三打白骨精中英文对照搞笑版

三打白骨精中英文对照搞笑版
人物：
T唐僧S：孙悟空、E：猪八戒、J：沙僧、
B：白骨精、B1：B变成的村姑、B2：B变成的太婆、B3：B变化成的老头、
J: Here we are! With green mountains around us and bright river along the mountains .What a lovely day!
终于到了，碧水青山环绕，多好的天儿啊1
T: Wukong,where we are now?
悟空我们现在到哪里了
S: Bajie,map!
八戒地图
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: oh ，master，look！(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
哦师傅你瞧啊！
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you don't take these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
八戒我告诉你多少次啦不要老是带美女图啦！
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
哦师傅原谅我这次吧
T: (缩手)No,I tkink I will take this untill we get to west ,bajie, map.
没门，我想就由我暂时保管，直到我们到达西天，取得真经，八戒地图
E: But……
T: 阿弥陀佛, nothing is lust, lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em……we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! I am so hungry now,(坐)and I can not move anymore, 奥师傅我肚子饿扁了，再也走不动了
S: Fat Pig!
肥猪
E: Monkey!If you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
死猴子如果你再敢说这俩个字，我就，我就
S: You will what(凶相)?
你就要干嘛啊
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
呵呵我就帮你抓虱子啊！
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong, I am a bit hungry ，would you bring us some food?
悟空我也饿了你能帮我们去找点吃的吗？
E: You see ,master is hungry, too!
你看我们师傅也饿了
T: Baijie !Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
八戒不要忘了谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away。

what can we do？
但是师傅如果大师兄走了，有妖怪来我们怎么办
T: Em…….It’s a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
这倒是一个问题悟空你有什么办法吗？
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
E: This is…..?
这是？
S: Electric net! No monster can get you if you stay in it!
电网只要你们待在里面就没有妖怪能抓到你们。

T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more knowledgeable! , knowledge is power!
哦悟空你真是越来越知识渊博哦，知识就是力量啊
S: OK. I’m going to find some food ,Bye!(走)
好的我去找吃的啦拜拜
T:I ‘m a little tired, Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
我有点累了我们打牌吧
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?So easy!,ha ha ha (变成B1) That poor thing can never stop me ! Now I've changed into a girl. 传说中的电网小菜一碟嘛哈哈哈
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?（能加我一个吗）
T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing cards now,and three people are enough.
哦女士我们现在在斗地主三个人足够了
B1: All right I'll watch you then.(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you ar e so clever. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1) Dai!You ugly monster! (上前就打)
B1:（倒)Ah……help!
T: (气愤)Wukong! What are you doing! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: (深呼吸准备唱字母歌)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)ABCDEFG……(阴阳怪气，惨不忍听)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)晕去
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,唉！（长叹一声）
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
哈哈哈哈孙悟空我马上就给你一个教训
B2:Daughter ~ daughter ,where is my daughter ?Hello,have you seen my daughter?
悟空醒看到老妇
T: your daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!
(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸手指乱晃)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(B变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊狂奔过去）
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are monsters!不他们不是人是妖精
T: Monster?I think You are the real monster! You,go! You,go! It is the wrong way.
妖精我看你才是真正的妖精，你走，走哪儿来的回哪儿去吧（孙走错唐指出）你走错啦这边S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
E: Master, brother Monkey is.......
师傅猴哥真的走啦
T: Don't mention that guy any more!不准再提那个混蛋！
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll eat you!ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)Don't touch my master,
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: oh Our hero is back!
T: I,I don’t understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!（师傅你的智商该提高了）
T: How did you find out?（你是咋发现的？）
S: (沉默).......唱Monkey,monkey,you are so great!(猴哥猴哥，你真了不得！)
T: Wukong(S不理T)It’s my mistake.(S仍不理)I'm sorry.(小声)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Speak louder master,I’m afraid I can’t hear you！
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
(谢幕)。