摩登家庭 -第4季第12集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语-打印-word版

So we're going to Santa Barbara to pick up the bassinet. 我们要去圣巴巴拉拿摇篮车

Or we can save five hours 或者我们省下5个小时

and go around the corner to baby town. 直接去拐角处的婴儿市场

What are you doing all day? 你今天要干嘛

- Jay! - It's fine, mom. -杰 -没关系的妈妈

No, it's not fine. Today's Manny's birthday. 怎么没关系今天是曼尼的生日

Aw, jeez. I'm sorry, kid. 呀孩子真是抱歉

Don't worry. Reuben's family's taking me for a birthday lunch. 别担心

罗本一家要带我去吃生日午餐

You see? Even the Reubens remembered. 你看连罗本一家都记得

We'll be back at 6:00, 我们会在6点回来

and we're taking you to a special birthday dinner. Okay? 然后带你去吃特别生日晚餐好不好- We are? - Jay! -真要吗 -杰

I'm sorry, kid. 抱歉孩子

I wasn't sorry. It was a setup. 我并不抱歉那只是障眼法

We're throwing him a big surprise birthday party. 我们要给他办一个大型惊喜生日派对

And he totally fell for it, the little jerk. 他竟然完全信了那个小兔崽子

I mean, that's the whole point of a surprise party. 那正是惊喜派对的意义所在嘛

You take someone who you really love 你把自己真心爱的一个人

and you play 'em like a fool. 当傻子一样耍

That's not the whole point of all this. 那才不是我们这样做的全部意义

Manny has been feeling a little bit neglected, 曼尼感觉自己有点被忽略了

and I wanted to give him the most special day. 所以我想给他一个最特别的日子

This is the last birthday 我们三个人单独庆生

that it's only going to be the three of us. 也就这最后一次了

I can't wait to see the little dope's face. 我迫不及待想看到小宝贝了

...And then that smug Carol Chu was all, 然后那个自以为是的卡萝·曲就开始咆哮

"You can't dig without an environment impact study." "没有环境影响报告是不能挖的"

And then I was like, "Bam!" 然后我"嘭"地一下

and then I slapped the study onto Charlie's desk, 把报告甩在了查理的桌子上

and Carol was like, "But--but--but--" 卡萝就在那里 "但但但是"

and then I was like, "Chu on that!" 然后我就说 "去"你妈的

You said that? 你那么说了吗

Well, not with my mouth. With my eyes and my swivel. 没用嘴说用我的眼神和潇洒的转体So how was your day at work? 你呢今天工作怎样

Oh, you know, fine. 就那样还行

Yeah? 是吗

I'm an idiot. 我真是个笨蛋

I know Cam's been struggling since he went back to teaching.

我知道小卡自从回去教书就一直很挣扎

The students, the faculty-- 那些学生那些教员

None of it's clicking. 没一个好对付的

The last thing he needed 他绝不会想听到

was me going on about my latest work triumph. 我最近工作有多成功

And then it got worse. 之后情况更糟糕了

Come on, daddy. It's time for our wedding. 大爸快过来我们的婚礼要开始了

- What's happening? - Oh, Lily and I are gettin' married. -什么情况 -莉莉和我要结婚了

Uh, what's happening? 什么情况

When she proposed, I thought it was a little weird, 当她求婚的时候我觉得有些诡异

but then I read it's a phase that some girls go through. 但后来我查到有些女孩会经历这个阶段- So... - Oh, no, well, I just think it's the cutest thing ever. -所以 -是我只是觉得这超可爱Here, dad. I made you this ring. 给你二爸我为你做了这枚戒指

Cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute! 太太太太太可爱了

Do you have a ring for me? 你有戒指要给我吗

Well, Lily, it wouldn't be a wedding without a ring. 莉莉没有戒指就不是婚礼了

Yay. Loving this! 耶好有爱啊

Daddy, move. 大爸走开

Okay, I guess I'll just go sit on the groom's side. 好吧我猜我要坐在新郎那边

Oh, come on, Cam. It's fun. 得了小卡好玩而已

Oh, it's fun. It's--it's super fun! 好玩真是超好玩啊

You finally got married! Hooray! 你终于结婚了万岁

- Oh! - Are you okay, sweetie? -嗷 -你还好吧宝贝儿

What do you think?! 你觉得呢

This is very rare indeed. 真是百年难见的奇景啊

Geekus nerdipithicus in its natural habitat. 奇葩书呆子回归自然本性

- Alone as usual. - Mine. -一如既往地独自一人 -我的摄像机

Hey, give it back. 嘿拿回来

Gloria asked me to record Manny's birthday. Mom! 歌洛莉亚叫我给曼尼的生日会录像妈Alex, give it back To your brot-- 艾丽克斯还给你弟

Mm, sorry. I tried to care. 算了我实在懒得管

This is everything I made at the boutique last week. 这是我上周在时装店赚的所有钱了

I'm not gonna have any money left for me. 你全拿去我就什么都没了

Should've thought of that before you got thrown out of school.

你在被学校开除之前就该想到这点

You live here, you pay rent. 你住在这里就得交租

You used to be fun. 你以前可是个老好人

You used to be--what? Oh, yeah, at college. 以前是吗上大学的时候

Uh, hang on. Wait. 等等

Gloria says that we are surprising Manny 6:00 tonight, 歌洛莉亚说今晚6点要给曼尼一个惊喜but she wants us there at 4:00, 但她要我们4点就到那

which means she's expecting us to do the setup. 就是说她要我们来布场

I say we leave here around 5:00. 我说我们5点走

Great. 好的

That's Kenny from work. 是我同事肯尼

Oh, I'll get it. 我去开

We're going to a street fair, 我们要去集市

so we'll just meet you guys at the party. 所以我们派对上见

Oh. You've been spending a lot of time 你和这个新同事肯尼

- with this Kenny from work. - Stop it right now. -最近老是黏在一起嘛 -打住

Is it gettin' romantic? 有开始暧昧吗

- N-- - Yeah... -没-- -是的吧

- Well... - Yeah. -其实嘛... -是的吧

Mom, this is Kenny. And, dad, you already met. 妈这是肯尼爸你们已经见过了Uh, yeah. First of all, Kenny, sick ponytail. 是哦首先肯尼胡须真浓密啊

Oh, thanks, man. 谢谢

- Kenny designs jeans for our boutique. - Uh-huh. -肯尼给我们店设计牛仔裤 -呵呵

Oh! That reminds me. I got something for you. 提醒我了给你带了东西

What are you, a 32-34? 你穿多大的 32-34吗

What are you, 36, 38? 你"多大" 36 38岁吗

- What are you, in my mind? - Put 'em on your body. -你是我肚子里的蛔虫吗 -穿上看看Will do. Will do. 好的好的

Phil, honey, d--uh-- 菲尔亲爱的

Kenny is kind of a big deal. 肯尼可是个名人哦

What does that fashion web site call you again? 那个时尚网站叫你什么来着

a "Jean-ius." Spelled like "Jeans." "牛才" 拼写和"牛仔"很像

Mortifying. 真是愧不敢当

And a "Rack star." Ohh. 还有"衣架巨星"

And a "Rack star." Ohh. [发音和摇滚巨星Rock Star相似]

Hey, what was the headline again? 那个标题是什么来着

Oh, yeah. "He's denim-ite." 对 "他是天命牛仔奇才"

Oh, yeah. "He's denim-ite." [牛仔布:denim]

What an embarrassing week you've been having. 那你这周多尴尬呀

Ooh. Yeah. Mm. 是呀

I'm just trying to stay fresh creatively, you know, 我只是想保持鲜活的创造力

made my bones in men's apparel, 把我的精髓融入男士服装里

and now I'm working with these local boutiques... 现在我正和当地的这些精品店合作

just trying to get into girls' jeans. 尝试涉猎女款牛仔

- Phil! - There's no Phil here! -菲尔 -菲尔已经不在了

These jeans just slipped on me so perfectly. 这牛仔裤太合身了

My name must be pantsarella. 我已经改名为穿牛仔的灰姑娘

Boom! Comfortable, right? 赞舒服吧

Like a diaper. Mm. 舒服得像尿布一样

- Well, we should get going. - Oh, yeah. -我们该走了 -是呀

Um, but you wanted to say... Something. 但是...你想说点什么

- Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. Yeah. - Okay. -对是的是的抱歉 -说

Uh, listen... 听着

You made it seem like you had jeans for both of us, 你弄得好像是给我们夫妻都送了牛仔裤And Claire hasn't gotten hers yet, so... 但是克莱尔没有拿到她的所以...

- I am so sorry. - Don't worry about it. -真是不好意思 -别担心

Here you go. 给

- Enjoy. - Kenny, you're amazing. -要喜欢哦 -肯尼你太赞了

- No, man. - Have fun. -不是 -玩得开心

You're amazing. 你才是真的赞

I love him. 我真喜欢他

Phil! 菲尔

- You think he likes me? - Phil! -你觉得他喜欢我吗 -菲尔

That is a date. They're going on a date. 那是个约会他们要去约会

What? He's practically my age. 什么他几乎跟我同岁了

Okay. Uh, yeah, right, right. 是的对对对得很

And what middle-aged guy would be interested 什么样的中年男人会对一个

in a young, attractive, newly legal woman? 年轻漂亮刚成年的女人感兴趣呢

Oh, that's right! All of them. 对了所有中年男人都那样

That's not true. I wouldn't. 不对我就是个例外

Really? 真的吗

Hermione Granger? 赫敏·格兰杰不是吗

- What? - Mm-hmm. -什么 -嗯哼

I'm just a "Harry Potter" Fan. 我只是个"哈利波特"迷而已

Yeah. 是啊

Has she blossomed into a lovely young lady? 她有长大成为一名可爱的年轻女士吗

Yes, but--Luke, 是的但是卢克

I'm never telling you anything! 我再也不告诉你任何秘密了

oh, my god, Jay! Look how beautiful! 天啊杰快看多漂亮啊

Look at this. But the bookstore is empty. 你看看这多挤书店却空荡荡的

That's why China's kicking our ass. 正因此中国才要领先我们了

33! 33号

Ay, no. 59. 不是吧 59号

We're so late, and we still have to pick up the drinks. 我们来太晚了而且我们还得去取饮料Excuse me. I'm terribly sorry. Excuse me. 借过不好意思借过

Sir? This is my cake right here. 先生那正是我订的蛋糕

How about I'll just leave money, I take it? 我直接付钱然后拿蛋糕走人怎么样

Sir, if I did for you, 先生我要是答应你

I'd have to do it for everyone. 就得答应所有人的要求

Not if you just did it for me. 你就当我是个特例好啦

33! 33号

Excuse me. Excuse me. 不好意思不好意思

We're in a hurry. We have a birthday party. 我们有急事我们要举办生日派对

Oh, why didn't you say something? 你怎么不早说呢

We don't see many of those around here. 急着开生日派对的顾客真是"少见"呢

You think you can intimidate me with that attitude? 你以为我会被你恶劣的态度唬住吗- What do I look like to you? - 34! -你以为我多大 -34[胸围]

Thank you, but the point is that my son is waiting in-- 谢谢但重点是我儿子在等着... Gloria, it's not worth it. 歌洛莉亚跟他争不值得

We don't need these people. 我们不用求这些人

- Jay, we need... - Come on. We'll get a better cake. -我们 -走吧能找到更好的蛋糕Are you crazy? How are we gonna... 你疯了吗我们怎么可能...

I've got it covered. Excuse me, miss? 我有办法打扰一下女士

I'm sorry I raised my voice in there, 抱歉我刚才在里面那么大声嚷

especially in front of the baby. 尤其是还当着小宝宝

I know how delicate they can be. 我知道他们是多么的敏感

Oh, you're so nice to say that, 你这么说真是太贴心了

but you know they're sturdier than you think. 但他们其实比你想象中坚强

In fact, every day I learn these little mir-- 实际上每一天我都学到一些小...

Yeah, take care now. 行了你保重

Hey, honey. 嘿宝贝

Daddy, what's in the bag? 二爸包包里装的什么

Oh, it's a present for Manny, 是给曼尼买的生日礼物

and I also got your other daddy a little something 我还给你大爸买了小礼物

'cause he's been feeling down today. 因为他今天心情不太好

How's your eye, sweetie? 你的眼睛怎么样了宝贝

Oh, it's fine. It's just a scratch. 没事了只是小伤而已

Let's go this way, honey. 我们这边走亲爱的

Oh, Cam, are you wearing a suit to Manny's birthd-- 小卡你要穿西服去曼尼的生日派Okay, let's get your hospital band off. 好来摘掉你的绷带

I like it. 我喜欢这绷带

- Okay, that can be your "Something blue" then. - Cam? -就当作"蓝色物品"吧 -小卡

- Okay, that can be your "Something blue" then. - Cam? [新娘佩戴蓝色物品是西方婚礼的传统] Daddy, I wanna drive my car. 爹地我想开我的新车

A car? Oh. A car. 什么新车哇塞新车

Just a second, sweetie. 马上就好亲爱的

Okay, does anyone know a reason why these two shouldn't be wed?

谁有理由不让这两位新人成婚

She's my wife. 她是我老婆

Okay, so by the power vested in me by the State of Candy Land...

那么以糖果帝国授予我的权利...

And Utah. 犹他州授予的吧

And Utah. [该州允许一夫多妻制]

I now pronounce you husband and wife. 我宣布你们正式结为夫妻

Daddy, I wanna play with my car now. 大爸我可以去玩我的新车了吗

Okay. Of course. Yes, sweetie. 当然可以去吧宝贝

But remember, we have to walk down the receiving line. 但记着

我们要顺着迎宾队列徐徐走过

Oh! What a turnout. 噢真是漂亮的出场

Cam, y-you got her a car? 小卡你居然给她买了辆车

I can't help it that you skimped on your wedding. 我无法忍受你娶她竟然舍不得花钱Okay, look, I-I know what's underneath all this, all right? 听着

我知道这一切背后的原因是什么

Right now in your life, 现在你的生活中

- you're feeling, you know, very... - No. -你感到非常... -错

Please do not turn me marrying my daughter into something ugly.

请不要把我和女儿结婚说得那么丑陋

Lily is having the time of her-- 莉莉只是在经历一个人生阶段...

Cam! 小卡

Oh, please. Do not blame me. 拜托那不是我的错

We always knew there was a strong possibility 你我都早有预料她很可能

she'd be a terrible driver. 会是个糟糕的司机

I know we're running late, Claire. 克莱尔我知道我们晚了

We'll be there soon. 我们马上就到

Just start setting up. 你们先开始布置吧

What do you mean, "Surprise, surprise"? 你说"真是个意外"是什么意思

Hang on. I've gotta go. You take care. 等等我得挂了你先忙着吧

- What's the matter? - Jay, I can't find the parking ticket. -怎么了 -杰我找不到停车票了Calm down. Everything's gonna be fine. 别着急一切都会好起来的

Oh, good. It's a male attendant. 太好了是个男服务生

What does that mean? 你什么意思

How would you get out of this situation if I wasn't here? 想想我不在的话

你会怎么给自己解围

Hey, pal, 你好哥们

My housekeeper forgot her ticket. 我家保姆找不到停车票了

You're going to need to back up, go up to the third level, 你们得倒回去然后到三层的and find the pay station. 付款台去付停车费

Ay, you can't just let us go? 你就不能放我们过去吗

I know I put it somewhere here but I cannot find it now. 我肯定是放在哪儿了但就是找不到Pay station. Third level. 去付款台在三层

Maybe you can let us go now, 你先放我们走嘛

and then next time I do you two times? 下次人家一次性给你"两次"好吗

The only way you're going to get out 你们想出去唯一的办法就是

is to go back to the pay station. 回到付款台交费

Actually, there is another way. 实际上还有一个办法

You okay? 你还好吗

Let's drive through something else! 好极了我们再去撞几个栏

The gala celebration is only minutes away. 盛大的庆典马上就要开始了

Delectable refreshments, 到处是美味的饮品

excited classmates, 兴奋的小同学们

And what's this? The most beautiful sight of all? 这是什么世上最美的景象不过如此

Go away! 走开

He's old. She's young. It's gross. 他一把年纪她年轻貌美真恶心

Honey, nothing's happening. 亲爱的他们没什么的

Young people seek out older mentors all the time. 年轻人总是喜欢向长辈学习

When I was 17, 当年我17岁时

I was really close with my friend Stacy's mom. 我和我朋友斯黛西的妈妈走得很近

Mrs. Robinson was a former cheerleader, 罗宾逊女士以前也是拉拉队员

so she knew just how to massage my legs after practice.

她特别清楚训练后该如何给我按摩大腿

She had her own homemade Bengay that didn't burn 她有一种自制的缓解肌肉酸痛的药膏no matter where she rubbed it on me. 无论怎么在身上蹭都不会有灼热感

If I had the chance to go over there, 如果我有机会去她那里

I never missed an opportunity. 我不会错过任何机会的

I think maybe you did. 我想你或许错过了很多"鸡会"

Oh, I forgot the present in the car. 我把礼物忘在车里了

Oh. All right. I'm gonna go take a squirt while you grab it. 好吧你去取我去放个"水"

- I know! - I love us! -好笑吧 -好爱我们俩

It's crazy! 屌爆了

- I'm gonna fight him. - Phil. -我要揍死他 -菲尔

No, Claire, I'm gonna fight him up real nice. 别拦我克莱尔我要狠狠揍他一顿

How about you start with a threat? 要不还是先威胁他一下吧

Hey, Claire, um, could you help me with this? 克莱尔你能帮我一把吗

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 行行行

Yeah, you gotta go around the other side. 你到那边去

- I need to keep my eyes on Phil. - Ooh, what's happening? -我得盯着点菲尔 -怎么了

He's about to drop the hammer on Haley's new boyfriend. 他马上要去把海莉的新男友吓跑He's twice her age, and it's disgusting. 他比她大一倍太令人作呕了

Yeah, reminds me of 是啊让我想起

a certain manager at the Cheesecake Factory that you dated.

你当年约会过的某奶酪工厂的小经理

Oh. Todd. 你说Tod啊

He had a camaro... and power. 他可是有车又有权

Ugh! He was nasty. You just did it to get a rise out of dad. 他糟透了

你跟他约会就是为了气老爸

Yeah, well, look how well that worked out. 是啊但事与愿违

It didn't bother dad at all, and then I was stuck with a guy 老爸一点反应都没有而我却落了个who smelled like potato skins 身上一股土豆皮味

and said "Supposably". 且用"倘若"这种蹩脚词的男友

Well, you have to admit, dad played that pretty brilliantly. 你必须承认老爸那招还挺灵的You know, after a few weeks, 没过几周

you got bored with him, and then you dumped him. 你就厌倦了那男人把他给甩了

I did. 是啊

I dumped him up real nice. 我狠狠把他给甩了

- Phil. - Claire. Oh, come on. -菲尔 -克莱尔拜托

Phil, you can't say anything to Kenny. 菲尔千万别对肯尼说任何话

- What? - No. -什么 -不行

I know why Haley is doing this. 我知道海莉为什么这样做

She's doing it to get back at you for being so hard on her. 她是为了报复你对她那么严厉I did the same thing to my dad. 我当初也是这么对付我爸的

First of all, I'm not your dad. 首先我跟你爸可不一样

And do you think I'm just gonna let this happen? 而且你觉得我会任由她跟他约会吗Trust me. The more it bothers you, 相信我你越是生气

the longer he stays. 他呆的时间就越长

The more we ignore it... 而我们越是坐视不管...

Up top, dad! 来击个掌老爹

Yeah! 好耶

Nailed it. 搞定

...the sooner Willie Nelson's on the road again. 那位威利·尼尔森就会越早走人

...the sooner Willie Nelson's on the road again. [美国乡村歌手也是大胡子长头发]

I'm so conflicted. 我好纠结

What you're saying makes sense up here, 我脑子里知道你说得有道理

but it's not what I wanna do here. 我心里却不能接受

And I just feel so damn comfortable down here. 我臀部这里却感觉好舒服

I forgot to tell ya I put that in the trunk. 忘了告诉你我把那东西放在"后背箱"里了

I forgot to tell ya I put that in the trunk. [trunk一词多义: 后背箱/臀部]

Oh, I know. I had to reach under your jeans. 知道我不得不伸到你的裤子下面去拿

- I can't believe that! - We're so crazy! -难以置信啊 -我们屌爆了

It's adorable! 你个小可爱

Wanna see outside? 出去转转吧

yeah. 好啊

Sweetie, I brought you a cookie. 宝贝我给你买了饼干

I ate at the emergency room. 我在急诊室吃过了

You worked that in seamlessly. 你那缝合的很完美啊

Oh, come on. It was-- it was an accident. 别这样那只是场意外

Stop beating yourself up. Hey, let's go mingle. 别再自责了走我们也一起乐去No. You know what? 不其实吧

Some of my students are here, and I'm just-- 我有几个学生在这我现在...

-I'm not in the mood. -All right. -我没那个心情 -好吧

Cam, we're gonna talk about this. I know what's going on. 小卡我们得谈谈了

我知道你在闹什么别扭

You're obviously going through something at school. 你肯定在学校工作不顺

You're struggling, and I have just made things worse 你心里挣扎难受我还火上浇油By bragging about what a hero I've been at work recently. 夸自己工作如何得心应手没考虑你的感受

And it--it's-- it's not a competition. 但这不是在跟你竞争

You know, my victories are your victories. 我的成功就是你的成功

Your defeats are my defeats. 你的失败就是我的失败

Hey, Mr. Tucker! There he is! 塔克老师他在这儿

*Bow across a cello string 拉动琴弦*

*Piano keys a hammerin 弹奏钢琴*

*Voices raised in harmony 美妙音乐*

*For our dear ol' Cameron 致我们亲爱的卡梅隆*

We love you, Mr. Tucker! We love you! You're the best! 爱你塔克先生你是最棒的Bye! Bye! 再见老师

Yeah, it's been a nightmare. 是啊确实像噩梦一般

And thank you for assuming I'm terrible at my job. 谢谢你认为我不能应付自己的工作No. 不是的

Hey, everybody. Sorry we're late. 我们到了抱歉迟到了

We got caught doing a bunch of stuff. 我们路上遇到点事耽搁了

Or not doing a bunch of stuff. 或者什么事儿都不干

Okay, manny is going to be here soon, 好啦曼尼马上就到了

So let's go over the plan. 我们把步骤再过一遍

When we hear him coming, we turn off the light. 听到他快进来时我们把灯关掉Then when he comes in and turns it on, 他一进来我们就把灯打开

We all scream "Surprise!" 然后大喊"惊喜"

You got a pen? I wanna write this down. 有笔吗我得记下来

He's coming up the driveway! 他正从车道走过来

He's here early! Hurry up! 他来早了大家各就各位

Hurry! Hurry! 快快

Ahh, shh, shh, shh. 嘘嘘嘘

Quick. I don't want the neighbors to see us. 快点别让邻居看到

You're sure we're alone? 你确定屋里没人吧

Yeah. They're not home till 6:00. 确定他们6点才会回来

Good, 'cause I wanted to give you your birthday present. 太好了

因为我要给你个特别的生日礼物

Actually, I'd like to see your face. 其实我想看清你的脸

It's harsh, I know. 灯太晃眼了我知道

I begged them to put in a dimmer. 之前跟他们说过该装个调光器

No! 不是的

Surprise. 惊喜哦

Manny, we're so sorry. We didn't mean to-- 曼尼对不起我们本无意...

What? Ruin the greatest moment of my life?! 无意什么把我人生中最美好的时刻搞砸吗Thanks again, mom! 真是谢你了妈

And the surprised becomes the surpriser. 本应接受惊喜的人成为了惊喜制造者

This party had everything. 这派对真是太精彩了

Manny 曼尼

Manny, please come out. 曼尼出来吧

Unless you're here to cut a food slot on my door, 如果你不是来往门上装送食槽

You can leave now. 那么你可以走了

Nobody's going to make fun of you. 没人想捉弄你

Kids make fun of you if you get a haircut. 对孩子来说剪个新发型就会被同龄人取笑

I just gave them a full-blown sex scandal. 我制造了性丑闻这下他们有的吐槽了Everybody's so excited to celebrate with you. 大家本想开心地为你庆祝的

Ay, no. 哎呀不会吧

The baby was ready, but I was not. 婴儿急着要出来可我还不能让他出来

It was bad enough that manny had to share his mother.

让曼尼和别人分享他的母亲已经够委屈他了

I couldn't let him share a birthday, too. 还要和别人分享生日那可不行

You stay in there! 你给我乖乖待在里面

I thought you wanted me to come out. 你不是劝我出来吗

I do! I do! Come out! 是啊是啊出来吧

I do! I do! Come out! 我们还给你偷了蛋糕

Gloria, tag out. Let me give it a shot. 歌洛莉亚闪开让我来

Yes, you fix it. 你来劝劝吧

Look, I'm not gonna sugarcoat this, kid. That was rough. 我不会粉饰这件事那确实挺难堪的Go away! 走开

But there's an upside. 但这事也有好的一面

The best thing about kissing a girl 毕竟吻女孩最让人高兴的

Is you get to tell your friends. 莫过于可以向朋友炫耀

The problem is, they never believe you. 但问题是没人会相信你

But you had witnesses. 现在你有一大帮证人了

We're gonna be talking about this one for years to come,aren't we?

刚才那事可以拿来吐槽好几年呢

You said it, Kenny. 那可不肯尼

Manny seems to me like a-- like a real old soul. 曼尼看起来像个小大人儿

Kenny is amazing at telling the age of a soul. 肯尼非常擅长观察人的心理年龄

Thanks, babe. 谢谢宝贝儿

Age is nothin' but a state of mind, you know? 年龄其实取决于心态不是吗

I mean, I'm probably more of a 14-year-old than he is. 比起他我更像个14岁男孩呢

Believe me, I know 14-year-olds. 相信我我深知14岁孩子什么样

He has a 14-year-old daughter. 他有个14岁的女儿

- Oh, yeah. - Oh, cool! -是的 -太酷了

Oh, honey! You don't have to do that. They have a gardener. 亲爱的用不着你来动手园丁会修剪的

Trust me on this. 相信我对此事的判断

I want to, 我是想相信你

But you're just so wrong about so many things. 但多年来你的判断几乎从来没对过

Just keep practicing. 继续练习

Hey, cam, I-I'm so sorry that I insulted you earlier. 小卡抱歉之前侮辱到你了

I thought that there was something going on at work, 我以为你工作上遇到了什么不顺

And, obviously, I was wrong. 但显然我错了

Well, you're wrong again. It is about work. 那么你又错了确实跟工作有关

This is a fun game. 真是把我闹糊涂了

I didn't bring it up before because I was embarrassed. 我之前没说是因为觉得很难堪

But yesterday was the best day I've had at work yet. 昨天真的是我工作最顺利的一天

I clicked with the students, the teachers. 我和同学们老师们打成一片

- I finally felt like I belonged. - I get it. -我终于融入进去了 -我懂

You couldn't possibly get it. I'm in the middle of my story. 你怎么会懂我话还没说完呢I'm sorry. 抱歉

Every day at 2:30, I call Lily, 每天下午2:30 我都会给莉莉打电话

And we dunk a cookie together. 然后一起泡饼干吃

And yesterday, 可是昨天

I forgot. 我忘记了

Forgot my own daughter. 把女儿忘在一边

And obviously, she resents me for it. 显然她为此记恨着我

It's why she asked you to marry her, to get back at me. 所以她让你跟她结婚以此报复我Okay, here I-I need to point out that she's 5 好吧我必须指出她才5岁

And not a character from "Dynasty." 也不是《豪门恩怨》中的角色

And as much as I try to connect with her, 我越是想亲近她

I just keep making it worse. 越是弄巧成拙

Maybe you're just trying too hard. 或许是你太刻意了

Everybody, come in! 大家快进来

Manny's coming down. 曼尼要下来了

Somebody pick up that towel before someone trips. 谁把毛巾捡起来免得到时有人绊倒Okay. I got it. 好我来

Daddy! 大爸

Okay! Daddy's coming! What's wrong with me?! 别怕大爸来救你我是怎么回事Okay, everybody. So, 好了各位那么

We sing, then presents, then cake. 我们先唱歌然后送礼物最后吃蛋糕

That's a colombian tradition. 那是哥伦比亚的传统

And we do not speak of what happened before. 谁都别提刚才的事

Nobody saw anything. 就当没发生过

That's another colombian tradition. 那也是哥伦比亚的传统

Here he is, the man of the hour! 他来啦我们的小寿星

Happy... 生日...

Gloria, you okay? 歌洛莉亚你没事吧

No, I'm fine! I'm fine. 不我没事我没事

Hap--aah! Aah! "生"...

No way! She peed! 不会吧她尿了

Her water broke! 是羊水破了

So far, 14's not my favorite age. 目前为止我的14岁过得不堪入目

No, it's nothing! Keep singing! Keep singing! 我没事继续唱继续唱

Ha... Ay! Stop it! 生...我不行了

We're gonna pop on over to the hospital. 我们去趟医院

Pizza's on the way. 比萨的外卖就快到了

You think about it, run a mop over this area? 你们能把地板擦擦吗

Ay, manny! I'm so sorry, okay? 曼尼对不起原谅我

And the birthday video becomes a nature film. 生日录像改为自然纪录片

Luke, come on. 卢克别闹了

Oh my gosh! It's happening! 天啊要生了

Manny, I am so sorry about today. 曼尼今天真的很抱歉

I just wanted you to have a happy birthday. 本想让你过个快乐的生日的

And speaking of birth-- days... 说到生日

Don't listen to him. 别听他的

I'm not letting this baby out before midnight. 我不会在午夜前生下这个孩子的This is your day. 今天是属于你的

I'm not gonna let you share it every year, okay? 我不会让你每年与人分享的好吗

Mom, look. 妈听我说

Yeah, I've felt a little neglected lately, 没错我最近有一些被忽视的感觉

but I've had you to myself for 14 years. 但我已经一个人独占你的爱14年了

That makes me a little sad. 你这话让我有些难过

Oh, please. If we had actually forgotten his birthday, 拜托如果我们真的忘记了他的生日he'd be out right now kissing a cute brunette. 他现在就会亲着一个美丽的褐发小姑娘Things work out. 那是好事

You know that I love you no matter what? 你知道无论怎样我都会爱你吗

You're trying to hold another person inside of you 你为了照顾我的情绪而尝试将另一个人to spare my feelings. Message received. 留在肚子里你的爱我明白

Ooh, that's a strong grip. 握得好用力

Ah, that's a--that's a-- that's a-- 好了好了

Ah, she's gettin' close. 快生了

She's at, like, 8 beautiful centimeters. 她的宫口现在已经扩张到美丽的8厘米

Hey. I don't think we've met. I'm Kenny. 嘿我们不认识吧我是肯尼

Hi. I'm disgusted. 你好我觉得恶心

Mitchell, she won't even look at me. 米奇尔她甚至都不想看我

Well, she can't really look at anyone. 她现在谁都看不见

Oh! Look who's back... 瞧谁回来了

Again. What happened this time? 又回来了这次怎么了

He threw me in the pool. 他把我扔到了泳池里

No, that's not what happened. 不不是这样的

It kind of is. 就是这样的

Luke, come on. We don't need to relive it. 卢克得了我们不用再经历一次

- Daddy! - Oh, look at this. -大爸 -看这个

- I'm coming! Daddy's coming! What's wrong with me?! - Mitchell. -我来了大爸来了

我是怎么回事 -米奇尔

When she fell in the pool, she screamed for daddy. 她掉进泳池时是叫大爸救命She calls you "Dad." She calls me "Daddy." 她叫你二爸叫我大爸

- She got scared, and she called out for me. - See? -她害怕时叫的是我 -瞧

I guess daddy was worrying about nothing. 我想大爸是多虑了

But, you know, I can be silly sometimes. 但是有时我是会犯傻的

- You're always silly. - No, you're silly. -你总是犯傻 -不你才傻

No, you're always silly. 不你总是犯傻

No, you're always silly. 不你总是犯傻

Oh, my god. What's wrong with me? 我的天我是怎么回事啊

The contractions are coming a little bit closer. 宫缩越来越密集了

I think we have to call for a nurse. 我想应该叫护士了

No, no, Jay! No, please! I'm sorry. 不杰不要对不起

For what? 为什么

I don't know yet, 我还不知道

but I know that babies make mothers crazy. 但我知道宝宝会让母亲抓狂

and I'm going to be making mistakes, 我会犯错

and the I'm going to be blaming you. 然后我会怪你

Please don't leave me. 求你别离开我

You're a little emotional right now. 你现在有点情绪化了

But it's been so long for me, 但我好久没照顾宝宝了

and a hundred years for you. 对你来说更是时过百年了

Are we still going to be good at this? 我们依然会是优秀的父母吗

It's gonna be an adventure, 这将是一次历险

but that's what you and I do best. 但这是我们最拿手的

Look at today. 看看今天

I can't ever remember having more fun with you. 我觉得我们从未如此开心过