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I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth.And since it's Rachel's birthday......I thought I'd poach a salmon.What?Question. Why do we always have parties where you poach things? You want to be on the food committee?Question 2. Why do we always have parties with committees?Why can't we just get pizza and beer and have fun?I agree. Fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside.And I'm not sure we are.You don't want it to be special?Fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.Joey, they're not real!I start miles beneath the surface of these things. They're fake.See? Honk, honk!Wow, it's like porno for clowns!Wow, it's like porno for clowns!Wow, it's like porno for clowns!Neither of Rachel's sisters can come.I still have to invite Dylan and Emma and Shannon Cooper.No Shannon Cooper.Why not her?Because she....She steals stuff.Or maybe she doesn't and Joey slept with her and never called her back. Joey, that is horrible.Hey, I liked her.Maybe too much.I don't know.I guess I just got scared.I'm sorry. I didn't know.I didn't think anyone would buy that. Okay!Hi, honey. How did it go?It was the graduation from hell.My cousin went to hell on a football scholarship.It's supposed to be a joyous occasion.Nobody thought my sister would graduate from college.It's a testament to what a girl from Long lsland will do for a Celica. What happened?My parents happened.All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile......and not talk about the divorce. But no!They got into a fight during the commencement address.Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them.You know the good news?I get to serve coffee for the next eight hours.I guess we don't invite her parents.-How about just her mom? -Why her mom?Because I already invited her.Did you ask Stacy Roth?Can't invite her.She also steals.Here are the candles. Where's the birthday cake?We're not having birthday cake.We're having birthday flan.Excuse me?It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert.That's nice.Happy birthday, Rachel. Here's some goo!Dr. Greene!Oh, my God! It's Rachel's dad.Why are you here?The father can't see the daughter on her birthday?No, no, the father can.But since I am the roommate, I can tell you she's not here.And I'll pass along the message. Okay? So bye-bye.You're having a party.No, no, not a party.Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows.-This is Phoebe, Chandler and Joey. -I'll never remember all that. So what's the deal?Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff? Is that it? This isn't your first surprise party, is it, sir?Hi, Monica.The Chinese menu guy. Forgot the menus.So basically, just a Chinese guy.Dr. Greene, come with me. We'll put your jacket on Rachel's bed. All right. That sounds like a two-person job.Well, my goodness! What was that?Sandra, I thought you were Rachel. We weren't ready for you yet. -You thought I was Rachel? -Yes, because you look so young.And because you're both, you know, white women.Oh, I missed you kids. Should I put my coat in the bedroom?-No, I'll take that for you. -Oh, well, thank you.Such a gentleman. Thank you.It all looks so nice. So festive. All the balloons.Oh, the funniest thing happened to me on the way here.-I was driving -That's great!I can't wait to hear the rest, but I have to go to the bathroom. Hey, come with me.-What? -lt will be like we're gal pals.You know, like at a restaurant. It'll be fun! Come on.Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God!Think. Think.What would Jack and Chrissy do?Okay, now that your coat is safely in the bedWe can come back out in the living room.Joey and Chandler, it's time you take Dr. Greene over to your place. Yes, absolutely.Why, again?Because that's where the party is, you goon!-See, this is just the staging area. -Right, it's the staging area.This is clearly in the wrong apartment.All right, you guys are off to party number one.And you....You are off to party number two.All right, let's keep it moving, let's keep it moving. At least send some women to my party.Okay, that's Ross. All right.Okay, they're coming.Thank you for such a wonderful dinner.Thanks for being born.Thank you for my beautiful earrings. They're perfect.I love you.Now, you can exchange them if you want, okay? Now I love you even more.Surprise!Oh, my gosh!Wow!Oh, my God. Mom!This is so great!Happy birthday, sweetie.You! I had no idea!-Really? -No, I knew.All right.There's food and drinks on the table.Go across the hall. Right now, Joey and Chandler's. -Why? -Just go.Weird.Surprise!Happy birthday, sweet pea.Daddy!Both of them are here? Both of them? Both of them are here?Well, we could count again?I can't believe this!You know, this is ridiculous.This is your birthday, your party.Let's put them together. If they can't deal with it, who cares?-I do. -That's who.Are you gonna be okay?I don't really have a choice. I can look at the bright side.I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.Well, actually......just one birthday flan.It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert.Talk to Monica. She's on the food committee.Some girl just walked up to me and said, "I want you, Dennis"......and stuck her tongue down my throat.I love this party!-Quick volleyball question. -Volleyball.We set up a court in your room.You didn't like that gray lamp, did you?A woman stuck her tongue down my throat. I'm not even listening to you. -Dennis! -Okay, that's me.Can you keep Dad occupied? I'm gonna talk to Mom for a while.Do you have any ideas for any openers?Stay clear of "I'm the guy that's doing your daughter"......and you should be okay.I want you to take a piece of paperHere you go. And write down your most embarrassing memory. When you're not using the markers, put the caps back on them... ... because they will dry out.Hi, Dr. Greene.So how's everything in the......vascular surgery......game?It's not a game, Ross. A woman died on my table today.I'm sorry.That's the good thing about my job.All the dinosaurs on my table are already dead.Listen, I don't mean to be a pain about this...... but I've noticed some of you are just placing them on.You want to push the caps...... until you hear them click.Gunther!Where you going?I was sort of thinking about maybeNo! No, you can't go! No, this is fun.We're just starting. Here's your marker.If you want to go, just go.She'll yell at me again.All right, I can get you out.What?In a minute, I'll create a diversion.When I do, walk quickly to the door and don't look back.-I think I need a drink. -I'll get it for you.-What do you want? -Scotch.I'll be back in 10 seconds with your scotch on the rocks in a glass. Neat!Cool.Neat, as in no rocks.I know.Hello, Ross! Where have you been?I have been in the bathroom.Stay clear of the salmon mousse.Scotch neat.That's Rachel's father's drink.Mine too. Isn't that neat?Scotch neat.Would you excuse me?Where are you sneaking off to, mister?I'm getting my cigarettes.No.What do you mean "no"?See, because that's the staging area.You go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party.Take your scotch back in there......and I will get your cigarettes for you, sir.-Get my glasses too. -All righty-roo.What a great moment to say that for the first time.Okay, the first person's most embarrassing memory is... ... "Monica, your party sucks."Very funny.Oh, no! Did someone forget to use a coaster?What?I don't see anything.Great, I'm seeing water rings again.Ross, whose glasses are those?Mine.You wear bifocals?I have a condition apparently......that I require......two different sets of focals.Do you know my husband has glasses just like that?Well, those are very popular frames.Neil Sedaka wears them.I hear you can get people out of here.You didn't tell me your boyfriend smokes.Yeah, like a chimney.Big smoker.Big, big smoker.In fact, I'm gonna go into the hallway and fire up this bad boy. Are you wearing my glasses?Yes.I was just warming up the earpieces for you.Thank you.Is that one of my cigarettes?Yes, it is. I was just moistening the tip.She's taking the trash out, so I can get you out of here. But it has to be now. She'll be back any minute.What about my friend?Only the three of you. Any more and she'll get suspicious. -Let me just get my coat. -There isn't time!Just leave everything.They'll take care of you next door.Is it true they have beer?Everything you've heard is true.Could you guys please keep it down?We're trying to start a Boggle tournament.You!And you.You're supposed to be at my party.And Gunther!What are you doing here?Welcome to the foAll right, I'm sorry. But these people needed me.They work hard all week. It's Saturday night.They deserve to have a little fun. Go!You know, my party is fun.It's a little quieter, less obvious sort of fun.But if people would just give it a chance, it's-You want me to see a therapist? -Sweetheart, you have a problem. You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father.Okay, Mom, I'll make an appointment.But right now, I gotta go. I gotta go do a thing.Did you know your mother spent $1200 on bonsai trees?I felt like Gulliver.Daddy, I really want to hear more about this......but I just have to do some stuff.You work and you work and you work at a marriage...... but all he cares about is his stupid boat.You work and you work and you work on a boat.He always ridiculed my pottery classes.And you sand it and varnish it.But when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs.One night of her yoga and Bridges of Madison County....-The scotch, the cigarettes.... - The bonsais and the Chihuahua....I may have only been in therapy for three weeks now butWhat the hell does she want with half a boat?Okay, okay, you can be shirts and I'll be skins.I'll be skins!How you holding up there, tiger?Sorry. When my parents were getting divorced, I got a lot of "tigers."I got a lot of "champs," "chiefs," "sports."I even got a "governor."This is it, isn't it? This is what my life will be like.My mom there, my dad there.Thanksgiving, Christmas.She gets the house, he's in a condo my sister will decorate with wicker. How did you get through this?I relied on a carefully regimented program......of denial......and wetting the bed.You know, I just It's so weird.I mean, I was in there just listening to them bitch about each other.All I kept thinking about was the Fourth of July.Because it reminded you of the way......our forefathers used to bitch at each other?It's just this thing. Every year we would......go out on my dad's boat and watch the fireworks.Mom always hated it because the ocean air made her hair all big.My sister Jill would be throwing up over the side......and Dad would be upset because nobody helped.And when we did help, he'd scream at us for doing it wrong.But then when the fireworks started, everybody just shut up.You know, and it'd get really cold.And we'd all just sort of smoosh under this one blanket.It never occurred to anybody to bring another one.And now it's....Yeah, I know.Thanks for coming. I hope you had fun.All right, I'm hitting the road.Now, I've left my 10 verbs on the table.Be sure and send me that finished poem.Okay, will do. Glad you came.-I think I saw Rachel out in the hall. -Let me go check. Your mom wants to say goodbye.Happy birthday, sweetie.You drive safe.What are you doing?I'm getting ready for the water skiing.Okay, big hug. One more. Come on!How are you?-Where are you going? -To get my coat.We'll get that for you.All right, all right. I can get my own coat.Sorry, we're on a major flan high.Oh, no. No, you're not supposed to be here.This is the staging area. It's all wrong. You should leave. You know, just get out.Or perhaps you'd like a creme de menthe.I have to be heading toward my chateau.I guess we're going back into the hallway again. Thanks for coming, Mrs. Greene.You take care.Oh, you kids.Well.This is the best party I've been to in years.Thank you!Okay, everybody, it's time for flan!Yep! Get ready for the gelatinous fun.Looks like that stuff you get when you get an infection. Okay, that's enough.Okay, Rachel, make a special flan wish.Okay, I've got one.Heads up!。

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经典美剧《老友记》-第二季-第十八集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语

-Oh, Drake. -I'm sorry, Amber.It's like Brad to have to have the last word.Sorry I'm late. What happened?We wanna see the end.I want you, Drake.I know you do.But we can never be together that way.What?There's something I never told you.I'm actually your half-brother.So what happens next?I get the medical award for separating the Siamese twins.Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramon... ...where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big.But it's cursed.So cool!God, that is good TV!God, that is good TV!God, that is good TV!Pheebs, play with me!This game is grotesque!Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar......forced to play soccer forever?Hello? Human rights violation!Don't feel so bad. After playing......I break out the plastic women and everybody has a good time.Why don't you play with your roommate?He's not a big fan of foosball.Are we not getting along with the new boy?No, he's all right. He spends most of his time in his room.That's because you haven't gotten to know him.Let's remedy that, shall we?-We don't need to. -lt'll be fun!What was that?I thought it'd be fun if we had beers and got to know each other. All right.Oh, good! Okay.Oh, no! I have to go, because I'm late for...... my Green Eggs and Ham discussion group.Tonight, it's "Why he would not eat them on a train."-Have fun! Bye! -That was so lame.I know.Okay, talk to him.So you think that Speed Racer guy gets a lot of tickets or...? That's good. So who broke up with who?I broke up with her.She actually thought Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia. When everybody knows that the capital of Cambodia is....It's not Sean Penn.I got a funny one.My last girlfriend, Tilly. We're eating breakfast, right?I made these pancakes. Like, 50 pancakes.All of a sudden, she turns to me and says, "Eddie...... I don't wanna see you anymore."It was literally like she had reached into my chest...... ripped out my heart and smeared it all over my life! There was this incredible abyss and I'm falling.I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop!That wasn't such a funny story.And a crusty old man Said I'll do what I canAnd the rest of the rats Played maracasThat's it! Thanks! Good night.Phoebe's got another job, right?Great set tonight, Pheebs.I know.We should get going.We should too. I've got patients at 8 in the morning.You know how we always stay at your apartment?I thought tonight we'd stay at my place.I don't know. I don't have my jammies.You don't need them.My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen.Shut up. I'm happy.Oh, this is so nice! I have to make a speech.Of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot... ...I like you the best.Thank you, Pheebs. That's very sweet.You hear that?She likes me best. And apparently, there have been a lot. Not a lot.Phoebe's kidding. Phoebe's crazy.Phoebe's dead.I'm looking for Eddie Manoick.He's not here right now. I'm Chandler.Can I take a message or.... Or a fish tank?Thanks.Come on in.I'm Tilly.I gather by that "Oh," he told you about me.Yeah, your name came up......in a conversation that terrified me to my very soul.He's kind of intense.Yes! Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little...A little what?...bit country?Come on in, you roomie!Hello, Tilly.Eddie, I just came by to drop off your tank.That was very thoughtful of you.It's very thoughtful.Well, okay then.I'm gonna go. Bye.So we getting a fish?You had sex with her.Check it out, check it out!Soap Opera Digest! That's one of my favorite digests!Page 42! Page 42!"New Doc on the Block, Days of our Lives Joey Tribbiani."Cool picture!Oh, I look good.Is this true? That you write a lot of your own lines?Well, kind of, yeah.Remember last week when Alex was in the accident?The line in the script was...... "If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die."But I made it, "If this woman doesn't get to a hospital......she's not gonna live."Oh, okay. I see what you did there.Aren't you afraid the writers will be kind of mad when they read this?I never thought about the writers. The scripts just come to my house. But you know what?This makes me look good, which makes the show look good... ...which makes the writers look good. So how could they be mad? ...which makes the writers look good. So how could they be mad? Makes up most of his lines.Son of a....Write this, jerk-weed.I fall down an elevator shaft?What does this mean? I fall down an elevator shaft?I don't know. I just bring the scripts.They can't kill me! I'm Francesca's long-lost son!Right.Could you sign?No! No way! I'm not signing that!I don't think that will affect the plot of the show.How can they do this to me?All right, I'm just gonna go.Sorry.Well, it wasn't that many guys.If you consider how many guys there actually are......it's a very small percentage.It's not that big a deal. I was just curious.-Good night. -Good night, Richard.Good luck, Mon.Before I tell you, you tell me how many women you've been with. Two.Two? Two?How is that possible? I mean...... have you seen you?I mean, what can I say?I was married to Barbara for 30 years, my high-school sweetheart. Now you. That's two.Two it is.Time for bed. I'm gonna brush my teeth.No, wait a minute now!Come on, it's your turn.Oh, come on!You know, I don't need the actual number. Just a ballpark. Okay, it is definitely less than a ballpark.I am so glad I'm not Monica right now.Tell me about it.So what's your magic number?Come on, you know everyone I've been with. All both of them. Well, there's you.Better not be doing these in order.Billy Dreskin, Pete Carny.Barry.Paolo.Oh, yes, the weenie from Turinie.Honey, are you jealous of Paolo?I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him.-Really? -Oh, please!That Paolo thing was barely a relationship.All it really was was just meaningless, animal sex.Okay, you know, that sounded so much better in my head.I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend.That's exactly what someone who slept with her would say. This is nuts! Crazy! She came over for two minutes......dropped off a fish tank and left!Where's Buddy?Buddy?My fish, Buddy.There was no fish when she dropped it off.This is unbelievable!You sleep with my ex-girlfriend, insult my intelligence by lying... ...then you kill my fish? My Buddy?I didn't kill your fish!Look, EddieWould you look at what I'm doing?Now that can't be smart.So we're just gonna take this guy right off you......and put him here in Mr. Pocket.Tangelo?That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me? Well, that's not bad at all.You had me thinking it was, like, a fleet.You're okay with it?Oh, honey, I'm fine.Okay, about that two.What?All right.What about my two?It just seems like a really small number.Right.Don't you have a lot of wild oats to sow?Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh, my God! Am I an oat? Honey, you are not an oat.I don't know, I guess I'm just not an oat guy.I've only slept with women I love.You've only slept with two people.Right.You know I love you too, right?Now I do.Ross, please listen to me.You are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. You care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh. If I make you laugh, here's an idea.Invite Paolo to have a romp in the sack......and I'll stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes! What we have is special! All Paolo and I ever had was "Animal sex"?So what are you saying?There's nothing between us "animal" at all?There's not even, like, a little animal?Not even, like......chipmunk sex?Try to hear me, okay?I'm not gonna lie to you.-lt was good with Paolo. -Knock-knock.But what you and I have is so much better.We have tenderness, we have intimacy, we connect. You know? I swear.This is the best...... I have ever had.Until now.Richard told me he loved me.-Oh, my God! -I know!Honey, that's great!I know!-I just can't find -Top drawer.-Hurry. -Why? You need one too?Found them!There's only one.We'll be right there. We're just trying to decide something.-They're trying to decide something. -Good. Good, good.So was your mustache Did it used to be different?How do you, you know, keep it so neat?I have a comb.-What is that? -A mustache comb.Thank you.Okay, I will do your laundry for one month.I will, I will, I will....I will clean the apartment for two months.I'll give this to you now, if you tell me where we keep the dustpan. So were you in Nam?-Rock, paper, scissors? -Gotcha.One, two, three.Yes!Fine. Go have sex.No! You have got it completely wrong!John Savage was Deer Hunter, no legs.Jon Voight was Coming Home, couldn't feel his legs.You've got it totally the other way around, my friend. Jon Voight -Honey? -What?Shall we?It's not gonna happen.They're doing it tonight. We can do it tomorrow.In the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand....So when I woke up this morning...... he'd stolen all the insoles out of my shoes!Why?He thinks I slept with his ex-girlfriend and killed his fish.Why would you kill his fish?Because sometimes after you sleep with someone......you have to kill a fish.Chandler, honey...... I'm sorry.Can we watch Joey's show now, please?Wait. He's not here yet.He knows what happens.I'm fine about my problem now, by the way.Amber......I'll always be there for you......as a friend and as your brother.Oh, Drake.Hard day, huh?First the medical award, now this?Some guys are just lucky, I guess.Dr. Ramoray, report to first floor Emergency stat.Well, then...... I guess that's me.Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton? Dr. Wall?They only said you.Oh, okay. All right.I love you.Yeah, whatever.Oh, no!Drake, look out!-Did they just kill off Joey? -No!Now maybe.Come on! Open up! We want to talk to you!I don't feel like talking!Come on! We care about you.-We're worried about you. -And some of us really have to pee!I'm sorry, Joey.Listen, sorry about your death. That really sucks.-We came over as soon as we saw. -How could you not tell us?I don't know. I was kind of hoping no one would ever find out.Well, maybe they could find a way to bring you back.They said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in... ...that the only doctor who could've saved me was me.It's supposed to be some kind of irony.But Joey, you're gonna be fine.You don't need that show. It was just a dumb soap opera.This was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.Yes! I was going to incorporate that.Here's Monica. She'll have something nice to say.I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. What? To me, that's nice.It'll be okay. You know that.No, I don't.It's like you work your whole life for something......and you think that when you get it......it'll never be as good as you thought.But this so was.It changed everything.Like, the other day, I got this credit card application......and I was pre-approved!I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life!I'm sorry, man.I don't know if this'll mean anything to you...... but you'll always be pre-approved with us.That means nothing to me.Pecan sandy? Just made them.Yeah, all right.Are these raisins?Sure, why not?Listen, Eddie.I've been thinking about our living situation. Why are you smiling?I got a little surprise. Look. There's a new fishy.I named him...... Chandler, you know, after you.Well, that's not even a real fish.No, that's a Goldfish cracker.So what's your point, man?Okay, good night.You big freak of nature!-Brisk tonight. -Oh, man.。

经典美剧《老友记》-第二季-第十六集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语

Man, this is weird. 老兄，这好畸形哦Ever realize Cap'n Crunch's eyebrows are on his hat? 你知不知道脆脆上尉的眉毛长在帽子上？That's what's weird? 那叫畸型？The man's been captain of a cereal for 40 years. 乔伊，那傢伙当了四十年早餐片的上尉What? 怎样？The spoon! You licked and you put. 汤匙，你舔完放回去You licked and you put. 你舔完放回去Yeah, so? 所以呢？Don't you see how gross that is? It's like you using my toothbrush! 你看不出那很恶心吗？那就像你用我的牙刷一样You used my toothbrush? 你用我的牙刷？Only because I used the red one to unclog the drain. 那是因为我用红的那只去通排水孔嘛Mine is the red one! 红色是我的Oh, God! Can open. Worms everywhere! 一发就不可收拾了Why can't we use the same toothbrush... 为什么牙刷不能共用…... but we can use the same soap? …肥皂就可以共用？Because soap is soap. It's self-cleaning. 因为肥皂是肥皂，会自我清洁The next time you shower... 好吧，下一次你洗澡的时候…...think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash. …想想我什么最后洗跟你什么最先洗...think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash. The One Where Joey Moves Out ...think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash. 六人行第2季第16集乔伊搬走了Look at you fancy lads! 瞧你们打扮的What's the occasion? 有什么大事？You know that guy on my show that's in a coma? 知道我节目里那个演昏迷不醒的？He's having a brunch. 他要请我吃饭Ready when you are. 就等你了好的I can't believe you're actually getting tattoos. 真不敢相信你们真的要去刺青了You guys are getting tattoos? 你们要去刺青？But you cannot tell Ross because I wanna surprise him. 对，不能告诉罗斯我要给他一个惊喜Wow, this is wild! What are you gonna get? 好狂野哦，你们要刺什么？I'm getting a lily. 我要刺一朵百合For my mom, because her name's Lily. 因为我妈就叫百合That's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch? 真幸运她要是叫大污点怎么办？-Where you getting it? -On my shoulder. 那你们要刺哪里？我想在我肩上What? 什么？What's on your shoulder? 什么在你肩上？A chip. 重担-A tattoo. I'm getting a tattoo. -A tattoo? 是刺青，我要去刺青啦刺青？Why? Why would you wanna do that? 你为什么要那么做？You don't think they're kind of cool? 你不觉得那酷吗？No. Sorry, I don't. 不，抱歉，我不觉得Why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? 怎么会有人花钱去搞个一辈子的伤痕？What if it doesn't come out right? 万一要是刺得不好呢？It's like having a bad haircut all the time. 那不是变成永远在 “我头发剪丑了”吗？Why is everyone staring at me? 大家为什么都瞪着我？Sign this card for Dad. Richard will be here soon. 罗斯，过来签给爸的生日卡理查随时会到Richard's going to the party too? 理查也要去参加派对？He's my parents' best friend. He has to go. 他是我父母最好的朋友他必须去So is today the day you'll tell them about you two? 那你打算今天告诉他们你们的事吗？Yeah, for my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke. 对，我爸的生日我决定送他中风No, I think you should tell them. 不，你应该告诉他们I don't know how serious he is. Until I do, I won't say anything. 我还不知道他对我有多认真在搞清楚之前，我什么也不说I don't think Mom and Dad would mind. 我不知道，我想他们不会介意Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, Dad said... 记得你九岁理查三十岁的时，爸常说…... "God, I hope they get together." …“天啊真希望他们在一起”Shall we? 好了，进去吧Okay, wait. 等等You know what? 你知道吗？Ross, let's switch places. You get in the middle. 罗斯，我们换位置你来站中间This looks like we're trying to cover something up. 不，这看起来像我们想隐瞒什么You could come in straddling him, they still wouldn't believe it. 摩妮卡，就算你骑着他进去他们也不会相信的We're here! 我们来了-Hi, kids! -The children! 孩子们是孩子们-Happy birthday, Dad. -Thank you. 生日快乐，爸爸谢谢Happy birthday! 生日快乐So you kids thanked Dr. Burke for the ride? 你们谢过柏大夫载你们来了吗？Actually, Mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us. 妈，事实上摩妮卡帮我们两个谢过了So you kids take the train in? 你们搭火车来吗？No, Richard Burke gave them a ride. 不，柏理查载他们来的Speaking of whom... 谈到他呀…... I hear he's got some 20-year-old twinkie in the city. …听说他在城里有个二十岁的幼齿Finger cramp! Oh, God! 手指抽筋，抱歉Sorry. Here, let me get that, Mom. 来，让我来，妈So Richard's shopping in the junior section? 理查在青少年部“购物”Are we still on that? 还在讲那个吗？You just know she's got the lQ of a napkin. 想也知道她的智商一定超低She's probably not even pretty. 说不定连漂亮都谈不上Just young enough so that everything is still pointing up. 只是够年轻所以一切都还没下垂Can you believe this place? 你相信这个地方吗？I know. This is a great apartment. 我知道，这个公寓很棒In the bathroom there's mirrors on both sides of you. 我刚去过浴室两边墙上都有镜子When you're in there, it's like peeing with the Rockettes. 尿尿的时候就好像有一排人在排排尿Well, there's my fantasy come true. 我的梦想实现了Seriously. 不，说真的We were just saying, great apartment! 我们正在赞美你的公寓，老兄Thanks. You want it? 谢了，你要吗？I'm moving to a bigger place. 我要搬去一个更大的You should take this one. 你真的应该租下来Can you see me in a place like this? 你看我会住这种地方吗？Why not? You hate park views and high ceilings? 有何不可呢？你讨厌公园景观跟高天花板吗？Come on, I'll show you the kitchen. 来吧，我带你去看厨房That's all right, I saw a kitchen this morning. 不用了，兄弟我今早在电视上…On TV. …看过一个厨房Stop talking. Okay! 不要再说了-Come on, tell us! -ls she really 20? 来嘛，告诉我们对，她真只有二十？I am not telling you guys anything. 你们休想逼我说什么Come on, it's my birthday. Let me live vicariously! 来嘛，理查，今天是我生日让我过一下干瘾嘛Dad, you really don't want to do that. 爸，你真的不会想那样做What's a little midlife crisis between friends? 跟朋友分享一下你的中年危机嘛Would you let it go? 杰克，你别说了，好吗？I know what you're going through. When I turned 50, I got the Porsche. 我了解你在做什么我五十时买了部保时捷You got your own little speedster. 你有自己的小“加速器”-Seriously, it's not like that. -Tell you what. 各位，说真的，不是像那样这样吧Maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I could 或许找个周末我车子借你，你的小…Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence! 爸，我求你不要说完那个句子What? I'm kidding! 怎么？我在逗他You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche. 我才不会让他碰我的保时捷Okay, Rach. 阿秋Which lily? This lily or that lily? 哪一朵百合？这一朵或那一朵？-Well, l -I like this lily. 我… 我喜欢这朵It's more open and that's like my mom. 开得比较大，就像我妈She had a more open, giving spirit. 她有比较开放给予的精神Foghorn Leghorn! 雾号麦杆Blonde girl? You're in room two. 金发的，你去第二间Not-so-blonde girl, you're with me. 没那么金的，你跟我来Here we go! 走吧You're not going. 你不进去？Is this because of what Ross said? 怎么了？是因为罗斯的话吗？-Well, yeah, maybe. -I don't believe this. 是啦，或许我真不敢相信Is this how this relationship works? Ross equals boss? 你们的关系这样维持吗？罗斯是老板？Come on, what is this, 1922? 少来了现在是1922年吗？What's 1922? 1922年有什么？Just, you know, a long time ago. 只是很久以前嘛When men used to tell women what to do a lot. 当时是女人很多事得听男人的时代Then there was suffrage, which was a good thing. But it sounds horrible. 然后还有投票权那是件好事，但听起来很可怕Do you want this tattoo? 你到底要不要刺？Yes, I do. It's just that Ross 我要啊，只是罗斯他…Is your boyfriend the boss of you? 你男友是你的老板吗？Who is the boss of you? 那好，谁是你的老板？You? 你？You are the boss of you! 不，你是你的老板You march in there and get that tattoo on your hip! 你现在给我进去把那颗红心刺上去Go! 去How you doing? 你怎么了？I'm a twinkie! 我是个幼齿Really? I'm a hero. 真的？我是英雄This is so hard. 这好难哦Yeah, I know. I hate it too. 是呀，我知道，我也讨厌这样Look, maybe we should just tell them. 听着，或许我们应该说出来Maybe we should just tell your parents first. 或许我们应该先告诉你父母My parents are dead. 我父母死了God, you are so lucky! 你真幸运I mean Well, you know what I mean. 不，我是说… 你懂我意思Just hang in there, okay? 忍耐一下，好吗？Okay, I'll go out first, all right? 我先出去，好吗？Judy! Going to the bathroom. Good for you! 茱蒂，上洗手间呀，有你的Thank you, Richard. I appreciate the support. 谢谢，理查，很感激你的支持Honey. 蜜糖Seen my Harmon Kille brew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.你有没有看到我的奇哈蒙球棒老鲍不相信我有I have no idea. 我不知道Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city? 你知道理查在城里有个幼齿吗？I know. He's a new man. It's like a scene from Cocoon. 我知道，他像个全新的男人好像进了“魔茧”一样I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo. 我怎么也无法幻想理查和小笨妹在一起He told Johnny Shapiro that she's quite a girl. 显然他告诉沙强尼那个女孩不错He told Johnny that he thinks he's falling in love with her. 事实上，他告诉强尼他想他爱上她了-Really? -I've never seen him this happy. 真的？告诉你，我没见他这么快乐过So, Jack... 杰克…...ever think about trading me in for a younger model? …你有没有想过拿我去换个年轻小妞儿？Of course not. 当然没有With you, it's like I've got two 25-year-olds. 你不就等于两个二五佳人？Oh, Jack, stop! 杰克，住手Come on! 来嘛It's my birthday! 今天是我生日Can we drop this? 别说了，好吗？I am not interested in the guy's apartment. 我对那傢伙的公寓没兴趣Oh, please. I saw the way you were checking out his moldings. 拜托，我看到你检查他房子装饰的样子You want it. 你想要Why would I want another apartment? 我干嘛要另外一个房子？I've already got an apartment that I love. 我已经有个我爱的房子了It wouldn't kill you to say it once in a while. 是嘛，偶尔这样说说又不会死All right. You want the truth? I'm thinking about it. 好吧，想听实话吗？我的确在考虑-What? -I'm sorry. 什么？抱歉I'm 28. I've never lived alone... 我今年28了从没自己住过…...and I'm at a place where I got enough money... …而我终于赚到足够的钱…...that I don't need a roommate. …可以让我不再需要室友I don't need a roommate either. 我也不需要室友啊I can afford to live here by myself. 自己住这里我也负担得起I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware. 我或许一个礼拜得请一次人来舔我的餐具Why are you getting so bent out of shape? 你老兄火气干嘛那么大We didn't agree to live together forever. 我们又没说要永远住在一起We're not Bert and Ernie. 我们又不是连体婴You know what? 知道吗？If this is the way you feel... 如果你这样觉得…...then maybe you should take it. …那或许你应该搬去-That's how I feel. -Then maybe you should take it! 我是那样觉得那或许你应该搬去Maybe I will! 那或许我会-Fine with me! -Great! 那好很好You can spend more quality time with your real friends... 你就有多点时间跟你真正的朋友混…...the spoons! …你的汤匙Whose drink can I freshen? 谁还要加点饮料？Almost time for cake! 快要切蛋糕了Mon, are you okay? 摩妮卡？你还好吗？You remember that video I found of Mom and Dad? 记得我发现爸妈的那卷录影带吗？Well, I just caught the live show. 我刚看了现场秀-Hey, there. -What? 嗨怎样？Nothing. I just heard something nice about you. 没什么我刚听到你的好话Really? 真的？-Your son isn't seeing anyone, is he? -Not that I know of. 你儿子现在没女朋友吧？据我所知，没有I was thinking, why doesn't he give Monica a call? 我是在想… 他何不打个电话给摩妮卡？That's an idea. 那…是个主意Well, actually, I'm already seeing someone. 事实上，我已经有男友了Oh? 是吗？She never tells us anything. 这孩子什么事都不讲Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone? 罗斯你知道摩妮卡有男友了吗？Mom, there are so many people in my life. 妈，我周遭有好多好多人Some are seeing people and some aren't. 有些人有男朋友，有些人没有Is that crystal? 那是水晶的吗？So who's the mystery man? 那个神秘男子是谁？Well, he's a doctor. 他是个医生A real doctor? 真正的医生？No, a doctor of meat. 不，他是研究肉的Of course he's a real doctor. 他当然是真的医生And he's handsome. 他很英俊And he's sweet, and I know you'd like him. 人很好我知道你会喜欢他Well, that's wonderful. 那太棒了Mom, it's okay. 妈，没关系It is, Judy. 没错，茱蒂Jack! 杰克Could you come in here for a moment? 请你进来一下，好吗？Now! 现在-Found it! -I'll take that, Dad. 找到了交给我，爸It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item. 你女儿跟理查看来似乎是一对That's impossible. He's got a twinkie in the city. 那不可能，他在城里有个幼齿I'm the twinkie. 爸，我是那个幼齿-You're the twinkie? -She's not a twinkie! 你是那个幼齿？她不是个幼齿Look, this is the best relationship I've been in 好吧，听着，各位这是我有过最棒的关系…Oh, please! A relationship? 拜托，关系？Yes, a relationship! 对，关系For your information, I'm crazy about this man. 你们请听好我为这个男人疯狂Really? 真的？Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday? 我生日还要站在这里听你说这些鬼话吗？This is a good thing. You said you've never seen Richard happier. 这是件好事，你自己也说你没见理查那么快乐过When did I say that? 我何时说的？Upstairs in the bathroom, right before you felt up Mom! 楼上的浴室啊，你摸妈之前Happy birthday to you 祝你生日快乐Happy birthday to you 祝你生日快乐Happy birthday, dear Jack 祝你生日快乐，杰克Happy birthday to you 祝你生日快乐It looks so good! Oh, I love it. 好漂亮哦，我好喜欢I know, so do l! I'm so glad you made me do this. 我知道，我也是菲比，我好高兴你逼我刺Okay, let me see yours. 让我看你的Let's see yours again. 再瞧瞧你的We just saw mine. Let me see yours. 菲比，我的才刚看过让我看你的Oh, no! 不…It's gone! That's so weird. 不见了，好古怪哦I don't know how, where it went. 不知道去哪里了You didn't get it? 你没刺？Why not? 你为什么没刺？I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 对不起…How could you do this to me? This was your idea! 菲比，你怎么可以这样对我？这全是你的主意I know! I was gonna get it, but he came in with this needle. 我知道…我本来是要刺的可是他拿着针走进来And did you know they do this with needles? 你知道他们是用针刺的吗？Really? You don't say? 真的？真的吗？Because mine was licked on by kittens! 因为我的是猫舔上去的I'm sorry about what 听着，今天的事我很抱歉…-Yeah, me too. -I know. 我也是我知道Do we need to hug? 我们需要抱一下吗？No, we're all right. 不，没关系So I got you something. 我有东西送你Plastic spoons! 塑胶汤匙-Great! -Lick away, my man! 太棒了舔吧，老兄These will go great in my new place till I get real ones. 这在我的新家会很好用先应付应付What? 什么？I can't use these forever. They're no friend of the environment. 我不能永远用塑胶汤匙这不环保No, I mean what's this about your new place? 不…我是说… 你说什么新家？I'm moving out, like we talked about. 我要搬出去，像我们谈过的I didn't think that was serious. 我不知道你是认真的You know, I thought that was just a fight. 我以为我们只是在吵架Well, it was a fight... 我们是吵架了…... based on serious stuff, remember? …有根有据的，记得吗？About how I never lived alone or anything? 关于我从没一个人住过I think it would be good for me. Help me to grow... 我只是想，这对我有好处帮我成长…...or whatever. …之类的Well, there you go. 那就是了Hey, are you cool with this? 这你没问题吧？I don't wanna leave you high and dry. 我不想让你觉得被遗弃了I've never been lower or wetter. 不，我也不会觉得更愉快的I'll be fine. I'll just turn your... 我不要紧的我就把你的房间…... bedroom into a game room. …改成游戏室之类的好了Put the foosball table in there. 把足球桌放在里面Why do you get to keep the table? 那桌子为什么该归你？I did pay for half of it. 我付了一半的钱I paid for the other half. 对，我付了另一半I'll tell you what. I'll play you for it. 这样吧，谁赢谁的All right, you're on. 好呀，没问题I can take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass. 我可以抽出时间来痛宰你一顿Your men will get scored on more times than your sister. 我得的分会比你妹被上过的次数还多Which sister? 哪一个妹妹？So are you sorry that I told them? 你后悔我告诉他们吗？No. It's been a long time since your dad and I went running. 不，我跟你爸好久没去跑步了Did you get it? 你们刺了吗？给我看-ls Ross here? -He went out for pizza. 罗斯在吗？不在，他去买披萨Okay, really quick. 一下就好That's great! 好漂亮Very tasteful. 很有品味Wanna see mine? Wanna see mine? 要看我的吗？…What? You didn't get one. 什么？你又没刺Okay. Well then, what is this? 那这是什么？What are we looking at? 我们在看什么？That blue freckle? 那颗蓝雀斑？That's my tattoo. 那是我的刺青That is not a tattoo. That is a nothing. 那不是刺青，那什么也不是I got her in the chair... 我终于逼她回去再刺…...he barely touched her with the needle, she screamed and that was it. …针根本都还没碰到她她就跳起来尖叫逃走Okay, hi! 嗨For your information, this is exactly what I wanted. 这正是我想要听到的This is a tattoo of the Earth as seen from a great, great distance. 这是个从很远的地方看到的地球It's the way my mother sees me from heaven. 我妈从天堂看到我就是这样的Oh, what a load of crap! 真是狗屁一堆That is a dot! 那是一个点Your mother's in heaven going, "Where the hell's my lily, you wuss!" 你妈正在天堂上大叫“我的百合在哪里？狗熊”That is not a tattoo! This is a tattoo! 菲比，那不是个刺青这才是个刺青You got a tattoo? 你去刺青了？Maybe. 或许But just a little one. Phoebe got the whole world! 只是个小的啦菲比刺了全世界Well, let me see. 让我看看Well? 怎样？Well, it's really... 这非常的…...sexy. 性感I wouldn't have thought it would be, but... 我没想到会这样，但…...wow! …哇Really? 真的？So is it sore? Or can you do stuff? 对，所以会酸痛吗？你可以活动吗？I guess. 可以吧Save us some pizza. 留些披萨给我们Get it out of the corner! 别窝在角落Pass it! Pass it! 传球…Stop talking to your men! 别跟你的人讲话And the table is mine. 帅，桌子是我的了Congratulations. 恭喜了You guys will still come visit me, right? 你们还是会来看我，对吧？Oh, yeah! You got the big TV. 会呀，你有大荧幕电视We'll be over there all the time. 我们会常常去的Except when we are here. 除了在这里时I know you're just moving uptown, but I'll really miss you. 我知道你只是往北搬我还是会很想你的How can you not be across the hall anymore? 你怎会不再是我的对门芳邻了？Who's gonna eat all of our food and tie up our phone lines 是呀，谁来吃光我们的东西占用我们的电话…Is that my bra? 那是我的胸罩吗？-What are you doing with my bra? -It's not what you think. 你拿我的胸罩去干嘛？不…你想歪了We used it to fling water balloons off the roof. 我们用那个来在屋顶上弹水球Remember? Those kids couldn't even get theirs across the street. 记得吗？那些初中生连弹到对面都办不到Yeah, I remember. 是呀，我记得Let's bring the rest of these down to the truck. 咱们把剩下的搬上卡车You want me to... 你要我…...give you a hand with the foosball table? …帮你搬这个足球桌下去吗？You keep it. You need the practice. 不了，你留着，你需要练习Thanks. 谢了So... 所以…... I gue ss this is it. …我猜就这样了Yeah, right. 是呀，对I guess so. 大概吧When am I gonna see you? 我不知道我们何时会再见？I'm guessing tonight at the coffeehouse. 我猜今晚在咖啡馆？Right. Yeah. Okay. 对呀。

经典美剧《老友记》-第二季-第八集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语

Ross kissed me.Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!It was unbelievable!Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!Let's hear everything.Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone.Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues? It ended very well.Do not start without me! Do not start without me! Okay. All right. Let's hear about the kiss.Was it a soft brush against your lips......or was it a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing? Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then.... Oh, God. And then we just sort of sunk into it.So was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back? No, actually, first they started out on my waist......and then they slid up and were in my hair.And......then I kissed her.Tongue?-Yeah. -Cool.-Yeah. -Cool.-Yeah. -Cool.All right, check out this bad boy!Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500-megabyte hard drive... ... built-in spreadsheet capabilities......and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS.What will you use it for?Games and stuff.There are no jobs. There are no jobs for me.Oh, wait, here's one.-Would you be willing to cook naked? -There's an ad for a naked chef? No, but if you'll cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. And then....So how'd you make out last night?That is funny. That is painfully funny.No, wait, wait.Yeah, that's just painful.Wait a minute. I thought last night was great.Yeah, it was. But I get home......and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table......and I think, "My God! What am I doing?"Here I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman......who I care about and who cares about me......and I'm just throwing all that away?You got all that from saline solution?Wait. We're talking about Rachel. You and Rachel.I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for 10 years.But now I'm with Julie.So it's like, me and Julie, me and Rachel.Me and Julie, me and RachRachel! Rachel.-Hey, you. -How are you?Good. How are you?Good.-Hi, honey. -Hi, Julie. Hi, Julie?Julie!How are you?Good.So everybody's here.Everybody's good.Were you gonna play something?-Well, actually -Play it!All right.-Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses. -What?Okay. Hi.Hello. Hi. Okay.This is a song about a love triangle...... between three people I made up.It's called "Two of Them Kissed Last Night."There was a girl We'll call her BettyAnd a guy Let's call him NeilNow I can't stress This point too stronglyThis story isn't realNow our Neil must decide Who will be the girl that he casts aside Will Betty be the one Who he loves trulyOr will it be the one Who we'll call LoolieHe must decide He must decideEven though I made him up He must decideWell, this is a nice resume.Nice, nice, nice.Muy impressivo.Mr. Rastatter, what does this job entail? The ad wasn't clear. Macholate.-I'm sorry? -Macholate.It's a synthetic chocolate substitute.Go ahead, try a piece.We think Macholate is even better than chocolate.All right.I love how it crumbles.-You see, chocolate doesn't do that. -No, ma'am.We should be getting our FDA approval any day now.Hopefully, in time for Thanksgiving.The way we see it, chocolate dominates......your major food-preparation holidays. Easter, Christmas, what have you. But given the right marketing......we can make Thanksgiving the Macholate holiday.Wow.Aren't you gonna swallow that?Just waiting for it to stop bubbling.Isn't that great?Well, anyhow......we're looking for chefs who can create Thanksgiving recipes.You interested?Abso-...... -lutely!I love creating recipes, I love Thanksgiving, and now...... I love Macholate.Really?Especially that aftertaste. I tell you......that'll last you till Christmas.How about Macholate mousse?It's not......very Thanksgiving-y.How about Pilgrim Macholate mousse?What makes it Pilgrim?We'll put buckles on it.Did Ross call?No, I'm sorry.Why didn't he call?He's gonna stay with Julie.He's gonna stay with her and she'll be:"Hi, I'm Julie. Ross picked me.We'll get married and have lots of kids and dig up stuff together!" No offense, but that sounds nothing like her.What am I gonna do? This is like a complete nightmare!I know. This must be so hard. "Oh, no! Two women love me! They're both gorgeous sexy, my wallet's too small for my 50s... ...and my diamond shoes are too tight!"-Here's a thought -Don't ever touch the computer.Ross, listen. I got two words for you:Threesome.Let's get logical about this. We'll make a list."Rachel and Julie: Pros and Cons."We'll put their names in different fonts......and I can use different colors for each column.Can't we use a pen?No, Amish boy.Let's start with the cons because they're more fun.Rachel first.I don't know.I mean....All right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes. You could say that.I guess, sometimes she's a little ditzy, you know?And I've seen her be a little too into her looks.And Julie and I have a lot in common...... because we're both paleontologists, right?But Rachel's just a waitress.Waitress.Got it. You guys want to play Doom?Or we could keep doing this.What else?I don't know.Oh! Her ankles are a little chubby.Okay, let's do Julie.What's wrong with her?She's not Rachel.This is pumpkin pie with a Macholate crust.This is Macholate cranberry cake, and these are Macholate-chip cookies. Just like the lndians served.Oh, my God!"Oh, my God" good?Oh, my God! I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth.Sweet Lord! This is what evil must taste like!I tell you, it won't print.I pressed that button, like, 100 times.For a hotline, you're not so hot.What is that in the background?Are you watching Star Trek?So did you break Julie's heart?It was horrible. She cried, I cried. She threw things, they hit me.I did the right thing.So Spock actually hugs his father?Hey, do you guys haveWhere you going?I just got back......from Julie's.No, no.It's not what you think.It's the other thing.Well, what's the other thing? What do I think?Well....He broke up with Julie!Well, go hug her, for God's sakes!Really?Really.It's always been you, Rach.Oh, God.Oh, this is good.-This is really good. -I know. I know.It's almost....What do you say we take a walk? Just us. Not them.-Let me get my coat. -Okay. No, hey!I'll get your coat.He's going to get my coat. He's going to get my coat, Joey!Joey, I can't believe this! This is unbelievable!-What's that? -What? Nothing!-I saw my name. What is it? -No, no, see? See?It's printing!It's printing!What is it?Let me see!Hey, someone order a coat?Chandler wrote something about me on her computer and won't let me see. He won't? He won't!Because isn't that......the short story you were writing?Yes, it is a short story......that I was writing.And I'm in it? Let me read it.No!-Come on! -Hey, why don't you read it to her?All right."It was summer.And it was hot.Rachel was there.A lonely gray couch.'Oh, look!' cried Ned.And the kingdom was his forever. The end!"That's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the world! This isn't funny anymore.There's something about me on that paper, and I want to see it. No, you don't.All right, fine. If you guys want to be children, that's fine.I do not need to see it!What is this?That is....What is this?-Thank you. -Good luck.Okay. Just remember how crazy I am about you, okay? "Kind of ditzy"?"Too into her looks"?"Spoiled"?A little spoiled. He was supposed to type "little," the idiot!"Just a waitress"?Now that was....I mean, as opposed to....Okay, is this over yet? Rach?I do not have chubby ankles!No! IOkay, look at the other side. Look at Julie's column."She's not Rachem"?What the hell's a Rachem?Is that a stupid paleontology word...... I wouldn't know, because I'm just a waitress?Rach, come on!It's "She's not Rachel"!She's not....My diary! That's Brilliant!If I'd said it was my diary, she wouldn't have made me read my diary. That's true. You'd be a great person to have around after an emergency.I cannot believe Ross even made this list.-I know. -What a dinkus!Hey, cut him some slack. It was Chandler's idea.What?Oh, good. I was hoping that would come up.This was your idea?Let's get some perspective here. These things happen for a reason. Yeah. You!Pheebs, back me up. You believe in that karma crap, don't you?By the way, good luck in your next life as a dung beetle.Rach!Hey! Open up! Please?When somebody does not buzz you in, Ross, that means, "Go away." It doesn't mean, "Climb up the fire escape."I just want to read you your "Pro List."Not interested."Number one: the way you cry at game shows.Number two: how much you love your friends.Number three: the way you play with your hair when you're nervous. Number four: how brave you are for starting your life over. Number five: how great you are with Ben.Number six: the way you smell."What are you doing?You want to open the window?Oh, yeah.-What are you doing out there? -I'm....You must be freezing. You know what you need?How about a nice, steaming cup of hot Macholate?Come on, open up.Rach, come on. You gotta give me another chance.No.-No? -That's what I said.Maybe we should go.You don't have to go. We're done talking.I know how you mustNo! You don't, Ross.Imagine the worst things you think about yourself.How would you feel if the person you trusted most in the world... ... not only thinks them too...... but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.No, but see, I want to be with you in spite of all those things.Well, that's mighty big of you.I said, don't go!You know what?If it were the other way around, there is nothing you could put on a list... ...that would make me not want to be with you.Well, then I guess that's the difference between us.See, I'd never make a list.I never know how long to wait in this situation before you can talk again. Maybe a little longer.In these recipes, the quantities may seem a little unusual.Like these coconut Macholate holiday nut bars?I've indicated four cups of coconut and four cups of nuts......and only one tablespoon of Macholate.Doesn't matter.Our FDA approval didn't come through.Something about laboratory rats.Gosh, I'm sorry.Yeah.Anyhow, here's your check.Thank you for all the trouble you went through.Listen, you didn't eat a lot of it while you were cooking, did you? Well, I ate some.Oh, some is fine. Some is not a lot.So it doesn't burn when you pee, does it?Is that him again?Tell him I'd come to the phone, but my ankles are weighing me down.I don't think this is the best time.Look, can you do something for me?Sure. What?All right.Music?Sure.The next one's dedicated to Rachel from Ross.Rachel, he wants you to know he's sorry for what he did......and he hopes you can finally forgive him.See the stones set in your eyesSee the thorn twist in your sideI'll wait for youSleight of hand and twist of fateOn a bed of nails she makes me waitAnd I'll wait without youWe've just gotten a call from Rachel and she told us what Ross did.It's pretty appalling. And, Ross, if you're listening......I don't want to play your song anymore.Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car......and she hopes you two will work it out. There's a room whereI can goAnd tell my secrets toIn my roomIn my roomThanks for coming in again.Not at all. I have no morals, and I need the cash. It's like I'm looking in a mirror.Anyway, they're called Fish-tachios.They taste exactly like pistachios...... but they're made of reconstituted fish bits. Here, try one.-All right. -You're not allergic to anything?Cat hair.Oh, sorry.。

经典美剧《老友记》-第二季-第十八集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语

-Oh, Drake. -I'm sorry, Amber. 崔克抱歉，安柏It's like Brad to have to have the last word. 布莱就是这样子，嘴巴不认输Sorry I'm late. What happened? 抱歉，我迟到了，怎么样？We wanna see the end. 我们在看结局I want you, Drake. 我要你，崔克I know you do. 这个我知道But we can never be together that way. 但我们永远不可能会有结果的What? 什么？There's something I never told you. 有件事我一直没有告诉你I'm actually your half-brother. 我是你的异母哥哥So what happens next? 那后来怎么样呢？I get the medical award for separating the Siamese twins. 我帮连体婴动分割手术得了医学奖Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramon...然后我跟安柏去委内瑞拉找另外一个异母哥哥雷蒙…...where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big. …我找到了世界最大的翡翠那真的很大But it's cursed. 但受了诅咒So cool! 好酷喔God, that is good TV! 天啊，真是个好节目God, that is good TV! The One Where Dr. Ramoray DiesGod, that is good TV! 六人行第2季第18集瑞摩瑞医生之死Pheebs, play with me! 菲菲，跟我玩嘛This game is grotesque! 不，这种游戏太畸型了Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar... 居然把二十个手无寸铁的男人串成一长条…...forced to play soccer forever? …被迫无止境地踢足球Hello? Human rights violation! 简直是侵害人权嘛Don't feel so bad. After playing... 不要为他们难过等他们踢完足球之后…...I break out the plastic women and everybody has a good time. …我把小塑胶妞拿出来大家都会非常开心的呀Why don't you play with your roommate? 你干嘛不跟你室友玩？He's not a big fan of foosball. 他不爱玩桌上足球Are we not getting along with the new boy? 你跟那个新来的处得不好吗？No, he's all right. He spends most of his time in his room. 不是啊，他很好，只是多数的时间都关在房间里That's because you haven't gotten to know him. 我想那也许是因为你没有花时间去了解他Let's remedy that, shall we? 我们来补救，好不好？-We don't need to. -lt'll be fun! 我们不需要补救要啊，会很好玩的What was that? 什么事？I thought it'd be fun if we had beers and got to know each other. 我只是想我们三人来喝点啤酒彼此了解一下会很有意思All right. 好呀Oh, good! Okay. 听起来不错Oh, no! I have to go, because I'm late for... 不行，我得走了因为我还要赶去…... my Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. …“绿蛋与火腿”的研讨会Tonight, it's "Why he would not eat them on a train." 今天晚上主题是…“为什么不在火车上吃呢？”-Have fun! Bye! -That was so lame. 好好玩，拜好烂的藉口I know. 我知道Okay, talk to him. 你跟他谈So you think that Speed Racer guy gets a lot of tickets or...? 你想那个赛车手被开了多少罚单啊…？That's good. So who broke up with who? 好笑…谁甩了谁啊？I broke up with her. 我甩了她呀She actually thought Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia. 她真的以为西恩潘是高棉的首都When everybody knows that the capital of Cambodia is.... 有没有搞错？大家都知道高棉的首都是…It's not Sean Penn. 不是西恩潘I got a funny one. 好，我有个好笑的My last girlfriend, Tilly. We're eating breakfast, right? 好，我前任的女友叫提莉我们在吃早餐I made these pancakes. Like, 50 pancakes. 我做了很多薄松饼大概有五十多个吧All of a sudden, she turns to me and says, "Eddie... 突然间她转过来她就说艾迪…... I don't wanna see you anymore." …我不想再跟你见面了It was literally like she had reached into my chest... 那就好像是她把手伸进我的胸膛里…... ripped out my heart and smeared it all over my life! …挖出了我的心把我的生活搞得乱七八糟的There was this incredible abyss and I'm falling. 那就像我面前有一个深渊我就一直往下掉I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop! 我就一直往下掉永无止境地往下掉That wasn't such a funny story. 这个故事不太好笑，是不是？And a crusty old man Said I'll do what I can 一个坏脾气老头说我尽量And the rest of the rats Played maracas 其他老鼠开始摇响葫芦That's it! Thanks! Good night. 唱完了，谢谢，晚安Phoebe's got another job, right? 菲比有别的工作吧？Great set tonight, Pheebs. 唱得很好，菲菲I know. 我知道We should get going. 我想我们该走了We should too. I've got patients at 8 in the morning. 我们也该走了明天早上八点还有病人You know how we always stay at your apartment? 知道吗？我在想我们老是在你那边过夜I thought tonight we'd stay at my place. 或许今晚改住我那边啊I don't know. I don't have my jammies. 我不知道，我没有带我的睡衣You don't need them. 或许你不需要My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen. 我的小妹妹，各位先生女士Shut up. I'm happy. 闭嘴，我很快乐Oh, this is so nice! I have to make a speech. 这太棒了我必须说几句话Of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot... 我只是想说，在摩妮卡交过的为数众多的男友当中…...I like you the best. …我最喜欢你了Thank you, Pheebs. That's very sweet. 谢谢你，菲菲，嘴真甜You hear that? 听到了吗？She likes me best. And apparently, there have been a lot. 她最喜欢我而且你显然阅人无数Not a lot. 没有啦Phoebe's kidding. Phoebe's crazy. 菲比在说笑吧，菲比是疯子Phoebe's dead. 菲比死定了I'm looking for Eddie Manoick. 我来找一位曼艾迪He's not here right now. I'm Chandler. 他现在不在我叫钱德Can I take a message or.... Or a fish tank? 要我帮你留话还是…拿鱼缸呢？Thanks. 谢了Come on in. 请进I'm Tilly. 我叫提莉I gather by that "Oh," he told you about me. 看你这个样子他一定跟你提过我了Yeah, your name came up... 提过，你的大名在一段…...in a conversation that terrified me to my very soul. …令我惊心动魄的对话中曾经出现过了He's kind of intense. 他这人有点激烈吧Yes! Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little... 对呀，请问你艾迪是不是有一点…A little what? 有一点怎么样？...bit country? …有点乡村？Come on in, you roomie! 快进来呀，室友Hello, Tilly. 提莉Eddie, I just came by to drop off your tank. 艾迪，我只是把鱼缸送过来That was very thoughtful of you. 你想得真是周到It's very thoughtful. 非常体帖Well, okay then. 就这样了I'm gonna go. Bye. 我要走了，再见So we getting a fish? 那么我们养鱼了，是不是？You had sex with her. 你们上床了，是不是？Check it out, check it out! 菲菲，你看…Soap Opera Digest! That's one of my favorite digests! “肥皂剧文摘” 我最喜欢的文摘之一Page 42! Page 42! 42页…"New Doc on the Block, Days of our Lives Joey Tribbiani." 医界新秀 “我们的日子”崔乔伊Cool picture! 好酷的照片Oh, I look good. 我好帅Is this true? That you write a lot of your own lines? 这是真的吗？很多台词都是你自己写的吗？Well, kind of, yeah. 可以这么说啦Remember last week when Alex was in the accident? 像你记得上礼拜亚历出了事那一集吗？The line in the script was... 剧本上的台词是…... "If we d on't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die." …“我们不送这女人去医院的话，她会死的”But I made it, "If this woman doesn't get to a hospital... 被我改成了这个女人不去医院就医的话…...she's not gonna live." …她会活不成的Oh, okay. I see what you did there. 我懂你做了什么了Aren't you afraid the writers will be kind of mad when they read this? 那你不怕那些编剧看到这篇文章会有点生气吗？I never thought about the writers. The scripts just come to my house. 我倒没有考虑到那些编剧剧本总是送来我家But you know what? 但你知道吗？This makes me look good, which makes the show look good... 这样让我很有面子也因为这样子，节目有面子…...which makes the writers look good. So how could they bemad? …也因为这样子，编剧有面子他们怎么可能会生我的气呢？...which makes the writers look good. So how could they be mad? 我们的日子Makes up most of his lines. 他编了自己大部份的台词Son of a.... 很好…Write this, jerk-weed. 写这个，混蛋I fall down an elevator shaft? 我跌下了电梯井What does this mean? I fall down an elevator shaft? 这什么意思？我跌下了电梯井I don't know. I just bring the scripts. 我不知道，我只是送剧本过来They can't kill me! I'm Francesca's long-lost son! 他们不能杀我我是兰琪失散的儿子呀Right. 对Could you sign? 请你签收，好吗？No! No way! I'm not signing that! 我才不签呢I don't think that will affect the plot of the show. 我不认为对那个节目的剧情会有影响啊How can they do this to me? 他们怎么能这么对我？All right, I'm just gonna go. 我要走了Sorry. 很遗撼Well, it wasn't that many guys. 也没有那么多个啦If you consider how many guys there actually are... 我是说，如果你考虑到全世界有多少男人…...it's a very small percentage. …那个比例非常小It's not that big a deal. I was just curious. 没什么大不了的我只是…好奇罢了-Good night. -Good night, Richard. 晚安晚安，理查Good luck, Mon. 祝你好运，摩妮卡Before I tell you, you tell me how many women you've been with. 好，我说之前你先说你有过几个女人Two. 两个Two? Two? 两个？…How is that possible? I mean... 那怎么可能？…... have you seen you? …你知道你长得有多帅吗？I mean, what can I say? 我能说什么呢？I was married to Barbara for 30 years, my high-school sweetheart.我跟芭芭拉做了三十年的夫妻我们在高中就认识了Now you. That's two. 加上你，一共两个Two it is. 那就两个吧Time for bed. I'm gonna brush my teeth. 该上床了我要去刷牙了No, wait a minute now! 你先等一等Come on, it's your turn. 来啊，换你了Oh, come on! 快说呀You know, I don't need the actual number. Just a ballpark. 我也不需要知道确实的数目只要差不多就可以了Okay, it is definitely less than a ballpark. 绝对比一个“大厦”还要少I am so glad I'm not Monica right now. 真庆幸现在我不是摩妮卡Tell me about it. 那还用说So what's your magic number? 你的神奇数字是多少？Come on, you know everyone I've been with. All both of them. 来嘛，我交过的你都认识两个你都认识Well, there's you. 有你Better not be doing these in order. 最好不要说我是第一个Billy Dreskin, Pete Carny. 崔比利，柯彼得Barry. 贝利Paolo. 还有…保罗Oh, yes, the weenie from Turinie. 对，托里尼来的蠢蛋Honey, are you jealous of Paolo? 蜜糖，你嫉妒保罗吗？I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him. 跟他从没像跟你在一起这么快乐过-Really? -Oh, please! 真的？拜托That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. 跟保罗那一段根本就不能算All it really was was just meaningless, animal sex. 那只能算是无意义的野兽的性关系Okay, you know, that sounded so much better in my head. 我这么说让我自己觉得好多了I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend. 艾迪我没有跟你的前任女友上床That's exactly what someone who slept with her would say. 有意思，因为跟她上过床的人都会这么说This is nuts! Crazy! She came over for two minutes... 你疯了，你疯了，是不是？她只来了两分钟而已…...dropped off a fish tank and left! …丢下鱼缸就走了就是这样Where's Buddy? 巴迪在哪里？Buddy? 巴迪？My fish, Buddy. 我的鱼巴迪There was no fish when she dropped it off. 她根本就没有带鱼来里面没有任何东西This is unbelievable! 这真令人难以置信You sleep with my ex-girlfriend, insult my intelligence by lying... 你先跟我的前任女友上床以为我会笨到去相信你的谎言...then you kill my fish? My Buddy? 然后你杀了我的鱼我的巴迪？I didn't kill your fish! 我没有杀你的鱼啊Look, Eddie 你听我说，艾迪…Would you look at what I'm doing? 你看我在做什么，好不好？Now that can't be smart. 那样太不聪明了So we're just gonna take this guy right off you... 所以我们要把那个傢伙给拿开…...and put him here in Mr. Pocket. …把它放到我的口袋先生里Tangelo? 来个橘子吧That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me? 就这样吗？害怕告诉我的庞大数目吗？Well, that's not bad at all. 那还好嘛You had me thinking it was, like, a fleet. 我是说，你害我以为你有一“托拉库”的人You're okay with it? 你真的觉得没关系？Oh, honey, I'm fine. 亲爱的，没关系Okay, about that two. 对了，关于那两个…What? 什么？All right. 好吧What about my two? 我的“两个”怎么样？It just seems like a really small number. 只是听起来真的好少喔Right. 对呀Don't you have a lot of wild oats to sow? 我是说，难道你没有欲望到处去采花吗？Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh, my God! Am I an oat? 你现在就是在那样对我吗？天啊，我是花吗？Honey, you are not an oat. 亲爱的，你不是被采的花I don't know, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. 我不知道我猜我不是那一型的I've only slept with women I love. 我只跟我爱的女人上床You've only slept with two people. 但是你只跟两个人上过床Right. 对You know I love you too, right? 你一定知道我也爱你吧？Now I do. 现在我知道了Ross, please listen to me. 罗斯…拜托听我说You are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. 罗斯，你比保罗好太多了You care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh. 我是说，你关心我我心中有爱，你会逗我笑If I make you laugh, here's an idea. 那样的话，我有个主意Invite Paolo to have a romp in the sack... 你可以邀请保罗过来在床上野兽一下…...and I'll stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes! …而我就站在角落讲敲门的笑话What we have is special! All Paolo and I ever had was 罗斯，我们的感情很特别！我跟保罗有的只是…"Animal sex"? “野兽的性关系”？So what are you saying? 所以你什么意思呢？There's nothing between us "animal" at all? 你是说我们之间就没有任何“兽性”的东西吗There's not even, like, a little animal? 连一点点…一点兽性都没有？Not even, like... 甚至连…连像…...chipmunk sex? …花栗鼠性Try to hear me, okay? 拜托，你听我说I'm not gonna lie to you. 我不想对你说谎-lt was good with Paolo. -Knock-knock. 跟保罗的性很好敲敲门But what you and I have is so much better. 但我们两个之间的比那好多了We have tenderness, we have intimacy, we connect. 我们有温柔，我们有亲密我们灵犀相通You know? I swear. 而且我发誓This is the best... 我从来没有过…... I have ever had. …像你这么棒的Until now. 直到现在Richard told me he loved me. 理查刚说他爱我-Oh, my God! -I know! 天啊我知道Honey, that's great! 太棒了I know! 我知道-I just can't find -Top drawer. 我只是找不到… 在第一个抽屉-Hurry. -Why? You need one too? 你也要啊对呀Found them! 找到了There's only one. 只有一个We'll be right there. We're just trying to decide something. 我马上来我们…在决定事情-They're trying to decide something. -Good. Good, good. 她们两个在决定事情好，很好So was your mustache Did it used to be different? 你的…你的小胡子跟以前有不同吗？How do you, you know, keep it so neat? 你怎么能够保持得那么整齐？I have a comb. 我有一把小梳子-What is that? -A mustache comb. 那个梳子叫什么？胡子梳Thank you. 谢谢Okay, I will do your laundry for one month. 我帮你洗一个月的衣服I will, I will, I will.... 我会…我会…I will clean the apartment for two months. 我打扫两个月的房子，如何？I'll give this to you now, if you tell me where we keep the dustpan. 只要你告诉我我们把畚箕放在哪里，这个我现在给你So were you in Nam? 你有没有打过越战？-Rock, paper, scissors? -Gotcha. 剪刀石头布没问题One, two, three. 一，二，三Yes! 太棒了Fine. Go have sex. 很好，上床吧No! You have got it completely wrong! 不对，你完完全全搞错了John Savage was Deer Hunter, no legs. 强沙维奇是 “越战猎鹿人”，没有腿Jon Voight was Coming Home, couldn't feel his legs. 强沃特是“归乡”，腿瘫痪了You've got it totally the other way around, my friend. Jon Voight 你完完全全搞反了，朋友强沃特是…-Honey? -What? 亲爱的什么？Shall we? 进去吧It's not gonna happen. 今晚不可能了They're doing it tonight. We can do it tomorrow. 今天晚上他们做我们可以明天再做In the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand.... 下一次的时间表可不可以先让我看看？So when I woke up this morning... 我今天早上醒过来的时候…... he'd stolen all the insoles out of my shoes! …发现他偷了我所有的鞋垫Why? 为什么？He thinks I slept with his ex-girlfriend and killed his fish. 那傢伙以为我睡了他前任女友而且还杀了他的鱼Why would you kill his fish? 你干嘛杀了他的鱼？Because sometimes after you sleep with someone... 菲比，因为有时候你跟人上床之后…...you have to kill a fish. …就必须要杀条鱼Chandler, honey... 钱德，宝贝…... I'm sorry. …抱歉Can we watch Joey's show now, please? 可以看乔伊的节目了吗？Wait. He's not here yet. 等等，他还没有到He knows what happens. 他知道情节I'm fine about my problem now, by the way. 对了，我不在乎我的问题了Amber... 安柏…...I'll always be there for you... …你需要的时候永远有我…...as a friend and as your brother. …我是你一辈子的朋友跟兄弟Oh, Drake. 崔克Hard day, huh? 辛苦了First the medical award, now this? 先是医学大奖，然后是这个Some guys are just lucky, I guess. 是呀，我猜有些人天生好运Dr. Ramoray, report to first floor Emergency stat. 雷大夫，请到一楼急诊室报到Well, then... 那么…... I guess that's me. …我猜在叫我了Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton? Dr. Wall? 还有谁想坐电梯的？何大夫？华大夫？They only said you. 他们只叫你一个人啊Oh, okay. All right. 好吧I love you. 我爱你，崔克Yeah, whatever. 是呀，随便啦Oh, no! 不…Drake, look out! 崔克，小心，崔克…-Did they just kill off Joey? -No! 他们刚刚甩了乔伊不Now maybe. 好像真的Come on! Open up! We want to talk to you! 开门，我们想跟你谈一谈I don't feel like talking! 我不想谈Come on! We care about you. 别这样了，乔伊我们关心你-We're worried about you. -And some of us really have to pee! 我们很关心你我们有些人真的很急呀I'm sorry, Joey. 抱歉，乔伊Listen, sorry about your death. That really sucks. 听着，很遗撼你的死真的很惨耶-We came over as soon as we saw. -How could you not tell us? 我们一看到就赶过来了你怎么不告诉我们呢？I don't know. I was kind of hoping no one would ever find out. 我不知道我有点希望没有人会发现Well, maybe they could find a way to bring you back. 或许他们可以让你起死回生They said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in...他们说当找到我尸体的时候我的脑袋已经摔得稀巴烂了…...that the only doctor who could've sav ed me was me. …而唯一救得了我的人是我It's supposed to be some kind of irony. 说是故意要看起来讽刺什么的But Joey, you're gonna be fine. 乔伊，你不会有事的You don't need that show. It was just a dumb soap opera. 你不需要那个节目那只是个蠢的肥皂剧嘛This was the greatest thing that ever happened to me. 菲比，那是我这辈子最棒的事Yes! I was going to incorporate that. 没错，我本来还要那样说的Here's Monica. She'll have something nice to say. 很好，摩妮卡来了她会说句好听的啦I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. 我把你的浴帘拉直了以免发霉What? To me, that's nice. 怎么了？那是好事啊It'll be okay. You know that. 不要紧的，你也知道嘛No, I don't. 不，我不知道It's like you work your whole life for something... 像你奋斗了一辈子去追求…...and you think that when you get it... …当你认为你办到的时候…...it'll never be as good as you thought. …永远不会像你想的一样好But this so was. 不过这个是啊It changed everything. 它改变了一切Like, the other day, I got this credit card application... 前几天呢，我去申请信用卡…...and I was pre-approved! …我竟然被保送过关了I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life! 我这辈子从没被保送过关过I'm sorry, man. 很遗撼，老兄I don't know if this'll mean anything to you... 乔伊我不知道这对你有没有意义…... but you'll always be pre-approved with us. …但我们总是会保送你过关That means nothing to me. 不，那对我没有意义Pecan sandy? Just made them. 大胡桃饼，刚出炉的Yeah, all right. 对，好Are these raisins? 这是什么？葡萄干吗？Sure, why not? 当然了，有何不可？Listen, Eddie. 听我说，艾迪I've been thinking about our living situation. 我想过我们目前住在一起的情况了Why are you smiling? 你为什么要笑？I got a little surprise. Look. There's a new fishy. 我有个小小的惊喜我买了条新鱼I named him... 我叫它…... Chandler, you know, after yo u. …钱德，以你为名Well, that's not even a real fish. 那根本不是一条真鱼啊No, that's a Goldfish cracker. 那是金鱼饼干耶So what's your point, man? 你要说什么？Okay, good night. 晚安了You big freak of nature! 大自然爱好者-Brisk tonight. -Oh, man. 今天晚上好冷老兄。

老友记中英文字幕全集下载地址 6-10

http://210.43.133.148:81/ysdh/rmvedio/friends2/6_14TOWChandlerCan%27tCry.mkv
http://210.43.133.148:81/ysdh/rmvedio/friends2/6_15TOThatCouldHaveBeenPart1.mkv
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http://210.43.133.148:81/ysdh/rmvedio/friends2/8_02theonewiththeredsweater.mkv
http://210.43.133.148:81/ysdh/rmvedio/friends2/8_03theonewhereracheltells.mkv
http://210.43.133.148:81/ysdh/rmvedio/friends2/8_16theonewherejoeytellsrachel.mkv
第六季
http://210.43.133.148:81/ysdh/rmvedio/friends2/6_01TheOneAfterVegas.mkv
http://210.43.133.148:81/ysdh/rmvedio/friends2/6_02TOWRossHugsRachel.mkv
http://210.43.133.148:81/ysdh/rmvedio/friends2/8_10theonewithmonicasboots.mkv

《Frinds老友记》第2季中英文对照完整剧本206TheOneWiththeBabyontheBu

TERRY:Uh, Rachel, sweetheart, could I see ya for a minute?
RACHEL:What's up?
TERRY:F.Y.I.. I've decided to pay a professional musician to play in here on Sunday afternoons. Her name is Stephanie... something. She's supposed to be very good.
ROSS:Let me hold him for a sec. There. (Ben stops crying) Huh? There we are.
MONICA:Maye it's me.
ROSS:Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Crankypants.
CHANDLER:No, I got him.
JOEY:No, seriously.
CHANDLER:Oh, seriously you want him?
CAROLINE:Hello.
BOYS:Hello.
CAROLINE:And who is this little cutie pie?
CHANDLER:Well, don't, don't think me immodest, but, me?
206 The One With the Baby on the Bus
[Scene: At Monica and Rachel's.]
MONICA:Who da wennyBenny boy? You the WennywennyBennyBenny boy, yes. Don't cry. Don't cry. Why is he still crying?

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