欲望都市第一季第一集英文剧本
Sex and City 第一季a003
103 Bay of married pigsOne of the best things about living in a city like New York is leaving it.My friend, Patience and her husband invited me to the Hamptons for the weekend.Patience and Peter were the perfect married couple.They were fun, smart and looked like they fell out of a J. Crew catalogue.If their house wasn't on the beach, I would've hated them.So, he gets in the cab and slides up next to me. Yes? And it is hot.It is hot from Houston and West Broadway to 72nd and Madison.Hampton houseguests have to sing for their supper.Brokers give investment advice, archi-tects, design advice, single people give married friends tidbits from their sex-ual escapades.The next morning I woke up feeling rested and fabulous.I wanted to go out and take in the spectacular view.Morning. Patience went out to get juice and muffins.She'll be right back.There he was, full frontal... friend.Good! He just stood there, casual, hap-py, hanging out.I didn't know what to say.I only knew that was too much Peter before coffee. Good morning.Hey.I've got some fresh juice and the good muffins.How good Of a friend was she?What's the difference?When someone gets married, all bets are off. We become the enemy.As the only single lawyer at her law firm, Miranda had given this topic some thought.Married women know we can have sex any time, with anyone.We can?And they're afraid we're gonna have itwith their husbands.I'd never sleep with a married man.Are you sure you haven't?Wedding rings come off, you know.If you're single, you can't be trusted.Not all married women feel that way.Charlotte treated marriage as a sorori-ty she was hoping to pledge.You're right, not all.The ones who don't fear you, pity you.That's not true.Are you telling me you haven't gotten those 'poor single you' looks?I hate those.OK, Yes, I have.When you're the only single person at a party, they look at you like you're a loser?Leper.Whore.Exactly.Married people are the enemy!Was Miranda right?Were we enemies?Is there a secret cold war between mar-rieds and singles?I love my single friends, but now that I'm married, I don't see them as much as I used to.It's too painful. They remind me of how desperate I used to be.When women get married, they forget who they are. ''I'' becomes ''we''.''We loved the movie.''''We hate that restaurant.''We, we, we, we, we.My best buddy and I did everything together.Then he married this girl who doesn't like me.Now I only see him on Super Bowl Sunday.It's all about what you want. Some people, like me, choose to grow up, face reality and get married, and oth-ers choose to, what?Live an empty, haunted life of stunted adolescence.No, it's not a cold war.It's an out and out battle.And it isn't just straight people.Every gay guy I know is running off to Hawaii, putting on a caftan, reciting vows, and feeling superior to me.Caftans?Yes, with orchid leis.Aloha.I miss the old times when everyone was alone.I'm starting to feel like I'm an outcast in the...Carrie?Oh, my God!Joe! Hi! Wow!Jeez, it's been years.I haven't seen you since you were...Straight?I was gonna say in Miss Saigon.Still am.I love Miss Saigon.This is my friend, Stanford.This is My life partner, Lou.Look at that. Congratulations.Where are you registered?Barney's.I was kidding.So, how about you?Are you married?Not really, I mean, no!Are you thinking what I'm thinking?Perfect!What?Lou and I want to have a child.We already have a surrogate, but we need a top-notch egg.What are your feelings about donating one?Listen, here's our card.Think about it and give us a call.We'll pay.Great seeing you.I had just experienced single bashing for the new millennium.I was no longer considered a person.I was now an egg farm.Meanwhile, downtown, another singlewoman was about to be humiliated.Miranda had to attend her firm's an-nual softball game.A law firm softball game is like any other, but when a lawyer steals a base, he gets promoted.Miranda!I thought you wouldn't come.Alright, let's get it over with.Panicked at the idea of spending an-other firm function as a leper, Miranda had agreed to be fixed up on a blind date.Miranda, this is Syd.Syd, Miranda.Look at you two, perfect match.Well, I'm gonna excuse myself.Nice to meet you.you too.I'm gonna get a soda.You want a soda?I'm gonna get us a soda.Jeff!Pretty great, huh?Can I pick 'em or what?Yeah, I'm not gay.Seriously?in eight months, I've never seen you with a guy.Circumstantial, Jeff, I'm single.Christ, when did being single translate into being gay?Shit. Do you want me to go over there and...No, I'll do it.Brave Miranda marched right over and told Syd she wasn't.They had a good laugh and decided to stay and play ball.Miranda and Syd's last inning double play got the attention of everyone, even the firm's senior partner. Quite a play, ladies.It's all about teamwork, Charles.Chip.Chip.My wife and I are having a dinner par-ty on the 12th, just some couples, noth-ing fancy.We'd love it if you both came.We'd love to.That night, Miranda gave me the low-down on her day.You think it's because they think that you're in a couple?in two years he's barely spoken to me, all of a sudden, it's ''Chip''.A lawyer named Chip, gotta love that.They seemed relieved to have finally figured me out.You're actually going to dinner?Yup.I want to make partner in this firm, even if I have to be a lesbian.After Miranda left, I had a thought.Maybe the cold war isn't about hate, maybe it's about fear, fear of the un-known.Married people don't hate singles, they just want us ''figured out''.It was time to stop all this speculation and infiltrate the enemy camp.Lunch with my favorite couple, David and Lisa.I don't think of us as married so much as together.Are we married?Remember when you wore the white dress and we got all the flatware?Yeah. I guess I should stop seeing oth-er men.And you? You like being single?Most Of The time, yeah.Then there are the other times, like family functions when they sit you at the kid's table.Or when you two eat off the same fork, I just...Man, that's so sweet.Don't start crying.He's such a pussy.But you do want to get married, right?I don't know. I'm beginning to think I may not be the marrying kind.Really?As soon as the words came out, I won-dered if they were true.Hey!Hey, Sean!What a surprise. this is Carrie.Hi.We're about to have dessert, wanna join us?Sure. This is such a surprise.Another time I hate being single is when married friends ''surprise'' fix you up.Two espressos and a tiramisu later, I had learned that Sean was the youngest of three brothers, had his own investment firm and was about to move into an apartment he had just purchased.you know this was a fix-up, right?Please, I could smell it before you walked in the door.My parents met on a fix-up, and they'll be married 41 years next month.That's great.It was then I realized, I was having coffee with the marrying guy.That illusive and rare Manhattan man whose sights were set on marriage.Can I see you again?Sure.Over the next week and a half, I met Sean for a movie...I met him for another movie.I helped him pick out a top of the line cheese grater at Williams-Sonoma.My house-warming is on the 12th.Come, and bring your friends.Sounds like fun.Thanks for a great day.He was like the flesh and blood equiv-alent of a DKNY dress.You know it's not you're style, but it's there, so you try it on anyway.It was the night of the 12th.On the East Side, a pseudo lesbian couple went to a Republican dinner.Hey!On the West Side, a trio of single gals went to a single guy's house-warming.Are his friends cute?I don't know, I haven't met them.How did you get a new boyfriend in a week?He's not my boyfriend.I'm just trying him on.All right, ready?Everywhere people were standing in twos.It was like Noah's Upper West Side rent controlled ark.It's all married couples.Samantha gave me a look like I had sold her to the enemy for chocolate bars and nylons.This is for you. Hi.You must be Charlotte.Hi.You must be Samantha.Yeah, where's the bar?Kitchen, you can't miss it, room with the stove.This place is amazing.I've been planning it for years.I'll give you guys the grand tour.Moving through the married couples, I noticed something was different...No fear, no pity, no pointing.Were Sean's friends cold war conscien-tious objectors?Or was it just that I was ''figured out''?My accountant says it's best to go with low risk stocks.It depends.What are your expectations?I'm not sure.Honey, I need you to meet someone.sure.Ihis is Samantha, Samantha, Elaine.His wife.Honey, I need you in The other room.Sure. Nice talking to you Samantha.This is The den.A leather club chair! I love them.Thanks. I'm using this room as an of-fice now, but someday... this is gonna be the kid's room. Look.I got this three years ago in Aspen.What do you think?I owe you. I didn't know all his bud-dies were married.My God, you're doing tequila shots?see That buddy over there?I fucked him.see That buddy over there?I fucked him too.I never thought I'd see them again.We should tag your married men so you can keep track of them.He's gonna ask you to marry him.He's not. We've been dating a week.No guy buys a classic six on the Upper West Side unless they're seriously thinking about marriage. Some people read palms, Charlotte read real estate.If you turn into one of those married assholes, I'll kill you.Sean is the greatest guy and he loves kids.Plus, he owns his own business, We both slept with him and he's great in bed.An hour and a half into this house-warming, I had gone from party guest to prisoner of war. Samantha is totally drunk.I've got to get her out of here.You're not going without me.Carrie!Oh God, more friends.Surprise!It certainly was.Last time I saw Patience she was shov-ing me on a bus.When Sean told us you two were dat-ing, we were thrilled.About what happened at your house the other day...Don't mention it.I'm not sure...I said don't mention it.This party is terrible.Who are you?This is my friend Patience and her husband Peter.I heard about you.Big pepper mill dick!We gotta go!And suddenly our little cease-fire was over.Meanwhile, across town, things were winding down.Thank you so much, we really had a great time.As did we all.She is a real find.We'll do it again soon.I'll meet you at the elevator, OK?We can't do it again soon.Syd and I aren't really a couple.We're not even really lesbians.Well, Syd is, I'm not.I just wanted to bend your ear about my work at the firm.Shrewd move, counselor.No harm done.Thank you, sir.My wife will be disappointed.She wanted to add a lesbian couple to our circle.As they rode between floors, Miranda considered how much easier life would be if she were in a couple, any couple.Yup, definitely straight.Yeah, you are.Sorry.While she cursed her heterosexuality wondering how much longer she could fight the war, Charlotte cursed tequila and forced Samantha into a cab.She thought Samantha was too drunkand insisted she slept on her couch.We're home.We're home. Oh, boy.Let me get that door for you.hi.Alright.I like him!bye.She got Samantha upstairs and safely to bed, or so she thought.A few hours later, Samantha woke up still drunk and single.And single to Samantha meant one thing.Can I have a cigarette?Sure.Can I have a kiss?Jesus...I really shouldn't, somebody might see.Why don't you come upstairs for a minute?Samantha?Don't be scared, miss.It's me, Tommy, I'm just leaving.Your friend invited me up.I know it was wrong, but I've just been so lonely since I left home.I wanted the feel of a woman's touch on me.I'm going into the bathroom now and when I come out you won't be here.I never want this mentioned again.Let me get the door for you, miss.I was hoping you'd stay over.Look, Sean, I don't think this is gonna work.We want different things.You want to get married and...I don't know what I want.you Can smell My desperation, right?No, it's just...I was trying you on, you know?To see if it fits.It doesn't.I'm sorry.I don't understand you women.All I hear is, ''I want to get married, I want to get married'', and none of you says yes.What the fuck?I'm so tired of going through women.I just want to get married.I may know someone who's perfect for you.Who?They started out casual, a brunch here, a concert there.But pretty soon they were visiting chi-na.I always wanted this pattern for for-mal dining.Are you serious?Charlotte broke it off then and there.It would never work.He was American classic, she was French country.Your friend never called like she promised. Why?I don't know.As I sifted through the rubble of my marriage skirmish, I had a thought.The war between marrieds and singlesis like the war in Northern Ireland.We're basically the same, but we wound up on different sides.it'd be great to have that one special person to walk home with, but some-times there's nothing better than meet-ing your single girlfriends for a night at the movies.。
绝望主妇第一季第一集全英文剧本
Season 1, Episode 01: Pilot-- MARY ALICE:: My name is Mary Alice Young. When you read this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week. Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life. That all changed last Thursday. Of course everything seemed as normal at first. I made my breakfast for my family. I performed my chores. I completed my projects. I ran my errands. In truth, I spent the day as I spend every other day quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection. That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet to retrieve a revolver that had never been used.-- MARY ALICE: My body was discovered by my neighbor, Mrs. Martha Huber, who had been startled by a strange popping sound. Her curiosity aroused, Mrs. Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced. After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me six months before.--MRS HUBER:It’s my ne ighbor. I think she's been shot, there's blood everywhere. Yes, you've got to send an ambulance. You've got to send one right now!--MARY ALICE: And for a moment, Mrs. Huber stood motionless in her kitchen grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy.But, only for a moment. If there was one thing Mrs. Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the bright side. I was laid to rest on a Monday. After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their respects. And as people do in this situation, they brought food. Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken. Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken. Of course, she didn’t cook much as she was moving up the corporate ladder. She didn’t have the time. But when her doctor announced Lynette was pregnant, her husband Tom had an idea. Why not quit your job? Kids do much better with stay-at-home mums; it was so much less stressful. But this was not the case. In fact, Lynette’s life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her chicken from a fast food restaurant. Lynette would have appreciated the irony of it if she stopped to think about it, but she couldn’t. She didn’t have the time.--LYNETTE: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop it, stop it, stop it. Stop it.--PRESTON: But Mom!--LYNETTE: No, you are going to behave today. I am not going to be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood. And, just so you know how serious I am...--PRESTON:What’s that?--LYNETTE:Santa’s cell-phone number.--PORTER:How’d you get that?--LYNETTE: I know someone, who knows someone, who knows an elf. And if anyone of you acts up, so help me, I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas. You willing to risk that?--SCA VO kids: Uh-uh! (all shake their heads vehemently)--LYNETTE: Okay. Let’s get t his over with.--MARY ALICE: Gabrielle Solis, who lives down the block, brought a spicy paella. Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food and rich men. Carlos, who worked in mergers and acquisitions, proposed on their third date. Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes. But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closeda big deal. Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot. However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler.--CARLOS: If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, I want you to casually mention how much I paid for your necklace.--GABRIELLE:Why don’t I just pin the receipt to my chest?--CARLOS:He let me know how much he paid for his wife’s new convertible. Look, justwork it into the conversation.--GABRIELLE: There’s no way I can just work that in, Carlos.--CARLOS: Why not? At the Donohue party, everyone was talking about mutual funds. And you found a way to mention you slept with half the Yankee outfield.--GABRIELLE:I’m telling you, it came up in the context of the conversation.--CARLOS: Hey, people are starting to stare. Can you keep your voice down please?--GABRIELLE:(sigh) Absolutely. Wouldn’t want them to think we’re not happy.--MARY ALICE: Bree Van De Kamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch. Bree was known for her cooking. And for making her own clothes. And for doing her own gardening. And for reupholstering her own furniture. Yes, Bree’s many talents were known throughout the neighborhood. And everyone on Wisteria Lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother. Everyone, that is, except her own family.--BREE: Paul, Zachary. Paul，Zachary。
欲望都市口语1教学文稿
欲望都市口语14.18have you been work out? 你最近健身了吗？I got to be up really early tomorrow. 我明天得早起I was thrown right back into my old pattern. 这样我又回到了我之前的模式I won't have him subjected to （/come under）scrutiny and ridicule. 我不喜欢他被观察和奚落subjected to @1受….不好的影响，遭受 @2.依…而定scrutiny （n）监视 ridicule（n）嘲笑，愚弄J- used to get me high 我以前太迷J了（作家）Was he nuts？他疯了吗？ nut：（n）informal @3.疯狂 @4.热衷I hate being right about this。
我讨厌被说中she didn't send her troops to the battle if she thought they would lose. 没有胜算的话，萨曼莎不随便派兵I am trying to be helpful. 我正试着帮你They got charisma。
他的家人很有魅力 charisma （n）魅力，魄力In my mind, the complications of making a relationship work had just expended exponentially.成功经营一段感情的不容易，现在正以指数方式持续复杂化I see you. I know what you've got going. 我知道你会有所作为的That's dear 你真是甜心I was going out of my mind. 我快疯了4.19Because I think we both really want this to work.因为我觉得我们都希望能成功turn sb on。
Sex.and.the.city.剧本season1ep01
Sex and the city 剧本Season 1 episode01 “sex and the city”Once upon a time，an English journalist came to New York. Elizabeth was attractive and bright.and right away she hooked up with one of the city's typically eligible bachelors.The question remains-is this really a company we want to own?Tim was 42,a well-liked and respected banker who made about two million a year.They met one evening,in typical New York fashion,at a gallery opening. Like it?Yes, actually l think it's quite interesting.What?I feel like l know you from somewhere.Oh, doubtful. L only just moved here from London.London? Really?That's my all-time favorite city.It is?Absolutely.lt was love at first sight.You know, l think perhaps i have met you somewhere before.For two weeks they snuggled...went to romantic restaurants...had wonderful sex...and shared the most intimate secrets.One warm spring day, he took her to a town house he saw in Sunday‟s New York Times.How about if we start at the top and work our way down?There are four bedrooms upstairs.Do you have any children?Not yet.That day ,Tim popped the question.How do you like to have dinner with my folks Tuesday night?l'd love to.On Tuesday he called with some bad news.My mother's not feeling very well.Oh, gosh, l'm sorry.Could we take a rain check?Of course.Tell your mum l hope she feels better.When she hadn't heard from him for two weeks, she called.Tim, it's Elizabeth.That's an awfully long rain check.He said he was up to his ears and that he'd call her the next day.He never did call.Bastard.She told me one day over coffee.l don't understand.ln England, looking at houses together would have meant something. Then l realized no one had told her about the end of love in Manhattan. Welcome to the age of “un-innocence''.No one has breakfast at Tiffany's,and no one has affairs to remember. lnstead, we have breakfast at 7:00am and affairs we try to forget as quickly as possible.Self-protection and closing the deal are paramount.Cupid has flown the co-op.How the hell did we get into this mess?There are thousands maybe tens of thousands of women like this in the city.We all know them and we all agree they're great.They travel, they pay taxes,they'll spend $400 on a pair of Manolo Blahnik strappy sandals,and they're alone.lt's like the riddle of the Sphinx.Why are there so many great unmarried women and no great unmarried men?l explore these sorts of issues in my column and l have terrific sources: my friends.When you're a young guy in your 20s,women controllin‟ the relationships.So by the time you're an eligible man in your 30s,you feel like you're being devoured by women.Suddenly, the guys are holding all the chips.l call it the mid-30s power flip''.lt's all about age and biology.I mean,lf you want to get married,it's to have kids, right?And you don‟t want do it with someone older than 35, you have to have kids right away,and that's about it.I think these women should just forget about marriage... and have a good time.l have a friend who'd always gone out with extremely sexy guys and just had a good time.One day she woke up and she was 41.She couldn't get any more dates. She had a complete physical breakdown,couldn't hold on her job and had to moved back to Wisconsin to live with her mother.Trust me, this is not a story that makes men feel bad.Most men are threatened by successful women.lf you want to get these guys,you have to keep your mouth shut and play by the rules.l totally believe that love conquers all.Sometimes you just have to give it a little space and that's exactly what‟s missing in Manhattan,the space for romance.The problem is expectations –older women don‟t want to settle for what's available.By the time you reach your mid-30s you think”why should l settle?”You know?It‟s like the older we get,the more we keep self-selecting down to a smaller & smaller group.What women really want is Alec Baldwin.There's not one woman in New York who hasn't turned down 10 wonderful guys because they were too short or too fat or too poor.l've been out with some of those guys-the short, fat poor ones. lt makes absolutely no difference.They are just as self-centered and unappreciative as the good-looking ones.Why don't these women just marry a fat guy?Why don't they just marry a big fat tub of lard?Happy birthday,dear Miranda,Happy birthday to youAnother 30-something birthday with a group of unmarried female friends.We would all have preferred a celebratory conference call.You were saying?Look,lf you're a successful single woman in this city,you have 2 choices:you can bang your head against wall and try and find a relationship or you can say “screw it”,and just go out and have sex like a man.You mean with dildos?No. l mean without feeling.Samantha was a New York inspiration,a public relations executive. She routinely slept with good-looking guys in their 20s.Remember that guy I was going out with?oh,god,What was his name? Drew.Drew,the sex god.Right,Afterwardsl didn‟t feel a thing.lt was like, ''hey,babe,Gotta go, catch ya later.'.And l completely forgot about him after that.But are u sure that isn‟t just …cause he didn't call you?Sweetheart, this is the first time in the history of Manhattan that women have had as much money and power as men,plus the equal luxury of treating men like sex objects.Yeah, except men in this city fail on both counts.I mean they don‟t want to be in a relationship with u ,but as soon as you only want them for sex,they don't like it.All of a Suddenly they can't perform the way they‟re supposed to.That's when you dump them.Oh,come on,ladies,are we really that cynical?What about romance? Yeah!Who needs it?lt's like that guy,Jeremiah, the poet.i mean,The sex was incredible, but then he wanted to read me his poetry and go out to dinner and the whole chat bit,and l'm like, ''Let's not even go there.''What are you saying? Are you saying that you're just gonna give up on love?That's sick!No,no,no.believe me,the right guy comes along,and you 2 here,this whole thing's right out the window.That's right!Listen to me!The right guy is an illusion.understand?and Start living your life!So you think it's really possible to pull off this whole women having sex like men thing?You're forgetting The Last Seduction.You're obsessed with that movie.Okay! Linda Fiorentino fucking that guy up against the chain-link fence.And never having one of those ''God, what have l done?'' epiphanies.l hated that movie.Was it true? Were women in New York Really giving up on love and throttling up on power?What a tempting thought.You know,I‟m beginning to think the only place where one can still find love and romance in New York is the gay community.It‟s straight love that‟s become closeted.Stanford Blatch was one of my closest friends.He owned a talent agency who at the moment was down to a single client.So,are you telling me that you're in love?How could l possibly sustain a relationship?You know Derek takes up like a thousand percent of my time.Don't you think that's a bit obsessive?Carrie, l'm a passionate person.His career is all l care about.When that's under control, then l can concentrate on my personal life. Stanford, he's an underwear model.With a billboard in Times Square.Oh, my God, don't turn around.The loathe of your life is at the bar.lt was Kurt Harrington.A mistake l made when l was 26...and 29...and 31.Carrie, don't even go there.What?do you think l'm a masochist?The man is scum.Good. Because l don't have the patience to clean up this mess for the fourth time.Will you Relax.?l don't havea shred of feeling left.Thank God.Now.if you‟ll Excuse me,l have to visit the ladies' room.Carrie!lt was true,l no longer felt a thing for Kurt.After all these years,l finally saw him for what he was -a self-centered withholding creep,who was still the best sex l ever had in my life.However,l did have a little experiment in mind.Kurt!Wow, what are you doing here?Hey, babe.God, you look gorgeous.Thanks.So, how's life?Not bad, can't complain. You?Oh,You know, just writing the column, the usual.So, you seeing anyone special?Not really. You?Oh, just a couple of guys.But you look good, though.So do you.So,What are you doing later?l thought you weren't talking to me for the rest of your life?Who said anything about talking?What do you say to my place, three o'clock?Alright. See you there.Are you out of your mind? What the hell do you think you're doing? Oh,Calm down, it's research.Oh, God! Oh, Kurt!Kurt was just like l remembered,Better.Because this time there would be none of that messy emotional attachment.Alrighty.My turn.Oh, sorry. l have to go back to work.What? are you kidding? You‟re serious?-Oh, pletely.But l'll give you a call.Maybe we can do it again sometime?Yeah,but…As l began to get dressed,l realized that l'd done it.l'd just had sex like a man.l left feeling powerful,potent, and incredibly alive.l felt like l owned the city – nothing and no one could get in my way.Number one ,he's very handsome.Here ya goNumber two,he's not wearing a wedding ring.Number three,he knows l carry a personal supply of ultra textured Trojans with the reservoir tip.Thanks a lot.Any time.Later that night,Skipper Johnston met me for coffee and confessed a shocking intimate secret.Thank you.Do you know that it has been like a year?Really? l don't understand that,you're such a nice guy.That's the problem.you know,l'm too nice, you know?l'm a romantic.l just have so much feeling.Are you sure you're not gay?No!l'm sensitive and l don't objectify women.You know, most guys when they meet a girl,the first thing that they see is...uh,- You know.Pussy?Oh, God,oh!l hate that word.Don't you have any friends that you can hook me up with?No, they're too old for you.l like older women.Maybe.Maybe my friend Miranda.When?Tomorrow night. We're all going downtown to this club, Chaos. Great.Don't tell her l'm nice.Miranda was gonna hate Skipper.She'd think he was mocking her with his sweet nature and decide he was an asshole.The way she had decided all men were assholes.Hello?Hey, Carrie, it's Charlotte.Hey, sweetie.Hey,look, l can't meet you guys for dinner tomorrow night because l have an amazing date.With who?Capote Duncan,he‟s supposedly some big shot in the publishing world.Do you know him?Did I know him?He was one of the city's most notoriously un-gettable bachelors.Wait, wait. Don't even answer that question, because,frankly, l don't care.And another thing, l'm not buying into any of that women having sex like men crap.l didn't want tell her about my afternoon of cheap and easy sex and howgood it felt.All right ,fine,Listen, have a good time,and promise to tell me everything.Well,lf you're lucky. Bye.Alright, bye.Friday night at Chaos.lt was just like that bar in Cheers where ''everybody knows your name''.Except here they were likely to forget it five minutes later.Still, it was the crème de la crème of New York whipped into a frenzy. Sometimes you got a soufflè,sometimes cottage cheese.lt is like a model bomb exploded in this room tonight.ls there a woman here aside from me that weighs more than a 1000 pounds?l know,it's like undereaters anonymous.That's funny, Skippy.Skipper.l have this theory that men secretly hate pretty girls because they feel that they're the ones who rejected them in high school.Right,But if you're not part of the beauty Olympics,you can still become a very interesting person.Are you saying that l'm not pretty enough?No, no.no,of course you are.So ipso facto, l can't be interesting?Women fall into one of two categories,beautiful and boring, or homely and interesting? ls that what you say, Skippy?No, that's not what l meant.Excuse me,is this your hand on my knee?No.All right,Let's keep them where l can see them,all right?Well,l guess you must find me beautiful,or interesting.l was about to rescue Skipper from an increasingly hopeless situation,when suddenly...heyheyLucky me, twice in one week.Well,I don‟t know if you are going to be getting that lucky.You know, I was really pissed off the way you left the other day.You were?Yeah. Then l thought,how great!You finally understand the kind of relationship I want and now we can have sex without commitment.Yeah, right. Sure, l guess.So whenever l feel like it,l'll give you a call.Yeah,please. whenever you feel like it.if l'm alone, l'm all yours.right.l like this new you.Call me.Yup.l didn't understand,did all men secretly want their women promiscuous and emotionally detached?And if l was really having sex like a man,why didn't l feel more in control?You see that guy?He's the next Donald Trump,except he's younger and much better looking.Hi.Do you know him?No, l've never seen him in my life.He usually dates models, but, hey,l'm as good looking as a model,plus l own my own business.Samantha had the kind of deluded self-confidence that caused men like Ross Perot to run for President,And it usually got her what she wanted. Well, if you're not gonna hit on him, l will.And there she went,off to take her best shot with Mr. Big. Meanwhile, Charlotte York was passing the most splendid evening with Capote Duncan.Want to go back to my place and see the Ross Bleckner?l'd love to, but it's really getting late.No problem.What year was it painted again?'89.Though Charlotte was determined to play hard-to-get, she didn't want to end the evening too abruptly.Well... Maybe just for a minute.This could easily go for a hundred grand. Ross is so hot right now.lt's beautiful.No, you're beautiful.Thank you...for tonight.l had a wonderful time.Well, it was my pleasure.l have to get up really early tomorrow.l'll get you a cab.Charlotte told me later that she thought she'd played the entire evening flawlessly.So, what are you doing next Saturday?l'm having dinner with you.Hey, hey, you're going to the West Side, right?Right, West Fourth and Bank,please.Hey,Scoot over, will you?Two stops:Fourth and Bank and west Broadway and Broom.You're going to Chaos?Oh, yeah.Why?Look,l understand where you're coming from and l totally respect it.But l really need to have sex tonight.Back at Chaos,things were swinging into high gear,and Samantha was putting the moves on Mr. Big.l've been smoking cigars for years,back when they were terminally uncool.l've got this great source that sends me Hondurans. Do you want to try one?No, thank you.You can't find them anywhere.Cohibas - that's all i smoke.Look, l do the PR for this club,and l have the key to the private room downstairs.Really?You want a private tour?No thanks, but maybe another time.Meanwhile, Skipper Johnston was hopelessly smitten with Miranda Hobbes.Where are we going now?Listen, Skippy, you know,you really are a nice sweet guy, but...Oh, l understand.Goodnight.Miranda told me later that she thought he was too nice,but that she was willing to overlook one flaw.And Capote Duncan found his fix for the night.Where is it?l wanna see the Ross Bleckner.Wait,Later.Oh, listen.l gotta get up really early,and,actually,you can't stay over. Cool?Sure, l have to get up early too.Taxi! Taxi!And so another Friday night in Manhattan crept towards dawn.Taxi!And just when l thought l would have to do the unspeakable -walk home...Well, get in for christ‟s sakes.Where can l drop you?72nd Street and Third Avenue.Have You got that, Al?Yes, sir.So what have you been doing lately?You mean besides going out every night?Yeah, i mean,what do you do for work?Well, this is my work.l'm sort of a sexual anthropologist.You mean like a hooker?No. l write a column called Sex And The City.right now l'm researching an article about women who have sex like men.You know,They have sex and then afterwards they feel nothing.But you're not like that.Well, aren't you?Not a drop. Not even half a drop.Wow. What's wrong with you?i get it.You've never been in love.Oh, yeah?Yeah.Suddenly l felt the wind knocked out of me.l wanted to crawl under the covers and go right to sleep.Thanks for the ride.Any time.Wait.Have you ever been in love?Abso-fucking-lutely.。
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绝望主妇英语对白d e s p e r a t e h o u s e w i v e s se第一季第一集所有英文对白Coca-cola standardization office【ZZ5AB-ZZSYT-ZZ2C-ZZ682T-ZZT18】M y n a m e i s M a r y A l i c e Y o u n g. In this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual d a y I h a d l a s t w e e k. Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life, but that all c h a n g e d l a s t T h u r s d a y. O f c o u r s e,e v e r y t h i n g s e e m e d q u i t e n o r m a l a t f i r s t.I m a d e b r e a k f a s t f o r m y f a m i l y.I p e r f o r m e d m y c h o r e s.I c o m p l e t e d m y p r o j e c t s.I r a n m y e r r a n d s. In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day, quietly polishing t h e r o u t i n e o f m y l i f e u n t i l i t g l e a m e d w i t h p e r f e c t i o n. That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet a n d r e t r i e v e a r e v o l v e r t h a t h a d n e v e r b e e n u s e d. M y b o d y w a s d i s c o v e r e d b y m y n e i g h b o r,M r s. Martha Huber, who'd been startled by a strange popping sound.H e r c u r i o s i t y a r o u s e d,M r s. Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced.After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had b o r r o w e d f r o m m e s i x m o n t h s b e f o r e. [S c r e e a m s]I t's m y n e e i g h b o r.I t h i n k s h e e's b e e e e n s h o t. T h e e r e e's b l o o d e e v e e r y w h e e r e e. Y e e s,y o u'v e e g o t t o s e e n d a n a m b u l a n c e e. Y o u'v e e g o t t o s e e n d o n e e r i g h t n o w.A n d,f o r a m o m e n t,M r s. Huber stood motionless in her kitchen, grief-stricken by this senseless t r a g e d y.B u t o n l y f o r a m o m e n t.I f t h e r e w a s o n e t h i n g M r s. Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the bright side.I w a s l a i d t o r e s t o n a M o n d a y. After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their r e s p e c t s.A n d,a s p e o p l e d o i n t h e s e s i t u a t i o n s,t h e y b r o u g h t f o o d. L y n e t t e S c a v o b r o u g h t f r i e d c h i c k e n.L y n e t t e h a d a g r e a t f a m i l y r e c i p e f o r f r i e d c h i c k e n. S h e d i d n't c o o k m u c h w h i l e m o v i n g u p t h e c o r p o r a t e l a d d e r. S h e d i d n't h a v e t h e t i m e. But when her doctor announced she was pregnant, her husband Tom had an i d e a. "Why not quit yourjob" "Kids do better with stay-at-home moms.I t w o u l d b e s o m u c h l e s s s t r e s s f u l. "B u t t h i s w a s n o t t h e c a s e. In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her c h i c k e n f r o m t h e f a s t-f o o d r e s t a u r a n t. Lynette would've appreciated the irony if she'd thought about it.B u t s h e d i d n't h a v e t h e t i m e. -S t o p i t,s t o p i t,s t o p i t. -B u t,M o m. N o. Y o u a r e e g o i n g t o b e e h a v e e t o d a y.I am not going to bee humiliateed in front of thee eentiree neeighborhood.And, just so you know how seerious I am - What's that - Santa's ceell-p h o n e e n u m b e e r. How did you geet that I know someeonee who knows someeonee who knows an e e l f. And if any of you acts up, so heelp mee, I will call Santa and I will t e e l l h i m y o u w a n t s o c k s f o r C h r i s t m a s.A r e e y o u w i l l i n g t o r i s k t h a t O K. L e e t's g e e t t h i s o v e e r w i t h. Gabrielle Solis who lives down the block brought a spicy paella. Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste for r i c h f o o d a n d r i c h m e n. Carlos, who worked in mergers and acquisitions, proposed on their third d a t e.G a b r i e l l e w a s t o u c h e d w h e n t e a r s w e l l e d u p i n h i s e y e s. But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closed a big deal.G a b r i e l l e l i k e d h e r p a e l l a p i p i n g h o t. However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler. If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, meention how much I paid for your n e e c k l a c e e.Why not pin thee reeceeipt to my cheest Hee leet mee know what hee paid f o r h i s w i f e e's c o n v e e r t i b l e e. -J u s t w o r k i t i n. -T h e e r e e's n o w a y I c a n. Why not At thee Donahuee party eeveeryonee was talking mutual funds. You meentioneed you sleept with half thee Yankeeee outfieeld.I t c a m e e u p i n t h e e c o n t e e x t o f t h e e c o n v e e r s a t i o n. P e e o p l e e a r e e s t a r i n g. K e e e e p y o u r v o i c e e d o w n.A b s o l u t e e l y. W e e w o u l d n't w a n t t h e e m t o t h i n k w e e'r e e n o t h a p p y. Bree Van De Kamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffins she b a k e d f r o m s c r a t c h.B r e e w a s k n o w n f o r h e r c o o k i n g.A n d f o r m a k i n g h e r o w n c l o t h e s.A n d f o r d o i n g h e r o w n g a r d e n i n g.A n d f o r r e-u p h o l s t e r i n g h e r o w n f u r n i t u r e. Yes, Bree's many talents were known throughout the neighborhood.Everyone on Wisteria Lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother.E v e r y o n e,t h a t i s,e x c e p t h e r o w n f a m i l y. P a u l. Z a c h a r y. -H e e l l o,M r s. V a n D e e K a m p. -Y o u s h o u l d n't h a v e e.I t w a s n o t r o u b l e e. T h e e b a s k e e t w i t h t h e e r e e d r i b b o n i s f o r y o u r g u e e s t s. Thee onee with thee bluee ribbon is just for you and Zachary.I t's g o t r o l l s,m u f f i n s,b r e e a k f a s t t y p e e t h i n g s. T h a n k y o u. Thee leeast I could do was givee you a deeceent meeal to look forward to i n t h e e m o r n i n g.I k n o w y o u'r e e o u t o f y o u r m i n d s w i t h g r i e e f. Y e e s,w e e a r e e.I w i l l n e e e e d t h e e b a s k e e t s b a c k o n c e e y o u'r e e d o n e e.O f c o u r s e e. Susan Mayer, who lives across the street, brought macaroni and cheese. Her husband, Karl, always teased her about her macaroni, saying it was the onl y thi ng sh e k new h ow to co ok and s he ra rel y m ade i t w el l. It was too salty the night she and Karl moved into their house. It was too watery the night she found lipstick on Karl's shirt. She burned it the night Karl told her he was leaving her for his secretary.A y e a r h a d p a s s e d s i n c e t h e d i v o r c e. Susan had started to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life.E v e n o n e w h o w o u l d m a k e f u n o f h e r c o o k i n g. Mom, why would someeonee kill theemseelvees Weell, someetimees peeoplee aree so unhappy, theey think that's thee only way to solvee theeir p r o b l e e m s. -M r s. Y o u n g a l w a y s s e e e e m e e d h a p p y. -Y e e a h. Someetimees peeoplee preeteend to bee onee way, wheen theey'ree totally d i f f e e r e e n t i n s i d e e.Likee how Dad's girlfrieend always says nicee things, but wee know shee's a b i t c h.I d o n't l i k e e t h a t w o r d,J u l i e e.B u t,y e e a h,t h a t's a g r e e a t e e x a m p l e e. [M a n]Y o u'r e e w e e l c o m e e. [J u l i e e]W h a t's g o i n g o n S o r r y I'm l a t e e. -H i,S u s a n. -H e e y. So what did Karl say wheen you confronteed him You'll lovee this, hee said, "I t d o e e s n't m e e a n a n y t h i n g.I t w a s j u s t s e e x. "A h,y e e s,p a g e e o n e e o f t h e e p h i l a n d e e r e e r's h a n d b o o k. Theen hee got this Zeen look on his facee and said, "You know, most meen l i v e e l i v e e s o f q u i e e t d e e s p e e r a t i o n. "-T e e l l m e e y o u p u n c h e e d h i m. -N o.I said, "What do most womeen leead Livees of noisy fulfillmeent" - Good f o r y o u.- Did hee havee to bang his seecreetary I had that woman to brunch.A n e e r e e c t p e e n i s d o e e s n't h a v e e a c o n s c i e e n c e e.E v e e n t h e e l i m p o n e e s a r e e n't t h a t e e t h i c a l. T h i s i s w h y I j o i n e e d t h e e N R A. Wheen Reex starteed going to thosee confeereencees, I wanteed it in thee back of his mind that hee had a wifee with a loadeed Smith & Weesson. L y n n i e e,T o m's a l w a y s a w a y. Do you eeveer worry hee might Hee's gotteen mee preegnant threeee timees i n f o u r y e e a r s.I w i s h h e e w a s h a v i n g s e e x w i t h s o m e e o n e e e e l s e e. So, Susan, is hee gonna stop seeeeing that woman I don't know. I'm sorry, you guys, I just I just don't know how I'm gonna survivee this. L i s t e e n t o m e e. W e e a l l h a v e e m o m e e n t s o f d e e s p e e r a t i o n. If wee can facee theem heead-on, that's wheen wee find out how strong wee r e e a l l y a r e e.[F a r o f f]S u s a n. S u s a n.I w a s j u s t s a y i n g P a u l w a n t s u s t o g o o v e e r o n F r i d a y.H e e n e e e e d s u s t o h e e l p p a c k u p M a r y A l i c e e's t h i n g s.H e e c a n't f a c e e d o i n g i t b y h i m s e e l f. -S u r e e. T h a t's f i n e e. -A r e e y o u O K Y e e a h. I'm j u s t s o a n g r y. If Mary Alicee was having probleems, shee should'vee leet us heelp heer. What probleems could shee havee had Shee was heealthy, had a greeat homee, a n i c e e f a m i l y.H e e r l i f e e w a s O u r l i f e e. N o.I f M a r y A l i c e e w a s h a v i n g a c r i s i s,w e e'd h a v e e k n o w n. S h e e l i v e e s50f e e e e t a w a y,f o r G o d s a k e e s.G a b b y,t h e e w o m a n k i l l e e d h e e r s e e l f. S o m e e t h i n g m u s t'v e e b e e e e n g o i n g o n. -I w o u l d n't e e a t t h a t i f I w e e r e e y o u.-W h y I m a d e e i t. T r u s t m e e. Heey, heey, do you havee a deeath wish No, I just don't beelieevee that a n y b o d y c a n s c r e e w u p m a c a r o n i a n d c h e e e e s e e. O h,m y G o d.H o w d i d y o u I t t a s t e e s l i k e e i t's b u r n t a n d u n d e e r c o o k e e d. Y e e a h,I g e e t t h a t a l o t.H e e r e e y o u g o. T h a n k s. I'm M i k e e D e e l f i n o.I j u s t s t a r t e e d r e e n t i n g t h e e S i m s'h o u s e e n e e x t d o o r. S u s a n M a y e e r.I l i v e e a c r o s s t h e e s t r e e e e t. M r s.H u b e e r t o l d m e e a b o u t y o u. S a i d y o u i l l u s t r a t e e c h i l d r e e n's b o o k s. Y e e a h,I'm v e e r y b i g w i t h t h e e u n d e e r-f i v e e s e e t.-[H e e l a u g h s]-W h a t d o y o u d o P l u m b e e r. S o i f y o u e e v e e r h a v e e a c l o g o r s o m e e t h i n g. Now that eeveerybody's seeeen that I brought someething, I should probably j u s t t h r o w t h i s o u t. -[B a b y s q u e e a l s]-O w.E a s e e u p,y o u l i t t l e e v a m p i r e e. L y n e e t t e e,I'v e e b e e e e n l o o k i n g a l l o v e e r f o r y o u. Aree you awaree of what your sons aree doing Cannonball! - [Boy] Stop! - [B o y s c h e e e e r]W h a t a r e e y o u d o i n g W e e a r e e a t a w a k e e. -Y o u s a i d w e e c o u l d g o i n t h e e p o o l. -I s a i d y o u c o u l d g o b y t h e e p o o l. Do you havee your swimsuits on Yeeah, wee put 'eem on ourseelvees beeforee w e e l e e f t. Y o u t h r e e e e p l a n n e e d t h i s A l l r i g h t. T h a t's i t.G e e t o u t. -N o. -N o I a m y o u r m o t h e e r.Y o u h a v e e t o d o w h a t I s a y.C o m e e o n. Wee want to swim and you can't stop us! [Chatteer] [Shee groans] Heeree. -N o!-G e e t o u t. Think I won't geet in this pool and just grab you Geet out! Oh! Geet oveer h e e r e e.A l l r i g h t,g i v e e m e e y o u r a r m. Y o u Y a h!T h a t's r i g h t.G e e t o v e e r h e e r e e.G o,g o,g o,g o,g o. M o v e e i t. O u t.G e e t o u t. P a u l,w e e h a v e e t o l e e a v e e n o w. O n c e e a g a i n,I a m s o s o r r y f o r y o u r l o s s.G o. L y n e t t e s h o u l d n't h a v e b e e n s o c o n c e r n e d a b o u t m y h u s b a n d.H e h a d o t h e r t h i n g s o n h i s m i n d. T h i n g s b e l o w t h e s u r f a c e. The morning after my funeral, my friends and neighbors quietly went back t o t h e i r b u s y,b u s y l i v e s. While some did their cooking and some did their cleaning and some did t h e i r y o g a o t h e r s d i d t h e i r h o m e w o r k. -H i-[d o g b a r k s]I'm J u l i e e.I k i c k e e d m y b a l l i n t o y o u r b a c k y a r d. O h,O K. W e e l l,l e e t's g o r o u n d a n d g e e t i t. -S t a y. -[D o g g r o w l s]H i s w i f e e d i e e d a y e e a r a g o.I n L A t h e e r e e w e e r e e t o o m a n y m e e m o r i e e s.H e e's r e e n t i n g f o r t a x p u r p o s e e s,b u t h o p e e s t o b u y s o o n. -I c a n't b e e l i e e v e e y o u w e e n t o v e e r t h e e r e e. -I s a w y o u f l i r t i n g. N o w y o u k n o w h e e's s i n g l e e,y o u c a n a s k h i m o u t. J u l i e e,I l i k e e M r.D e e l f i n o,I d o.I j u s t I d o n't k n o w i f I'm r e e a d y t o d a t e e y e e t. Y o u n e e e e d t o g e e t b a c k o u t t h e e r e e. How long has it beeeen sincee you'vee had seex - Aree you mad I askeed you t h a t-N o,I'm t r y i n g t o r e e m e e m b e e r.I d o n't w a n t t o t a l k t o y o u a b o u t m y l o v e e l i f e e.I w o u l d n't h a v e e s a i d a n y t h i n g. Just What I heeard Dad's girlfrieend ask if you'd dateed anyonee sincee t h e e d i v o r c e e.A n d D a d s a i d h e e d o u b t e e d i t.A n d t h e e n t h e e y b o t h l a u g h e e d.[D o g b a r k s]H e e y,S u s a n.H i,M i k e e.I b r o u g h t y o u a h o u s e e-w a r m i n g g i f t.I s h o u l d'v e e b r o u g h t s o m e e t h i n g b y e e a r l i e e r. -A c t u a l l y,y o u'r e e t h e e f i r s t t o s t o p b y. -R e e a l l y-S u s a n k n e w s h e w a s l u c k y.- Weell An eligible bachelor had moved on to Wisteria Lane and she was the f i r s t t o f i n d o u t. S h e a l s o k n e w t h a t g o o d n e w s-H e e l l o t h e e r e e. t r a v e l s q u i c k l y. Edie Britt was the most predatory divorce in a five-block radius.H e r c o n q u e s t s w e r e n u m e r o u s. V a r i e d.A n d l e g e n d a r y. [P r i e e s t]W h A h!H i,S u s a n.I h o p e e I'm n o t i n t e e r r u p t i n g. Y o u m u s t b e e M i k e e D e e l f i n o.H i,I'm E d i e e B r i t t.I l i v e e o v e e r t h e e r e e. W e e l c o m e e t o W i s t e e r i a L a n e e. S u s a n h a d m e t t h e e n e m y.A n d s h e w a s a s l u t. T h a n k y o u.W h a t's t h i s S a u s a g e e p u t t a n e s c a.I t's j u s t s o m e e t h i n g I t h r e e w t o g e e t h e e r. W e e l l,t h a n k s,E d i e e. T h a t's g r e e a t. I'd i nvi te e y ou in, b ut I was i n th ee mi dd lee o f so me eth in g. -I'm l a t e e f o r a n a p p o i n t m e e n t. -I j u s t w a n t e e d t o s a y h i.A n d j u s t l i k e t h a t,t h e r a c e f o r M i k e D e l f i n o h a d b e g u n. For a moment, Susan wondered if her rivalry with Edie would remain f r i e n d l y. O h,M i k e e,I h e e a r d y o u'r e e a p l u m b e e r. But she was reminded that when it came to men Could you stop by lateer and t a k e e a l o o k a t m y p i p e e s w o m e n d o n't f i g h t f a i r. -S u r e e. T h a n k s.B y e e,S u s a n. -Y o u c a n't o r d e e r m e e a r o u n d. -G a b r i e e l l e e.N o,n o. I'm n o t g o i n g. T a n a k a e e x p e e c t s e e v e e r y o n e e t o b r i n g t h e e i r w i v e e s. Eve er y t im ee I'm ar ou nd th at ma n, h ee tr ie es to gra b my as s.I m a d e e o v e e r200,000d o i n g b u s i n e e s s w i t h h i m l a s t y e e a r.I f h e e w a n t s t o g r a b y o u r a s s,l e e t h i m. [W i n d c h i m e e s]-J o h n. -O w!M r. S o l i s,y o u s c a r e e d m e e. W h y i s t h a t b u s h t h e e r e e Y o u w e e r e e s u p p o s e e d t o d i g i t u p. -I d i d n't h a v e e t i m e e. -I d o n't w a n t e e x c u s e e s. J u s t t a k e e c a r e e o f i t.I r e e a l l y h a t e e t h e e w a y y o u t a l k t o m e e. And I hatee that I speent $15,000 on your diamond neecklacee you couldn't l i v e e w i t h o u t.B u t I'm l e e a r n i n g t o d e e a l w i t h i t.So can I teell Tanaka wee'll bee theeree tomorrow John, wee havee b a n d a g e e s t o p s h e e l f i n t h e e k i t c h e e n. T h a n k s,M r s. S o l i s.F i n e e,I'l l g o. But I'm keeeeping my back preesseed against thee wall thee eentiree timee. S e e e e,n o w t h i s i s w h a t a m a r r i a g e e i s a l l a b o u t.C o m p r o m i s e e. -I s y o u r f i n g e e r O K-Y e e a h,i t's j u s t a s m a l l c u t. L e e t m e e s e e e e. M m m. Y o u k n o w,M r s. Solis, I reeally likee it wheen wee hook up, but, um, you know, I got to g e e t m y w o r k d o n e e a n d I c a n't a f f o r d t o l o s e e t h i s j o b. T h i s t a b l e e w a s h a n d-c a r v e e d.C a r l o s h a d i t i m p o r t e e d f r o m I t a l y.I t c o s t h i m$23,000. Y o u w a n t t o d o i t o n t h e e t a b l e e t h i s t i m e e A b s o l u t e e l y.[Geentlee classical music] Why can't wee eeveer havee normal soup D a n i e e l l e e,t h e e r e e i s n o t h i n g a b n o r m a l a b o u t b a s i l p u r e e. Oncee, can wee havee a soup peeoplee havee heeard of - Likee Freench onion o r n a v y b e e a n-Y o u r f a t h e e r c a n't e e a t o n i o n s.H e e's d e e a t h l y a l l e e r g i c.A n d I w o n't e e v e e n d i g n i f y y o u r n a v y b e e a n s u g g e e s t i o n. S o,h o w's t h e e o s s o b u c o-I t's O K. -I t's O K I s p e e n t t h r e e e e h o u r s c o o k i n g t h i s m e e a l. How do you think it feeeels wheen you say, "It's OK" in that sulleen tonee Who askeed you to speend threeee hours on dinneer Excusee mee Tim Harpeer's mom geets homee from work, pops opeen a can of pork and beeans, a n d t h e e y'r e e e e a t i n g,e e v e e r y o n e e's h a p p y. - You'd ratheer I seerveed pork and beeans - Apologizee now, I beeg. I'm saying do you always havee to seervee cuisinee Can't wee just havee food - Aree you doing drugs - What Changee in beehavior is a warning sign and you havee beeeen as freesh as paint for thee last six months.I t e e x p l a i n s w h y y o u'r e e a l w a y s i n t h e e b a t h r o o m. -T h a t i s n o t w h a t h e e's d o i n g. -S h u t u p.M o m,I'm n o t t h e e o n e e w i t h t h e e p r o b l e e m h e e r e e. You'ree thee onee acting likee shee's running for Mayor of Steepford. Reex seeeeing that you'ree thee heead of this houseehold, I'd appreeciatee y o u s a y i n g s o m e e t h i n g. Pass thee salt Three days after my funeral, Lynette replaced her grief w i t h a m u c h m o r e u s e f u l e m o t i o n.I n d i g n a t i o n. Tom, this is my fifth meessagee and you still haveen't calleed mee back. Y o u m u s t b e e h a v i n g a l o t o f f u n o n y o u r b u s i n e e s s t r i p.I c a n o n l y i m a g i n e e. Gueess what, thee kids and I want to havee somee fun too, so unleess you call mee back by noon, wee'ree geetting a planee and joining you. -M o m. -N o t n o w. M o m m y's t h r e e a t e e n i n g D a d d y. -M o m. - No, I - Wheeree aree your brotheers - Noodlees, my favoritee. -L y n e e t t e e S c a v o-[U n d e e r h e e r b r e e a t h]C r a p.N a t a l i e e K l e e i n.I d o n't b e e l i e e v e e i t. -L y n e e t t e e.H o w l o n g h a s i t b e e e e n-Y e e a r s.H o w a r e e y o u H o w's t h e e f i r m-G o o d.E v e e r y o n e e m i s s e e s y o u. -Y e e a h. Wee all say, if you hadn't quit you'd bee running thee placee by now. Y e e a h,w e e l l. So how's domeestic lifee Don't you just lovee beeing a mom And there it w a s. T h e q u e s t i o n t h a t L y n e t t e a l w a y s d r e a d e d. Weell, to bee honeest For those who asked it, only one answer was a c c e p t a b l e. S o L y n e t t e r e s p o n d e d a s s h e a l w a y s d i d. S h e l i e d.I t's t h e e b e e s t j o b I'v e e e e v e e r h a d. [Gasps] - You know what I don't geet - What Why you marrieed Mr.S o l i s. Weell, hee promiseed to givee mee eeveerything I'vee eeveer wanteed. -A n d d i d h e e-Y e e s. Theen why areen't you happy Turns out I wanteed all thee wrong things. S o d o y o u l o v e e h i m I d o. So theen why aree wee heeree Why aree wee doing this Beecausee I don't want to wakee up onee morning with a suddeen urgee to blow my brains out. -H e e y,c a n I h a v e e a d r a g-A b s o l u t e e l y n o t. Y o u a r e e m u c h t o o y o u n g t o s m o k e e. How would you feeeel if I useed your child support paymeents for plastic s u r g e e r y S t o p b e e i n g n e e r v o u s. Y o u'r e e j u s t a s k i n g h i m t o d i n n e e r. N o b i g d e e a l. Y o u'r e e r i g h t. So is that your projeect for school In fifth gradee I madee thee Whitee H o u s e e o u t o f s u g a r c u b e e s. S t o p s t a l l i n g a n d g o.B e e f o r e e M i k e e f i g u r e e s o u t h e e c a n d o b e e t t e e r.T e e l l m e e a g a i n w h y I f o u g h t f o r c u s t o d y o f y o u. -Y o u w e e r e e u s i n g m e e t o h u r t D a d. -O h,t h a t's r i g h t. O h,G o d. -H i. -H e e y,S u s a n. -A r e e y o u b u s y-N o,n o t a t a l l. What's up Weell, I I just, uh, was wondeering if if theeree was any c h a n c e e t h a t y o u,u h I j u s t w a n t e e d t o a s k i f-E d i e e. -H e e y,t h e e r e e,S u s a n. -W h a t a r e e y o u-I w a s m a k i n g a m b r o s i a. And I madee too much so I thought I'd bring somee oveer to Mikee. -W h a t's g o i n g o n-S u s a n w a s g o n n a a s k m e e s o m e e t h i n g. U h-I h a v e e a c l o g. -E x c u s e e m e e-A n d y o u'r e e a p l u m b e e r,r i g h t-Y e e a h. -T h e e c l o g's i n t h e e p i p e e. -Y e e a h,t h a t's u s u a l l y w h e e r e e t h e e y a r e e.-W e e l l,I'v e e g o t o n e e. -O K. L e e t m e e g e e t m y t o o l s. N o w Y o u w a n t t o c o m e e o v e e r n o w Y o u h a v e e c o m p a n y.I d o n't m i n d. J u s t g i v e e m e e t w o m i n u t e e s. I'l l b e e r i g h t o v e e r. [S q u e e a l s q u i e e t l y][B r e e a t h e e s h e e a v i l y]T h a t's i t. -S t u f f t h e e h a i r d o w n. -I s t u f f e e d i t. -I t's n o t e e n o u g h t o c l o g i t. -H e e r e e.H e e r e e. L o o k. P u t i n t h i s p e e a n u t b u t t e e r.A n d t h i s c o o k i n g o i l. -M o m-A n d t h e e s e e o l i v e e s.-I t's n o t w o r k i n g. -[D o o r b e e l l]O h,G o d. T h a t's h i m. How am I gonna stop up thee sink Weell, heeree's your probleem. S o m e e b o d y s t u f f e e d a b u n c h o f P o p s i c l e e s t i c k s d o w n h e e r e e. I'vee told Juliee a million timees not to play in thee kitcheen. K i d s,y o u k n o w. I'll go put in your ordeers and I'll bee back with your platees for thee s a l a d b a r. T h a n k y o u.A n d r e e w,D a n i e e l l e e,n a p k i n s. T h a n k y o u. T h e e y h a v e e v i d e e o g a m e e s. Can wee go play until our food geets heeree - This is family timee.I t h i n k-G o a h e e a d a n d p l a y.I k no w y ou th in k I'm ang ry ab ou t co mi ng he ere e,but I'm no t. T h e e k i d s w a n t e e d a c h a n g e e o f p a c e e,s o m e e t h i n g f u n.I g e e t i t. T h e e y'l l w a n t s o m e e t h i n g h e e a l t h i e e r t o m o r r o w,t h o u g h. -I'm t h i n k i n g c h i c k e e n s a l t i m b o c c a. -I w a n t a d i v o r c e e.I just can't livee in this this deeteergeent commeercial anymoree. T h e e s a l a d b a r's t h e e r e e.H e e l p y o u r s e e l f. T h a n k y o u. U m,I t h i n k I'l l g o g e e t y o u r s a l a d f o r y o u. -B r e e e e V a n D e e K a m p. -O h,h e e l l o,M r s.H u b e e r. W e e d i d n't g e e t a c h a n c e e t o t a l k a t M a r y A l i c e e's w a k e e. How aree you doing Bree longed to share the truth about her husband's p a i n f u l b e t r a y a l.B u t s a d l y f o r B r e e,a d m i t t i n g d e f e a t w a s n o t a n o p t i o n.G r e e a t.E v e e r y t h i n g i s j u s t g r e e a t.I g o t y o u t h e e h o n e e y m u s t a r d d r e e s s i n g. T h e e r a n c h l o o k e e d a l i t t l e e b i t s u s p e e c t. Aree wee gonna talk about what I said If you think I'll discuss my marriagee in a placee with reest-rooms labeeleed "Chicks" and "Dudees", y o u'r e e o u t o f y o u r m i n d. -W h a t's i n t h i s-W h a t d o y o u m e e a n I t's s a l a d. -W i t h w i t h o n i o n s. -W h a t-Y o u p u t o n i o n s i n m y s a l a d. -N o I d i d n't. O h,w a i t. [Digging] The sound that awakened my son was something he'd heard only o n c e b e f o r e. M a n y y e a r s a g o w h e n h e w a s q u i t e y o u n g.B u t h e r e c o g n i z e d i t i n s t a n t l y.[G r u n t s]I t w a s t h e s o u n d o f a f a m i l y s e c r e t. [Grunts] Seven days after my funeral, life on Wisteria Lane fin ally r e t u r n e d t o n o r m a l.W h i c h,f o r s o m e o f m y f r i e n d s,w a s u n f o r t u n a t e. - Mommy, Mommy! - Now what - Daddy's homee! - [Boys cheeeer] Comee on! Heey, is anybody homee - Heey! - Heey! I wasn't eexpeecting you for a w e e e e k.I h a v e e t o g o b a c k t o'F r i s c o i n t h e e m o r n i n g.B u t I g o t y o u r c a l l. Y o u s o u n d e e d f r a z z l e e d. Y e e a h. -I t's b e e e e n a l i t t l e e r o u g h. -H i. Y e e a h. P e e a c h e e s.D i d y o u b u y u s a n y p r e e s e e n t s O h,G o d,p r e e s e e n t s. W a i t u p. L e e t m e e s e e e e. - Ohhh! - Yeeah! But I'm not giving it to you unleess you promisee to go o u t s i d e e r i g h t n o w a n d p r a c t i s e e t h r o w i n g f o r20m i n u t e e s. -Y e e a h!Y e e a h!Y e e a h!-P u n k s.G e e t o u t!W h o's o p e e n G o o u t.D e e e e p e e r.D e e e e p e e r. T o u c h d o w n!O h,m y G o d. O h,n o. Y o u g o t t o b e e k i d d i n g. I'm e e x h a u s t e e d.I l o o k t e e r r i b l e e. I'm c o v e e r e e d i n p e e a c h e e s. -I'm s o r r y,b a b y.I g o t t o h a v e e y o u. -W e e l l,i s i t O K i f I j u s t l i e e h e e r e e-A b s o l u t e e l y. -[S h e e l a u g h s]-I l o v e e y o u. -I l o v e e y o u m o r e e O h,b a b y. W a i t.I w a s h a v i n g t r o u b l e e w i t h s w e e l l i n g. T h e e d o c t o r t o o k m e e o f f t h e e p i l l.P u t o n a c o n d o m. -A c o n d o m-Y e e a h. W h a t's t h e e b i g d e e a l L e e t's r i s k i t. -L e e t's r i s k i t-Y e e a h. -I c a n't b e e l i e e v e e y o u t r i e e d t o k i l l m e e. -Y e e s,w e e l l,I f e e e e l b a d l y a b o u t t h a t. M r s.H u b e e r c a m e e o v e e r a n d I g o t d i s t r a c t e e d.I t w a s a m i s t a k e e. - Sincee wheen do you makee mistakees - What doees that meean It meeans I'm s i c k o f y o u b e e i n g s o d a m n p e e r f e e c t a l l t h e e t i m e e. I'm s i c k o f t h e e b i z a r r e e w a y y o u r h a i r d o e e s n't m o v e e. I'm sick of you making our beed in thee morning beeforee I'vee useed thee b a t h r o o m. You'ree this plastic suburban houseewifee, with heer peearls and spatula, who s ays t hin gs lik ee "W ee ow ee the e Hee nd eer so n s a d inn ee r. " Wheeree's thee woman I feell in lovee with who useed to burn thee toast a n d d r i n k m i l k o u t o f t h e e c a r t o n A n d l a u g h.。
欲望都市第1季剧本
从字幕里整理出来,可能有些差错,将就着看吧Season 1 episode01 “ sex and the city ”Once upon a time ，an English journalist came to New York.Elizabeth was attractive and bright.and right away she hooked up with one typically eligible bachelors.The question remains-is this really a company we want to own?Tim was 42,a well-liked and respected banker who made about two million a yearThey met one evening,in typical New York fashion,at a gallery opening.Like it?Yes, actually l think it's quite interesting.What?I feel like l know you from somewhere.Oh, doubtful. L only just moved here from London.London? Really?That's my all-time favorite city.It is?Absolutely.lt was love at first sight.You know, l think perhaps i have met you somewhere before.For two weeks they snuggled went to romantic restaurants had wonderful sex and shared the most intimate secrets.One warm spring day, he took her to a town house he saw in Sunday ' How about if we start at the top and work our way down?There are four bedrooms upstairs.Do you have any children?Not yet.That day ,Tim popped the question.How do you like to have dinner with my folks Tuesday night? l'd love to.On Tuesday he called with some bad news.My mother's not feeling very well.Oh, gosh, l'm sorry.Could we take a rain check?Of course.Tell your mum l hope she feels better .When she hadn't heard from him for two weeks, she called.Tim, it's Elizabeth.That's an awfully long rain check.He said he was up to his ears and that he'd call her the next day.He never did call.Bastard.She told me one day over coffee.l don't understand.ln England, looking at houses together would have meant something.Then l realized no one had told her about the end of love in Manhattan. Welcome to the age of“-inunnocence''.of the city'ss New York Times.No one has breakfast at Tiffany's,and no one has affairs to remember . lnstead, we have breakfast at 7:00am and affairs we try to forget as quickly as possible. Self-protection and closing the deal are paramount.Cupid has flown the co-op.How the hell did we get into this mess?There are thousands maybe tens of thousands of women like this in the city.We all know them and we all agree they're great.They travel, they pay taxes,they'll spend $400 on a pair of Manolo Blahnik strappy sandals,and they're alone.lt's like the riddle of the Sphinx.Why are there so many great unmarried women and no great unmarried men?l explore these sorts of issues in my column and l have terrific sources: my friends.When yo u're a young guy in your 20s,women controllin ' the relationships.So by the time you're an eligible man in your 30s,you feel like you're being devoured by women.Suddenly, the guys are holding all the chips.l call it the mid-30s power flip''.lt's all about age and biology.I mean,lf you want to get married,it's to have kids, right?And you don ' t want do it with someone older than 35, you have to have kids right away,and that's about it.I think these women should just forget about marriage... and have a good time.l have a friend who'd always gone out with extremely sexy guys and just had a good time.One day she woke up and she was 41.She couldn't get any more dates.She had a complete physical breakdown,couldn't hold on her job and had to moved back to Wisconsin to live with her mother .Trust me, this is not a story that makes men feel bad.Most men are threatened by successful women.lf you want to get these guys,you have to keep your mouth shut and play by the rules.l totally believe that love conquers all.Sometimes you just have to give it a little space and that's exactly what ' smissing in Manhattan,the space for romance.The problem is expectations - older women don ' t want to settle for what's available.By the time you reach your mid- 30s you think ” why should l settle? ” You know?It ' s like the older we get,the more we keep self -selecting down to a smaller & smaller group.What women really want is Alec Baldwin.There's not one woman in New York who hasn't turned down 10 wonderful guys because theywere too short or too fat or too poor .l've been out with some of those guys-the short, fat poor ones. lt makes absolutely no difference.They are just as self-centered and unappreciative as the good-looking ones.Why don't these women just marry a fat guy?Why don't they just marry a big fat tub of lard?Happy birthday,dear Miranda,Happy birthday to youAnother 30-something birthday with a group of unmarried female friends.We would all have preferred a celebratory conference call.You were saying?Look,lf you're a successful single woman in this city,you have 2 choices:you can bang yourhead against wall and try and find a relationship or you can say “ screw it ” ,and just go out andhave sex like a man.You mean with dildos?No. l mean without feeling.Samantha was a New York inspiration,a public relations executive.She routinely slept with good-looking guys in their 20s.Remember that guy I was going out with?oh,god,What was his name?Drew.Drew,the sex god.Right,Afterwardsl didn ' t feel a thing.lt was like, ''hey,babe,Gotta go, catch ya later .'.And l completely forgot about him after that.But are u sure that isn ' t just ‘ cause he didn't call you?Sweetheart, this is the first time in the history of Manhattan that women have had as muchmoney and power as men,plus the equal luxury of treating men like sex objects.Yeah, except men in this city fail on both counts.I mean they don ' t want to be in a relationshipwith u ,but as soon as you only want them for sex,they don't like it.All of a Suddenly they can't perform the way they ' re supposed to.That's when you dump them.Oh,come on,ladies,are we really that cynical?What about romance?Yeah!Who needs it?lt's like that guy,Jeremiah, the poet.i mean,The sex was incredible, but then he wanted toread me his poetry and go out to dinner and the whole chat bit,and l'm like, ''Let's not evengo there.''What are you saying? Are you saying that you're just gonna give up on love?That's sick!No,no,no.believe me,the right guy comes along,and you 2 here,this whole thing's right out the window.That's right!Listen to me!The right guy is an illusion.understand?and Start living your life!So you think it's really possible to pull off this whole women having sex like men thing?You're forgetting The Last Seduction.You're obsessed with that movie.Okay! Linda Fiorentino fucking that guy up against the chain-link fence.And never having one of those ''God, what have l done?'' epiphanies.l hated that movie.Was it true? Were women in New York Really giving up on love and throttling up on power?What a tempting thought.You know,I ' m beginning to think the only place where one can still find love and romance inNew York is the gay community.It ' s straight love that m'esclboesceoted.Stanford Blatch was one of my closest friends.He owned a talent agency who at the moment was down to a single client.So,are you telling me that you're in love?How could l possibly sustain a relationship?You know Derek takes up like a thousand percent of my time.Don't you think that's a bit obsessive?Carrie, l'm a passionate person.His career is all l care about.When that's under control, then l can concentrate on my personal life.Stanford, he's an underwear model.With a billboard in Times Square.Oh, my God, don't turn around.The loathe of your life is at the bar .lt was Kurt Harrington.A mistake l made when l was 26...and 29...and 31.Carrie, don't even go there.What?do you think l'm a masochist?The man is scum.Good. Because l don't have the patience to clean up this mess for the fourth time.Will you Relax.?l don't havea shred of feeling left.Thank God.Now.if you ' ll Excuse me,l have to visit the ladies' room.Carrie! lt was true,l no longer felt a thing for Kurt.After all these years,l finally saw him for what he was -a self-centered withholding creep,who was still the best sex l ever had in my life.However ,l did have a little experiment in mind.Kurt!Wow, what are you doing here?Hey, babe.God, you look gorgeous.Thanks.So, how's life?Not bad, can't complain. You?Oh,You know, just writing the column, the usual.So, you seeing anyone special?Not really. You?Oh, just a couple of guys.But you look good, though.So do you.So,What are you doing later?l thought you weren't talking to me for the rest of your life?Who said anything about talking?What do you say to my place, three o'clock?Alright. See you there.Are you out of your mind? What the hell do you think you're doing? Oh,Calm down, it's research.Oh, God! Oh, Kurt!Kurt was just like l remembered,Better .Because this time there would be none of that messy emotional attachment.Alrighty.My turn.Oh, sorry. l have to go back to work.What? are you kidding? You ' re serious?-Oh, pletely.But l'll give you a call.Maybe we can do it again sometime?Yeah,but …As l began to get dressed,l realized that l'd done it. l'd just had sex like a man.l left feeling powerful,potent, and incredibly alive .1 felt like l owned the city one could get in my way.Number one ,he's very handsome.Here ya goNumber two,he's not wearing a wedding ring.Number three,he knows l carry a personal supply of ultra textured Trojans with the reservoir tip.Thanks a lot.Any time.Later that night,Skipper Johnston met me for coffee and confessed a shocking intimate secret.Thank you.Do you know that it has been like a year?Really? l don't understand that,you're such a nice guy.That's the problem.you know,l'm too nice, you know?l'm a romantic.l just feeling.Are you sure you're not gay?No!l'm sensitive and l don't objectify women.You know, most guys when they meet a girl,the first thing that they see is...uh,- You know. Pussy? Oh, God,oh!l hate that word.Don't you have any friends that you can hook me up with?No, they're too old for you.l like older women.Maybe.Maybe my friend Miranda.When?Tomorrow night. We're all going downtown to this club, Chaos.Great.Don't tell her l'm nice.Miranda was gonna hate Skipper . She'd think he was mocking her with his sweet nature and decide he was an asshole.The way she had decided all men were assholes.Hello?Hey, Carrie, it's Charlotte.Hey, sweetie.Hey,look, l can't meet you guys for dinner tomorrow night because l have an amazing date. With who?Capote Duncan,he ' s supposedly some big shot in the publishing world.Do you know him?Did I know him?He was one of the city's most notoriously un-gettable bachelors.nothing and nohave so muchWait, wait. Don't even answer that question, because,frankly, l don't care.And another thing, l'm not buying into any of that women having sex like men crap.l didn't want tell her about my afternoon of cheap and easy sex and how good it felt.All right ,fine,Listen, have a good time,and promise to tell me everything.Well,lf you're lucky. Bye.Alright, bye.Friday night at Chaos.lt was just like that bar in Cheers where ''everybody knows your name''.Except here they were likely to forget it five minutes later .Still, it was the cr me deda cr me of New York whipped into a frenzy.Sometimes you got a souffl ‘sometimes cottage cheese.lt is like a model bomb exploded in this room tonight.ls there a woman here aside from me that weighs more than a 1000 pounds?l know,it's like undereaters anonymous.That's funny, Skippy.Skipper .l have this theory that men secretly hate pretty girls because they feel that they're the ones who rejected them in high school.Right,But if you're not part of the beauty Olympics,you can still become a very interestingperson.Are you saying that l'm not pretty enough?No, no.no,of course you are.So ipso facto, l can't be interesting?Women fall into one of two categories,beautiful and boring, or homely and interesting? ls that what you say, Skippy? No, that's not what l meant.Excuse me,is this your hand on my knee?No.All right,Let's keep them where l can see them,all right?Well,l guess you must find me beautiful,or interesting.l was about to rescue Skipper from an increasingly hopeless situation,when suddenly...heyheyLucky me, twice in one week.Well,I don ' t know if you are going to be getting that lucky.You know, I was really pissed off the way you left the other day.You were?Yeah. Then l thought,how great!You finally understand the kind of relationship I want and now we can have sex without commitment.Yeah, right. Sure, l guess.So whenever l feel like it,l'll give you a call.Yeah,please. whenever you feel like it.if l'm alone, l'm all yours. right.l like this new you.Call me. Yup.l didn't understand,did all men secretly want their women promiscuous and emotionally detached?And if l was really having sex like a man,why didn't l feel more in control?You see that guy?He's the next Donald Trump,except he's younger and much better looking. Hi.Do you know him?No, l've never seen him in my life.He usually dates models, but, hey,l'm as good looking as a model,plus l own my own business. Samantha had the kind of deluded self-confidence that caused men like Ross Perot to run for President,And it usually got her what she wanted.Well, if you're not gonna hit on him, l will.And there she went,off to take her best shot with Mr . Big.Meanwhile, Charlotte York was passing the most splendid evening with Capote Duncan. Want to go back to my place and see the Ross Bleckner?l'd love to, but it's really getting late.No problem.What year was it painted again?'89.Though Charlotte was determined to play hard-to-get, she didn't want to end the evening too abruptly.Well... Maybe just for a minute.This could easily go for a hundred grand. Ross is so hot right now.lt's beautiful.No, you're beautiful.Thank you...for tonight.l had a wonderful time. Well, it was my pleasure.l have to get up really early tomorrow.l'll get you a cab.Charlotte told me later that she thought she'd played the entire evening flawlessly.So, what are you doing next Saturday?l'm having dinner with you.Hey, hey, you're going to the West Side, right?Right, West Fourth and Bank,please. Hey,Scoot over , will you?Two stops:Fourth and Bank and west Broadway and Broom. You're going to Chaos?Oh, yeah.Why?Look,l understand where you're coming from and l totally respect it.But l really need to have sex tonight.Back at Chaos,things were swinging into high gear ,and Samantha was putting the moves onMr. Big.l've been smoking cigars for years,back when they were terminally uncool.l've got this great source that sends me Hondurans. Do you want to try one?No, thank you.You can't find them anywhere.Cohibas - that's all i smoke.Look, l do the PR for this club,and l have the key to the private room downstairs.Really?You want a private tour?No thanks, but maybe another time.Meanwhile, Skipper Johnston was hopelessly smitten with Miranda Hobbes.Where are we going now?Listen, Skippy, you know,you really are a nice sweet guy, but...Oh, l understand.Goodnight.Miranda told me later that she thought he was too nice,but that she was willing to overlook one flaw.And Capote Duncan found his fix for the night.Where is it?l wanna see the Ross Bleckner .Wait,Later .Oh, listen.l gotta get up really early,and,actually,you can't stay over .Cool?Sure, l have to get up early too.Taxi! T axi!And so another Friday night in Manhattan crept towards dawn.T axi!And just when l thought l would have to do the unspeakable -walk home...Well, get in for christ ' s sakes.Where can l drop you?72nd Street and Third Avenue.Have You got that, Al?Yes, sir .So what have you been doing lately?You mean besides going out every night?Yeah, i mean,what do you do for work?Well, this is my work.l'm sort of a sexual anthropologist.You mean like a hooker?No. l write a column called Sex And The City.right now l'm researching an article about women who have sex like men. You know,They have sex and then afterwards they feel nothing.But you're not like that.Well, aren't you?Not a drop. Not even half a drop.Wow. What's wrong with you? i get it.You've never been in love.Oh, yeah?Yeah.Suddenly l felt the wind knocked out of me.l wanted to crawl under the covers and go right to sleep.Thanks for the ride.Any time.Wait.Have you ever been in love?Abso-fucking-lutely.Season 1episode 02 “ Models and mortals ”Last night Miranda got invited to a dinner party by a man she hardly knew.She was the date of Nick Waxler , a successful sports agent who once said she had nice legs.Movie stars you'd have liked to f*k when they were young.Alive or dead?lt doesn't matter . l'll start.Veronica Lake when she made Sullivan's Travels.Dave?l'd have to say Sophia Loren.My dad had this thing for her .- We won't go there. Montgomery Clift.- He was gay.Marilyn Monroe,before the Kennedys got to her .Bing Crosby.l stand by my choice.Sean Connery,yesterday, today and tomorrow.For a first date, Miranda felt like she was hitting it out of the ballpark.- Thanks.- So how long have you known Nick?We've been riding the same elevator line for years.We had lunch a few weeks ago,and then he invited me here to dinner . - Well, we adore him.- He's very smart.- He took our ultimatum seriously.- Deanne.What are you talking about?They told Miranda that Nick had this thing for models.Old movie stars you'd have liked to f*k when they were young. l'll start.Veronica Lake,the year she made Sullivan's Travels.- Dave?- l'd have to go with Sophia Loren.Probably, my dad had a thing for her .- Montgomery Clift.- Marilyn Monroe.Bing Crosby.- Yvette?- l don't know, Charlie Sheen?They'd come to dinner , push their food around, and pout.- Veronica Lake.- Sophia Loren.- Montgomery Clift.- Marilyn Monroe.- Bing Crosby.- Marissa?She... had to make a phone call.lt got to be a problem. They decided to take action.Can't you find a woman who can carry on a decent conversation?- Yeah, Nick, and eat without purging.- What are you saying?You can't bring around any more models.lt's too depressing.OK, OK, l'll see what l can do.- And then he brought you.- So obviously not a model.- ln a good way!- Nick dates models?Miranda confronted him, and it didn't take him long to fold.No, it's true, it's true, OK?- l'm obsessed.- Obsessed with models.- Correct.- So am l your intellectual beard?Don't be pissed. You got to admit, you met some nice people.You had a good time.You were on a date with a modelizer and you didn't even know it?lf men like Nick are dating models, what chance do ordinary women have?Only supermodels can get a date in New York?Modelizers are a particular breed.They're a step beyond womanizers, who will sleep with just about anything in a skirt.Modelizers are obsessed,not with women, but with models, who in most cities are safely confinedto billboards and magazines, but in Manhattan run wild on the streets, turning the city into a model safari, where men can pet the creatures in their natural habitat.As if we didn't have enough problems.They're stupid and lazy and they should be shot on sight.Many guys say l'm as beautiful as a model, but l work for a living.l'm like a model who's taken the high road.The advantages given to models and beautiful women are so unfair ,it makes me wanna puke.- But you are so cute.- Cute doesn't cut it in this town.What's cute compared to supermodel?There's nothing like raising the subject of models among four single women to spice up an otherwise dull Tuesday night.- They have this distant sexy look.- That's not sexy. lt's starvation.That's starvation in the best restaurants.l want to know when did men get together and decide that they would only get it up for giraffes with big breasts?ln some cultures, heavy women with moustaches are considered beautiful.And you're looking at me while you're saying that?Our culture promotes impossible standards of beauty.- Except men think they're possible!- Yeah.No matter how good l feel, if l see Christy Turlington, l want to give up.l just want to force-feed her lard. That's the difference between us.What are you talking about? Look at you two. You're beautiful.- l hate my thighs.- Oh, come on!l can't even open a magazine without thinking, ''Thighs, thighs, thighs.''Well, l'll take your thighs and raise you a chin.l'll take your chin and raise you a...- What?- Oh, come on.- l happen to love the way l look.- You should. You paid enough for it.l resent that! l do not believe in plastic surgery.Well, not yet.l find it fascinating that four beautiful,flesh-and-blood women could be intimidated by unreal fantasies. l mean... Look at this.ls this really intimidating to any of you?- l hate my thighs.- Pass the chicken.l have that dress.Suddenly l was interested.lf models could cause rational people to crumble in their presence, how powerful was beauty?Two types of guys fall for beautiful women slimeballs that are out to get laid,or guys who fall in ove instantly. lt's pathetic.Why f*k the girl in the skirt, if you can f*k the girl in the ad for the skirt?Being beautiful is such a power . You can get whatever you want.You can get anything. l've been offered trips to Aspen,weekends in Paris,Christmas in St Barts.A motorcycle, a juicer ...lt's not like models don't have brains, they have them.They just don't need to use them.Most guys think you're dumb,but l'm very literary. l read.l'll sit down and read a magazine from cover to cover .Some scuba gear .A Herb Ritt's photo.A Bulgari necklace, a breast job.My friends think l'm shallow.Sometimes l think they're right.Other times l think,''Hey, l'm fucking a model.'' Models are a lot looser than you think.lt's easier to screw a model than a regular girl 'cause they do it all the time.lt's how regular people are when they're on vacation.Barkley, a notorious modelizer ,was one of those SoHo wonders who had a fabulous lifestyle,espite never having sold a single painting.- So, it's easy to meet them?- No, it's not so easy.The trick is to treat them like regular girls.You gotta walk up to the hottest thing in a place; otherwise, you're finished.lt's kind of like being around dogs you gotta show no fear .- Things? You call them things?- Yeah.Well, they are things they're beautiful things,and that's what my life's about, you know?Beauty.l want to show you something.This is my real art, only l can't really show it to the public.Not yet, at least. Sit down.That's Vanessa... That's T anya,Elana and Katrina.l couldn't believe it.The man had slept with half the perfume ads in September's Vogue.Do they... do they know about this?Maybe. Oh, look at that one.She does runway now,but she's gonna be huge someday.l didn't know what to say.There wasn't anything to say except...- Do you have a light?- Yeah, sure.Later that day l was relieved to discover that at least one eligible bachelor got his kicks off the runway.- l totally dig your friend, Miranda.- You're kidding, that's great.She is so sexy and smart.Did she tell you that we made out?Yeah, it was totally hot.Why don't you call her? She would love that. l did, a hundred times. She won't return my calls. l don't know. Did she say anything about me?- No.- Maybe she's just busy.- Am l not cute enough for her?- Of course you are. You're adorable.Well, l don't know, find out for me. l want to see if l still have a chance.- Right now, in front of you?- Go ahead, l can handle it.Hi, this is Miranda, please leave me a message.Oh, it's her machine.Hey, this is Skipper . l'm with Carrie. l told her how you won't call me back.So now you have to call me back. You better call me back!No, l'm kidding. l'm joking.But seriously,l hope you call me back.Did l mention this was Skipper?l believe there is a curse put on who tries to fix up their friends. Where better to find modelizers in their natural habitat than a fashion show?Luckily, my friend Stanford Blatch had a client in the hottest show in town.''The Bone'' is like the human equivalent of the sable coat.He's so beautiful that l find that sometimes l have to look away.Do you see him?- Right there.- Where?Oh, my God, look at him. He travels with his own personal lighting director .Derek, AKA ''The Bone'', was the biggest underwear model and Stanford's most important client, as well as the subject of his single-minded obsession.Hey, Stanny.Derek, l would like you to meet a very dear friend, Carrie Bradshaw.Nice to meet you.Carrie writes the column ''Sex And The City''.- Have you read it?- No.The other day, Derek and l were walking past his billboard and he told me he wanted a piece of it for his apartment, like maybe his nose.l said, ''Get the bulge in your pants,so when women ask how big you are,''you can 'Fourteen feet!'''say, lt would be funny, wouldn't it?Everybody's talking about you. You are so great.You're gonna be a star , have l told you that enough? You're a star!Well, we better let you get dressed.- l am dressed.- Oh.- We'll see you after the show.- Right.Bye.Can you believe anyone that beautiful can be that nice?l keep dreaming that someday he's gonna say, ''Stanford, l love you.''- ls he gay?- He denies it.How could anyone that gorgeous be straight?Sweetie, over here!Samantha never missed a major fashion show.She was one of the only people who thought that proximity to beauty made her feel more attractive.Sweetie. What happened, you couldn't find seats right on the runway?You can see all the flaws from this angle.- Hey, Carrie.- Hi, Barkley. How are you?- You going to the party afterwards?- l don't know.Of course we are. Hi, l'm Samantha.Barkley.Martini straight up or with a twist?Straight up.Really? He's very cute. You're not dating him, are you?God, no. He's a total modelizer .ls he dating any one model in particular?Actually, he's sleeping with all of them in general.- Only models?- Only models.。
11.22.63《11.22.63(2016)》第一季第一集完整中英文对照剧本
11.22.63第一季第一集改变我人生的那一天The day that changed my life.其实应该说是改变我人生的那一晚The day that changed my life wasn't a day but a night. 是万圣节的晚上It was Halloween night.我扮成了水牛鲍勃I was Buffalo Bob,穿着真牛皮的马甲and I had the real cowhide vest.那是1960年It was 1960,我家住在肯塔基州霍尔登and I lived in Holden, Kentucky.我喜欢赛坚果牌巧克力棒I loved Zagnut bars,我妹妹埃伦喜欢鲁斯宝贝牌的and my sister Ellen loved Baby Ruth bars.我哥哥塔格什么都喜欢My brother Tuggah loved everything.我再也不喜欢万圣节了I don't love Halloween anymore.我的妈妈哥哥It was the night my mom, my brother,还有妹妹就是在那晚...and my sister was murdered...被人用锤子杀死的with a hammer.我还记得血闻起来有股铜臭味I remember the blood smelled like pennies.我爸爸杀光了所有人My father killed everyone唯独没杀我but me.我不愿再想起这一切I don't like to remember it,但我也无法忘记but I can't forget it.读完了The end.我知道写的有些...短I know it isn't very... long.哈利...Harry, that...真是个令人震撼的故事that's a powerful story.谢谢你讲给我们听Thank you for sharing that with us.为什么要让他读出来Now, why was this good?因为我们可以通过听故事了解他Because when we heard it, we knew him.很坦诚It was honest.哈利写的文章令人悲痛What Harry wrote was very painful.真♥相♥也许让我们觉得不太舒服The truths probably made us all feel a little uncomfortable. 但正因如此这故事才是有力量的Because of that, it was... it was very powerful.让我看一下Let me see that.瞧Boom.干得漂亮Good job.真棒Good job.谢谢Thanks.拜Bye.再见See you.哈利Harry,写得...写得真不错that was... that was something.我以前从未得过优秀I never got an A+ before.那要恭喜你了Well, congratulations.我可以问个问题吗Can I ask you a question?可以Yeah.我想申请升职I'm going for a promotion.你能帮我给校长Can you write a letter写封推荐信吗to the principal?只要你保证一当上这里的头头Only if you promise to give me a raise就给我涨工资我就写as soon as you're running this place.-好的 -再见- Yeah. - All right, see you.里斯本缅因州餐厅老艾经典高热量汉堡搭配薯条或洋葱圈售价1.25美元开店35载感谢支持你要是一直这么吃There's not a Pilates class in the world上再多普拉提课也是白扯is going to help you if you keep eating like that.多谢关心Thanks for worrying about my ass.你为什么不新增一道素食汉堡Why don't you put a diet burger on the menu?我这有素食汉堡I do make a diet burger.就是沙拉It's called a salad.好吧Right."他的双眼好像两个圆圆的蓝色圆环"His eyes were like two round, blue circles中间还有个黑色的圈"with another black circle in the middle"?有时候Well, you know, every once in a while,偶尔能遇到个年轻版海明威就这么诞生了对吧you get a young Ernest Hemingway, don't you?有时候我会收到10块钱的小费Every once in a while, someone gives me a $10 tip. 看来人生充满期待We both have a lot to look forward to.克里斯蒂Hey, Christy.你好How are you?你气色不错You look good.谢谢你老艾Thank you, Al.-要来一口吗 -才一块二毛五- Want a bite? - It's $1.25.不可能是真牛肉That can't be real beef.不吃是你的损失You're missing out.听说你♥爸♥爸的事后我给海琳写了信I wrote to Helene when I heard about your dad.你之前找到机会和他谈谈了吗Did you get a chance to talk to him before?他死时我正在去看他的飞机上He died when I was on the plane to see him.我很遗憾I'm sorry.有三套文件要签There's three sets to sign.一份给你一份给我一份给律师One for you, one for me, and one for the lawyer.需要笔吗Need a pen?我已经签过了I signed already.对总是事先准备好Right. Always prepared.你最近还在写作吗You doing any writing these days?不了Nope.我一直很喜欢你的文笔I always loved your writing.给你There you go.不管你信不信我希望你一切都好Believe it or not, I wish you all the best.克里斯蒂Christy.也祝你一切都好I wish you the best too.-老艾 -给我出去- Al? - Get out of here.老艾你没事吧Al, you all right?赶紧回家去Just go home.你没事吧Are you okay?老天爷啊你怎么了Jesus Christ. What happened to you?我没事I'm fine.你分明有事你看起来糟糕透了You're not fine. You look like crap.你走吧Go on.这是怎么回事What the hell's going on?你这是怎么了What happened to you?-该死 -老艾老艾老艾- Ah, shit. - Al, Al, Al!医生给你开的那些药片Maybe you should take one of those pills你吃一点吧能睡个好觉the doctor gave you so you can get some sleep.我去给那些家用护士打电♥话♥I'll start calling the numbers on that list of in-home nurses.算了吧Just forget it.我不需要什么护士I don't need a nurse.我不明白I don't get it.一分钟前你还好好的一下就不行了One minute you're okay; the next minute you're not. 我你为什么不告诉我I... Why didn't you tell me?你别管了我没事Just leave everything. I'm fine.咳成这样还没事You sound fine.你能告诉我到底是怎么回事吗Now, you want to tell me what the fuck is going on? 你已经听到了You heard what's going on.是癌症It's cancer.老艾你你在五分钟里得了癌症吗Al, you got... You got cancer in five minutes?我累了Oh, I'm tired.帮我个忙Do me a favor.出去的时候把门关上Close the door on your way out.明天再来Come over tomorrow,我会和你解释的and I'll explain.我会解释一切I'll explain everything.回家吧Go home.在一九三零年In the 1930s,研究学者开始进行许多researchers began experimenting with a number所谓的电击疗法of so-called shock therapies想要以此重新连接病患大脑的回路meant to reroute the circuitry of the diseased brain...-病人面临死亡威胁 -科迪- Patients were brought to the breach of death... - Cody. 你搞什么What the fuck?因为被有意注射了过量的胰岛素Through an intentional overdose of the hormone insulin. 其他人则被注射了...Others were given...好了小提问All right, real quick.为什么电影拍摄者Why do we think the filmmakers选择记录这些病人chose to document these conditions?从病人在此经历之后写下的文字可以看出...If you look at the patient writings after this...人们认为历史中的重点是战争People tend to think the important stories are wars,选举政♥治♥运动elections, political movements,可这些人也重要but these people matter.小事情也很重要Little things matter.好了我们明天见All right, I'll see you tomorrow.再见卡丽再见Bye, Carrie. Bye.-科迪 -什么- Cody? - Yeah?你目不转睛盯着手♥机♥看什么What's holding your attention on this little screen?你看Here, look.如果你想要的话我可以发给你I could send you the clip if you want it.好的你发吧Yeah, you do that.好了我们到了All right, here we are.我们认识多久了How long have we known each other?十十二年10, 12 years.没错没错Yeah, yeah, yeah.你相信我吗You trust me?不太相信Not really.好吧我要告诉你一些Well, I'm gonna tell you something听起来很疯狂的事情that's gonna seem crazy.好吧Okay.在我告诉你之前But before I do,我需要你进到这个壁橱里I need you to go in this closet.走到里面Just go in there然后看看周围and take a look around.你想待多久待多久然后再回来Stay as long as you need, and then come back. 之后我会告诉你所有事情Then I'll tell you everything.你要我走进壁橱里四处看看You want me to go in the closet, look around,待够了然后再出来spend as much time as I need?-我知道你觉得我疯了 -没错- I know I sound batshit, okay? - Yeah.但我考虑过了你自己亲眼看看But I thought about this, and it'll just be simpler 我解释起来会容易得多if you go in, like I'm asking.走进壁橱里Go in the closet?你♥他♥妈♥就当帮我个忙Can you do me a goddamn favor求你进那个壁橱里看看行吗and just walk into the fucking closet?好吧Fine.我这就进去好吗别激动I'm going, okay? Relax.好吧走进壁橱All right, going in the closet.这里面最好没有蜘蛛Better not be any spiders in here.再往前走几步Take a few steps forward.好Yeah.如果我感觉有蜘蛛网落在我脸上...If I feel any cobwebs on my face...继续往里走Just keep on.我什么都看不见I can't see anything.再往前走几步Just go a few more steps.还要继续往前走吗You want me to keep going?是的Yep.我拿到了I got it!魔奇饮料天啊Man!克莱默乳制品看在上帝的份上Oh, for the love of Mike.你不该在这里You shouldn't be here.你不该在这里You shouldn't be here.你听见了吗Do you hear me?你不该在这里You shouldn't be here!这他妈是什么情况What the fuck was that?那是1960年10月21日That was October 21, 1960.不可能No, it wasn't.现在你明白我为什么要你自己进去了吧Now you understand why I needed you to go in there. 咖啡免费续杯你什么意思这简直是太...What are you saying? What are you saying, this is a... 很难用语言形容我知道Hard to find the right words, I know.但是一旦进去了就是1960年But you go through there, and it's 1960.你是说这是个时空传送门吗You're saying this is a time portal?我把它叫做兔子洞I call it a rabbit hole.它在这里多长时间了How long has it been there?从我经营餐厅开始就有Since I had the diner.还有谁知道Who else knows about it?只有你Just you.如果我告诉别人的话他们会试图阻止我If I told anyone else about it, they might try to stop me. 他们会试图阻止你They'd try to stop you?你在说什么What are you talking about?你为什么要把这件事告诉我Al, why did you show this to me?我需要你做我所不能做的I need you to do what I couldn't.我要你进去那里I need you to go back there去阻止约翰·肯尼迪的遇刺to prevent the assassination of John F. Kennedy.餐厅你听说过蝴蝶效应吗You heard about the butterfly effect?-听过 -好吧- Yeah. - All right.你觉得如果约翰·肯尼迪还活着的话Do you think that if JFK lived,罗伯特·肯尼迪会去竞选总统吗说真的Robert Kennedy would've run for president, seriously?不一定It's doubtful.所以如果鲍比[罗伯特]没有参加竞选So, if Bobby doesn't run,也就意味着希尔汉·希尔汉that means no Sirhan Sirhan不会在1968年出现在国宾饭店at the Ambassador Hotel in 1968.拯救约翰·肯尼迪也就救下了他弟弟Save JFK, save his brother.这就是我所说的蝴蝶效应And that's what I mean about the butterfly effect.还有越南战争Then there's Vietnam.你是说救下约翰·肯尼迪就没有越南战争了Okay, so if you save JFK, then there's no Vietnam?约翰逊是导致越南战事升级的罪魁祸首Johnson was the one who escalated everything in Nam.林登·约翰逊美国第36任总统如果肯尼迪活着他绝不会让战争持续下去If Kennedy had survived, no way does that escalation continue. 那些战士Those boys...就可以活下来would've lived.老艾我理解你Al, I get it,但是改变过去并使它按照你的想法发展but changing the past to make it how you think it should be 这听起来just seems...你认为越南战争就顺理成章You think Vietnam unfolded exactly as it should have,近代美国就一片安祥吗that recent American history was just hunky-dory?拯救约翰·肯尼迪只是一个理论Saving JFK is a theory.你不确定它会改变什么You don't know what it's gonna change!你知道什么是我确定的吗You know what I know?救下了肯尼迪You save Kennedy's life,这个世界肯定会变得更加美好you make the world a better place.该死的God damn it!老艾Al.你就一点都不想做点大事吗Don't you want to do any fucking thing that matters?我只是说你没有任何根据I'm just saying you don't have any proof.你不能确定你在过去所作所为You don't know that what you do in the past会改变今天的事物is gonna change anything here.自己去验证Go see.你想干什么让我去捅个人吗What do you want... Y-you want me to go stab someone?不杰克No, Jake.外面有棵树There's a tree out there.在上面刻些什么我的天Carve something in it. Jesus Christ.该死的Oh, God damn.真♥他♥妈♥ 该死Fucking... Goddamn...蠢透了Stupid thing.真讨厌这种黑漆漆的感觉I hate the fucking dark.击球手击球手Hey, batter, batter!老天爷Oh, for the love of Mike.你不该在这里You shouldn't be here.-我有话跟你说 -让开好吗- I want to tell you something. - Back off, okay?约翰·肯尼迪下次你穿越的时候Next time you go through,这个刻痕就不见了that carving won't be there.为什么Why?每当你穿越回去所有事情都会重置Each time you go in, everything resets.时间永远都是1960年It's always 11:5810月21号♥ 11点58分on October 21, 1960.你看到了所有事情都和之前一模一样吧You saw how everything looked exactly the same? 是的Yeah.不管你在那边停留多久No matter how long you stay...三周三年Three weeks, three years...当你回来的时候When you come back,这边只过去了两分钟only two minutes will have passed here.两分钟这是谁做的设定Two minutes? Who makes up these rules?我只是在说I'm just explaining that,如果你想永远地改变什么事if you want to change something forever,你就不能再回去you can't ever go back.回去就等于消除了你之前的所作所为Going back erases what you did before.好的那个帽子上有张黄纸片的人是谁All right, who's the guy with the hat and the yellow card?就是个流浪汉He's some bum.他都凑上来了Well, he got up in my face.我是说他是唯一一个注意到我穿越的人I mean, he seemed to be the only one that noticed me come and go. 别管那个黄纸片男人了Just forget the yellow card man.他不重要He's not important.重要的是我们现在有个机会What's important is that we have a chance here.拯救人们生命的机会A chance to change people's lives.我看到你和克里斯蒂坐在一起I saw you sitting there with Christy,就知道你能做到这件事and I knew you could do this.你在说些什么啊What are you talking about?那是我最后一次穿越的时候That's the last time I went through.在那边待了两年Stayed about... About two years.两年Two years?就在我签署离婚协议的时候吗While I signed my divorce papers?-那是 -只过去了两分钟没错- That was... - Two minutes, yeah.这根本没道理It doesn't make any sense.这根本没道理It doesn't make any sense.杰克现在的世界才真的毫无道理可言Jake, the way the world is now doesn't make any sense. 考虑一下吧Just think about it, eh?你很有思想不是吗You know how to think, don't you?玛莉索·布莱斯林Marisol Breslin.恭喜玛莉索Congratulations, Marisol.赫克托·德拉福恩特Hector de la Fuente.那个白♥痴♥总是把这些该死的事情That idiot always schedules these goddamn things安排在周五on a Friday.莫林·凯莉Maureen Kelly.我们就不能以邮件的形式来颁发学位证吗We can't send diplomas in the mail?你在这儿工作多久了爱丽丝How long have you worked here, Alice?自从我来到这里I went here.哈利·邓宁Harry Dunning!哈利Harry!棒极了All right.哈利Harry!他写得一手好文章He's a great writer.我回头在《纽约客》上找他的文章来读读I'll look for his work in "The New Yorker.你收到我的推荐信了吗Did you get my recommendation?听着你爱哈利Listen, you love Harry.我也爱哈利我们都爱哈利I love Harry. We all love Harry.他只适合干扫地这种杂活儿He's great at pushing a broom,但是像管理日程安排but at management, making a schedule,签署考勤表这样的工作他根本不行signing time sheets, no way.所有的毕业生将要翻开新的人生篇章All these graduates are starting new lives!太棒了Yeah!就这样吧我要下班了That's it. I'm off the clock.让我们为所有成教毕业生们Let's hear it for all our adult education graduates 所作出的努力鼓掌吧for all their hard work.好吧再跟我讲讲吧All right. Tell me more.进来吧Come here.我的老天Holy shit.我还以为你没兴趣爱好呢I thought you didn't have any hobbies.你觉得是谁刺杀了肯尼迪Who do you think killed Kennedy?人们认为凶手是李·哈维·奥斯瓦尔德People seem to think it was Lee Harvey Oswald.没错Yeah.你知道的黑♥手♥党♥ 中情局You know, in a conspiracy with the Mafia, CIA,联邦调查局和俄♥国♥人联手密谋FBI, the Russians,草坡上的那个巴布♥什♥卡夫人Babushka Lady on the grassy knoll.很多书中都提到了这一点Lot of books written about it.大部分的书里都写道了李·哈维·奥斯瓦尔德Most of them written about Lee Harvey Oswald.但是这个家伙身上有很多不合理的地方Guy doesn't make sense.他曾是美国海军陆战队队员U.S. Marine,叛逃到俄♥国♥ 后来又回来了defected to Russia, came back,肯尼迪在达拉斯被狙击手击中身亡但是每一个写过奥斯瓦尔德的人but everyone who wrote about Oswald都在刺杀行动后才开始研究他studied him after the assassination.我在那之前就见过他I saw him before.当他从俄♥国♥回来时我见到过他I saw him when he came back from Russia.在1962年In 1962.你瞎瞅什么What the hell are you staring at?-没什么 -是吗那就管好自己的事- Nothing. - Yeah, well, mind your own.你为什么不当场给他一枪Why didn't you shoot him right there?我还不知道奥斯瓦尔德是不是凶手I don't know whether Oswald was the man who did it,现在我也不知道and I still don't know.我不会因为一个推测就去对谁开枪Not gonna shoot someone because of maybe.关于奥斯瓦尔德和There are hundreds of questions那一天的事情有无数个未解之谜that haven't been answered concerning Oswald and that day. 这个这个是很重要的一个This is a... this is a big one.他是谁Who's this?新闻周刊沃克将军总统遇刺的前兆沃克Walker.竞选德克萨斯州州长一职Ran for Texas governor.你知道的在1963年You know that in 1963,肯尼迪中枪的6个月前six months before Kennedy was shot,有人企图刺杀这个人there was an assassination attempt on this man?好吧Okay.子弹来自于一个Bullet came from a6.5口径卡尔卡诺步♥枪♥6.5 caliber Carcano rifle.与射杀肯尼迪的是同一种枪Same exact make of gun that killed Kennedy.那你有没有回去看看Well, did you go back and see是不是奥斯瓦尔德朝沃克开枪Oswald shoot at Walker?这正是我想让你做的That's what I want you to do.老艾Al...我想让你坚持到1963年4月10日I want you to make it to April 10th, 1963.如果的确是奥斯瓦尔德自己开的枪And if Oswald fires that gun alone,你必须干掉他you got to take him out.等一下我们到底在说些什么鬼话Hold on, what are we even talking about here?我们在讨论We're talking about去看看奥斯瓦尔德到底有没有朝沃克开枪seeing if Oswald took a shot at Walker.我通过兔子洞只能穿越回1960年I go back through the rabbit hole, I come out in 1960. 你想让我在那边待上整整三年You want me to hang out for three years?不过是这边的两分钟Two minutes here.我在1960年能干什么啊What am I gonna do in 1960?我在那边屁都不是I'm nothing there.我该怎么我该怎么生活啊How am I gonna... How am I gonna live?你这个问题问得好I'm glad you asked.这是什么What's this?藏宝箱吗Treasure chest?詹姆斯·安博森James Amberson?James与Jake都源于男子教名Jocob看你愿意的话仍然可以自称杰克See, you can still answer to Jake if you want.这是为我准备的This is for me?不客气You're welcome.社保卡出生证明信♥用♥卡♥ Social security card, birth certificate, charge cards. 你找工作融入社会所需要的所有东西Everything you need to hold a job, blend in.老艾你这都是什么时候准备的Al, when did you do this?我在1962年被诊断出癌症I got diagnosed in 1962.这些都是你在那边时弄的You made all this when you were back there?这是最重要的东西Here's the most important thing.体育比赛数据Sports stats?对大部分是棒球和拳击Yeah, baseball and boxing mostly.这些年你就是这么生存的This is how you survived?回去的时间里你都在下注体育比赛You spent all your time back there gambling?主街上还有一个我常光顾的屠户That, and there was a butcher I liked on Main Street. 不然你以为我怎么做到这些年都不涨价的How do you think I keep my prices here so low?这就是你这些年一直给我吃的吗That's what you've been feeding me?我一直在吃1960年的汉堡I've been eating hamburgers from 1960?是呗Yeah.老艾Al...我不知道你认为我是什么样的人I don't know who you think I am.我只是不知道我能不能胜任这项任务I just don't think I'm the right guy for this.我知道你能I know you are.我差不多就知道这些了That's about all I know.其余的等你到了那边自然能搞清楚You'll figure out the rest when you get there.咱们咱们走吧Let's... let's go.去哪Go where?去餐车啊我看着你去那边To the diner. I'll watch you go through.两分钟我还是等得起的I can wait two minutes.两分钟换一个更好的世界Two minutes to get a better world.我总得考虑一下I have to think about all this.有什么好考虑的What's there to think about?好吗Okay?真♥他♥妈♥浪费时间And what a waste of fucking time.什么What?我知道接下来会怎样I can see how this is gonna go."我得先给车换个油""Oh, my car needs an oil change.""这周学校还有大考""Got to give a... Give a big test.""等我先打个盹""Got to go take a nap."为了不办实事儿找尽借口Anything to avoid doing something real in your life. 老艾Al, this is...我整晚都在听你说疯话I've been up all night listening to fucking crazy...-我以为哪怕能有一回 -这太他妈扯了- I thought maybe for once... - This is fucking crazy! 你能不只说空话做点实事儿You might do something, not just talk about it.就因为你把一辈子都浪费到这上面Just because you wasted your life on this,不代表我也必须照办it doesn't mean that I have to.你个小王八蛋You little shit.从我家滚出去Get the fuck out of my house.滚Get out.老艾Al?老艾Al?昨晚真抱歉Sorry about last night.我一夜没合眼Couldn't sleep.老艾Al?该死Shit.越南 1961-1973好吧兄弟Okay, buddy.我们待会见I'll see you in two minutes.我来了Here I go.小心Careful.你不该来Shouldn't be here.我一直在跟你说你不该来Keep telling you, you shouldn't be here.我已经来了Well, I'm here.理发店你需要融入那里You'll need to blend in,所以先去剪头发把脸刮干净so get your hair cut and get rid of the stuff on your face. 这样可不行It's not gonna work.看你早该来修修了Looks like you're overdue.也许确实如此Yeah, I guess so.不是本地人吧From out of town?是的詹姆斯·安博森Uh, yes. James Amberson.安博森Amberson?岩堡市的那个安博森家族的吗Are those the Ambersons over in Castle Rock?不是No.我妻子的表亲就嫁了个安博森家的You know, my wife's cousin married an Amberson,但那人是新罕布♥什♥尔的你也是吗but he was from New Hampshire. Those are your people? 事实上我是被收养的Actually, I was adopted.衣服也要穿对Get the right clothes.那时候的男人都穿西服带礼帽Back then grown men wore suits and hats.我投票时要看候选人的人品When I vote, it comes down to character.理查德·尼克松就有Richard Nixon has it.看着他你就觉得他是个好人You look at him, you think "That's a good man".是啊Yeah.完美现金还是信♥用♥卡♥ 先生Perfect. Cash or credit, sir?现金Oh, uh, cash.能给我配顶帽子吗谢谢Can I have a hat too, please?当然Certainly.谢谢Thanks.那时的食物更好吃Hey, food tastes better.其实那时的什么都更好Man, everything tastes better.看来你很喜欢I guess you liked it.这是我吃过的最好的派That is the best pie that I've ever had.简直疯了It's insane.希望这算个积极评价I hope that's a good thing.是的好吃到疯狂的程度Yeah, yeah, insanely good.六十美分That'll be $0.60.六十美分没问题$0.60? Okay, of course.不用找了Hey, keep the change.谢谢Thank you.我会告诉妈妈你喜欢她的派的请问贵姓I'll tell my mother you liked her pie, mister... 安博森非常感谢Mr. Amberson. Yeah, thank you, uh...爱丽丝Alice.你是爱丽丝天哪You're Alice. Oh, my God.怎么了Something the matter?你上的是南里斯本高中吗Do you go to South Lisbon High?是的我刚毕业Yeah, I just graduated.你还打算在那里任教对吗And you're gonna teach there, right?绝不Heck no.暑假过完我就要搬去班格尔了After this summer I'm moving to Bangor.搬去之后呢And then after that?纽约New York.还没告诉我妈妈呢My mother doesn't know yet.好吧祝你好运了Right, well, good luck with that.谢谢Thank you.帮我个忙继续做可爱的自己Do me a favor, just try to stay sweet.好啊Okay.也许我们还会再见Maybe I'll see you around.买♥♥辆中性的可靠又普通的车Get a neutral, reliable, boring car.枫树街上就有一堆There's a lot on Maple Street.我只花了一点钱买♥♥了辆54年的雪佛兰I got a deal on a '54 Chevy.要想办法省钱Need to make your money last.来买♥♥还是只看看You a buyer or a looker?看看Looker.这车挺棒的呢Honey of a car.是啊Oh, yeah.这车开着就像一匹狂奔的野马You want to know, this thing drives like a horse afire.毫不怀疑Oh, I bet.从杜罕的阿琳·基根那儿买♥♥来的Bought it from Arlene Keagan over in Durham在她丈夫死后after her husband died.-你是外地的对吧 -是的- From out of town, am I right? - Yeah.安迪·卡森Andy Carson.杰克·安博森Jake Amberson.-多少钱 -750美金- So, how much? - $750.750美金$750?650美金怎么样What would you say if I said $650...现金支付cash?安博森先生你要我就700美金卖♥♥给你Mr. Amberson, make it $700 you got yourself a deal. 成交Deal.办公室里的小姐会给你开收据Young lady in the office will write the sale up for you. 我会给车贴上标签和时效14天的临时车牌I'll put on a sticker and a 14-day plate.标签需要另收5元Sticker'll be another $5.好吧你说动我了All right, you got me.好Yeah.安迪Hey, Andy?买♥♥完车我差不多就没钱了Kind of cleans me out.你知道这附近You happen to know any place around here有什么能下赌注的地方吗a guy might place a bet?不是玩玩而已的那种赌注A little more than a friendly wager?给你鸡叔不收钱There you go, Chicken. It's on the house.车行的人Guy down at the car lot说这里可以下赌注said this was a place somebody could make a wager. 你不是本地人对吧Not from around here, are you?不是詹姆斯·安博森No, uh... James Amberson.我来这里出差I'm in town on a little business.会在这里待上一段时间I'm gonna be here for a while.你想赌什么What are you looking to make a bet on?本周拳赛桑切斯对乔弗瑞Fight of the week, Sanchez versus Jofre.乔弗瑞赢Jofre to win.赔率1赔33 to 1 odds.才1赔3吗3 to 1? That's it?是的就这么多Yeah, that's it.想来点刺♥激♥的吗Want to make it interesting?赌获胜的轮次Name the round.好Okay.要是我说乔弗瑞会在第六轮中What if I said Jofre'll knock him out in 击倒他呢sixth round?那赔率就是1赔35Ah, I'd say 35 to 1.1赔3535 to 1?见鬼那我就赌那个Hell, I'll make that bet.1赔35你要赌吗You want to take 35 to 1?赌吧山姆Do it, Sam.好Okay.赌注生效You got a bet.-是吗 -是的- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.太好了Well, great.100块怎么样How about $100?100块吗$100?或者Or...随便多少you know, whatever.我接受本次赌注I'll cover that bet.是吗You will?叫什么名字What's the name?詹姆斯·安博森James Amberson.朋友都叫我小艾迪My friends call me Little Eddie.小艾迪Little Eddie?我请你喝杯酒吧我们可以一起听广播Let me buy you a drink. We can listen together.乔弗瑞团队里的巴斯特·亨德森在大吼指挥Buster Henderson yelling instructions from Jofre's camp, 但乔弗瑞似乎站不起来还剩30秒but Jofre can't seem to get up. 30 seconds to go...-你行的你行的 -加油兄弟- You got him, you got him. - Come on, buddy.-拜托 -一拳擦脸而过乔弗瑞还能走- Come on. - Grazing shot, Jofre's still walking,愤怒的步步紧逼stalking forward.乔弗瑞还能打拳头威力仍在Jofre still game, still carries the big bomb,还能继续打出有力重拳still can unleash that heavy leather,但桑切斯打出but Sanchez is tossing...看起来你赌的乔弗瑞情况不妙啊Doesn't look too good for your man Jofre.-我听见了 -女士们先生们- Yeah, I can hear. - Ladies and gentlemen,乔弗瑞就要绝地反击了we are seeing Jofre turn it around.-上勾拳连击 -什么- A flurry of uppercuts. - What?。
《欲望都市(2008)》完整中英文对照剧本
年复一年正值花样年华的女孩们涌入纽约Year after year. 20-something women come to new york city追寻传说中的两个"L"in search of the two L 's"名牌"和"爱情"Labels and love.-没错-他最棒了-Yeah. -He's the best.裙子很赞Hot dress!20年前我也是她们中的一员Twenty years ago. I was one of them.名牌对我来说已经是老朋友了Having gotten the knack for labels early.于是我专心追寻爱情I concentrated on my search for love.结果呢在爱情方面Turns out. A knockoff is not as easy to spot连A货都没得挑when it comes to love.什么你结婚了What? You're married?操♥你♥大♥爷♥ 混♥蛋♥ 你结婚了You fucking asshole! Motherfucker,you're married?-除非精仿-我他妈想掐死你-Until it is. -I fucking hate you.所以你需要一双帮你鉴定的慧眼That is why you need help to spot them.很多双慧眼Lots of help.比如夏洛特·约克Help also known as Charlotte York...米兰达·哈波斯...Miranda Hobbes...还有萨曼莎·琼斯and Samantha Jones.老天瞧瞧这小翘臀Oh,my god,look at his.郁闷Oh,well.我是凯莉·布莱肖职业撰稿人My name is Carrie Bradshaw. And I'm a writer.年复一年我的单贵女友们是我的避风港Year after year. My single girlfriends were my salvation.而且还当了我的饭票And as it turns out. my meal ticket.我从十五岁就交男朋友我精疲力尽了I've been dating since I was 15. I'm exhausted.他在哪儿啊Where is he?夏洛特一直在寻找那个完美的他Charlotte was looking for the perfect love.-崔患了阳痿-好吧十全九美-Trey can't get it up. -Well. Almost perfect.我皈依犹太教了I'm becoming a jew.我们不是不孕只是怀孕有点挑战性We're not barren,we're reproductively challenged.-他们给了咱一个宝宝-我们的宝宝-They're giving us a baby. -That's our baby.于是哈里和夏洛特奔了中国一趟So Charlotte and Harry journeyed to china and back...为了他们的女儿莉莉for their daughter. Lily.米兰达信仰坚韧的爱情Miranda was a disciple of tough love.再见做的很爽Bye. Great sex.-斯蒂夫我怀孕了-你怎么了?-Steve,I'm pregnant. -You're what?凯莉Carrie.我米兰达·哈波斯选择你斯蒂夫·布莱迪I,Miranda Hobbes,take you,Steve Brady...米兰达为了布莱迪和斯蒂夫奔了布鲁克林And Miranda journeyed to brooklyn for Brady and Steve.谁要吃冰棍Who wants a popsicle?别小屁孩Oh,man. Boy.萨曼莎的爱等于性Samantha's love was sex.欲♥女♥焚身Lots of sex.和我约会这家伙精♥液♥臭毙了I'm dating a guy with the funkiest-tasting spunk.我的米饭布丁不要了Can I cancel my rice pudding?这时他找到了性与爱的完美结合体And then she found a man that combined sex and love.我要捧红你I'm gonna help you be a star.是的他感兴趣Yes,he is interested...所以萨曼莎为了电视明星史密斯·杰罗德So Samantha journeyed to hollywood奔了好莱坞with television star Smith Jerrod.至于我我的目标比较大As for me. I was looking for something big.上车Get in.大人物结果当大爱如山倒Mr. Big. turns out when that big love comes along.绝非易事It's not always easy.告诉我我是你的命中注定Just tell me I'm the one.在我生命的所有篇章中And despite all the other chapters of my life...没有谁是不可承受之重直到......no one was ever quite big enough until...凯莉你就是我的命中注定Carrie,you're the one.就这样我爱了And just like that. I was.出了三本书过去了三年Three books and three years later...我们骨子里还是那四个单贵女生we still feel like those four single girls.虽然时光匆匆流逝And even though time had moved us on...我依然保持着最初的心境I managed to stay exactly where I was爱着In love.-谢谢-不客气-Thank you. -You're welcome.丫头我有预感这次不错的I got a good feeling about this one,kid.希望如此我一直喜欢这个街区Oh,I hope so. I've always loved this block.3楼C室Hi,3c?在纽约找到一间如意的公♥寓♥ Finding the perfect apartment in new york city...和找到如意郎君一样是场持久战is like finding the perfect partner. It can take years. -这是看过的第几间了-33-So how many is this? -Thirty-three.幸运33Lucky 33.最糟糕的我刚给你留了言The worst. I just left you a message.这里就是厨房♥And the kitchen's through here.那是房♥间里视野最好的窗户That's the window with the best view.要不去34号♥ 幸运34Thirty-four? Lucky 34?哪里有待售房♥ 通知我们哦Well,if anything else opens up,let us know.我们很喜欢这幢楼We're very interested in this building.我手头确实还有一套I do have another apartment还没有公开出♥售♥that's not even on the market yet.想看看吗Care to take a look?-当然-当然-Sure. -Sure.那请吧All right,then.价格远远高于你们的预算It's more than you were looking to pay.-有多高-很高-How much more? -More.原来阳光都跑这儿来了So this is where they keep the light.上帝啊Oh,my god.我升♥天♥了来到了人间天堂I have died and gone to real-estate heaven.简单的两人小窝Just a simple home for two.顶楼的露台那边And across the rooftop terrace...是什么天堂吗What,Nirvana?哈罗我住这呢Hello. I live here.您妻子真有幽默感啊Your wife has quite a sense of humor.-他们还没有结婚-他是我男朋友-They're not married. -He's my boyfriend.这边请This way.做你男朋友我是不是太老了点儿Aren't I a little old to be introduced as your boyfriend?意见采纳现在开始你就是我的男颜知己Point taken. From now on,you'll be my man-friend.-怎么听起来像只狗-本来就是嘛-That sounds like a dog. -Well,if the shoe fits...这里是主卧And this is the master bedroom.丑死了我讨厌这里我可怜的眼睛It's hideous. I hate it. Hurts my eyes.-这么好的房♥子居然待售-万恶的离婚咯-How is this place even available? -Nasty divorce.都住这儿了还折腾什么If you live here,what is there to fight about?我现在知道他们为什么离婚了Well,now I understand the divorce.我给你改个好衣橱I can build you a better closet.欢迎回家宝贝Welcome home,baby.我们...我们买♥♥得起吗Can...? Can we afford this?我搞定I got it.好签合约吧Okay,let's sign some contracts."我搞定" 就完了"I got it." Just like that.就像买♥♥杯咖啡那么简单Like he was picking up a check for coffee.太完美了It sounds perfect.除了那衣橱不过大人物说会改造Except for the closet,which Big says he can redo.他还说厨房♥需要重装一下And he says the kitchen needs work.当然那方面我完全菜鸟Of course,I don't know about that因为我把毛衣放橱柜里because I keep sweaters in my stove.所以他买♥♥下来你就和他同居咯So he bought it and you'll live there with him.对住一起了没错Yes,together. That's right.可房♥是他的所以你还留着自己的公♥寓♥喽? But he'll own it,so you're keeping your own place,right?我还没琢磨这些呢但是没错我是个聪明人I haven't figured out the details,but yes I'm a smart girl.一定能想出个两全其美的办法来And I'm sure I'll figure out something that I'm comfortable with.我就是想确定在这方面你也没犯糊涂I just wanna be sure that you're being smart here.你真好我爱你And I love you for that.但是现在你能不能别替我担心了But for now,can't you stop worrying for me...闭上眼睛享受吧你无法抗拒嫉妒and just go ahead and feel what I want you to feel,jealous?嫉妒我吧Oh jealous of me living嫉妒我搬到曼哈顿的美景阁楼里吧in this gorgeous penthouse in Manhattan.-好吧我嫉妒-谢谢-All right,I'm jealous. -Thanks.你住在人间天堂我住在布鲁克林You live in real-estate heaven and I live in brooklyn.纽约杂♥志♥说布鲁克林是新的曼哈顿New york magazine said brooklyn is the new manhattan.甭管谁写的肯定住在布鲁克林Whoever wrote that lives in brooklyn.她在那儿呢好莱坞一姐Hey,there she is. Hey,hollywood.淑女Oh,lady. Hi.-路上顺利么-棒极了-How was your flight? -Fabulous.-我们进去吧我激动死了-我们要看Let's go in. I'm so excited. Show us.这是个难得的场合It was a rare occasion that brought聚集了纽约各型各类的女性all types of new york women together.抱歉Sorry.布莱尔·艾尔肯由服务生摇身变成模特变成演员Blair Eikenn was a waitress turned model turned actress 再变成亿万富翁女朋友turned billionaire's girlfriend who came home one night 结果一夜之间悲剧性的变成流落街头to find herself unceremoniously turned out on the street.如今的她开始了终极大复仇And now she was getting the ultimate breakup revenge一个有点难堪的公开拍卖♥♥会An embarrassing and very public auction...拍卖♥♥甜蜜期里他送她的所有珠宝of all the jewelry he had given her when they were happy.在这呢我的宝贝儿There it is. My baby.真是个尤物Oh,she's a beauty.我在目录里发现它的时候就对史密斯说When I saw it in the catalog, and I said to Smith,这只花戒就是我的化身This flower ring is the essence of me.独一无二风华绝代One of a kind, filled with fire.-还有点过分招摇-正解-And a little too much. -Exactly.我们去挥霍好莱坞挣来的血汗钱吧Let's go spend some of my hard-earned hollywood money. 39号♥拍卖♥♥品花戒And now lot 39,the flower ring.到它了That's it.这件物品的起拍价是一万美金请出价We'd like to start the bidding on this at $10,000,please.一万美金... 谢谢您女士一万At ten-thousand doll... thank you,madam. At 10,000.一万五千现在是一万五千美金Fifteen thousand. At $ 15,000.她在用电♥话♥替人叫价Hey,she's bidding for somebody on the phone.-这不公平-贱♥货♥That's not fair. Bitch.开掐了The gloves are off.三万美金有人竞价吗三万五At $30,000. Now it's against you. Thirty-five thousand.-我工作那么努力该归我-四万美金-I work hard,I deserve this. -At 40,000 now.有人叫四万吗四万美金谢谢At 40? forty thousand? Forty thousand,thank you.四万五现在是四万五千美金有人加价到五万吗Forty-five thousand. At $45,000. Now 50,000?他妈的五万!Fifty fucking thousand.五万了有叫五万五吗竞价五万五千美金At 50,000. Fifty-five thousand? At $55,000 against you.你是否加价到六万Would you like to say 60?美丽的女士要加价到六万吗Sixty to our colorful bidder? At 60,000?我的预算是五万I draw the line at 50.我以为拍卖♥♥会更有意思I thought this auction would be more fun,结果有点伤感but it's kind of sad.谁说不是Isn't it?我以为就我伤感呢因为我认识她I thought it was just sad for me because I know her.但确实挺伤感的哈But it really is sad,huh?搞笑的是他们以前那么幸福And it's funny because they were so happy.-是啊突然梦醒了-就是说对吧-Yeah,till they weren't. -I know,right?我们都叫她结婚她就是不听We all told her to get married but she didn't wanna listen.他之前结过三次婚He'd been married three times before所以她就任他去了so she let it ride...然后有天晚上回到家and then she came home one night他把她关在了门外and he had locked her out.她连住的地方都没有She didn't even have anywhere to live.真是丢死人了过了十年了Such a shame. After 10 years.直到坠入情网之前She was a smart girl...她都是个聪明的女人till she fell in love.我在考虑...I'm thinking...卖♥♥了我的公♥寓♥l'm going to sell my apartment...把钱投到第五大道的天堂and put the money towards heaven on 5th.为什么你喜欢自己的公♥寓♥啊Why? You love your apartment.是啊但是新家里地方挺大的I know,but there's plenty of room in the new place and...而且我...And besides,I...我希望我们能在那里安家I want to make us a life there.我希望它是属于我们两个的You know,I... I want it to be ours.是我们的啊我买♥♥给我们俩的It is ours. I bought it for us.那再好不过了但还是你买♥♥的And that's so amazing,but you bought it.所以事实上还是你的房♥子而且一旦有什么变动... So really it's your place and if anything were to happen...会有什么变动What's going to happen?我得留个心眼啊Come on, I have to be smart here.我们还没结婚法律上我没有...We're not married,I'd have no legal rights......对这个家... 我没有......you know,to... to this home that I built...所有权的with you.想结婚么Did you wanna get married?我没... 考虑过有这个可能Well,I didn't... I didn't think that was an option.如果有这个可能呢What if it was an option?怎么会你...你想结婚了吗Why? What,do you wanna get married?我不介意和你结婚I wouldn't mind being married to you.你介意和我结婚吗Would you mind being married to me?不会只要... 只要你有这个打算的话No. no,not if... not if that's what you wanted.我是说...那么... 你要结婚吗I mean,is...? Is that what you want?我要你I want you.所以...So...那...So...?真的吗我们... 我们要结婚吗?Really? We're...? We're getting married?我们结婚吧We're getting married.-要钻戒吗-不不用-Should we get you a diamond? -No,no.给我做个超大号♥的衣帽间就成Just get me a really big closet.前两天晚上我和大在讨论...So the other night big and I were talking about...你们知道啦住一起啊未来啊什么的...you know,moving in together and our future...而且有了划时代的...大进展and,you know,what makes sense as we move forward and...就是...well...我们决定结婚了we decided to get married.-我听不见了-我好激动啊-And I'm deaf. -I'm so excited!-别人都看着呢-抱歉-Everybody is looking. -Sorry!朋友们我很抱歉I'm so sorry,everyone...这是我的朋友她刚刚订婚了but this is my friend and she just got engaged.她和这个男人交往了整整10年了啊And she has been going out with the man for 10 years.我囧I'm mortified.我的耳朵嗡嗡地响There is literally a ringing in my ear.这个大消息要飘洋过海And the big news was about to go bicoastal.萨曼莎·琼斯Samantha Jones.我做了个小决定我希望你听了会高兴Well,I made a little decision I hope you'll be happy about.甜心你终于打肉毒杆菌了Oh,honey,you finally got Botox.没我没打那个No,I did not get Botox.我和你说吧凯莉你会爱死它的I'm telling you,Carrie,you're gonna love it.我电♥话♥...I did not call...-不是说肉毒杆菌的-说说而已嘛-to talk about botox. -Well,I'm just saying.就在上个星期...So last week...拍卖♥♥会之后我开始替自己做打算after the auction. I started thinking about my options.-好事-然后呢...-Right. -And,um...我和大人物决定结婚了Well,Big and I decided to get married.-真的-是啊-Really? -Yeah.那挺好Well,that's great.说到肉毒杆菌你还要激动些You sounded more excited about the botox.亲爱的我为你感到高兴的但是你知道我这个人Honey,I am excited for you,but you know me.我都不信婚姻这档子事的I don't really believe in marriage.相反的肉毒杆菌还要可靠些Now,botox,on the other hand,that works every time.亲爱的我得挂了Honey,I... I gotta go.下礼拜我回来以后再聚吧We can catch up when I'm in town next week.我承认我被吓到了I think I was in shock.我是说是你要结婚I mean. It's you getting married.这可不是路人甲是你啊This is not some random person,it's you.听着呢Yeah,I hear you.我觉得结束了艾登那段乱七八糟的事I thought that after that big mess with Aidan,你是不会再想结婚的You'd never wanna get married.所以我把你归入"打死不结婚"这类人里了So I put you in my "we're never getting married" file.现在我不得不给你重新归类Now I'm gonna have to take you out of that file.不好意思让你倒来倒去的归类Well,I'm sorry about all the extra paperwork.等着收我的账单吧You'll get my bill.萨曼莎这一次真的很特别Samantha,it just feels so different this time.没有俗不可耐和单膝跪地You know, there is no cliche romantic kneeing on one knee 就只是...It's just...两个成年人决定two grownups making a decision以后要在一起过日子而已about spending their lives together.好吧我真替你高兴Well,I'm happy for you.对了还有件事Oh,and hey,one more thing.我想你来做伴娘I want you to be maid of honor.意下如何呢How do you feel about that?参考你对肉毒杆菌的感受The same with you feel about botox.既痛苦又多余Painful and unnecessary.74 75 76个客人74,75,76. Seventy-six guests.75个要好些Seventy-five sounds better.75人出席的迷你婚礼A small wedding of 75 guests.吹76支萧没毛病请76个客人有毛病Seventy-six trombones,yes. Seventy-six guests,no.夏洛特送我的生日礼物是...As a wedding gift. Charlotte had given me...安东妮·马兰蒂诺--朋友兼♥职♥婚礼策划...Anthony Marantino. Friend and wedding planner.好吧All right.我看看...Well,that's...冷血我喜欢希望到了决定Cutthroat. I love it. I hope you're this decisive...-结婚地点和礼服的时候也能这么果断-我找到礼服了-when it comes to location and the dress. -I found the dress. -什么啥时候-是啊前几天我买♥♥了-What? When? -Yeah,the other day. I have it.-我好期待-我好激动-This is gonna be good. -I am so excited.好的Okay.就是这件Here it is.我要的就是你们这个反应That was the exact reaction I was aiming for.挺漂亮的就是... 太简单了It's pretty,but it's... it's so simple.简单就是美It's simple and classic.我一看到它When I saw it,我就想嫁给大人物就穿它了I thought,that is what I should marry big in.-谁设计的什么牌子呢-杂牌-Well,who's it by? What's the label? -No one.我在一间成衣店找到的I found it at a vintage shop.穿着杂牌礼服的新娘The bride wore a dress by no one.哎呀我会给它改一下Oh,come on,you know I'm gonna merchandise it up...-配双时髦的鞋子-好-style it up with some shoes. Right.邀请函都比这衣服漂亮The invitation is fancier than the dress.-我可听见了-就是说给你听的-I heard that. -I meant you to.偷偷吃哦Don't tell anyone.终极剩女凯莉·布莱肖今秋the ultimate single gal. Carrie Bradshaw.将踩着马诺洛的高跟Will be married in Manolos...下嫁纽约金融巨头约翰·詹姆斯·普莱斯顿to new york financier John James Preston come fall."-我们结婚的消息上了第六版-谁登那个上去的-Our wedding's on page six. -Who would put that in there?向所有的单身女性们宣告proving to single gals everywhere40岁也有春天That there can be a happy ending over 40.-凯莉-恭喜你-Carrie. -Congratulations.貌似无论我走到哪儿那儿的人都看了第六版It seemed everywhere I went. People had seen page six.包括意想不到的那些人Even people you didn't expect.比如《Vogue》的编辑伊妮德Like my vogue editor. Enid.我们要做年度分年龄段特刊We're putting together our annual age issue...我们想由你做40岁年龄段的and we'd like you to do 40.-好的要我访问谁-不是-Great. Who am I interviewing? -No.是你40岁的素材You. You are 40.我想把你作为杂♥志♥这次40岁女性的原型I want you to be featured in the magazine as the 40-year-old...这里有个很棒的破折号♥--新娘And here's the brilliant twist. Bride.等等我... 要上杂♥志♥吗Wait,I'm... I would be in the magazine?穿着新娘礼服这可是千载难逢的好机会啊In bridal couture. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity...给你一周时间做个虚伪的思想斗争然后点头so spare me a week of faux soul-searching and just say yes.伊妮德我真的很受宠若惊但说实话我...Enid,I am so very flattered,but honestly,l...凯莉《Vogue》御用设计师Carrie,vogue designers.《Vogue》御用摄影师Vogue photographers.《Vogue》御用彩妆Vogue airbrushing.点头说好Nod your head. Yes.谢谢会很轰动的Thank you. It will be a sensation.我们打算把主题定为"最后一个单身女郎"We're calling it "the last single girl."最后一个还排不到我头上吧Well,I'm hardly the last single girl.对但是对于女人来说40岁是No,but 40 is the last age a woman是穿婚纱最后的年龄can be photographed in a wedding gown...不像黛安.阿勃斯的作品一样毫无美感without the unintended diane arbus subtext.我以为特刊主题是"不管几岁都很美"I thought the issue was "great style at every age."美没错新娘没戏Style,yes. Bride,no.和往常的星期三一样Just your typical wednesday.和老朋友聚聚比如斯坦福·布拉齐Hanging out with old friends like stanford blatch...还有新朋友王薇薇(著名华裔时装设计师)and new friends like vera wang.对于一个没有新娘基因的人来说She's looking at home for someone她算相当放得开了who didn't think she had the bride gene.我猜因为上对花轿Well,I guess with the right man...还穿对婚纱And the right dress.人家结婚的时候也要穿这么美的When I get married,I'm wearing something like that只是大一号♥only bigger.漂亮性感Beauty. Hot.以及卡罗琳娜·海莱拉(以下均为顶级设计师品牌) And Carolina Herrera.不很出彩但是挺美的做得好Nothing fancy,but it's beautiful. Good work.克里斯汀·拉克鲁瓦And Christian Lacroix.郎万And Lanvin.迪奥And Dior.奥斯卡·德拉伦塔And Oscar de la Renta.最后是薇薇恩·韦斯特伍德And finally. Vivienne Westwood.一套特别到A dress so special...让最不相信婚姻的女人it could bring a wedding tear from even为之落泪的婚纱the most unbelieving of women.之后奇迹发生了And then. The impossible happened.亲爱的凯莉我看了《Vogue》给你拍摄的婚纱照Dear Carrie, I saw your photo from theVogue shoot.这件婚纱属于你薇薇恩·韦斯特伍德This dress belongs to you. Vivienne Westwood就这样...And just like that...薇薇恩·韦斯特伍德完胜可爱小礼服...Vivienne Westwood kicked my sweet little suit's ass.靠靠Lean?全纽约市还在图书馆借书的人Are you the last person in new york still就剩你了吧taking out library books?我喜欢这味道I love the smell.这书有年头了Oh. That's an oldie.名人的情书第一卷Love letters of great men. Volume one.-有我的吗-没有-Oh,am I in there? -No,no.但你的同学倒是榜上有名伏尔泰拿破仑什么的But some of your classmates are,like Voltaire,Napoleon.小姐你需要配副老花镜了Young lady,you need to get glasses.不要戴你的就行No,I don't. I have yours.好吧拿破仑的这篇Okay,here's Napoleon.我亲爱的约瑟芬My dearest Josephine,你的一颦一笑将我从睡梦中托起I wake consumed with thoughts of you.典型的小人赤♥裸♥裸地表白Typical short guy. Gives it all away upfront.看这个干嘛Why are you reading this?为我的新书做素材It's research for my new book.-什么题材的-爱情-Oh. what's it about? -Love.我以前都写寻找爱情的题材I used to write about finding love.现在我想改写Now I wanna write about找到真爱后的题材what happens after you've found it.有意思Interesting.-什么样的续集-且听下回分解-What happens? -Mm. Stay tuned.听这篇贝多芬的Oh,here,listen. It's Beethoven.念吧路德维格(贝多芬)Bring it,Ludwig.你就这样占据了我的思念我永恒的爱人my thoughts go out to you,my immortal beloved.没有你我在爱的世界里寸步难行I can live only wholly with you or not at all.写得好Good stuff.要沉静我的生命我的一切Be calm my life,my all.因为只有沉静地思索我们的存在Only by calm consideration of our existence...才能完成我们共同生活的目标can we achieve our purpose to live together.要继续爱着我Oh,continue to love me.那颗最忠诚的爱你的心永远不会迷失Never misjudge the most faithful heart of your beloved.永远属于你永远属于我永远是我们的Ever thine. Ever mine. Ever ours.你有给我写过情书吗Have you ever written me a love letter?情传真算数么Does a love fax count?我啥时候收到过情传真啊When have I ever gotten a love fax?-我确定某一天我的秘书给你发过-好吧-Oh,I'm sure my secretary sent you one at some point. -Yeah.说什么好呢宝贝这不是我的风格What can I tell you,baby? It's not my style.况且这些人不写不行啊Besides,those guys had to write.因为战争或是很远的距离They were separated from their loves...与爱人分隔两地by wars and hundreds and hundreds of miles.而我就在这里I'm right here.哈罗Hello.-你让我感到幸福-得了留着写情书里-You make me very happy. -Yeah. Put it in writing.为了筹备结婚而脑袋昏昏With my mind prenuptially preoccupied.我成了久拖不还的借书人I became delinquent with my library books.这下《呼啸山庄》的悲剧爱情So now the tragic love stories of wuthering heights and和爱情故事赚得就不仅仅是眼泪了love story were going to cost me more than a few tears.请问婚礼怎么走Excuse me,which way is the wedding?楼上Up the stairs.完美It was perfect.大人物和我将在纽约古老的地标举♥行♥婚礼Big and I would be married in the classic new york landmark...这里封藏了所有的伟大爱情故事that housed all the great love stories.服务生怎么还没拿账单来Where is the waiter with the check?米兰达别着急玛格达还没吃完呢Jeez,Miranda,relax. Magda hasn't even finished yet.回家我还有个简报要做I still have a brief to work on when I get home.-我要上厕所-我带他去-I have to go to the bathroom. -I'll take him.谢谢玛格达Thank you,Magda.咱们去洗洗小脸蛋走吧宝贝We're gonna wash that beautiful face. Come,darling.干嘛What?我们不能让这么勤快的保姆连顿饭都吃不完We can't let the hard-working nanny finish her supper?对不起我很累布莱迪五点就把我弄醒了I'm sorry,I'm exhausted. Brady woke me up at 5 a.m.-他也把我弄醒了-好嘛-Hey,he woke me up too. -Yeah.得禁止布莱迪和我们一起睡了We gotta stop letting Brady come into our bed.你的上嘴唇沾了牛奶You got milk on your top lip.又怎么了What now?-你好像总是在挑我的刺-我没有-It's like you're always criticizing me. -I am not.你想没人提醒你You wanna go through life with foam嘴巴上挂着奶泡过一辈子吗On your lip and no one ever telling you?有话和我说么Anything you wanna tell me?有什么要告诉我的吗Hm. Is there anything you wanna tell me?等等别先高♥潮♥Wait. Wait. Don't come already.等下换你在上面No,wait. Get on top.赶快完事得了Let's just get it over with.我是说还有四个半小时就该起床了I mean,we gotta get up in four and a half hours.我们都没性生活你还让我快点We never have sex and you wanna get it over with?-斯蒂夫我们有性生活-那上次咱们做♥爱♥是什么时候了-Steve,we have sex. -When was the last time we had sex?那时候还有积雪好吧There was snow on the ground.-你们多久做一次爱-做♥爱♥-How often do you guys have sex? -Sex.-米兰达拜托-干嘛-Miranda,please. -What?她才3岁不懂那是什么意思She's 3. She doesn't know what it means.我41了也还是不懂啊I'm 41 and I still don't know what it means.我明白但她什么都学着说啊I know,but she is repeating everything.要是知道八卦聚会还有口禁If I'd known the girl talk was gonna be on lockdown,我才不飞3000里回来呢I wouldn't have flown 3000 miles.别啊我们可以聊就是别提那个词No,we can talk. Let's just not use that word.好嘛你们多久做一次Fine. How often do you guys?-画-谢谢-Color? -Thank you.我永远画不够I can't color enough.我可以没日没夜地作画I could color all day every day.只要在兴头上我会用掉最后一只画棒If I had my way,I would use every crayon in my box.收到你喜欢作画We get it. You love to color.问这个干嘛Why are you asking?昨天晚上我和斯蒂夫在作画我快要...Well,last night Steve and I were coloring,and I was just高♥潮♥ 不好意思这不是没词换嘛about e. I'm sorry,there's no crayon equivalent.然后他想换体♥位♥ 我就说And he wanted to switch positions, and I said,赶快完事得了let's just get it over with.-他老是想更持久些-这不好么-He kept trying to make it last longer. -This is bad?你有个全职工作就不好It is when you have a full-time job.我有啊I have a full-time job.但你没有5岁小孩You don't also have a 5-year-old,约会和家长会play dates, PTA meetings...养老院还住着个日益痴呆的婆婆and a mother-in-law in a rest home with advancing alzheimer's.我们只是在一个无画期We're just going through a no-coloring phase.-反反复复的不是吗-每家不一样的-It comes and goes,right? -Every couple is different.我和哈里每周做两三次Harry and I make love two,three times a week.很好我更囧了Great,now I feel worse.你们上一次是什么时候Well,when was the last time for you?-半年前-神啊-Six months ago. -Oh,my.听起来挺久远It sounds long.-但... 那是冷淡期-还用说-But... but that's a dry spell. -I bet it is.凯莉你和大人物呢Hey,Carrie. what about you and big?。
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《SEX AND THE CITY》讲义001 CARRIE: Later that night Skipper Johnston met me for coffee and confessed a shocking intimate secret. Later that night. 那晚的晚些时候， later that day, 那天晚些时候 Meet someone for coffee/lunch/dinner Confess:承认(通常是⽐较令⼈尴尬的事情)He confessed to me that he had never kissed a girl! Confession, n. : I have a confession to make. I am gay! Shock: Adj. A shocking moment 令⼈震惊的时刻 Intimate: 亲密的 intimate friends, intimate relationship 私⼈的，隐秘的，private. Intimacy, n: Please see the article of “triangular love” theory. SKIPPER: Do you know, it’s been like, a year? It’s been like a year (since I slept with a girl). Like: ⼤约，⼤概， How much does it cost? It’s like 5 dollars. CARRIE: Really? I don’t understand that. You’re such a nice guy SKIPPER: That’s the problem. I'm too nice, you know? I'm a romantic. I just have so much feeling. Too (太) v.s So (⾮常)The light is too bright. (光线太强，已经刺眼了) You know?的⽤法 Romantic: n, 浪漫的⼈ CARRIE: Are you sure you’re not gay? SKIPPER: No. I’m sensitive and I don’t objectify women. You know most guys, when they meet a girl, the first thing that they see is.. um.. you know? Sensitive: 褒义时候表⽰“善解⼈意, 感性”，贬义的时候，尤其是和too连起来⽤时，表⽰“太敏感，容易⽣⽓”就是个谁也不敢与之开玩笑的⼈。
Mad Men season1-01
Mad Men(第一季第一集)Scene1waiter：Finished, sir?draper：Yeah. Hey, do you have a light?Old Gold man(黄金时代), huh? Lucky Strike(幸福时光) hereMay I ask a question? why do you smoke Old Gold?restaurant manager：I‟m sorry, sir. Is Sam here bothering you? He can be a little chatty.draper：No, we‟re actually just having a conversation. Is that ok?restaurant manager：Can I get you another drink?draper：Yeah. Do this again. Old-fashioned(古典鸡尾酒), please.So you obviously need to relax after working here all night.waiter：I guess. I don‟t know.draper：But what is it? I mean, low-tar(焦油量低)? Those new filters(新款滤嘴)?Why…I mean…why Old Gold?waiter：They gave‟ em to us in the service a carton a week for free.draper：So you‟re used to … em, is that it?waiter：They are a habit.draper：I could never get you to try another brand…say, my Luckies?waiter：I love my Old Golds.draper：All right ,Well, let‟s just say tomorrow a tobacco weevil(象鼻虫) comes and eats every last Old Gold on the planet.waiter：That‟s a sad story.draper：It‟s a tragedy. Would you just stop smoking?waiter：I think I could find something. I love smoking.draper：”I love smoking.”That‟s very good.waiter：My wife hates it. Reader‟s Digest says it will kill you.draper：Yeah, I heard about that.waiter：Ladies love their magazinesdraper：Yes, they do.(没错)Scene2女人：You weren‟t worried about waking me, were you?draper：Am I interrupting anything?女人：Mmm, no. You‟re lucky. I‟m still up working. And I‟m alone.draper：How‟s it going?女人：They invented something called Grandmother‟s Day.That ought to keep me busy drawing puppies(小狗) for a few months. draper：Can I run a few ideas past you? (能跟你说说我的想法吗?)女人：Does that mean what I think it means?(你要说的和我想的是一样的吗?) because I‟m familiar with most of your ideas.draper：I‟m having a situation with my cigarette account.(我那个香烟的企划案遇上了点麻烦)女人：Wow, you really are here to talk.(你还真是来找我倒苦水的)draper：The Trade Commission is cracking down on all of our health claims.(贸易委员会驳回了所有的健康证明)女人：I get Reader‟s Digest.This is the same scare you had five years ago.(五年前你也碰到过这种情况)You dealt with it.(你处理得很好)I know I slept a lot better knowing doctors smoke.draper：well, that‟s just it. The whole “safer cigarette‟ thing is over.(香烟无害论泡汤了)No more doctors, no more testimonials,(不再需要医生，不再需要健康证明) no more cough-free(不用再说他可以保护你的T型区), soothes your T-zone(而且不会引起咳嗽)low-tar, low-nicotine, filter tip.(低焦油，地低尼古丁，过滤嘴) nothing(什么都没有了)all I have is a crush-proof box.(只剩下一个空香烟盒)and “four out of five dead people smoke your brand”(和“百分之八十的人死于吸食此烟”)女人：is this the part where I say, “Don Draper is the greatest ad man ever, and his big, strong brain will find a way to lead the sheep to the slaughterhouse.” (把羊送入屠宰场)draper：I don‟t want to go to school tomorrow.女人：You gonna pitch to me or not? (你是在跟我撒娇吗？)draper：Midge, I‟m serious. I have nothing. I am over. (我什么都想不出，我江郎才尽了)And finally they‟re gonna know it. Next time you see me, there will be a bunch of young executives picking meat off my ribs.(你会看到一群年轻的策划人在撕扯我肋骨上的肉)That‟s a pretty picture. (好一番景象啊)What‟s your secret? (你心里是怎么想的)女人：nine different ways to say…”I love you, grandma”__(好吧，脱衣服，接吻···) Scene3draper：we should get married.女人：you think I‟d make a good ex-wife?(你是不是觉得我做前妻还挺不错的) draper：I‟m serious. You have your own business. (你事业有成)You don‟t mind when I c ome over. (也不介意我什么时候过来)What size Cadillac do you take? (你想要哪款凯迪拉克)女人：you know the rules. I don‟t make plans, and I don‟t make breakfast. (你知道我的，不对未来做长远打算，也不做早饭)draper：Sterling is having the tobacco people in nine hours, and I have nothing.女人：people love smoking. There is nothing you, the Trade Commission, or Reader‟s Digest can do to change that.draper：there is this kid who comes by my office every day, looks where he is gonna put his plants.女人：is he handsome?Scene4:23, UH，not rhgt away, pal, could you take the long way up?I am really enjoying the view here ,You going to Campbell`s bachelor party?Yeah, I want to be there before they tie an anchor around his neck andDrag him out to sea.I hear she`s nice girl. Eh, who wants that?.What did you do that for? She`ll probably be assigned to one of usThen she`ll know what she`s in for .besides, you got to let them knowWhat kind of guy you are.Then they`ll know what kind of girl to be .i have a feeling we won`t be going to your bachelor party soon.Yeah, well, compared to Campbell, i`m a boy scoutExcuse me , is he expecting you ? he`s not expecting anything.Oh, honey, don`t worry, i`ll get home safely ,I have an important appointment right now , so why don`t you go shopping or something?Take your mother to lunch, tell her it was my idea.Wow, he`s good, it`s just a bachelor party ,dear,No, I really don`t know what they have planned,But judging from the creative brain power around here,We`ll probably end up seeing my fair lady.i`ll tell you whatI`ll drop by your place on my way home , your mother can check underMy fingernails, of course I love you , i`m giving up my life to be with you , aren`t i? what a great gal.tell ya ,boys, she stole my heart.And her old Mr draper`s loaded.Now, this is the executive floor , it should be organized, but it`s notSo you`ll find account executives, and creative executives all mixed in together. Please don`t ask me the difference.great.hopefully,if you follow my lead, you can avoid some of the mistakes i`ve made here.Hello, joan, like that one , so how Mr drapery trains did it take you ?Only one, but I got up very early .In acouple of yuears with the right moves,you`ll be in the city, with the rest of us.Of course ,if you really make the right moves,you`ll be out in the countryAnd you won`t be going to work at all,you`ll be here just across theAisle from me .We`ll both take care of mr draper for the time being.I don`t know what your goals are , but don`t overdo with the perfumeKeep a fifth or something in your desk ,Mr, draper drinks rye. also, invest in some aspirin, band-aids.And a needle and thread,Rye is Canadian , right?You better find it out, he may act like he wants a secretary.But most of the time , they`re looking for something between a mother andA Waitress, and the rest of time ,well….go home, take a paper bag.And cut some eyeholes out of it, put it over your head, get undressedAnd look at yourself in the mirror, really evaluate where yourStrengths and weaknesses are , and be honest.I always try to be honestGood for you ,Now, try not to be overwhelmed by all this technologyIt looks complicated. But the men who designed it made it Simple enough for woman to use. I sure hope so ,At lunch , pick up a box of chocolates, a dozen carnations, andSome bath salts. I`ll explain later.Thank you ,miss Holloway, you`re really wonderful for lookingOut for me this way , it`s joan, and listen , don`t take this the wrongway , but a girl like you ,with those darling little ankles,I`d find a way to make`em sing, also men love scarves,good morningMr draper, oh and mr , sterling, how are you >? Morning, girlsYou look like a hundred bucks, long night? It`s not this tobacco thingIs it? It`s been on my mind. Yeah, well, I should hope so ,Lee garner, his father, the whole lucky strike family will be here at 4You worried?, noIf I was worried, i`d ask you what you`ve gotBut i`m not , so i`m just going to assume you`ve got something.Which means you should be worried. So you came here becauseYou wanted to watch me get dressed?No , iwanted to make sure you were here,In body, give me about a half hour for the rest of it.How do I put this? Have we ever hired any jews?Not on my watch that`s very funny, it`s not what I meant,We`ve got an Italian, salvator, my director.That won`t work, sorryMost of the jewish guys work for the jewish firmsYeah, I know , selling Jewish products to jewish people.That`s very goodIt`s just that our 11.00 is with menken`s department store,And I wish we had someone to make them feel,,, comfortable.You want me to run down to the deli and grab somebody?You missed a buttonLook at you, gidget. still trying to fill out that bikini?Summer`s coming ,without the medical claims, all we have is A White box with a red spot on it, my neighbor posed for that.Believe me , he always looks very relaxed, of course ,he doesn`t smoke. Had him hold a pencil.if I know these guys, you`re better off with a little sex appeal , can you give me a woman in a bathing suit. put her next to your guy?A sexy girl? I can do that.give you a chance to get a real model.Ho ,I love my work , speaking of sexy girls, are you going to pete`s bachelor party? I`m not really big on those things.tell me about it, it`s so embarrassing If a girl`s gonna shake it in my face , I want to be alone so I can do something.Should we drink before the meeting or after? Or both?So ,,, that`s it, hah? Relax? Don`t be short with me ,You`re the writer, I thought it was worth a try.Greta guttman is here to see you.sent her inOh great, now we get to hear from our man in researchMr draper, Mr romano. You both seemed more relaxed than I expected, Do you have some kind of surprise for the tobacco people?i`m doing my own research ,Mr draper ;if you`re planning to continue with medical testimony. You`ll only be inviting further government interference. We must police ourselves,there`s your sloganthe medical thing is dead, we understand that,yes , dead, an apt choice of words, considering the public Is convinced that cigarettes are poisonous, if we can`t insist that they`re not, I believe my most recent surveys have provided a solution ,we can still suggest that cigarettes are part of American life, or too good to give up, or most appealing, an assertion of independence,so , basically, if you love danger, you`ll love smoking,we can put a skull and crossbones on the label, I love itbefore the war, when I studied with adler in vienna, We postulated that, what freud called the death wish is as Powerful a drive, as those for sexual reproduction and physical sustenancefreud, you said? What agency is he with?So we`re supposed to believe that people are all living one way and secretly thinking the exact opposite? that`s ridiculous.let me tell you something , miss guttman.doctordr, guttman. Psychology might be great at cocktail parties, but it so happens that people were buying cicarettes, before freud was born. the issue here Isn`t why should people smoke, it`s why should people smoke lucky strike. suggesting that our customers have a…what did you call it? A death wish? I just don`t see that on billboard,so what if digest says they`re dangerous? They also said bambi was the book of the century. there is no proof ,there`s conclusive proof, that none of these low-tar, low-nicotine, or filtration systems, have any effect on the incidences of lung cancer.Just give me the damn report.I think you‟ll find it very convincing.I am sure I will. You are the one who found all of our medical testimonials in the first place.That is true, mr draper, but I…Has anyone seen this?Of course not. It is your account.Good.I don‟t wanna hear about it any more.I am sorry. I just find your whole approach perverse.Good luck at the meeting. I am sure it will be a quick one.Sal, I will take that drink now.Mr. draper. Excuse me. Mr. draper. I am sorry to wake you, but mr. campell is outside.He doesn‟t know I am sleeping in here, does he?No, sir.That‟s good. Who are you?I am peggy olsen, the new girl.Can you go out there and entertain him?I know it is my first day. And I don‟t wanna seem uncooperative. But do I have to? See your point.I brought you some aspirin.Send him in.You look like a hundred bucks. Ready to go sweet-talk to some retail jews?You are tough to take first thing in the morning, pete.I‟ve never had any complaints. Speaking of which, who …s your little friend here? She …s the new girl. You always get the new girl. Management gets all the perks.Where are you from, honey?Miss deaver‟s secretarial school.Top notch. But I meant where are you from? Are you amish or something?No, I am from Brooklyn.Well, you are in the city now. it wouldn‟t be a sin for us to see your legs. And if you pull your waist in, you might look a little bit like a woman.It that all, mr. draper?Hey, I am not done here. I am working my way up.That will be all. Peggy, right?Yes. Oh, and it is time for your 11:00 meeting.Oh, and sorry about mr. Campbell here. He left his manners back at the fraternity house.She‟s a little young for you, draper.The future mrs. Campbell is a very lucky woman. When is the wedding again? Sunday. Did ken tell you about the bachelor party tonight?He sure did.So do I get the first track at her? Word is she took down more sailors than the Arizona. How old are you, pete?I just turned 26.I bet the whole world looks like one great big brassiere strap, just waiting to besnapped, huh?You are good with words, draper.Campbell, we‟re both men here. So I am gonna be direct.Christ, are you already sleeping with her?Advertising is a very small world. And when you do something like malign the reputation of a girl from the steno pool on her first day, you make it smaller.Keep it up, and even if you do get my job, you‟ll never run this place. You‟ll die in that corner office, a mid-level executive with a little bit of hair, who women go home with out of pity. Wanna know why? Cause no one will like you.Oh, here are our miracle workers now. you know pete Campbell, of course. Your account executive if you choose to do business with us. And this handsome fellow is don draper, the best creative director in new York.Well, at least the building. Pleasure to meet you.Oops, sorry about that.I am Rachel menken,Oh ,sorry. I was expecting…You were expecting me to be a man. My father was, too.And you are?Why, don, you remember david cohen from the art department.Of course, david. One of those rising stars here at sterling cooper.Well, why don‟t we make ourselves comfortable? And miss menken, you can tell us what you have in mind.Wonderful.That‟s very subtle.Isn‟t that your shirt?Had to go all the way to the mailroom. But I found one.So you must be peggy olsen. Joan Holloway sent you over. Great girl. How was joan? She sends her regards.She‟s a lot fun. Must be scream to work with her.Yes, it‟s pretty terrific.Try to make yourself comfortable.relax.I see from your chart, and your finger. That you are not married.That‟s right.And yet you are interested in the contraceptive pills.Well, I was..No reason to be nervous. Joan sent you maybe cause I am not here to judge you.There is nothing wrong with a woman being practical about the possibility of sexual activity. Spread your knees.That‟s good to hear.Although as a doctor. I …d like to think that putting a woman in this situation is notgoona turn her into some kind of strumpet. Slide your fanny towards me. I am not gonna bite. I‟ll warn you now, I will take you off this medicine if you abuse it. It‟s for your own good, really. But the fact is, even in our modern times, easy women don‟t find husbands.I understand, dr. emerson. I really am a very responsible person.Well, I am sure you‟re not that kind of girl. Now , joan…I am just kidding along here.You can get dressed. I am gonna write you a prescription for enovid. They‟re $11 a month. but don‟t think that you have to go out and become the town pump just to get your money‟s worth. Excuse my French.So what don is saying is that through a variety of media, including a spot during the danny Thomas show, if you can afford it, we could really boost awareness. Then, a 10% off coupon in select ladies‟magazines will increase your first time visitors. Once we get them into the store, the rest is kind of up to you.Mr. draper. Our store is 60 years old. We share a wall with tiffay‟s. honestly, a coupon?Miss menken, coupons work. I think your father would agree with the strategy.He might, but he‟s not here because we just had our lowest sales year ever. So I suppose what I think matters most right now. miss menken, why did you come here? There are dozen other agencies better suited to your needs.If I wanted some men who happened to be from the same village as my father to manage my account, I would have stayed where I was. Their research favors coupons, too.It‟s not just research, miss menken. Housewives love coupons.I am not interested in housewives.What kind of people do you want?I want your kind of people, mr. draper. People who don‟t care about coupons.Whether or not they can afford it, people who are coming to the store because it is expensive.We obviously have very different ideas.Yes, like the customer is always right? Gentlemen, I really thought you could do better than this. Sterling cooper has a reputation for being innovative.Miss, you are way out of line.Don, please. Let‟s not get emotional here. There is no reason we can‟t talk this out. Talk out what? This silly idea? That people are gonna come to some store they‟ve never been to because it‟s more expensive?It works for chanel.Menkens is not chanel.That‟s a vote of confidence?What don‟s saying is, chanel is a very different kind of place. It is French, it‟s continental, it‟s…Not just another jewish department store?Exactly.You were right, roger. This place really runs on charm.This is ridiculous.Don.I am not gonna let a woman talk to me like this. This meeting is over. Good luck, missmenken.Hey don. I don‟t blame you. She was way out of line. Heading money and education doesn‟t take the rude head off people.Roger‟s not gonna happy, so I guess that‟s good for you.I am not gonna pretend I don‟t want your job, but you were right. I am not great withpeople, and you are. I mean, not counting that meeting we were just in. so I am kind of counting on you to help me out. There‟s plenty of room at the top. Look, I am sorry I was so hard on you before. It is just this damn tobacco thing.You‟ll think of something. A man like you, I …d follow into combat blindfolded. And I wouldn‟t be the first. Am right, buddy?Let‟s take it a little slower. I don‟t wanna wake up pregnant.Fuck you.Dr. emerson‟s a dream, isn‟t he?He seemed nice.He has a place in south Hampton. I am not saying that I‟ve seen it, but it‟s beautiful.Now don‟t be nervous. But this is the nerve center of the office. You and your boss rely on the willing and cheethe cooperation of a few skilled employees.Never snap, yell, or be sarcastic with them. And above all, always be a supplicant. I know you girls are busy, but we‟ve got a new one. Peggy, this is marge, Nanette, and ivy. I brought you some things. I guess a sort of getting to know your gift.Well, aren‟t you a sweetheart. If I know joan, the candy‟s for me. Joan, you‟re not fair.You know she has to lose 8 pounds by the Christmas party.I think you look great.Yeah, because I am sitting down.You can come and visit any time you want, honey. Who does she work for?Don draper.They got rid of Eleanor?She moved on. Draper was n‟t interested.Well, she couldn‟t get a call through.Rude little thing.We see that you‟ve got your hands full. Don‟t want to be a bother.Nice meeting you.Hey, you have great legs. I bet you mr. draper would like them if he could see them. Sterling cooper. How may I direct your call?Scene4Father: I just don‟t know what we have to do to make these government‟s antilogs happy.(才能让自相矛盾的政府高兴)They tell us to make a safer cigarette, we do it. And then suddenly that‟s not good enough. (突然间又说不够好)Son: might as well be living in Russia.Father: damn straight. (一语中的)You know, this morning I got a call from my competitors at Brown & Williamson, (布朗威廉森母公司) and they‟re getting sued by the Federal government.(被联邦政府起诉)Because of the health claims they made.经理：Yeah, we‟re aware of that, Mr. Garner, but y ou have to realize that through the manipulation of the mass media, the public is under the impression that your cigarettes are linked to …certain fatal diseases.(大众媒体的操控使得公众脑海中有种印象,认为你的香烟跟一些致命疾病有关联)Father: manipulation of the media? Hell, that‟s what I p ay you for. Our product is fine.I smoke myself.Son: my granddad smoked. He died at 95 years old. He was hit by a truck.经理：I understand. But our hands are tied. (我明白，但我们束手无策) We are no longer allowed to advertise that Lucky Strikes are safe.Father: so what the hell are we gonna to do? We‟ve already funded our own tobacco research center to put this whole rumor to rest. (平息这些谣言)经理: and that‟s a very good start. But it may not affect the sales.Don, I think maybe that‟s your cue. (唐，我想改到你力挽狂澜的时候了) Dan: well, I have been, uh…thinking quite a bit about this,and I mean, you know I‟m a Lucky Strike man from way back, so… (老早就开始抽这个牌子)I might have a solution. At sterling cooper, we‟ve been pioneering at the burgeoningfield research. And our analysis shows that the health risks associated with your product is not the end of the world. People get in their cars every day to go to work, and some of them die. Cars are dangerous. There is nothing you can do about it. You still have to get where you‟re going. Cigarettes are exactly the same. So why don‟t we simply say, so what if cigarettes are dangerous, you are a man, the world is dangerous. Smoke your cigarette, you still have to get where you‟re going.That‟s very interesting. I mean, if cigarettes were dangerous, It would be interesting. Except they aren‟t. that‟s your slogan? You‟re going to die anyway, die with us? Actually, it‟s a fairly well-established psychological principle that society has a death wish. And if we could just tap into that, the market potential is…What the hell are you talking about? Are you insane? I am not selling rifles here. I am in the tobacco business. We‟re selling America. The Indians gave it to us, for shit‟s sake.Come on, dad. Let‟s get out of here. The bright spot is at least we know if we have this problem, everybody has this problem.Gentlemen, before you leave, can I just say something?I don‟t know, don. Can you?The federal trade commission and reader‟s digest have done you a favor. They‟ve letyou know that any ad that brings up the concept of cigarettes and health together…well, it‟s just gonna make people think of cancer.Yes, and we‟re grateful to them.But what lee junior said it right. You can‟t make those health claims, neither can your competitors.So we‟ve got a lot of people not saying anything that selling cigarettes.Not exactly. This is the greatest advertising opportunity since the invention of serial.We have six identical companies making six identical products. We can say anything we want. How do you make your cigarettes?I don‟t know.Shame on you. We breed insect-repellent tobacco seeds, plant them in the north Carolina sunshine, grow it, cut it, cure it ,toast it…There you go.But everybody else‟s tobacco is toasted.No, everybody else‟s tobacco is poisonous. Lucky strikes is toasted.Well, gentlemen, I don‟t think I have to tell you what you just witnessed here.I think you do.Advertising is based on one thing- happiness. And you know what happiness is?Happiness is the smell of a new car, is freedom from fear, it‟s the billboard on the side of the road that screaming and really insurance of that whatever you‟re doing…it‟s ok. You‟re okay.It‟s toasted. I get it.You had me worried. I don‟t know if you were drunk or not drunk. But that was inspired.For the record, I pulled it out of thin air. So thank you, up there.You‟re looking in the wrong direction. So now that I have got you in the afterglow here, what do you say you reconsider this presidential campaign?I don‟t know, bunting and babies? That‟s hard work. I don‟t want to make hash of it. Modesty, that‟s adorable. Consider the product. He‟s young, handsome, navy hero.Honestly, it shouldn‟t be too difficult to convince American dick Nixon is a winner.Dr. draper, you‟ve got visitors.Could you be a little more specific, honey?We heard you saved the day?Oh, thank you, boys. I appreciate it.I told them how amazing you were. I am still tingling.Well, It looks like you are all going to engage in a little mid-level comradery. So I‟ll be on my way. Don, thanks again for the home run.I‟d love to come through.Speaking of which, any chance you could patch things up with Rachel menken? Any way you can be as charming as I said you were?Haven‟t you had enough of my magic for one day?She‟s worth $3 million.You‟re a whore.Peggy, could she get us a little more ice?Yes, mr. draper?Just a minute. Gentlemen, I think this party is gonna have to move elsewhere.Move wherever you want, but it‟s 5:15. The bachelor party‟s underway.I don‟t know.Come on ,don. All hands on deck.Aren‟t you gonna help give pete his big sendoff?Maybe next time.Come on, guys. Don will join us later, right, don?If greta‟s research was any good, I would have used it.What are you talking about?I am saying I had a report just like that. And it sounds like there‟s some magic machine that makes identical copies of things.I still think she was right.Have a great night, pete. Congratulations.I heard you were amazing in the meeting.Fear stimulates my imagination.I just want to thank you for a great first day. And for, you know, standing up for me with mr. Campbell.First of all, peggy, I am your boss, not your boyfriend. Second of all, you ever let pete Campbell go through my trash again, you won‟t be able to find a job selling sandwiches in pan station.He said he left his fountain pen in here. I didn‟t knowl. I hope you do n‟t think I am that kind of girl.Of course not. Go home, put your curls in. we‟ll get a fresh start tomorrow. Oh, and peggy, I need to place a call.I want to see you here every 15 minutes, whether you have drinks or not.Uh, every five minutes.Let’s live here.Better do more than look tonight.Do you have a girlfriend, salvatore?Come on, i am italian.Is there some kind of party here?How did you swing it?The work at the automat.He pressed a button, and they came out.I hope we’re not interrupting anything.Definitely not.Well, i have the best seat. What are we drinking?More of whatever’s making you the way you are.I love this place. It’s hot, loud, and filled with men.I know what you mean.Oh my god. I can already feel it.I have a feeling you like this all the time.I like to laugh.Is that right?Now, you stop that.You said you like to laugh.I mean it.It’s...it’s tootoo delicious.Hey, i said stop it. What do you think you’re doing?You know exactly.Um,you know what, girls? I think we should go.Oh, come on.You’re hurting me.I’ll be good.Buy the girls whatever they want.So, uh. What do you fellas do?You are looking at the finest ad men in new york. Hell, the world.For the lady, a special mai tai and one whiskey neat.So, you’re going to ply me with drinks and convince me what a terrible mistake i am making.That’s quite a drink.You got in trouble, didn’t you?I shouldn’t have lost my temper, and i certainly shouldn’t have treated you like anything less than a client.Apology accepted.So you understand.Now i do.It was uh, refreshing, really. I mean, actually hearing all the things i always assumed people is thinking.Well, i am not really as bad as all that. I was under a lot of pressure. Another account. Doesn’t really matter.No, it doesn’t.So, without making things worse, can i ask you a personal question?Don’t you wat to get a second drink for me first?Why aren’t you married?Are you asking what’s wrong with me?It’s just that you’re a beautiful, educated woman. Don’t you think that getting。
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101 Sex and the city aired"Once upon a time an English journal-ist came to New York.Elizabeth was attractive and bright, and right away she hooked up with one of the city's eligible bachelors.The question remains, is this a compa-ny we want to own?Tim was 42.A well-liked and respected banker, who made about two million a year.They met one evening, in typical New York fashion, at a gallery opening.Like it?Yes, actually I think it's quite interest-ing. What?I feel like I know you.Oh, doubtful.I just moved here from London.Really?That's my favorite city.It is?Absolutely.It was love at first sight.You know, I think perhapsI have met you somewhere before.For two weeks they snuggled... went to romantic restaurants... had wonderful sex... and shared the most intimate se-crets.One day, he took her to a house he saw in the New York Times.How about if we start at the top?There are four bedrooms upstairs.Do you have any children?Not yet.That day Tim popped the question.Would you like to meet my folks Tues-day night?I'd love to.On Tuesday he called with some bad news.My mother's not feeling very well.Oh, gosh, I'm sorry.Can we take a rain check?Of course.Tell your mumI hope she feels better.When she hadn't heard from him for two weeks, she called.Tim, it's Elizabeth.That's an awfully long rain check.He said he was up to his ears and that he'd call the next day.He never did call... Bastard.She told me one day over coffee.I don't understand. in England, look-ing at houses together would have meant something.I realized no one had told herabout the end of love in Manhattan.Welcome to the ''age of un-innocence''.No one has ''breakfast at Tiffany's'', and no one has ''affairs to remember''.instead, we have breakfast at 7:00am and affairs we try to forget as quickly as possible.Self-protection and closing the deal are paramount.Cupid has flown the co-op.How did we get into this mess?There are thousands of women like this in the city.We all know them and we all agree they're great.They travel, they pay taxes, they'll spend $400 on a pair of Manolo Blah-nik strappy sandals, and they're alone. It's like the riddle of the Sphinx.Why are there so many great unmar-ried women and no great unmarried men?I explore these issues in my column and I have terrific sources: my friends.When you're in your 20s, women con-trol the relationships.By the time you're in your 30s, you're being devoured by women.Suddenly the guys are holding all the chips.I call it ''the mid-thirties power flip''.It's all about age and biology.If you want to get married, it's to have kids, right?If you do it with someone older than 35, you have to have kids right away.And that's about it.These women should forget about marriage... and have a good time.I have a friend who'd always gone out-with extremely sexy guys and just had a good time.One day she woke up and she was 41 .She couldn't get any more dates.She had a breakdown, couldn't hold on to her job, and moved back to Wis-consin to live with her mother.Trust me, this is not a story that makes men feel bad.Most men are threatened by successful women.If you wanna get these guys, you have to keep your mouth shut and play by the rules.I totally believe that love conquers all.Sometimes you just have to give it a little space.That's what's missing in Manhat-tan———the space for romance.The problem is expectations———older women won't accept what's available.By your mid thirties, you think why should I settle?You know?The older we get, the more we keep self-selecting down to a smaller group.What women really want is Alec Bald-win.There's not one woman in New York who hasn't turned down ten wonder-ful guys because they were too short,or too fat, or too poor.I've been out with short, fat and poor guys. It makes no difference.They are just as self-centered as the good-looking ones.Why don't these women marry a fat guy?Why don't they just marry a big fat tub of lard?Happy birthdayDear MirandaHappy birthday to youAnother thirty-something birthday with a group of unmarried female friends.We would all have preferred a cele-bratory conference call.You were saying?If you're a successful woman in this city, you can either struggle to find a relationship or just go out and have sex like a man.you mean with dildos?No. I mean without feeling.Samantha was a New York inspiration,a public relations executive.She routinely slept with good-looking guys in their 20s.You know that guy that I was dating?What was his name?Drew.The sex god.Afterwards, I felt nothing.It was like, ''Gotta go, catch you later.''And I completely forgot about him af-ter that.That's because he didn't call you.Sweetheart, it's the first time in the his-tory of Manhattan that women have had as much power as men, plus the e-qual luxury of treating men like sex objects.Yeah, except men in this city don't want to be in a relationship with you, but if you only want them for sex they don't like it.Suddenly they can't perform.That's when you dump them.Come on, ladies, are we really that cynical?What about romance?Who needs it?It's like that guy, Jeremiah, the poet.The sex was incredible, but then he wanted to read me his poetry and go out to dinner and chat, and I'm like, ''Let's not even go there.''What are you saying? Are you saying you're just gonna give up on love?That's sick!Look, if the right guy comes along, this whole thing's right out the window.That's right!The right guy is an illusion.Start living your life!So you think it's possible to pull off this whole women having sex like men thing.You're forgetting The Last Seduction.You're obsessed with that movie.OK! Linda Florentine fucking that guy up against the chain-link fence.And never having one of those''God, what have I done?'' epiphanies.I hated that movie.Was it true? Were women in New York giving up on love and throttling up on power?What a tempting thought.I think the only place where one can still find love and romance in New York is the gay community. Straight love has become closeted.Stanford Blatch was a close friend.He owned a talent agency who was down to a single client.Are you telling me that you're in love?How could I possibly sustain a rela-tionship?Derek takes up like 1000% of my time.Don't you think that's a bit obsessive?Carrie, I'm a passionate person.His career is all I care about.When that's under control, then I canconcentrate on my personal life.Stanford, he's an underwear model.With a billboard in Times Square!Oh, my God, don't turn around.The loathe of your life is at the bar.It was Kurt Harrington.A mistake I made when I was 26...and 29...and 31 .Carrie, don't even go there.What do you think, I'm a masochist?The man is scum.Good. I don't have the patience to comfort you a fourth time.Relax. I don't have any feelings left.Thank god.Excuse me, I have to visit the ladies' room.It was true, I no longer felt a thing for Kurt.After all these years, I finally saw him for what he was - a self-centered with-holding creep, who was still the best sex I ever had in my life.However, I did have a little experi-ment in mind.Wow, What are you doing here?Hey, babe.God, you look gorgeous.Thanks.So, how's life?Not bad, can't complain. You?You know just writing the column, the usual.So, you seeing anyone special?Not really. You?Oh, just a couple of guys.But you look good though.So do you.So... What are you doing later?I thought you weren't talking to me for the rest of your life?Who said anything about talking?What do you say, my place, three o'clock?Alright. See you there.Are you out of your mind?What do you think you're doing?Calm down, it's research.Oh, God! Oh, Kurt!Kurt was just like I remembered.Better.Because there would be none of that messy emotional attachment.Alright.My turn.Oh, sorry. I have to go back to work.What are you kidding? you serious?Oh, yeah completely.But I'll give you a call.Maybe we can do it again some time?As I began to get dressed, I realized that I'd done it.I'd just had sex like a man.I left feeling powerful, potent, and in-credibly alive.I felt like I owned the city - nothing and no one could get in my way.Number one - he's very handsome.Number two - he's not wearing a wed-ding ring.Number three - he knows I carry a per-sonal supply of ultra textured Trojanswith the reservoir tip.Thanks a lot.any time.Later that night, Skipper Johnston met me for coffee and confessed a shocking intimate secret. Thank you.Do you know That it has been a year?Really? I don't understand that, you're such a nice guy.That's the problem.I'm too nice, you know?I'm a romantic.I just have so much feeling.Are you sure you're not gay?No!I'm sensitive and I don't objectify women.You know, most guys when they meet a girl, the first thing that they see is... you know.Pussy?Oh, God!I hate that word.Don't you have any friends that you can hook me up with?No, they're too old for you.I like older women.Maybe.Maybe My friend Miranda.When?Tomorrow night. We're all going downtown to this club, Chaos.Great.Don't tell her I'm nice.Miranda was gonna hate Skipper.She'd think he was mocking her with his sweet nature and decide he was an asshole.The way she had decided all men were assholes.Hello?Hey, Carrie, it's Charlotte.Hey, sweetie.I can't meet you for dinner tomorrow, because I have an amazing date.With who?Capote Duncan, a big shot in the pub-lishing world.Do you know him?He was one of the city's most un-get-table bachelors.Wait, wait. Don't answer that question, because I don't care.And I'm not buying into any of that women having sex like men crap.I didn't tell her about my afternoon of cheap sex and how good it felt.Alright. Listen, have a good time, and promise to tell me everything.If you're lucky. Bye.Alright, bye.Friday night at Chaos.It was just like that bar in Cheers where ''everybody knows your name''.Except here they were likely to forget It five minutes later.Still, it was the crème de la crème of New York, whipped into a frenzy.Sometimes you got a soufflé, some-times cottage cheese.It is like a model bomb exploded in this room tonight.Is there a woman here aside from me that weighs more than a 100 pounds?I know, it's like under-eaters anony-mous.That's funny, Skippy.Skipper.I have this theory that men secretly hate pretty girls because they feel that they're the ones who rejected them in high school.But if you're not in the beauty Olympics, you can still be a very inter-esting person.Are you saying that I'm not pretty?No, Of course you are.So ipso facto, I can't be interesting?Women fall into one of two categories,beautiful and boring, or homely and interesting? is that it, Skippy?No, that's not what I meant.Excuse me, is this your hand on my knee?No.Let's keep them where I can see them.I guess you must find me beautiful.Or interesting.I was about to rescue Skipper from a hopeless situation, when suddenly...Lucky me, twice in one week.You may Not be getting that lucky.I was pissed off the way you left.You were?Yeah. Then I thought how great!You finally understand that we can have sex without commitment.Yeah, right. Sure, I guess.So whenever I feel like it, I'll give you a call.Yeah, whenever you feel like it.I mean, if I'm alone, I'm all yours.Alright.I like this new you.Call me.Yup.I didn't understand, did men secretly want promiscuous and emotionally detached women?And if I was really having sex like a man, why didn't I feel more in control?You see that guy?He's the next Donald Trump, except he's younger and much better looking.Hi.Do you know him?No, I've never seen him in my life.He usually dates models, but, hey, I'm as good looking as a model, plus I own my own business. Samantha had the kind of deluded self-confidence that caused men like Ross Perot to run for President.And it usually got her what she want-ed.Well, if you're not gonna hit on him, I will.And there she went, off to take her best shot with Mr. Big.Meanwhile, Charlotte York was pass-ing the most splendid evening with Capote Duncan.Want to go back to my place and see the Ross Bleckner?I'd love to, but it's really getting late.No problem.What year was it painted again?89.Charlotte was playing hard to get, butshe didn't want to end it too abruptly.Well... Maybe just for a minute.This could easily go for a hundredgrand. Ross is so hot right now.It's beautiful.No, you're beautiful.Thank you...for tonight.I had a wonderful time.Well, it was my pleasure.I have to get up really early tomorrow.I'll get you a cab.Charlotte thought she'd played the en-tire evening flawlessly.So, what are you doing next Saturday?I'm having dinner with you.Hey, hey, you're going to the West Side, right?Right, West Fourth and Bank please.Scoot over, will you?Two stops, Fourth and Bank and west Broadway and Broome.You're going to Chaos?Oh, yeah.Why?I understand where you're coming from and I totally respect it.But I really need to have sex tonight.Back at Chaos, things were swinging into high gear and Samantha was putting the moves on Mr. Big. I've been smoking cigars for years, when they were terminally uncool.I've got a source that sends me Hon-durans. Do you want to try one?No, thank you.You can't find them anywhere.Cohabits - that's all I smoke.Look, I do the PR for this club and I have a key to the private room down-stairs.Really?You want a private tour?No thanks, but maybe another time.Meanwhile, Skipper was hopelessly smitten with Miranda Hobbes.Where are we going now?Listen, Skippy, you know, you really are a nice sweet guy, but...Oh, I understand.Goodnight.Miranda said she thought he was too nice, but she was willing to overlook one flaw.And Capote Duncan found his fix for the night.Where is it?I wanna see the Ross Bleckner.Later.Later.Oh, listen.I gotta get up really early, so you can't stay over.Cool?sure, I have to get up early, too.Taxi! Taxi!And so another Friday night in Man-hattan crept towards dawn.Taxi!And just when I thought I would have to do the unspeakable - walk home...Well, get in for Chris sakes.Where Can I drop you?And Street, Third Avenue.You got That, Al?Yes, sir.So what have you been doing lately?You mean besides going out every night?Yeah, I mean what do you do for work?Well, this is my work.I'm sort of a sexual anthropologist.You mean like a hooker?No. I write a column called Sex And The City.I'm researching an article about wom-en who have sex like men. They have sex and afterwards they feel nothing.But you're not like that.Well, aren't you?Not a drop. Not even half a drop.Wow. What's wrong with you?I get it.You've never been in love.Oh, yeah?Yeah.Suddenly I felt the wind knocked out of me.I wanted to crawl under the covers and go right to sleep. Thanks for The ride.Any time.Wait.Have you ever been in love?Abso-fucking-lutely.。