三打白骨精英文短剧表演
(完整word版)三打白骨精英语话剧剧本
Three Times Beating the Monster三打白骨精-----七年制开头出场，视频《英文版敢问路在何方》(我们利用的是视频里的音乐)，四师徒出场(等到四人全部出来后暂停视频)。
【本剧灯光都是全亮的】唐僧: Wukong，where are we now？(悟空,我们现在到哪儿了?)悟空：Ba Jie，map.(八戒,地图.)八戒误拿出一张美女图，给了悟空.悟空：Oh，master，look！(哦,师父,你看啊!)唐僧：Oh，Ba Jie，how many times I have told you don’t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you.(八戒,我告诉你多少次啦,不要老是带美女图啦!)八戒：Oh，master，forgive me.(噢,师父,原谅我这次吧!)唐僧：No，I think I will take this until we get to the west，Ba Jie，map.(没门,我想就由我先暂时保管,直到我们到达西天,取得真经.八戒,地图!)八戒：Oh，master，I am so hungry now，and I can not move anymore.(噢,师父,我肚子饿扁了,我再也走不动了.)悟空：Fat pig.(肥猪.)八戒：Monkey，if you say these two words once more，I will，I will……(死猴子,如果你再敢说这两个字,我就……我就……)悟空：You will ,you will what？(你就想干嘛啊?)八戒: I will help you catch louses（虱子）.(嘿嘿,我就帮你抓虱子啊!)唐僧: Wukong，I am hungry too，would you bring us some food?(悟空,我也饿了,你能帮我们去找些吃的吗?)八戒：You see ，our master is hungry too.(你看,我们师父也饿了.)唐僧：Bajie，don’t forget who ate my last meal.(八戒,不要忘了,谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了.)沙僧：But master，if the monster comes while monkey brother is away，what can we do？(但是师父,如果有妖精来了,而大师兄又不在的话,该怎么办啊!)唐僧：Yes，that is a big problem，Wukong.(是的诶,这倒是个问题.悟空.)悟空：No problem！(没问题.)悟空拿着金箍棒绕着他们跑了一圈……八戒：This is……(这是……)悟空：Electric net，I made it，so no monster can touch you if you stay in it.(这是我织的电网,只要你们呆在里面,没有妖精能进来.)唐僧：Oh Wukong，you are becoming more and more knowledgeable .Knowledge is power!!!(八戒：is food 沙僧：is girl)(哦悟空,你真是越来越知识渊博哦,知识就是力量啊![八戒:是美食.沙僧:是美女.])悟空：OK , I am going to find some food, bye!（那好，我去找吃的啦，拜拜！）唐僧：OK, it is the show time.（好的，现在是我们展示自己的时间啦！）放音乐《穷开心》，三师徒开始跳舞。
三打白骨精的英文剧本
三打白骨精的英文剧本，我演过，相当成功，（人物可删减的）人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,master (凑近T)………(T、S一齐转向E)T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No mon ster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: (倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: (想阻止，未及)You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)(音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: (惊)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in orde r to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏)T: Let's go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet..Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em……we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of ele ctricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）(谢幕)三打白骨精中英文对照搞笑版人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空、 E：猪八戒、 J：沙僧、B：白骨精、B1：B变成的村姑、B2：B变成的太婆、B3：B变化成的老头、 N：哪吒 T: Wukong,where we are now? 悟空我们现在到哪里了 S: Bajie,map! 八戒地图E: (摸出，递给S) S: oh ，master，look！ (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）哦师傅你瞧啊！T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you don't take these pictures of beautiful girls with you! 八戒我告诉你多少次啦不要老是带美女图啦！ E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) 哦师傅原谅我这次吧T: (缩手)No,i tkink i will take this untill we get to west ,bajie,map.没门，我想就由我暂时保管，直到我们到达西天，取得真经，八戒地图 E: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… i am so hungry now,(坐)and i can not move anymore,奥师傅我肚子饿扁了，再也走不动了 S: Fat Pig! 肥猪E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,Iwill……….死猴子如果你再敢说这俩个字，我就，我就 S: You will what(凶相)? 你就要干嘛啊E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). 呵呵我就帮你抓虱子啊！ S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,I am hungry too，would you bring us some food? 悟空我也饿了你能帮我们去找点吃的吗？E: You see ,master is hungry,too! 你看我们师傅也饿了T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! 八戒不要忘了谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away。
四年级 三打白骨精 英语话剧
三打白骨精：T：唐僧S：孙悟空Z：猪八戒J：沙僧B：小白G：小骨J2：小精T：My goodness！（阿弥陀佛。
）师徒做下T：Where is the map？S：Here.We have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Z：Ah!I can’t walk on anymore!T：Bajie，hold on!（轻咳）Wukong,I am a bit hungry.Could you go out to get some food for me? （三只白骨精此时已在一旁偷看）S：（坐起来）OK,your highness.（随后在地上画了一个圈）You two must take care of master very carefully.Z&J2:Yes,sir.T：Let’s play cards!（《斗地主》的音乐响起）B：The Tangseng’s flesh seems so fresh and tasty!G：And he’s so handsome!He’s just my cup of tea!J2：Me too!（两人做花痴状）B：Let me catch him back.（奸笑）G&J2；Good luck,Bai.B：Hm?Electric net?Ha......You are too childish!（施魔法，打破保护障，接近三人）Can I join you?T：I’m so sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B：（在一旁观看）OH,chance!Bomb!T：Bomb（打出）？B：Double king!T：Oh!I win!Lady,you’re a master,come in and teach me!B：My pleasure.（上前观战，悄悄将手放在唐僧头上。
孙悟空三打白骨精初一英语水平小品
指导教师：赵昆华少儿艺术中心初一英语班节目剧本：孙悟空三打白骨精唐僧: Ladies and gentlemen，I’m Mr Tang唐唐唐唐僧是也，nice to meet you!（双手拜佛鞠躬）女士们先生们，我是唐先生，见到你们很高兴！Wow!What’s this？（从地上捡起一张美女图高兴的看）哇！这是什么？Haha!A picture of a beautiful girl!（然后向观众展示，然后自己美美的看）哈哈！一张漂亮女孩的照片！（突然转念一想，收起笑容，迅速收起图，左右看看）咳咳，八戒! 八戒！（八戒上场）How Many times I have told you, you can’t bring the girl’s picture with you!我告诉过你多少次，你不能把美女的照片带在你身上！八戒: Oh, I’m sorry ,Mr Tang! (想要伸手拿回，唐僧高举不让拿)，but I think the picture is…is…is沙和尚’s！哦，我很抱歉，唐先生！但我认为这照片是……是……是沙和尚的！沙僧:No,no,It’s not mine.(摆手皱眉否认)不，不，它不是我的。
唐僧: Really？I think this is翠花’s photo，I’ll keep it for you(收起图偷笑)until we come back.真的吗？我认为这是翠花的照片，我将替你保存直到我们回来。
八戒: No,no,no! Oh my god!(愤怒语气)不不不，哦，我的天啊！唐僧:阿弥托福, nothing is lust,lust is nothing!（念经状）八戒:what?master！Y ou are not a bird,please说人话！什么？师傅！你不是一只鸟，请说人话！唐僧:空即是色，色即是空。
（念经状）八戒:Oh,I know, master, it’s OK, I’m a good pig(拍胸脯，竖大拇指)I don’t like beautiful girls。
三打白骨精英语话剧剧本
Three Times Beating the Monster三打白骨精-----七年制开头出场，视频《英文版敢问路在何方》(我们利用的是视频里的音乐)，四师徒出场(等到四人全部出来后暂停视频)。
【本剧灯光都是全亮的】唐僧: Wukong，where are we now？(悟空,我们现在到哪儿了?)悟空：Ba Jie，map.(八戒,地图.)八戒误拿出一张美女图，给了悟空.悟空：Oh，master，look！(哦,师父,你看啊!)唐僧：Oh，Ba Jie，how many times I have told you don’t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you.(八戒,我告诉你多少次啦,不要老是带美女图啦!)八戒：Oh，master，forgive me.(噢,师父,原谅我这次吧!)唐僧：No，I think I will take this until we get to the west，Ba Jie，map.(没门,我想就由我先暂时保管,直到我们到达西天,取得真经.八戒,地图!) 八戒：Oh，master，I am so hungry now，and I can not move anymore. (噢,师父,我肚子饿扁了,我再也走不动了.)悟空：Fat pig.(肥猪.)八戒：Monkey，if you say these two words once more，I will，I will…… (死猴子,如果你再敢说这两个字,我就……我就……)悟空：You will ,you will what？(你就想干嘛啊?)八戒: I will help you catch louses（虱子）.(嘿嘿,我就帮你抓虱子啊!)唐僧: Wukong，I am hungry too，would you bring us some food?(悟空,我也饿了,你能帮我们去找些吃的吗?)八戒：You see ，our master is hungry too.(你看,我们师父也饿了.)唐僧：Bajie，don’t forget who ate my last meal.(八戒,不要忘了,谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了.)沙僧：But master，if the monster comes while monkey brother is away，what can we do？(但是师父,如果有妖精来了,而大师兄又不在的话,该怎么办啊!)唐僧：Yes，that is a big problem，Wukong.(是的诶,这倒是个问题.悟空.)悟空：No problem！(没问题.)悟空拿着金箍棒绕着他们跑了一圈……八戒：This is……(这是……)悟空：Electric net，I made it，so no monster can touch you if you stay in it.(这是我织的电网,只要你们呆在里面,没有妖精能进来.)唐僧：Oh Wukong，you are becoming more and more knowledgeable .Knowledge is power!!!(八戒：is food 沙僧：is girl)(哦悟空,你真是越来越知识渊博哦,知识就是力量啊![八戒:是美食.沙僧:是美女.])悟空：OK , I am going to find some food, bye!（那好，我去找吃的啦，拜拜！）唐僧：OK, it is the show time.（好的，现在是我们展示自己的时间啦！）放音乐《穷开心》，三师徒开始跳舞。
三打白骨精英文小剧
英语小剧：（王雪萌组）Three Times’ Beating Monster（三打白骨精）人物：T唐僧（梁洁饰） S：孙悟空（王雪萌饰） E：猪八戒（周一饰） J：沙僧（郭浩程饰）B：白骨精（张曼筠饰）B1：B变成的村姑（李若然饰） B2：B变成的太婆（张楠饰）B3：B变化成的老头（孙继源饰） N：哪吒（佟磊饰）T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》)B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1(接近三人，望着)Can I join you?B1:T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!B1T: Bomb?(打出): Double King!B1T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门))Oh,monster!(上前就打)S: (回来，看见B1B: （倒)Ah……1T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what you have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）T: Let's go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You wonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......(谢幕)。
西游记三打白骨精英语搞笑剧本
Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头once upon a time,there was a story about The T ang Priest (San zang) and his three disciples were on their way to the Western Heaven to obtain Buddhist scriptures.It is said that they had had 81 struggles and finally got the books.They were known for their persistent .But in fact the thing is that......J: Here we are!With green mountains around us and bright river along the mountains .What a lovely day!T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em……we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)That poor thing can never stop me from having delicious dinner. Now I've changed into a girl.B1: (接近三人，望着)Hey,guys!Can I join you?J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people areB1: All right I'll watch you then.(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Dai!You ugly monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……help!T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr T ang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）(谢幕)。
西游记三打白骨精英语搞笑剧本
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
(谢幕)
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
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沙: boss, brother Monkey is....... 师傅，猴哥这是…… 唐: Don't mention that guy any more! 不要再提他了！ 白: Ha,ha,ha! 白: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang! 唐僧，你好愚蠢！ 白: I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha...... 我要吃你的肉，哈哈哈哈…… 孙: A thousand years later！ 等一千年以后吧！ 唐: Wukong? 悟空 猪: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥） 沙: Our hero is back! 我们的英雄回来了！
孙: Oh,monster!(上前就打) 啊，妖怪！ 村姑: Ah…… 惨叫声 唐: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! 悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的师傅! 孙: She is a monster! 她是妖怪！
老头:Sun Wukong, game over!(变成老头) 孙悟空，游戏结束了！ 老头: Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!! 噢……女儿，老婆子！谁干的？！！！ 孙: I’ll kill you, monster! 妖怪，我要打死你！ 唐: You,you.....You have killed three lives! 你，你……你已经伤了三条人命了！ 孙: No,they are not human beings! 不，他们不是人！ 唐: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! 妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再让我看见你！！
猪: But…… 但是…… 唐: Emitofo。 阿弥陀佛 猪: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more! 给，嗯……我们已经到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不动了！ 孙: Fat Pig! 肥猪! 猪: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. 死猴子，有本事再说一遍，再说…… 孙: You will what(凶相)? 再说你怎么样？
孙: Oh,please don’t…… 噢，师傅，别…… 唐:It’s too late!(唱紧箍咒) 太晚了！ 孙: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头) 白: Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太 婆) 哼!孙悟空，让我教训一下你！ 太婆:Hello,have you seen my daughter? （长老）请问，你们见过我女儿没？ 唐: Daughter?...No,sorry！ 女儿？不！没见过！ 孙: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell! 好你个妖怪，我打死你！
唐: How,how did you find out? 你怎么发现的？ 孙: Monkey's intuition(直觉) 猴子的直觉。 唐: Wukong，I'm Three Times’ Beating Monster.
三打白骨精
唐僧(詹焕鑫 34号) 孙悟空(黄赵燚 5号) 猪八戒(吴佳华 8号) 沙僧(林勇 21号) 白骨精(林秀杰 18号) 村姑（林秀杰） 太婆（林秀杰）老头（林秀杰）
唐: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? 阿弥陀佛，我们这是到哪了？ 孙: Bajie,map! 八戒，地图！ 猪: (摸出，递给孙) 孙: Look,boss……… 师傅，请看。 唐: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! 八戒，我跟你讲了多少次了，不要带这种美女的图片！ 猪: Oh, boss!Forgive me。 哦，师傅！原谅我吧。 唐: I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west 为师先替你保管，到西天了再给你。
孙: No problem! 没问题！ 沙: This is…..? 这是？ 孙: Electric net! I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! 伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就没有妖怪能接近！ 唐: Em……ok，we will stay in it! 嗯……好的，我们会呆在里面的！ 孙: Bye! 俺老孙去也。 唐: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌) 我们斗地主吧！ 白: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish. (变成村姑) 哈哈！伏魔圈？太小儿科了吧。 村姑:Can I join you? 我也可以玩吗？
唐:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry。 Could you go to get me some food? 悟空，我有点饿了，你能去化些斋饭来吃吗？ 猪: You see , boss is hungry,too! 你看，师傅不也饿了吗！ 唐: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! 八戒！不要忘了是谁吃了我的干粮！ 沙: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. 但是，师傅，假如妖怪趁猴哥不在来了呢…… 唐: Em…It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? 嗯…这是个问题。悟空，你有什么办法没？