非常搞笑的英语翻译[指南]
超级搞笑的中国式英语
超级搞笑的中国式英语?1. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who? ? 2. 白痴：White eat!? ? 3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban? ? 4. 班长：class long? ? 5. 彼此彼此：you me you me? ? 6. 表妹：watch sister? ? 7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me? ? 8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one? ? 9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose? ? 10. 不三不四：no three no four? ? 11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun? ? 12. 车祸现场描述：one car come，one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die? ? 13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart? ? 14. 吃白食：eat white food? ? 15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know? ? 16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake? ? 17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you? ? 18. 电源线：power line? ? 19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see? ? 20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee? ? 21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll s how you some color? ? 22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face? ? 23. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try? ? 24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born? ? 25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong? ? 26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die? ? 27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up? ? 28. 好久不见：long time no see? ?29. 红颜知己：red face know me? ? 30. 加油：add oil? ? 31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠：save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower? ? 32. 开水：open water? ? 33. 看不看：see no see?? ? 34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go? ? 35. 课间操：lesson between fuck? ? 36. 老表：old watch? ? 37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole? ? 38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger? ? 39. 没脸见人：have no face see person? ? 40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough? ? 41. 面试：face try? ? 42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!? ? 43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!? ? 44. 你爱我吗：you love I?? ? 45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you? ? 46. 你给我等着：you give me wait? ? 47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out? ? 48. 你给我记住：you give me remember? ? 49. 你给我站住：you give me stop? ? 50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go? ? 51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where? ? 52. 你去不去？你不去我去！：You go no go? You no go I go!? ? 53. 你认为你是谁？：What do you think ,who are you ?? ? 54. 你TMD：you he mother’s? ? 55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who? ? 56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!? ? 57. 你有两下子：you have two down son? ? 58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！? ?59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son? ? 60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see? ?? ? 61. 七上八下：seven up eight down? ? 62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl? ? 63. 请别碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee? ? 64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped? ? 65. 去你妈：go you mother? ? 66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world? ? 67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea? ? 68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind? ? 69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher ? ? 70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning? ? 71. 色狼：colour wolf? ? 72. 生日快乐：birthday happy? ? 73. 上网：up net? ? 74. 上学：up school? ? 75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice ? ? 76. 是不是：yes no yes? ? 77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice? ? 78. 十三点：ten three point? ? 79. 试试看：try try see? ? 80. 耍帅：play handsome? ? 81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!? ? 82. 谈朋友：talk friend? ? 83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow? ? 84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red??? ? 85. 王八：king eight? ? 86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs? ? 87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water? ? 88. 王老五：wang old five? ? 89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed? ? 90. 我的天呀！：my sky !? ? 91. 我服了你！：I??follow??you!? ? 92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass? ? 93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 25? ? 94. 我容易么我？：am I easy I？? ?95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son? ? 96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two? ? 97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom? ? 98. 我是中国人：I am in China? ? 99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）? ?100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover? ? 101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk? ? 102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile? ? 103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open? ? 104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch? ? 105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one? ? 106. 要钱还是要命：money or life?? ? 107. 一分耕耘一分收获：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE? ? 108. 一见钟情：One??look??clock??love? ? 109. 意思意思：meaning meaning? ? 110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase? ? 111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update? ? 112. 远水解不了近渴：Far??water??car??not??save??near??thirsty? ? 113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah? ? 114. 怎么老是你：how old are you?? ? 115. 怎么是你：how are you?? ? 116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）? ? 117. 这样也行？：this too good?? ? 118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know，no know is no know? ? 119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year? ? 120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE? ? 121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle? ? 122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!? ? 123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past? ? 124. 走着瞧：go and look!? ? 125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five。
让人不忍直视的搞笑英语翻译
让人不忍直视的搞笑英语翻译1、How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?直译：一根火柴能点着整片森林，一盒火柴也生不起个营火，这咋回事!意译：想当年哥戴套都能让人怀孕，看今朝叔竟然去看男科2、If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?如果4/5的人在忍受腹泻的痛苦，那剩下1/5咋回事?很享受吗?3、Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.直译：知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果;智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。
意译a：知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。
意译b:所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后，但智慧告诉你这终还是男女有别~4、If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧!5、Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill anda laxative on the same night.无论，在任何情况下，永远，不要在一个夜晚，同时吃，安眠药，和通便灵。
6、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.a. 早起滴小鸟有虫虫!晚到的老鼠有奶酪!b. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃，早起的虫儿被鸟吃。
爆笑英语翻译
reｄfacｅkｏnw me红颜知己
wａngｅighｔeｇｇs王八蛋
ｔｅn tｈree poｉnt十三点
no carｅ ｔhreｅsevenｔwｏtｅn oｎe不管三七二十一
plaｙaｂig knifｅbefoｒｅＧｕanGoｎg关公面前耍大刀
ｐｌayａn ax beforeＬuBaｎ班门弄斧
你有两下子。
19． Ｉ give ｙou fａｃｅ you dont waｎna faｃｅ,you ｌｏse ｙｏu ｆacｅ ,I ｔurｎ my faceﻫ给你脸你不 要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
Ｐeoplemｏunｔain anｄpeｏｐlｅsea.Байду номын сангаас山人海
ｓevenupｅighｔｄown七上八下
ｎo thrｅｅno fｏur不三不四
8.上初一的时候，英语老师让我们读课文，恰好是一段对话,于是叫了一男一女两个同学来读。
男:Ｗｈaｔ time is it ｎｏw？
女:Iｔ’ｓ nｉne．
男：Ｌeｔ’s go to bed.
女:We go to bed at ｎine.全班绝倒。
10.
02.大师兄，你知道吗？二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。ﻫTangＭonk/Taｎg Pｒieｓt, don’tｙouknow piggｙisｍoreｖaluａble thaｎyou? (TheＰilgrimaｇｅto the Wｅst)
3.you dont bｉrｄ me,Ｉ dont biｒｄ yｏuﻫ你不 鸟我，我也不 鸟你ﻫ4.you haｖe sｅeｄ I wｉlｌ givｅ you sｏme ｃｏlor ｔo sｅe see，brothers ! ｔｏgetｈeｒ up !ﻫ你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们，一起上！ﻫ5.heｌlｏ ｅveryboｄy！if ｙou haｖｅ somｅthｉnｇ tｏ ｓaｙ,ｔhｅn say!ｉf ｙou have noｔhinｇ tｏ ｓay，go ｈomｅ!!ﻫ有事起奏，无事退朝ﻫ6.yｏu me you meﻫ彼此彼此
[口语表达]“真是太好笑了”英文说法大全
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玩笑常常逗得⼈们哈哈⼤笑，确实有益⾝⼼健康。
如果⼀个玩笑把你逗得前仰后合，该怎么⽤英⽂来描述这个“真是太好笑了”呢？看看下⾯的说法吧！
1. It's hilarious.
真是太好笑了。
如果别⼈开了什么好玩的玩笑，不妨⿎励⼈家⼀下吧! 例如你可以简单地说 It's so funny. (真是太有趣了!) 或是更好笑⼀点：It's hilarious. 这个 hilarious 也是少数 GRE 字汇在⽇常⽣活⾥还会常⽤到的单词之⼀。
2. It cracks me up.
把我给笑坏了。
如果真的是太好笑了, 不妨说得更夸张⼀点：It cracks me up. (把我给笑坏了。
) 当然类似夸⼤的讲法还有很多种，例如I can't stop laughing. (我笑到没法停下来。
) 或是 We laugh our heads off. (我们把头都给笑掉了。
)
3. That's bitter.
真是恶毒啊!
当然并⾮每⼀个笑话都会让⼈觉得好笑，有些取笑别⼈的笑话只会让⼈觉得很恶毒，听来很不舒服，这时你就可以说That's bitter. 例如有⼈骂你是个“海豚”，就是说你有个⼤⼜下垂的*，我们就可以回他说：Oh! Man, that's bitter! 就是说对⽅“说话太恶毒了”。
还有许多类似的讲法，例如你可以说You are so mean. (你真是太坏了。
) 或是说 That's a nasty joke. (真是⼀个卑鄙的笑话。
)。
爆笑英语笑话带翻译
爆笑英语笑话带翻译Title: Hilarious English Jokes with Translation。
English jokes are a great way to improve your language skills while having a good laugh. In this article, we have compiled some of the funniest English jokes with translations in Chinese. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the humor!1. Why did the tomato turn red?Because it saw the salad dressing!为什么番茄变红了？因为它看到了沙拉酱！2. Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide.为什么鸡要穿过游乐场？为了到达另一张滑梯。
3. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly.为什么饼干去看医生？因为它感觉很脆。
4. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.为什么香蕉去看医生？因为它没剥好皮。
5. Why did the math book look sad?Because it had too many problems.为什么数学书看起来很难过？因为它有太多问题。
6. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because her students were so bright.为什么老师戴太阳镜？因为她的学生太聪明了。
史上最搞笑的英语笑话带翻译
史上最搞笑的英语笑话带翻译英语幽默笑话带翻译1:A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor, Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!" 医生懂得多一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."2:You can't go without meThe bus is very crowded.Aman tries to get on,but no one gives way to him. "Hey,let me get on the bus."the man shouts."It's too crowded.You'd better take the next bus."a passenger says to him."But you can't go withou me.I'm the driver."the man says. 没有我你们走不了公共汽车上很拥挤.一位男士想上车,但是没有人给他让路."喂,让我上车!"那位男士喊道."车太挤了,你最好坐下一辆"车上的一位乘客对他说."但是没有我你们走不了.我是司机!"那位男士说道.3:DrunkOne day, a father and his little son were going home. Atthis age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," hisfather replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.""But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"醉酒一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。
英语爆笑笑话5篇带翻译超搞笑的
英语爆笑笑话5篇带翻译超搞笑的下面是店铺整理的英语爆笑笑话5篇，欢迎大家阅读!英语爆笑笑话一：Hospitality好客The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-piewithout any cheese.由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。
The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returnedwith a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。
过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。
The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You musthave better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?"客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。
你在哪里找到的奶酪?”"In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.“在捕鼠夹上，先生。
”那小男孩说。
英语爆笑笑话二：太黑了，看不见After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来，便对正在看电视的儿子说道：“宝贝，去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢?”过了一会儿，儿子回来说：“妈，厨房里太黑了，我根本就看不见。
爆笑英语翻译
1.wetwowhoandwho？咱俩谁跟谁阿2.howareyouhowoldareyou怎么是你怎么老是你3.youdontbirdme,Idontbirdyou你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．youhaveseedIwillgiveyousomecolortoseesee,brothers！togetherup！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5．helloeverybody!ifyouhavesomethingtosay,thensay!ifyouhavenothingtos ay,gohome!!有事起奏，无事退朝6.youmeyoume彼此彼此7.YouGiveMeStop!!你给我站住8.knowisknownoknowisnoknow知之为知之，不知为不知...9.WATCHSISTER表妹10.dragonborndragon,chickenbornchicken,mousesoncanmakehole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞11．AmericanChinesenotenough美中不足12.onecarcomeonecargo,twocarpengpeng,peopledie车祸现场描述13.heartflowerangryopen心花怒放14.gopastnomistakepast走过路过不要错过15.Youaskme,Iaskwho？你问我，我去问谁？16.．Ifyouwantmoney,Ihaveno;ifyouwantlife,Ihaveone要钱没有。
要命一条17．IcallLioldbig.toyear25.我叫李老大，今年25。
18.youhavetwodownson。
你有两下子。
19.Igiveyoufaceyoudontwannaface,youloseyou face,Iturnmy face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸Peoplemountainandpeoplesea.人山人海sevenupeightdown七上八下nothreenofour不三不四morningthreenightfour朝三暮四redfacekonwme红颜知己wangeighteggs王八蛋tenthreepoint十三点nocarethreeseventwotenone不管三七二十一playabigknifebeforeGuanGong关公面前耍大刀playanaxbeforeLuBan班门弄斧Goodgoodstudy,daydayup!好好学习，天天向上！Weareonehomepeople.我们是一家人。
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非常搞笑的英语翻译[指南]
非常搞笑的英语翻译
很多人说起一些中式英语，常常令人啼笑皆非，下面是网友收集的一些经典的中式英语笑话，当然很多是杜撰的，看看你听说过几条?
How are you ? How old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你,
You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers～Together up!
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上～
Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse"s son can
make hole!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞～
Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子鸡
You ask me，me ask who, 你问我，我问谁
Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放
Horse horse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎
Good good study, day day up. 好好学习，天天向上
No three no four. 不三不四
Know is know, noknow is noknow. 知之为知之，不知为不知
If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
watch sister 表妹
fire big 火大
As far as you go to die. 有多远，死多远
We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁,
people moumtain people sea 人山人海
但是最近我在海外华人论坛上看到流传一组照片，是外国人的英译中文，更加令人捧腹。
有美国网友在搭乘皇家加勒比海(Royal Caribbean)邮轮出游时，发现邮轮上菜单的翻译十分搞笑。
这份菜单上有着多国语言的翻译，有网友说，这根本就是Google翻译再版，
例如英式烟肉(English Bacon)被直译为“英语培根”，而全脂牛奶(Regular Milk)则被翻成“规则牛奶”，绿豆汤(Green Spilt Pea Soup)变成“绿分裂豌豆汤”。
不仅如此，更夸张的还有，新鲜时令蔬菜(Garden Greens)竟然被翻译
成“花园成为绿色”，最离谱的就是，鸡肉磨菇挞(Chicken and Mushroom tart)成了“胆小和迅速增长的妓女”，爆笑的翻译让内地网友们纷纷表示，“谁说只
有中国人乱翻英文，美国人翻译中文更给力!”。