经典英语小笑话短文阅读

经典英语小笑话短文阅读

好消息是有位先生对你的画很感兴趣，他问你会不会和很多画家一样，作品等到死了以后更值钱。

我告诉他这是当然的，以你的潜力，死了以后画作一定更有价值。

结果他一口气买了十五幅，这是好消息的部分。

」画家问：「那坏消息呢?」老板回答：「那位买十五幅画的人，就是你的医生!」经典英语小笑话短文篇二A Family Tradition(Originally In Chinese)Two madmen were talking in the mental hospital, and one said, "I have decided to give mysister to you in marriage once we are out of here."

」另外一个说：「多谢啦!这个不行哪!」「为什么不行呢?」「因为我的家庭的传统都是亲戚才能够结婚的，不能跟外人结婚。

」「怎么会有这种家族的风俗呢?」他说：「你看，我的外婆跟我的外公结婚，我妈妈跟我爸爸结婚，我姐姐跟我姐夫结婚，我怎么能够跟你的妹妹结婚?」经典英语小笑话短文篇三One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it could mean?""You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile.On Valentine's Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package.Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".看了“经典英语小笑话短文的人还看了：1.超

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