幽默英语：20条英语段子
【第一条】
Examination and many children, so that the number of honest learned cheating.
考试害了多少个孩子，让多少诚实的孩子学会了作弊。
【第二条】
For beautiful eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than they were.
对于美女，看两眼就行，转身告诉自己，我老婆比她们都好。
【第三条】
Did you find, those who hate you, looks very ugly.
你有没有发现，那些讨厌你的人，长得都特别丑。
【第四条】
Since I will play QQ, I found my pinyin is getting better and better, the study did not have this effect.
自从会玩QQ后，我发现我拼音越来越好了，读书都没这效果。
【第五条】
I have a flirt with hot chicks ability, but he is a girl.
我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是个妞。
【第六条】
I do not smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand smoke!
我抽的不是烟，也不是寂寞，是二手烟！
【第七条】
Examination of people rely on strength, and I rely on the rich imagination.
考试有人靠的是实力，而我靠的是丰富的想象力。
【第八条】
Abroad: Thought and ability is the key, the domestic: relationship and can run. 国外：思想和才能才是王道，国内：关系和马屁才能横行。
【第九条】
The teacher said to hear and fine, I know he's salary.
听到老师说又要开始罚钱，我就知道是他工资花完了。
【第十条】
The man called the romantic love rich, rich in the coquettish woman.
男人情史丰富那叫风流，女人情史丰富那叫风骚。
【第十一条】
One, two people, three person is to fight at outrance.
一个人快活，两个人生活，三个人就是你死我活。
【第十二条】
Grandpa Mao said, not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying. 毛爷爷说，不以结婚为目的的搞对象都是耍流氓。
【第十三条】
Brother, you have to face the resolution is good?
大哥，把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗？
【第十四条】
In heaven there is no white out the pie, but white out the bricks.
天上没有白掉的馅饼，倒有白掉的砖头。
【第十五条】
Ideals are like the pants, have, but not everyone can go to prove that you have! 理想就像内裤，要有，但不能逢人就去证明你有！
【第十六条】
More to their fucking great time also can not compare with idiot years.
再多各自牛逼的时光也比不上一起傻逼的岁月。
【第十七条】
Thinking of how far, how far you roll; light how fast, how fast you roll.
思想有多远，你就滚多远；光速有多快，你就滚多快。
【第十八条】
Chinese two big characteristics: one, don't love the truth; two, do not want to hear the truth.
中国人就两大特点：一，不爱说实话；二，不爱听实话。
【第十九条】
You look very Chinese, very dedicated, very backbone.
你长的很爱国，很敬业，很有骨气。
【第二十条】
Germany is the only woman, I think I must be too mean.
女子无才便是德，我想我一定是太缺德了。
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咖啡厅常用英语口语情景对话
Hao: Good morning madam. What can I get you? Hao: 早上好，您要点什么？ Jenny: I’d like a coffee please. Jenny: 我要一杯咖啡。 Hao: Certainly madam, what kind of coffee would you like? Hao: 您要哪一种？ Jenny: What have you got? Jenny: 你们都有什么？ Hao: Well we have espresso, cappuccino, latte, skinny latte or americano. Hao: 我们有义式浓缩咖啡，花式咖啡，拿铁咖啡，脱脂拿铁咖啡或美式咖啡。 Jenny: Goodness me! What a choice! I think I’ll have a cappuccino please Jenny: 这么多种类! 请给我一杯花式咖啡吧。 Hao: Here you are. You’ll find the sugar just over there. Hao: 给您，砂糖就在那边。 Ling: Would you like something to drink? Ling: 你想喝点什么？ Jenny: Yes please. Do you have any teas? Jenny: 好的，你们有茶吗？ Ling: Of course we have lots of teas? Ling: 当然，我们有很多。 Jenny: What do you recommend? Jenny: 你给推荐一种吧？ Ling: What about a green tea or perhaps a jasmine tea? Ling: 你看绿茶或茉莉花茶，怎么样？ Jenny: What’s this one? Jenny: 这是什么？ Ling: That’s Oolong tea – it’s a Cantonese tea. Ling: 这是乌龙茶-是一种广东茶。 Jenny: Ok, I’ll try that. Jenny: 好吧，我想试试。 What can I get you? 你要点什么？ What have you got? 你们有什么? What do you recommend? 你给推荐一下好吗？ I’ll try that. 我来试试那个。
英语对话常用100句
英语聊天常用语100句 1. How are you doing? 你好吗？ 2. I'm doing great. 我过得很好。 3. What's up? 出什么事了/你在忙些什么/怎么了？ 4. Nothing special. 没什么特别的。 5. Hi. Long time no see. 嗨，好久不见了。 6. So far so good. 到目前为止，一切都好。 7. Things couldn't be better. 一切顺利。 8. How about yourself? 你自己呢？ 9. Today is a great day. 今天是个好日子。 10. Are you making progress? 有进展吗？ 11. May I have your name, please? 请问尊姓大名？ 12. I've heard so much about you. 久仰大名。 13. I hope you're enjoying your staying here. 希望你在这里过得愉快。 14. Let's get together again. 改天再聚聚。 15. That's a great idea! 好主意！ 16. Please say hello to your mother for me. 请代我向你母亲问好。 17. I'm glad to have met you. 很高兴遇到你。 18. Don't forget us. 别忘了我们。 19. Keep in touch. 保持联系。 20. I had a wonderful time here. 我在这里度过了难忘的时光。 21. Have a nice weekend. 周末愉快。 22. Same to you. 彼此彼此。 23. Nice talking to you. 很高兴与你聊天。 24. Take care of yourself. 自己当心/照顾好你自己。 25. Thank you for everything. 谢谢你的多方关照/你为我所做的一切。 26. Thank you all for coming. 谢谢光临。 27. I appreciate your help. 我感谢你的帮助。 28. You're always welcome. 别客气/不用谢 29. Forget it. 算了吧 30. It was my pleasure. 不用谢。 31. I made a mistake. 我弄错了。 32. I'm terribly sorry. 实在抱歉。 33. I must apologize! 我必须道歉！ 34. I feel terrible. 我感觉糟透了。 35. It's not your fault. 那不是你的错。 36. Sorry to bother /have bothered you. 抱歉，打扰一下/打扰你了。 37. What do you do? 你做什么工作？ 38. How do you like your new job? 你觉得你的新工作怎样？ 39. I like it a lot. 我很喜欢。 40. I like reading and listening to music. 我喜欢阅读和欣赏音乐。 41. What's wrong? 怎么回事？
搞笑的英文句子
搞笑的英文句子 1、Thewisenevermarry,Andwhentheymarrytheybecomeotherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 2、Whentwo'scompany,three'stheresult! 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！ 3、Successisarelativeterm.Itbringssomanyrelatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。 4、 Themoreyoulearn,themoreyouknow,Themoreyouknow,themoreyouforget.Themoreyouforget,thelessyouknow.Sowhybothertolearn. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？ 5、Savewater.Showerwithyourgirlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。 6、Thereshouldbeabetterwaytostartadaythanwakingupeverymorning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 7、Godmaderelatives;ThankGodwecanchooseourfriends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 8、Adressislikeabarbedfence.Itprotectsthepremiseswithoutrestrictingtheview. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 9、“Hardworkneverkilledanybody.”Butwhytaketherisk?“ ”努力工作不会导致死亡！“不过我不会用自己去证明。 10、Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
有趣的英语表达
If you snooze, you lose. 如果你不注意，就错过良机了。 Give me back my toy, or I will tell Dad on you. 把玩具还给我，不然我去向爸爸告你的状。 Keep your shirt on. He didn't mean to offend you. That's just the way he talks. 别发脾气。那只是他说话的惯常方式，他并非有意要冒犯你。 The seat is saved.这个座有人占了。这句话的意思是“座位已经有人了”,同义句是"The seat is taken." Since the seat is not saved, I can take a seat beside you then. 既然这里没人坐，那么我就坐在你旁边了 -May I sit here? 我可以坐这里吗？ -Sorry, the seat is saved. 对不起，已经有人了。 Hey, man, Let's get something straight. 嘿，兄弟，让我们直率一点 First of all, let me get something straight.This is a journal, not a diary. 首先，我要说明一下，这是一本日志，不是日记。 She told me she loved me but I don't buy it. 她说她爱我，但我不信。 You have won the scholarship? I don't buy it. 你得了奖学金？我才不相信你的鬼话呢。 She is totally buying it. 她完全相信。 I don’t have a voice in the group. 我在小组内没有发言权。 People must have a voice. 人民必须有发言权。 No place else like Great Wall in the world. 长城是世上独一无二的。 -You are telling me! -那还用说 这里说的You're telling me!可不是“你告诉我”的意思，而是“我早就知道啦！”当别人和你说一件你很清楚的事情的时候，你就可以这么说哦！ -Brush your teeth after meals is good for your teeth. 餐后刷牙对牙齿有益。 -You are telling me! I do it all the time. 早知道啦，我一直都是这么做的。
英语日常情景对话
情景对话 你有什么计划吗？ Nancy：Have a nice weekend! 周末好！ Jerry：Thanks. You too! 谢谢！你也好！ Nancy：Do you have any plans? 你有什么计划吗？ Jerry：Well, my family's away and I can't afford to do much. What about you? 嗯，我家里人都走了，我承受不起做太多的事。你呢？ Nancy：Oh, I haven't decided what I'm going to do yet. 哦，我还没决定我要做什么呢。 这几天真是太打扰你了 John：Have you had a good time these past few days? 这几天玩得怎么样啊？ Lily：Yes. Kunming is really a beautiful place. 好极了。昆明这地方真漂亮。 John：Thank you. You're welcome here anytime you want. 谢谢夸奖。什么时候想来就过来玩儿。 Lily：I'm afraid I've been a bother these past few days. 这几天真是太打扰你了。 John：Don't mention it. You know, we're old friends. 别这么客气。咱俩都老朋友了。 Lily：Well. Please come to Beijing if you have time, and let me do the honors. 好。有时间的话，一定来北京玩儿，让我也尽尽地主之宜。John：Okay. Have a safe trip. 好的。一路顺风。
(完整版)有趣的英语单词
lol---laugh out loud 表示对方说的很好笑 lmao---laugh my ass off 意思同上 thx---thank you ftw---f**k the world 但这个并不是骂人用的,而是宣泄自己的不满 brb---byebye wth---what the hell 表达见鬼的意思 imho,imo（in my humble opinion,in my opinion）： 在我看来,常见于论坛. 2）idk（I don't know）：我不知道. 3）thx（thanks）：按照发音来看,thanks字尾的ks可以用字母X代替.（这个我倒是早就知道了,和在秦苏珊托福班的同学经常这么发,当然还有一种常用的是3Q,不知是不是中国人自创的, 4）plz（please）：请.please 字尾是z 音,所以按照读音缩写为plz. 5）Imao（laughing my arse/ass off）：笑死我了.遇到真正搞笑的事,可以这么说,不过有点粗俗. 6）rofl（rolling on the floor laughing）：笑到摔到地上 7）roflmao（rolling on the floor laughing my ass of）：前两个的结合版,也就是超级搞笑的意思. 8）lol（laugh out loud）：大声地笑.这个缩写已经快被用烂了但我还是…..不知道（汗.）9）brb（be right back）：很快回来.也就是I'll be right back 或I'm gonna be right back的简写. 10) jk（just kidding）：开玩笑,别当真. 11) ttyl（talk to you later）：下次再说. 12) g2g（got to go）：要走了.原句是I've got to go. 13) btw（by the way）：这个大多数人都会用,就是“顺便再说一句”的意思. 14）4ever = forever 15）B4 = Before 16）Cam = Web Camera 17）CIAO = Goodbye (in Italian) 18）CID = Consider It Done 19）CIO = Check It Out 20）CSL = Can’t Stop Laughing 21）F2F/FTF = Face To Face 22）IDKY = I Don’t Know You IDST = I Didn’t Say That IDTS = I Don’t Think So IFAB = I Found A Bug IFU = I Fed Up IGGP = I Gotta Go Pee IIIO = Intel Inside,Idiot Outside IIMAD = If It Makes An(y) Difference IIRC = If I Remember Correctly IIWM = If It Were Me
商场常用英语情景对话
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Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, “Guess what, folks. We justlost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive inLondon three hours late.” At this point, one passenger became furious. “For Pete's sake,” he shouted, “If we lose anotherengine, we'll be up here all night!” 一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时。 过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：各位，你们猜怎么啦?我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。 正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。 对话形式的英语小笑话篇三 A ne wspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: “If a fire broke out inthe Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?” 一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅? The winning repl y was: “The one nearest the exit.” 获奖的答案是：最接近门口的那一幅。 看了对话形式的英语小笑话的人还看了：
经典幽默英语故事(30个)-(1)
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?日常用语： 就是日常生活中的交际用语，如Thank you. Sorry.等 谚语： 即是人们生活中常用的现成的话。 谚语类似成语，但口语性强，通俗易懂，而且一般都表达一个完整的意思，形式上差不多都是一两个短句。 例如：Helaughsbestwholaughslast.谁笑到最后，谁就笑得最好。 Nopains,nogains.没有付出，就没有收获。 ?英语日常交际用语分类： 打招呼与告别用语（Greeting and Saying Good-bye） 1.－How are you ? －I’m fine, thanks. 2. －Nice to meet you. －Nice to meet you, too. 谈论颜色（Talking about colour） 1. －What colour is it? －It’s red. 2. －What’s you favourite colour, Jenny? －My favourite colour is blue. 3. －How many colours do you like? －Three. 谈论高度（Talking about height） 1. －Are you short or tall? －I’m short／tall. 2. －How tall am I, Mr Wood? －You’re 1.6 metres tall. 看病用语（Seeing a doctor） 1. －What’s the matter? －I cut my knee. It hurts. 就餐用语（Having meals） 1. －Would you like some dumpling? －No, thanks.／ Yes please. 2. I’d like porridge for breakfast. 3. It’s ／Thery’re delicious. 4. What would you like for supper? 5. －Are you ready to order? －Yes, please. I’d like……. 谈论天气（Talking about weather） 1 －How is the weather today?／What’s the weather like today?
一些有趣的英语词汇
学术之余积累下来的一些有趣的英语词汇 desk potato 桌边神游族 指整天坐在书桌边，却不见有任何事情完成的人；通常都是因为他们成天都在上网闲逛或玩游戏。 foodoir 食忆录 一种个人体验记录，着重描述食物，把食物作为表达个人体验的手段。 outfit clash 撞衫 （尤指明星）在同一场合穿了相同或非常相似的衣服。 password fatigue 密码疲劳 由于账号、密码过多，不得不记忆大量的密码而导致的精神疲惫和压力 face blindness 脸盲症 一种神经心理性疾病，表现为对熟悉面孔识别能力的降低或丧失。 third wheel 电灯泡 不发挥任何作用的人和事物，或是在两人约会时陪伴在旁的一个多余的人。omega male 绝世衰男 男人中，排在“最后一名”的人。 FOMO addiction 社交控(FOMO=Fear Of Missing Out) 人们在忙于眼前事的时候，总是害怕会错过更有趣或者更好的人和事。
office dwellers 赖班族 下班后，还赖在办公室不走的人们。 sunflower clan 向日葵族 那些像向日葵一样的人，他们总能看到生活积极的一面，信奉“知足常乐”。text purgatory 备受煎熬等短信 给心仪的人发邀约短信后，等对方回复的那种焦急等待的煎熬。 Singlism 单身歧视 人们惯有的对单身人士的一些负面印象，以及对单身人士的差别待遇。plasticine man 橡皮人 “得过且过”是越来越多疲惫的年轻白领的生活信条，他们被称为“橡皮人”。Teacup 茶杯型人 心理极其脆弱、不堪一击的人。 DINK exit clan 悔丁族 随着年龄增长后悔做“丁克”、想要孩子的那一群人。 Finlit 金融素养 financial literacy的缩写，是指理解与金融相关的术语和问题的能力。 Wikidiot 维基傻瓜 相信维基百科上的所有信息都是事实或者将其视为可靠来源的人。
英语情景对话——常用
英语情景对话——常用 英语情景对话一 对春节期间的烟花爆竹燃放问题的讨论 A：Happy new year, LIU, It is nice to enjoy New year holiday, but the noise of the fireworks and firecrackers bothers me recently. B: Happy new year, On the contrary,I think the fireworks and firecrackers is as nice as the Spring festival. A:Oh no, A t New Year’s Eve, I was up all night because there is too much noise outside. I think fireworks and firecrackers should be prohibited. B:I may not agree with you. The noise of them is a symbol of lively festive atmosphere. And I set off some fireworksat New Year’s Eve. It’s so interesting. A: Ok, the noise, is a piece of cake, it is just for me. But fireworks and crackers will cause air pollution. When firework is set off, it will produce lots of sulfur dioxide which is harmful to our environment. What’s more, fireworks and crackers do lots of harm to people. To make the matter worse, children love playing carelessly with firecrackers, which more often cause conflagration. B: Yeah, some of what you have said is true and It should cause the attention of people. But as long as people pay attention to safety when setting off, I think, It'sunderstandable to set off fireworks and firecrackers during the festival and they should not be prohibited. A:There also exist potential hazards in manufacturing, shipping and storing them. B: As a traditional way to celebrate the New Year, quite a few people think firecrackers have become part of our Chinese culture. Lots of fun will be gone with the ban of firecrackers. A: True, to change a custom is not easy, and people are not ready for such drastic action, but it will pay in the long run if the setting off of firecrackers is effectively banned in the cities. B: Maybe, we can celebrate our holiday by other ways instead of setting off firework.
英语对话
问东答西篇Ask the east answer on the west of article E1:叩门 考1: Come in, please.请进 E1: Thank you. 谢谢 考1: Please introduce yourself.请先自我介绍 E1: I am here to apply for the position of accountant. 我是来应聘会计这个职位的 考2: Well, on your own, please introduce yourself. 额，关于你自身，请先做自我介绍 E1：I'm really happy for you! So in the morning I ate a deep-fried dough sticks and two pie! I believe I am good! 我真的很开心来应聘诶！所以早上我吃了一根油条和两个大饼！ 我相信我很棒！ 考1：Well, the following question, what are your strengths? 好，下面一个问题，你的特长是什么？ E1：Oh. I love good food. 哦，我的爱好是吃。 考2：Why do you come to our company? 你为什么来我们公司？ E1：Of course, is to make money! 当然是赚钱啦！ 考2：Do you think the accounting most in need of what advantages? 你觉得会计最需要什么优点？ E1：Well, let me see, I think in the industry, the company will give me a huge bonus. 嗯，让我想想，我觉得在业时，公司会给我丰厚的奖金。
经典搞笑英语翻译
经典搞笑英语翻译 1．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers！together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝6．you me you me 彼此彼此7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知… 9．W ATCH SISTER 表妹10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five! 16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。18．you have two down son。你有两下子。19．as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！！！！20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face , I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
英语日常情景对话有用的情景对话资料28324
二十一个场景对话 目录 1、你有什么计划吗？ (2) 2、这几天真是太打扰你了 (3) 3、英文问路指路 (4) 4、这位子有人坐吗？ (6) 5、打电话预定餐厅位子 (8) 6、商务宴会中的英文点菜方式 (10) 7、At Breakfast 吃早餐 (14) 8、如何用英语买火车票 (16) 9、谈薪水必备英语口语 (17) 10、On a Bus 在公共汽车上 (21) 11、Asking Favors 求助 (23) 12、Making an Appointment 预约 (25) 13、Saying Goodbye 告别 (26) 14、Meeting old friends 老友重逢 (28) 15、Saying Thank You 道谢 (30) 16、介绍和开场白 (32) 17、Finding a Room 找住房 (34) 18、At a Hotel 在旅馆 (36)
19、The weather 天气 (38) 20、这里停车每小时多少钱？ (39) 21、为什么突然要辞职呢？ (40) 1、你有什么计划吗？ Nancy：Have a nice weekend! 周末好！ Jerry：Thanks. You too!
谢谢！你也好！ Nancy：Do you have any plans? 你有什么计划吗？ Jerry：Well, my family's away and I can't afford to do much. What about you? 嗯，我家里人都走了，我承受不起做太多的事。你呢？ Nancy：Oh, I haven't decided what I'm going to do yet. 哦，我还没决定我要做什么呢。 2、这几天真是太打扰你了 John：Have you had a good time these past few days? 这几天玩得怎么样啊？ Lily：Yes. Kunming is really a beautiful place. 好极了。昆明这地方真漂亮。
英语课堂搞笑对话
英语情景对话,自己和舍友5个人在课堂上表演过.材料是自己整合了几个小故事和网上的对话小片段,在此为需要帮助的同学提供点参考.为了更好的说明,中间穿插了汉语.(英语水平不行啊).主要以娱乐为主.故事大概是这样的,有一个老师(也是旁白)和他的四个学生,一个美国人,一个印度人,一个中国人,一个日本人.看到这儿,应该可以猜到内容了,恶搞日本人的.对话如下: Pangbai: Long time ago, I was a teacher in a village and My name is Hutu and I have four students: an American. a Chinese , an India and a Japanese. Now they are coming . 四个人登场,进行自我介绍 (印度人):Good morning, boys and girls. I’m India and the monitor of the class. (中国人): Hello, everyone. I’m Chinese. (美国人): Hi, I’m American. (日本人,自我介绍的时候鞠个躬,显示所谓的礼仪): Hi, I’m Japanese and my English is very poor; Pangbai: During the National Day ,they travelled from Xi’an to Shanghai passby Luoyang. It’s said that some interesting and funny story have been happened when they travelled. Now , they will show us what actually happened in their trip.
超级爆笑的英语单词
超级爆笑的英语单词。English is a crazy language. 英语里有许多非常好玩的单词。它们的词意和表明上看起来的完全没有关系。 There is no egg in eggplant (1) nor ham in hamburger(2)，neither apple nor pine in pineapple(3)。 鸡蛋和茄子没什么血缘关系;苹果和凤梨的长相差距很大。 English muffins(4) weren't invented in England or French fries(5) in France。 英式松饼的家乡不是英国;炸土豆条的发源地也不是法国。 Sweetmeats(6) are candies while sweetbreads(7)，which aren't sweet, are meat。 蜜饯(sweetmeats)不是肉，是甜的;杂碎(sweetbreads)是肉，不是甜的。 We find that quicksand(8) can work slowly, boxing rings(9) are square and a guinea pig(10) is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig。 流沙其实流得很慢;拳击台是方形的;实验用的小豚鼠的老家不是几内亚，长相和猪属于两种型。 If a vegetarian(11) eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian(12) eat?
素食主义者吃蔬菜，人道主义者吃人(human)? How can a slim chance(13) and a fat chance(14) be the same, while a wise man(15) and wise guy(16) are opposites? 胖瘦截然相反，可后面跟着chance就都变成“机会渺茫”了;聪明人(wise man)改一个词，就沦落为自作聪明的人(wise guy)。 How can overlook(17) and oversee(18) be opposites, while quite a lot(19) and quite a few(20) are alike? Look和see是近义词，但oversee监视，overlook意思怎么就是忽视呢;A lot和a few是反义词，但与quite连用，怎么都表示很多的意思呢! When the stars are out(21)，they are visible, but when the lights are out(22)，they are invisible。 星星出来了，我们能看到它们;灯灭了，我们就什么也看不见了。 When you wind up your watch(23)，you start it, but when you wind up an essay(24)，you end it? 给表上发条，表就开始走了;wind up一篇文章，哈哈，文章到此结束啦。