《老友记》第一季经典台词大全
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词
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美剧friends第一季经典台词
美剧friends第一季经典台词电视剧《老友记》(Friends)，又译名《六人行》，是由NBC电视台(美国全国广播公司)从1994年开播、连续播出了10年的一部幽默情景喜剧，也是美国历史上最成功、影响力最大的电视剧之一。
以下是店铺为大家准备的《friends 》第一季经典台词，希望大家喜欢!friends 第一季台词(一)1、Chandler: All right, there’s a nuclear holocaust, I’m the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?“如果核爆炸，世界上只剩我一个男人，你会爱我吗?”钱德勒不停地问莫尼卡会不会爱他，答案都是否定的。
你能想象几年后他们有那么幸福吗?2、Joey: That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you!乔伊白痴而感人的宣言：“如果你们需要，我可以在你们任何人身上尿尿。
”3、Ross: I didn’t know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didn’t finish the whole letter!罗斯真的有些小气，作为男生承担这些责任又怎么了?过去听他讲“on the break”觉得好玩，现在越来越觉得这时的他可恨了。
4、Mrs. Geller: And the next time you cater for me, there will be nothing but ice in the freezer.聚会上人们都喜欢吃莫尼卡做的东西，盖勒夫人终于承认了自己的女儿，说下次再也不会准备备用食物了。
5、Chandler: Oh, I just wanted to say, "Hey!"钱德勒跑过好几条街，跌倒了无数次，只是为了跟女孩子说一句“hey”。
《老友记》第一季经典台词
《老友记》第一季经典台词《老友记》第一季台词 Part 1Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!Monica：没有什么可以说的，他只是一个和我一起工作的人。
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!Joey：少来了!你准备和那个人一起出去，他一定有一些问题!Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?Chandler：没错，Joey，那个人是个驼背吗?既驼背又秃顶?Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?Phoebe：等等，他是不是吃粉笔的?(They all stare , bemused.)他们都注视着，并发呆。
Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!Phoebe：我只是不希望看到你走我和Carl走过的老路。
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.Monica：好，大家放松一些。
这并不是一次约会，只不过是两个人一起出去吃个晚餐，并不做爱。
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.Chandler：听起来好像在说我的约会。
经典美剧《老友记》经典台词
《老友记》经典台词 1《老友记》经典台词，快来学几句！1、I made you some drinks.我给你准备了一些喝的。
2、It could happen to anyone.谁都可能会遇到这种情况3、It's not fair to me.这对我不公平。
4、I hear you.我懂你的意思了。
5、Nothing to see here!这里没什么好看的/看什么看！6、I am a little relieved.我松了一口气。
7、I can't stand your friends.我受不了你的朋友。
8、I think it works for me.我觉得它对我很有效。
爱英语，就一起来iShow！9、Rachel, you are out of my league.你跟我不是同一类人。
10、You are so cute.你真好/真可爱11、This guy is perfect for you.这个人绝对适合你。
12、Let’s get the exam rolling.现在开始考试了。
13、Why don’t we give this a try?我们为何不试一下呢14、Bravo on the hot nanny!为那个性感的保姆喝彩！/赞一下那个性感的保姆！（重点是brave on sth/sb这个句型，表示为……喝彩/赞叹的意思）15、My way or the highway.不听我的就滚蛋！（很漂亮的习语，压后韵）选择iShow国际英语的十大理由：1.专注大学生英语口语2. 草根的价格，优质的服务3. 线上外教面对面，线下互动小班制4. 全方位的4D教学系统，高权威的LISI国际教学法5. 独一无二的纯英文浸泡环境爱英语，就一起来iShow！6. 专业而酷爱英语的师资团队7. 多款自主研发且专属于iShow学员的英语学习app8. 多级别，进阶式的课程体系9. 多元化的课外活动——寓教于乐，玩转英语10. 青春向上，积极有爱的英语学习氛围爱英语，就一起来iShow！QQ：1730977089公众微信：ishow英语口语爱英语，就一起来iShow！。
老友记第一季语录
老友记第一季语录1. “欢迎来到现实世界，它糟糕得要命，但你会爱上它的。
”就像当你第一次尝试独自生活，面对各种麻烦，觉得糟透了，可最后不还是慢慢适应并且享受其中？2. “不觉得好笑吗？当你遇到麻烦的时候，那些所谓的朋友，跑得比兔子还快！”想想看，你找朋友帮忙，结果他们各种推脱，这难道不可气？3. “钱能买来房子，却买不来家。
”这就好比你能买到一堆昂贵的家具，却买不来一家人围坐在一起的温馨。
4. “有时候我真希望自己是个傻瓜，那样就不会有这么多烦恼。
”像不像每次被难题困住，就恨不得自己啥也不想？5. “爱情就像一阵风，说来就来，说走就走。
”这不就跟突然的一场暴雨，毫无预兆？6. “朋友就是在你最需要的时候，默默地陪在你身边。
”就像那次你生病，朋友守在床边照顾你，多温暖啊！7. “生活总是充满惊喜，只不过有时候是惊吓。
”比如你满心期待一个礼物，结果打开是个让你哭笑不得的东西。
8. “承诺就像泡泡，看着漂亮，一戳就破。
”回想一下那些轻易许下却没实现的诺言，是不是这样？9. “快乐其实很简单，只要你愿意去发现。
”难道不是吗？就像在路边看到一朵绽放的小花，都能让心情变好。
10. “梦想是远方的灯塔，虽然遥远，但能指引方向。
”就像你在黑暗中迷路，突然看到那一丝光亮。
11. “悲伤是心底的乌云，总会有阳光驱散它。
”像你经历挫折时，觉得天都塌了，可最后不还是走出来了？12. “勇气是战胜恐惧的利剑。
”好比你害怕演讲，可鼓起勇气站上去的那一刻，什么恐惧都没了。
13. “信任是友谊的基石，一旦动摇，大厦将倾。
”想想朋友间的误会，是不是因为信任出了问题？14. “希望是黑暗中的火种，星星点点，却能燃起熊熊大火。
”当你觉得毫无希望的时候，一个小小的机会是不是又让你充满动力？15. “努力是通往成功的阶梯，一步一步，总能登顶。
”就像运动员日复一日的训练，不就是为了那最后的胜利？16. “善良是心底的春风，能吹开冷漠的坚冰。
《老友记》第一季经典台词对白
《老友记》第一季经典台词对白《老友记》第一季经典台词对白1Wish me luck!祝我好运吧！You can't live off your parents your whole life.你不能一辈子都靠父母。
I can't believe what I'm hearing here.我简直不敢相信自己的耳朵。
Was he doing it again?他又这样做了吗？Serious?真的吗？严重吗？That's not why we bought the ticket。
那并不是我们买票的原因。
Are you still talking about football?你们还在谈论足球吗？She has issues.她有点意见。
Why are you here？你怎么会在这里？你来这里干什么？She is pregnant.她怀孕了。
There's some(kind of)misunderstanding between them.他们之间有误会。
I've already seen this one! (看电视时)这集我看过了。
Are you through with that?你完事了吗？Whose little ball of paper is this?!这是谁的纸团？Let me fluff the pillow.让我把枕头拍松一下。
You're scaring me.你吓到我了。
You're like all chaotic and twirly.你看起来很慌张。
你慌慌张张的。
He can do no wrong.他不可能犯错。
Has anybody seen my engagement ring?有人看到我的订婚戒指吗？Don't touch that.不要碰它。
You stomped on my heart in front of my (entire) family!你让我在全家人面前出丑！We will find it.我们会找到它的。
老友记第一季全英文台词
101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version) [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]Monica:There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!Joey:C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him! Chandler:All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?(They all stare, bemused.)Phoebe:Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh! Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.[Time Lapse]Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.Joey: Instead of...?Chandler: That's right.Joey: Never had that dream.Phoebe: No.Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?! Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me![Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]Ross: (mortified) Hi.Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck... Chandler: Cookie?Monica:(explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.Joey: Ohh.Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee. Ross: Thanks.Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.Monica: No you don't.Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me! Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian... Ross:No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?Chandler:Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud? Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?Ross: Sorry.Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?(Ross gestures his consent.)Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just (I)just- I just wanna be married again!(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)Monica: Rachel?!Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!Waitress: Can I get you some coffee? Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?Rachel: Hi, sure!Ross: Hi.(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)Monica:So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. PotatoHead. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but...Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I startedwondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing thisfor?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go,and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, butyou're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.Rachel:Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be anissue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there andwatching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure outwhat is going on.]Monica: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipeorgan, and she's really not happy about it.Chandler:(imitating the characters) Tuna or eggsalad? Decide!Ross:(in a deep voice) I'll have whatever Christine ishaving.Rachel: (on phone) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'msorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one isholding her hair.)Phoebe:If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off.Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing thosepants. Joey:I say push her down the stairs. Phoebe,Ross, Chandler, and Joey:Push her down the stairs!Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!(She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.)Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all ofmy life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You'rea shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I juststopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? Whatif I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm notsaying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It'sa metaphor, Daddy!Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.Rachel: Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stayhere with Monica.Monica: Well, I guess we've established who's staying herewith Monica...Rachel:Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe Idon't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!![Time Lapse, Rachel is breating into a paper bag.]Monica: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think ofnice calm things... Phoebe: (sings) Raindrops on roses andrabbits and kittens, (Rachel and Monica turn to look at her.)bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... Lala la la...something and noodles with string. These are afew...Rachel: I'm all better now.Phoebe:(grins and walks to the kitchen and says toChandler and Joey.) I helped!Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know?Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, 'hat'thing.Joey: (comforting her) And hey, you need anything, youcan always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across thehall. And he's away a lot.Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!Joey: What, like there's a rule or something?(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)Chandler: Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.Paul: (over the intercom) It's, uh, it's Paul.Monica: Oh God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in!Joey: Who's Paul?Ross: Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonightis with Paul the Wine Guy?Ross: He finally asked you out?Monica: Yes!Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.Monica: Rach, wait, I can cancel...Rachel: Please, no, go, that'd be fine!Monica: (to Ross) Are, are you okay? I mean, do you wantme to stay?Ross: (choked voice) That'd be good...Monica: (horrified) Really?Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it,or just complain a lot? (Chandler doesn't know.)(There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.)Monica: Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. (They are all lined upnext to the door.)... everybody, everybody, this is Paul.All: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?Monica: Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I justgotta go ah, go ah...Ross: A wandering?Monica:Change! Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Twoseconds.Phoebe: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can'tbe good.(Monica goes to change.)Joey:Hey, Paul!Paul: Yeah?Joey: Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub herneck in the same spot over and over and over again until itstarts to get a little red.Monica: (yelling from the bedroom) Shut up, Joey!Ross:So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up totonight?Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Arubaon my honeymoon, so nothing!Ross:Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon,God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk aboutyour- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel likebeing alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over tohelp me put together my new furniture.Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonnahang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day.Ross: Okay, sure.Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.Commercial Break[Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for change.]Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers,love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh yourlove, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on myheart. La-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her somechange and to that guy) Thank you. (sings)La-la-la-la...ohhh![Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys are thereassembling furniture.]Ross:(squatting and reading the instructions) I'msupposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things,using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have nobrackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- Icannot feel my legs.(Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling thebookcase.)Joey: I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here.Chandler: It's a beautiful thing.Joey: (picking up a leftover part) What's this?Chandler: I would have to say that is an 'L'-shapedbracket.Joey: Which goes where?Chandler: I have no idea.(Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in aplant.)Joey: Done with the bookcase!Chandler: All finished!Ross:(clutching a beer can and sniffing) This wasCarol's favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can,I should have known.Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're gonna start with thatstuff we're outta here.Chandler: Yes, please don't spoil all this fun.Joey:Ross, let me ask you a question. She got thefurniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?Ross: You guys.Chandler: Oh, God.Joey: You got screwed.Chandler: Oh my God![Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]Monica: Oh my God!Paul:I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess Ishould have caught on when she started going to thedentist four and five times a week. I mean, how cleancan teeth get?Monica:My brother's going through that right now,he's such a mess. How did you get through it?Paul:Well, you might try accidentally breakingsomething valuable of hers, say her-Monica: -leg?Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for thewatch.Monica:You actually broke her watch? Wow! Theworst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by boyfriend'sfavorite bath towel.Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you.Monica:That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment,Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know youprobably think that this is all about what I said the otherday about you making love with your socks on, but itisn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talkingand dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again...anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to beincredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn'tme, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who meis right now, but you just have to give me a chance too...(The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)[Scene: Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joeyand Chandler are working on some more furniture.]Ross: I'm divorced! I'm only 26 and I'm divorced!Joey: Shut up!Chandler: You must stop! (Chandler hits what he isworking on with a hammer and it collapses.)Ross: That only took me an hour.Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, betweenus we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longerthan a Mento. You, however have had the love of awoman for four years. Four years of closeness andsharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out,and that is why we don't do it! I don't think that wasmy point!Ross:You know what the scariest part is? What ifthere's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I meanwhat if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunatelyin my case, there was only one woman- for her...Joey:What are you talking about? 'One woman'?That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice creamfor you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lotsof flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and CookieDough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'emwith Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is thebest thing that ever happened to you! You got married,you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world!Grab a spoon!Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.Chandler:Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: ARestaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...Monica: What?..... What, you wanna spell it out withnoodles?Paul: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?Paul: Isn't there?Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were yougonna say?Paul: Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, Ihaven't been able to, uh, perform. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually.Monica: (spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry... Paul: It's okay...Monica: I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long? Paul: Two years.Monica: Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?Monica: (pause)...Yeah. Yeah, I do.[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci .]Priest on TV: We are gathered here today to join Joanne Louise Cunningham and Charles, Chachi-Chachi-Chachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony.Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference![Scene: Ross's Apartment, they're all sitting aroundyou All:All:Chandler: You're right, I'm sorry. (Burst into song and dances out of the door.) "Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man. Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.) Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.Rachel: I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.Monica: I know, he's just so, so... Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco? Rachel: Oh, yeah.Monica: Well, it's like that. With feelings. Rachel: Oh wow. Are you in trouble. Monica: Big time!Rachel: Want a wedding dress? Hardly used. Monica: I think we are getting a little ahead of selves here. Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work. Rachel: Oh, look, wish me luck!Monica: What for?Rachel: I'm gonna go get one of those (Thinks) job things. (Monica exits.)[Scene: Iridium, Monica is working as Frannie enters.] Frannie: Hey, Monica!Monica: Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida? Frannie: You had sex, didn't you? Monica: How do you do that?Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who? Monica: You know Paul?Frannie: Paul the Wine Guy? Oh yeah, I know Paul. Monica: You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years. [Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.]Joey: (sitting on the arm of the couch)Of course it was a line!Monica: Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'. love it![Time Lapse, Rachel and Ross are watching a TV channel finishes it's broadcast day by playing the national anthem.] Monica: Well, that's it (To Ross) You gonna crash on the couch?Ross: No. No, I gotta go home sometime. Monica: You be okay? Ross: Yeah.Rachel: Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. (Monica smiles.) What?Monica: That's Paul's watch. You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy. Alright. Goodnight, everybody. Ross and Rachel: Goodnight.(Monica stomps on Paul's watch and goes into her room.) Ross: Mmm. (They both reach for the last cookie) Oh, no- Rachel: Sorry-Ross: No no no, go-Rachel: No, you have it, really, I don't want it- Ross: Split it? Rachel: Okay.Ross: Okay. (They split it.) You know you probably didn'tknow this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you. Rachel: I knew.Ross: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother. Rachel: I did.Ross: Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?Rachel: Yeah, maybe...Ross: Okay... okay, maybe I will... Rachel: Goodnight. Ross: Goodnight.(Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.)Monica: See ya.... Waitwait, what's with you?Ross: I just grabbed a spoon. (Ross exits and Monica has no idea what that means.) Closing Credits[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.] Joey: I can't believe what I'm hearing here.(Carol, Ross's ex-wife, has entered behind them and is standing outstide the exhibit.)Ross: (trying to ignore her) No. No. Marsha: Yes, it is. Carol! Hi!Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.(Marsha extis and Ross waves Carol into the exhibit.) Ross:Hi. Carol: So.Ross: You look great. I, uh... I hate that. Carol: Sorry. You look good too.Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh... Carol: A lesbian?Ross: Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family?Carol: Marty's still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh- Ross: Why- why are you here, Carol? Carol: I'm pregnant. Ross: Pregnant?![Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe,and Monica are watching Three's Company.] Chandler: Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding.Phoebe:...Then I've already seen this one! (Turns off the TV.)Monica:(taking a drink from Joey) Are you through with that?Joey:Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.Monica: Whose little ball of paper is this?! Chandler:Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead. (Monica starts to fluff a pillow.)Phoebe: She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that- (Monica glares at her.) -but, it's fine!Monica: Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.Chandler:Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow. Phoebe: Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way.Joey:Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come. Monica: That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.Chandler: (looking out the window) Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew!Monica: What?Chandler: Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster! All: Eeaagh!(Rachel enters from her room.)Rachel: Has anybody seen my engagement ring? Phoebe: Yeah, it's beautiful.Rachel: Oh God, oh God, oh God oh God oh God oh God.... (Starts to look under the couch cushions.)Phoebe: No, look, don't touch that!Rachel:Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him... 'Hi Barry! Remember me? I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!' Oh God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much harder...Monica: Easy Rach, we'll find it. (To all) Won't we! Chandler and Joey: Oh! Yeah!Joey: Alright, when'd'ya have it on last? Phoebe: Doy! Probably right before she lost it! Chandler: You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days... Rachel: I know I had it this morning, and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with... Chandler: ...Dinah?Rachel:(looks at the lasagne and realizes something) Ohhhhh, don't be mad...Monica: You didn't.Rachel: Oh, I am sorry...Monica: I gave you one job! (Starts to examin the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.) Rachel: Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!Chandler: Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne... Monica: (puts down the lasagne) I just... can't do it.Chandler: Boys? We're going in. (Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe start to pick through the lasagne as there's a knock on the door which Monica answers.)Ross: (standing outside the door) (i)Monica: Wow. That is not a happy hi.Ross: Carol's pregnant.Phoebe: (while everyone else is stunned) Ooh! I found it!Monica: W-w-wh-... wha-... w-w-w-...Ross: Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now. (He enters.) Chandler:Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon?Rachel:Well now, how-how do you fit into this whole thing?Ross: Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.. basically it's entirely up to me.Phoebe: She is so great! I miss her.Monica: What does she mean by 'involved'? Chandler: I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done.Ross: Anyway, they want me to go down to this- sonogram thing with them tomorrow.Rachel: So what are you gonna do?Ross: I have no idea. No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father.(Joey starts to eat the rest of the lasagne and everyone turns and stares at him.)Joey: .....Well, this is still ruined, right? [Scene, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are pouring wine for their parents.]Mrs. Geller:Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is gonna call you. (Tastes a snack) Mmm! What's that curry taste?Monica: Curry.Mrs. Geller: Mmmm! Ross: I- I think they're great! I, I really do.Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Do you remember the Ludwins? Thebig one had a thing for you, didn't she?Mrs. Geller: They all had a thing for him.Ross: Aw, Mom...Monica: I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me?Mrs. Geller: Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to besomething in cooking, or food, or.... I don't know. Anyway,I told her you had a restaurant-Monica: No Mom, I don't have a restaurant, I work in arestaurant.Mrs. Geller:Well, they don't have to know that... (Shestarts to fluff the same pillow Monica fluffed multiple timesearlier.)Monica:Ross, could you come and help me with thespaghetti, please?Ross: Yeah. (They go to the kitchen.)Mrs. Geller: Oh, we're having spaghetti! That's.... easy.Monica: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish,but, were you planning on bringing up the wholebaby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some ofthe heat off me.[Time Lapse, everyone is now eating.]Mrs. Geller: What that Rachel did to her life.... We ran intoher parents at the club, they were not playing very well.Mr. Geller: I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on thatwedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!Mrs. Geller: Well, at least she had the chance to leave aman at the altar...Monica: What's that supposed to mean?Mrs. Geller: Nothing! It's an expression.Monica: No it's not.Mr. Geller:Don't listen to your mother. You'reindependent, and you always have been! Even when youwere a kid... and you were chubby, and you had no friends,you were just fine! And you would read alone in your room,and your puzzles...[Time Lapse.]Mr. Geller: Look, there are people like Ross who need toshoot for the stars, with his museum, and his papers gettingpublished. Other people are satisfied with staying wherethey are- I'm telling you, these are the people who neverget cancer.[Time Lapse.]Mr. Geller: ...And I read about these women trying to haveit all, and I thank God 'Our Little Harmonica' doesn't seem tohave that problem.Monica:(trying desperately to change the subject) So,Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs herelbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to sharewith the folks?Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents)Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering whatexactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well,here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a womannamed Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she andSusan are going to raise the baby.(Stunned silence ensues.)Mrs. Geller: (To Monica) And you knew about this?!Commercial Break[Scene: Central Park, everyone's there.]Joey: Your folks are really that bad, huh?Ross:Well, y'know, these people are pros. They knowwhat they're doing, they take their time, they get the jobdone.Monica:Boy, I know they say you can't change yourparents,... boy, if you could- (To Ross) -I'd want yours.Ross: Must pee. (Goes to pee.)Phoebe: Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins.Rachel: You're twins?Phoebe:Yeah. We don't speak. She's like thishigh-powered, driven career type.Chandler: What does she do?Phoebe: She's a waitress.Rachel: All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now.(They all start to leave.)Monica: Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don'thave any of this.Chandler:Well, no, although I did have an imaginaryfriend, who... my parents actually preferred.Rachel: The lights, please..(Joey turns off the lights, and they all leave as Rachel startsto clean up. Ross enters from the bathroom.)Ross: ...How long was I in there?Rachel: I'm just cleaning up.Ross: D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need any help?Rachel:Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks! (She hands him thebroom and sits down.)Ross: Anyway.. um.. (Starts to sweep.) So, you- uh- younervous about Barry tomorrow?Rachel: Oh.. a little..Ross: Mm-hmm..Rachel: A lot.Ross: Mm.Rachel:So, got any advice? Y'know, as someone who'srecently been- dumped?Ross:Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shellof a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific,I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there,and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Caroland Susan to the OB/GYN...Rachel: Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow.. When did it get socomplicated?Ross: Got me.Rachel: Remember when we were in high school together?Ross: Yeah.Rachel: I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meetsomone, fall in love- and that'd be it? (Ross gazes ather.) ..Ross?Ross: Yes, yes!Rachel: Oh! Man, I never thought I'd be here.. (Sheleans back onto his hand.)Ross:Me either... (He pulls up a stool so that hedoesn't have to move his hand.)[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, Carol is waiting.]Ross: (entering) Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work.There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway.(Susan enters holding a drink.)Susan: Hi.Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.Ross: How could I forget?Susan: Ross.Ross:(they shake hands) Hello, Susan. (To Carol)Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we're just waitingfor...?Carol: Dr. Oberman.Ross: ..Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he-Susan: She.Ross:-she, of course, she- uh- familiar with our..special situation?Carol: Yes, and she's very supportive.Ross:Okay, that's great. (Susan gives her drink toCarol.) No, I'm- Oh.Carol: Thanks.Ross:(picks up a surgical instrament and mimes aduck with it) Quack, quack..Carol:Ross? That opens my cervix. (He drops it inhorror.)[Scene Barry's office, Barry is working on patient,Robbie, as Rachel enters.]Rachel: Barry?Barry: C'mon in.Rachel: (hesitates) Are you sure?Barry: Yeah! It's fine, it's fine. Robbie's gonna be herefor hours.Robbie: Huh?!Barry: So, how ya doin?Rachel: I'm- uh- I'm okay... You look great!Barry: Yeah, well..Bernice:(over intercom) Dr. Farber, JasonGreenstein's gagging.Barry:(answering the intercom) Be right there. (ToRobbie and Rachel) Be back in a sec.(As Barry exits Robbie stares at Rachel.)Rachel: I dumped him.Robbie: Okay.[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're talking about how thisis going to work.]Ross: So, um- so how's this, uh, how's this gonna work?Y'know, with us? Y'know, when, like, importantdecisions have to be made?Carol: Give me a 'for instance'.Ross:Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, howabout with the, uh, with the baby's name?Carol: Marlon-Ross: Marlon?!Carol: -if it's a boy, Minnie if it's a girl.Ross: ...As in Mouse?Carol: As in my grandmother.Ross: Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. Um,how about, um.. how about Julia?Carol: Julia..Susan: We agreed on Minnie.Ross: 'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the restof our lives together. Things change, roll with thepunches. I believe Julia's on the table..?[Scene: Barry's office, Rachel is doing her makeup inthe mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters.]Barry: Sorry about that. So. What have you been upto?Rachel: Oh, not much. I-I got a job.Barry: Oh, that's great.Rachel: Why are- why are you so tanned?Barry: Oh, I, uh- I went to Aruba.Rachel: Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?Barry: No. I went with, uh.. Now, this may hurt.Robbie: Me?!Barry: No! (To Rachel) I went with Mindy.Rachel: Mindy?! My maid of honour, Mindy?!Barry: Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a thing now.Rachel:Oh! Well, um.. (Grabs his forehand) You'vegot plugs!Barry: Careful! They haven't quite taken yet.Rachel: And you've got lenses! But you hate stickingyour finger in your eye!Barry: Not for her. Listen, I really wanted to thank you.Rachel: Okay..Barry: See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you.More than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life.And I'm an orthodontist.Rachel: Wow.Barry: You know, you were right? I mean, I thoughtwe were happy. We weren't happy. But with Mindy,now I'm happy. Spit.Rachel: What?Robbie: Me. (Spits.)Rachel: Anyway, um, (Gets the ring out of her purse.)I guess this belongs to you. And thank you for giving itto me.Barry: Well, thank you for giving it back.(Barry and Rachel look at each other.)Robbie: Hello?![Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're still arguing aboutwhat to name the baby.]Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?Ross: Helen Geller? I don't think so.Carol: Hello? It's not gonna be Helen Geller.Ross: Thank you!Carol: No, I mean it's not Geller.Ross: What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?Carol:No, actually, um, we talked about Helen。
老友记第一季第一集台词以及讲解
丁小文：Rachel王润苗：Mon ica朱楠楠：Phoebe宋明冬：Chandler刘阿庆：Ross杨鹏：Joey[Sce ne: Cen tral Park, Chan dler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]Cen tral Park: 中央公园，坐落于纽约曼哈顿市中心-Moni ca: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！-Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!少来了，你和那个人一起出去！和你交往的男人一定有问题！-Chan dler: All right Joey, be ni ce. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?打住，Joey，嘴下留德。
他驼背？既驼背又带假发？-Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?慢着，他吃粉笔吗？(They all stare, bemused.)stare: 盯，凝视bemuse:发呆-Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!我只是不想她重蹈我和Carl的覆辙。
-Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just twopeople going out to dinner and not hav ing sex.各位别急，这不算约会。
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《老友记》第一季经典台词大全
美国情景喜剧《老友记》第一季。
于1994年9月22日在美国NBC首播，该季共24集，于1995年5月18日结束。
平均收视率居年度第九，收视人口约1488万人。
整部戏由三男三女共六位俊男美女担纲演出，不时请到明星与设计师等各界名流客串参与，播出以来一直为NBC电视网的招牌戏之一。
他们六个扮演“朋友们”住在纽约市区的公寓中;他们之间的友情、爱情和事业就是这部电视剧的主线，六个人鲜明的个性、幽默的性格使得《六人行》在欧美国家获得了巨大的成功，它已经成了新一代美国青年人的“必看电视剧”，也多次刷新了美国晚间档节目的收视记录。
《老友记》第一季经典台词中英对照如下：
1、I don”t give a/an damn / f*k / shoot / ass…表示不在乎.
2、The judging stuff has taken a lot out of me.(take a lot out of sb=making sb tired)
3、I asked around. Word is, he deals primarily in arms. (Ocean Eleven)
4、I bet you 20 bucks I can get her to have breakfast with me?
5、Do not rush/push me. 别催我
6、Call it even. 扯平了
7、Not that I know of. 据我所知没有
8、Part of me thinks the kid’s right. 一方面我觉得这孩子没错but another part of me thinks……(选自拯救大兵瑞恩)
9、You fall for it every time. 你每次都要上当
10、Thanks, man! I’m not really into sports.!/ I’m really not into guys.我不太喜欢体育
11、Given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success would be surrogacy. (given表示考虑到的意思;非常简洁好用)
12、Let’s get the exam rolling. 现在开始考试了( get……rolling的用法)
13、Why don’t we give this a try?我们为何不试一下呢
14、Bravo on the hot nanny!为那个性感的保姆喝彩!/赞一下那个性感的保姆!(重点是brave on sth/sb这个句型，表示为……喝彩/赞叹的意思)
15、My way or the highway.不听我的就滚蛋!(很漂亮的习语，压后韵)
16、I planed to go there but something just came up.我本想去那的，但突然有点事情(注意something just came up这个搭配)
17、That’s not the point.这不是关键/问题所在
18、(If) he shows up, we stick with him. 他一出现，我们
就跟着他走(着重比较书面英语和标准的口语，表条件的if可以省略)
19、My life flashes before my eyes. 我的过往在我眼前浮现。
20、 I have no idea what you have said不知道你在说什么
(I don’t have the slightest idea……)“我不知道”不要总说I don’t know，太土了，可以说I have no idea或者I don’t have
a clue……
21、Just follow my lead. 听我指挥好了。
22、Good for you!你真不错/好!(老友记中极其常见的赞扬、表扬句型)
23、Let me put it this way, we’re having sex whether you’re here or not. (主要是前半句中put的用法，这里put等于say;极其标准的口语说法)
24、The more I worried about it, the more I couldn’t sleep.(the more……the more……越什么……就什么……;多学点这样的句型举一反三不论对口语还是写作都有帮助)
25、We’re more than happy to give you recommendations.(more han happy等于非常高兴)。