英语课前三分钟演讲PPT

妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大一点，另一个小点儿。跟妹妹分着吃。妈妈说。所以，

哈里就把小个的给了妹妹，自己开始啃那个大个的。哼，妹妹说，如果妈妈给了我，我会把

大的给你，把小的留给自己的。对呀，哈里说，你拿到的不就是小的吗？还着什么急呀？英

语笑话：要求加薪 asking for a raiseat the radio station where i worked, the manager

called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering

purchasing. he closed the door so we wouldnt bother people in the outer office. after

listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans,

maniacal（疯狂的） screams, hysterical（歇斯底里的） laughter, pleading and gunshots.

when i finally opened the door and passed the managers secretary, she looked up and

inquired, asking for a raise again? 我在一家之声工作。经理把我叫进他的办公室，让

我预试一下我们准备购买的一套新的音响效果设备。他关上门，以免打扰外面办公室的人。

听了几个常规的音响效果后，我们开始试听低声的呻吟，狂乱的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀求

声和枪声。最后我开门出去，从经理秘书旁边经过时，她抬起头问道：又要求加薪了？英语

笑话：fish net 鱼网can you tell me what fish net is made, ann? a lot of little holes

tied together with strings. replied the little girl.2 ?二者皆是，孩子，皆是。?the child returns a few minutes later and says, daddy,

is michael jackson god?孩子过了一会倒回来说：?爸爸，上帝是迈克杰克逊吗？?【每日一

乐】男生永远不会说的八句话8 things youll never hear a man say 8) here honey, you

use the remote.给，亲爱的，你来用遥控器吧。 7) you know, id like to see her again,

but her breasts are just too big.你知道，我也愿意再跟她约会，但她的胸部实在太大了！

6) ooh, antonio banderas and brad pitt? thats one movie i gotta see!哦！安东尼〃

巴德拉斯和布拉德〃皮特？我一定要看那部电影！ 5) while im up, can i get you anything?

我起身的时候，要帮你（顺手）拿点儿什么吗？ 4) sex isnt that important, sometimes i

just want to be held.性不是那么重要，有时候我只想和你拥抱。 3) aww, forget monday

night football, lets watch melrose place.哦！星期一晚上看什么足球赛啊，我们来看《飞

跃情海》吧！（女生超爱的电视连续剧。） 2) hey, let me hold your purse while you try

that on.4 嘿，你试穿的时候我来帮你拿包包。 1) we never talk anymore.人家再也不跟你说话

了啦！no.1 a helping hand a man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was

raining and p ut his head out the window to check. as he did so a glass eye fell into

his hand. he looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking

down. is this yours? he asked. she said, yes, could you bring it up? and the man agreed.

on arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. as she was very

attractive he agreed. shortly afterwards she said, im abou t to have dinner. theres

plenty. would you like to join me? he readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed

a lovely meal. as the eve ning was drawing to a close the lady said, ive had a marvelous

evening. w ould you like to stay the night? the man hesitated then said, do you act

like this with every man you meet?5篇二：课前英语三分钟演讲

good morning everyone ,befor our class,i’m going to share something about

basketball ,something about nba. as one of millions nba fans ,i’ve been watching nba games for about six years ,for ,as you know ,the nba court is really an amazing place where miracles

happen frequently.especially when there is a buzzer beater taking place at the end

of zhe game ,it’s absolutely the most excting point in the game. do you