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I love my family. I love my fatherrother. I love my family. I love my daughter and my son. Oh, I love everyone! Yes, I love you. And I know you love me, too! I love my family. I love my father and my mother and my sister and my brother. I love my family. I love my daughter and my son. Oh, I love everyone! Yes, I love you. And I know you love me, too!
①Does Maddy live in a big house?
A. Yes, she does. B. No, she doesn’t. C. Yes, she is.
② What does Maddy’s brother like to do ?
A.Watch a film. B. Ride bikes. C. Go shopping.
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(4) Maddy’s cousins like to play with their father. ( √ )
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Modern FamilySeason 4, Drama 6Manny: Jay, should I get rid of this?Jay:the hat, the jacket, or the cane? actually, yes. just yes.Manny: we're having a yard sale for our social studies class to raise money for UNICEF.The piont is for us to learn about global altruism.Luke: No, the point is for us to raise more money than Miss Cooper's class. so we get a pizza and a pool party.Manny: Your cynicism makes me sad for our world.Luke: Ease up, Delgado. I've seen you with a pizza.Jay: I hate garage sales. Bunch of shady characters going through my stuff. why can't I just write a check?Gloria: Relax, jay. It's just a couple of people in the driveway.Jay: Yeah, yeah, yeah. that's where it starts. Then it's, it's just a local call. “call I use your bathroom?”” my mother needs to lie down.” No, it just stinks.Manny: He did write a check..Gloria: Chi... The less he knows, the better.Luke talking to Haily by Skype on the screen: You're not even here anymore.Haily: But it's my stuff. Where's mom? Luke, take me to mom and move slow. I'm still drunk....ing my coffee. Mom!Claire: what's the problem?Haily: Tell luke not to sell my stuff?Claire: Honey, come on, Give it up. Even John Mayer doesn't have a John Mayer poster anymore.Haily: It's signed by him.Claier: It's time you knew---they come that way.Haley: but it's "To Haley"Claier: In a different color. Your dad wrote that.Haley: Ew! He wrote "my body is a wonderland"Claier: I didn't catch that till after.Alex: Mom, is it okay if Michael comes to the yard sale?Claier: Well, honey, didn't you see him last night?Alex: So? Why don't you like my boyfriend?Claier: I do like him.Claier self express:I'm just 90% sure he's 100% gay.Alex: Yes, when Michael took me to prom, I questioned his sexuality. but then... we made out...a couple times. There was even a little...under..the..shirt action.his chest is very smooth.Phil: heads up! Coming through.Claier: Wow, I am glad you're finally getting rid of that thing.Phil: What? I'm not selling this bad boy. I was gonna meet you at your dad's and get a little exercise on the way. what's… what's your beef with my streets rider?Alex: Even I think it's nerdy, and I'm fluent in elvish.Phil: It's not nerdy. Luke, back me up.Luke: I hope you mean into the garage because I have friends on this street.Claier: Honey, you finally found somehting less cool than those pants that zip off into shorts.Phil: My shants, which you have been gunning for since day one, does it matter to any of you? That this is actually an extremely efficient cardiovascular workout that could prolong my life.Claier: Mm, yeah, but what kind of life? and with whom?...Manny: Remember, everyone, this is for charity. Every dollar we earn helps a diseased child, a starving child, an abused child. Now have fun!Cam: Speaking of starving children, here's my contribution. Six pair of jeans that don't fit me anymore because I've lost 25 pounds. That's like...one, two, three children's bowling balls.Mm, brave! Very nice.Mitch: hey, cam! are...are you really getting rid of all these? I mean, they're almost new. It's...well, what if you (gain back weight again), um...Cam: what if I what, Mitchell? Put the weight back on?Mitch: No! no.no, what if you...you think of some creative art project that requires denim? you know, somehting farm or Kelly Clarkson-themed?Cam: or...I've already done so much with that motif.Mitch: yeah, yeah!Cam: No, no…you know what? No, sell'em! I wanna purge. which, for the record, is not how I lost this weight.Mitch to Claier: Oh, every time. Every time he loses weight, he gets rid of his big pants. And then when he puts the weight back on, he has to buy them all new again. It's…it's a nightmare.Jay: Just put the jeans in the car while he's in the house.Mitch: No, dad! that's incredibly dis...I'm gonna do that, yeah.Luke: Where you think you're going with those?Mitch: Oh, these aren't for sale.Luke: Hey, this is for charity. You know you're taking those jeans out of the hands of some needy, giant children.Mitch: You know they're not getting the actual jeans, right, Luke?Luke: Oh, right. well, then how about a donation?Mitch: 20 bucks?Luke: 100Mitch: 20?Luke: sure. what's it to you if some kid gets sick bathing in poo river, Africa?a people to Jay: How much for the ash tray?Jay: I don't know. What's the tag say?the people: 50cents. but there's chip in it.Jay, well, that's why it's lying on a blanket on my lawn next to some old corn cob handles.the people: I'll give you 35.Jay: you're wearing a 10'000 dolla watch. you're haggling over 15 cents?the people: You live in this place, and you can't let that 15 cents go?Jay: fine, 35.the people: can you break a 50?Jay: Get out.Gloria: manny! what is this case doing here?Manny: I found it in the attic. why? what is it?Gloria: Nothing that concerns you. it's from Colombia.Manny: But I thought you said...Gloria: You…thought…nothing!!! It's going back in the attic, and I want no more questions. Manny: why?Gloria: That's a question.Luke: That was weird. too weird.Manny: I wonder what's in there.Luke: Wake up, Delgado. locked box, from colombia." No more questions? "It's obviously a human head.Manny: Why is that always your first guess?Luke: one of these days, I'm gonna be right.Jay: no way!Phil: You're selling the Harley?Jay: I'm just trying to move it out of the way. Some asshat offered me 100 bucks for it. But with the baby coming, I guess I am gonna sell it.Phil: Oh, She's a beaut.Jay: What, you wouldn't be interested in it, would you?Phil: Why wouldn't I be?Jay: well, I just never though of you a motorcyle kinda guy.Phil: I would be if Claire would ever let me have one.Claire: You can have a motercycle if you want.Phil: ha.hahaha... Can I also have an affair with my super hot receptionist?Claier: What super hot receptionist?Phil: don't change the subject! Now, what would everybody like for lunch?Claier: you don't have to buy a motorcycle if you don't want one, but don't blame it on me. I'm fine with it.Phil: Seriously?Claier: Yeah, yeah. look, I know it's not the safest thing in the world. but it is sexy. Gloria: Yes, a lot more sexy than crazy machine you rode up on. is that somehing that your doctor make you use?Jay: Allright, I'm gonna take this around back, unless you'd like to go for a test-drive. Phil: Sure. Let's go. Not too fast, precious cargo.Jay: I'm not taking you, sweetheart.Phil: I'm driving? awesome!!!Phil self express: I'm terrified of motercycles, but somethigs you have to do things to show the world you're still a man. same reason I got that henna tattoo. japanese symbol for"courage"Cam: yeah!!Alex: oh, Micheal's here! hi, Michael!Cam: Well, well, well. what is this all about? is there a a new man in Alex's life?Claier: Well, she certainly thinks so. is there any way that boy is straight?Mitch: Ooh, what's going on? Who are we looking at?Claire: Uh, it's Alex's new "boyfriend " Michael.Mitch: What's up with the air quote?Cam: She thinks he's gay.Clairer: I think he's gay the same way I think that lamp is hideous (she refers to a lamp on Mitch's hands).Cam: Ok, rough it, made it art class.Claier: Look, I like Michael. I really do.i just...I don't her to get her heart broken when it comes to boys. Her self-esteem is low enough as it is.Cam: I don't know. Alex seems pretty darn tough.Claier: Oh, she's just sarcastic on the outside. inside, she's just a fragile little girl.Mitch: By all means, look right at me when you say that.Claire: If she want to get her heart broken by a gay guy, she can do so when she's 18 or 19 and can drink her way through it.Mitch: Aw. You're a "goodmother"Cam: I don't know, Claire, you could be wrong. Boys aren't as concerned about traditional masculinity anymore. you know, they're not butching it up. the're pushing down their feelings.Mitch: Yes, they care about their clothes.Cam: mm..hmm.Mitch: they...they...they groom.Cam: mm..hmm.Mitch: everbody's hairless. yeah, you can't tell anything anymore.Claier: really?Alex introducing Michael: Hay...Uncle Mitch, uncle Cam, this is Michael.Cam and Mitch: hi!.. hello.Alex: ok, come on.Cam: Yep, he's gay...We sand corrected.Claier: yeah!?07:37/21:38Phil riding: Okay.Jay: Now , be careful. I don't want you to crash.Phil: oh, ohJay: I don't want the bike all scratched up.Phil: ohClaire: And don't be nervous. people make mistakes when they're nervous.Phil: I'm not nervous. haha..haha..I've had bigger hogs than this between legs.Jay: He really oughta run things through his head first.Claire:Yeah.Phil self express: I know I looked super cool on the outside, but on the inside, I was terrified. And then I remembered that Fonzie once put together a whole motorcycle while blind.and I thought. That was a great show, and I got really distracted and...and I forgot I was scared. so I headed up the canyon and I left the city behind. I'd never felt so exhilarated. I don't know exactly when it happened, but somewhere on that lonely road...the bike and I became one. ohh… oh, no,no. oh, you're heavy! No!...ohh!Luke and Manny, Luke: lock the door. okay, let's do this.Manny: No matter what we find in here, I will always love my mother.Luke: Even if it's head?Manny: It's not a head.....oh, my god! It's a head!Luke: Ah! Finally!Cam: Mitchell! I was just in the car, and I found my fat pant in there. Do you know anything about that?Mitch: what? No! Did you forget to put'em out?Cam: No. Remember?! I posed, people clapped I had my moment.Mitch: I do remember that...That...oh, that was a great moment. I am so pround of you. Cam: What's going on? You're being weird.Mitch: What? First, I'm a pants thief.and...and now I can't pay you a compliment? you know who's being weird? You. Here comes Claire! Hey, girl!Claire: I don't know what that was. Okay, I just saw Alex and Michael sittin' in a tree. Don't make me spell this out for you.Mitch:Well, what can you do?Claire: I can't do anything, but you two could talk to her.Mitch: And tell her what?Claire: Michael's playing for the pink team.Cam: Okay, we got to say that. You don't really.Claire:I know, bacuse you have credibility. And I have the opposite of credibility. I have ....ha....I am a mother.Mitch: Okey, we're not doing this.Cam: no..well, now hold on, just a minute.you know, when I was...young and straight, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rock star. I'm not proud of it.Mitch: Ah, you're kinda pround of it. you work it into a lot of conversations. He brought it up yesterday.Cam: Okay, how am I supposed to walk into a dry cleaner and not mention my girlfriend Wendy Jo Martinizer?Claire: Can we get back to my problem?Mitch: You don't have a problem, okay! They're kids, they're gonna work it out.Claire: Can you talk to her?Cam: No!!! Not when she's like this....oh, you mean Alex.Cam: (Seeing Claire nods) Yeah, I'll do it.Claire: Thank you.Phil: Claire, kids, If you're seeing this, then they found my body. or I finally got a signal and I sent it to you in an e-mail. In that case, I'll just call, but...but sometimes you can actually get a pretty decent data signal and no voice. I know I'm not making any sense. I've been trapped out here now for.... 27 minutes. I'm such an idiot…Why did I bring this stupid motorcycle out here? To prove I'm a man? I am a man.Gloria: Many, what's this doing here?Luke: If you don't mind, we'll be asking the question now.Gloria: I do mind.Luke: I apologize.Manny: We couldn't help ourselves, but I've gotta know. Why were you hiding this??? Michael: Love this! sold!Many: What's the story here?Gloria:I don't want to talk about it!Cam: Aw, cute,Mitch: oh, where'd that come from?Manny: I't my mom's. She's being very cagey.Luke: We think something's stashed in the head. it's from Colombia.Manny: Mom, what's the big deal?Gloria: Okay, fine. When I was young, I was in a beauty pageant. all the other girls, for their talent, were juggling knives, as they always do. but I wanted to stand out, so I came up with...Uncle Grumpy.Cam. Okay. Never been so happy. Not leaving till I see it. Hit it, Gloria.a Passingbyer: Excuse me, how much is this vase?Claire: It's your, take it. (to Gloria)so what do you need here? A stool? Glass of water? How do we make this happen? Let's go. I need to see this.Gloria: You see noting!!! That pageant was one of the worst nights of my life, after weeks of rehearsing, I froze, and we were speechless.Cam: Aw, and you lost.Gloria: No. I won. Imagine this, when I was 18. but it was very humiliating. I don't want to do it ever again.Michael: And yet, you kept him all these years. maybe there's a part of you that wants to work through this, get some closure.Gloria: You're wrong, whoever you are.Phil: It's going on 31 minutes. I feel so along. ai...ai...ai...I gotta get my leg free....Why didn't I wear my shants!?Alex: Hey, guys, Check it out.you like my new bracelet?Cam: Ooh, cut.Alex: It's an old curtain ring Michael saw over there. he braided three leather shoelaces around it and Voila.Cam: You know, Alex, you and Michael remind me so much of me and my first girfriend Annabelle Pickett.Alex: Huh? You had a girfriend?Cam: Yeah, Cutest girl in Sunday school, too. so one year, I asked her to go the church bazaar lip sync contest with me, and we did our version of "Endless love"...which was ironic because two weeks later, I fell head over heels for a young square-jawed rodeo ticket taker named Woody Ray.Claire:oh,no.Cam: of course, she was devastated, just destroyed her. and then she spray-painted something unrepeatable on my daddy's barn and never spoke to me again.Claire: Wow, and all because she wanted you to be something…you just weren't... Cam: Mm hmm.Claire: Yeah.Alex: Ugh. Stop. I get it. Iknow what you think about Michael, mom. You didn't have to bring in your big gay guns to back you up.No offense (Turning back to cam).Mitch: None taken.Cam. I kinda like it.Claire: Okay. Honey, I am worried about you. I don't want you to get hurt.Mitch: I told them that this was a bad idea, allright? you know, maybe Michael's gay. Maybe he's not. He is. Your mother just wants you to have all the information so that... that you can go slow.Alex: Uncle Mitchell, he's straight. we kissed.Mitch: Oh, honey, i...I kissed a lot of girs when I wanted to be straight. and your uncle cam kissed some, too, he says. but that's neither here nor there. what's important is that you make your own....where... wait, where are you going?Alex: It's not the olden days anymore, you guys.I can just ask him.Mitch: Hope you're happy...Cam: I'm not...that "olden days" comment was like a punch to the gut. she may as well have spary-painted it on my daddy's barn.Mitch: Yeah, I'm done with this.Cam: Where's he going?A man holding bread baker: Hey, you got any bread? I wanna make sure this thing till works.Jay: Yeah, that's not gonna happen.The man: oh, it doens't have to be bread. I mean, I can get the information I need from, like, a bagel or a frozen waffle.Gay: look, kid, you're just gonna have to roll the dice on this one.The man: I don't know. what's your return policy?Jay: you return, I call the police. where'd you get that?the man: From the kitchen.Gay: Give me that!The man: You selling the pot-bellied pig?Gay: Get out of my driveway.Jay to dog: you're not a pig. you're daddy's little gir.Alex entering the Kitch see Michael: There you are.Michael: Hey. sorry. I got lost in this "Elle decor" Justin Timberlake is designing his own home line, and I'm trying to reserve judgment.Alex: Michael I have to ask you something. I want you to know it's okay either way. but... are you gay?Micheal: What? No! I'm not! I...I took you to prom. I kissed you unless you're boy, I'm pretty sure I'm straight. Are...are you a boy?Alex: No.Micheal: Right, so I am straight!Alex: I didn't mean to make you mad.Micheal: I'm not mad. I'm just... angry.Alex: I'm sorry.and those are synonyms.Micheal: You just know everyting today. can you just give me a minute?Jay came in the Kitch.. to Micheal: Hey, Can I help you?Micheal: Yeah, Why does everybody think I'm gay?Jay: God, I hate yard sales.Gloria to a buyer: Thank you.Luke came to her: Sorry for snooping around and finding your old man doll.Gloria: In Colombia, if you snoop around the wrong box, you might end up inside that box. Luke: I shouldn't have done it. Now I feel bad for Manny.Gloria: What do you mean?Luke: well, I don't know. he's always talking about how brave you are, how you're afraid of anything, now... he just seems a little sad.Gloria: How sad?Luke: Don't worry. it's a good thing. he needs little dose of reality. you walk around school, telling everyone how great your mommy is all the time, you find yourself on the business end of wedgie.Luke self express: I know how to push buttons to get what I want. and what I want is to see a puppet show.Cam to Mitch: J'accuse!Mitch: I'm sorry. one more time?Cam: It's just a dramatic way of accusing you...of stashing my fat pants in a bush! Saboteur!Mitch: that's a second way.Cam: How...could.. you?Mitch: And a third.Cam. Why, Mitchell? why?Mitch: Cam...oh, come on. all right, the....this is a little hard to say, but…every time you get rid of these pants, you have to buy them all over agian, and you get depressed, all right? this is just a way to have a safety net.Cam: I can't have a safety net, Mitchell. otherwise, I won't be sucessful and keep the weight off. have you ever thought of that?Mitch: No, no, I didn'tCam: You know, you're not the only one who remembers all the times I failed.Mitch: You are right. I...I should support you more. I'm...I'm sorry.Cam: I'm happy to hear you say that.Mitch: Well, I'm happy you're happy.Alex: Well, I hope you both are happy. Michael's not gay. Now he hates me. Thanks a lot. Mitch to Cam: You see? Thsi is exactly why i didn't want to get involved.Cam: Now I feel terrible. these feelings would go good with pie.Claire seey Phil back: There he is! sweetheart, do you love it?Phil: No, Claire, I do not love it.Claire: Oh, that's too bad' cause you look so cool on that.Phil: Do I, Claire? Do i really?Claire saw phil's pant cut off: What happend?Phil: it's a long story. check your in-box. but suffice it to say, I'm not buying that motorcycle. Claire: Uh..huh..Phil: I know what i am, claire. I'm not a rider, I'm a strider. I hope that's sexy enough for you. Claire: Well, I can see stuff.Phil: Yeah, I know. I can feel air on it. It's not like I have another pair of pants.Mitch: Oh, uh, today is your lucky day. it's for a good cause.Cam: You might need a belt.Phil: oh, I doubt it. I bet we wear the same size.Cam: Don't do that.Phil: Copy.Mitch: Well, we ruined Alex's life, by the way.Claire: I don't know. She look okay.Cam: en..looks like they made up.Claire: If she would just listen to me, I could hep her avoid so much pain.Mitch: Give it a rest. She's 14, all right? No matter who that boy is, he's not gonna last. Claire: Mm, you are right.Cam: Well, at least with a gay kid, you know she's gonna get a great flower arrangment. should've seen the one I made Annabelle. arranged it myself. it was gorgeous...till she pulled it apart and spelled "Homo" on my porch.Claire: This doens't make me feel any better.Gloria: Gather around everbody. I want you to meet somebody.Claire: Oh, but that might(seeing Gloria's puppet).Cam: Uncle Grumpy.Gloria's self express: Luke's wise words got to me. I needed my son to respect me agian. more than that, I needed to respect myself.Grumpy: Holy maracas! I think I sat on the right lap!Gloria: Uncle Grumpy, we're in public.Grumpy: Ay, look at all those white faces! I see we made it over the wall.Gloria: Uncle Grumpy, are you in a bad mood?Grumpy: Damn righ I am! I just came from the movies. A whole day's pay to see "Basicinstinct".Gloria: oh. And what did you think?Grumpy: Basically, it stinked.Gloria: You're so grumpy.Grumpy: Damn righ I am!I just met the girl of my dreams.Gloria: Ay, that's such great news.Grumpy: No. She gave me the termites.Jay: Gloria, I'm just gonna...oh, jeez. I don't even wanna know what this is. I'm out of here. Gloria: You're leaving?Jay: Damn righ. the only difference between this and a home invasion is I get to shoot people at a home invasion.Claire: oh, my god. She married her puppet.Cam: Uncle Grumpy!Phil’s self express: can anyone hear me? please help me! I don't wanna die! If I had to make a playlist for being trapped under a motorcycle, it'd be, um..."stuck in the middle","hit the road jack",um, anything by heavy D. Ooh, pointer sister. "Neutron dance". Turns out “today wasn't the first day of the rest of my life”. oh, my goodness. there's some DVDs in a shoe box in, uh, my closet that I was holding for...a buddy.um, you can go ahead and just throw the whole box away.....I'm so hungry. I don't know how long I'm gonna be out here.I gotta ration my food....I said no tomatoes (angry and throwing away food, sandwich)!。
摩登家庭
【导读】：现代科技使追踪变得更加廉价、便利。
Modern families摩登家庭Chips off the old block机器人也能像监护人一样照顾孩子Tracking children has never been easier.Nice for parents, not for privacy 对子女进行定位已经容易多了，这对父母来说是好事，但在隐私保护上却并非如此Jan 12th 2013 | fromthe print editionPAUL WALLICH usually walks his small son to the bus stop a stone’s throw f rom their Vermont home. But he can use a robot too: a football-sized drone, hov ering several metres off the ground, follows a beacon stashed in the little bo y’s school bag.A smartphone strapped to the device beams back video.家住美国佛蒙特州的保罗·沃利克经常要把小儿子送到附近的汽车站去。
但他也可以选择使用机器人：在小男孩的书包里放入一个信标台，足球大小的无人飞机会盘旋在距地面几米高的地方，一直跟着信号。
无人飞机上绑有一个智能手机，会将视频发射回去。
Few parents areas handy as that, but even Luddites like the idea of keeping an electronic eye on the young. An early offering, in 2003, was Wherify, a tracking device which locks to a child’s wrist. Devices invented since then prote ct autistic children, who easily get lost, or into danger.Youngsters on Canadia n farms wear radio tags on bracelets to signal their proximity to adults operat ing heavy machinery.在便利性上，很少有家长能做到与这样的机器人相提并论，但即使是卢德派①也对使用电子仪器追踪孩子持支持态度。
Modern Family
S01E01
Words and espressions
• 1.Just a sec. 等一等 • hold on wait a minute wait a moment wait a second please hold
• 2.text: • n.文本，原文;课文，教科书;主题;版本 • v.发短信 3. guy: • 闺蜜：bestie • BFF(best friends forever) • 哥们：dude • bro • my man
• UK = • United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland • 大不列颠及北爱尔兰联合王国
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HK = HONGKONG IT = Information Technology DIY = Do It Yourself NBA = National Basketball Association IQ = Intelligence quotient ['kwəuʃənt] EQ = Emotional quotient WC = Water Closet
• 14. 给力：gelivable • 牛 ：nubility (awesome) • 打酱油：I am just a passer-by • 屌丝： Diors (loser) • 女神：goddess • 神马都是浮云：Everything is nothing. • 正能量 : positive energy • 学霸 ：super scholar
pretzel
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leave … alone frosting underwear get pregnnant soak it freak out chillax
Modern.Family.S01E04
杰我回来了 Jay, I'm home.曼尼打电话回来了吗 Did Manny call?没因为他啥事也没有 No, because he's fine.他是去睡衣派对又不是黑帮火拼 It was a slumber party, not a gang fight.我只是想他融入集体 I just want him to fit in.我要去冲个澡你要一起来吗 I'm gonna take a shower. Do you care to join me?宝贝车库的小提箱里有一杆枪 You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage.要是我哪天脑袋发昏拒绝和你共浴 If I ever say no to that question,你直接一枪打死我吧 I want you to use it on me.玛丽·马克小姐马克马克 Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack.-穿成黑色黑色黑色 -嘘别出声 - All dressed in black, black, black. - Shh, shh. -怎么了 -银色扣子扣子扣子 - What's wrong? - With silver buttons, buttons, buttons.在她背上背上背上 All down her back, back, back.他们怎么不打架了 Why aren't they trying to hurt each other?我也不知道我震惊得都不敢动 I don't know, but I'm afraid to move.-你玩得真好 -谢谢 - You're really good at this. - Thanks.克莱尔这是怎么一回事啊 What is happening, Claire?味道如何 What do you think?绝对正宗的松饼啊 Now, that is a scone.零黄油无脂肪 No butter. Nonfat.得瑟 Shut up.我去看看莉莉 I'm gonna go check on Lily.-惊喜哦 -妈 - Surprise! - Mom!怎么回事 What's that?听起来像是有鸟撞上玻璃了 Sounds like a bird hit the window.天呐这是个凶兆 Oh, God. That's a bad sign.很痛啊混蛋 Ow! That hurt, jerk!我要杀了你你个白痴 Ow! I'm gonna kill you, stupid!剧情峰回路转吗 What happened?现在我郁闷了 Now I'm sad.-你好宝贝 -你好我... - Hi, honey. Mmm! - Hi. I, uh-我不知道你要来你之前没给我打电话啊 I- I didn't know you were in town. You didn't call.我等不及要见我的小孙女了她在哪儿 Well, I couldn't wait to see your new baby. Where is she?-米奇尔是谁啊 -是我妈 - Mitchell, who was that? - It's my mom.你就使劲儿忽悠吧 Oh, yeah, right,上回她来的时候 'cause the last time she was here,冰箱门上的磁铁被摆成了五边... the refrigerator magnets rearranged themselves into a penta...真是奶奶啊 Grandma!摩登家庭第一季第四集妈你拽着她的脚干嘛呢 Mom. Mom, what are you doing to her legs?打太极我在塞多纳时每天都打 Tai chi. I did it every day in Sedona.卡梅隆你也该试试 Cameron, you should try it.米奇尔的妈妈对我... Mitchell's mother has a problem...有成见 with me.比如去年圣诞节 Last Christmas, for example,她送了我一台健身器材和生菜烘干机 she gave me a piece of exercise equipment and a lettuce dryer.问题的重点是 So, to recap,我送给她的是一副华丽的钻石耳环 I gave her a gorgeous pair of diamond earrings, 她送的礼物却暗示我很肥 and she gave me a hint.住在塞多纳让我改变了许多 And living in Sedona has been transformational.我每天早上起床后去参加冥想集会 I get up every morning, and I go to a Vortex meditation site...在高僧的指导下 and work with a shaman to终于参透精神世界的奥秘了 finally understand how to live my spirituality.真棒 Yikes.我领悟到 And I've learned that让我的修行更上一层楼的唯一方法... the only way I can move to the next level of my awakening...就是要想办法... is if we all can somehow...克服... get past...那件事的阴影 the incident.完了 Oh, no."那件事" The incident.不堪回首啊 Oh, boy.我想恭喜杰和可爱的歌洛莉亚 I would like to congratulate Jay and the lovely Gloria. 杰&歌洛莉亚的婚礼现场去年二月我为他们感到高兴 I'm very happy for them.我想和杰举办一次盛大的婚礼 I wanted a big, beautiful wedding with Jay...因为我和我前夫的婚礼是在 because my ex-husband and I got married...哥伦比亚一间很小的法官办公室里举办的 in a tiny little office of a judge in Colombia. 我妈妈想去参加婚礼 My mother wanted to go to the wedding以显示自己对前夫再婚一事十分大度 to show everyone how okay she was with all of it, 所以我说服我爸和歌洛莉亚邀请她 so I convinced Dad and Gloria to invite her.当时是谁警告你那是史上最烂的主意 Who warned you that that was the worst idea ever? 是谁 Anyone?是谁啊 Anyone?当然我已经开始新生活了 Of course, I've-I've moved on.我本来要带男朋友来的 I was supposed to come with a date,但他闪到腰了 but he just hurt his back,真有点讽刺啊因为他可是又年轻又健康 which is very ironic because he's young and-and healthy.我妈妈在婚宴上... My mom started drinking...狂饮一种叫做"哥伦比亚淫棍"的鸡尾酒 these cocktails called "Horny Colombians"... 和歌洛莉亚的叔叔们大拼酒量 with some of Gloria's uncles,那酒名显然说的就是那帮家伙 whom apparently the drink was named after.拜托他们很好玩 Oh, come on. They were funny.他们一直摸我屁股 They kept patting my butt.有人自恋了哦 Somebody's full of herself.他们说那是哥伦比亚婚礼的传统习俗 It's a- It's a Colombian wedding tradition, they said.我来祝个酒 I would like to make a toast.是啊外婆醉得不行了 Yeah. Nanna got totally wasted.真的很好玩 Uh, it was really funny.然后就乌七八糟的了 Then it was gross.敬新娘以及新郎也就是我的前夫 To the bride and the groom- my ex.我们一起生活了35年 Thirty-five years we were together,而他见到小骚货10分钟不到就跟着跑了 and he couldn't wait 10 minutes to run off with Charo.开个玩笑而已 That's a joke.说真的我知道他们是天生一对 Seriously, I knew they were perfect for each other... 因为新郎"财大"气粗而新娘"胸大"乳挺 when I saw his wallet and her boobs.把你的脏手拿开 Take your hands off me!-妈妈 -米奇尔放松 - Mom. Mom. - Oh, relax, Mitchell.怎么你今天也变得跟克莱尔一样了吗 What, did you take your Claire pill?-别别 -我们去呼吸一下新鲜空气好吗 - No, no. - Let's just go get a little fresh air, okay?然后就变得诡异了 And then it got weird.-我是歌洛莉亚我是歌洛莉亚 -我抓住她了 - I'm Gloria! I'm Gloria! - I got her. 吻我吧吻我吧 Kiss me! Oh, hey, kiss me!不天呐 No! Oh, geez.外婆力大如金刚 Nanna is really strong.哎呀呦哎呀哟啊嘶嘚啊嘶哆 Ayayayayay! Ooh! Ayayayayay!当我对前夫说出婚誓时 During my vows to my first husband,几个毒贩子冲了进来暗杀了法官 drug dealers burst in and assassinated the judge. 没想到二婚的情形更可怕 This was way worse.说什么好呢我就是能让女人如痴如"狂" What can I say? I drive women crazy.可能有点太快了 It's too soon, I guess.妈所有人都会去的 Everybody is going to be there, Mom!我不管 I don't care.你爸爸和我都不会允许你 Your father and I are not about to let you开两小时的车去看一个演唱会 drive two hours to go to a concert...然后跟一帮男孩子混一晚上 and then spend the night with a bunch of boys,尤其是和你那个17岁的性冲动男友 especially that 17-year-old hormone you're dating. 全程都有人监护的 It's totally supervised.是吗谁监护 Oh, really? By whom?斯宾塞·潘丁的叔叔 By Spencer Patine's uncle.斯宾塞·潘丁是谁 Who's Spencer Patine?你认得斯宾塞的就是手里带家伙的那个 You know Spencer- the guy with the arm.等会儿抄什么"家伙" Wait. What kind of arm?你说的"家伙"是什么意思啊 What is that even mean?他叔叔就是托比叔叔 His uncle is Uncle Toby.托比叔叔啊我会把他加入"安珀警报"名单的 Oh, Uncle Toby. I'll be sure to include that in my Amber Alert.-我的天啊 -我能插句话吗 - Oh, my God! - Okay. Can I step in here?我觉得我能帮上忙 I think I can help.海莉你妈妈担心的是 Haley, what your mom is worried about...你的心会被伤透 is you getting your heart broken因为迪兰明年就要上大学去了 when Dylan goes off to college next year.-他不上大学 -我担心的不是... - He's not going to college. - That's not what I'm- 他不上大学 He's not going to college?他是混乐队的好吧他们要去巡演呢 He's in a band, okay? They're going on tour.事情发展的真是越来越"好"了 Oh, this just gets better and better.为什么你们每件事都要替我做主 Why are you always on me about everything?-因为你必须明白 -好啦大家冷静一下 - Because you need to understand... - Okay. Everybody, calm down!我们从头来说一说 Let's start from the beginning.斯宾塞手里带什么家伙了 What's wrong with Spencer's arm?妈我回来了 Mom, I'm home!宝贝睡衣派对好玩吗 Ay, baby! Did you have fun at the slumber party?你肯定累坏了 You must be exhausted.不我一点儿也不累 No, I'm not tired at all.我是第一个睡着的 I was the first one to fall asleep.你脸上是什么 What's on your face?是与朋友欢聚后的幸福笑容 A smile from having such a good time with my friends. 不是的过来 No. Come here.看 Look.原来他们是笑这个啊 That's why they were laughing.我还以为是我对时事的评论很逗呢 I thought it was my funny take on current events. 他们为什么要干这种事 Why would they do something like that?没什么好担心的 Don't worry about it.小孩子们成天就搞这种恶作剧 Guys pull pranks like that all the time.你也捉弄他们一下呗 You just gotta prank 'em back.要让他们知道 You just gotta show 'em你是会以牙还牙的 you're willing to give as good as you get.你想什么呢 What do you think?报仇 Revenge.我还挺喜欢的 I like it.妈妈也许我们不该旧事重提 Well, Mom, instead of dredging up the whole incident, 就直接全部忘掉好了 maybe we should just try and repress it,就像一般家庭那样 like a- like a normal family.我不行我得来个了断 I can't. I need closure.我的人生即将开始新的旅程了 I'm about to embark on a new journey.我认识了个男人 I met a man.是吗 Really?他叫查斯 His name is Chas,而且他让我搬到国外和他双宿双飞 and he's asked me to come live with him in his foreign land.去哪儿呢 Wow. Where?加拿大 Canada.你要搬到加拿大去吗 You're moving to-to Canada?加拿大法语区 French Canada.真棒呀 That's wonderful.确实很棒 It is wonderful.只是我一想到自己对歌洛莉亚和杰 It's just that when I think of all the awful things... 以及对你和克莱尔说过的那些恶言 that I said to Gloria and Jay and you and Claire, 我就有罪恶感 I feel such guilt.[班夫公园:加拿大著名景点]往事随风去吧班夫公园再见 Give it time, and see Banff.小卡别这样 Cam, please.我就是没法对他以身相许 I just can't give myself to him sexually.-别说这妈 -没想到你突然说如此劲爆的 - Okay. Mom. - Did not see that coming.不不别误会 Oh, oh. Don't get me wrong.我们"下半身"非常性福 We satisfy each other down there--受不了了 -听不下去了 - Oh! Can't.. - Don't wanna-所以我需要大家原谅我 That's why I need everyone's forgiveness.米奇尔我需要你帮忙 I need your help, Mitchell.米奇尔你听见了吗 Did you hear that, Mitchell?你妈需要你的帮助才能跟她的新男友查斯做爱 Your mom needs your help to make love to her new man, Chas.完全"不"奇怪啊 That's not weird at all.妈我... Mom, I-我不是很明白你到底想我做什么 I'm just not really sure what you're asking me to do, Mom.大家都生我的气 Well, everyone's mad at me.或许你能帮我安排一下我好道歉 Maybe you could pave the way so that I can apologize. 这样啊 Well, um, you know,其实我们今晚要搞周日聚餐 we are actually all supposed to have Sunday dinner tonight, 所以或许我可以问问大家 so maybe I could go around and ask everyone看看你能不能也来 if it's okay for you to join us.我就知道你靠谱 Oh! I knew I could count on you.我的帅小伙儿 Oh, my beautiful boy. Mmm.我爱死你了 I love you so much.世上有一种鱼 There's a fish in nature会一直把小鱼含在嘴里 that swims around with its babies in its mouth.要是这种鱼看见米奇尔和他母亲的关系 That fish would look at Mitchell's relationship with his mother...准会说 "乱得不堪入目啊" and say, "that's messed up."天啊 Boy-和你妈妈闹僵了对吧 Things with your mom got pretty intense down there, huh?好比是水火不容你明白我的意思吗 All like East Coast-West Coast. You feelin' me? 父亲般的威严朋友般的关爱 Act like a parent, talk like a peer.我称之为"友父" I call it "Peerenting."我从我老爸那儿学来的当年他走进我房里 I learned it from my own dad, who used to walk into my room...他会说 "怎么了小老弟" and say, "what's up, sweathog?"宝贝我很愿意让你去看演唱会 Honey, I would love to let you go to the concert. 开什么玩笑演唱会多劲爆啊 Are you kidding me? I think concerts are rad.我当年可是个"霍粉"呢 Hello? I was a Hall-Raiser.什么 A what?有一年夏天我追着霍尔&奥兹走遍了全国 I followed Hall & Oates around the country one summer.《千金小姐》唱出了我的心声 "Rich Girl" Just spoke to me.我当年正和一个千金小姐恋爱也不算恋爱啦 I was dating this girl. Not- Not dating. 我猜自己也只是在追着她而已 I guess I was following her too, kind of-妈妈就是不相信我这不公平 Okay, Mom just doesn't trust me, and it's not fair. 她相信你只是演唱会很容易就让人乱来 She trusts you. It's just that weird stuff happens at concerts.-男生们会一柱擎天 -真恶心 - Boys get urges. - Ew.爸你进来有什么事吗 Dad, is there something you want?有就这个事来跟你这妹子沟通 Yes, there is- to connect with this girl right here. 拜托假装我不是你爸爸 Now, come on. Pretend I'm not your dad.我们只是两个好朋友在果汁吧闲聊 We're just a couple of friends kickin' it in a juice bar.果汁吧是什么东西 What's a juice bar?好吧那就茶餐厅吧随便 Okay, a malt shop. Whatever.-爸我不... -别谁是你爸啊 - Dad, I don't... - No. Who's Dad?谁是你爸啊我是生物系的马库斯 Who's Dad? I'm- I'm Marcus from Biology.海莉你好你和迪兰发展得如何啊 Hey, Haley. How's it going with you and Dylan?他有没对你图谋不轨啊 Has he tried anything inappropriate with you?妹子 Girl.喂 Hey.-在干嘛呢 -不知道没啥 - What are you doing? - I don't know. Nothing.在和茶餐厅里碰到的一个傻子聊天呢 Just talking to some dork I met in a malt shop. 你好米奇尔有事吗 Hey, Mitchell. What's up?你好恰好路过而已 Hey! Just in the hood.你记得当年妈妈放弃工作来照顾我们吗 Do you- Do you remember how Mom gave up a career to raise us?大有前途的工作呢 Promising career.天呐 Oh, God.克莱尔 Claire?妈妈 Mom.怎么这么长 Why so long?我知道我知道这么长时间没说话很怪 I know, I know. It's weird when we haven't talked for a while.我是说你的头发长 I mean your hair.要是我不指出你的形象问题谁会啊 Well, if I can't tell you, who will?妈妈想你知道 So, Mom wants you to know她对那件事非常抱歉 that she's very sorry about the incident,而且她希望我们能原谅她 and-and she wants us to forgive her.通过你来道歉她还真有诚意啊 How very nice of her to say that through you.瞧见没 Do you see?她的讽刺太伤人了像抽了我一下 The sarcasm is so hurtful, like a whip.你知道吧在成长中 You know how growing up,我们脑子里总有一个声音 we all have that voice inside our head...时刻提醒我们自己的不足 that tells us we're not good enough?而提醒我的声音来自脑外 Well, mine was outside my head,每天开车送我上学的时候 driving me to school.总之嘛 Uh, so- so anyway,妈希望化解跟爸爸和歌洛莉亚的矛盾 Mom really wants to smooth everything over with Dad and Gloria.所以我在想你看这样行不 So I was thinking, uh, would it be okay她今晚和我们一起吃饭如何 if she maybe joined us for dinner tonight?因为这也许是你们最后一次见我了 Because it may be the last time you ever see me. -这个嘛 -好吧妈等等 - Well... - Okay. Wait, Mom.你说什么啊 What are you talking about?我啊我要去... Well, I'm- I'm moving...一个遥远危险的地方 to a far and dangerous place.加拿大不过啊她认识了个叫查斯的男人 Canada. But, uh, she met a man named Chas. -是的 -他是个记录员 - Yeah. - He's a logger.是个伐木工吗 Uh, like a lumberjack?不他是给一个胆固醇研究记录血液样本的 No, he logs blood samples into a cholesterol study.反正在我走出那次婚礼的阴影之前 Anyway, until I'm past this whole wedding debacle, 我没法和他亲热 I can't be intimate with him.我们互相取悦对方 We do things to each other.-是用手来做的 -老天啊 - We use our hands. - Oh, my Lord.你好外婆 Hey, Nanna.我的小心肝 Oh, my little comet!看看你都长成大人了 Oh, look at you. You're all grown up.这话你跟妈妈说吧 Hmm. Tell Mom that.她甚至还不让我去看演唱会呢 She won't even let me go to a concert.要跟男朋友过夜的好吧 Overnight, with her boyfriend.你笑什么 What are you laughing at?没啥我在笑因果报应 Oh, karma's a funny thing, that's all.-还记得瑞奇吗 -天呐 - Remember Ricky? - Oh, God.谁是瑞奇 Ooh. Who's Ricky?谁也不是 No one.瑞奇是你妈妈当年的男朋友 Ricky was your mother's boyfriend,他长得跟邪教杀人狂查尔斯·曼森一样 and he looked like Charles Manson.有一晚她直到凌晨4点才回家 And one night, she didn't come home until 4:00 in the morning.4点啊妈你当年跟瑞奇干嘛呢 4:00. Wow. Wow. Mom, what were you and Ricky doing? 没事我们什么事也没干 Nothing. We were doing nothing,他是个很贴心的小伙儿 and he was a very sweet boy,妈你当年愿意了解一下的话就会明白这点 which you might have known if you bothered to get to know him.迪兰也很贴心 Dylan's a sweet boy.迪兰迪兰怎能和瑞奇比 Dylan. Dylan isn't Ricky.瑞奇是个诗人呢 Ricky- Ricky was a poet.迪兰还是歌手呢 Dylan writes songs.歌写得可棒了 Awesome songs.你也可能会明白这一点 And maybe you would know that前提是"你愿意了解一下的话" "If you bothered to get to know him."好吧首先我不是我妈妈 Okay, you know? First of all, I am not my mother.在了解一个人之前我不会先做出评判 I don't judge people before I get a chance to know them.所以你请迪兰今晚来吃晚饭吧 So you invite Dylan over to dinner tonight,如果他像你说的那样贴心善良 and if he's as sweet and as kind as you say he is,那我就一百个放心地让你们去演唱会 then I have no problem considering letting you go to the concert,不过我还得查查托比叔叔的底细 after I do a background check on Uncle Toby.谢谢谢谢谢谢妈妈 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Mom.我这就给他打电话 I'm gonna go call him!真是心胸"开阔"教女有方啊 That's very revealing.这就是我为人之母的风格 That's my parenting style.-不我是说你胸部外露了 -妈 - No, I meant your blouse. - Mom!克莱尔等等 Claire, wait. Come...您这是帮倒忙呢 Not making this easy.克莱尔拜托别这样别这样 Claire, come on. Stop, stop, stop.就让她来吃晚饭吧向爸爸和歌洛莉亚道歉 Just let her come to dinner, apologize to Dad and Gloria,之后她就能和查斯幸福到永远了 and she and Chas can live happily ever after.-在加拿大 -在加拿大 - In Canada. - In Canada.等会你为啥不让她自己解决呢 Wait. Why don't you make her fix this,她每次都找你帮忙 instead of you doing it as usual?你这话什么意思 Whoa. What's that supposed to mean?每次老妈一闯祸就让米奇尔来收拾残局 Mom makes a mess, and there's Mitchell to clean it up.绝对不是这样的 That is so not true.真要细究 If anything,其实是因为你跟妈咪的关系太僵了 you're the one with the screwed-up relationship with Mommy--跟妈妈 -哇塞 - With Mom. - Wow.-"妈咪" -没我没这么叫 - "Mommy"! - No, I didn't say it--我擦 -好吧好吧 - Damn it. - Ooh. Fine. Fine.-让她来吧但她得亲自跟爹地说 -"爹地" - She can come, but she's gotta clear it with Daddy. - "Daddy"?-我没叫"爹地" -你叫了"爹地" - I did not say "Daddy." - You said "Daddy."嗨老爸 Hey, Dad.米奇尔你来这儿干嘛 Mitchell, what are you doing here?抱歉打扰你了 Uh, I'm sorry to bother you.我能跟你和歌洛莉亚说几句吗 Can I talk to you and Gloria for a second?她出去解决曼尼的事儿了 She's out dealing with a Manny situation.他把一个小孩的单车给烧了 He set a kid's bike on fire.为什么 Why?我叫他去报复别的孩子 Oh, I might have told him to get even with some kids,结果他就做了回"铁血真汉子" and he went all Rambo with it.是我这个当爹的教育失误 Not my best parenting moment.也不是最糟的一回啦 Not your worst.什么事啊 What's up?-那个妈妈回来了 -你妈妈? - Uh, well, you know, uh, Mom's in town. - Your mom? 不是你妈妈她从坟墓里爬出来了 No, your mom. She's back from the grave.当然是我妈啦老爸 Yes. Yes, my mom, Dad.我妈诈尸也没她可怕 My mom would be less scary.听着是她毁了那次婚礼 Listen, she's a wreck about what happened at the wedding, 所以她想今晚一起去吃饭向大家道歉 and she wants to come to dinner tonight to apologize to everyone.你还是她的狗腿子啊 Still her little errand boy, I see.不为什么大家都这么说啊才不是 No- Why does everybody keep saying- No.我只是想让这个家重归于好 I- I'm just trying to piece this family back together. 那你会跟歌洛莉亚说妈要一起去吃晚饭吗 So, you'll talk to Gloria about Mom coming to dinner?歌洛莉亚打死都不会同意的 Oh, Gloria would never go for that in a million years. 她还在生你妈妈的气 She's still furious with your mother,所以我没有在和你谈话 which is why I'm not talking to you.我怎么得罪你了 What did I do?这次谈话压根就不存在 This conversation never took place.你可有点不近人情啊 That's not very nice.我大老远跑来的 I drove all the way here.不你从来就没来过 No, you didn't. You were never here.你连电话都没打过 You never even called.我本来是要打的 I would've called,但我觉得面谈比较好 but I thought it would be better-这是怎么一回事啊 What's happening here?听着我也想给这事来个了断 Listen, I would love to get this thing behind us,但如果我瞒着歌洛莉亚请你妈来的话 but Gloria would never forgive me她是绝不会原谅我的 if I pulled a fast one on her.所以要由你瞒着她去请你妈来 That's why you're going to pull a fast one on her, 而我则假装对此极力反对 and I'm not going to like it one bit.好吧这太好了 Okay, that's just great.没事好极了看来又是我背黑锅了 No, that's great. So, it's all up to me.我听不见你因为你在家里而我在打瞌睡 I can't hear you because you're back home, and I'm taking a nap.-小迪迪你可算来啦 -你好 - D-Money! There he is. - Hey.-快进来 -你好 - Come on in. - Hey.-你好 -你好吗 - Hi. - How you doing?我很好 Good.喂各位 Um- Uh, hey, everybody.-这位是迪兰 -你们好 - This is Dylan. - Hey.-你好迪兰 -你好 - Hi, Dylan. - Hey.这孩子心地非常善良 He has a very gentle soul.一句"你好"你就看出来了 You got that from "Hey"?迪兰我看你带了乐器啊 So, Dylan, see you brought the ax.-是啊我刚排练回来 -真棒 - Yeah, yeah. I just came from practice. - Sweet.真怀念当年 Miss those days.你以前也在乐队混吗 Oh, you were in a band?本来可以的但是在高中时 Could have been, but in high school一心痴迷于魔术所以嘛 I was really all about my magic, so-老天啊别吹了 Oh, my God. Over.肯定是爸爸和歌洛莉亚来了 Oh, that's gonna be Dad and Gloria.米奇 Oh, Mitchell.我知道这很傻但我... I know it's silly, but...我真有点儿紧张了 I'm a little nervous.那可不傻紧张是正常的 Oh. That's not silly. You should be.-好呀 -你好 - Hola. Hola. - How are you?-曼尼 -菲尔 - Manny? - Phil.-胡子真帅 -谢谢 - Nice mustache. - Thank you.别逗他小心他把你家给烧了 Don't make fun. He may burn your house down.老天 Oh, boy.迪迪 Dede.杰歌洛莉亚你们好 Hi, Jay, Gloria.她在这儿干嘛 What is she doing here?她那话什么意思她不知道我要来吗 What does she mean, "What is she doing here?" -米奇尔跟你说了我会来 -瞎说 - Mitchell told you I'd be here. - Lies!我不能跟她说否则她就不来了 I couldn't tell her, because she wouldn't come.歌洛莉亚我妈妈想为之前的事道歉Gloria, uh, my mom wants to apologize for everything.所以你就给歌洛莉亚来个突然袭击吗 So you just spring it on Gloria like this?米奇尔你有病是吧 Mitchell, what the hell is wrong with you?我不想听她道歉 I don't want her apologies.宝贝不能怪你 Who could blame you, honey?所以都怪你出的馊主意 Which is why this is a terrible idea by you!杰曼尼我们走 Jay. Manny. Let's go.歌洛莉亚等等 Oh, wait, wait, Gloria.我只是想告诉你 I- I just want to tell you我对大闹婚礼的事非常抱歉 how sorry I am for ruining your wedding.我那时孤独一人日子很不爽 I was struggling with being alone.同时杰那么快就有了新恋情 Meanwhile, Jay moves on so easily,而且他找的不是一般的女人 and-and not with just anyone-而是一位 with a...年轻的 young...聪明而且美丽的女人 and smart and beautiful woman.我并不指望你原谅我 I don't expect you to forgive me.如果我是你我只想抽我自己丫的 If I were you, I'd want to punch me right in the mouth. 我觉得我们家今天报仇也报够了 I think we've had enough revenge in this family for one day.真好啊你们看 Ah. Okay. Y- You see?我们家即将翻开新的一页多亏了我 Yeah, we're all gonna move past this, and because of me,我可不是妈妈的小乖乖 who's not a mama's boy, but is而是个通情达理善于察言观色的智者 a caring person with wisdom and emotional insight.都给我记着吧衰货们 So make a note, bitches.你真心不适合王婆自夸 It's not a good color on you.我原谅你 I forgive you.我没料到会这样 I am not prepared for this.我只是 I just-我想 I- I wanna-扭断你的脖子 -什么 - rip your head off! - What?搞毛啊 What are you doing?-你毁了我的婚礼 -不 - You ruined my wedding! - Oh, no!我按住歌洛莉亚了 Oh! I got Gloria!-我按住歌洛莉亚了 -妈别这样 - I got Gloria! - Mom, come on.腿别乱蹬 Unbend your legs.我按住歌洛莉亚了 I got Gloria.站好都是大人了别闹了 Stand up like a big girl. Come on.好了别闹了别闹了都别闹了 All right. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it, the two of you. -让你见笑了很抱歉 -没事没事 - I am so sorry about this. - No, it's cool. It's cool. 真是太荒唐了歌洛莉亚不是小三 This is ridiculous. Gloria didn't steal me,迪迪你是知道的 Dede, and you know it.我们夫妻不和已经多年 We grew apart for years,你离开家去寻找自我记得吗 and you left to find yourself, remember?我还以为自己能处理好 I thought I could handle this.我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.谁要听你丫说抱歉 You don't say sorry anymore!-你的抱歉都是放屁 -我拉住歌洛莉亚了 - That word means nothing in your mouth! - I got Gloria.我都不知道出什么事了 I don't know what just happened.我知道 I do.我是说在我看来这事很简单 I mean, it seems pretty simple to me.你们都极力想护住些美好的东西 You're reaching out, trying to hold on to something awesome.这个或许你不该... Um, maybe- maybe you shouldn't...没事没事我不习惯这样 Look, look, look. I'm not used to this-这种大家族的家事儿 the whole big family thing.在我家我们甚至互相不说话 In my house, we don't even talk to each other.有趣的是当我第一眼见到海莉 You know, it's funny- the first time I saw Haley, 我就知道我喜欢她 I knew I liked her.她很美丽动人 I mean, she's beautiful and everything,但不只如此 but it's-it's not just that.她还有一种令人折服的自信 It's that she's got this killer confidence-那种那种自信 you know, the kind of confidence来自于像你们这样的大家庭 that you get from having a family like this...这种充满激情 that's passionate...对异国美女的包容 and accepting of hot foreigners...对基佬和疯婆子的包容 and gay dudes and nutty people.就是 You know,真正相亲相爱的家庭 a family that actually loves each other.我无法相信自己会说出这话 I can't believe I'm gonna say this,但也许我们应该让她跟他去 but maybe we should let her go with him.他真是个好小伙 He's perfect.各位海莉说迪兰是个音乐家 Everybody, Haley says that Dylan is a musician,而且他写歌写得非常好 and he writes some great songs.-是啊 -老弟来演奏一曲吧 - Yeah. - Play something, bro.。
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摩登家庭Modern Family英文剧本S08E09-Snow Ball
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Sure, it's the least I could do, because tomorrow you are going to help Luke with his homework while I visit wine country. [Gasps.] I want to go. That's just what she calls lying on the trampoline drinking Chardonnay. - Ah. - [Claire's Cellphone chimes.] Oh, yes! We're on our way. - Okay. - Bye-bye. - Bye. - Have fun, you two. Don't worry about us. We'll have a blast. We'll have a good time. We'll have a good time. - [Laughs.] - Yes! This is gonna be so great! Sure it will. Maybe give them about a five-minute lag time before you hit the road. What do you mean? You you said we were gonna do something together. I was just trying to get us out of that stupid dance. Oh. - Okay. - Enjoy your night, Phil. I've got a date with an epic Western about a crooked sheriff, and I'm at the first of what I predict to be many wrongful hangings. Well, if you're not up for doing anything, I think I'll just go to the dance.
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-亲爱的好好享受比赛哦 -谢谢 - Oh, hey, honey. Have a great time at the game. - Thanks.什么在响 Oh. Why are you crunching?通常我是守规矩的人 Ordinarily, I'm a rule follower,但是如果有人不准我 but when someone tells me I can't bring自带零食进体育馆 my own snacks into their stadium,我就要生气[坚果]了 that's when I get a little nuts.这是个自由的国家不是吗 It's a free country, right?这么说吧让我不爽[薯片]的是 Let's just say it ruffles me...某些蠢货[花生]叫我 when some goobers tell me...在发薪日[糖]花上半天 I have to spend half my payday...在他们的热狗上 on their hot dogs.记得回来照全家福 Please, just remember the family portrait.-摄影师只有一个小时时间 -好吧 - We only have the photographer for an hour. Okay? - Okay.亲爱的要不要去试试 And, sweetie, did you have a chance to我放在你衣橱里面的白裤子 try on the white pants I put in your closet?哦长什么样的 Oh, what do they look like?白裤子还能长什么样 Is there really a more clear way to describe white pants?亲爱的如果不合适 Sweetie, if they don't fit you,你就是全家唯一没穿白裤子的人了 you're going to be the only one not wearing white, 然后你就像"沃尔多在哪里"一样明显扎眼 and then you're gonna stand out like "Where's Waldo?"实际上沃尔多在哪里不会明显扎眼 Actually, "Where's Waldo?" doesn't stand out. 你很难找到他那正是游戏乐趣所在 He's super hard to find. That's the challenge. 此次全家福对我来说很重要 This portrait is incredibly important to me.而且他就叫沃尔多没有"在哪里" Also, his name is just "Waldo."我花了好几周时间才选到 I spent weeks trying to find一个每个人都有空的时间 a time that works for everybody...还有合适的摄影师 and finding the right photographer.你向我保证会乖乖合作好吗 So if you could just promise me that you'll cooperate, okay?-我保证 -好吧 - I promise. -Okay.-你想得真周到 -谢谢 - This is amazing that you're doing this. - Mmm, thank you. -你太棒了 -谢谢 - You're wonderful. - Thank you.过来 Get in here-哎呀使不得 -哦 - Oh, no can do. - Oh.-我爱你 -拜拜 - I love you. - Bye.我的好内裤哪去了 Where's my good underwear?问题应该是 The question is,为什么你还有烂内裤杰 why isn't all your underwear good, Jay?你赚钱那么多 You make a nice living.新来的佣人老是把我的内裤和曼尼的弄混 The new maid keeps mixing up my underwear withManny's.有一次我随便抓了一条 Put on the first thing I grabbed.紧得跟止血带一样 It was like a crotch tourniquet.-你得跟她说啊 -为什么让我说 - You gotta talk to her. - Why me?喂你们说一样的语言 Hola. You both speak the same language.她是葡萄牙人你知不知道 She's Portuguese. Do you know how offensive it is...把我们混为一类人是很不礼貌的 that you put all of us in the same mixing pot?抱歉请代我给她道个歉还告诉她 Sorry. Please apologize to her when you tell her not to-不要把我的内裤 -我们语言不通 - put my underwear- - I can't talk to her!-卢克呢 -我代替他去 - Where's Luke? - I'm going instead.卢克有个家庭作业明天就要交了Luke suddenly remembered a school project due tomorrow.噢太不幸了 Oh, that's tough.但是这对他可能是不错的一课 But it's a good lesson for the kid.你作了承诺 You know, you make a commitment,-你得要兑现 -对 - you gotta follow through. - Yeah.是什么作业 What is the project?他要采访一个曾经生活在60年代的人 He has to interview somebody who lived through the 1960s.不会吧 Oh, no.喂 Hello.是啊卢克 Yeah, Luke.当然我记得我承诺过什么 Oh, sure. I remember what I said.过来吧好 Yeah, come on over. All right.歌洛莉亚你得带曼尼去看比赛 Gloria, you're gonna have to take Manny to the game. 好耶曼尼快点 Yay. Manny, vamos!我还在穿衣服呢 I'm still getting dressed.妈我觉得我减肥有效果了 Hey, Mom, I think my diet's working.我内裤都松了 My underwear won't stay up.摩登家庭第一季第二十四集好吃来 Oh, so delicious. Yes.今天不和你去没关系吧 Hey, you're okay with me not going with you today, right? 有人请我周末去婚礼献唱 I have been hired to sing at a wedding this weekend.我在一次精彩的卡拉OK I was plucked from obscurity演出后被别人选中了 after a particularly stirring karaoke performance.所以说呢我也算是专业歌手了 So I guess you could say I'm a professional singer now. 他们是以花代钱付给你的所以呢 Well, they're paying you in flowers, so-反正就算他们给钱我也会拿去买花的 Well, I would've blown the money on flowers anyway.他们倒是省了我的麻烦 They're saving me a step.再说所有的歌后都有人献花 Plus all the great divas are rewarded in flowers.然后还有支票 They're also given paychecks.我不大擅长闲聊所以呢 And I'm really bad at small talk, so-我懂了没什么问题 I get it. It's not a problem.是吗我看你一早上没说话 Are you sure? 'Cause you've been quiet all morning.因为我得酝酿一下我的嗓子 It's because I'm resting my instrument.好吧 Okay.我看他是压力巨大 I feel tension.科比科比这边 Kobe! Kobe, over here!科比科比这边 Kobe! Kobe! Over here!需要帮忙吗 What can I do for you?你喜欢当篮球运动员吗 Do you like being a basketball player?不是吧你 Serious?我紧张了我没想到你会往这边看 I choked. I didn't think you'd look up here at me. 那下次准备下 Little preparation next time.用用脑子好好想哦 It's a mental game.懂了 Duly noted.-好 -湖人队入场 - All right. - Your Los Angeles Lakers!-怎么了 -楼梯坏了 - What's wrong? - That broken step.全家福会因此被毁的 It's gonna ruin our whole family portrait.我是这样想的我兴奋得不得了 Okay, here's my idea. I'm really excited about it. 全家人都穿白色 The whole extended family, all dressed in white,一字从上到下排开 in a single-file line down the staircase.就像高速公路的汽车 Oh, like a line on the highway.不是 No.那跳台滑雪 Or, uh, a ski jump.也不是 No.我搞跳台滑雪干嘛 Why- Why would I want a ski jump?不知道 I don't know.我是想一家人在一张大床上 My idea was to have the whole family in a giant bed,就像威利·旺卡一样 like in Willy Wonka.那简直太"可笑"了 Yeah, but that's ridiculous.应该是"可口" "Ridiculicious."我什么都没看到 I don't see anything.所以是我疯了吗 So I'm crazy?不你没有 No. You're... not.你爸早该把这个楼梯修好的 Your father was supposed to fix that step.妈你对这些小细节太挑剔了 Mom, you're obsessing over the tiniest little thing- 这么说你也看到了 So you do see it, yeah.不就照张相嘛有什么大不了的 What is the big deal about this one picture?亲爱的我跟你说 Honey, you know what,我不指望你能理解但是 I don't expect you to understand, but-这样等你以后当妈了 All right, when you're a mom,会感到时光如白驹过隙 everything goes by so quickly.要不了多久卢克就开始刮胡子了 In a minute, Luke's gonna be shaving,艾丽克斯去上大学你呢 and Alex is gonna be off at college, and you're gonna be- 你会做一些了不起的事情 you'll be doing something great.我就是想时间定格在这一刻 I just wanna freeze this moment as it is right now.-能理解吧 -能 - You know? - I do.我知道我平时松松垮垮 I know I don't show it,但是这个家庭对我来说很重 but this family's still the most important thing-管它呢 Screw it.我亲自来修 I'm gonna fix the bastard.我倒要看看有多难 I mean, seriously, how hard can it be?你老爸能行那我也能行对吧 If your father can do it, I can do it. Right?好吧 All right.我只需要 I just need to...抬起来- lift-现在我看见了 Oh, now I see it.我们的位置真棒 These seats are amazing.你口袋里怎么有糖漏出来 Why you have candy coming out of your pocket?不是不是不是 No, no, no, no, no.-什么 -我自己带了零食 - Huh? - I brought my own snacks.不是我小气这是原则问题 Not because I'm cheap. It's a matter of principle.再说冒着被人发现的危险其实挺刺激的 Plus I get a little rush from the danger.淡定装酷 Be cool. Be cool.-什么 -淡定看前面 - What? - Be cool. Just look straight ahead.我感觉好极了哦吼 I never felt more alive. Whoo!我越搞越糟糕但我没有惊惶失措 Okay, I just made it worse. I'm not freaking out though.我打电话给你爸问他怎么修 I'm gonna call your dad, and he's gonna tell me how to fix this.-天啊是老爸 -哪儿 - Oh, my God! It's Dad. - Where?那里科比的后面 Right there, behind Kobe.-天啊 -真是太少见了 - Oh, my god! - How weird is this!快点快点想一件事情来吓他 Quick. Quick, tell me something to say that will freak him out.-说我怀孕了 -不那个可不能乱说 - Tell him I'm pregnant. - No, not gonna say that. 响了响了真是太有趣了 Okay, here we go. How funny is this!你好我是菲尔有事请留言 Hey, it's Phil. You know what to do.真是"有趣"呀 Well, that was pretty funny.天啊 Oh, my God!天啊 Oh, my God.天啊天啊天啊 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.天啊天啊 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.天啊天啊天啊 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.天啊噢 Oh, my God. Oh.好多了失陪一下 It's much better. Excuse me. Sorry.喂 Hello?家里进来一只鸽子 There is a pigeon in our house.怎么办怎么办 What do I do? What do I do?你谁呢 Who is this?-不搞笑一点都不搞笑 -冷静 - Never funny. Not funny now. - Calm down.我从小就是在动物的陪伴下长大的 You know I grew up around many animals.有一次一只公鸡袭击我 One time, a rooster attacked me,我妈把它脖子拧了然后晚上就吃鸡 and my mom wrung its neck, and we had it for dinner. 你真会挑时间讲故事速回来救我 Great time for an anecdote. Help me.其实它更怕你 It's more afraid of you than you are of it.鸽子什么都不怕 Pigeons aren't scared of anything.电线他们都敢站 They stand on electrical wires.你会没事的米奇尔只要你不 You're gonna be fine, Mitchell. Just as long as you don't-那个他们要开始了 You know what, they're starting.我得挂了拜拜 I gotta go. Okay, bye.只要我不怎么小卡 As long as I don't what? Cam?只要我不怎么我的个娘亲 As long as I don't- Oh, God!酷接吻镜头来了 Cool. The kiss cam.如果镜头圈到了我们 Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the camera-会不会很尴尬 -我们是亲戚 - was on us and then the crowd started- - We're related. 但没有血缘关系 Not by blood.你敢碰我就让你"血溅当场" Touch me and there will be blood.-我们不行 -你怎么了 - Not us. - What's wrong with you?是接吻镜头 It's the kiss cam.要是圈到我们我们就得接吻 When it lands on you, you're supposed to kiss.她是我岳父的二婚妻子 This is my wife's dad's second wife.法律上没问题但是很怪异 So legally okay, but still weird.太尴尬了 That was awkward.又是我们 And we're back.来吧又没什么大不了的 Oh. Ay! Come on. It's not a big deal.多亏了来电显示 Thank God for caller I.D.于是你不想接你老婆电话就可以挂掉 So you don't have to talk to your wife.看我回来收拾你 Oh, we're gonna talk, mister.我会慢慢慢慢说死你 We're gonna talk and talk.老爸妈妈在电视上看到你了你死定了 Dad, Mom saw you on TV. You're dead.是这样的接吻镜头应该只针对 Here's the thing. The kiss cam is only supposed to be... 现场观众娱乐一下的 for the enjoyment of the people at the game.电视上根本不该播 They never show that on TV.人们在自己的比赛场上做什么 What people do in the privacy of their own sports arena... 是他们的自由 should be their own business.66年的时候我在我爷爷的办公品公司打工 So in '66, I worked in my grandfather's office supply business-就是墨水啊订书钉啊纸张之类的 you know, your ink, your staples, your legal pads. 我说得太快了吗 Am I going too fast for you?我听得都睡着了 I fell asleep for a second.你在60年代就没做过有意思的事吗 Did you do anything interesting in the '60s?有一个夏天 Well, one summer,我在姥爷的理发店里帮忙扫头发 I swept up hair at my other grandfather's barbershop. -别折磨我了 -你想要什么样的故事 - You're killing me. - What do you want?我也不确定 I don't know.布莱恩·贝壳维斯的爷爷当年在华盛顿游行过呢 Brian Beckwith's grandfather marched on Washington.阿蒂·贝壳维斯吗 Artie Beckwith?那个整天啰里吧嗦怨天尤人的怂货 He couldn't walk two feet without complaining. 他去华盛顿游行过 He marched on Washington?他是这样告诉布莱恩的 He told Brian he did.跟马丁·路德·金一起 With Martin Luther King Jr.马丁·路德·金 Martin Luther King?-你以为他的理发师是谁 -什么 - Guess who cut his hair. - What?你知道马丁·路德·金的理发师是谁吗 Do you know who cut Martin Luther King Jr.'s hair?卢克的老师怕是也不知道 Neither does Luke's teacher.-所以理发店是在华盛顿啊 -是的 - So the barbershop was in Washington? - Okay.-你还为其他名人理过发吗 -那当然 - Did you cut any other famous hair? - Oh, yeah. 肯尼迪家族理查德·尼克松各位宇航员 The Kennedys, Richard Nixon, all the astronauts.你以为巴斯·奥尔德的外号是哪来的 How do you think Buzz Aldrin got his nickname?酷毙了 Awesome.*莉莉的屋里最好玩* *We love to play in Lily's room**要不要牛奶无所谓* *We don't need any milk*好了莉莉你老爸是铁血真汉子 Okay, you know what, Lily? I am a man.爸这就去厨房给你拿牛奶 I am going into the kitchen to get your milk.*万福玛利亚* *Ave Maria**满被圣宠者* *Gratia plena**玛利亚满被圣宠者* *Maria, gratia plena**玛利亚满被圣宠者* *Maria, gratia plena**圣洁的天主* *Ave, ave dominus**主与尔偕焉* *Dominus tecum**女中尔为赞美* *Benedicta tu in mulieribus**尔胎子耶稣* *Et benedictus fructus ventris**并为赞美* *Ventris tui, Jesus**万福玛利亚* *Ave Maria*有一次威尔特·张伯伦来光顾了 Then one day, Wilt Chamberlain shows up.他说"你能帮忙修下我朋友的头发吗" He says, "Can you take a little off the top for myfriend here?"-竟然是猫王艾维斯 -不是吧 - And it's Elvis. - No way.他是世上最了不起的歌手除了西纳特拉 Greatest singer that ever lived, after Sinatra.谁敢反驳我就跟他急 I'll fight any man who says different.我老爸说最棒的歌手是彼柏·布莱森 My dad says the greatest singer who ever lived is Peabo Bryson.那我只好找你老爸算算账了 Then I guess I gotta fight your dad.是吧 Yeah, I guess.卢克说外公要找你算账 Luke says Grandpa wants to fight you.干嘛什么都跟我过不去 Why does everything have to suck?我们还是改天照相吧 Let's just do the picture another day.我脸上马上要冒痘痘了 I think I'm getting a pimple.不行 No.你知道我多辛苦才约到那位摄影师吗 Do you know how long it took me to book this photographer?在壁炉那里照怎么样 Maybe by the fireplace.行啊旧时代的老人都喜欢在那儿画塑像 Yeah. That's a classic old-person spot for a portrait.拉倒吧墙的颜色太恶心了 Yeah, if I'd ever bothered to paint that hideous wall. 克莱尔是个完美主义者这有时候是好事 Claire is a perfectionist, which sometimes is a good thing,比如选个绝代老公什么的 like when it comes to picking a husband.有时候就不太好了 Sometimes it's a bad thing,比如大家都觉得某样东西很不错 like when everyone else sees something beautiful... 而她的眼里就只有那些丁点大的瑕疵 and all she sees is the teeny-tiny flaw.不行坚决不行 No. No.不行 No.喂我的房子遭殃了 Hi. My house is a disaster.能在你那里拍照吗 Can we do this picture at your place?这个怕是不太可能了 Yeah, that's- that's not gonna work.所以 So-再缠一圈吧粘紧点用点力 Maybe one more layer. And tight, really tight.-爸能再催催他们吗 -刚打过了 - Dad, can you call them again? - I just did.他们在路上了比赛打进加时赛了 They're on their way. Game went into overtime.我知道但是太阳都快落山了 I know, but we're losing the light,而且摄影师 and the photographer's10分钟后还要去个犹太男孩成人仪式 gotta get to a bar mitzvah in 10 minutes.红酒现在你不是吧 Oh, red wine. Really? Now?亲爱的 You know, honey,我觉得你有点太神经质了 I think you're getting a little too uptight about this. -我呼吸困难了 -你没事的 - It's hard to breathe. - Oh, you're fine.你把他怎么了他脸都绿了 What'd you do to him? He's turning blue.只要他的衣服是白色的就行 But his clothes will stay white.-我们回来咯 -谢天谢地 - We're home! - Oh, thank God.曼尼我们换衣服去 Manny, let's go change.嘿又看见我美丽的贤妻了 Hey, there's my beautiful wife.我知道你生我的气 I know you're mad at me,我也知道这泡沫手指无法弥补我的过错 and I know this foam finger can't make up for everything.亲爱的你赶紧换衣服 Honey, you just go change,那事儿我们回头再说 and we'll talk about what you did later.嘿谢谢你买票给我们 Hey, thank you so much for those tickets.歌洛莉亚说你们玩得很开心 Gloria tells me you had a real good time.没没我可没有 Not really. No, I didn't.上苍作证我爱你女儿 God, I love your daughter.我到时候再回来 I should- I should come by亲下这台阶修好这台阶 and kiss that step- fix that step.你说的好像我是故意把家里弄得一团糟一样 Oh, you're acting like I wanted to destroy the house.不我只是觉得奇怪 No. I just think it's odd你毁掉的大部分东西 that the majority of things you destroyed...都是我妈送给我们的 were sent to us by my mom.好吧好吧 Okay, okay, okay.也就是说我和那臭脏鸟周旋的时候 So while I'm fighting off that filthy creature, 还会有时间停下来想哎呀真好 I actually stop and say, "Oh, you know what,总算可以借机毁掉那些 here's the opportunity I've always been looking for庸俗不堪的东西了 to destroy our kitschiest objects."庸俗不堪她听到一定会很"开心"的 Kitschiest? Oh, she's gonna love that.其实如果你跟着我去婚礼 If you would've come with me to the wedding,这一切都不会发生了 none of this would have happened.你是真生气了啊 Okay. So you are angry.米奇尔我懂的 Mitchell, I get it.你讨厌扯家常还不喜欢鸟 You're terrified of small talk and birds.你一定很庆幸那小鸽子 You're just lucky that pigeon没缠着你聊天气状况吧 didn't want to chat you up about the weather.-你好杰 -你们也好 - Hello, Jay. - Hello, guys.老天你怎么穿得跟"舞迷"节目的选手似的 Oh, God. Oh, you look like the guy from Dance Fever.多谢夸奖 Thank you.丹尼·特里奥俄亥俄州克里夫兰市 Deney Terrio. Cleveland, Ohio.老爸非要这样吗我不是在夸你 Dad, really? That is not a compliment.所以之前我才让你先穿上试试转过去 That's why I wanted you to try those on earlier. Turn around.今天不能拍照我的痘痘越发明显了 The picture can't happen today. My pimple's getting worse.我可怜的小宝贝你还能站着吗 Oh, honey, I am so sorry. Can you stand?-能 -那就得拍 - Yeah. - Well, then the picture's happening.大家一定会紧盯着我不放的 It's all anybody's gonna see.我看可不一定 I wouldn't be so sure about that.你看见她穿的裙子了吗 Did you get a look at her dress?什么我看她裙子干嘛我爱的是你 What? Why would I look at her dress? I love you. 邓菲太太太阳就快下山了 Uh, Mrs. Dunphy, the sun is setting.好的这就拍 Okay. Yeah, this is happening.大家快来我们出去了 Everybody, come on. Let's go.小心点我下午才给家具刷了漆摆外边呢 Be careful. I stained some furniture out there this afternoon.可不是嘛老爸 Of course you did, Dad.还有什么需要注意的吗 Anything else I need to know about?没准旁边邻居正忙着打彩弹呢 Maybe the neighbors on either side are having a paintball fight.都看好了我那睿智无比的老爹 Now watch this. Dad, in his infinite wisdom,今天给家具刷了漆 stained furniture today.千万别碰着了还没干呢 Don't touch it. It's wet.-快点快点 -别照了亲爱的 - Hurry, hurry. - Put that down, sweetheart.很好很好大家都过来了现在站这边 Okay. Okay, we got it. Now we're gonna go out here.老天啊你在耍我吗 Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?那洒水器怎么关 How do- How do you turn the sprinklers off?又问我当然了就因为我是拉丁人 Ay! Of course! Because I'm Latina,我就该对花园洒水器什么的了如指掌 I'm supposed to know everything about gardening and sprinklers!他们装这东西的时候就你在 You were here when they installed it.是诶控制器在草坪那边 Ay, yeah. The box is across the yard.你是说要跨过这片黄浦江吗 You mean your now-soaking-wet yard?真好彻底歇菜了 That's great. We are screwed.不还没 No, we're not.我们还没出秘密武器呢 We haven't unwrapped our secret weapon yet.拆弹特工--卢克小神童过去 Luke walks over there, Hurt Locker style...关掉开关 flips the switch,嘭或者不嘭水就关了 and boom- or not boom- water off.好男儿志当英雄儿子 Put the "he" in "hero," son.拆弹专家洒水器终结者还差不多 Hurt Locker? It's more like Squirt Locker.不是吧不搞笑吗 Really? That wasn't funny?我真同情你们这群没幽默感的 I actually pity you guys.没空庆祝了都给我停 No time to celebrate! Stop it!-我们时间不多了 -好的大家 - We don't have a lot of time. - All right, everybody. -请小个子的站前面 -先生 - If I can have the little ones down front- - You know what, sir?不介意的话我来吧 If you don't mind, I've got this.大伙都过来吧 Come on, people, let's get out here.海莉艾丽克斯你们给弟弟拆胶带 Haley, Alex, I need you to unwrap your brother. 邓菲一家站这边 All right, I need the Dunphys over on this side.爸爸你站中间 Dad, you're in the middle.米奇尔小卡莉莉站那边 Mitchell, Cam, Lily on this end. Okay.-听我说 -怎么 - Listen. - Uh-huh?亲爱的我错了如果你再次投入我怀抱 Honey, I screwed up, but if ever you're in my arms again--菲尔现在不说这些 -就得现在说 - Phil, not now. - Yes, now.我不想日后看到这张照片时 I don't want to look at this picture...比如我80岁而你早已与世长辞的时候 when I'm 80 years old and you're long dead... 还想到你拍照时心里深藏的怒气 and know that you were angry at me when we took it. 菲尔回头再说行吗 Phil, we'll talk about what you did later.好了大家请看这里 Okay, everybody. Eyes over here.不关我的事是她亲的我 I didn't do anything. She kissed me.什么 What?-谁亲了你 -歌洛莉亚 - Who kissed you? - Gloria.-什么 -是接吻镜头[同音:亲了小卡] - What? - It was the kiss cam.你亲小卡做什么 Why did you kiss Cam?不是我亲了菲尔他说必须那样 No, I kissed Phil. He told me I had to.-不是这样的 -等一下 - No, no. - Okay, hang on a second.这是在你无视 Was this before or after老婆电话之前还是之后 you ignored the phone call from your wife?那个你也看见了 You saw that too?我们就不能先把相照了吗 Could we please just take the damn picture?好了大伙再来一次 Okay. Everybody, one more time.-你知道吗我很生你的气 -我就知道 - Just so you know, I am angry with you. - I knew it!-我靠 -今天对我来说很重要 - Oh, damn it! - It was a big day for me,而他不参加的原因是他不喜欢扯家常 and he didn't want to go because he doesn't like small talk.把你们这些小吵小闹 Would it be terribly inconvenient...推迟那么几分钟就有那么难吗 to just postpone this hissy fit for a few minutes?你知道吗或许我们根本就 Ok, you know what? Maybe some of us don't-不想今天拍照 -多谢 - want to take a picture today. - Thank you.拜托了克莱尔 And please, Claire,别逼米奇尔做他不想做的事 don't try to make Mitchell do something he doesn't wanna do.闭嘴吧小卡 Oh, shut up, Cam.好了别闹了 Okay, stop it! Stop it!大家都听好了我真的好不容易才筹划好 Everyone, listen. This took me forever to put together,所以我真的不在乎 so I don't really care谁亲了谁谁额头上长了痘痘 who kissed who and who's got a pimple on her head... 或者谁穿了超级不得体的裙子 and who is wearing an outrageously inappropriate dress.我们要打起精神假装一切正常 We are gonna get together and act like a normal family...持续十分之一秒就行 for one-tenth of a freaking second,现在就这么办 and we're gonna do it right now.-快点 -别碰我 - Come on, let's go. - Get your hands off of me.就不就不你怎样 No. No. Make me. Make me.太荒唐了你们两个对每件事都那么纠结 Ah, this is ridiculous. You're both uptight about everything.你不想陪他去参加婚礼 You didn't want to go to a wedding with him就因为不愿意和别人聊天是吗 because you didn't want to make small talk?我就是这样认识歌洛莉亚的 That's how I met Gloria.还记得我对你说的第一句话吗 Do you remember the first thing I said to you?记得 "我喜欢巧克力 Yes. "I like chocolate,我喜欢水果但不喜欢两样加在一起" I like fruit, but not together."常青藤高材生你忍不了是吗还有你 You couldn't come up with that, lvy League? And you.你要是不那么完美主义 You would be a lot happier if you weren't就会活得开心得多 so obsessed with everything being perfect.瞧瞧我们一身白什么东西板球队吗 Look at us here all in white. What are we, a cricket team?告诉你吧生活本就不完美克莱尔 News flash. Life is not perfect, Claire.现在都给我冷静下来 Now calm the hell down.好吧老爸很好对你来说当然轻松 Okay, Dad, that's great, and that's really easy for you to say.但你以为是我想这样吗 But do you think I like being like this?并非如此 No, I don't.所以如果你有什么良方 So if you have some quick-and-easy fix,何不现在就说来听听 why don't you just give it to me right now?-杰 -我的老天 - Jay! - Oh, my God.看我的宝贝 I- I got this, baby.不你干你干什么 No. What did- What did you do?现在两个人都弄脏了 Now two people are dirty.三个 Well, three.好吧你自找的 Okay, you know what?谁叫你说"庸俗不堪" That's for "Kitschy."泥巴大战 Mud fight!别这样别别停下 No. Don't do that. No, no, no! Stop it!大家都站好都听话别闹了 Everybody get back in line. Come on, guys, stop.可恶你们 Damn it. Damn it! Guys!不好意思 Excuse me.你们到底拍不拍了 Are we still doing this?不不拍了 No. No, we're not.-现在拍吧 -准备好咯 - Now we are. - We're ready!-说"茄子" -"茄子" - Say "cheese." - Say "cheese"!68年我在理发店扫头发的时候 Back in '68, when I was sweeping up hair in that barbershop,我曾幻想今后自己家庭的样子 I had this mental picture of the family that,如果够走运的话 if I was lucky enough,有一天我会坐拥完美的妻子完美的孩子 one day I would end up with- perfect wife, perfect kids.结果呢我没那运气 Guess what. I didn't get any of that.最后捞到这么一群二货 Wound up with this sorry bunch.可我每天都对此充满感激 And I'm thankful for that every day.大部分时候吧 Well, most days.我还是就提猫王艾维斯的事好了 I think I'm just gonna go with the Elvis stuff.换我也会 Yeah. I would.右边点右边点 Uh, to the right. To the right.稍微往左一点点 A skosh to the left.对了 There we go.不管了反正重刷墙壁的时候 Whatever. I'm gonna have to take the picture down还是得把这幅照片取下来的 when I repaint the wall anyhow.-杀了我吧 -什么 - Kill me now. - What?我真是太幸运了 Don't know how I got so lucky.爱你 I love you.-我喜欢这张照片 -是啊 - I love that picture. - Yeah.-相框那里是有个缺口吗 -没有没有 - Is that a chip on the frame right there? - No. No.-我看得到 -亲爱的 - I can see it. - Honey.。