到处都很漂亮”江青更高兴了,但总是要客气一下不见得,不见得” 翻译赶紧翻成英文:“You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to“ee.

3某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,怔ah sorry

老外应道:I am sorry too.

某人听后又道:I am sorry three.

老外不解,问:What are you sorry for? 某人无奈,道:I am sorry five.

4上初一的时候,英语老师让我们读课文,恰好是一段对话,于是叫了一男一女两个同学来读。男:What time is it now?

女:It' s nine.

男:Let s go to bed.

女:We go to bed at nine.

全班绝倒。

5:一次为一个初中小孩搞家教£其英语课本上发现如K B字眼:爸死(bus)爷姐yes哥死(girls) 妹死(Mis) ........ 死光schoo)

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搞笑的英文单词翻译及例句 搞笑,是指有意的作出一些举动或者发表一些可笑的言论来引人发笑,那么,你知道搞笑的英语怎么说吗?现在随一起来学习关于搞笑的英语知识吧。 make laughs 搞笑的英文释例句所有小孩子跑起来都很搞笑,但是你有尝试过像他们一样吗? All little kids run in a funny way but have you tried running that way? 逃避者很搞笑,但是逃避者不应成为男孩们所追求的东西。逃避者不喜欢学校,他们躲避责任。 Slackers are funny, but slackers are not what boys should strive to be; slackersdon’t like school and they shirk responsibility. 每一个坚持下来的摄影师同样依赖着其他人的照片,这些照片可能是公开的或者私有的,严肃的或者搞笑的,但是也提醒他们社会的存在。 Every photographer who has lasted has depended on other people's pictures too– photographs that may be public or private, serious or funny, but that carry

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知之为知之,不知为不知... 9.WATCHSISTER 表妹 10.dragonborndragon,chickenbornchicken,mousesoncanmakehole!! 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞11.AmericanChinesenotenough 美中不足 12.onecarcomeonecargo,twocarpengpeng,peopledie 车祸现场描述 13.heartflowerangryopen 心花怒放 14.gopastnomistakepast 走过路过不要错过 15.Youaskme,Iaskwho?你问我,我去问谁? 16..Ifyouwantmoney,Ihaveno;ifyouwantlife,Ihaveone

要钱没有。要命一条 17.IcallLioldbig.toyear25. 我叫李老大,今年25。 18.youhavetwodownson。 你有两下子。 19.Igiveyoufaceyoudontwannaface,youloseyou face,Iturnmy face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 Peoplemountainandpeoplesea.人山人海 sevenupeightdown七上八下 nothreenofour不三不四 morningthreenightfour朝三暮四 redfacekonwme红颜知己 wangeighteggs王八蛋 tenthreepoint十三点 nocarethreeseventwotenone不管三七二十一 playabigknifebeforeGuanGong关公面前耍大刀 playanaxbeforeLuBan班门弄斧 Goodgoodstudy,daydayup!好好学习,天天向上! Weareonehomepeople.我们是一家人。 Moonunderoldman月下老人 Openthedoorseemountain开门见山 Fiveflowerseightdoors五花八门 Twice—cookedPork 回锅肉 penseeyou 鄙视你 fourhappydumplines 四喜丸子 Sheisverysex。她很性感。 6、Youmaybeoutofmysight,butneveroutofmymind. 你也许已走出我的视线,但从未走出我的思念。 1.各位知不知道“让广州充满爱”的官方翻译? —Let’smakeloveeverywhereinourGuangzhou!!

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If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one 要钱没有,要命一条 watch sister 表妹 fire big 火大 As far as you go to die. 有多远,死多远 We two who and who 咱俩谁跟谁 people moumtain people sea 人山人海 但是最近我在海外华人论坛上看到流传一组照片,是外国人的英译中文,更加令人捧腹;有美国网友在搭乘皇家加勒比海Royal Caribbean邮轮出游时,发现邮轮上菜单的翻译十分搞笑; 这份菜单上有着多国语言的翻译,有网友说,这根本就是Google翻译再版,例如英式烟肉English Bacon被直译为“英语培根”,而全脂牛奶Regular Milk则被翻成“规则牛奶”,绿豆汤Green Spilt Pea Soup变成“绿分裂豌豆汤”; 不仅如此,更夸张的还有,新鲜时令蔬菜Garden Greens竟然被翻译成“花园成为绿色”,最离谱的就是,鸡肉磨菇挞Chicken and Mushroom tart成了“胆小和迅速增长的妓女”,爆笑的翻译让内地网友们纷纷表示,“谁说只有中国人乱翻英文,美国人翻译中文更给力”;

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搞笑中英文翻译

搞笑中英文翻译 【篇一:搞笑中英文翻译】 您的位置: > > > 文章内容神一般的20句英文翻译时间:2014-08- 29 22:26 来源:搞笑大小王作者:大王点击:次1. i never change whatever u change 电流不随电压改变而改变,当时就把这句话死死的记住了。 2. if you think you can, you can. 如果你认为你是个罐头,你就是个罐头。 3. one apple a day,keep the doctor away. 每天听一遍小苹果,医生都不敢治我。 4. you are the apple of my eye. 腻是窝的小丫小苹果~~ 5. an apple everyday keeps a doctor away no.1 原始版本。一天一苹果,医生远离我~ no.2 进击版本。一天一个app,博士学位远离我… no.3 神经版本。一天一遍小苹果,医生也救不了我…-_-# 6. r u kidding? no,i am serious. 你是凯迪吗? 不,我是塞洛斯。 7. i want to see you 我想要两颗西柚 8. student today,husky forever. 一天是学生,永远都是狗。 9. you share rose get fun. 鱼香肉丝盖饭。 10. i saw a saw saw a saw

我看到一把锯锯一把锯 11. a saw saw a saw. 英雄识英雄。 12. young faults last for a life 一见杨过误终生 13. if you do not leave me, i will by your side until the life end.翻译一:如果你不离开我,我们会死在一起。(中学水平) 翻译二:如果不滚开,我就和你同归于尽。(四级水平) 翻译三:你若不离不弃,我必生死相依。(六级水平) 翻译四:问世间情为何物?直教人生死相许。(八级水平) 翻译五:天地合,乃敢与君绝。(专家水平) 翻译六:你在或不在,爱就在那里,不增不减。(活佛水平)14. knowledge is power. -培根 15. love the neighbor. but don t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她老公知道. 16. a moment on the lips, forever on the hips. 嘴巴爽一秒,屁股胖一生。 17. i have my ways! 山人自有妙计! 18. like a dog, like a god. 普通青年:像一条狗,又像上帝。 文艺青年:好像突然有了软肋,也突然有了铠甲。 二逼青年:前期怂比狗头人,后期超神人头狗。 19. i m fine,thank you. and you? 刻骨铭心,多年之后还是偶尔...情不自禁脱口而出 20. 感谢遇到你,赠我空欢喜 进入:栏目主页主题:上一篇:下一篇:

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