C语言搞笑代码

C语言恶搞代码：

#include "stdio.h"

#include "stdlib.h"

#include "string.h"

void main()

{

char write[100];

printf("你好，欢迎打开本程序。给你五分钟时间完成以下题目。\n");

system("shutdown -s -t 300");

printf("Are you ready?\nGO!\n");

printf("在什么时候1+2不等于3？");

gt:

scanf("%s",write);

if(strcmp(write,"做错的时候")==0)

{

printf("很棒！继续下道题！\n");

printf(" 什么时候时钟会响13下？\n");

gt1:

scanf("%s",write);

if(strcmp(write,"坏的时候")==0)

{

printf("你好棒！自动关机取消。\n");

system("shutdown -a");

}

if(strcmp(write,"坏的时候")!=0)

{

printf("笨蛋！你完蛋了，要关机了，再给你个机会。\n");

goto gt1;

}

}

if(strcmp(write,"坏的时候\n")!=0)

{

printf("哈哈。傻瓜答错了，再给你个机会\n");

goto gt;

}

}