聊天常用英语

聊天常用英语

1. Don’t want to sleep in this long night, you too?

长夜漫漫无心睡眠，我以为只有我睡不着觉，原来晶晶姑娘你也睡不着啊！

2. This is my first time here, would you please chat with me?

这是我第一次来这个聊天室，可以和你聊聊吗？

3. May I join the chatting? I’m easy to please.

我可不可以参加进来聊天？我很容易相处。

4. Sorry to bother you. I just want to chat with you.

很抱歉打扰你，我只是想跟你聊一聊.

5. Your name is very special. I guess you must be unique. 你的名字很特别，有趣，你一定是位特别（注：不用“美丽”字样）的姑娘。

第三法俺们那疙瘩都是东北人

1. Where are you come from?

你来自哪里？

2. Which city are you living in?

你现在住在那个城市？

3. I am in Beijing, and you?

我在北京，你呢？

4. Where is your hometown?

你的家乡是哪呀？

5. Great! We are come form same city! In Chinese, when townee see townee, Tears form two eyes. haha~~~

~~~~~~~~ 太好了！我们是老乡！！用中国话来说“老乡见老乡，两眼泪汪汪”，哈哈。

第四法我是博士--“茶博士”也

1. Will you please tell me more about your university and major?

谈谈你毕业的学校和专业怎么样？

2. You are study for Bachelor or Master degree?

你在学习本科学历还是硕士学历？

3. Did you hear that "Bachelor is as much as dogs, Master is all of the street".

你听说过一句话：“本科多如狗，硕士满街走”吗？

4. It’s only kidding. I am a Doctor.

这只是一句玩笑，别介意。我是一位博士生。

5. In fact I am only Tea Doctor. Haha~

~~~~~~~ 实际上我只是一个“茶博士”。哈哈

第五法“轻舞飞扬”：干啥的

1. I am must be younger than me!

我23岁了，你一定比我小吧。

2. May I know your vocation?

你的职业是什么？

3. It's a white-collar job. I think you've good future.

这是白领工作，你一定会很有前途。

4. I am a salesman in a company, work like a cow. Make much milk for company just eat little grass.

我是一名公司销售员，像牛一样"光挤奶、不吃草"。

5. What has kept you so busy lately.

最近在忙什么呢？

第六法给点儿专业精神好不好

1. I can't express myself well in English.

我不能用英语很好的表达自己。

2. I have forgotten everything I learned.

学过的东西我全忘了。（现在完成时标准句）

3. I can't hold on without somebody's assistance.

没有人帮忙，我就坚持不住了。

4. I am working on it. Someday, it'll be a piece of cake. 我正在致力于它,有一天它会是小菜一碟。

5. I try to improve my English by chatting online.

我正通过网上聊天来提高我的英语。

第七法无厘头英语：不要再犹豫了

1. I found an interesting and useful way to study English that is "Wulitou(无厘头)English".

我发现了一个即有趣又有用的方法来学习英语，那就是"无

厘头英语"。

2. It makes study English like a game by use Wulitou(无厘头) sprite.

它用无厘头精神使学习英语变的象游戏轻松有趣。

3. The founders are fans of "Dahuaxiyou《大话西游》"including Foreign teacher、Journalist. They enjoy a common name "zhoubenchi(周奔驰)".

无厘头英语的创立者是一群《大话西游》迷，包括记者、外教，他们共同享有一个名字"周奔驰"。

4. That is true. If you like you can download it from

这是真的，如果你愿意你可以从下载。

5. If you English is perfect, it is unnecessary for you to download it.

如果你的英语很好，那就没必要了。

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第八法哈哈，觉不觉得好玩啊

1. Then, let's change a light topic?

让我们换换口味来一个轻松的话题。

2. Do you know how to say "癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉" by English? 你知道"癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉"怎么说吗？

3. It's not "toad wants to eat swan", it is "angels fly out of your arse".

不是"toad wants to eat swan"而是"angels fly out of your arse"。

4. That means "屁股（arse）里飞出天使(angels)来" if translate it directly. It's interesting, isn't it?

如果直译成中文是"屁股（arse）里飞出天使(angels)来"的意思。很有意思，对吗？

5. Don't be so sensitive. I was kidding.

别这么爱过敏，开个玩笑么。

第九法帮主，品味太差吧

1. What do you do when you are free?

不忙的时候你做些什么？

2. What's you favorite sport?

你喜欢哪项运动

3. What's your favorite movie/movie star.

你最喜欢的电影/电影明星是什么？

4. What's your hobby?

你的喜好是什么？

5. I'm mad/crazy about Wulitou English.

我太喜欢无厘头英语了。

英语聊天室“实战”手册--“泡妞”十八法(下)

第十法爱一个人需要理由吗？

1. Would you mind I ask a private question: Are you single? 介意我问一个私人问题吗？你是单身吗？

2. Do you have "flower protection"，because you are flower in my mind.

你有护花使者了吗？因为在我心目中你就象花一样。

3. What kind of man do you like? Such as Xietingfeng or Liudehua or someone else.

你喜欢哪种男人？比如谢霆锋、刘德华还是别人？

4. I love this sentence which from 《Titanic》：You jump, I jump.

我喜欢电影《泰坦尼克》上的一句精彩对白：你跳我也跳。