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搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous sword搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman 剑客and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。

表演荆轲刺秦王英语话剧(搞笑)

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• • • • • 荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后. 阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River. 荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby. 妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》） • 荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》) • 妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you
Action II 荆轲：Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁：Yes. 荆轲：OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world. 李莫愁：Are you challenging（挑战的） me? 荆轲：Off course! 李莫愁：Come on! “人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍不死啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。” 李莫愁：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt（使受伤）? 荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you‘re gonna（将要） get." I got it, Momma is right.

荆轲刺秦王五人英语剧本

荆轲刺秦王The man wants to kill the king演员表：秦王荆轲太医秦舞阳赵高对话原文：Outside荆轲：Do you know why we are sent to meet the king of Qin?秦舞阳：Our king of Yan told us to find a chance to kill the king of Qin when we meet him!荆轲：That's right! Are you scared? It's a dangerous task, we will die whenever we kill him or not!秦舞阳：I am Qin Wuyang, I had killed someone when I was just 8 years old. There is nothing that I will be scared of in the word.荆轲：You are really brave! I trust we can make it with your help! Let's go to meet the king of Qin.Inside宦官：My lord, the messengers of the country-Yan want to meet you, they are outside. 秦王：Just let them in! I just want to occupy the small country, I want to know what they want to do or give in.宦官出，请荆轲，秦舞阳进入,秦舞阳发抖秦舞阳小声：I am so scared. I want to go home and find my mother.荆轲：Are you kidding? You just say you are a brave man.秦舞阳：I am so sorry. I will keep calm down.荆轲上前：My lord, I am Jingke, the represent of my country,Yan. I am sent to make peace with you.秦王：You think too much. I can occupy your country whenever I want.荆轲：That's not benefit to you because a lot of your soldiers will die or bleed. But if you could make peace with us, we will give one state of our country to you without any money.秦王：Let me think twice. Oh! It's a good idea. But what state will you give me? 荆轲：I take a map of my country. I can show you the state in this map. And here is the map。

《荆轲刺秦王》(搞笑英语小话剧-英语及翻译)

荆轲是最有名的剑客并被派去杀清王，嬴政。

但最后他失败了。

你想知道当时发生了什么事？好吧，下面将会告诉你真相。

搞笑小品荆轲刺秦王的故事

《荆珂刺秦王》旁白：Long long ago, there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. MrJingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. 很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。

荆轲是最有名的剑客并被派去杀清王，嬴政。

但最后他失败了。

你想知道当时发生了什么事？好吧，下面将会告诉你真相。

Action I太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister? 镜子，镜子，告诉我，这个世界上最漂亮的人是谁？(画外音：是你，太子丹！)谢谢你的镜子！我是太子丹，魔镜说我是世界上最有吸引力的男人。

英文版英语课本剧——荆轲刺秦王(改编版)

Unclassified Story of JingkeAction I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(墨镜)：You are beautiful~ You are beautiful~ You are beautiful~ It’s true~ )太子丹（高兴状）：Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy. He will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬且妖里妖气) : Honey, I am coming~~~~太子丹（嫌弃）：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most cute, smart, charming, handsome, graceful, beautiful and dearest Prince Dan”!(节奏越来越快，从again and again开始，节奏感慢慢出来，背景的rap beat加入，后面的内容以rap形式呈现。

阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find an awesome killer to kill YingZheng!（作杀状）太子：You are so brilliant! But who is the right choice?阿三：I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss Li Mochou, the other one is Mr. JinKe. Tomorrow they will fight for the honor of No.1 killer.太子：Well, tell me the result as soon as possible.阿三：Yes, my prince!Action II（第一段：拳击赛热身的背景音乐，六人分别簇拥着李莫愁和荆轲从两边上场，一个捶腿，一个揉肩，一个揉脸）（第二段：热身结束，伴舞退场，音乐换成《十面埋伏》，二人手持刀剑，架势摆开，慢慢绕圈踱步）荆轲: Lady first.李莫愁: Don’t look down on women. You first.荆轲: No no no, I am always a gentleman. I don’t bully woman.李莫愁: Cut your crap. Don’t waste my time! I still have lots of housework to dook?荆轲: Ok, ok. Look! Plane!（手指李莫愁身后，莫愁回头看，荆轲迅速将剑刺向莫愁）李莫愁（倒地）：Ah…you…you bastard…荆轲：Hahahahahahahah. Stupid womam. I am the best!（仰天长笑，潇洒离去）李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get. (莫愁气绝身亡)Action III（荆轲乘坐二人手搭轿，华丽登场，表情得意至极。

新荆轲刺秦王英文剧本

荆轲刺秦王剧本角色：旁白、太子丹、阿三、荆轲、荆轲妻、李莫愁旁白：Long long ago there was acrazy country.In this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you th e truth.Action 1人物：太子丹、魔镜(由旁白充当)、阿三（太子丹的honey）Prince Dan: Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the prettiest man in the world?[掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状]Mirror: It’s you, Prince Dan! [画外音]Prince Dan: oh oh oh, I know it.I’m Prince Dan; the magic mirror said I was the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy; I feel he will kill me if the mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? [面对观众，做忧愁状]Where is my minister? [仰天长啸]San: Honey, I am just here, prince san.Prince Dan : I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan” [自恋状]San: Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~Prince Dan: Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? [看阿三] Talent[拍阿三肩膀，赞许状]Good idea! But who is the right candidate? [疑惑]San: After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss Limo Chou and the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.Prince Dan: Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?San: yes.Action 2人物：荆轲、李莫愁Lee:jingke, I will take your head in my hand.Jing ke: haha,l’ll give you some colour see see today.荆轲奔向李莫愁，然后捅了李莫愁一刀（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）Lee: why? What are you doing? Why did you stick me indeed with your sword? You see ,oh ,my g od ,a lot of blood [吓死过去]Jing ke: hahahaha,l’m the winner!Action 3人物：荆轲、荆轲女朋友、太子丹、阿三（《大话西游》主题曲响起）San: Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.Jing: Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friendsPrince Dan: I will miss you, baby.Action 4人物：荆轲、荆轲妻子《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型Jing: Darling, I love you.J wife: I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!Jing: I love you more. Now ,I feel that except you and me, the whole silly world going to pieces ar ound us,I love you. [流泪状]J wife: Well. Be a man, just does it! I will be right here waiting for you.妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去Action 5人物：荆轲妻子、阿三J wife：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……[偷笑]J wife(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account. San：Okay okay!旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.。

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荆轲刺秦王英语搞笑剧本The man wants to kill the king旁白：It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed so me good men at home……This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.第一幕：Conspire(密谋)太子丹（上，叹气）：Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again(急)。

Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? (大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now?阿三：（毕恭毕敬）Just keep calm,please!Let me see!（盘坐在地。

两手在头上画画如一休）（旁外音：当当当，砰！！）（阿三起）Ok,I get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~（作杀状）Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qing is ours~~~ （淫笑）太子与阿三作流口水状.太子：Ha, ha~~~. Good idea,Good idea!But do you think who we can sent?阿三：I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue .He is traveling in our country these days. I think we can’t lose the chance. We must employ him quickly. 太子：Well, deal with the things as soon as possible.第二幕：tournament (比武)西门吹雪（上台，摆出一幅酷式，手一张，一条纸带随风而下）西门吹雪（Xi Men Chui Xue）身高：190cm Height: 190cm最爱干的事情：聊qq Favorite doing: chatting战斗力：无限War power: endless最爱的颜色：黑色Favorite color: black武器：长剑Weaponry: long sword最爱喝的饮料：啤酒Favorite drinks: beer血型：O Type of blood: O最崇拜的人：小燕子，****** Favorite idol: Xiao Yanzi Mao Zedong Today I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out.荆轲（抖嗦而上）站在一边，不敢出大气。

旁白：Competition begins.荆轲（带剑冲向西门吹雪，半途停住）Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue?西门吹雪：Just come on.荆轲：（又冲，停在西门吹雪面前）Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the story?西门吹雪：（不耐烦）what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question?荆轲（环视四周见无一人，便跪在西门吹雪面前，大哭）My hero, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. Please don’t kill me. Give me the life, please!西门吹雪（大怒）I thought Jingke is a hero. But you beg for life. How can I forgive you? Give me your life. (举剑刺向荆轲，忽然，捂住自己的肚子，自语) Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (抬头) where is the toilet?荆轲：T-o-i-l-e-t-?西门吹雪：WC.荆轲：W-C-?西门吹雪：（急）茅厕！！Are you happy to hear such rude words?荆轲：I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.西门吹雪下。

太子丹与阿三上，看见荆轲，大吃一惊，太子丹给阿三一个眼色，阿三会意。

走至荆轲前。

阿三:What’s your name, please? Hero.荆轲不屑一顾。

太子丹（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name, please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：宁在花下死，作鬼也风流。

Even dying under the flower, Also happy as a ghost.——快活魔王荆轲是也Happy prince of the gost太子丹（抱拳）：How do you do荆柯：How do you do.荆柯突欲走，太子丹给阿三一个眼色。

阿三：Hero, wait for a moment. I have a problem which needs your help。

太子丹：You can gain a lot of things.荆柯欲走又止。

太子丹(从衣兜里掏出一张卡片): Here is a card for traveling all over the world for free, please accept it please, hero.荆柯正准备拿，但马上又止，转身又欲走太子丹（慌了）：I must use the last way. Ladies and gentlemen. This is Miss Huang! 旁白：“大世界”响起有一妖艳女子走上（男扮女装），走到荆柯面前，给荆柯抛了一个眉眼。

荆柯两眼发直。

太子丹与阿三（击掌）Yeah!荆柯（站直，厉声道）：Great man, both born and die for his motherland. I am not the guy who just wants money and beauty. What shall I do? Prince, just say it out. But this lady……太子丹：No problem.第三幕：Say goodbye in Yishui River(易水别)荆珂挽着那女子，太子丹在后，阿三一手拿着地图，一手拿着人头上。

阿三：We have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Please just stop here. Goodbye.太子丹：Hero, Let me see you off a little further荆珂：What a boring guy. If you walk a little further, then you will go to Qin instead of me太子丹：Well. Goodbye. Hero. Here is the map and the head of Fan Yuqi, so as to get trust of the king荆珂（接过头，扔在一边。

太子丹，阿三下，荆珂猛抱住妻子）：How can I express my feeling now? I don’t want to leave because I love you. Once I think I will kill Yingzheng . I can’t help rushing into W.C. you known. I don’t want to go. I don’t want to go.妻子：Don’t worry. Do you still love me?荆珂：Sure. I love you just like the mouse likes the rice. I love you more than my own life, more than my wife, more than the whole world. You are the one I first kissed, and I hope you will be the last one.妻子：Well. If you are still loving me. You should not make me sad Stand up like a man. Don’t be fearful. I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂：You must wait for me.妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，旁白：”I will be right here waiting for you”响起荆珂上船，渐渐远去，（歌落）妻子：Hey！You want to come back, use your pig head, if you come back, the assurance that I bought about you will no use. Go to your doom. Never come back.第四幕：murdering (刺秦).一大臣跑在前，一大臣紧随其后，跑了一圈，便上气不接下气。