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小学英语幽默小故事
小学英语幽默小故事“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。
”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。
笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松，在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。
下面店铺为大家带来小学英语幽默小故事，欢迎大家阅读!小学英语幽默小故事1：1. The buddy said to Tom, "I hear that it's the safest sitting in the middle of the train. Once an accident occurs, both ends of the train get damaged worst."伙伴对汤姆说：“我听说坐在火车中间最安全。
一旦发生事故，火车两头遭到的破坏最大。
”"Idiot! Why won't they get rid of both ends of the train?"“白痴!他们为什么不去掉火车的两头呢?”小学英语幽默小故事2："You'll be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to schoolby bus but ran all the way after it."“妈妈，你今天会对我满意的，“放学回家后，迪克对妈妈说。
“我省下了车钱。
我上学时没有乘公共汽车，而是一路跟着公共汽车跑。
”"Well," said his mother laughing. "Next time you should run after a taxi, you'll save much more."“噢，”她的妈妈笑道。
四年级英语幽默小故事带翻译
四年级英语幽默小故事带翻译“马马，”博比回答。
他又指了一张老虎的画片，博比回答说：“猫咪。
” 然后布朗又指了一张狮子的画片，博比说：“狗狗。
” 他又指了一张黑猩猩的画片，博比说：“爸爸!”四年级英语幽默小故事篇五New Dad初为人父One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son.孩子刚出生不久后的一天，当妈的要出去办点事，所以把照看孩子的光荣任务交给了那位新爸爸。
Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn't stop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the doctor.可是，妈妈刚出去一会，孩子就开始哭了。
那位新爸爸使尽了浑身解数，但就是没法让孩子不哭。
最后，孩子爸爸有点担心了，决定抱着孩子去找医生看看。
After the doctor listened to all the father had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he opened the diaper, he found was indeed full.医生听新爸爸说完事情的经过，开始给孩子作检查，先是检查孩子的耳朵，然后是胸部，最后检查到系尿布的地方。
(完整版)小学生英语故事(超全版,中英双语)
小学生英语故事包括：幽默故事（1-7页）、普通小故事（7-40页）。
激发小朋友们学英语的兴趣，帮助他们提高成绩。
最好每天背一篇，会有不错的效果的O(∩_∩)O英文幽默故事：There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The c ustomer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That’s so expensive for this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That’s why he’s so expensive.” Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shopsaid, “I don’t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him ‘The Boss.’”老板最大有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。
小学生英语故事(超全版,中英双语)(免费下载)
小学生英语故事包括：幽默故事（1-7页）、普通小故事（7-40页）。
激发小朋友们学英语的兴趣，帮助他们提高成绩。
最好每天背一篇，会有不错的效果的O(∩_∩)O英文幽默故事：There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The c ustomer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That’s so expensive for this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That’s why he’s so expensive.” Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shopsaid, “I don’t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him ‘The Boss.’”老板最大有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。
幽默趣味英语故事带翻译
幽默趣味英语故事带翻译笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松，在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。
下面店铺为大家带来幽默趣味英语故事带翻译，欢迎大家阅读!幽默趣味英语故事1：There was a banker who attended a dinner party, and a friend said to him, "Oh! I heard that your bank is looking for a cashier," and the banker said "Yes, yes, we are, we are." And then the friend said, "But I thought you just hired one a few weeks ago." So the banker replied, "Yes, yes, indeed, we did. That's the one we're looking for now." So the friend said, "Can you describe him? What does he look like?" And the banker replied, "Well, he is about five feet tall and (we're about) one hundred thousand dollars short."晚宴上，有位银行家坐在那儿，他的朋友问他：“我听说你们银行在找一位出纳，是吗?”银行家回答：“是的，我们是在找。
”朋友说：“不过你们几个礼拜以前不是已经请到一个人了吗?” 银行家说：“我们确实是雇用了一个人，而我们现在就是在找这个人。
” 那个友人说：“你说说看他长什么样子?”银行家回答：“他是五尺(无耻)之士，身长(藏)十万。
英语演讲故事（大全5篇）
英语演讲故事（大全5篇）第一篇：英语演讲故事1.小金鱼I have nine little goldfish.Eight goldfish are all orange and one is black.I like the black one best.We call it Xiao Hei.Its body is black.It has two big and round eyes, a small mouth ,and a big tail.Though it＇s very small ,it swims fast.I often feed them and change water for them.We are good friends.我有九条小金鱼。
八条金鱼都是桔黄色的，只有一条是黑的。
我最喜欢那条黑的。
我们叫它小黑。
它全身都是黑色的。
它有两只又大又圆的眼睛，一张小嘴和一条大尾巴。
尽管它非常小，但它却游得很快。
我常常去喂它们，给它们换水。
我们是好朋友。
2.狼来了！wolves have come!Long long ago, there was a shepherd boy who grazed sheep on a hill everyday.One day the boy felt a little lonely and wanted to make fun of the farmerslaboring at the foot of the hill.So he climbed up a big stone, and shouted: “wolves have come!wolves have come!” In a minute, the farmers came only to find there were no wolves at all.Seeing the farmers were taken in, the boy laughed and said, ‘I am just joking, Don't take it seriously.’ Then the farmers shook their head and left.A few days later, the farmers heard the boy shout again.So they ran up the hill and found that they were cheated again.Another day, several wolves really came.The boy was frightened and cried out: ‘ help!Wolves have come!”But this time, no one came.从前，有个放羊娃，每天都去山上放羊。
儿童英语小故事：马的故事（带翻译）
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French general Lafayette participated in both the American and French revolutions. One day at the height of the French Revolution a group of his admirers stopped his carriage in the street, unhitched his horses and pulled the vehicle to its destination.法国将领拉法埃脱曾参与美国独⽴战争以及法国*。
法国*最炽烈时，他有⼀天乘马车在街上⾛，被⼀群仰慕者拦，解下马匹，合⼒把马车拖到⽬的地。
Several weeks later, Lafayette was asked whether he had been pleased by the gesture. "Yes, it was delightful, delightful, but one thing disturbs me a little," he replied, pausing reflectively. "I never saw anything more of my horses."⼏个星期之后，有⼈问拉法埃脱说，仰幕者爱戴的表现令不令他⾼兴。
他回答：「⾼兴得很，⾼兴得很，但有⼀件事使我有点惶惑。
」他略⼀沉吟，⼜说：「我的马从此不见了。
」It is worthwhile to note that, during the Napoleonic Wars, French soldiers complained that, though they were often hungry, there was always food for Napoleon's favourite horse, Nicoll.值得⼀提的是，拿破仑战争期间，法国⼠兵抱怨说，他们经常捱饿，但拿破仑的爱驹尼科尔总有东西吃。
小学英语小故事(优秀10篇)
小学英语小故事（优秀10篇）小学生读的英语故事篇一Long ago, there was a big cat in the house. He caught many mice while they were stealing food.从前，一所房子里面有一只大猫，他抓住了很多偷东西的老鼠。
一天，老鼠在一起开会商量如何对付他们共同的敌人。
会上大家各有各的主张，最后，一只小老鼠站出来说他有一个好主意。
At last a young mouse got up, and said that he had a good idea.最后，一只小老鼠站出来说他有一个好主意。
“我们可以在猫的脖子上绑一个铃铛，那么如果他来到附近，我们听到铃声就可以马上逃跑。
”Everyone approved of this proposal, but an old wise mouse got up and said, "That is all very well, but who will tie the bell to the cat?" The mice looked at each other, but nobody spoke.大家都赞同这个建议，这时一只聪明的老耗子站出来说：“这的确是个绝妙的主意，但是谁来给猫的脖子上绑铃铛呢？”老鼠们面面相觑，谁也没有说话。
英语故事篇二The clever rabbit 聪明的兔子The wolf and the fo某 want to eat the rabbit, but it wasn't easy to catch him.The rabbit goes to the fo某's house. He looked in throughthe window and sees the fo某 lying4 in bed with his eyesclosed5. He thinks, "Is the fo某 really dead or is hepretending6 to be dead? If he's not dead, he'll catch me when I go near him." so he said7, "The wolf says that the fo某 is dead. But he doesn't look like a dead fo某. The mouth of a dead fo某is always open." When the fo某 hears this, he thinks, "I'llshow him that I'm dead." So he opened his mouth.The rabbit knows that the fo某 isn't dead, and he rans away quickly.狼和狐狸想要吃掉兔子，但是这只兔子太难抓到了。