英语小话剧 搞笑唐伯虎点秋香
（江南四大才子结伴出游）
一女子：你们看，你们看，江南四大才子在那边哎.(look,look! here comes the four handsome boys! )
（众女子兴奋观看）
（四大才子摆ＰＯＳＥ，众女子倾倒逃散）
（一女子被四人拦住，被迫跳河）
唐伯虎：想跑？你飞不出我的五指山的。（欲跳下河被拦住） (don’t go ,you can’t fly out of my five fingers! )
祝枝山：伯虎兄，有人在看。(keep calm brother tang, someone watching )
祝枝山：今天我们江南四大才子到这里游山玩水，难怪那些女子要疯狂了。(Today we four handsome boys here, it's no wonder that those women are crazy !)
文斌：说得是，(that’s true )
文征明：各位各位，既然大家今天兴致这么好，不如来吟首诗如何？（hey,boys ,how about singing poems since we are exicted 祝枝山：哎，征明兄提议的好啊。文斌兄你先来。 That sounds great !so ,brother wenbing ,you singing first!）
文斌：来呀！(OK),山下一群鹅。
文征明：嘘声赶落河。
祝枝山：落河捉鹅一肚饿。
唐伯虎：吃完回家玩老婆。
三人：哎呀，对得妙呀，真是绝句！( Oh my gad ,this poem is really cool!)
唐伯虎：啊哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` (hahahahaha)
三人：真的那么好笑？！(oh,what he laughed at? and What’so fanny!)
文征明：为什么唐兄每次出游，都那么豪情奔放呢？ (why brother tang can keep happy everytime when we go out?)
文斌：乐而忘形，实在令人（三人）羡慕羡慕啊。(Joy but driven, really make we three envy )
祝枝山：不过老实说，在江南论文章，唐兄他才高八斗，论丹青，妙笔生花，真是不折不扣的才子啊。（but to be honest ,brother tang’s article and his painting are the most famous ,he is a real talent!）文斌：不错，最令人羡慕的就是他在音律方面也有很高的造诣。(yes,and he is also good at music )
唐伯虎：那倒是，古今中外各种乐器我样样都玩得都出神入化。最近我还在研究一种西洋打击乐器，很带劲儿哦。有机会可以研究一下，大家。Thanks! There is no doubt that I can play all kids of instrument ,and recently I was studying a western instrument ,it’s perfect ,we can discuss someday!)
文斌：对，研究一下！no problem!
文征明：我觉得唐兄最令人羡慕之处，莫过于他的艳福啊。人人都知道，唐兄家中有八位夫人，各个都貌美如花，国色天香。做人能象唐兄这样，夫复何求啊？ But I think what most envy us is his 8 beautiful wifes ,if I have the same lift,there is no regret 唐伯虎：啊哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (ahahahah)
祝枝山：有马子可以上啊。Look, there is a beauty !
祝枝山：哎，唐兄，你看桥头上有个婀娜多姿的女子，孤孤单单的。这样好了，你就当场示范一下你的泡妞大法，让我们兄弟几个好好地学一学。 Brother tang ,look at the lonely girl ,how about you to show us how can we get a girl’s love !
唐伯虎：这个嘛…… let me see …
文斌：事关大家的福利，你没问题吧？！ Hey ,go ahead ,we are waiting ,do you have something trouble!
唐伯虎：义不容辞。 No,my pleasure
祝枝山：去呀。 Come on!
唐伯虎：小姐。 Hai ,miss
女子：公子何事？（一回头，竟是如花！） yes?
三人：上！上！go go go
唐伯虎：没什么，我想借小姐的肩膀搭一下，不知道可不可以？ Nothing, I just want to use your shouler ,so could you give me the chance ?
如花：这怎么行呢，我可是黄花大闺女啊。 That’s crazy! I am not married !
唐伯虎：我知道，我只不过是想整整我的朋友而己。其实在下正是唐伯虎。 I know ,I just play a joke with my friends ,and you know what ,I am tang bo hu如花：什么糖做的老虎，我不认识你。你再不走，我可要叫了。What? A tiger made by suger？infact I don’t know you ,if you don’t go ,I will shout!
唐伯虎：这样好了，我给你公子何事？意思意思。 Ok,keep calm ,how about I give you ten yuan
如花：一两银子？你当我什么，最起码十两！ Ten yuan? No way ,at least one hundred yuan 唐伯虎：哇！你这德性还要十两？！干脆去抢了！wa! Look at you face ,it worth one hundred yuan ? you are really killing me ! you are a robber!
如花：不错，我就是抢！把钱拿出来！ Right, I am a robber,give me your money （两人乱打）
唐伯虎：你……你…… you
如花：去死！ To death you !
唐伯虎：打你！ Beat you!
如花：捅你！ Fight you !
（最后如花被唐伯虎打落河中）
三人：哎？搞什么鬼啊？（赶到桥上）怎么搞的？怎么啦？ Oh, what are they doing ! what’s wrong!
文征明：你出手也太重了吧？！ You are too hard
唐伯虎：他想抢钱，这个死人妖！ He want to rob my money,hey,you stupid ladyboy! 三人：啊？！人妖？ what? ladyboy?
祝枝山：我喜欢！拿着。（祝枝山将折扇递给文斌，跳入河中）I like!
文征明：真可惜！让他抢先一步！ What a pity ,he robbed first
路人：just do what I tell you
唐伯虎：are you sure this can help me !
路人：thrust me !and remember, you have give all the money that you sale yourself 唐伯虎：no problem!
路人：you are not kidding me ?
唐伯虎：don’t worry ,I never cheat a fool man
路人：ok.good boy!
街坊邻居们，快来啊，刚出炉的孝子大怕卖，不卖也来看一看啊！
（秋香和华府婢女石榴姐出门） hay ,sister and brother ,mother and father, look look ,look look,there is a good son to sale ,if you don’t buy also can have a look! 石榴姐：这位小哥，一大清早就来这里卖身葬父，太不吉利了吧？
Hey ,little brother , it’s too bad to sale yourself at the monrning ,that’s unlucky
唐伯虎：我也不想啊。I know .but just sorry
秋香：我们好像在哪儿见过吧？你看起来好面善。You, I think I have see you before ,you look so familiar
唐伯虎：所谓相逢曾相识，求求两位姐姐可怜可怜我吧！ Really, that’s doesn’t matter at all ,I beg you can buy me
石榴姐：真是好惨啊！我们正好缺个下人，我看就－－
that’s great .we just want to buy one
（这时又来一个，推着木车，车上六个死人，这人还口吐鲜血，极其悲惨！）
惨人：我好惨啊，卖身葬全家！good ladys, please mercy on me ,I have to sale myself to bury all of my family
唐伯虎：不会吧？！ Oh god ,I can’t believe it
惨人：两位姑娘，可怜可怜我吧，我一家六口一晚上全死光了。我身染十级肺痨，半卖半送，你就买了我吧。Ladys, please buy me ,all of my family were died last night ,and I was illness ,you know how hard I am….
秋香：哎呀，石榴，你看他可怜多了，我们就把他买回华府，好不好？ Oh,that’s too bad ,石榴 ,let’s buy him ok!
石榴姐：（哭）那就买他吧。 All right,
唐伯虎：姐姐，我先来的哎。 Hey, sister ,I come first !
秋香：这不是先后到的问题嘛。 There is no wander who come first1
石榴姐：对呀，人家家里死了六个，你家才死一个。我也很想帮你，可是我真的很为难啊。yes, he havelose six family ,but you just lose one ,I really want to help you ,but I can’t
唐伯虎：可是我也很惨啊but I also hard
石榴姐：你有什么比他更惨的，快说出来啊。So ,tell us what else can made you more hard than him
唐伯虎：我……我……这……这……，你看我这几天没有剪指甲了，里面全是黑泥，难道这还不够惨吗？ I …i…i…look at my hands ,I haven’t wash my fingers for a long time ,and all of them are full of dirty dusty isn’t hard than him?
（惨人的小狗突然死去）
惨人：（痛哭）旺财……旺财……旺财你不能死啊，旺财，你跟了我这么多年，对我有情有义，肝胆相照，但是到了现在我连一顿饱饭都没让你吃过，我对不起你啊，旺财！ You can not die ,you and me live together for so many years ,wo just like brothers, but I can not give you a full lunch, I am so sorry
（唐伯虎看见一只蟑螂，喊“小心啊！”，石榴姐一退，将蟑螂踩死了。） watch out ! 唐伯虎：（悲痛欲绝）小强！小强你怎么了小强？小强，你不能死啊！我跟你相依为命，同甘共苦了这么多年，一直把你当亲生骨肉一样教你养你，想不到今天，白发人送黑发人！small stronger …….what’s wrong with you, small stronger ,you can not die ,I with you for so many years ,and I threat you as my only child ,can’t believe it, today ,white
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石榴姐：秋香姐，他们两个都这么惨，怎么办？秋香， The tow are really hard ,and what should we do
秋香：看看再说。Let’s watching on
石榴姐：噢。 ok
惨人：妈的！（走到唐伯虎跟前，两人对峙）大哥，你别闹了。你看看你那么干净，进去化个妆再来吧。你看看我，烂命一条，满手烂疮，你怎么惨得过我啊？ Bad ,don’t play me anymore ,look at your clean face , you are not a good actor ! and look at me ,I have the skin cancer, and will die soon
唐伯虎：你不要跟我比啊，我最受不了人家跟我比了！ Kao ,don’t compare with me ,i hate this game!
惨人：跟你比又怎么样？ So what!
唐伯虎：你这不是在逼我吗？ You said it!
惨人：你能比我惨吗？yes, Can you do more things than me !
（唐伯虎拾起一根棍，将自己的胳膊打断）
唐伯虎：你说你满手烂疮，我现在整条手都断了，谁比谁惨呀！
How about this time ,I lose one of my leg ,
惨人：你玩得太绝了吧？！you are cary!
唐伯虎：你老子我今天跟你卯上了！ Yes,I just decided to win you today
惨人：老子陪你玩到底！妈的，来呀！（拿棍子砸破自己的头，血流如注）想跟我玩？我连命都不要了，看你怎么跟我比！谁－敢－比－我－惨－啊？！（倒地身亡） ok, I’ll play with you! … Bad guy ,I put my lift, and you? Hahaha,who can hard than me !!! 唐伯虎：好小子，算你惨，我们后会有期了！ Good job! You win ,ok, see you then…石榴姐：那个人死了，只有买你了！ Stop, that man was die ,and I‘ll buy you
唐伯虎：是吗？really?
石榴姐：是呀！ Yes!
唐伯虎：那你再加五两。But I want to get five dollars
石榴姐：你这是坐地起价！ You’re robbing me!
唐伯虎：不是，我是想把这位老兄埋了。 No no no ,I just want to bury the man
石榴姐：真是个好人，就买他吧。（拿出银子） you are really a good person ,let’s buy him
秋香：哎，石榴，你说买就买呀！我们得先进去问问夫人才能决定呀。你明天再来吧。 Ai ..石榴，you can’t do this, we have to ask for the madom ,so come here tomorrow! 石榴姐：我去问。 I ask now
唐伯虎：秋香姐，辛苦你了！ Sister 秋香，thank you !
（秋香进门时回首对唐伯虎三笑）
唐伯虎：现在就开始挑逗我了。老娘！我得手了~~~~~~~~~~~~~~yes, I am so happy!
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语话剧剧本《高老庄抢亲》 广西财经学院木槿花开根据教客网原话剧改制 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King Cast: narrator(旁白君) Tang's monk (唐僧) The Monkey King (孙悟空) The old man （老头）The little girl （小女子）The old woman(老妈) pig(八戒) 大家好，今天我们小组给大家表演的话剧是高老庄抢亲。下面我介绍一下我们组分配的角色，XX扮演的是XX...... Hello, everyone, today our group to show the drama is Gao Laozhuang rob close .Let me introduce our group assigned roles ....... 第一幕 旁白：唐僧和孙悟空初到高老庄就遇到了奇怪的事儿。At the beginning of tang's monk and Sun WuKong to Gao Laozhuang met strange things 悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。 Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest. 唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there. 悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。 小女子（做哭状）：爹、妈，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。 Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
英语搞笑短剧剧本
三打白骨精 Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） J: This is…..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King!
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》 人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。 农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台] 兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here. [农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子] 农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]
超级搞笑英语剧本
序幕 准备好3个座椅供继母和两个女儿。 中间座椅前准备好洗衣盆和脏衣服。 左边座椅上准备好碗勺。 右边座椅上准备好针线和衣服。 (背景音乐：1) 旁白:Longago,旁白停顿，父亲出场并向观众致意，飞吻 等)hehadmarriedagain,buthewashappyallthetime,Hisnewwife(旁白停顿，继母出场并向观众致意，摆酷，扭动前行等)sexy,butcruel’;hehadtwodaughters(旁白停顿，两个姐姐出场并向观众致意 等).Theyareasbadastheirmother. 父亲出场后就座中间椅子上。（摆酷，显示自己在家庭中的地位极高） 继母怀抱宠物狗上场最后向灰姑娘父亲方向前行，即将到达时父亲赶紧起身卑微地跑前迎接并搀扶，待继母就坐后捶背、捶腿，进一步显示其家庭地位低。 两个女儿出场并向观众致意后前行到自己座椅处默默洗碗、做针线活（不情愿的，动作笨拙）。 旁白：However,we’llshowyouadifferentplaytoday.(换背景音乐2) Sheissostrong,. Now,sheisrunningforthe100meterrace.(灰姑娘冲刺) 剧务给灰姑娘传球。 Now,sheisplayingbasketball.(灰姑娘以一敌众,轻松灌篮) Now,sheispracticingChinesegongfu(灰姑娘打拳,对手倒（对手，被击打后退）) Thisisher----Cinderella 灰姑娘(怒,看旁白):Doyoufinish? 旁白:(结巴)O…Ok,con…continue,evensheisperfect,shestillcan’tescapethepoorlife,Why?Thatis-----（此时音乐关掉，无背景音乐） 继母(怒):Hey!You!,washclothes! 灰姑娘匆忙跑来：yes,MomIdoitrightnow. 一姐将盆碗碰得乱响:you!,,Quickly, 灰姑娘匆忙跑来：yes,ok! 此时二姐手持针线缝衣,刺手,尖叫:ah,myfinger!Idon’tdothisanymore.!Youdoit!(将衣服扔向灰姑娘) 灰姑娘(悲腔):Oh,Iamverytiredeveryday!. (举牌的同时父亲退场) 第一幕 布置三把椅子 灰姑娘在帮后母按摩肩膀，一姐在写作业，二姐做针线。 侍卫敲门送传单 侍卫：Goodafternoon,thisisthenotice,hereyouare. 二姐:Mom,Mom,Look!Goodnews. 继母:what’sit? 二姐（兴奋的）:. 一姐(托腮):Imustbechosen,Iamthemostbeautifulgirlintheworld. 二姐(凭空跳舞):No,,IamtheQueen.
英语话剧搞笑版灰姑娘1
白:Long ago, there lived a girl. Her mother had died and her father had married again,His new wife had two daugters. They are so bad as their mother. The poor girl had to work day and night. She must sleep in the kitchen. She wore dirty clothes. All of them called her cinders for Cinderella. However, we?ll show you a different play today. (灰姑娘昂首挺胸帅气十足地上场) 旁白：She is so strong, and smart. Especially she is good at sport. Now, she is running for the 100 meter race.(灰姑娘冲刺,旁边老师读秒:11?9) Now, she is playing basketball.(灰姑娘以一敌众,轻松灌篮) Now,she is practicing Chinese kungfu(灰姑娘打拳,对手倒) This is her----Cinderella 灰姑娘(怒,看旁白) :Do you finish? 旁白:Ok(结巴)continue, even she is perfect, she still can?t escape the poor life, Why? That is----- 继母(假装洗衣服) :How cold the wate r! I?m too old to do anything, My leg is so painful. (灰姑娘默,从继母手中拿过洗衣盆) Ah!They?re so dirty that I can?t stand them! (一姐将盆碗碰得乱响.灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过盆碗) Oh,no!My finger!Cinderella!
英语话剧剧本八人组
语话剧剧本《xx抢亲》 广西财经学院木槿花开根据教客网原话剧改制 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King Cast: narrator(旁白君) Tang's monk (唐僧) The Monkey King (孙悟空) The old man （老头）The little girl （小女子）The old woman(老妈) pig(八戒) 大家好，今天我们小组给大家表演的话剧是高老庄抢亲。下面我介绍一下我们组分配的角色，XX扮演的是XX...... Hello, everyone, today our group to show the drama is Gao Laozhuang rob close .Let me introduce our group assigned roles ....... 第一幕 旁白：唐僧和孙悟空初到高老庄就遇到了奇怪的事儿。At the beginning of tang's monk and Sun WuKong to Gao Laozhuang met strange things 悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。 Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest. 唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there. 悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。 小女子（做哭状）：爹、妈，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。 （小女子走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。 唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。）
英语三人短剧--搞笑(1)
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了 服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！ A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot! 一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。 “你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！” “什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？” A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again? 服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。 第一个顾客：我要茶 第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！ 服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？ B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen? A:I'll have tea. C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean! (Waiter exits returns) B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass? 创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。 服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？ 看起来象是在仰泳， A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir... 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em. 服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！ 不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! C:No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak. 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! B:Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one. 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! C:Its OK Sir there's no extra charge! 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。 A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!
荆轲刺秦王(搞笑英语小话剧,英语及翻译)
《荆珂刺秦王》 旁白：Long long ago, there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. 很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。荆轲是最有名的剑客并被派去杀清王，嬴政。但最后他失败了。你想知道当时发生了什么事？好吧，下面将会告诉你真相。 Action I 太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister? 镜子，镜子，告诉我，这个世界上最漂亮的人是谁？(画外音：是你，太子丹！)谢谢你的镜子！我是太子丹，魔镜说我是世界上最有吸引力的男人。但嬴政是一个嫉妒的家伙，我觉得如果镜子告诉他真相他会杀了我。我很害怕。我该怎么办呢？我大臣在哪里？ 阿三: Honey, I am coming. 亲爱的，我来了。 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 我告诉过你一次又一次，你应该叫我“我最美丽的、优雅、英俊、迷人、可爱、聪明和最亲爱的太子丹”！ 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~ 当然，亲爱的！我有一个好主意。我们可以找一个英雄去杀嬴政~ 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent! Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 欧耶！二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！好主意！但谁是合适的人选？ 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JingKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 经过筛选后我手上有两个有前途的人。一是李莫愁小姐，另一个是荆轲先生。明天他们将PK为世界头号杀手。 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 好的，给我尽快得主，好吗？
英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记
搞笑英语话剧之西游记篇 人物：唐僧八戒悟空白骨精原型女白骨精变形1 白骨精变形2 白骨精原型男女儿国国王hope you guys enjoy it！改编作者杜宛芸成医学子 唐: Wow…boys! This place looks beautiful. Where we are now? Does any one of you know something about it? 众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。 唐: 八戒, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问) 唐:八戒，Give the map to me!（严肃的问） 唐：哼!（唐生气地叫）pig ，Give the map……..(转过身看到八戒在看书) 唐:(很吃惊) wow！八戒，very good ! I hardly see you study！ . What kind of book are you reading? Is it about Chinese or English? 八戒依旧看书，不理睬。 唐:(凑过去)let me have a look ! 八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，唐一把抢过。发现是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻变得温柔，接过书开始看 唐：yo….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦，唐僧回过神来) 唐:（转身训斥八戒）how many times have I told you？You are not supposed to read books about beautiful girls! I will keep it for you until we finish the journey …..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里) 八戒:But…..,why? boss, why can?t we think about girls? I just don?t understand… 唐:（叹气）哎，how many times have I told you？,This is because…oh 悟空dance to my song ！ (开始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous，悟空伴舞)
7人搞笑英语新版话剧剧本-三顾茅庐
Three visits to the cottage Aside: Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐） is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. He devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harness. Our script is revised from this story . In this play, we add many modern and funny elements. For example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies like Infernal Affairs(中文名无 间道), My Own S Word sman（中文名武林外传）,The Flirting Scholar（中文名唐 伯虎点秋香） were combined in our play. Also, we added some interesting pictures and audio to our slide. Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it. Three visits to the cottage Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents. SCENE 1: Liubei's home Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Guanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible! Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about? Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now. Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning! Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang. SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s house Actors: ZhuGeliang Zhu’s Wife ZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang.