中式英语大全

中式英语大全
1.We two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁啊
2.How are you? How old are you? 怎么是你？怎么老是你？
3.You don't bird me, I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4.You have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers！Together up！你有种，
我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5.Hello everybody! If you have something to say, then say! If you have nothing to say, go
home! 有事起奏，无事退朝
6.You me you me 彼此彼此
7.You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！
8.Know is know no know is no know 知之为知之，不知为不知…
9.Watch sister. 表妹
10.Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’ son can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生
凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11.American Chinese not enough 美中不足
12.Heart flower angry open 心花怒放
13.Go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过
14.If you want money, I have no;
15.If you want life, I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条
16.I call Li old big. to year 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。

17.You have two down son。

你有两下子。

18.As far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！！
19.I give you face you don’t wanna face, you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要
脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
20.Handsome Year, Morning Die（英年早逝）
21.Letter mouth female yellow（信口雌黄）
22.If you old three old four, I will give you some colour see see 如果你老三老四，我就给你
点颜色看看
23.Good good study, Day day up（好好学习，天天向上）
24.Proud Clean Ten Big Cool Punishment（满清十大酷刑）
25.The King who is f***ing is son of The King who has f***ed.（金正日是金日成的儿子。

）
26.Do morning f***（做早操）
27.Do class between f***（做课间操）
28.Play a big knife before guan gong（关公面前耍大刀）
29.You and he have a leg（你和他有一腿）
30.You have two down son。

（你有两下子。

）
31.As far as you go to die！（有多远，死多远！）
32.Spring spring, I love die you!!（玉米专用: 春春，我爱死你了！！）
33.Sex is good（性本善）
34.No three no four （不三不四）
35.Seven up eight down （七上八下）
36.People mountain people sea (人山人海）
37.Long time no see (好久不见)
38.Morning three night four （朝三暮四）
39.Want money no, want life one! （要钱不给，要命有一条！）
40.Wang eight eggs (王八蛋)
41.No care three seven two ten one (不管三七二十一)
42.You ask me, I ask who （你问我，我去问谁？）
43.Horse horse tiger tiger （马马虎虎）
44.Where cool where you stay!! （哪儿凉快哪儿呆着）
45.Ice snow clever （冰雪聪明）
46.Try try see （试试看）
47.Good good study, day day up 好好学习，天天向上
48.Horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎
49.Go and look! 走着瞧
50.Go to head 去个头
51.Give you some color see see 给你点颜色看看
52.Where, where 哪里，哪里
53.People mountain people sea 人山人海
54.We are one home people 我们是一家人
55.You have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart! 有话快说，有屁快放
56.You talk like breaking the wind!!! 你说话像放屁一样!!!
57.We are brothers who and who 咱哥俩，谁跟谁啊，
58.You want money, I have no
59.You want life, I have one 要钱没有，要命一条
60.No necessary old three old four. 不要老三老四
61.No door！没门
62.Design chance 低三下四
63.Dance shopping 东施效颦
64.Changing warmer 千军万马
65.You go not go? 你去不去？
66.You want life, I have one 要钱没有，要命一条
67.Long time no see. 很久没有见了
68.See what see? Never see before? 看什么看? 没见过啊?
69.One car come, one car go.一辆车来，一辆车去
70.One car bad , one car die.一辆坏了，一辆报废。

71.You also don not see see I am who!你也不看看我是谁～～
72.See what see! 看什么看！
73.小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
74.公司前台小姐的暴笑八级英语
前台：“Hello.”你好
老外：“Hi.”嗨
前台：“You have what thing？”你有什么事？
老外：“Can you speak English？”你能讲英语吗？
前台：“If I not speak English, I am speaking what？” 如果我讲的不是英语，那是什么？老外：“Can anybody else speak English？” 有没有其它人会讲英语？
前台：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, y ou can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”你自己看看，所有人都在忙，没人有时间，你能等就等，不能等就走！
老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？” 天哪，这里有没有人能讲英语？
前台：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”你叫什么叫，安静一点，你来这里有什么事？
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”我想找你们领导
前台：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！” 头不在，你明天来！。