搞笑四人英语短剧
英语话剧4人版经典短剧
英语话剧4人版经典短剧简介英语话剧是提高学生英语口语和表演能力的一种有效方式。
在学习英语的过程中，通过参与话剧表演，可以帮助学生更好地理解和运用英语，提高沟通能力和表达能力。
以下是一部经典的英语话剧短剧，适合4人表演。
剧本场景一：公园(舞台中央是一个公园的长椅，两个年轻人在长椅上等待)角色: - 马克：男生 - 丽莎：女生 - 约翰：马克的朋友 - 艾米：丽莎的朋友马克：(看表)嗯，丽莎晚了。
怎么那么迟才来呢？约翰：也许她出了什么事情。
你打过电话给她吗？马克：打了。
她说要晚一点，但是现在已经晚了半个小时了！艾米：(跑过来，喘着气)嘿，抱歉我迟到了！出了点小事。
马克：没关系，我们刚讨论丽莎呢。
她还没来。
艾米：她刚刚给我发了短信说她刚才跟一个老太太聊天，时间就忘记了。
约翰：这样啊，希望她不会迟到太久。
马克：我们等等吧，她应该很快就到了。
(他们继续等待，片刻后丽莎赶到)丽莎：抱歉，我迟到了。
马克：没关系，只是担心你出了什么问题。
丽莎：不，只是在公园里碰到一个很有趣的老太太。
我们聊得很开心。
艾米：好吧，我们继续计划我们的旅行。
场景二：旅行社(四人整齐地站在旅行社门口，准备进入)旅行社员工：欢迎光临！你们要去哪里旅行？艾米：我们想去巴黎，三天两夜。
旅行社员工：好的，请稍等。
(旅行社员工查看资料，片刻后)旅行社员工：我这里有一份适合你们的行程安排。
包括参观埃菲尔铁塔和卢浮宫。
约翰：听起来很棒！马克：我们需要提前预订机票和酒店吗？旅行社员工：是的，请把你们的护照和银行卡给我，我会帮你们安排好。
(四人递上护照和银行卡，旅行社员工办理手续)旅行社员工：好了，你们的机票和酒店已经预订好了。
祝你们旅行愉快！(四人高兴地离开旅行社)场景三：巴黎(四人站在巴黎市中心的一个广场上，欣赏着美景)艾米：看！这就是埃菲尔铁塔！丽莎：太美了！我们一定要去登上去。
约翰：别忘了我们还要参观卢浮宫。
马克：我们可以安排好时间，先去铁塔，再去卢浮宫。
2018-四人英语短剧word版本 (10页)
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第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .Birds are dancing in the cold .A man is walking along the street ,step by step .Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches .Y与X相遇．X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you !Y:Haha, Never mind baybay.X:Excuse me， who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?Y:ha ha ,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you?X:I am ximenchuixue.Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?X:Yes,what is wrong?Y:I heard that you are the best MartialArts?X:Great, you know me !Y抱腿：Please, please?? Don’t kill me! Let me you go!X:No, I must kill you !Y:I don'''t want to be killed. There are a eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!X:No way! Because we are fighting now!you know?Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t force me!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! I likedrinking it. How do you know that?Y:please drink it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,haY:Do you still want to kill me?X:Sure, must! Milk ismilk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! I hope you will not forget what you said!?X:I’m sure Iwon’t!Y:I must give you a lesson!If I don''''''''''''''''t beat your this time, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !Y大笑：HaHa??X可怜状: help! help! Whereisthewashroom?Y:What ?X:Toliet?Y:What ?X:The “WC”?Y:Oh,Isee ,goalongthisstreetandturightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!X:Thanks,byeb ye.Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!Y:Whoareyou?H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha??H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!Y:Youareright!H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor!doyouwantjoininus?Y:Yes,It’sverygood.H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!Y:Ok,Let’s go!第二幕：无间道H:Mydearest ! letmeintroduce yeguchengtoyou! （指Y） thisisyegucheng.K:sitdownplese, yegucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascold headache,sairand aids?Y: Yes,Ido.K: Huamanlou, come . puttheringonhisfinger!（音乐停）X唱着上:Onlyyou??(看到戒子) thisringshouldbemine!K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou?Y急切: king! dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi(维语再见)K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn’t it ?Y:How clever??X冷酷:yegucheng! comehere!Iwanttotellyousometh(来自:WwW. : 四人英语短剧 )ing!Y抱X的腿:oldbrother ! Forgiveme!X:Forgiveme? Why?。
英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)
英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)-CAL-FENGHAI.-(YICAI)-Company One1甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can getthe chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go ononce more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状) and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?丁:My name Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?三人同声:we are past,right?甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) WhatNobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?三人齐答:yes,we do!甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!。
4人英语短剧剧本
4人英语短剧剧本[搞笑版大话西游]Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust(欲望）,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）T: Let's go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......a。
英语戏剧·有趣英语小短剧完整版
英语戏剧·有趣英语小短剧集团标准化办公室：[VV986T-J682P28-JP266L8-68PNN]英语短剧六（3）班刘靖怡开场前四人在幕前介绍自己：A：乞丐 A: Hello, I am a beggar.【乞丐：你好，我是一个乞丐。
】B：商人 B: Hello, I am a businessman.【商人：你好，我是一个商人。
】E：椅子 E: Hello, I am a chair.【椅子：你好，我是一把椅子。
】F：记者 F: Hello, I am a reporter.【记者：你好，我是个记者。
】剧本正文：A: Sir ,sir ！Please give me a piece of bread. I am hungry to die.【A：先生，先生！请给我一片面包。
我快饿死了。
】B: Get away, get away, dirty man.【B：走开，走开，肮脏的人。
】A: But…sir…Please listen to me！【A：但是…先生的…请听我说！】E: Oh，Man are always very tired.【E：唉，男人总是很烦。
】E: Sir! You lost your wallet! You can be a little smarter?【E：先生！你丢了钱包！你能聪明一点吗】F: Good morning, everybody. I saw a very weird thing——a chair opensits mouth. Now, I will interview the two Witness.【F：早上好，各位。
我看到了一个非常奇怪的事情——一把椅子说话了。
现在，我将采访两个目击者。
】B: The chair can speak! Strange happenings！Strange happenings! (胡言乱语)【B：这椅子能说话！怪事！怪事！】F: I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad. We needn't take notice of him. Let me interview the other man. “Hello, sir. Can you tell man why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?【F：我很抱歉的告诉你，这个男人已经疯了。
四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)
Take Me to Your HeartAction（一）旁白：At the airport, Zhu Yingtai is going to study English in America,Liang Shanbo was seeing her off.（机场送别）梁: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.祝: I love you, too! Don’t worry.Shanbo. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side.(抱走，走出几步回头再抱)祝：This time I really should goAction（二）旁：When Zhu Yingtai is studying in America ,her parents are planing to marry her to Mawencai，but liangshanbo doesn't know it…英母：darling darling…（拉住英父）英父：(怒气转身) No matter what you say is useless. The child's wedding can not be so hasty.英母：But dearling, Mr. Ma is so handsome and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage. And…(被父亲打断)英父：I have told you many times, it is a new era of reform and opening-up now. We could not decide the wedding of our child.英母：D arling….The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death .But when I am standing in front of you, yet you do not know that Ma Wencai is so handsome.(马文才上，拿折扇，音乐《非》起)马：I love Yingtai so much. It doesn't matter if you accept me or not. It doesn't matter if she loves me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change.英母：Oh, Wencai，you are coming，sit down please!马：Uncle, here are my presents，50 bottles of Maotai , three Benz and I have a big house and so on .I hope you will like them! If you promise the wedding, I will feel beyond happy .母：There is no doubt that Yingtai must be yours , you are so handsome.（被父亲打断）父：(大怒指着马）NO way !马：Why?英父：Since you asked me so sincerely,let me tell you. Do you know who is张国荣and who is Yaoming? And who is Du Minjun?马：En,…I don’t know.英父：Do you still know who I am and who you are?马：…I don’t know.英父：What do you think of yourself? You even know nothing about modern society！（转向英母）You ask me to marry our daughter to him, how can I trust him?英母：…I have nothing to say...马：But, aunt has accepted my 3 million dollars and presents.父：Money ？You think money can buy everything? True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollars… only 3 million dollars….（逐渐反应过味来）OK,you give me 3 million dollars and I will marry Yingtai to you (掏出钢笔来准备签字)Action(三)旁：A week later, Zhu Yingtai calls Liang Shanbo from America.(一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。
英语五分钟四人短对话剧本（共5篇）
英语五分钟四人短对话剧本（共5篇）第一篇：英语五分钟四人短对话剧本1：who is your favorite detective you know from TV or books?2: I think it must be Sherlock Holmes.4:wow,I like him,too.3:how well do you know about him?2: Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson lived in a Victorian lodging house at 221b Baker Street between 1881-1904, according to the stories written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.3:not bad.But weaker than me.herlockHolmes, the world's first consulting detective, was born January 6, 1854 the descendant of country squires.He spent two years at university before taking rooms in Montague street around the corner from the British Museum.While at university he spent the long vacation with a friend, Victor Trevor, at Trevor's family home where Trevor Sr., suggested Holmes make a profession out of his ability to observe.4:in addition, Sherlock Holmes stories have been translated into more than fifty languages, and made into plays, films, radio and television series, a musical comedy and so on.By 1920 Doyle was one of the most highly paid writers in the world.:well, it is actully very popular and famous.nowadays, Most people like reading detective stories better than love stories.So how about you three?2: in fact I love love stories more.4: are you a young girl?2: of cause not.But I think I’m too old to read detective stories now.3:So you read love stories?2: I think I can learn a sea of love skills at least.1: but you can also learn a lot of kill skills from detective stories!2: I think it is not very useful for me……第二篇：英语五分钟四人短对话剧本[最终版]1：who is your favorite detective you know from TV or books?2: I think it must be Sherlock Holmes.4:wow,I like him,too.3:how well do you know about him?2: Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson lived in a Victorian lodging house at 221b Baker Street between 1881-1904, accordingto the stories written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.3:not bad.But weaker than me.herlockHolmes,the world's first consulting detective, was bornJanuary 6, 1854 the descendant of country squires.He spent two yearsat university before taking rooms in Montague street around the cornerfrom the British Museum.While at university he spent the long vacation with a friend, Victor Trevor, at Trevor's family home where Trevor Sr.,suggested Holmes make a profession out of his ability to observe.4:in addition, Sherlock Holmes stories have been translated into more than fifty languages, and made into plays, films, radio and television series, a musical comedy and so on.By 1920 Doyle was one of the most highly paid writers in the world.:well, it is actully very popular and famous.nowadays, Most people like reading detective stories better than love stories.So how about you three?2: in fact I love love stories more.4: are you a young girl?2: of cause not.But I think I’m too old to read detective stories now.3:So you read love stories?2: I think I can learn a sea of love skills at least.1: but you can also learn a lot of kill skills from detective stories!2: I think it is not very u seful for me……第三篇：四人搞笑小品短剧本序言：江南四大才子相信大家都知道。
4人英语话剧剧本搞笑范文
4人英语话剧剧本搞笑范文《猫和老鼠的那点事》人物：猫（Tom）、老鼠（Jerry）、狗（Spike）、女主人（Jane）场景设定：一个豪华别墅（舞台上只有一张大床，Jerry正在床上睡觉，Tom悄悄地进来）Tom：（小声地）哈哈！终于找到你了，老鼠！Jerry：（懒洋洋地）又来了？你还真不累啊。
Tom：我需要食物，老鼠先生。
Jerry：别来烦我了，我还在睡觉呢。
Tom：那就变成食物，我就不用找了。
Jerry：你有那个本事吗？Tom：我可是猫中之王，什么本事没有？Jerry：那我变成你想吃的食物吧。
（Jerry变成了一盘大沙拉）Tom：哇！我的口水都快流出来了！（Tom伸手去够沙拉，Jerry猛地一跳，从床上跑了出去）Tom：啊！他又跑了！（Spike进来了）Spike：干吗又在这里？还不去工作？Tom：这个……我在查看家里是否有入侵者。
Spike：好吧，我睡觉去了。
（Spike走了以后，Jane进来了）Jane：Tom！你在这里干什么？Tom：我在保卫家园，女主人。
Jane：你不用保卫，这里很安全。
Tom：可是我还是想守着。
Jane：好吧，你可以守着，但是不要吓到我的客人哦。
Tom：我会注意的，女主人。
（Jane走了，Jerry又进来了）Jerry：（笑得前仰后合）哈哈哈哈，你被女主人威胁了！Tom：你这个……（追着Jerry又跑了出去）本话剧以猫和老鼠的故事为背景，融入了现实元素，加入了狗和女主人的角色。
四个角色互相嬉笑怒骂，场面十分欢快。
整个话剧运用生动的语言和夸张的表演，既搞笑又真实，给观众带来了愉悦的感受。
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Bobo: Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to today’s “If you are the one”.
Do you want a husband? Do you want a superman? Qk , follow me.
Let’s welcome the three girls.
Come on, babies!
Let us start the first part, “show yourself”
Elaine: Hello, everyone. I want a husband. Actually, I really want a husband.
I want a rich husband. He must have houses and luxuries cars.
I prefer to cry in the BMW rather than laugh in the bike.
If you are rich enough, baby is not the problem.
Bobo: Wo……what do you really want, husband or ……..Mr. money?
Anyway, welcome the next one.
Wendy: Good evening. I’m Wendy. The lover in my dream…en……he must understand me totally.
He must have a white horse. I just want a warm family.
In this place, I wish I could find my true prince.
Rosemary: Good evening. I’m Rosemary. You see, I’m beautiful, right? Tell you a secret, do you want to know, oh……really? I had just few boyfriends before, just 37. Now, I’m
single, who wants to be the 38?
Bobo: Now, the most important figure will come in. let’s welcome the male guest: Tom.
Tom: I don’t believe your program can go on without me. I’m the only male in this place.
I want to tell you, the first girl. I’m rich. Look, these are all my keys. This-BMW,
this-Hummer, and this-the house near the sea…cards , this -
Bobo: oh..oh…that’s enough, I want to marry you too..
Tom: Please forgive me. Wendy, I must tell you. In fact, I’m a prince.
What’s more, I have a horse, but it’s black.
Don’t worry, if you agree to marry me, I will pain it into white.
As to the third girl, you, out!
Rosemary: why, why, why?
Tom: No reason. Just out!!!!.
Rosemary: I hate you, bad guy!!!
B: Next is question and answer. Are you ready?
Elaine: me, me!
Bobo: ok, I’ll give you the chance.
Elaine: Do you drop hair?
Tom: How do you know that? Actually, I do.
Elaine: I can help you. You know, I am selling ………
Tom: oh…you are a very kind girl. Can we talk about some details about this?
Elaine: Of course. Why not? By the way, let’s talk about the price. The lowest I can offer is……Bobo: Hey, you guys, wake up. This is the not ad time, ok?,
Wendy: Please, I’m here too.
Tom: oh….sorry. To show my greatest apologies, my beautiful lady, what can I do for you? Wendy: Can you perform a play for me?
Tom: It’s my honor. I’ll sing a song for you.
………….
Bobo: interesting program, charming man.
Then I will give a chance to you. You can ask one personal question to one female gust. Tom: Wendy, have you remembered Xia Y uhe near the Daming river?
Wendy: who is she, Er kang’s mother in law?
Tom: Wendy, you are so smart.
Bobo: Till now, I think you have made a decision. Tom, hold the girl’s hand if you choose her.
Tom: oh……..my beautiful lady. I’m so sorry. Can I say something to you, Wendy?
Wendy: Sure.
Tom: em…..em………my dear, I love you when a first sight. I know that seems unbelievable. But please trust me. And I will give you the happiest life in the world.
Almost as soon as I entered the house, I singled you out as the companion of my future life. My attentions have been too marked to be mistaken. Almost as soon as I entered the house, I singled you out as the companion of my future life. And now nothing remains for me but to assure you in the most animated language of the violence of my affections. I’ll protect you forever. ( proposal )
Wendy: Yes, I do.
Bobo: So touching. At last, who wants to be Mary’s 38? If you like, call her. Her number is 3838438.Thank you for watching the show, see you next week, bye bye.
And please remember, I’m single too.。