四人英语搞笑话剧剧本 (1)1
英语话剧4人版经典短剧

英语话剧4人版经典短剧简介英语话剧是提高学生英语口语和表演能力的一种有效方式。
在学习英语的过程中,通过参与话剧表演,可以帮助学生更好地理解和运用英语,提高沟通能力和表达能力。
以下是一部经典的英语话剧短剧,适合4人表演。
剧本场景一:公园(舞台中央是一个公园的长椅,两个年轻人在长椅上等待)角色: - 马克:男生 - 丽莎:女生 - 约翰:马克的朋友 - 艾米:丽莎的朋友马克:(看表)嗯,丽莎晚了。
怎么那么迟才来呢?约翰:也许她出了什么事情。
你打过电话给她吗?马克:打了。
她说要晚一点,但是现在已经晚了半个小时了!艾米:(跑过来,喘着气)嘿,抱歉我迟到了!出了点小事。
马克:没关系,我们刚讨论丽莎呢。
她还没来。
艾米:她刚刚给我发了短信说她刚才跟一个老太太聊天,时间就忘记了。
约翰:这样啊,希望她不会迟到太久。
马克:我们等等吧,她应该很快就到了。
(他们继续等待,片刻后丽莎赶到)丽莎:抱歉,我迟到了。
马克:没关系,只是担心你出了什么问题。
丽莎:不,只是在公园里碰到一个很有趣的老太太。
我们聊得很开心。
艾米:好吧,我们继续计划我们的旅行。
场景二:旅行社(四人整齐地站在旅行社门口,准备进入)旅行社员工:欢迎光临!你们要去哪里旅行?艾米:我们想去巴黎,三天两夜。
旅行社员工:好的,请稍等。
(旅行社员工查看资料,片刻后)旅行社员工:我这里有一份适合你们的行程安排。
包括参观埃菲尔铁塔和卢浮宫。
约翰:听起来很棒!马克:我们需要提前预订机票和酒店吗?旅行社员工:是的,请把你们的护照和银行卡给我,我会帮你们安排好。
(四人递上护照和银行卡,旅行社员工办理手续)旅行社员工:好了,你们的机票和酒店已经预订好了。
祝你们旅行愉快!(四人高兴地离开旅行社)场景三:巴黎(四人站在巴黎市中心的一个广场上,欣赏着美景)艾米:看!这就是埃菲尔铁塔!丽莎:太美了!我们一定要去登上去。
约翰:别忘了我们还要参观卢浮宫。
马克:我们可以安排好时间,先去铁塔,再去卢浮宫。
四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)

《新梁祝外传》L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台 M:马文才旁:英母英父(1)《take me to your heart》旁白:at airport zhuyingtai is going to study English in American,liangshanbo see her off.(机场送别)梁: Yingtai ,I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.!Z祝: I lov e you, too! Don’t worry.Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. W ait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo抱走,走出几步回头再抱祝:this time I really should be going.依依不舍旁:when zhuyingtai study in American,their parents are planing to take her to marriage Mawencai But now liangshanbo don't know anything……..英母:darling darling。
(拉住英父)英父:怒气转身No matter you Say what is useless. The child's wedding could not be so hasty.英母:but dearling ,Mrs Ma was so cool and was born noble family, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage.And…….. 被B打断英父:I told you many times, Now is a new era of reform and opening-up.we could not decide the yingtai”s wedding.英母:darling….The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death .But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known that he is so handsome.The furthest distance in the world Is not when I stand in front of you,Yet you can not see his love to yingtai.马文才上,拿折扇,音乐《非》起马:I love yingtai so much. It's doesn't matter if you see me or not, I'm standing right there with no emotion. It's doesn't matter if you love me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change. Let me embrace you or let me live in your heart to eternity, silence love ,calmness joy.英母:oh。
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四人英语话剧剧本四人英语话剧剧本一----音乐起,旁白,,’----白雪出场扫地,做清洁。
白雪,,,??----音乐起,皇后出场皇后’’,’,,,,!魔镜,’?皇后,,?魔镜,,皇后??魔镜皇后?,’,,,!猎人’皇后!猎人…皇后,’猎人!皇后猎人!----音乐起白雪高兴地摘花,,…!!猎人慢慢地拔出刀,但犹豫着说!!!’!’! 白雪看到后大声哭叫?’??猎人’白雪?猎人白雪?猎人猎人,白雪,旁白,2白雪,!’,!!,,,!旁白,①老学究,!②开心果?③喷嚏精’!④瞌睡虫’⑤害羞鬼,⑥老顽固’3⑦手拿烛光照到白雪的脸。
①~⑦他们都惊叫起来老学究!开心果!喷嚏精?瞌睡虫’害羞鬼?老顽固白雪醒来!,?,七矮人齐说,?白雪’老学究开心果喷嚏精瞌睡虫,害羞鬼老顽固’’旁白,,,皇后,,?魔镜皇后??……,旁白皇后白雪,,皇后!,!白雪!!咬了一小口,死了皇后…’旁白七矮人’?老学究七矮人,!?哭着拣一些花放在白雪身上旁白,,,’,王子,七矮人!,王子,!吻白雪手旁白,白雪,!??王子,,?白雪,,!七矮人!4!!----音乐起,旁白白雪!七矮人-!!白雪、王子四人英语话剧剧本二演员--旁白4,,7---,,,,,,正剧,出场,,!!’!’,作开电视状!’!!作高兴状!"!"?!摔电视机,作极度气愤状!?对吼,!作左顾右盼状,,,’作充满自信状!!,’!,,’……作犹豫状,,’作气愤欲泣状;,作为难状,’’!7作自豪自信状作舒心,安慰状,……高声喊……作禁声状。
,??作天经地义状?!作理解状,因为一贯如此,出尔反尔作自豪状,,’,作勇敢状!!!!作惊异状,,?作若无其事状,,!!作无奈状作高兴状,作跃上马背状!’!!!……意气风发状,携手进场,!,!,作慌忙状,挡在电视机前,!?,’!?作气愤状作阳痿状,’作心虚状,以掩饰内心的恐惧’作严肃状,’?询问,,’5,……释然状,因为圆了我的谎’,作怀疑状,’?,’,,,?,,作惊恐状。
大学四人英语小短剧

大学四人英语小短剧篇一:大学生英语短剧剧本(4人)Scene ⅰ:地点(at campus)人物:kevin Jason and RitaJason: Oh ,I’m sorry ,are you ok ? 对不起,你还好吗?Rita: How familiar! 好眼熟啊!J: you pick? 是你捡的吗?Kevin: Shut up !谁说的!R and J: Kevin ? 是Kevin 吗?K: Jasson ? Rita ?Rita:Kevin! Do you know ? I miss you so much. we have lost muchromantic without you 你知道吗? 我太想你了kevin,没有你我们少了很多浪漫Jason:It’s so nosiy here ,let’s find a quiet place to talk.这里太吵了,我们找个安静的地方聊吧K to R: Is it convenient for you to share your department with me during my finding job?在我找工作期间方便让我住你的宿舍吗?R: Sure ,no problem,as long as avoid dormitory administrator当然没问题,只要躲过宿管就可以了J: But why? What happened to you ? I thought that after graduation you will live well.但是为什么啊?你怎么了?我以为你毕业后会过的很好R: You’re such a dream catcher .why are you come back to the place where you were sick of?你那么有梦想的人,怎么还要回到你曾经连做梦都不爽的地方?K: Because no money ,no job,even there’s no place to live.Nothing at all. 因为我没钱.没工作,甚至连住的地方都没有,一无所有. R:Impossible !这不可能!K: This is what happened…事情是这样的...(at kevin’s home)人物:Kevin , land lady MarryM: Open the door, open the door.开门开门K:What’s wrong ?Marry?有事吗Marry?M: Look,you must be paid as rent, You’ve defaulted if for 6 months. Not only didn’t I take your deposit,but also I disbursed ultilities for half a year. I’m enough of it .pay off your bills ,right now.听着,你现在必须付房租,你已经拖6个月了,我不仅没收你押金,连水电都帮你垫付了半年.我受够你了,付清账单,现在,马上, 立刻,马上!K: please, I have no money now. Look , I only eat the cheap bread for food . 拜托,我现在真的没钱.看,我只能吃这种廉价的食物. M: Wow , turn to black , is it my dog’s food ? 哇,都变色了!是我家狗的食物吗?K: Oh , my dear !I promise I will pay off your debt once I find a job. please e_tend a time limit.噢,天哪!拜托,我现在真的没钱,我保证,一旦我找到工作我一定付清.再宽限几天吧.M: Find a job? Ha. . you’ve said that over 1_ times. and then?找到工作?哈..你都说了1_遍了.然后呢?K: I work so hard ,but useless.Which company would hire a manwithout any certificates?我已经很努力了,可又有什么用呢?哪家公司会雇用一个没什么证书的人呢?!M: There’re a lot of choices around you. dustman, babysit, salesman and so on.你身边就有很多选择,环卫工人,保姆,销售员 ,等等.. K: No no no ….i’m a university student.i’ll be a white collar,manager orsinger.at that time ,I’ll pay your double.不不不..我可是个大学生,我将来可是会成为白领,经理,或是歌手什么的.那时, 我会付你双倍.M:Well , thank you .but I don’t’t hink I can wait to .university student.if you don’t pay off your debt,please go out..,我想我等不到那天的,〝大学生〞,如果你不交清房租水电就请出去地点:campus人物:K R JK: You see ,that’s why I asked Rita’s department.这就是我为什么蹭住R的公寓的原因R: Why not go home ?为什么不回家呢?K:Home? Be a farmer?no I’m going to die.回家?当农民?我不如去死. J: At least,you won’t worry about the food and the place to live.至少不愁吃住啊K:simple house and diet,I can’t bear to be laughed at by rose.吃得差住的差,我可不想被ROSE笑话.J: Oh how about rose.对了,ROSE 怎么样了.K: Now ,she is a civil servant,it’s unfair.these bookishes benefit all,including JULAR, HELLEN.当公务员了,这个世界真不公平,好处都让这些书呆子占尽了.包括Jular, Hellen.J:No ,rose wanted to be a civil servant and succeed ,she is so e_trodinary.不,ROSE 的梦想是当公务员,而且他实现了,真厉害.R: She so focus on the score ,even no personality.does she have dreams.她那么重视成绩,而且没个性,她会有梦想吗?J:She just obey teachers.她只是太听老师话而已.K:She has dreams,however,I just made daydreams.oh still now,I got it that making dreams come true relys on occupations.most of us only make day_dream. Therefore ,make fun of those that accumulate capital. I have only myself to blame她有梦想,而我只是做梦.天啊,我今天才明白有梦想还要有资本,梦想才能成真,我们大多只顾做梦不去积累资本,而且还取笑那些积累资本的人,我真是咎由自取.J: It’s not enough that just have dreams原来仅仅有梦想还是不够的R:Don’t be sad!we’ll help you .别难过,我们会帮助你的.J:Yes ,you rest your heart living here, then, center your attentionon finding job.是的,你就暂住这里,然后努力找工作.K: Criticaliy, now , I have to get the one back , diploma , which I’ve lost.最可怕的是,我现在必须把我已经丢掉的东西——毕业证,拿回来. R: Ideed ,I wouldn’t l ike yours.确实,我也不想像你这样.R to J : how about us ? Are we still only dreaming but action?那我们又是怎样呢?我们也还是只做梦不行动吗?K: Look up to the sky, more should be down-to-earth. 仰望天空,更应脚踏实地.J: Our dream is far beyond the range of possible without efforts and sweet.不付出努力和汗水我们的梦想是不会实现的.K,J,R: Dream catcher, go into action, right now.追梦人,行动起来吧篇二:英语短剧剧本——大学生活的意义True meaning of college life 旁白一:What’s the true meaning of the life? This question is hovering in my mind when I entered the college.(多镜头切换,从不同视角拍主角在在操场行走)生活的真正意义是什么?当我迈进大学开始,这个问题就在我的脑海盘旋.(开始回忆最开始进入大学的时候)I still remember that day when I came here first day.(提着行李箱,站在南门,抬头着校门对大学充满了期望)As time goes by, I feel more and more confused about the college life. Because this problem has been bothering me for long. I try my best to find the answer, but everybody has his own feeling.我仍然记得我第一天来到这里的情形.时光流逝,我对于大学生活越来越困惑.这个问题困扰我很久了,我尽我所能的去寻找答案,但是人人都有自己的理解. Scene 1第一人:旁白:Hey, guy, may I ask what university life is like in your mind?同学,请问你心中的大学生活是什么样子的?A: well, speaking of university life, it should be rich. In my opinion, we shouldn’t waste the time. What we should do is to make good use ofevery minute. What’ more, young as we are, university life should be filled with passion. We should go out for the outside world, e_periencing something new.A:奥,大学生活啊,应该是充实的.在我看来,不应该任时间被浪费掉.应该充分利用每一分钟.其次,对于年轻人而言,大学生活还应该是富有激情的.我们要多出去见识一下世面,多闯荡闯荡.B:I rarely surf the Internet in my daily life, sometimes I just do for some profiles and current affairs. In my opinion,I think we should go out for a walk more, rather than stay in the dormitory, chat on the Internet, see some bad idol drama.Oh,look at this book,it is very wonderful and amazing,it is useful. I’ve been appealed to it.Oh .I am so sorry, It is time for listening.翻译:我平时很少上网,偶尔上网也是为了查查资料,了解时事而已啦.在我看来,我们应该多出去走走,而不是天天呆在宿舍,上网聊天,看些乱七八糟的偶像剧.看看这本书,它非常的精彩,也非常的有用.我已经被它深深的吸引了.哦,非常抱歉,我该练习听力了!第三人:旁白:hey, guy, what are you doing? C: studying of course, what else will you do, if you don’t study on campus? Shit! Stand by please, I’m very busy. Don’t bother me, OK? Come on! Come on! Come on! Oh my GOD! OK! OK! Take it easy. Frankly speaking, as an adult, what the most important is enjoying yourself here and now. We have no time before we really go to work. Don’t you think so?C:当然是在学习吗!来大学不学习,那是来干什么的!第四人:D: Stupid Cunt! College isn’t the ivory tower that you have imagined! College is bridge which relates us to society. College students are supposed to take a knowledge for the society inadvance and get out for the outside world!(QQ声音响起)Oh,It is hightime that I talked about the practical job. Don’t bother me.旁白二:Having listened to all the answer, life is becoming more vast and hazy for me. I think it is not what I want. What e_actly university life is like; I cannot wait for a second to find out the answer. I want to get more.在听了他们的答案后,我对生活更加迷茫.我想这不是我要的答案.那大学生活打底应该想什么样啊?我等不及了,我想知道更多的答案.Scene 2E: Now I am finally e_periencing the university which I have been dreaming for a long time! I have dreamt about the university life is this? (早上9点才起床,伸懒腰,戴上眼镜.在床上完了一会手机,一晃就_点半啦.慢吞吞的下床,继续打游戏)E: However, now this is like:(凌晨5点半起床,匆匆忙忙起床,在电脑上查阅资料,写作业,一直重复这样的工作直到_点,才缓缓地上床睡觉.F: Now that we have come to university, I thought it would be like this: But actually:(与美女擦肩邂逅,共同学习,约会;实际上,碰了一个哥们儿,成为了好基友) 旁白三:My dormitory mates don’t give me the answer. I would figure out my life. I would catch the true meaning of the college life.我的室友没有给我答案.我想自己去追寻生活,我自己去找寻真谛.Scene 3C: Hi! Did you see the recruitment of a variety of part-time job? It sounds nice!嗨,你看到了很多兼职在招人吗?听上去不错额!D: I saw that! There would be a lot of little posters around the university, says 〝Recruitment……1_ Yuan an hour.〞 I have just done plenty of part-time jobs, such as a private tutor, a laptop salesman, a KFC salesman and so on. Let me see, oh, adding up to five .I think thatI could make much money.我看见了.校园里到处都是很多小广告,上面写着〝招聘……一小时1_元〞我已经找了很多兼职了,比如家教,电脑销售员,肯德基服务员等等.让我想想,加起来有5个吧.我想这可以转不少的钱啦C: Oh my god, five? You must be crazy. You have taken in so many part-time jobs, will you have enough time to complete your study? Don’t forget that you have also joined the Student’s Union. 我的天哪,5个?你肯定是疯了.你找了这么多兼职,你还是时间学习吗?别忘了,你还参加了学生会额.D: You thought too much, association is just a few people gathering around for playing, how busycan we be?(OK,OK,I know ,Thank you for giving me the opportunity), I’m gonna have an interview, baby, wait for me here!你想多了,学生会只是一群人聚在一起玩,我们怎么可能会忙啊?(好的,好的,谢谢你给我这次机会),我现在有一个面试,亲爱的,等我啊!Scene 8Midnight深夜C: Why did you come back so late? Is it that you have found a girl in the society and unwilling to come back to dormitory again?你怎么回来这么晚啊?是不是在外面找了个女朋友不愿意回寝室啦?D: Stop it! What are you babbling? I got up early in the morning to help them publicize our society, in the afternoon I attended a meeting ,and I just come back from my part-time job. Tomorrow I’ll get up early to prepare a plan. How can I have the time to meet girls?闭嘴吧!你脑子在想些什么?我一大早起床帮助他们安排学生工作,下午我又去开会,我现在才做了兼职回来.明早我还得准备一个策划啊.我哪有时间约会? C:See what. I’ve told you. You have undertaken too much works, sooner or later you’ll get your hands full.看吧,我早告诉你了,你做这么多工作,迟早你会手忙脚乱的.D:Then you’re satisfied to sit here and play LOL with you all day along?总比你安于待这儿整天打游戏吧C: You must have forgotten that it is tomorrow that the higher mathematics homework should be hand on.你肯定忘了明天高数课要交作业啊.D: What? Come on, let me copy yours. There is no time!!什么,快,让我抄一下,没时间了C: It is you to write the movie script of your English group, you won’t be able to finish them all. 你还要写英语剧本额,你肯定不可能完成的.旁白四:I will complete my college life. Although I have done so many matters, I make my life mess. I found that I am not what I just thought.I don’t become a _ueba, I don’t find a girlfriend……I am still caught in trouble. Maybe you have got an better answer?我即将完成我的学业.尽管我做了很多,但是我却将他们弄得一团糟.我发现我和当初想的完全不一样.我没有成为学霸,没有找到女朋友……我还是迷茫.也许你会有更好的答案.结尾视频:(大家一起拍)From this video, I don’t know whether you understand college life. But no matter what you do , no matter what you think ,never waste your every minute. (最后一句大家一起说)Because time doesn’t wait you!从这个短片中,我不知道你们是否明白大学生活的真谛,但是不管你还在做什么,不管你还在想什么,都不要浪费你的每一分钟.因为时间不会等你!篇三:四人英语话剧剧本四人英语话剧剧本-The Rolling OrangeThe Rolling Orange讲述桔子的故事.一天早上,桔子一家醒来,发现人们开着卡车,搬着梯子,来摘桔子了,快来看看他们的命运如何吧.人物Tom: Father OrangeKlye:Mother OrangeWallis: Older Sister OrangeJessie: Little Brother OrangeCharactersFather Orange: He is a middle-aged, considerate, and thoughtful man. Mother Orange:She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father. She is also very optimistic.Older Sister Orange:She is young , energetic, and competitive .Little Brother Orange: He is the youngest and, therefore, a little spoiled.SCENE I 场景一:果园One Morning in an Orange Orchard.(Today is a sunny day . An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard. )Father:I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field (yawning). Mother: Well, it wasn’t the first time to be like this. Sister: A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks.Brother: That really scared me. They got out and started to climb up ladders.Sister: (Afraid suddenly) Oh! My friends were grabbed and put into large bags. I could hear them yell for help.Father:Hey! We shouldn’t look at them; otherwise, they’ll notice us. Mother: But it’s useless.Sister: Oh, God! We’re discovered!Brother: Oh! We’re being grabbed and pulled from our branches. What will we do for food and water?Sister: It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers. Mother: Well, we’ll just have to do our best.Father:Yeah!SCENE IIOn a Fruit Stand.(After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour, they are placed on a fruit stand. )Sister: Gee! This place is so cold and desolate. I wish we had our friends here on this stand (looks at the opposite fruit stall).Brother: I tried to make friends with these people on our way here, but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared.(Suddenly)Sister: Oh! Mother! How could they do that?Mother: What are you talking about?Brother: I know what she’s talking about (Brother turns to look). Father:What did you see?Sister: My friends were cut up and eaten. How could they do that? I’m so scared. Father:Now, children, be calm.Mother: Sh_ Someone’s coming.Father:Try to be quiet.Sister:I don’t want to be taken away.Brother: Oh! My friend’s being taken away.Sister: Your friend looks so fat.Mother:If we look sour, maybe we won’t be taken away.Brother: That’s a bright idea. But how could we look sour?Mother: Now, children, stop being scared and calm down.Father:Oh! No! I’m being looked at.Mother: I told you not to eat so much. Now you look so fat and juicy. (Father is being taken away.)Brother: Oh, no, Dad!Father:(Sadly) Good bye, children.Sister: Oh! Dad’s being put into the basket and taken away.Mother: Oh, no!Brother: Stop that. Our father can’t be taken away.Mother: Look, he’s being bagged and put into a cart.Sister: Hey! The cart’s wheels are going out of the store.Brother: A car’s pulling up.Mother: Oh, no! His bag is being picked up.Sister: But it’s breaking. And Dad’s falling out.Brother: Dad’s rolling away.All:(Jumping up and down cheering) ROLL! ROLL! He’s getting away. Sister Brother:Yip! Yip! Hurray for Dad!Mother: Oh! Thank God.。
英语搞笑话剧剧本

二人用版本Scene1(At Salesman’s home)N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll b e a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces加旁白1人属于4人用)白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本旁白:Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪:( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后:I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!魔镜:Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?皇后:Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?魔镜:Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后:She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.四人用版本Global warmingA.Class begins, good afternoon everyone.B.C. D :Good afternoon, teacher.A. First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ?B. I think it’s the problem of environment pollution.A. It’s related to our correct answer. But it isn’t correct one.B. Is it the problem of population increasing?A. No.C. Oh. I got it. It’s global warming.A. Right! Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays. Because……B. Teacher. I have a question. It was very cold indeed this winter. I think it’s global cooling!A. You got the wrong concept. Global warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control. So it will be sometimes very cold.B. Teacher. What causes “ global warming”?C. I know. Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature. It causes global warming.A. You are right. Do you know what will happen with the global warming?B. Yes. The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water. Human will have no places to live.C. Surely, we don’t want that will happen.A. What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?B. I think we can protect the environment from ourselves. We can plant treesC. When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves.A. Ok. Students, we can’t only speak but not do later . Let us go planting tre es.D. Oh, teacher! Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it’s tree-planting day!A. Yes! Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment. B.C.D.Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!A. That is good . I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment. Now the class is over bye-bye students!B.C.D. good bye. Teacher.(4人版本)Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company. This day they are talking in the office.Ca: Bingo! I finally finish this case. It is really tough! I have not slept well for almost a week.Wing:Me too .I always get so busy in this season. I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much. What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case?Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion. Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!Ca: You are right. Let’s pig out on junk food!Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown. I miss German food!Ca: so do I .how much I love French food!Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before. Do you have any recommendation?Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse Ci: They all sound yummy. But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families?Wing&Ca: NoCi: The answer is dumplings!Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted .Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time.Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me .what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together. I will teach you how to cook it.Ca: Great! That is fantastic. Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplingsWing: Very good idea! We could busy some basic ingredient at the suppermarket after work.Ci: Sure.We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger. (The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)CiCiours some pour on the table and sai d:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”Ca: sure, here you are .what s next?Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together .be careful ,don’t add too much water.Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it .shall I blend them?CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well. A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.(an hour later)Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared .lets start!CiCi: Wait! I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look, what are these?Ca: Wow! Cheese! Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine. Wing: God. Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready.Ca: So it is a complete big meal.Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life. Let’s cheers!Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!。
英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)

英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)-CAL-FENGHAI.-(YICAI)-Company One1甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can getthe chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go ononce more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状) and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?丁:My name Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?三人同声:we are past,right?甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) WhatNobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?三人齐答:yes,we do!甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!。
4人英语短剧剧本
4人英语短剧剧本[搞笑版大话西游]Three Times’ Beating Monster人物:T唐僧S:孙悟空E:猪八戒J:沙僧B:白骨精B1:B变成的村姑B2:B变成的太婆B3:B变化成的老头N:哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出,递给S)S: Look,master (凑近T)………(T、S一齐转向E)T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust(欲望),lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人,望着)Can I join you?T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来,看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: (倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲,走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住,咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看后面是什么,T挡)S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后,S打,不想打到T头,T晕,S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: (想阻止,未及)You,you.....(险些晕,E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲,离去)(音乐,营造“假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: (惊)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗,被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后,打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏)T: Let's go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......a。
4人英语话剧剧本It's_a_Small_World[1]
4人英语话剧剧本It's a Small WorldCastKobe: K; play presenterAllen: Ab (boy)Johnson: JBZ: BArthur: Ag (Girl)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene IK: There was a lovely village in the countryside. Allen, Johnson, Bz, and Arthur are good friends. Here, they are creating the most beautiful memories.B: Hey! Look! A shooting star!Ag: Where?B: Here! (Take out a big special ring!)Ag: So, what is this for?B: Will you marry me?Ab: Sure, honey!(Ag takes out a hammer and hits Ab.)Ab: Ouch! OK! I'll be quiet.J: Hey, guys! What are you talking about?Ab: They are talking about their future. (Point at Ag and B.)J: Their future?Ag: No! Our futures. I'm gonna be a worldwide famous writer.Ab: I'm gonna be the greatest singer. And I'm worried that there will be too many girls hanging around and crazy for me!(J, B, Ag pretend to be disgusted.)J: As far as I am concerned, becoming the most successful businessman is my life goal.Ag: What about you, BZ?Ab: To marry her, right? (Ab hits B gently.)Ag: Come on! Be serious. Let him tell us.B: I want to stay here and be a farmer.Ag: All right! We're only ten now. Who knows what will actually happen in the next ten or twenty years? J: Whatever our dreams are, no matter where we are, twenty years from now, we'll all come here having a reunion.Ab: And don't forget, we are…K: Wait for me!...All: Friends forever!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene II转自:http://咖啡吧剧本网K: Twenty years later, at Johnson Rich's company.(Phone rings.)Secretary A: Hello! This is Rich telephone company. May I help you? OK! OK! bye-bye!Secretary B: (Knock, Knock, Knock!) Mr. Rich, may I come in?J: Come in!Secretary B: (With a flirting look) Mr. Rich, Can I invite you to dinner tonight?(Secretary A cuts in between the two of them.)Secretary A: Hey! Young lady! You may be young and beautiful, but I’ve been working here much longer than you. I really don't mind you inviting Mr. Rich to dinner, if you don’t want to work here anymore!J: Yo, ladies. Nothing but business, O.K.? Now, go back to your work!Secretary A: Sir!J: Now what?Secretary A: This is the ad for the new cell phone design, and the main idea is "It's a small world!"J: Good job! Look, my cell phones make the world smaller.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene III(At Arthur’s new book press conference)Reporter A: Congratulations, Arthur. We know that you are the winner of the Pulitzer Prize.Reporter B: Why did you want to write this book?Ag: Well, I always believe that touching words can comfort people. Many people in the world live a difficult life. With words, we can tell them that they're not alone wherever they are.Reporter C: Why did you name the book "It's a small world "?Ag: It’s said that “the pen is mightier than the sword.” Through words, we can express our love, thoughts, and feelings to our friends. The power of words shortens the distance among people and makes the world smaller, right?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene IV转自:http://咖啡吧剧本网(At Allen Baker’s concert…Allen’s fans are crazy for him and screaming everywh ere.)Host: Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome our super star, Mr. Anderson!!(Fans scream like crazy.)Ab: (Singing) It can happen to anyone of us, anyone you think of. Anyone can fall. Anyone can hurt someone they love. Hearts will break. Cause I made a stupid mistake…(A fan shakes hands with Allen, and then passes out and is taken away.)Ab: Thank you! Maybe you don’t understand the language I speak. Maybe we have different blood in our bodies. But I really hope that I can deliver something to you all and make you understand what I try to express.And I really really hope the music can shorten the distance between us and make the world smaller. Thank you! I love you all !!(Two crazy fans run to Allen and hold him tight. The guards drag them away.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene V(At Bz Farmer’s Big Tomato Award Ceremony…)Host: Now! I'm honored to announce the first prize winner of the super award. Let's welcome Farmer of the year, Mr. BZ !(BZ runs up to the stage with a surprised look, and his fans cheer for him.)B: My goodness! I can't believe it! Thank you, my tomato fans! (Waving to them with the trophy.) I love my hometown. I grow crops not only for the people living here, butalso for the people all over the world who are suffering from hunger and poverty. My childhood friends have all been very successful in different fields to make the world a better place to live in. Our love binds us together and makes the world smaller. I’m glad that we all made our dreams come true. Thank you! Thank you!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene VIK: Twenty years later, at the Home-coming Reunion…Ab: (To J) I use your cell phone. It's great, man!J: (To Ag) And I read your book!Ag: (To Bz) And I ate your big tomatoes. They are amazingly deliciousB: (To Allen) And I listened to your music. It really takes my breath away!J: Let's have a toast to my cell phones.Ab: No! To my music.Ag: To My books.B: To my love and to our friendships.J: All these things have made the world smaller. We feel so much closer to each other now.All: Oh! What a small world!Director: Cut! Cut! You all did a great job. Let's call it a day.(Freeze the scene with them holding their belongings, microphone, cell phone, book, and big tomato.)。
四人英语搞笑话剧剧本 (1)1 3700字
三一文库()〔四人英语搞笑话剧剧本 (1)1 3700字〕甲:llo,vry o, av you vr s moviAvaar? Ya, you ar rig, Im dircor-- Camro Diaz, applaud , ak you....Rcly, I ill dirc a movi calld Avaar 2 , oday, r ill b a audiio ad I ill slc r acrsss o ca g cac o prorm i is ilm i amous acrss---A aaay, OK, ls bgi. A irs , al so, umbr o, ls lcom.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):o ,oy ,dar ,s ,darlig dircor, mosbauiul carmig, sxy girl is comig , vry body kos m, rig? Ya, Im icol Kidma, op your ys as big as you ca ad old your bra, r ill b a uiqu, aasic dac so or you,I bliv a all o you ill b crazy abou i ,(打个响指) com som music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), ak you,(面向导演), oy, is i a odrul prormac?甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),o, darlig, ar you Ok?甲:...my god, av you us som simula drugs is morig, you mak my rvs rvous. G ou , x o.乙:o o ...s ,you brak my ar...(掩面离去)丙:o i sms o b srious. God blss m(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), ic o m you, dircor.甲:(与之握手),ic o m you oo, so. iroduc yoursl plas.丙:Im Cli Dio, you ko, I do av oo mayacivms, I jus o iv Grammy aards, 12 orld Music Aards, 7 Amrica Music Aards , 21 Juo Aards ad(做沉思状) o, I org i , a Oscar Aard, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),o, calm do, calm do, is jus a pic o cak or m ,you ko, I....甲:ok ,sop, im is limid, jus bgi丙:OK!!! Ill us my irs sigaur sog o coqur you --my ar ill go o, jus joy i.ar, ar, rvr you ari bliv a ar dos go ooc mor, you opd door(甲sop sop,丙不理,继续作深情状)ad your r i my ar,ad my ar ill go o ad o.甲:guard ,guard, lp, drag is mad oma ou.O, Im dyig op x o ill giv m a surpris 丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)o b, or o o b ,is aqusio!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),Im glad o s。
英文剧本四人短剧
英文剧本四人短剧Title: Four-Person Short PlayIntroduction:This four-person short play revolves around a group of friends who find themselves entangled in a series of comedic misunderstandings. The play explores themes of friendship, miscommunication, and the importance of being open and honest with one another. Through witty dialogues and humorous situations, the characters navigate their way through their predicaments, leading to unexpected resolutions.Characters:1. Mark - A charismatic and outgoing individual, always ready to crack a joke but sometimes prone to making hasty assumptions.2. Sarah - A practical and direct person, who prefers clear and straightforward communication.3. Alex - A friendly and thoughtful character, known for beinga good listener but occasionally overthinking situations.4. Emily - A lighthearted and carefree personality, who often finds herself unintentionally causing confusion.Scene 1: The Invitation(Mark and Sarah are sitting in a cafe, discussing plans for an upcoming party.)Mark: So, Sarah, you know that party I've been planning? It's going to be epic!Sarah: Yeah, I heard about it. Can you give me the details?Mark: Of course! It's this Saturday, at my place. But remember, it's a costume party!Sarah: Oh, I didn't know it was a costume party. Thanks for letting me know. Any specific theme?Mark: No, you can choose anything you like. It's going to be wild!(Scene transitions to Alex and Emily having coffee at another table.)Alex: I've heard about Mark's party. Are you going?Emily: Yeah, it sounds fun! I can't wait to see what everyone will be wearing.Alex: What do you mean? I thought it wasn't a costume party?Emily: Oh no! Mark told me it's a costume party. I hope Idon't look out of place.(Scene 2: Preparations)(Sarah and Alex meet coincidentally at a costume rental store.)Sarah: Hey Alex, have you heard about Mark's party?Alex: Yes, I have! Emily, on the other hand, believes it's a costume party.Sarah: Emily thinks it's a costume party? What if we've all got the wrong idea?Alex: We need to confirm with Mark. Let's give him a call.(Scene transitions to Mark's apartment. Sarah and Alex confront Mark.)Sarah: Mark, we need to settle this once and for all. Is your party a costume party or not?Mark: Oh no, Emily got it wrong. It's not a costume party. I just wanted to see if people would show up dressed up for no reason!(Scene 3: The Party)(The scene is set at Mark's party. Sarah, Alex, and Emily are all awkwardly dressed in costumes.)Emily: Why are you guys dressed up too? I thought I was the only one who got the wrong information.Sarah: We thought it was a costume party because of the misunderstanding. We were just trying to make the best of it.Alex: Let's not worry about it. We can still have fun. (Laughs) At least we can laugh about this for years to come.Conclusion:In this four-person short play, a simple miscommunication creates chaos among friends. Through their misunderstandings, the characters learn the importance of clear and open communication. The comedic situations and witty dialogues serve to entertain the audience while reminding them of the significance of honest communication in maintaining healthy relationships. The resolution highlights the power of laughter in diffusing tension and creating lasting memories among friends.。
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甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway, OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.
乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞
吻):oh ,honey ,dear ,sweet ,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?
甲:(作目瞪口呆状),
乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?
甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.
乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)
丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.
甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too, so. introduce yourself please.
丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down, it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....
甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin
丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.
near, far, wherever you are
i believe that the heart does go on
once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)
and you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
甲:guard ,guard, help, drag this mad woman out.
Oh, I'm dying hope the next one will give me a surprise 丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be, or not to be ,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see
you ,my dear princess.
甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise ,so what's your name?
丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh.. ,it's ok ,then how about Robin Meade?(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.
甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....
丁:ok , ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah! 甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.
丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!
甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,
丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.
甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day ,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress. Oh, I'm dying , you three, come here,
三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance ,right?
丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?
丁深情状:princess, you like my poet, right?
三人同声:we are past, right?
甲:eh. .Thank you for your eh.. Wonderful performance ,but, I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What? Nobody comes here except they three, oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬
头),pass!
三人欢呼,说:we make it, we are superstar!
乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you, we love you so much(飞个吻)
甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward
to your progress .Do you have confidence? 三人齐答:yes ,we do!
甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight, fight, fight!。