情景剧英文版

打板1.

黄菡：Welcome to watch（the）You Are The One. Thanks for the support of dagu noodles for our program.

财神：Hello every one~Today we are going to take the place of MengFei because he has n’t returned from the bathroom.Thanks to the bathroom of Shandong Normal University.You all know.

黄菡：Now that life is so hard,there is no need to betray each other.

财神：What is the meaning?

黄菡：In Chinese,it’s called”人艰不拆”.In English,is”ren-jian-bu-chai”.

黄菡：caishen,I guess you are so happy because Mengfei’absent.

财神：Yes yes I’m so so happy.Almost every time,Mengfei’s head blind the audience’s eyes.I feel happy for the audience.After all 大家好才是真的好

黄菡：Don’t play jokes.Let’s begin our program.

打板2.

黄菡：Welcome our famel guests,the women of the harem:Hua-fly,chun-er,cao expensive and zhen-huan.

财神：Please introduce youself.

华妃：The man I want must stronger than me or smarter the me,otherwise he can’t control me.

淳儿：I want the man who are willing to buy food for me or cooking for me.Just capture my stomach.

曹贵人：I will never get old before my Mr.right steps in my life.

甄嬛：I would like to have a soul mate, without any separation.

华妃：The bitch always is a bitch.

打板3.

广告

淳儿：Please give me 10 bowls dagu noodles of Shandong Normal University.

黄菡：OK,give you.

淳儿拿面走，掉了一碗

黄菡：Hey,little girl,your noodles.

淳儿：No,it’s your noodles.

淳儿开始吃，边吃边说：dagu noodles of Shandong Normal University,well-sold among hundreds years.It can be sold 70 millions bowls,it is long enough to circle the earth more than 3 times.

华妃：dagu noodles of Shandong Normal University is authentic noodles;

dagu noodles of Shandong Normal University is the leader of dagu noodles;

not every dagu noodles is called dagu noodles of Shandong Normal University;

I’m one of the guys in Shandong Normal University,I represent dagu noodles.

打板4.

黄菡：welcome the first guest,he is recommended by the historic college.

音乐起

男嘉宾：Hello,every one, I’m 爱新觉罗.胤禛，about 300 years old, living in Beijing.

财神：You are thinking highly of yourself,your name is too hypocritical and you are too old.

黄菡：Is that all?This guest is a scion,he is really staid. Please chose the one you like.

选心动女生（甄嬛，）

VCR.雍正

(I’m an authentic man living in Beijing,I had many palaces at once,but they were all taken away by the govorment.I used to manage The Forbidden City,but I resigned it because of most people did’t support me.)

集体灭灯，吐槽

华妃：Your emotion intellligence is too low.

淳儿：I guess you can’t cook for me and you have no money to buy some delicious.

曹贵人，甄嬛摇头叹气，遗憾离场

离场曲

打板5

开场曲

黄菡：welcome the sceond guest,he is recommended by lao-gan-ma sauce.

都敏俊：Hello every one.

财神：What’s your name?

都敏俊：du-min-jun,I come to this program for a special girl.

黄菡：OK。Let’s watch his VCR.

VCR.

(I used to be a doctor,lawyer,banker,professor.have many departments and have super capacity)

全体女生留灯

华妃：Professor is so handsome,I can see you are extraordinary when I look at your face,Shilan guess that I fall in love with you at first sight.So just let me be with you.

都敏俊：You are right,many people say the same things as you.But some one take it for granted. 淳儿：In my point of view,brother professor virtually looks handsome.I think my whole life time is too short for me to admire you.I heard that fry-chicken and beer in your country is really popular, so can you take me to eat some.

都敏俊：I will do anything for the right girl.

曹贵人：Professor must be the one that I can rely on and you seem to be a good father for wen-yi. 都敏俊三笑留情

甄嬛：Professor is same as my fore-boyfriend in appearance and character.I will surport you until the end.

都敏俊友好而疏离的笑

华妃：The bitch is always a bitch.

黄菡：You make all women’s imaginations for a man come ture.Like xiao-feng in novel written by jin-yong.

财神：Your condition is much better than the first guest,but I warn all the femal guests take serious in long distance in relationship.

VCR.

张律师（华妃客串）：I am his good friend,our min-jun is graduated from Haverst University,no one can defeat him in appearance.He has such a sympathy that he can’t refuse to help any girl who need a help.He has abandant money and has a stable job.