四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)
梁山伯与祝英台 英语情景短剧------
你们两个在干什么? 英台，你竟然背叛我， I will kill you!!!
你伤害了我，还 一笑而过
文才，快拿出 你的葵花宝典
神马葵花宝典，我只 有新华字典！
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在我这只要15元，欲购 从速，童叟无欺
Oh, darling, you must kill me?
Sure !!! Now ， I hate you as I love you before!
但 当 时 的 我 们 是 多 么 相 亲 相 爱
I don’t want be killed
Please don’t kill me
So….
原来梁山伯与祝英台的爱情 是这样的。。。
End..
本故事纯属恶搞，如有雷 同，纯属巧合
希望大家多投我们一票
One day .I will kill you
In NEW YORK
Shanbo Liang has been to the Fivth Ave in New York
哇！帅哥，Could you please give me your QQ number?
姑娘真是 天生丽质！ 公子不也是风 流倜傥吗?
英语情景短剧-----新梁祝外传
参演人员： 冯丹：旁白 米琨：梁山伯 王宏宇：祝英台 友情客串-冉宜骏：马文才 友情客串-宋雅萍：老师
•本故事纯属虚构，如有 语法错误，纯属搞笑成分
PPT制作---税志君 王宏宇
I have a dream
This is BBC..
Columbia University
花 开 须 折 直 须 折 ， 莫 待 无 花 空 折 枝 。
劝 君 莫 惜 金 缕 衣 ， 劝 君 珍 惜 少Байду номын сангаас年 时 。
有关现代版梁山伯与祝英台的英语短剧本_1
有关现代版梁山伯与祝英台的英语短剧本篇一：梁山伯与祝英台英语话剧剧本zhuyingtai:Ihavelikedliangshanboforalongtime.Today,Ideterminetoshowm yfeelingstohim.but,Ineedtoaskthemagicmirror.zhuyingtai:magicmirror,canIaskyouaquestion.magicmirror:yingtai,Iamamagicmirror,Iwillhelpyou.zhuyingtai:whoisthemostbeautifulgirlsintheworld?magicmirror:oh，baby,thatIsyou!zhuyingtai:en``en``Ideterminetoshowmylovetoliangshanbo. magicmirror:It'sfunny,yingtaia,Totellhimyourlove.bravely. zhuyingtai:butIhavealwaysbeendressedasaboy,hedidn'tknowI'magirl.magi cmirror:oh,mybaby,Ithinkheisfallinginlovewithyou,Youarelovely,beautiful ,smart,Youarethebestgirlintheworld.zhuyingtai:en,Thankyouforgivingmethecouragetome,Iwillsucceed. zhuyingtai:a,shangbo.Liangshanbo:a,yingtai.zhuyingtai:Theclothesyouweartodayisveryhandsome.Liangshanbo:oh!Tha nks.Youlookcharming,too.zhuyingtai:oh!Really?Infact,I……havesomethingtotellyou.Liangshanbo:whatisit?Ifeelveryhonoredtocanhelpyou.zhuyingtai:un~It’salittledifficulttosay.Just…just…(shy!)Liangshanbo:Justwhat?zhuyingtai:Just…Iloveyou!!(determined).Liangshanbo:oh,mygod.Isittrue?zhuyingtai:en.Liangshanbo:Thankstogod,actually,I'vealwayslovedyou.zhuyingtai:shanb o.Liangshanbo:yingtyai```(等一会儿)，howdoyoualsolikeboy.zhuyingtai:oh,mygod,I'magirl,hadbeendressedasam an.Liangshanbo:what?oh,shit,Iliketheman,Iamagay.篇二：梁山伯与祝英台英文版话剧稿《梁山伯与祝英台》英文版话剧主角：梁山伯、祝英台、马文才配角：男、女考官、女主持人画外音：梁山伯梦想有朝一日成为ccTV的主持人，梁山伯是外语盲，但吃苦不忘学习，尤其擅长模仿马丁·路德金的演讲。
梁祝(搞笑版)2
梁祝（搞笑版）2第三幕地方：野外。
人物：梁山伯，祝英台画外音：祝英台跟着梁山伯一起进了私塾，一起聊天论地，喝酒划拳……哦，拿错旁白了，他们一起聊天论地，引吭高歌。
但是，所谓天恢恢，疏而别漏。
祝英台的父母和马公子历经千辛万苦终于将祝英台捉拿归案……这一日，祝英台和梁山伯在野外依依惜别。
（场外一顿群殴之声"你如何念的旁白""基本上什么乱七八糟的"……）梁山伯：祝兄，送君千里，终有一别，咱们就此只是吧……（低下头去）祝英台：梁兄，此时此刻，你竟然就没什么话要对我说吗？梁山伯：我……（欲言又止）没有……祝英台（难过地唱）：后来，我总算学会了怎么去爱，惋惜你早已远去消逝在人海；后来，终于在眼泪中知道，有些人，一旦错过就别在……（扭过脸去别愿再看）（梁山伯去劝祝英台，被英台一把甩开）梁山伯：英台，别难过了，你看，这只蝴蝶翅膀上写着字呢。
祝英台：你骗我。
（仍然别回头）梁山伯：我念给你听：我是一只小小鸟，爱你可把性命抛。
英语日语全别怕，台上台下都叫好。
祝英台：我……爱……英……台……（徐徐地转过头去看着梁山伯）梁山伯：你咨询我爱你有多深……月亮代表我的心（作者不记得中间的词了*#%￥……）祝英台（惊喜地）：梁兄，你这话可是当真？梁山伯（跪下说）：曾经有一份真挚的爱情放在我面前，我没有珍惜，等失去的时候我才懊悔莫及，人世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。
假如上天可以给我一具再来一次的机会，我会对你说：我爱你！假如要我给这三个字加上一具期限，我希翼是---------一万年！（这个地方一定要用方言说，这段台词差不多快被说烂了，假如别用方言的话，最终的效果将会……）祝英台：梁兄，你别要再说了（蔡依琳《说爱你》音乐声响起）（二人跟着音乐声边舞边唱，只唱一遍。
最后一句"这一刻，我终于勇敢说爱你"一定要两个人互相指着唱出来）（音乐声忽然停）祝英台：bye~梁山伯：赛又拿拉~（寻别到日文输入法，理解意思算是了*^_^*）（二人从两侧下场，灯光暗下，第三幕结束）第四幕地方：教堂内。
梁祝歪传PPT (英语搞笑话剧)
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The First scene
• 祝英台依依不舍 梁山伯挥泪惜别
机场十八里相送
Airport farቤተ መጻሕፍቲ ባይዱwell
The second scene • 英母喜爱马文才 英父痛批贪婪心
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美国 祝家
The Furthest Distance
in The World is not between life and death . But when I stand in front you , yet you do not known he is so
handsome.
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The third scene 马文才志疏学浅舍重金 英父母笑纳彩礼嫁爱女
3 billion dollars???
3 billion dollars !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
3 billion dollars????? ????
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The forth scene
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祝英台越洋提分手 梁山伯闻此怒结怨
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The fifth scene
梁山伯家中练口语 怒气生欲赴美行刺
The sixth scene 马文才一副空皮囊 梁山伯抱得美人归
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梁 祝 歪 传
The Distorted Story of the Butterfly Lovers
• 梁山伯和祝英台恋爱了， 这个 你懂的…… • But 英台为了美好的未来 将要去美国深造… • 不料马文才横刀夺爱... • A interesting story is beginning…...
• Shanbo and Yingtai are in love…… • But Yingtai will go to America for the future, just about 2 years…… • Unexpectedly,Ma Wencai emerges between two of them…… • So……
四人英语话剧（四人讨论）
四人英语话剧（四人讨论）第一篇：四人英语话剧(四人讨论)口语课上，口语老师要求大家一组为单位表演话剧。
于是，甲，乙，丙，丁，四人一组开始了关于话剧的讨论。
丁：啊呀！你们说我们英语课表演什么啊？Oh!What shall we perform in English lesson? 甲: 对啊对啊。
我们干什么啊？En, that’s a question!What shall we do? 丙：我随便，只要能演就行。
不难背就好。
It’s up to you ,I have no idea.Please not too hard to recite.乙：要找4个人演的，大概要什么类型的呢？Four persons...What’s type?丙：喜剧吧，轻松，幽默，又吸引人。
Comedy is better.It is funny, relaxed, and attractive.一起：是的是的。
I agr ee with you./I think so./that’s great./yes, that’s what I mean, then…丁：要不我们演童话吧，大家都听过，不长，也不会太难。
How about fairy tale? Everyone has heard this and it’s not difficult at all.甲：白雪公主，灰姑娘。
Snow White…Cinderella… 乙：人不够的Cause we do not have enough person!丁：**演白雪，**演毒皇后，**演王子。
Snow White….Evil Queen….Prince… 丙：那七个小矮人，屠夫呢？What about the Seven Dwarfs and butcher? 乙甲:是猎人，不是屠夫。
Hunter!Not butcher!丁：西游记吧？正好四个人。
I think we can choose the Journey to the West.Just fourpersons!It’s suitable…丙：恩，那还是中国的四大名著之一呢Yes, it is one of the China’s four great classics.甲：但，我们选哪一章呢？But, which chapter should we choose? 乙：当然是猪八戒背媳妇了，我演美女！Of course, The Zhu Bajie carries his wife.I play a beauty!音乐（Music~）起~~【音乐（music）：猪八戒背媳妇表演者（actor）：甲（Zhu Bajie）乙（Beauty）道具（prop）：红盖头（a red cloth）甲：（蒙头找人状）Beauty, Where are you? 乙：（一边笑傲一边躲）END】丙：停停停。
中英文双语话剧搞笑版梁祝中英台词
中英文双语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的新东方书院学习英语。
梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁·路德·金的演讲。
祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人。
最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。
在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。
Liang Shan-po and Chu Ying-tai as saying three years ago came with the newly established New Oriental School to learn English. Love love where she studied with the spoken language teacher spoken in the United States, in particular, are good at imitating Martin Luther King's speech. Lovers leave one dream, a dream that one day become a BBC moderator. Lovers end-to high TOEFL and GRE scores were admitted at Columbia University. Lovers left in the day,Lovers lingering farewell.第一场景祝英台依依不舍梁山伯挥泪惜别L: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！英台,我是如此地爱你,我会想你的Z: I love you, too! Don’t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.我也爱你,山伯.别担心,在这个狂乱的世界里,我只爱你一个人.我一回来就会嫁给你,等着我,就两年L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.我会飞越太平洋吻你Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me.我会在另一边吻你第二场景英母喜爱马文才英父痛批贪婪心英母darling darling。
英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)
英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)-CAL-FENGHAI.-(YICAI)-Company One1甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can getthe chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go ononce more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状) and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?丁:My name Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?三人同声:we are past,right?甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) WhatNobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?三人齐答:yes,we do!甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!。
四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)
Take Me to Your HeartAction（一）旁白：At the airport, Zhu Yingtai is going to study English in America,Liang Shanbo was seeing her off.（机场送别）梁: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.祝: I love you, too! Don’t worry.Shanbo. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side.(抱走，走出几步回头再抱)祝：This time I really should goAction（二）旁：When Zhu Yingtai is studying in America ,her parents are planing to marry her to Mawencai，but liangshanbo doesn't know it…英母：darling darling…（拉住英父）英父：(怒气转身) No matter what you say is useless. The child's wedding can not be so hasty.英母：But dearling, Mr. Ma is so handsome and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage. And…(被父亲打断)英父：I have told you many times, it is a new era of reform and opening-up now. We could not decide the wedding of our child.英母：D arling….The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death .But when I am standing in front of you, yet you do not know that Ma Wencai is so handsome.(马文才上，拿折扇，音乐《非》起)马：I love Yingtai so much. It doesn't matter if you accept me or not. It doesn't matter if she loves me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change.英母：Oh, Wencai，you are coming，sit down please!马：Uncle, here are my presents，50 bottles of Maotai , three Benz and I have a big house and so on .I hope you will like them! If you promise the wedding, I will feel beyond happy .母：There is no doubt that Yingtai must be yours , you are so handsome.（被父亲打断）父：(大怒指着马）NO way !马：Why?英父：Since you asked me so sincerely,let me tell you. Do you know who is张国荣and who is Yaoming? And who is Du Minjun?马：En,…I don’t know.英父：Do you still know who I am and who you are?马：…I don’t know.英父：What do you think of yourself? You even know nothing about modern society！（转向英母）You ask me to marry our daughter to him, how can I trust him?英母：…I have nothing to say...马：But, aunt has accepted my 3 million dollars and presents.父：Money ？You think money can buy everything? True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollars… only 3 million dollars….（逐渐反应过味来）OK,you give me 3 million dollars and I will marry Yingtai to you (掏出钢笔来准备签字)Action(三)旁：A week later, Zhu Yingtai calls Liang Shanbo from America.(一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。
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《新梁祝外传》L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台 M:马文才旁：英母英父(1)《take me to your heart》旁白：at airport zhuyingtai is going to study English in American,liangshanbo see her off.（机场送别）梁: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！Z祝: I lov e you, too! Don’t worry.Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. W ait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo抱走，走出几步回头再抱祝：this time I really should be going.依依不舍旁：when zhuyingtai study in American,their parents are planing to take her to marriage Mawencai But now liangshanbo don't know anything……..英母：darling darling。
（拉住英父）英父：怒气转身No matter you Say what is useless. The child's wedding could not be so hasty.英母：but dearling ,Mrs Ma was so cool and was born noble family, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage.And…….. 被B打断英父：I told you many times, Now is a new era of reform and opening-up.we could not decide the yingtai”s wedding.英母：darling….The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death .But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known that he is so handsome.The furthest distance in the world Is not when I stand in front of you,Yet you can not see his love to yingtai.马文才上，拿折扇，音乐《非》起马：I love yingtai so much. It's doesn't matter if you see me or not, I'm standing right there with no emotion. It's doesn't matter if you love me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change. Let me embrace you or let me live in your heart to eternity, silence love ,calmness joy.英母：oh。
That was e in.sit down please!马：uncle, here are my presents，50 bottles of maotai , three Benz and a big house In the seaside and so on .I hope you will like them! If you promise the wedding,I will feel beyond happy .母：there is no doubt that yingtai must be your , you is so handsome. 打断父：大怒指着马）NO way !马：that’s why?英父：since you asked sincerely,let me tell you gennerously. Do you know who is张国荣, who is张曼玉,马：I don’t know.英父：do you know who is cristiano ronaldo, who is yao Ming, who is Tom cruise,马：I don’t know.英父：do you still know who I am and who you are now.马：I don’t know.英父：Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing? （转向英母）You ask me to Take yingtai to marry him how I can trust?英母：I have no words.马：but aunt have accepted my 3 million dollar and presents.父：money ？You think money can buy everything?True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollar…. only 3 million dollar…. only 3 million dollar….（逐渐反应过味来）OK OK You give me 3 million dollar and yingtai belong to you 掏出钢笔来准备签字旁：a week later zhuyingtai call liangshanbo from American一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。
梁: Oh, honey, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?祝: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl.梁: What? Pardon?祝: Because I’ll get ma rried. My parents had taken me to marry Ma Wencai He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花宝典。
I love his money and I love his body.梁: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I’ll give you some color to see see.祝：shanbo,If life deceives you, don't be sad, do not impatient! believe me. Everything is rapidly, everything will pass, But the past of, will become a kind of memory.梁：FUCK you。
I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!祝: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha your English is so terrible旁：liangshanbo can’t face the reality what zhuyingtai give up him,and in order to kill zhuyingtai, he decided to improve their Enlish and went to American.everyday he always remind heself that he he have a dream.。
梁：today, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed:We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.旁：a year later,liangshanbo found zhuyingtai in American梁: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, do you still know that who I am. I’m here to kill you.祝: Liang….shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kil l me.M: You! Get out of here.梁: You! Get out of here!马: OK you are stronger than me. I get out of here now!祝: Please don’t go. Just stay, please. He’ll kill me.马: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..祝: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典?马: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典. I’m just good at 新华字典。