英语幽默短剧剧本
中小学英语版情景对话
英语情景对话--交流
Getting people’s attention 引起别人注意
1. Can I talk to you ? 能和你谈一下吗?
2. Can we talk? 能一块儿谈谈吗?
3. Let?s talk. 我们谈谈吧。
4. Excuse me. You got a minute? 对不起，能耽误你一分钟吗?
5. May I have a word with you? 能和你说句话吗?
Launching conversation with a piece of news. 讲述一条消息来打开话题
1. Listen up. 听着。
2. Now hear this! 你听着!
3. Get a load of this. 你听听这个。(load:大量，许多)
4. Are you ready for this? 想听着。
5. Guess what? 你猜怎么的?
Asking other people if they understand 问别人是否听明白了
1. Do you understand? 你明白吗?
2. Do you know that I mean? 知道我的意思吗?
3. See what I mean? 明白我的意思吗?
4. Do you know what I?m talking about? 知道我讲的是什么吗?
5. Know what I?m saying? 知道我在说什么吗?
Indicating that you understand 表示明白对方的意思.
1. I hear you 知道了.
2. I got you. 明白了.
3. I can see that. 这一点我明白.
4. I hear what you?re saying. 我明白你的意思.
5. Okay, I know just what you mean. 嗯,我明白你的意思.
If you do not catch what was said 假如你没听清对方说的话.
1. I beg you pardon? 对不起,你说什么?
2. What was that? 你说什么?
3. Say what? 你说什么?
4. Excuse me? What did you say? 对不起,你说什么?
5. I?m sorry. I missed that. 对不起,我没听清.
英语情景对话,商务英语对话- 赞同& 反对
Agreement & Disagreement 赞同& 反对
Simple agreement 简单的赞同语
1. Yes. 是的.
2. Yeah. 是的.
3. Yep. 是的.
4. Yup. 是的. (yeah , yeh 和yup 都是口语中yes的变体. )
5. Sure. 当然.
Saying that you agree. 表示赞同
1. I quite agree with you. 我很赞同你的看法.
2. I share your view on that. 对这件事我们看法一致.
3. I?m sure you are right. 当然你是对的.
4. I don?t think anyone would disagree. 我想没人会反对.
5. I have no problem with that. 对这一点我没有异议.
Qualified or partial agreement 有保留的或部分赞同
1. Could be. 也许.
2. If you say so. 既然你这么说.
3. So it seems. 好像是这么回事.
4. So to speak. 可以那么说.
5. In a manner of speaking. 不妨这么说吧.
Simple disagreement 简单的反对语
1. No. 不
2. Nope. 不
3. Not really. 不是吧.
4. Not at all. 绝不是
5. Of course not.当然不是
Saying that you disagree. 表示不同意
1. I don?t think so. 我不这么想.
2. Do you really think so? 你真的这么想吗?
3. Don?t be too sure. 别那么肯定.
4. Don?t speak too soon. 话不要说得太早.
5. I wouldn?t say that. 我并不那么忍为.
Showing strong disagreement 表示较强烈的反对.
1. No, I won?t agree! Don?t waste your breath. 不. 我不会同意的. 别跟我这儿费口舌.
2. Do you expect me to accept that? 你以为我会接受吗?
3. Over my dead body! 我死也不会同意!
4. What are you talking about? 你在说什么呀?
5. Are you kidding? 你在开玩笑吗?
A: today is my!but，I almost forget. 对了，今天是我的生日。我几乎忘了B：Happy birthday, A ! Here is a present for you. I hope you like it. A:Oh, great! I love it! You know I've been expecting this for a long time.
B: I'm very glad to hear that.
C：hi， D today we are you going？
D：wo，today is A‘s birthday。Have you forgetten？
C: I`ve got to get a birthday gift for A。What are you going to get her?
D：ti is a secret
C、D：Happy birthday, here are gift for you.
A：Oh, chocolates，I love chocolates
D:hat's in the box then?
A：Oh,what a nice toy car!
E：I`ve got a real problem.
F：What`s the problem?
E：you know。Today is a A’birthday
F: yes, What are you going to get her?
E: I need to get something more thoughtful.
F: I bought her a nice necklace.
G:hi B。Where are you？
B：I'm in the A house, you come?
G：I've just bought a present。'll be coming
B：Yes, h don't know where you put him over to play
G：Well, wait to meet
G、H: Happy birthdayA, We arrived late. This is a present for you, i hope it can promote best
A：Oh, great! I love it! You know。H thank you can come today
H：Yes, because i know you today the most beautiful
A：Come here; let me introduce some friends to you.
GH: ,E , You are so, right?
E：Tell, i am happy starved
H: Oh, a, we will blow out the candles out
A: I get a cake. oh, and a cola and i'm thirsty
H: What shall i come to help？
A：Friends and come this way.
CDF：Wow, what a beautiful cake!
F: However, or you the most beautiful
D\F: Wow, a, where did you make the cake, i've never seen anything so beautiful
A：The next time i give you a
H：Blow out the candles, A, but first make a wish.
A：What should I wish for?
B：Anything you want, but don't tell us. If you tell your wish, it won't come true. A: But i'm getting old, so
BEC: We were old, but today, we would like to wait on you the queen as
A: Fancy today, so many people, thank you for your
GFCD: After you all happiness of today is the most important
A: Let the candle blew
A: Today i was touched, my dear friends
H: Because you are a great friend, a, today we're happy, is not it?
小学英语三人情景对话材料
A ---Hi ,B,have you had any plan about our coming summer holiday?
B ---Yes,may be i will have a trip with my parents.
C ---Oh,thats great!where will you go.
B ---Hainan.what about you two?
A ---I will take part in an English learning cause...so boring
C ---B,You are so lucky.See,what i can do is only staying at home.
B ---hehe,I will bring presents for you.
A ---Anyway have a good time.
C ---well ,you are a lucky guy,but remember to protect your skin from the sunshine
there.
B ---May be when i go back ,i have become a black man
A ---That's not bad.just a sunbath
Then,A,B,C,laught together
购物（Shopping）
1.- What can I do for you?
- I…d like some apples.
2.- Where can I buy some stationery?
- Let…s look at the shopping guide. Oh, it…s on the ground Floor.
3.- Could I buy half a kilo oranges?
- Certainly. Here you are.
4.- Will you please show me that radio?
- Certainly.
5.- How much is the radio?
- Ninety yuan.
6.- Good morning, sir. May I help you?
- Yes, I…d like to buy a sweather.
荆轲刺秦王英文搞笑话剧剧本
旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）：Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qin, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It?s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I?m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I?ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss Li Mochou, the other is Mr Jin Ke. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
Action II
（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）
荆轲Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁Yes.
荆轲OK. I?m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers? world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?
荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意
李莫愁Come on!
音乐起
两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”
李莫愁倒地
荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren?t you hurt?
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I?m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I?m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：
To be or not to be, that's a question.
阿三：Hero，we need your help.
荆柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荆柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荆柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What?s the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why didn?t you know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What?s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.
荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn?t reduce my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I?m very glad, yo u still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……
（《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。）
荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!
Action Ш
（《大话西游》主题曲响起）
荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose 在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）
荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）
荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)
妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.
妻子:"I promise."
荆轲:"Never let go. “
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，
荆珂上船，渐渐远去
妻子：It?s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)：Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
英语幽默情景短剧
A Beautiful Trap英语话剧剧本
两位女大学生出去找兼职，却被欺骗。
Cast
Gwen: Senior high school student
Rita: Mom / Customer A
Fanny: Waitress
Ivy: Gwen’s friend
David: Father / Customer B
Willie: Boss
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SCENE I
Father and Mother are at home. Gwen just gets home.
Gwen: I’m home, Mom, Dad.
Mom: How’s your day, Gwen?
Gwen: Not bad. I’m tired of taking buses to school every day. Father: Why?
Gwen: The bus is so crowded every morning.
Mom: I don’t understand. What’s your point?
Gwen: I want to buy a motorcycle - a Harley.
Father: What!! Harley! Are you insane?
Mom: (to father) Calm down. (to Gwen) I understand your situation. I would agree if you want to buy a normal motorcycle, but Harley! Forget it. Gwen: But I want it so much. I’ve always wanted one.
Father: OK. I can contribute some for the motorcycle, but you have to pay the rest yourself.
Mom: I agree with your dad.
Gwen: Oh! Yes! Are you sure? But I don’t have any money to pay for it! Father: Y ou can use your New Years’ Red Envelope money or find a part-time job.
Gwen: Hey, it sounds like a great idea to get a part-time job.
Mom: You have to keep your eyes open when you look for a part-time job. Gwen: Don’t worry. I’ll be careful.
Father: I can give you some advice and experience. When I was a teenager, I used to work as a porter. It was very tough, but I learned how to be responsible and how to use time. So will you. (change of tone) I remember I almost lost my life one day.
Gwen: Thanks, Dad. I think I can handle it. I’ll be careful.
SCENE II
Gwen: Ivy, I want to find a part-time job. Are you interested in getting
one for yourself, too?
Ivy: It sounds great! I can search on the Internet for job opportunities. Gwen: Then I can look at the ads in the newspaper.
(After 2 to 3 minutes)
Gwen: Look! Here’s something interesting. It looks good.
Ivy: Let me see... let’s make a phone call to see what the job is about. (Phone rings. Gwen and Ivy are calling the “I Need You” Company.) Boss: This is “I Need You” company! May I help you?
Ivy: I need a part-time job, and I saw your ads in the newspaper, so …Boss: I see! Could you come to our company this Wednesday afternoon? Ivy: What?
Boss: Oh! We’d like to interview you personally.
Ivy: Is it alright if my friend comes along?
Boss: No problem. You and your friend can come together.
Ivy: Thank you. Bye.
Boss: You’re welcome. See you! (hangs up.)
Gwen: What did he say?
Ivy: He said we can have interviews this Wednesday afternoon.
Gwen: Great! Let’s do it. We can meet there.
Ivy: I’m a little bit nervous.
Gwen: It’ll be fine. Don’t worry.
SCENE III
(Wednesday afternoon, Gwen and Ivy are at the “I Need You” Company. They enter the company.)
Boss: Hi, nice to meet you! Have a seat! Take it easy. O.K.! First, do you have any work experience?
Gwen: No.
Ivy: Me, either.
Boss: That’s O.K. You’re just what our company needs. You can learn on the job. Second, do you have any talents? Like dancing or singing? Ivy: Well….
Gwen: I love singing. My friend says I sing well.
Boss: Very good!
Ivy: May I ask what this job is about? What do you want us to do? Boss: It’s easy. You just need to sing and chat with customers. They might give you some extra tips if they like you.
Gwen: Oh! It sounds grea t! I can get a lot of money! I’ll take this job! What do you think, Ivy?
Ivy: Umm... but I’m not good at singing or dancing.
Boss: It’s O.K.! Fanny…
Fanny: Yes.
Boss: She can teach you how to do this job well. It’s not hard. Gwen: How about the salary?
Bos s: Ha, ha! As to the salary, I won’t disappoint you. I promise you’ll be a rich girl in a few days. (shows a cunning smile)
Ivy: I don’t think I can do it. It sounds fishy to me. I think we should ask more about what exactly we have to do.
Gwen: Come on! T ake it easy. It’s a good opportunity. We’ll make a lot of money. Just think about the money!
Ivy: No, I’m sorry. I guess the job is not for me.
Gwen: All right! Suit yourself.
Ivy: Good luck. Bye. (exits)
Fanny: Hi. Hmm…(looks at Gwen from head to toes) I think I’ll change the way you look, O.K.? (She starts to change Gwen’s hair style and her clothes and shoes; she also puts make-up on Gwen)
SCENE IV
(Gwen’s first day of work at a bar)
Customer A: Wow, Fanny! Look at that girl! What a cute girl!
Custome r B: I’ve never seen her before. Who is she?
Fanny: This is Gwen. It’s her first day here.
Gwen: Hi. (She appears shy and uneasy.)
Customer A: Come sit beside me.
Customer B: Dance with me. (They both drag Gwen’ arms.)
Gwen: Umm… What’s this all about? What’s going on? (Gwen starts to cry and turns to run away.)
Fanny: Wait, wait! Stop it! Come back! Hey, what are you doing? Gwen: That man touched my butt.
Fanny: So what? It’s no big deal. Take it easy. No matter what they do to you, you should always show respect to them and obey them.
Gwen: (Sobs) Oh! The job is so different from what I have thought. I can’t do it! I can’t stand it! I want to quit!
SCENE V
At Gwen’s home
Gwen: I can’t believe this. Darn! How stupid I was. It‘s disgusting. (Gwen’s still crying.)
Mom: What’s wrong with you, honey?
Gwen: It’s terrible. I don’t know how to tell you.
Father: What’s the problem? Tell us.
Gwen: I got a part-time job the other day. And today was my first day of work. I thought they just want me to be a performer, singing some songs and dancing for other people. But the customers there harassed me. They were evil. They touched me and it made me feel awful. I couldn’t do it, so I ran away.
Mom: What? Why did you choose this kind of jobs? Are you blind? Are you that stupid?
Father: Calm down, both of you! You have to remember this experience. You should be careful when you choose a job. Didn’t I tell you that? Mom: If you have troubles finding a job, we’ll help you look for one from the Internet or newspapers.
Fath er: It’s O.K. now. Stop it.
Gwen: Thank you so much, Mom and Dad. I love you.
Mom: We love you, too, honey. J
别摸我英语话剧剧本
Don't Touch Me!
Vicky和Lisa是某餐馆的服务员，一天，一个顾客对Vicky....
人物
Allen
Jim
Kuki
Fenix
Vicky
Lisa
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Cast
1. Vicky︰a waitress at Monday’s restaurant. She is a hard working girl.
2. Lisa︰another waitress at Monday’s restaurant. She is a kind and naive girl.
3. Fenix︰one of customers. He’s a very ill-natured customer.
4. Allen and Tim︰customers at Monday’s restaurant. They’re good and decent men.
5. Kuki︰the boss of the restaurant.
Scene I
(One afternoon, there are many customers at the Monday’s restaurant.) Vicky and Lisa talk and go to the kitchen, and then the boss, kuki, comes in, too.
Kuki: Hey, there are many customers today. Girls, work hard. Remember, God gives all things to industry.
Lisa: Yeah. I know.
Vicky: We will do our best.
The door opens now. Two men come in.
Kuki moves to the door.
Kuki: May I help you, sir? Two people? Come with me, I will take you to
the table.
Allen: Yes, pleases.
Tim: I’m starving. I hope I can eat the best food in this restaurant right now.
Kuki: (laughing) Just a moment.
Two men walk in the restaurant. Lisa walks toward them.
Vicky: This is the menu, sirs.
Allen＆Tim: Thank you.
After a few minutes. Lisa and Vicky walk to the kitchen.
Lisa: Hey, Vicky. I don’t like that custome r. See, that man sits near the door.
Vicky: Why? Does he make any troubles for you?
Lisa: I don’t know. I feel…….Oh, I just don’t like the way he looks at me.
Scene II
Vicky delivers a dish to the table where Allen and Tim sit.
Vicky: (talks to herself) Lisa is right. The way that man looks at me makes me uncomfortable.
Vicky delivers a dish again to Fenix’s table.
Vicky: Here is your meal, sir. Enjoy it, please.
Vicky turns to the kitchen. At this moment, Fenix touches her back! Vicky: Wow~~~~ (she screams.)
Kuki: (runs to Vicky) what happened?
Vicky: He, he……He touched me!
Fenix: No!! I didn’t.
Lisa: You lie!! I see you did that. What I say is an absolute truth. Other customers gather around them to see what is happening.
Kuki: Well, seeing is believing, sir……
Fenix: I feel humiliated. So, boss. You must solve this problem. Look at your Waitress. They are such tricky women.
Kuki: But, they say you did it……….Sir, I think…….
Fenix: What? You mean I am a pervert? Oh………Is this the way you serve your customers? You must give me an explanation today! Maybe giving me some money will make me forget it.
Lisa: You are a shameless cheater, liar.
The argument continues.
Scene III
Allen and Tim are angry for what they saw.
Allen: I won’t tolerate your behavior anymore.
Tim: That’s right. Come on, sir. It’s your fault. We all know that. Fenix: Hmn? You think so? But I don’t think s o. I mean, if the boss and
the waitresses make an apology to me, I might leave early. Or I will stay and make sure that no other customers walk inside the restaurant.
Kuki: Oh……Don’t do that, please. Sir, you have to know it won’t do you any good.
Fenix: Yeah……it won’t do me any good unless you pay me some money for the humiliation you have caused me. You have disgraced me.
Tim: Such a liar, I can’t believe it!!
Fenix: Mind your own business.
Allen: (Takes out his badge.)See.
Fenix: Uh……
Allen: I’m a police officer. Maybe you know what I’ll do with you. Fenix turns to the door quickly.
Everybody in the restaurant all claps and cheers for Allen.
Lisa: There is very few good people in our society. Many bad people bully the weak and fear the strong.
Tim: Yeah…….but trust me, justice will win.
Kuki: We are so lucky you are here. Thank you very much.
Allen: You are welcome. It’s just my duty.
臭脚的故事》英语话剧剧本
A Story about Love and Stinky Feet
超级搞笑，哈哈哈
从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。有一天她来到"香国" 。她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。
有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。
最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。
最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。
人物
Ada: Little girl
Candy: Queen
Evander: King
Evelyn
Joel: Prince
Rita: Singer /Woman
Yilina: Witch
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Summary
Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet. There was a prince ss who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter. And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
SCENE I
(One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book)
Ada: O h~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
Ada: And one day she flied to “Fragrance country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. Witch: （screaming and laughing and dancing）I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don’t want to live. I want to fly away!（Flying to the Fragrance country）
Witch: (Crying) I hate my feet! I hate my feet! (in a low voice) Ha-ha, what’s the smell? It smells so sweet. (Searching) Oh. What a handsome boy. (Come closer and take a deep breath) Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just not fair! (Angrily) Not fair! Look, he’s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! (Doing magic and laughing loudly) Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I’m really the most charming witch. (Fly away)
Prince: (Asleep and dreaming) Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess.
Prince: (Wake up!) Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad smell!! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It’s my feet. I have a pair o f stinky feet. How did it happen? (Hold on to his head.)(Run away) I can’t believe it!
SCENE II
(The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.)
Prince: Oh~ there are many crows.
Crow A: Please go away…
Crow B: Quickly! It’s full of bad smell her e.
Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting. Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~! (Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.)
Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers.
Flower A: Oh! I can’t live without fresh air.
Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please.
Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting.
Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.
(Prince continues to walk.)
Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back.
(Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.)
Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes.
Stranger B: Oh! Don’t talk nonsense.
Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It’s him.
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Prince: I can’t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power!! Queen: Oh! Don’t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter.
King: Yes! This is a happy ending.
Ada: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, al l she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
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英文短剧剧本 Sleeping beauty Scene one 旁白：Long long ago, there was a king and a beautiful queen. They hoped to have a child and finally their dream came true. A daughter was born and they called her Aurora. The people in this country were very happy, they held a party for there lovely princess. (Music, people are dancing.) 旁白：the king and the queen are coming. (All the people stop and salute行礼) King: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for attending the party. We are gathering here for the born of the princess Aurora. Aurora is my princess, also yours. All: yehh! Queen: Oh, look! Who are coming? (Three fairies appear and salute) Fay: Each of us is coming to give the little child a single gift. Flora: I’m Flora, my gift is beauty. Fauna: I give you sweet voice. Fay: lovely princess, my gift is … (There comes the scream, Carlin appear) Fauna: Wo, it’s Carlin. Why does she come here? Carlin:(screams) Oh, so many people, and…(looks at the three fairies) there is no invitation for me. I am very angry! Queen: I am so sorry for our mistake. I hope you won’t mind. Flora: You won't want it! Carlin(screams): Won't? Hahaha… Never mind, just a big surprise for your lovely princess. When she is 16, she will be stung by a rose and die, hahaha… Queen: Oh, no. King: Seize her. Carlin: stand still, (all the people stand still) you fools (screams and disappears.) (All the people are very worry, they talk to each other to find a way. The queen is crying.) King: Cut down all the roses! All: Cut down! Cut down! Fay: Don’t despair. Here is my gift. Although Carlin’s power is very strong. I will try my best. Aurora won’t die, she will just sleep while stinging by a rose. And when she gets a kiss from her lover, she will wake up.
英语三人短剧--搞笑(1)
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了 服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！ A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot! 一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。 “你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！” “什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？” A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again? 服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。 第一个顾客：我要茶 第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！ 服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？ B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen? A:I'll have tea. C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean! (Waiter exits returns) B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass? 创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。 服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？ 看起来象是在仰泳， A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir... 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em. 服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！ 不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! C:No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak. 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! B:Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one. 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! C:Its OK Sir there's no extra charge! 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。 A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!
英语短剧剧本
英语短剧 Mon.： Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for sa ving. In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair. D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents. D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim. (At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”) D: Will you buy my hair? M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?
搞笑四人英语短剧
Bobo: Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to today’s “If you are the one”. Do you want a husband? Do you want a superman? Qk , follow me. Let’s welcome the three girls. Come on, babies! Let us start the first part, “show yourself” Elaine: Hello, everyone. I want a husband. Actually, I really want a husband. I want a rich husband. He must have houses and luxuries cars. I prefer to cry in the BMW rather than laugh in the bike. If you are rich enough, baby is not the problem. Bobo: Wo……what do you really want, husband or ……..Mr. money? Anyway, welcome the next one. Wendy: Good evening. I’m Wendy. The lover in my dream…en……he must understand me totally. He must have a white horse. I just want a warm family. In this place, I wish I could find my true prince. Rosemary: Good evening. I’m Rosemary. You see, I’m beautiful, right? Tell you a secret, do you want to know, oh……really? I had just few boyfriends before, just 37. Now, I’m single, who wants to be the 38? Bobo: Now, the most important figure will come in. let’s welcome the male guest: Tom. Tom: I don’t believe your program can go on without me. I’m the only male in this place. I want to tell you, the first girl. I’m rich. Look, these are all my keys. This-BMW, this-Hummer, and this-the house near the sea…cards , this - Bobo: oh..oh…that’s enough, I want to marry you too.. Tom: Please forgive me. Wendy, I must tell you. In fact, I’m a prince. What’s more, I have a horse, but it’s black. Don’t worry, if you agree to marry me, I will pain it into white. As to the third girl, you, out! Rosemary: why, why, why? Tom: No reason. Just out!!!!. Rosemary: I hate you, bad guy!!! B: Next is question and answer. Are you ready? Elaine: me, me! Bobo: ok, I’ll give you the chance. Elaine: Do you drop hair? Tom: How do you know that? Actually, I do. Elaine: I can help you. You know, I am selling ……… Tom: oh…you are a very kind girl. Can we talk about some details about this? Elaine: Of course. Why not? By the way, let’s talk about the price. The lowest I can offer is……Bobo: Hey, you guys, wake up. This is the not ad time, ok?, Wendy: Please, I’m here too. Tom: oh….sorry. To show my greatest apologies, my beautiful lady, what can I do for you? Wendy: Can you perform a play for me? Tom: It’s my honor. I’ll sing a song for you. …………. Bobo: interesting program, charming man.